/biz/ - Business & Finance

>bought a PnD yet again

FIRST FOR PUFFY CUNNY

>>22060577
Stop buying dumb memes and boomer stocks and start gambling like a true /biz/raeli on retarded waves like tesla

11 minutes

JPM isn't going up anytime soon, is it

I say, I say again unto you:
buy GME at these levels or wait for a pullback before the real short squeeze?

can the linew stOpp goin g up I NEED TO BUY

>there are actually people that post in this thread that own 0 horse
just let that sink in lmao

>>22060554
>Anime thread pic returns
Based

TESLA $1000 EOM

>>22060635
god is punishing you for buying banks and trying to profit from usery

$UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS $UAVS

>cryptoretards trickling into /smg/ because of TSLA and AAPL
Just don't be obnoxious and stupid.
Don't buy anything without an options chain. That is ESPECIALLY true for biotech.

I love anime and there's nothing any of you can do about it.

Should I pick up NCLH now or wait for 3Q? You lnow damn well this corona shot cant last forever and when it ends every mom in the country is guunna want to go on a damn cruise.

Anyone else still living with their parents? I’m 26 and plan on staying a few more years. It’s really a great way to save money. I couldn’t imagine paying rent.

xth for stonks only go up

>cash hasn't settled yet
IM GOING TO MISS THE TESLA RUN AGAIN FUCKKKKKKKKKK

I've made more money buying into the Gamestop meme on Friday than I've made carefully curating and holding macro advantaged positions

>>22060635
Lol no
Value is dead long live growth. It's a zoomer market now and we want shitcoin tier PnD price action to tempt us into losing everything on a single, retarded play like TSLA God damnit

WE'RE GOING TO MARS MOTHERFUCKERS

Honest question, was LX a horrible buy? I know /smg/ says to stay away from Ch*nese stocks but the chart looked healthy, bough 20 at the 8.56$ awhile ago.

>TSLA
Imagine throwing $10,000,000 into the ATH of a bubble.

>>22060554
Guys I just realized I am still 30% cash. I feel like I screwed up my timing and missed the recovery. How fucked am I if buy back in now at these all time highs? Or should I keep the cash and risk the incoming inflation the fed wants.

>>22060686
FNGU doesn't have an options chain and that's shit's made me a fortune

>>22060408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuW3CVPAgxI
Find some abandoned Moldovan house for cheapsies and throw your gains at it to make it comfy for cheapsies

ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!

>>22060722
I wish I had done that last week.

TSLA taking off again

BABA nearly recovered

>>22060698
Can you afford rent? Are you a virgin?

Do I dump the rest of my money into apple and not look at it for a few years?

WHERE ARE MY WALMART BROS AT? WHEN WILL IT STOP

>>22060763
I've invested a fuck ton into Kitov Pharma after profiting in Workhorse and Li Auto
How fucked am I?

first time call buyer. I bought a TSLA 500c 9/4. It's probably going to hit 500 before that. Is there any point selling before 500 if I think TSLA is going to be over 500 before 9/4?

>>22060635
Eveyone is pumping money into TSLA today. banks will rise when tech crabs or dips. i wouldnt worry unless you sold options that are itm this week

>>22060763
number go up

>>22060698
hell yeah staying until im 30

>>22060801
sell that shit immediately

brrrrrr

>>22060844
why?

>>22060698
my parents live with their parents

>>22060801
every day you hold it it drops in value faster and faster. if your sup sell that shit before close

>>22060684
Why is that stock mooning? I'm assuming it's just your average pnd penny stock, but any news pushing this?

bought GME at 4.80 a couple weeks ago as my first stocks ever, feeling pretty good

wtf happened to bonds? I go to get my hair cut, and this shit happens?

Bros I got a free burger today :)

Also made 1k :)

took a nap your welcome for pumping the market

>>22060698
I'm 25 and live with my parents, feels good having 100% of your paycheck to invest

>>22060795
imagine unironically paying someone to live on their property and getting nothing back from it. rentcucks are the worst

DO NOT BUY TSLA. ITS AT AN ATH(i know it fucking split)

>>22060795
Every chad was having sex while living with his parents. You can to. Save the money until you have a downpayment on a house then move into your own place and lock in these ultra low rates. Rent is a scam.

>>22060876
Did it taste good anon

>>22060745
I did put TQQQ put credit spreads instead

>>22060799
i have no idea. hope this helps!

>>22060861
is that a day by day thing? because the price has been increasing by $100/hr since I bought it as Tesla moons.

EOD dump incoming, secure your profits boys.

WOOOSH!
And just like that, TSLA will never fall below $500 again.

>>22060798
if this freaks u out ur not a true walmart bro

>>22060858
if you thought the price went up fast just wait till the red dildo comes. you need to take your profit there today and roll to a higher strike further away next red day

>trying to resist fomoing into TSLA

>>22060698
Based and haven’t been laid since college pilled

>>22060898
>Buy High
>Sell Higher

>>22060892
Imagine being a leeching virgin. Also i didn't say i paid rent i asked if he could afford it. Some of us can afford homes you know

>>22060876
grats bru I made $1k+change today too.
Ah, this is what is feels like to be a Wolf of Wallstreet huh?
We made it fren

>>22060898
TSLA is breaking 500 and you can't stop it

>>22060931
Just buy it nigger

DOWN GO DOLLAR GO DOWN

>>22060876
>Bros I got a free burger today :)
Nice.

>>22060904
Anon, no!! It likely won't dip too far. Please sell them during a morning or lunch dip this week. I don't want you to lose any money, fren.

>>22060902
ye pretty good

>>22060799
>he actually listened to that drug addict sack of shit baggie
You should have a caretaker.

>>22060929
it's not going to go down, too many retards fomoing in at the lower price post split. and if it actually does tank and take TQQQ with it thats the better scenario for me so I can finally buy the cheapies

HERE COMES THE HOUR OF POWER

>>22060946
why the racism, retard?

>>22060795
I probably could afford rent, but then I wouldn’t be able to invest or max out my retirement accounts. I have $80,000 saved and $40,000 in my 401(k). I recently opened a Roth IRA and am trying to max that out. I also have 10% of my paycheck for employee stock purchase plan.

Yes, I am a virgin. But I don’t even really care anymore. I just want to try my best to retire or semi-retire early.

>>22060947
>dollar goes down
>I'm CAD hedged

>>22060931
It's still not too late, we're going to $1000 in January 2021.

>>22060872
What's your exit target? Unless you think the company will fully recover.

>>22060876
>>22060942
My broker isn't giving me my split shares of TSLA until wednesday or some gay shit. so it just needs to not tank until then. WTF is this gay world tho

>>22060961
>first time call buyer
ok learn your lesson the hard way then

>>22060698
I just moved out after saving up to put a down payment on an apartment. Took me three years and I'm 25. Fuck rent. Own your property.

>>22060936
I can afford a house it doesn't mean I'm going to be a retard and buy one when they will be worth 50% in a couple years

>>22060357
is that kpop, 10 bucks fora song name? cant find by lyrics. sounds like backstreet boys. solid production quality for a pop song

Should I buy the OSTK dip?

>>22060965
why the ableism, papist scum?

>>22060988
The company is irrelevant, all aboard the short squeeze, exit whenever it stops going up

POWER HOUR. LET'S GO

>>22060735
Lurk more and you'll find there's plenty of opportunities and stonks go up

tsla go up lol

>>22060965
Tongue my anus, NIGGER. Where the fuck do you think you are?

HOLLLLLLLLD OOOONNNNNNNNNNNN

>>22061007
>not buying every dip
is this a shitpost?

Tesla is unstoppable holy shit

>>22061003
where do u live

>>22061003
Reminder that Arnold made good money in real estate.

>TSLA +10% right after split
DIOS MIO

>>22060945
you're right. i fucking did it

>>22060868
Once a PnD, always a PnD.
There will never be an Amazon deal, even if they move their office in Bezos' gardenshed.

>>22060868
Weird. Also with black rock buying like 6billion of Raytheon and current international tensions, maybe we’re closer to a war than they let us know

>TSLA $500 EOD

LMFAO

>$TSLA

TSLA DON'T GO ABOVE $500. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FUNDS TODAY TO BUY MORE.

>>22061037
All it takes is a single big fish to take the profits to start the chain reaction that would end around $300

>>22060952
Put credit spreads are bullish. I only lose money if TQQQ drops BELOW my strike price (which is $156.50 btw)

>>22060554
Does TQQQ bleed out over time being a x3? Or does it function like a normal stock as far as profit/loss on the chart?

>>22061062
how long until amazon split? No one can deny the bullish power of the split anymore

>TSLA dudebros cheering on a 10% gain
>GME at 30% on the day

>>22060965
N

>>22061080
Never going to happen.
What would they put their profits into? The whole market is dumping and tesla is carrying.

>>22061094

>>22061080
>implying the bags aren't being stealthily transferred to FOMO'tards

>>22061093
Bezos hates small investors so never. I'd keep my eye on Nvidia tho.

I really wish I wasn't an idiot that kept violating good faith rules. It's embarrassing to have $100K in stocks but be unable to daytrade. I'm very tempted to sell some of my apple for more fngu

>power hour
>it starts to crash
DIOS MIO

what the fuck is happening today?

>Buy 50 shares of WEN
>Wait for it to go up 1% from entry price
>Sell immediately for a free meal

Who else /freebaconator/ here?

NOOOO WHY IS TSLA GOING DOWN

>>22061041
Arizona. My apartment's in suburban Phoenix. I already renovated the kitchen with new cabinets and granite countertops. Will probably sell it instead of renting it out once I pay it all off.
>>22061053
Arnold is peak American-immigrant. I should get a poster of him to stare at when I lift.

>>22061080
Maximum cope: The post

>>22061066
He bought? Good, now dump it, crash TSLA.

>>22061119
Precious metals. Land. Physical things. That's the end game for all this pump. The fed is massively inflating the currency but all this extra money is going right into stocks, causing a massive stock inflation. You really think all these stocks are worth this much in a recession?
This isn't value, this is inflation you're looking at.

>>22061102
GME is a short squeeze / PnD i'm not getting caught holding those stinky bags

>>22061125
So your actual gains won't be lost unless number go below your entry, right

>>22061093
Never, Bezos will gatekeep the unwashed masses until he dies.

>>22061102
GME is basically dead cat bounce

TSLA is on ATH

part of what is going on with TSLA is that if you were doing options during the split you CANNOT sell TSLA shares right now
so there are a shitload of shares out there that are literally locked in

OUT OF MY WAY. BIG DICK COMING THROUGH. MAKE WAY PEASANTS

>>22061102
Congrats on making $1.60 a share on a company down 80%+ overall from 5 years ago

>>22061070
War right before the election sounds very unlikely. Trump knows it wouldn't be popular and it would be just another points the Dems could hammer him on.
If there is going to be an actual 'boots on the ground' war in Iran, he's going to wait until early next year, I think.

>>22061066
domp eeet

>>22061193
Do you think it'll dip when people can sell?

>>22061066
He bought, dump it.

>>22061167
So is Tesla retard, Musk is just better at marketing

>>22061180
Tesla is overvalued because people have become convinced every Musk venture is Tesla when that's not actually true at all. SpaceX is absolutely a trillion dollar company, but Tesla doesn't own a cent of that.

>>22061164
Peasants hold USD.
Aristocracy holds stocks.
If anything, normies catching on might mean MMs angrily and suddenly move it into land or durable commodities.

We're back TSLA bros

>>22061066

>>22061144
You are going to own your appartment building?

>>22060967
>>22061004
Not worth being a virgin in mid 20s

>>22061140
Based

>>22061066
YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

>>22061144
cool, how much does a condo cost out there and what are your HOA?

>>22061193
So what you're saying is I should go all in. Got it!

Just bought 20 shares of TSLA. You are all going down with me.

>>22061140
Hello fellow WEN bro. Legit the only reason I hold this shit is for the free meal perks

>>22061208
>caring about absolute price per share rather than percentage gain
retard
>thinking I care about gamestop's actual prospects past the end of next week
absolute casual and ngmi

>WMT PUMPING
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOM

> p/e ratio: 1165

That's it. I'm gonna pull my initial investment out.

>>22061140
You might be a badass

>>22061215
Trump can likely do whatever he wants and will likely still win. Even they Communist sack of shit bill Maher came out the other day and said he is very nervous about this election.

lol

>>22060698
I am, the plan is to skip the cash burn that is rent and save up for a fat down payment for a mortgage within the decade. I don't plan on having sex so this is my best bet for financial freedom.

>>22061245
Like I said, I don’t care anymore. It’s not like I’d be getting laid anyway if I rented. Might as well save money and retire early.

>>22061066
Based and YOLO pilled. See you in space

>>22060635
What were you doing last week when the banks went up. All fucking week!

High Score 8+ sharpe (past 30 days) 4+ (inception)

I've won the money game. Now on to the next challenge.

>>22061289

>>22061245
>implying those anons wouldn't be virgins regardless

>>22061245
Have you seen the absolute state of modern women?

>>22060698
Almost 25 and just moved nack in with my dad. I pay $350 a month in rent but he uses that to pay for his house which he says will go t me when he passes

Buy CLF

Iron Ore at record 2014 prices

so if theta decays fucks a calls price daily, why would you ever buy long term calls? isnt that just burning money? you'd want to sell those calls right?

>got into Nasdaq longs at the dip 5 minutes ago
>already at profit
YAY

>>22061255
$120k for my area. HOAs are usually $200 across the board.
>>22061242
Just a single unit. Not sure if I have the patience to be a landlord.

>bought the TSM dip
>has barely gone up at all today
>just sold it and bought some more AAPL

yeah idk why i even bothered with that snail

>>22061380
they're safer, you're less likely to get fucked by a sudden swing in the next week or something. Also the decay doesn't hit nearly as hard for something say, 6 months out

>>22061261
>You are all going down with me.
Well done, well done, however I sold 25 shares of TSLA earlier in the day.

>>22061389
Based. Buying a 30 minute 1% microdip and instantly getting 2% when it levels back up is fucking addictive.

what am i missing?

>>22061391
I live in Prescott btw. Housing prices are insane anywhere north of Phoenix. All the California shitheads move here and inflate the prices of anywhere not near a large city center. How are housing prices in Phoenix?

>>22061138
dude get a margin account.

>>22061402
>buy stock
>it doesnt go up within an hour
>sell it
You have an addiction

My investorline is shitting the bed right now WTF saying I have 250 aapl stock and 104 tsla when I only bought 125 app and 53 tsla.... showing all types of fucking crazy nonsense
I sold DOW COM today at 45.00 when I bought at 31 and its saying I bought at 68 lol

WTF INVESTORLINE ETF

>>22061438
i dont see TQQQ in there...

>>22061357
Sorry Anon, I got the last good one bro. She's almost as crazy as I am, and she lets me play with her tits. They don't make them like her anymore.

>>22061380
theta decay less than 3 weeks to expiry ain't no thang famalam

>>22061438
ask your boifriend

>>22061380
In my opinion, long term calls mean you're actually planning, or at least willing, to hold until expiry. In that case the theta doesn't really matter.

>>22061438
leveraged ETF's like FNGU and TQQQ

>>22061204
embarrassing

>>22061438
GOOG

>>22061310
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>22061438
Oh boy, I fear that boomers will sell nvidia tomorrow. I hope I'm wrong.

How long can qqq keep rising. Too many people own it for it to keep rising like this. Too many people would become rich

Reminder this is the biggest bubble of ALL time

reminder.

>he didn’t put a strangle or straddle on GME

Pretty obvious it’s going to fly or plummet possible both in the same week. Make some money on it

Bought a GME call expiring October 16th with a strike price of 8,00.
Rate pls

they're both gonna tank tomorrow morning aren't they

>>22061450
i go where the money is. when people stop being hype about tech i'll sell and buy the next thing they're hype about. hype drives the market, deal with it grandpa the future is now

>>22061484
>nearly 6%

What the fuck are you holding?

>>22061380
Long term deep ITM calls (LEAPs) are how you actually leverage secular upward movement of a stock
Long term OTM, and especially deep OTM calls, are lottery tickets for the stupid or risky.

Do you guys have trailing stops set on TSLA, or are you just planning on holding until "$1k EoY"

>>22061438
FNGU TQQQ TECL SOXL

What the fuck is the point of a bank account anymore? Just direct deposit your check into TQQQ and withdraw what you need for bills after letting it grow for a week or so. Let's start a bank run.

>>22061517

Hold til you’re comfy with the profit but don’t get greedy.

>>22061517
potentially based

So are the TQQQ and FNGU holders in here going to sell this peak or just hold until ~next week? This feels insane and I even know it's a clown market already

>>22061512
there's too many shitty tech companies in TQQQ and even FNGU has shit like twitter

I ASK AGAIN
BUY GME NOW AT THESE LEVELS, OR WILL THERE BE A CORRECTION BEFORE THE INFINITY SQUEEZE

>>22061521
keep telling yourself that

>>22061525
zoomer tech
it's balanced out by a shit bet on msft not being fucking retarded

>>22061539
*EoM

>>22061517
foolish/10

>>22061521
Tesla maybe because of the people still holding contracts limits, but it will rise back up again, Apple highly doubt it

Take profits from TSLA right now or are there yet more Robin Hood kiddies waiting to pile in the next few days?
There has to be a limit to how many people are willing to dump their money into this.
At this point there‘s like 10 years of exponential growth priced in. It‘s getting crazy.

>>22061523
tbf I do have a hype account and a boomer account and you're right that TSM belongs in the boomer account, not the meme pennystock account

IN THEORY long term the boomer account should win but hype chasing gains are fun and easy

>>22061438
>No FNGU
>No TSLA
>No TQQQ

NGMI

>>22061546

just got off the phone with tqqq they said they didn’t accept direct deposit ;( what do

>>22061389
yes nasdaq is hardest to lose money longing. and index does not even count dividends. small leverage nasdaq is like up 1200% very short time

>>22061539
>Do you guys have trailing stops set on TSLA
Nobody answer this. Don't let the bogs know where your shekels are and they will let you make money in peace.

>>22061510
Tech or Tesla? Both can't even compare to the housing market 2007. There have been crazy bubbles in human history.

Apple @ 300 by 12-31-2020.

>>22061547
It was already quite expensive at 1,18 dollars :(

>>22061554
the tarot cards told me i'd be successful as long as i remain calm and patient.

>>22061554
Holding until the end of Q1 2021

>>22061604
re roll

>>22061554
HQU here, I'm holding until at least October

>>22061554
This is the norm for us. Why would I sell lmao

>>22061559
>too many shitty companies
TQQQ top to holdings (57.24% of total fund)
>AAPL
>MSFT
>AMZN
>FB
>GOOGL
>GOOG
>TSLA
>NVDA
>ADBE
>PYPL
yeah, looks like total garbage in here to me

>>22061601
These big tech co's are 1000000000000000000000x more of a bubble than housing ever was

>>22061446
Roughly $300k for a family home. Scottsdale is about $100k extra.

>>22061510
>>22061502
About a decade or so

>>22061357
Yup and I enjoy doing sex at them when I can, which happened a lot more when I had my own place than it did in high school
>>22061476
Baggo lol you're absolutely delusional if you think thag shovel faced bug is better than even the average choice if you live in a city sorry bro

>>22061610
based tarot bro

>>22061605
desu if you wanted to gamble on a short squeeze you should have gone further OTM

>>22061584
If boomvesting actually worked for people under 8 digits, the boomers would've retired early.

>>22061599
The thought that there are people out there that don't have trailing stops on TSLA is absolutely terrifying.
t. All in on TSLA

>>22061501
Why would they? Any actual Boomer would have a cost basis of ~20.

>>22061582
Sold my AAPL and TSLA today, gonna buy after it tanks heavy and the bubble pops. Until then I'll stick to non heavily bloated stocks like Nvidia, Amazon, Microsoft and Google. Gonna sell them and reinvest into Tesla and Apple after the bubble bursts 100% tho

>>22061669
Meh the difference wasn't that large between a strike of 8,00 and 9,00 so I thought a well 8,00 is better

If someone shows me a graph with TA they instantly lose all credibility in my eyes

Anyone use TD Ameritrade? Is there a way to calculate rate of return over the life of my account?

>>22061656
>I enjoy doing sex at them

REMINDER THAT THE MARKET CAUSES THE MOST PAIN TO THE MOST PARTICIPANTS YOU ARE TOO LATE KIDDIES ENJOY YOUR FUCKING

>>22061561
nobody knows bro

>>22061650
Snotsdale is much nicer with much less crime. But the people there are complete cunts. I used to play poker at Talking Stick resort and the rich golfer crowd is insufferable.

>>22061656
I love her face though that's like the best part.

>>22061686
Sell the news shit they love so much.

>>22061687
If apple and Tesla crash won’t those other companies be in trouble too? Sorry I’m a professional retard but that’s what it seems like

wheres that absolute fagger nigger jew cum slurping BLNK shilling faggot

>>22061374
>>22061374
>>22061374
>>22061374
>>22061374

$7 EOW

>>22061245
Definitely worth it. Girls date up - your prospects for getting laid in your mid 20's are a lot higher than your early 20's. I used to be an Incel until I was about 25. Then the dating game became so easy. I realized why every girl I was into in college was always with a dude 10 years older than her. Now I know.

I sold lottery OTM covered calls across everything in portfolio for the first time this year.

>>22061680
what %s do you have it set for?

>>22061610
>>22061612
>>22061630
>>22061634
I would only sell now to lock in my gains (currently up like 14% overall) and buy back in when things inevitably dip a bit after this insane run up. I'd love to think this is the "new norm" but it's too crazy

Do you guys pronounce GNUS like "noose"? Seems pretty fitting right now.

>>22061687
It's not a guaranteed that they crash though

>>22061715
most participants in GME stock are short sellers

OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22061779
larp, there is no way there are any GNUS bagholders here

>>22061779
Gee news

>>22061733
Both of you should consider electric toothbrushes and a whitening treatment if im being honest. Idk man post a picture that isn't her Halloween as a chess board and maybe she would be better. Post her tits and ill tell you if her face is the best part

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22061656
>shovel faced bug
My sides!!

>>22061742
What the fuck is BLNK

>>22061584
the problem with boomervesting is that it's hard to tell when to buy in and when the returns are gonna come. it's also really slow.

compare that to hypevesting. it's easy to pick good companies everyone knows (like FAGTMAANN) and see what catalysts they have coming up. then you buy in early and you hold until before the event, and then you sell before the sell the news causes retail to panic sell. this is predictable and consistent. and it's safe because these are good companies that everyone knows and wants to own, not some no-name penny stock or some garbage.

im holding my TSLA until before battery day, the week before i'll be looking to see how high i can exit. simple as. i'll probably sell my AAPL a week before the new thing they're making comes out whatever it is. pretty sure it's the iphone 12 in september, so will probably sell both my AAPL and TSLA around the same time then buy the dip for the next hype event.

>>22061765
That inevitable dip could be years from now. Unprecedented times call for unprecedented measures

>>22060554
>GME starting to tank

SELLSELLSELL

>make a 100 dollars sitting around all day
>go get my dick sucked, get high and drunk
>do it again the next day
Who /comfy/ here

How much longer do we need to let Tesla be cheap before we short it and rug pull the people who bought in post split?

do you guys wait for your calls to go from OTM to decently ITM to sell them for profit?
>>22061808
:^)

>>22061779
Damn. There is going to be one last "first of the month" short squeeze but this is going to penny town

>>22061554
I feel the same about this every week, and then I see my green and realize that it's not fucking going down. Just set stop losses at a safe price and keep buying. If it ever does crash I'll just re-enter with my secured profits.

there has to be a pullback for tsla right?

>>22061861
>he sells stock

ngmi

>>22061843
I NEED
M-MORE TIME

>>22061846
i make more but im thinking about killing myself soon

>>22061836
My boomervesting is simple. I identified a handful of growth industries based on macro trends and bought companies with high revenue growth and good balance sheets

And then got beaten by Gamestop

>>22061763
Nice try Igor, I'll never reveal my percentage.

>>22061884
yeah probably in 5 years or so

>>22061884
I think there will be one tomorrow, but it will easily recover by the end of this week or early next

>>22061789
If you ask people how to get rich today you get a different answer than years ago. It used to be work, then starting a business, now it's investing and everybody knows that to make it big you buy and hold forever. Retail investors with this ideology make up a larger percentage than ever before. There hasn't even been a bear trap for tesla or apple yet. Tesla will be worth trillions (0.5 trillion now) before it makes it's first billion in profit.

I figured we would be down today because this is last day for Federal quarterly tax losses for the period of July and August.

>>22061884
even if there was you'd be too scared to buy it thinking "IT'S FINALLY CRASHING AAAAAA" you fucking retard.

>>22061891

>he didnt dump 5 mins ago

>>22061754
Girls know. Once they hit about 25, their marketability usually (not always) declines. So they don’t want to be left holding the bag with some dude-weed 21 year old bf who can barely graduate college. They want someone who has already made some cash.

>>22060931
There is no breaks on this stock.

>>22061843
nah Imma hold overnight on the basis that boomer shorts might not all be staring at one minute candles like we do

Stop limit at $6.50 tho

>>22061846
>making thousands of dollars every day in unrealized gains

There is no fucking way this will last bros but I will enjoy it while it does

Fucking slaughterhouse soon

>>22061901
>balance sheet
lmao this ain't 1950 anymore nothin personnel kid

>>22061754
I never seemed to run into that issue and im a pretty regular dude just a bit outgoing.

the only capitulation i'm seeing is everyone realizing that keeping your money outside of FAGMAN is futile

>>22061899
Based as hell. Take out some pedo elites while you do it.

>>22061901
such is life. i like AAPL because it's like TSLA except actually sells shit everyone buys every year. so far im up 30% for the year.

Any bets on when it will reach $200?

>>22061899
I literally take 100 dollars out of my account each day and enjoy my life maybe you should buy some ROPE

TSLA is really going to be 500 EOD

>>22061935
I haven't popped my YOLO cherry and I'm a little scared 2bh, today was supposed to be the day but I want something that isn't TSLA

>>22061967
>I literally take 100 dollars out of my account
What do you buy with it?

>>22061966
I'm mildly bearish because like, where the fuck are we going to find another trillion to dump into Apple? At some point the market cap becomes too big to move quickly, right?

Holding anyways

>>22061981
Is TSLA ever gonna go down? If I buy it, it’lol dump for sure

Is shorting CODX free money?

What will AAPL be at Christmas?
>iphone 12 announcement soon
>5g rolling out nationwide

I can't make the big plays bros, I just treat this like a little game. I literally put $100 into TSLA two weeks ago. Made 70% and when I think about how much I could have made if I put my life savings in I feel nothing

>>22061948
Classic euphoria. I'm all in, but we shouldn't lie to ourself that this will go on forever. Minor events could trigger a pull back.

>>22062014
He already said earlier that he buys weed, booze, and a blowjibber

>>22061937
>the man says nervously for the 1000th time.

>>22061981
why do people keep buying this meme stock? i mean how many teslas have you even seen in real life? double digits?

I told you fools all in TSLA. I hope you listened.

>>22062035
>where the fuck are we going to find another trillion to dump into Apple
Money plane

>>22062040
Yeah it will dump $1 then go back up $5 in 15 minutes

>>22062009
yolo on Gamestop lol

thanks guys, i just successfully sold my first call for $888 profit! waiting for weeks to understand everything paid off, but really it was just yoloing a call contract for tesla this morning counting on robinzoomer retard strength
ill be back tomorrow!

>>22061899
Don’t kill yourself. Try doing something useful. Volunteer or try doing something nice for your community. I know you haven’t tried. Life becomes meaningful when you help others.

It’s why you feel like shit, because you think about yourself all day

>>22062014
I go pay a whore 50 dollars to suck and swallow me then I buy a pint of brandy get drunk and fall asleep

>>22062059
also they're creating a search engine, that could be huge

>>22062014
Clearly booze a crackwhore and a little bit of heroin

>>22062040
Buy a call and put for the same strike price. The bogs can't get you that way.

>>22061478
we got into a fight we are not talking to each other atm :c

>>22062097

too late

>>22062084
Doesn't matter. Nowadays you don't need to produce shit nor produce anything and you can be worth billions over billions.

>>22062094
what happens after Biden gets elected though?

>>22062063
Profits are profits. Suffer a painful loss to appreciate that. Any GNUS bagholders that are still alive after this will be some of the most disciplined investors ever.

>>22062084
Theyre all over the road in california

>>22062084
I see them all the time and all the zoomers I know want them.
I also live in a northeast ultra liberal state so take that with a grain of salt.

Why is there no 3x GUNS etf with ruger, swbi, etc? Socjews?

>>22062128
you can't be serious

>>22062059
$160-180 is possible, I doubt mire than that. It's crabbing time. Everyone is already in, no free money to enter Apple unless Tesla crashes to free up capital.

>>22062084
literally everywhere in the bay area

hodl seadogs

>>22062105
>>22062105
Way better than my sucky married life. Enjoy it while you can!

>>22062128
The faucet literally cannot stop. The money will keep coming until the USD is worthless.

>>22062097
Need a 10x or 20x so ill be doing DD and preparing for tomorrow

>>22062035

So december 2020?

>>22062145
How big is the primary market for guns vs the secondary market? There has to be 100 million used ones around to buy since the average american owns six

>>22062084
I live in Los Angeles nd see double digit numbers of teslas literally every day. But it doesn't matter, because cars is only part of what they do

new thread
>>22062191

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>>22062191

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>>22062128
Both boomers are very much pro-printing. They just slightly differ on where the debased fiat goes. With orange man, its corporations that will turn around and just buy back their stocks with it. This will mean no growth and more printing.
With not orange man, it goes to the public that will frivolously spend it on garbage or buy stocks with RH accounts. Either way, green line go up. Dollar go down.

>>22062128
>Biden
>elected

come on TSLA to $500 plz

>>22062103
no

Just bought ten shares of TQQQ, how long until this thing pops

>>22062175
where do i move my take-profits into? gold?

>>22062132
>implying redditors won't jump into the next child like cartoon meme because they are mentally stunted individuals grasping onto their childhood
Please.

If biden wins long solar or clean energy ETFs

>>22062128
We're not going to know the results of the election until mid december. The Biden team's strategy is to never leave the basement, not to debate trump, and to never concede the election. I'm surprised he's not getting more support from 4chan. Most Anons would relate to him.

>>22062084
I see them pretty regularly in bumfuck rural BC, surprisingly

Probably because our gas is back to $5/gal equivalent already

>>22061604
500*

>>22061164
Assets (land, houses, durable goods, gold, silver, and stocks) are all going up because people are worried about the incoming inflation. Holding cash right now is the worse thing you can do.

>>22062175
fortunately consoomer products aren't really feeling the inflation that much, so the "inflation" is really killing your purchasing power in the country

>>22062220
long FSLR anyways because it's a good company with growing demand and some nifty patents

that said it's a boomer hold, good dip for buying tho today

>>22062084
>Be zoomer
>Really want cool electric vroomvroom
>See everyone making money investing into TSLA
>Invest into TSLA
>Make enough profit for a vroomvroom
>Turn in your shares for a free Tesla EoY

It's that simple. Everyone invested in Tesla is literally guaranteed a free Tesla. Do you want a free Tesla, Anon?

bros why is VIX mooning today

>>22062105
Based. Where do I get whores? I haven't gotten laid in almost a year since the border to Mexico closed.

>>22061546
Goddamn what a FOOKIN game!

>>22062231
>I'm surprised he's not getting more support from 4chan. Most Anons would relate to him.

There's a difference between staying in your basement so you can shitpost and fap to 2D all day, and staying in your basement because you're actually dead and being deepfaked into video feeds.

Oh my god, TQQQ is actually amazing, what have I been missing out on

>>22062084
My neighbor owns an awd 3. It is nice, but needs to come down in price about $10k before I would buy.

>>22061066
You've doomed us all.

>>22062694
Is it too late to get in?

>>22062128
1) Even the polls say he won't win now
2) His monetary strategy is even more pro print. The demo wanted more "relief" checks. Not to mention the trillions in reparations they want to print. If he wins you better not have cash sitting around.

>>22062701

Trump has literally put more money in my pocket than Obama/Biden have ever done.
The only thing Obama/Biden gave me was gay sex and even that didn't come around until 2015.

>>22062764
You faggots ask this every week. Probably not. We don't know, just get in.

>>22062889
Obama started in the middle of a crisis. Can't blame the nigger for years of fucked up shit hitting him.