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22046517 No.22046517 [Reply] [Original]

>notice the postman miles away just by the unique sound pattern of the car engine
>run to the front door
>break it when I dash through as soon as the postman tries to deliver the mail to the neighbours
>targetaquired.jpg
>sprint as fast as I can completely disregarding my environment
>snatch the mail
>sprint back to my house
>inspect my newly acquired goods

Who else is a successful mail snatcher here? This week alone I got three ledgers, one trezor, a pack of underwear and crayolas

>> No.22046530

>>22046517
>the 26 yr old SWOOPER

>> No.22046545

>>22046517
>>22046530
based SWOOPer

>> No.22046549

>>22046517
Eagle of Wall St right here
Watch out for this guy

>> No.22046561

swooper, no swooping, SWOOPER NO SWOOOPING!!!

>> No.22046612

>I‘M GONNA SWOOOOOOOP

>> No.22046619

>>22046517

I hope nobody actually does this. All thieves deserve to have their organs repossessed. As they breathe their last moments on the operating table, they'll know that they were of some use to society. Even if it's by providing spare parts.

>> No.22046637

>>22046619
this is what happens if you put yourself down as an organ donor and end up in the hospital for a minor thing