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it's a stock split retard

WHATS HAPPENING THIS IS THE BIGGEST COLLAPSE IN HUMAN HISTORT

>>22044121
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HELP MEEEEEEE

>>22044208
IT'S UNIRONICALLY OVER AAAAAA

Lol wtf I'm laughing here that's a big dump. People were thinking it could only go up and it's value went down tremendously. Is it because of those pigs?

>>22044155
>stock split
>my short still functions, because overall share price is much lower.
Get fucked jimbles.

>hurr durr stock always go up

what does this softhanded kike have to say for himself now?

>>22044121

>>22044121
I'm financially bored

Why is Muskinho's net worth so low?

how the fuck did this happen? i've been out of stocks and cryptos for over three years now, holy shit, what's going on?

based get rekt stockfags

>>22044348
Read the first post, dumbo

>>22044348
nvm it's just a split...

I want this to happen just so boomers get heart attacks

Wait dis you guys really buy fake space Reddit man stocks? Why?

>>22044342
Yo guys if its "just a split", why Musks net worth so low?! Doesnt he have more number of stocks now? Also, why TF would he do this?!

That masochistic madlad!

I sold all my TSLA on Robinhood because the average person in this stock is so stupid they will see the massive crash and sell.

why even do a stock split. doesn't that make it more difficult to increase in value? Why not do a stock burn?

>>22044436
Wait, did it fall already? Or its supposed to increase soon again? Explain to biznewb plz

>>22044485
Normies see price too high cannot afford to buy

>>22044436

> thinking normies won't be buying more now that the stock is cheap enough
> literally selling the bottom

You are the dumb one here lmao.

>>22044485
I think it's more marketable to sell cheaper shares as the psychology of buyers is to feel good about owning a whole dollar even though its last years 25cents.

Man if I were into boomertokens now would be a decent time to buy

>>22044485
Because it increases the amount of people able to afford the stock. If you burn the stock it lowers supply and pushes the price even higher

>tf people cannot understand what’s a stock split
you can do better biz

>>22044661
Why does Forbes say Elon Musk net worth decrease by $66B?

>>22044485
elon wanted to make 420 jokes again

>>22044601
Now that you’re telling me about burning it then after a split why don’t they just burn the extra shares? There’s probably a rule for it or something

>>22044121
imagine not shorting
I'm printing money. How hard will you cope?

>>22044661
i mean are these people here really investing??

>>22044710
>>22044431
are u guys going to pretend to ignore this post?

>>22044121
Literally anyone with a fucking brain could see that coming. You speculate on tesla not fucking spacex retards.

>>22044485
1. Cheaper shares, psychological thing for the normies.
2. Cheaper options, so the kikes can liquidate the robinhooders much easier.

>>22044155

>>22044121
On all levels but financially I am ruined

So since the stock is split, is now a good time to buy? Or wait for >>22044436 and then buy before they all figure it out and buy back in.

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>22044485
fractional shares weren't always a thing and they may still not be a thing for some brokers.

> doesn't that make it more difficult to increase in value?

why lol
the only thing that matters is market cap, and a split doesn't touch it at all.

>>22045304
With fractional shares existing... there isn't much of a benefit.

nvm fuck forbes, bloomberg still has the net worth alright

Ewww gross, this is a bit too much wtf

Eww gross this is a bit too much

>>22045703
Bezos absolutely mogging these nerds

>>22044543
You don't realize how retards think. They literally think "Stock high price. Stock is good" *clicks buy*. You do realize that TSLA's crazy run is because the stock is loaded with morons who continue to buy at ATH right? Do you really think those same people will be smart enough to not sell at a massive loss? They will all be heading for the exits and it will be glorious.

>>22045742
In the long term Musk will surpass him.

>>22046119
I sold 6 shares the other day just because i wanted to take out what i put in kept a few shares i understand the dont sell but now that i got out what i put it in im basically playing with 20k of pure gainz so if something happens who cares i do feel bad about selling a few tho but i think im better for it in the long run right?

>>22044239
is that gif not looped or is my browser broken?

>>22046396

it's not looped

>>22044299
Hope this is bait

>>22046491
I don't know anything about stocks since I don't invest in them but I know now that it's because of a stock split. Sorry.

I'm buying the dip!