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I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22043752

Stock split you retard

>> No.22043775

>>22043752
THATS A LIE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22043785

𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲
I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the E-Fi on
So, Jannies (Yeah) Trannies (Yeah)
If you want a Rebase in my Enceladus (meh)
Then turn around, slink it out
Even filthy rich nerds got to... overthrow the establishment for the betterment of mankind and the success of bitcoin...thus ushering in the golden bullrun.

Baby got AMPL.
𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲𝚲

>> No.22043811

ITS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22043848
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22043848

>>22043701
HOLY SHIT ELON JUST EXIT SCAMMED CHECK THE CNN
SELL SELL SELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22043872

WHY DID ELON HAVE TO INJECT THE WEED

>> No.22043914
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22043914

I KNEW IT WAS A PONZI ALL ALONG. JESUS CHRIST WE GOT DUMPED ON SO HARD

>> No.22043935
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22043935

>there will at least one retard who killed himself over this

>> No.22043944

i dont have these, should i buy now?

>> No.22043975

>>22043935
I'm thinking more than one this time. Actual window jumpers. Do a flip, Robinfag.

>> No.22044179

>>22043944
my buddy just set aside 5k
2 shares is relatively low risk if you're on the fence

>> No.22044327

>>22043944
Just pray that the zoomers mass pull out drives the price down

>> No.22044355

>>22043701
NEW PORTFOLIO:
>50% AAPL
>50% TSLA
now that they're both cheap

>> No.22044361
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22044361

OH NO NO NO

>> No.22044446

>>22043935
>Ismaeel

>
_//

>> No.22044479

>>22044179
got 10k € waiting for use, maybe its more conversative then getting icos

>> No.22044507
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22044507

>>22043701
made me check

>> No.22044705

Serious question why do stocks split?

>> No.22044730

>>22044705
because normies buy XRP because it is whatever it is, some low number
I am not kidding, they think like that

>> No.22044741

>>22044705
Asexual reproduction

>> No.22044757

>>22044705
>because people are not able to afford 1 full stock
but in reality it’s just a marketing trick
>oh look Tesla is cheap again, must buy before we go to 2k again
just like xrupee tards keeps buying XRP because it’s cheap without looking at supply

>> No.22044802

>>22044757
Also not everyone in stocks has 2k to buy the shares because not every brokerage allows fractional shares. You’re just buying diluted shares

>> No.22044848

>>22043701
Screw TSLA get in AYFI before it moons
Discord W7S2UWd

>> No.22046011

>>22044355
Based. Now is time to buy the dip.

>> No.22046395 [DELETED] 

>>22043935
I'm financially devasted

>> No.22046435

>>22043935
I'm financially devastated.

>> No.22046459
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22046459

>>22046395
>>22046435
check out this fucking redditor

>> No.22046509
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22046509

Elon is a dirty African kike

>> No.22046546

>>22043752
>>22043701
Are stock splits the new rebrand?

>> No.22046590

>>22043701
how retarded can a single anon get

>> No.22046661

>>22043701
it actually did drop.
0.23*5= 1.15% drop.