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>>22038883
Go home English teacher

>>22038912
If he goes home you will get bunch of niggers. Who do you prefer? You get cucked ether way I guess.

>>22038912
You wish, inaka peasant.

>>22038912
>>22038984
Also not an amerimutt. You can have your JETs back anyday.

I have heard that its around 20% of your gains, but I am not sure how clever they are with audits.

>>22038912
I know nothing about Japan except what I learned on 4chan. Why are English teachers so hated? My immediate guess is that the more autistic weebs tried and failed to become English teachers and resent the less autistic ones.

>>22038883
You are taxed on all your trades up to a 40% global tax.
Enjoy!

This is the reason I can't go live in Japan. I don't want to exchange my tax hell for another one.
At least there is a legal way to not pay taxes on crypto where I live.

>>22038912
Could your projection be any more obvious?

I’m sorry anon, not all of us can do easy jobs.

>>22039625
Where did you read that?
I think this is more relevant.

>>22039493
English teachers are massive fucking weebs that come to Japan to make a paltry 2.5 Million JPY a year. They'll spend 1-5 years in the country and learn 0 valuable skills and put no effort into learning the language, this gives foreigners with real jobs in Japan a massive stigma. Most of them also happen to be massive SJW faggots that bitch about the "problematic nature" of Japanese culture.

The hiearchy of foreigner's in Japan goes like this:

>Foreigners on an Expat contract from their home country
>Foreigners working on a local contract at a Foreign owned company in Japan
>Foreigners working on a local contract at a Japnese owned company in Japan
>Foreign Exchange students
------Anything under this line is Dogshit; filled with low IQ weebs and undesireables.
--------------
>foreigners working manual-labor jobs (mostly flips/brazilians picking strawberries in buttfuck nowehere)
>filippina hostesses working at snacks
>foreigners working at convenience stores
>JET english """""""""teachers""""""""""""
>ALT english """""""""""teachers"""""""" working for companies like Interac/Aeon etc.

>>22039704
Forgot the image.

>>22039755
Oh I forgot one variety of foreigner.
Foreigners working as "headhunters" in Tokyo/Osak etc.
These are above the JET teachers but under the convenience store foreigners.

>>22038912
Hahah I'm an English teacher and I'm here eating your fish and fucking your women

I literally took a slut to Costco and bought her 1 slice of pizza and I fucked her brains out 2 hours later and blew inside her hairy pussy

After this I'm gonna do the same to Korean gooks and their women

>>22039704
I can't post the link for some reason...
It's on the tokentax.co website when you look for crypto taxes in japan.

>In Japan, cryptocurrency trading, mining, lending and other income is classified as miscellaneous income, subject to a tax rate up to 55%.
>Compared to Japan's taxes on stock profits of a flat 20%, crypto gains are very highly taxed, dissuading individuals and companies from properly reporting their crypto gains on their tax returns.
>However, non-residents are taxed a flat 20% tax rate on income which they need to pay upon leaving Japan.

>>22039777
On the same website as your picture...
40m JPY is 380k $.
I suppose this may be different if you are poor.
I was looking at it from the perspective of a millionaire.

If I understand it correctly it's taxed the same way as your standard income and added to it.
Trading stocks would allow you to only pay 20% of taxes on it.

>>22039755
Glad I lived in japan a decade ago, before smartphones and current college cancer. The only English teacher I knew was ex military stuck there because he banged 3 kids into his nip wife. God it was great partying in tokyo.

>>22039755
Where do foreigners vacationing and banging sex workers fall

>>22039755
I can confirm this guy is 100% correct in his foreigner rankings.
t. Exchange student during uni days.
>>22040154
Clubs in Osaka are better less retarded Gaijin and girls are hotter/sluttier.
>>22038883
Cashing out is Hard my buddy plays poker professionally and has to go through 2 payment systems to get his cash in YEN.

The best way to cash out in Japan is to start up a company and just pay the corporate tax and pay yourself out as a wage/salary. Otherwise what >>22039777 linked is correct.

>>22039755
Where does the retired millionaire fit into this?

>>22039895
>thinks imprisoning his dna in biological dogshit is worth bragging about

>>22040231
Not even registered on the list. I don't really give a fuck if you're here to fuck women; you at least aren't adding to the stigma that all foreigners are retarded english teacher monkeys. Unless of course you're one of the Australian fuckers that loves to go to small bars and puke everywhere and pick fights with locals.

>>22040260
if you're cool you can be ranked higher than the foreign exchange student learning japanese/ other subjects and banging girls.

>>22040278
Lol I find that the UK/Americatards are the most common with this though I used to live in Osaka not Tokyo.

>>22039895
I hope she was pretty. Do not expect any good looking Costco bitches though.

>>22040295
I lived in Kansai for ~2 years and ahve been living in Tokyo for the past 3. American millitary men are usually also masssive cunts that have some kind of inferiority complex but Australians are by far the worst tourists I deal with. I am so happy Corona has banned these retards from coming here for a while. I need to get the fuck out of Tokyo though. I hate Tokyo so goddamn much.

>>22039979
Yea, I am still getting there salarywise. Thanks anon.

Does it make sense to just hold without reporting or would i have to commit seppuku if i cash out all of the sudden and they ask me for the history of transactions?

>>22040280
Does it mean I would have to create a fake company to increase my status if I didn't need to work with $10-20 million?

>>22039802
>>22040253
You forgot former JETS trying to escape JETdom.

>>22040378
In 99% of cases that is what the headhunter retards are.

>>22038984

>>22040339
What do you hate in Tokyo?
The high population density?

>>22040356
You're welcome. I am also trying to find out how the tax system works there.
But I have no experience with the japanese tax man.
I suppose they would try to get all the taxes you forgot to pay with an added interest for not reporting it?

In some countries you can get jailed if the amount is high enough, but I don't know for Japan.

>>22040434
-High population density
-Land/property (even to rent) is insanely expensive
-No nature, everything is concrete. If you want to see nature you have to take a 2 hour train to Hakone which is going to be filled with thousands of other retards from Tokyo doing the exact same thing
-Lots of retarded foreigner tourists
-The locals are stuck-up as fuck, you can become friends with strangers in bars at Kansai. In Tokyo everyone is too busy spending their entire paycheck on the latest gucci bag before going home to have their moms cook them dinner to talk with you
-retards killing themselves on the train is a weekly occurence, enjoy having your train delayed by 2 hours because the manager told taro-san he wasn't allowed to take friday off for the birth of his son
-commercialization. Tokyo is the Jew's wet dream because everything has been commercialized to the extreme.
-Niggers in Shinjuku

>>22039755
where would a rich neet fit in?

>>22040547
You won't be hated but you will likely become cucked and an object of pity. If you can't speak Japnese the only women you'll be able to fuck will be the gaijin hunters from HUB/ gaijin clubs. She'll marry you and shit out a kid but she'll 1000% go to the club to get fucked by Jaques the part time French model while your back is turned.

>>22040531
I see. So to be on the safe side i will try what
>>22040253 said, with the amount i cash out.

The rest i will keep holding, that i didnt really earn in Japan.

>>22040278
Hahah I'm Australian and I threw up all over my hotel room last week while on school holidays

Clean it up zipperhead

>>22040374
if you like I can set you up with contacts to do such...comes with a fee though.

Drop a protomail.

t.kansai anon

>>22040154
I was living in Tokyo 15 years ago and everyone was still glued to their phones

>>22040613
Kek thanks for your insights, anon. My company may be sending me to Japan for a project if this covid shit ever clears, and it’s good to hear non-romantic views of the place. Despite it all, it still seems much nicer than the nigger hovel my homeland is.

>>22040339
Don't lump me in with those retards i speak Kansai ben plz senpai... but yes I spent a lot of time at Cheval sometimes at bambi.

>>22040533
This is worse than I imagined.
Is this the result of living in a high density area?
Some of this seems strangely familiar to other big cities I know.
When the cost of living is high a working person has to spend more time in public transports which makes him busier and more tired. Living in a smaller home also increases the risk of mental health issues and depression.
I didn't know there were niggers there too...

>>22040613
how important is the language outside of women? not looking for a wife or kids

>>22040253
Won't it cause problems to get paid by a second company when you already have a job?
I remember hearing that Japanese companies handle most of the administrative part for taxes.
Won't they see it as two timing?

>>22038883
I heard Japan allows you to buy most anything with Bitcoin. Is this true?
Can you open a bank account there and convert all of your bitcoin to yen? This would be to avoid the insane US tax.

>>22040835
Check biflyer, i think they have a page regarding the taxation of assets of you do shit from abroad.

You still would have to go through their approval process to become a trader and regular user on their platform.

>>22040773
If you're a software code monkey you'll be fine.
I highly recommend against it though.
>>22040750
>Is this the result of living in a high density area?
I assume so. Tokyo feels like any other soulless metropolitan city.

Average salary for a Japanese white collar worker in his late 20s is around 3 MJPY/year (before taxes.)

Let's say you want to move into a decently sized newer apartment, a 60M 2LDK within 20 minutes walking distance of a decent express stop station. You will likely be paying ~220K-/month in rent. Also, the first time you move into the aprtment you will be charged
1-2 months of "gift money"
1-2 months of security deposit
1 month of rent in advance
1 month of fees to the realty aagency
0.5-1 month of rent for key exchange
1 month of rent for cleaning.

You can usually negotiate the last two away, but you can expect to pay ~ 500,000-700,000 JPY (~5k-7k USD) just to have the privilege of moving into arental apartment. Tokyo is truly the Jew's dreamland, it is his vision for the entire world.

>>22040773
Very - its not an English friendly place.
-Ordering food can be hard
-Understanding conversations
-Signs on roads are in English/romaji so you will be able to drive.
-Instruction manuals are 50/50
-All bills and the such is in pure Japanese but phone bills can be set up to just be prepaid over a 6 month contract.
>>22040835
Last time I went February this year this wasn't something I saw.
>>22040820
Most people I know have 3 sources of income whether they be locals or expats/tourists/exchange.
>>22040533
This is correct fuck the niggers in shinjuku AND FUCK ROPPONGI DURING NIGHT TIME. WORST FUCKEN CLUBS EVER.
>>22040750
Getting friends is hard unless you've know them or been introduced through other friends. But there are many outlets like Hellotalk or hubpub, nomikai etc etc. That being said all my Kansai friends don't give a fuck and are less Japanese then Tokyo, I've made so many friends in bars its funny as.

>>22040936
>I highly recommend against it though.
why?

>>22041002
>>22040951
Did a pretty good job of explaining (even though he's a degenerate that goes to fucking Cheval: Pickpocket central)

Japan is majorly non-English speaking. If you're a code monkey ou can go crunch lines of code with pajeets at rakuten, but why would you? You won't be able to order anything from a menu that isn't some tourist shithole with inflated prices and English menus. You won't be able to pay bills/read housing contracts without someone holding your hand like a toddler. You won't be able to make legitimate friends with anyone, the only people that will associate with you will be: Other weeb foreigners that can't speak Japanese, Japanese people that want to use you as a free English lesson, 3/10 sluts that just want to be cummed in by another foreigner. It will be a soulless and unfulfilling experience.

>>22040339
So would you say Osaka is the better place to go to and study at a language school than Tokyo?

>>22041122
Yes.
Fuck Tokyo.

>>22041135
Alrighty then thank you

>>22041060
>Japan is majorly non-English speaking
do you know if Thailand or the Philippines are any better in that regard? mostly just looking for a quiet place without niggers

>>22041060
You had me at 3/10

>>22041213
These are more sex tourist areas so I assume the expat community is easy to find. I went to Vietnam and found several obvious sexpat gathering areas.

>>22041060
Oooo I never knew its pickpocket central, I spent most of my time fucked up on that blue drink but the staff remembered me same with security so personally I never had a bad time.
Most of my worst clubbing experiences came from Ghost and Amerikaku which is the nigeria of Osaka. Too many niggers there...and hiphop shit music.
I've been to pretty much every club in Namba and I found cheval and Bambii to be the best in terms of EDM music and ratio of hot girls to guys.
>>22041122
This shouldn't even be a question - do you want to be depressed then Tokyo, if you want to actually have fun and make friends Kansai or you could go to kyushu where everyone is a slut and hot.

>>22041324
I had my wallet stolen from that shithole. I lost a few man which I didn't really give a fuck about but ofc it meant I had to make 2 seperate trips to the nigger infested ministry of foreign affairs and hop through all of the beauracratic bullshit to get my documents back.
When I was a degenerate my favorite club was Onzieme but I do not think it is still alive.

The question is here is why are there mutts here pretending to be nips? Nips have retarded engrish lol.

>>22038912
Not born and raised Japanese. Fuck off.

>>22041324
Damn so Tokyo really is that bad huh, Osaka it is then as long as corona gets under control until end of next year

>>22040339
So you're a filthy english teacher then? Not japanese. Fuck off.

>>22041389
Not born and raised Japanese. Fuck off streetshitter.

unrelated but I took acid in Tokyo and I literally felt like I was in the heart of the Matrix. It really opened my eyes to how unnatural city living is. I had to escape to a local jinja to chill out.

>>22041538
kek. That sounds nightmarish.

I live in Japan too and already fucked 100 girls in 6 years. Pretty comfy. Also get the fuck out here and use coincheck to cash out. But seriously, fuck off

>>22040936
Key money and "gift" are the same

>>22041577
it was. I almost got lost and I’m a native. if any foreigners are thinking of doing this, get ready for the ride of your life!

>>22041616
Key exchange money.
If you move into a used apartment there is a fee (usually 0.5 month-1 month) to exchange the house key into a new lock (to ensure the previous person does not still own a copy)
You can usually tell them to fuck off and that you'll take your chances. Gift money is just lining the pockets of Jewish property owners and is a holdover practice from the 1923 Kanto Earthquake.

>>22041583
any tips on meeting women here as a foreigner?

There are bitcoin ATMs in Japan. Only works out for small amounts obviously.

>>22041389
Guess you didn't do the tap you pockets check a lot or get a girl to go home with you rip.
>>22041463
Brosaka is fucked at the moment with cases and people going out despite being confirmed infected wait another year or so.
>>22041712
Hellotalk, good luck getting the hot chicks though you need to be white and decent looking,If you speak Japanese then you will be extremely popular.

>>22038883
I live in Japan and investigating this currently with an accountant. From what I get, yeah, you just declare when you cash out.
If you can don't use CoinCheck to cash those crypto, commission is crazy high. DMM.com won't let gaijin like us in. Try BitMax if you have a bank account accepted by their system

>>22041807
Yeah was planning on going next year

>>22038883
hahahahaha stupid race mixing weeb. You're fucked, they're going to tax the shit out of you.

>>22039755
Was a student there, I can confirm your line is accurate although plenty of the students belonged below it. Usually they crashed out after 3 months and went home though.

>>22041122
I'm going to disagree with the anons before me and say yes to Tokyo, but only for language school.

As a foreigner, if people are even willing to speak to you in Japanese, they'll usually do it in the Tokyo dialect. It's just what most foreigners will know, if they know anything. You'll use it in business too even if you're working elsewhere. Otherwise there's better places. If I were to choose now maybe I'd say Sapporo cause you get the dialect (fuck tohoku-ben) and it's super nice if you can handle the cold.

Why is it always the most pathetic and degenerate people going to Japan? It would be one thing if it were just a innocent weaboo but it seems like a bunch of you are going to le holy nip land in the same way a nigger travels to Europe. You're just there to be a nigger, why couldn't you just be a nigger in your home country if thats all you wanted to do? Do the jap whores really give you that much of an ego boost? Fucking pathetic

If you have a bank account in Japan, make an account on Bit Flyer.

>>22042068
Go live in my home country if you care so much.

>>22042017
I see but if Tokyo is so grey even if the language schools are better it might not be worth it if you plan to study there for 1-2 years

>>22041807
>Brosaka is fucked at the moment
my CoE is arriving soon, can’t keep the gf waiting much longer. local consulate told me they may start issuing new visas soon

>>22039755
I bet an English teacher cucked you at a night club lmao

Is it realistically possible to retire to Japan from the U.S.? Let's say I had a net worth of $2-3 mil when I do. Would they let me in? Also I wouldn't be a shithead and I'd learn the language customs, etc.

Japan seems so nice, no crime and peaceful.

Weebs that move to Japan or retards that move to teach English just to get a slice of their fantasy should just kill themselves.

>>22042068
>seems like a bunch of you are going to le holy nip land in the same way a nigger travels to Europe
what are you even talking about? there are no gibs in japan

>>22041802
What a load of bullshit. Coinatmradar.com shows nothing.

>>22042405
yeah it’s based. Don’t listen to anons ragging on ALT work, which is in all honesty very laid back compared to virtually everything else you could be doing. You actually have vacation and can cover expenses while living off of investments or other sources of income. Only an insecure retard cares that much about showing off their job to NEETs on a haiku origami forum. The only problem with it is there is very little career progression, which is why it’s a means to an end for people that have their money and other sources of income elsewhere. You can retire more comfortably in SE Asia, but that means enduring third world behavior and literally dumpster tier expats (the good ones own businesses and stay inside).

>>22041324
I landed a job at a startup as a engineer making really good money. And I'm supposed to ship out to Tokyo in a couple months. Assuming everything opens up borderwise. Now you guys are making me rethink this whole thing dammit. Obviously I'm sure it'll be a good decision, but I feel like I have a lot I'd be leaving behind at home. I feel like the longer this covid stuff delays at the Moore second thoughts I get.

>>22042742
Hopefully wherever youre stationed does not adhere to Japanese standards of work ethic. If that is the case then good fucking luck. Regardless there is not a happy soul in Tokyo and I’m not exaggerating in the slightest.

>>22042880
The company is run on a very western agile kind of model. I've talked to a bunch of engineers there and they all seem to like it, most of the engineering department is from the US and Europe. I'm taking a couple trips to Tokyo each for about a month and I really enjoyed it there. But I can definitely see how the urban sprawl can definitely take its toll on you. I definitely intend to pick up a motorcycle to try to take weekend trips driving around outside of the city.

>>22043003
You’re set.

>>22042742
Depending on how old you are and your current relationship status it can be really fun or boring. Learn the kanji for Nomihoudai (飲み放題ーのみほうだい ) means all you can drink, 2 hours usually ordering 2 additional food items with all the booze.
>>22043003
Yeah you'll be fine and have a lot of fun, I speak about it from a negative point of view but when I am with my friends in tokyo its usually a lot of fun.

>>22043467
Nice, I intend to do quite a bit of nomihoudai when I can. Unfortunately I am seeing someone who I really do like, but I have never had a good time with long distance and I kind of stumbled into this opportunity and at 24, it's really now or never. I would never do something like that once I get more settled. I'm really excited but I will always have some anxiety around it. That can't be helped, any tips for trying to stay in touch with people back home? I've been looking into the best times during the week where I could still try to play some games with buddies back home.

>>22038883
huwaito pigu stay home

>>22041807
Do most foreigners not speak japanese?

>>22043563
>helped, any tips for trying to stay in touch with people back home?
gotta sync up time zones or arrange to call, honestly chances are you're going to be out everyday partying or eating out / drinking with friends and colleagues. Gaming time will reduce but you will feel so good when it does because - I used to game a lot but when I was over for student exchange I had more fun sightseeing and trying new things.
Long distance can work but you will have tones of girls throwing themselves at you and if you like Japan chances are you're not going back...If you need any ITSM/management / sales dudes I am more than happy to sign up and get the fuck out of my country to live there.

>khlmcpwfttxzpetllb@miucce.online

>>22043799
Depends usually the tourists have the basic 私はトムです。
>My name is Tom.
But you would hope to develop some language skills so you can make friends have an easier time. I had a intermediate level of Japanese prior to going on student exchange but then that became Kansaiben so most would assume I am native now days. If you want to learn the language 3 years of hardcore everyday study you can become n2/n1 JLPT standard.

>>22040702
kansai anon when I make it i would want to contact you too It has always been a dream of mine to retire in Japan.

t. saiyan anon

>>22038883

I am 40. Planning to move to Japan with my wife when I make 1 million in crypto. Probably going to teach english on mountain in a local village and I will do it because its fun.

Japan has one of the greatest cultures if you have a part-time laid back job like TESOL.part-time even better. They are traditional as fuck very clean, nature is just majestic, food simply the best, excellent place to have a family.

This is not just an anime fantasy land but a great place to be. A window into the future with an ethos that westerners only dream of. Literally 90% of Japan is right wing and keep their roles at all levels.

>>22044686
I frequent biz and you should be able to identify my writing style by this point in time. So make a couple of Japan threads in the future.

>>22044934
ok nice! to keep making gains

>>22040702
Kansai anon where you at? Osaka here

>>22043888
Tokyofag here. Speak 標準語 nigger.

Also N1 doesn’t mean shit. I’ve met so many retards that got that qualification and can barely order a beer.

>>22045441
lmao thats a 10/10 fuck your 標準語 sounds like a fucken robot sucking dicks. Also you probably are from country side or chiba.

>>22039895

>>22045064
Back home in kangaroo land m8, actively looking for work in IT / consulting so I can fuck off out of this piss poor country. Old stomping grounds were namba/kobe.

>>22042538
Yep spot on. Ignore the Ken-sama >>22039755

>>22038912
Get bent weeb

>>22038984
perfection

>>22042274
How is it? Never used it before.
Coincheck sucks dicks and I want to find a better platform

https://youtu.be/aSZvdfMdYlM

might go tokyo to check out the olympics
i'm black and don't really care about the BLM, liberal, racists or crybabies

already seen most of asia, whats worth visiting in japan since you people never shut up about it? might as well use some crypto gains and check it out

im white and i teach english in asia
i fuck low tier ugly girls here but i cannot get the top tier asians
being white is useless nowadays

>>22040278
You haven't really visited a country unless you've fought the local populace

>>22040702
Thank you for the proposal.
I still need 1-2 years before I can think of retiring, but I will keep it in mind and come back to ask here if I manage to reach my goals.

>>22044934
you shill DMG by chance?

>>22047268
found general tso's pajeet.

>>22048323
I spammed all the broken down planes and cars. sold above $1.10

>>22039755
>>22040253

Been a student there for a year, and this is 100% true. All my teachers in those shit subjects like Academic Composition and Academic thinking and that shit are massive weebs and even bigger retards. Most of them and almost of EU/American students go there to constantly criticize and complain. I've heard the term 'Back in the US we do it like that' and 'Why is Japan falling so far behind in globalization' etc.

It's pathetic, but it's fun to laugh at them tho

>>22049042
>Most of them and almost of EU/American students go there to constantly criticize and complain.
Is that a weeb thing? Most people are faggots who never stop complaining.

>>22042383
Spot on

>>22049299
No not necessarily, most of them aren't weebs. It's just they are very expressive.

>>22050371
I meant that it's the same everywhere with faggots complaining about wherever they are because they hate themselves not just Japan.