/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22021122

Oh, you know, just spending my weekend studying for "optional" exams. Did 12 hours yesterday until 4 am. Woke up after 6 hours of sleep and back at it.

>>22021201
do you think it will be worth the struggle?

Software development student, unemployed, live with parents, 23 yo. Im going to look for a job again. I need to invest more in LINK and other alts I find good for 3year investment.

>>22021232

I think it is unless I get the balls to quit and start my own business.

There is a point when just quitting makes way more sense though.

>>22021243
Post alts

>>22021122
That sounds horrible. Getting your assignments graded like you're still in school lel

>work a meager $60,000/year job at a Fortune 500 company which gave LOTS of $$$ to Black Lives Matter earlier this year
>start doing everything 10x as slowly and "accidentally" make more mistakes in my work, but just subtly enough to not be noticed until probably next year
>oopsie, that big important project everyone is counting on will miss that important deadline. shareholders sure will be mad :^)

>>22021364
Based.

>>22021364
>muh blacks are lazy
>does shitty work

>>22021122
>code monkey
>coworker that outranks me is technically incompetent
>might genuinely be a psychopath
>has spent the year since changing teams manipulating others into doing his work and politically destroying them as soon as they connect the dots and stop
>I was the last target
>singlehandedly ruined a comfy ass job/team
>for some godforsaken reason chooses me as a peer reviewer
>my direct manager is friends with him outside of work so I’m probably fired if I’m negative
>spent past two weeks going back and forth on how negative to be and having arguments in my head with everyone
>will most likely trash him and get fired
TL;DR I’m a pussy

>>22021423
I'm not the one burning, looting, and murdering, nigger.

My old boss just passed away so a lot of work and responsibilities get put on to me. His son who runs the place now can’t even read or write properly. COVID has totally messed up the supply chain in my industry. There are only a handful of other companies that do what we do in our state (one of the biggest market states for such product) I have no idea if we will make it if we go into a big depression.

I took most of my earnings from last year and bought a lot of Silver. Hoping for a moon.

>>22021122
>factory worker
>£40,000 a year
>work shifts
>hate my job
>coworkers are wagie retards that only care about football and cars
>£350,000 in crypto
>exhausted, depressed
>will quit soon and move to South East Asia before I kill myself

>>22021122
My turn for weekend shifts..
>Government job as a horticulturist
>Working with a good crew besides brainlet foreman
>Taking a 2 hour lunch watching my crypto
>Praying crypto can put me in a position to either make it, or start a business if not enough.

>>22021426

Do you work at C****y by any chance and his name starts with a B?

I wrote a pussy sugar-coated review with no true positives. Some chad on another team went all out.

He got demoted from lead of department to architect. Still an architect though.

>>22021707

Heh, I worked in a factory.

>everyone is on meth
>get offered to be a snitch, wait for it, 2 dollars more, decline
>drift forklift on smooth factory floors
>big boss sees me doing it one day
>tells me I am about to get fired
>I know they are understaffed
>say "go for it" (he doesn't know I am quitting in 2 weeks anyway)
>watch him rage at his usual power-trip tactic failing

>>22021715

>Government job as a horticulturist
>horticulturist

Based.

>>22021318
it's fucking ridiculous

I get rated on my ability how I understand certain informations my ability to integrate into the team, the ability to work on my own... etc

there is rating on social skill and even appearance

>>22021122
>I see your white privilege is paying off
>You're real pretty
>You know my Daughter is graduating this year with a degree in your field
>So, are you fucking the CFO?
>I need you to go fire someone with a felony assault charge who also happens to be 6'8" 375lbs

Office nigger is still better than shop nigger

>>22021423
He has the conscious choice to be lazy or work hard. Blacks are not conscious enough to change their behavior.

>>22021426
If he’s friends with the reviewer or whoever try to go above him and explain why as a conflict of interest. Either way fucking trash him. If you hold back it will be seen as weakness and will increase your chances of getting fired. Whatever you do don’t be emotional or make it personal even if it is

Make ~30k a year (after taxes) teaching English to Chinese schoolchildren through an online platform. Work 25 hours a week and manage a rental property on the side, working on getting another with stock and crypto gains.

Nobody has ever been able to convince me why I should work hard or try to get a "well-paying" job. What, my shitty income (for someone 31 years old) isn't attractive to females? Ohhh nooo, I'm gonna miss out on my last chance to get enslaved, if I don't hurry and get a high status job to impress some fat whale into marrying me I might still be playing vidyagames and doing other fun shit all day in ten years, what a disaster that would be

>>22021919
Thanks anon, ya it's a weird career especially since the gov paid for my trade school. Hoping to either start my own business or get an environmental sustainability advisor position in the future.

>>22022074
I am actually, but it was interesting to hear your assumption.

>>22022222
Fucking CHECKED

>>22022191
>Make ~30k a year (after taxes) teaching English to Chinese schoolchildren
How do I get this job? I have no degree or experience but am willing to lie and bs. Genuinely like teaching and like kids. I don’t want to be a neet anymore plox halp

>>22021122
CPA. I left public accounting after three years and work in the tax department at a company. It sucks. It's actually more stressful than public. My predecessors fucked everything up and there are no processes in place. My main goal right now is to keep saving for early retirement. I'm 26 and hope to retire by my early 40s.

>>22021122
>oil and gas const. supervisor
>8 years with 2 years prior education
>spend most days going behind other supervisors and saving their fuckups
>do mostly software, electrical, customer relations and other problem solving tasks when not running heavy construction jobs
>drive around 2020 f350 all day on someone elses dime
>great pay
>boss is the owner, cool guy
>a bit of stress due to tight timeframes
>mostly work local and come home every night
>bluecollar coworkers, drink beer and bbq when were off
>wont quit when xrp moons

>>22022276
I just hacked your computer and was able to see you through your camera. You’re a skinny fat man-boy with serious I so low testosterone. Stop larping, no one believes you

At this point I don't even Care IF they fire me.

>>22021122
> Med student
> Will be making 36k at 24
> 6 figures at 28, likely close to 7 around 40
> Childhood was a train wreck
> Fit, have non-loser friends who I treat like shit when I feel bad about myself
> Actually like medicine, generally good student
> Helping others feels good, being good at my job feels good
> Not a fan of ridiculous work hours though
> I want money in my 20s
> I know that I'm occasionally smart
> I'll be a multimillionaire or I will literally die trying
> If I pull my shit together, maybe I can even do it within the next bull run
Thanks for reading my blog.

>>22021318
I had a joke of a job a few years ago where the annual review had a bunch of different factors that you were graded out of 5 stars on. The retarded asshole in charge also basically declined to give a full 5 star rating for anything because perfection doesn't exist... lol. I feel bad for anyone not in a position to quit that place. Knowing I could walk out at any time was the only thing that kept me going

>>22022430

> 6 figures at 28, likely close to 7 around 40
>likely close to 7 around 40

Does this even comfort you though? I feel like I will be done with life at 40 if I don't make it by then.

Don't get me wrong, it's better than being a 50k wagecuck at 40, but damn.

Studied Informatics (CS) here. White collar job in IT security. Pays a lot but can be boring sometimes. It's not like in the series or movies.

Worked prior to that as a software developer and could not stand the culture and expectations. Daily stand up meetings were the worst of all things.

>>22022487
Why wouldn't it? You could save for a decent early retirement.

>>22022430
>> Fit, have non-loser friends who I treat like shit when I feel bad about myself
Don’t do this and you’ll make it

>>22022523
dude I fucking hate standups

>>22021122
>8 to 5 minimum wage data entry job (as adviced by people on this board)
> spend 3 hours a day checking emails, babysittying my stocks, checking chainlink price, taking smoke breaks with my ''superior''
>Superior doesn't snitch on me because I'm too fun to get fired.
>After work have more than enough energy to spend time in the gym.
My job is pretty ok anon.

>>22022539

>Why wouldn't it? You could save for a decent early retirement.

Your dick is going to be retiring by that age too.

>>22022523
>>22022612

Bros...

What did you accomplish yesterday? What are you hoping to accomplish tomorrow? What are your blockers?

I brought some local bagels for you with organic cream, so let's do our best today.

>>22022523

Anyway, what do you even do? Remote?

>>22022648
i enjoy software engineering but I hate standups idk. Need to find something else to do that pays as well or better

Anyone do IT support here? I currently work as help desk technician and it's sucking the soul out of me.

>>22021122
>Area Manager
>one site full of gays and women burping in each other’s faces.
>HR hates me
>other site literally has someone getting investigated by loss prevention
>for stealing lube and shoving a dildo up his ass in the bathroom
>he left the dildo in the trash can for someone to find
>director visited, liked what he saw
>regional and district manager still tore me a new asshole

Just every day life for this zoomer doomed cucked company

>>22022694

>Need to find something else to do that pays as well or better

Not sure that's an option without starting a business, unless you take all your savings now and go to med school to be >>22022430

>>22022648
>MUH DICK

>>22022612
Yeah, no clue why it's been integrated so much. The whole (((agile))) agenda is bullshit.

>>22022648
All good bro, thank you. Hope you doing good as well.

>>22022670
Depends. At the moment mostly remote due Corona, usually at the Office. Sometimes pentesting, risk management, checking for 'malicious' behavior in the company network (5k< ppl company), integrating or enhance solutions like a SIEM etc.

>>22022305
You need to have a college degree in English and experience teaching or tutoring. I was a classroom teacher in a high school for a year before getting out on account of they wanted me to somehow keep control of a bunch of druggies and gang members. It's easy to fake experience on your resume but they will ask for a verified copy of your degree. I think sometimes they accept people who have a bachelor's degree in things besides English.

If you have a degree and seriously want a referral, post contact info in this google doc https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vp8rJC3Jc7UpnZdMVTPMGjTp23RXs7_neXcsR2rXlZU/edit?usp=sharing

>>22022523
>>22022612
wtf is a standup?

>get MAcc
>become accountant for giant corporation
>spend most of my time manually invoicing in a system from the 60s
>spend the rest of my time trying to use the other 9000 systems, fixing the grief from/between these systems, or just generally trying to figure out what the fuck is going on
>everyone says I'm doing a really good job
>the stress, 12 hour days, and working weekends is not worth my 80k salary

I almost ghosted a few months ago, but I'm going to stick it out another 2 years to set myself up in a new city with a different company. I have fucking nightmares about work, and it's just me working from home. What's worse is there's some real Pavlovian shit going on where I just wanna play an hour of LoL after my shit day to unwind and my office is set up as my personal desk too so I'm starting to hate my own office/house/vidya games.

Get me out.

>>22021364
whats a snake-do

>>22021122
>took the govpill years ago
>have analyst role in finance
>automated 90% of my job within a year of starting
>was mostly homebased even before corona
>have reputation for being hardworking kek
>my day would be spent at the gym, practicing guitar and singing, doing jobs at home or fucking tinder sluts
>this year chainlink and precious metals have made me a millionaire
>don't care if I get fired anymore
>ill try doing basically zero work and see if anyone notices
>have done a total of 16 hours work since February, half an hour on Monday mornings, most days I don't even turn my laptop on
>no one has said anything or noticed anything kek
>paychecks still get paid into my account every month

This is what you NEETS need to aim for

>>22021996
That's just a shit environment. The manager's job is to help you improve so you can produce more, not to use a shit score to say you are shit and should do better.

>>22022888

It's when the 45 year old team mommy "scrum master" inspects everyone's morning boner and wonders if getting that psychology degree and becoming a suburban mom was the right choice.

>>22021122
>ERP consultant
>the environment is great, my coworkers are all nice, make friends with most of them, play vidya together and even hang out after hours
>pay is shit
this is such a difficult decision, i'm am looking for other jobs but it will be really hard to leave this comfort zone, they even calm me down when i start ranting about the stupid fucking clients.

>>22022169
Fuck it, I’ll do it.
>>22021919
>he got demoted
Promising!

>>22021364
based and harassment architecture pilled

>>22021996


Better get a 2 rating next time anon. And for that, i suggest you start sucking sum balls. Lick em. Lick em clean anon. Cus they are dirty

Security Consultant. Fancy name for pro hacker. The better job I do, the less hacking they want me to
do, and the more bullshit. Fucking normie bosses don’t understand I dont give a fuck about the business itself. Only working there to satisfy my hacking addiction. If they dont let me go back to just hacking and less meetings soon, theres gonna be a big problem in online banking real quick.

>23
>Packing and shipping off household supplies and what not, nowadays mostly hand sanitizers
>Job is alright and I like my colleagues
>Feet get destroyed everyday due to bad structure
>2000$ per month on average
>I'm leading my department whilst planning my escape from the rat race every day
>Invested in crypto when it crashed in march, unfortunately my port folio is worth only 3800$
>Feelsbadman

>>22022891

why are you an accounting clerk with a macc lol

t. group financial controller

I work a public sector job making ~$75,000. It's basic data analyst office job where I spend most of my time using SQL and excel. We're working on a project migrating a bunch of data from legacy systems so I basically create mapping documents and just write ETL scripts. It's kinda boring and honestly I'm just saving as much as I can in the hopes I can retire young. Currently 25 with $100k. Right now I live with my GF for super cheap, but I don't know if I truly love her. I care for her but I don't know if I want to spend the rest of my life with her. I feel trapped, work for 8 hours, cook with gf, sleep, repeat.

>>22021243
Question, why dont you freelance and reduce expenses as much as possible

>>22021122
>Engineer
>26
>Make 38 an hour
>hardly have to work during pandemic
>work from home most of the week
Life is good

>>22023169
Entry level job, I do control the recons/records of a high volume of transactions and get a lot of ad hoc analysis. I guess it's the "Put your time in this shit job before you get moved up" approach here. In 10 months I can look for the next level and maybe that won't fucking blow. Last guy in my position walked out.

>>22021707
Bro what the hell. If your job sucks, you have so much capital to coast. Just get your shit together, read deep work, start exercising, and get a mentorship on something like web design. Study until you can offer services for money. What the fuck are you doing wanting to die when clearly shit doesnt have 2 be his way. 40k is a lot for a simple ass job. I hope ur saving.
Also ur crypto portfolio, god damn son what the fuck are you larping

>>22023175
hey bro. I was in your shoes at 24/25. I'm 26 now and i had a great past 2 years. let me give you my experience, and you do with it what you want:

Figure out if you love your girl, if you want to be with her for life. If you want her to mother your children. If you want your future offspring to share her DNA.

You seem to be well off in terms of finances, but remember - your partner can reck or make your life. I left my girl at the time, and it sucked at first. However 2 years later, I can happily say that i made the right decision. Good luck man.

>just graduated uni (online exams were piss easy)
>no one is hiring for grad jobs, ask my boss at part-time job for more hours, now i'm full time (36 hrs at £8.75/hr)
>it's a retail sales job where I'm essentially the manager of a small 4-person running specialist where we do gait analysis and shit
>good part is I get free expensive gear (£200 for a rain jacket, £140 shoes, etc.)
>my only expenses are rent and food, the rest goes into investing and shitcoins (50% into us index fund and 50% into xlm, link and bat)
>it's quiet most days anyways and I have access to work laptop so I just shitpost on /biz/ and go on prolific for extra £

The best part of the job is that I just get rich boomers most of the time who are pretty experienced runners and are very nice people. In the last 6 months of working there, only two niggers have bought anything, one was really nice and friendly and mother-like, and the other was a demanding entitled bitch.

>>22023275
Hell I got 500k in stonks, it isn't a lot these days.

>>22021996
That would unironically make me want to kill myself. Reptilians feeding on ur ass hard ironically but unironically.
Bro QUIT. Decide to try something else, reduce all expenses and try to escape prison planet hellworld. What the fuck seriously

>>22021122
> 28 male 6.2, lean. My gay friend says im 8/10, so thats my measure. Not bragging, it gets relevant.
> am secretary at a mental health institution
> boss is cool guy, brings me of all people whenever someone get psychotic/dangerous
> shit pay, 36k a year
> the other secretaries are all women 25-40, so my ears sometimes bleed from all the useless shit women are talking about
> a 35y literal bodybuilder flirts agressively with me everyday, crazy eyes, bigger biceps than mine
> notinthislife.jpg
> a 9/10 milf subtly flirts with me every other day. Gazes, looks at my lips when we are talking, touches my arm as she laughs etc
> shes about 160, id guess 55kg, fit, brunette, beautiful, and emits im horny as fuck vibes
> so i get my ego pretty boosted which feels good
> other than that i basicly drink coffee, have discussions with psychiatrists and browse biz
> its pretty comfy anon

Besides the shit pay, its fucking great. Working in a femalemajority workplace is easymode, plus you get your ego boosted everyday. Besides im making it in crypto so i might even continue to work there when im filthy rich

>lab tech
>31 yo
>make 19/hr
>only person here that’s not a complete retard
>spend all day either covered in engine oil, burning myself on molten asphalt, covered in dirt/dust, or lifting blocks of concrete
>could have went to a top 20 college but parents are wagies and shoved me into jobs instead of school
Every single day I think about killing myself. I have a wife and a baby boy, so I cannot. If I can make it either margin trading or investing in ICOs I will

>>22023275

Dunno if he is wrong. If crypto does a 5x in the next few years, he is set. If he burns through capital finding himself right now, it might not be the best thing for him.

>>22023175

>I care for her but I don't know if I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

A fat friend who married a fatty, got divorced, and married another fatty said an interesting thing:

In business and relationships, if it's not an emphatic "hell yes", it's a "hell no."

I think it's bullshit for business, but true for relationships.

The longer you are with her, the harder it will be to leave.

>>22022191
Bro u can get quality female. It's more about the character u have then he money . Typically people dont regret not building a longterm future for nothing. You should just have something to do and build towatd even If it isn't a family

>>22022523

>Daily stand up meetings
I hate it when boomers try to be hip.

Forklift operator.

18 dollars an hour

10,000 link tokens

I don't find pleasure in anything is life anymore.

Haven't had sex with the wife in one whole fucking month. Mainly my fault. I don't initiate it anymore. I want to make music but don't want to cash out linkies to pay for a computer. My job is alright but when I'm at work I realize how much of a waste of time is it I mean my portfolio is 6 figures. I would meet it up but being at home not doing anything makes the wife depressed I think. She likes to have her alone time just like I do I guess

>>22023495

get something that you guys can do together man, or go do something with your families if possible

>>22023495
Time is going my guy

>>22023495

I think when you call your wife "the wife", you know the relationship is over.

>>22022891

Go to Walmart, buy some cheapo $40 desk, and put that in your home office facing away from your gaming PC. Use that only for work. That's what I did to trick my money brain, and it helps immensely.

>>22022953
>took the govpill years ago

Dude, in Brazil the high gov job is aristocratic tier level.

>19k/month entry level
>
>remunerated vacation
>low stress
>can travel abroad to get a master/doctor's degree while still being paid

the only thing you need is to pass an exam, which is really hard because of the competition.

But it's worth it if you want to live like a nobleman.

>>22022728
Help desk here for a medium sized grocer. Retail IT support is suffering and "POS systems" are well named. I'm actually a CCNA and used to work lvl 2 in telecom but the 24/7 rotating shifts were slowly killing me due to sleep deprivation. Found this easy as fuck boring ass job and they are paying me better than the telecom gig. They want to move me into their nascent NOC that they are putting together. Lots of resistance from boomer IT managers that can't understand the importance of a managed network for every store. It's baffling that in 2020 these morons think having a stack of unmanaged switches is good enough.

I need to get away from these people.

>>22023495
Just buy a computer you cheap fuck. And if you don't even want to fuck your wife you should probably end it, wives age like bread and if you don't even have the benefit of sex you're gonna get burnt out quick

>>22022728
Just quit my help desk job, I had it fall in my lap after no prospects on graduating. Learned backend and got a remote backend dev job. It's fucking awful esp since they get charged out the ass for fixing outlook issues and you make shit

>>22022953

>took the govpill years ago

Dude, in Brazil the high gov job is aristocratic tier level.

>19k/month entry level
>40 hours week
>remunerated vacation
>low stress
>can travel abroad to get a master/doctor's degree while still being paid
>no age restriction, only needs a bachelor's degree

the only thing you need is to pass an exam, which is really hard because of the competition.

But it's worth it if you want to live like a nobleman.

>>22022953
Can vouch for this. Went for a software engineering job in government. They're so incompetent that they don't have the thing I was hired to do close to ready, so every three months, I have to file a report explaining why I can't do what they hired me to do.
They still ranked me as an exceptional worker and gave me an above-average wage increase.
In the meantime, I spend my time fucking around with somewhat-related machine learning projects to boost my resume.
Government sucks when you're on the outside, but it's damn nice from the inside.

>gay ass restaurant management
>make $70k base
>work exclusively nights (including weekends)
>I have my days to lift with less people in the gym and run errands easily
>biggest downside is dealing with fucking retarded customers and employees
>biggest upside is I only hire White people and maybe the occasional latina as a smoke screen
>only actually busy a few months out of the year
>free to just dip off and shitpost on c*ckchan when I feel like it.
>did I mention there's absolutely literally not even one nigger?
>lots of spics though
>could be worse

>>22021364
Based saboteur

31, east eat yuropoor.
Prep and paint cars, workdays 8h a day but its not rare to do unpaid overtime (pay is calculated by car, not rounded hours) and i have done 32h max "days" too.

Pay is 1K eur min, 1.2 average, 2K top so its on high side if you are not a logger or a oilshell miner.
Long days have fucked me up but yeah, better than 5-600 euros per month.

Laugh how you want, living alone soon too (an epic breakup) so it will get even better

>>22022953

>took the govpill years ago

Dude, in Brazil the high gov job is aristocratic tier level.

>19k/month entry level
>40 hours week
>remunerated vacation
>low stress
>can travel abroad to get a master/doctor's degree while still being paid
>no age restriction, only needs a bachelor's degree

the only thing you need is to pass an exam, which is really hard because of the competition.

But it's worth it if you want to live like a nobleman.

>>22021364
>big important project
>make 60k

Pick one

I work at the meat counter at a Publix.

>25
>junior software developer in Finland, just graduated
>work is decent and everyone nice generally
>3700 e / month
>10k in crypto
>70k in ETFs and stocks
>10k cash
>own small studio apartment in Helsinki
>life pretty boring in general, probably have depression

I really want to make it by 40, I like programming but I just don't like 9-5 job. Been thinking of getting a job in some other country next, I think long term this place is done.

Trying to think of some business ideas to make passive income, like building some web service, but it's difficult to come up with anything

>>22023825

One thing I regret going to IT is not knowing the expectation for 24/7 support. We have oncalls but still you're still expected to respond promptly within SLA

>field tech for an it security company
>pretty simple work... especially since covid most days I just sit at home and answer one or two calls from retarded normies who don't know how to work a PC
>sometimes have to travel around the state, but its easy work
>~$60000 a year with decent benefits company car and phone

covid has been hard on us though

>>22022953
how do i achieve this?

>work in a call center 4 days per week, making 1800 euros per month net
>commute is 1.5h total
>9 hours per day
>wake up at 6AM, home at 6PM
>quick shower and food means it's 7PM in the blink of an eye
>mentally worn out, not much energy to workout or work on side hustle
All that keeps me going is getting to my (intermediate) goal of getting $5000 in an emergency fund before I hopefully secure a better job in the near future. The long-term plan is to get the side biz off the ground and move to either Medellin or Prague in about 3 years.

>>22024342
Honestly my endgame goal is to have about $7500 per month coming in of which I'd save about 50%. I don't have dreams of Lambos like some of you guys do. Getting some online income up to $1K/mo and then fucking off to a country with a low cost of living seems like the most rational thing to do in the 21st century. Keep expenses low and get the income up.

>22
>accountant at hospital, 40k year after tax
>live at home so have zero expenses, investing everything into stocks and precious metals
>work with all females, really relaxed
>do maybe two hours of work a day
>trade stocks and shitpost the rest of the time
>take 1.5 hour lunches where i go home and take a nap or beat off
>dont really give a shit about my job
>completely unessential, i contribute almost nothing
>boss makes 5x my salary so i let her do all my work and dont feel guilty, she says nothing so whatever
>bretty comfy. Getting MAcc and CPA in a year then working for govt with dad down the street

Im happy

>21 year old
>studying at meme tradeschool
>not even 100$ to my name
>bought chainlink in the hopes of making it
>never gonna make it

~40k wagie job's burning my brain out but I can't afford to quit. I'm in the process of applying for new jobs, though.

If I get one that I'm interested in, I get a 10k raise vs current position, much less mind-burning drudgery, and skills that will let me get an independent contractor position and a fat raise within 3 years.

>>22024149
It can be very demanding but for me it was invaluable to jump start my career. Managers get greedy with your time when you mention that you have done that sort of work.

Anyone else ever lived at home and had parents having no regard for privacy? Theyre constantly coming into my room and rearranging shit, throwing stuff out, rummaging through all my things, and always yelling at me to clean my fucking room when i leave some shoes on the floor or dont make the bed. Its OCD boomer retardation and its driving me up the wall. Friday i came home from work and wanted to relax and theyve ripped a bunch of shelves off my wall, thrown shit all ove rmy room, and have ladders everywhere painting the wall. Im so fucking pissed really want to move but cant bc of finances rn. Then they guilt trip me. “Oh were doing it FOR YOUUU honey. Dont be ungrateful.” What the fuck

>>22023345
Aim to provide the kind of life for your child which your parents failed to do.
The joy of watching him reach his full potential is the greatest feeling in the world.
Godspeed anon

>>22024245
Find a niche area where you have specific skills that those supervising you are unable to assess if you're bullshitting when you say a task will take 20 hours, even though it's a 2 minute job, and a job role where lots of automation is possible

I have a background in data science and was originally hired for that but then ended up with an even easier job post restructuring. It's honestly ridiculous how much I've been able to get away with. In the private sector I'd have been sacked years ago

I quit my job a few weeks ago (it was retail). I'm 20 with 12k in savings and I know I'll eventually have to go back to work. I don't see many paths for someone my age other than college cuckery or the military (which I already almost joined and backed out). Do I invest in crypto? I really don't wanna risk it, but it might be my only option. I've already come to the conclusion that waging your entire life for material goods really isn't living life. I went on a comfy road trip recently and had the time of my life. Planning to go on another one soon. What do I do /biz/?

>quit soul-sucking pharm tech job
>become bike courier
>just delivering food around the city on my fixed gear
>earned twice what I used make, chill and comfy work
>genuinely happy for once in my life
>get hit by car
>fracture wrist and fragment front teeth, welp
>stuck inside healing for another three months and waiting on insurance settlement

I just want to ride my bike

>>22021243
are you me? except i'm in oxt.

>>22021122
Not in the office but, we have to enforce a mask policy. I have scrubbed urinals, worked in 106 heat, burned myself badly on ovens, but nothing holds a candle to enforcing this bullshit and getting yelled at by soccer moms and boomers then getting yelled at management if I can't get them to wear one.

>>22023154
I just got my security+ and about to start some dumbass helpdesk job. No experience in IT and no degree. I did do cnc shit and electronic assembly in my family's audio business and have part of a physics degree. Some normie club shit too like being chess club pres, astronomy club treasurer, hacking club red and blue teams. I mention on my resume I do poker tournaments and trading too which I think helps a bit but who knows l. Anyway, how do I get to security consultant? Am I underselling myself starting with helpdesk? I'm studying for the oscp but is there anything I can do until then?

>>22025474

Someone on here posted this. I don't know how true any of this is:

So what are you doing to further your Quest this weekend anon? Here are some good resources and things you could start working on:

Free ebook downloads for several of the books I cover:
https://b-ok.org/

-Noob-friendly complete guide to OSCP content (with very helpful links):
https://www.abatchy.com/2017/03/how-to-prepare-for-pwkoscp-noob.html?m=1

-Another book recommendation and guide to the PWK training:
https://tulpa-security.com/2016/09/19/prep-guide-for-offsecs-pwk/

-IppSec (HtB walkthroughs):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa6eh7gCkpPo5XXUDfygQQA/videos

Learn Linux (free courses from Harvard, Dartmouth, Redhat):
https://www.edx.org/learn/linux

Learn Linux (Bandit - Over the Wire):
https://overthewire.org/wargames/bandit/

Learn Metasploit (free course from offensive security):
https://www.offensive-security.com/metasploit-unleashed/

Learn Python (free course & codeacademy. added youtube source):
https://www.learnpython.org/
https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-python
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCCezIgC97PvUuR4_gbFUs5g (Corey Schafer channel)

Start creating your virtual lab with VirtualBox (Free):
https://www.virtualbox.org/

Free Windows VMs from Microsoft:
https://developer.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-edge/tools/vms/

>>22025474
>>22025526

Build your hacking OS (Kali & Parrot):
https://www.kali.org/downloads/
https://www.parrotsec.org/download.php

Vulnerable VMs to practice against:
https://www.vulnhub.com/

Vulnerable lab & CTF community:
https://www.hackthebox.eu/

free Burp Suite course (Burp Suite is the no.1 tool for web app testing):
https://hackademy.aetherlab.net/p/burp-suite

Other Resources (podcasts, tech reading, misc):
https://darknetdiaries.com/episode/36/ (great podcast. Ep.36 is about a pentest)
https://wheresmykeyboard.com/2016/07/hacking-sites-ctfs-wargames-practice-hacking-skills/ (collection of online CTF games)
http://ctf.infosecinstitute.com/ (CTFs for beginners)
more to come...
(Complete beginnger guide Network Pentest 2019)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnN6dbos5u8&feature=youtu.be [Embed]

Link to Certification Info:
https://www.elearnsecurity.com/certification/ejpt/ (Junior Pentester Cert)
https://www.offensive-security.com/information-security-certifications/oscp-offensive-security-certified-professional/ (OSCP - The ultimate goal of aspiring pentester)

Thanks to everyone who replied to my email with the guide. My protonmail inbox is now a beacon of hope. I really appreciate your warm regards, and your positivity proves to me this is going to be a worthwhile venture.

Monetization section (updates soon):

Bug bounty site (hack large companies and websites for bounty rewards):
https://www.hackerone.com

Hackerone also runs this site, which is for learning:
https://www.hacker101.com/

As always any questions are welcome, and I will answer them as soon as I can throughout the day. If you want to discuss other remote work opportunities in tech, outside of hacking, that is fine too. And anyone who wants to chime in with advice on such a topic is welcome to join in.

You got this anons!

>>22025135
How much did u make anon? That sounds nice. And what city? Hours?? Company or freelance??

>>22025526
>>22025572
Oh yeah oscp anon I was in the og irc channel, not sure what happened to it. I guess I should just study that while I do entry level idk

It's not a real job but it's what I did to avoid getting a real job so it kind of counts

>PhD student in applied physics at a top university
>I'm paid about £2k/month but there's no taxes
>Can get some extra income by teaching undergrads
>Taught undergrads last year but it's too much effort and pressure for the money
>Hours are entirely up to me, formal expectation is 40h/week but my days range from 2-16h (the extremes being quite rare)
>Old supervisor got kicked out, new one doesn't know or care about my work
>Nobody gives a shit about what I do unless a publication is imminent
>Generally very chill except when it's crunch time
>Answering questions others haven't even asked before means I'm very reliant on my own reasoning for solving problems and evaluating results
>Work is almost entirely experimental, though I did branch out to some computations as well
>The levels of handwaving, carelessness and incompetence are sometimes staggering
>Lab is half Chinese people, most of whom only associate with the other Chinese
>Coworkers are mostly like-minded semi-aspies but also often sheltered rich kids, there's a definite stereotype for the kind of person that ends up doing research
>40k€ in crypto which is my source of hopium against wagecucking after graduating
>I also own a 150k€ flat which I rent out and I have about 40k€ that I want to invest but I've been waiting for the crash for a long time now

>>22022327
tax is autistic as hell. thank god i did audit for a year (fuck public) then corporate accounting.

>>22025961
I've been considering getting a PhD for exactly this reason but ultimately I decided against it because it would be just another delay of execution, so to speak... I've already gotten myself a second Master's degree just to postpone the working world for one more year. Now my plan is just to get a relatively cushy job that pays 2k euros net while working on online side income, living at home and stashing about half my cash in gold/crypto. My dad owns two rental properties and has told me before he "doesn't need the rent money" so that money is mine for the asking if I need some extra cashflow, or even a house. It just seems unfair or dirty to get a hand-out like this.

>>22022891
it sounds like you work for a small company. that's where you fucked up. go work for a publicly traded company doing $1B+ in revenue, ideally a F500. small companies have the most niggerbrained, nigger rigged, hacked together bullshit fuckass RETARD accounting systems and accounting processes imaginable.

>>22026082
As almost anyone will tell you, a PhD is usually a waste of time and if you're going to get a regular job afterwards you're usually better off with the equivalent years in work experience.

That said, I really like research, and if you want to do research as a career (certainly in academia and in many industry positions) you need a PhD. The pay and terms are usually shit but it's not quite as soul-crushing as most things, provided you're the right type of person. And given that I'm in a fairly good position financially I don't feel the need to do something I hate just to get an extra grand or two which the taxman will mostly eat up anyways.

>>22025799

Yea, I dunno. I really don't understand the security job market and if it's worth pursuing without having an early interest in it.

>clerical work at ups warehouse
>union job with guaranteed hours and overtime after 5hours (21/hr)
>only doing actual work 35% of the time, rest is just talking to coworkers or walking around the warehouse
>cant get fired unless i steal. never getting laid off
>tuition payments reimbursed up to 5k a year to a max of 25k. This covers my entire community college.
> weekly pay about $250 after tax

it's pretty cozy. This is the best job security I'll ever experience in my life so I'm milking it.

>>22026358
I work at a uni and am doing a Masters rn. With scholarships and my research job its free. Afterwards, if I get a PHD I am assured by the guy who hired me - now the interim President/Provost that he will hire me to teach full time.

I don't care one bit that I could make more money elsewhere. I used to be an accountant doing audit work at Grant Thornton. There is nothing worse than that. NOTHING. If I can teach political philosophy and read all day I will do so with a smile on my face for all time. Don't care if I never crack 6 figures.

>bricklayer
>42 years old
>been in the construction industry 25 years
>tired and weary
>body is broken, sore hip, back and knees
>takes me almost a full minute to put my socks on in the morning
>been part of big projects which I'm really proud of
>made a lot of money
>still miserable
>have 5k Link
>my only shot of being able to retire early

>>22026669
Sounds good. Academia can be very comfy from what I've seen, the main difficulty is getting a position that doesn't need to be renewed every few years. Teaching is something I wasn't too interested in before, but at the university level it's actually somewhat pleasant.

>>22026529
>> weekly pay about $250 after tax
Bro...

Do you live with your parents?

>>22026130
It's a fortune 100.

>>22025961
>Lab is half Chinese people, most of whom only associate with the other Chinese
Exact same at my uni and it fucks me off. Why come over to another continent if you're not gonna make an attempt of integration FUCK. God help you if you're assigned for a group project with one

Office wage slave here, out work is graded based on speed and accuracy, errors and time spent doing tasks is all calculated into pay. Ultimate hamster wheel slavery.

Wow Biz is so smart and you guys are so successful.
I am just naturally dumb and slow and have a small job

>>22027010

Were any of those sudden injuries or just wear and tear? Any advice on how not to end up like that?

Also, somehow it warms my heart that you are posting that image.

>>22026529
Thats horrible pay wtf. U make 21 an hour and only take that much home? Dawg wtf. Im making out my ira and still taking home 500 a week with 22/hr. U dun fucked up

>>22021122
how can you fuck up? type too slow?

>>22021364
Incredibly based.

Civil Service. Max comfy working from home. Personal development during work time to the max last month or so.

>>22021364
your doing the right thing. hopefully the next job wont be such pussies.

>24
>Jobless, living off government checks until I start school in September.
>Saved up some money to not be broke when school begins.
>Have around 10 k Link, wanting to invest in some more altcoins in the near future.
>Not sure about the current jobs that are available, but I intend to make my own job if there are no jobs...

>>22021122

36 y/o old fag here,

Went to uni, got a shit degree but had a great time and left with £25k debt
Wage cucked for a year then went travelling for a year.
Wage cucked another year then went travelling another year, seen most of the world by 24 Feelsgood.jpg
Currently 10 years into a job in sales job, earn £65k a year, office job but super easy, maybe 2 hours work a day max?
Completely based job, always laugh at neets on here who live in basements and think wage cucking is bad. It gets me out the house, being social, meeting thots, getting paid good money for doing very little.

>>22021364
thank you
>>22021122
>130k+/yr + bonus + PTO + health insurance
>work for offshore recruiting firm, a major contract with a company everyone here would definitely know
>work with very cool people
>work from home
>work super close to the beach
>not sure if even worthy of this position because it's so important
>great degree of agency, but enough guidance to know I'm not totally fucking up
>recruiter firm literally puts me through so much stupid shit with their dumb website and disorganization.

I'm getting good experience, but sometimes I work late nights. When I do, I get recognition from my bosses, which is cool. I want to move on with this on this client's name on my resume, so I can get a killer job with a higher salary. At the same time, I'm so disenchanted with my field, and feel like I'm selling my life out for $, which will eventually punch me in the gut as some life crisis.

>>22021122
Nigger

>>22023024
Just stay in that job dude and focus on side projects or earning additional money from investing. As someone who has had high paid but also stressful and downright toxic jobs I can guarantee you the extra money is never worth it. Wish I'd have just stayed in my chilled job with fun coworkers. Your health and happiness should always come first

>>22027155
that's hilariously fucked up.

>>22027534
Hey I'm >>22025474
I've been applying to some paid marketing internships at the same time and have actually gotten a few responses of people wanting to interview me. I actually forgot what I'm interviewing for tomorrow but I think its a paid internship with training and get like 18 but again not sure was gonna ask more details about it tomorrow as I just spammed LinkedIn with my resume. What am I getting into here? I know nothing about marketing

>>22027197
i did a masters in accounting. had to take a seminar elective with 15 foreign exchange chinks and 1 other american. professor took us americans aside on the first day, after class was dismissed, and told us she was forcing us into the online version of the class (needed special permission to take it) since the chinks would "make us do all of the work" and "refuse to do the presentations."

i was blown away at how redpilled a 50 year woman professor could be.

>>22025124
Buy crypto and rope just in case

>>22022191
Incredibly based.

>>22022953
Holy mother of based...

>second in charge of the local deli
>400 huebucks/week
>fancy place so clients are actually extremely polite
>live with mum and have barely any expenses
>gamble away around 1k per month on shitcoins
>lift and study on spare time
8/10 comfyness ngl lads

I'm 18, in highschool. Researched the hell out of XRP, looks nice. Should moon by 2022 and become a stablecoin, at this point I'll sell. Not sure whether there's a point in becoming a wagie (so going to the university), since I have 39x more money than I've had in February (my birthday).

Be me
>Now 2 years of education in my final last year (german fag Ausbildung)
>Education is in warehouse
>getting every day another shitty new thing to do
>Chef of the corrent time comes often to me to ask me what i do
>Saying to him: im working
>He asks: what are you doing i can see you have nothing to transport
>Me: yes i know but as you can see i need to clean my place for costumers
>He is yelling at me: why i dont come to him to get work
>Get mad because i only need to make shitty things around 6 months
>Going in his office me: what now again cleaning the fucking trash, that was cleaned 30mins ago
>He response: yes of course you have nothing to do or do you have any better idea, if you have a problem go the boss
>Getting pissed of this mother fucker :only thing that i want is to kick him in his balls
>Making the work the he gave to me
>Getting stresed making mistakes
>Im the only fucker thats need make so many things
>Next Day getting called in the office
>Boss: the company headquarter want to fire you, because you made a mistake
>Me: what mistake?
>Chef: You need to control the papers
>Me: But they dont told me to control only to gave the nothing more
>Talking with other workers they never had to control the papers its not the job from them

Thinking about to quit. Im done with this shit. Don‘t need the Money have my little sucide Silver stack so fuck this shit.

Chef and boss pic related

>>22021243
To be honest I just want an easy job. So data analyst is the way to go. I got an interview in 2 days. I just memed a linear regression about some "research" with gov data, also working in algorithm trading with crypto data and fixed my CV.
>>22021301
DOT, IOTA, XMR and RSR. Also BTC but just because its the only one with ATMs in my city.
>>22025218
It'll look it up, godspeed anon. We're gonna make it.

>>22023199
Shit, phoneposting in the mall right now.
See
>>22028476

>>22028354
hahaha otto

>work in quiet laid back office
>only 5 people
>have my own office
>listen to music / podcasts
>answer emails
>key in orders
>go home at 5
not bad. i wish i could work from home though

>>22027611
I've worked for several fortune 500s, it's common from what I saw. The pure waste because the executives chase short-term gains so they can exercise their stock option just builds up over decades.

I'd think it funny too if I didn't have to deal with it. It's a straight blue screen command prompt program.

>>22027359
it's part time.

>>22022191
lol this

>>22025799
We have a new address. Look into the archives and join us again, fren.

>>22021122
>Landscaper
>Zone out and listen to Cumtown mostly when looping fields, and other yard work.
>Boss likes me, I try to work hard
>Work fucks up my back
>Literally cant be happy. Tempting to do le drink and smoke funny lettuce to cope

>>22029394
It will all be over soon anon. Be happy that you were not born a risk free, small brained faggot like the rest of your coworkers. Even if it's only 100k that you make you will always get another cycle.

>>22022222
Most blessed digits in history

>>22021122
its ok

>>22022222
witnessed

>>22029166
Alright boi

>>22021606
Lol get cucked. While you're out there working your ass off for shit wages the BLACK BVLL is out there getting shit for free. Anything they loot they fucking deserve: at least they had the balls to go out there and take it. You can sit alone in your room and seethe, but it's not like that's going to accomplish anything.

>25 y/o CIS graduate
>layed off from web dev job in March, company essentially bankrupted by covid
>back to painting, slave labor
> $18/hr, 1.5x overtime
>epoxy and organic solvents
>sometimes work in hot, loud, and dark environments
>climb 40ft ladders
>sometimes have to risk life, for $18/hr
>is looked upon as a disposable deplorable by GC project managers
>room temperature IQ coworkers
>take a swig of mineral spirits every morning just to numb the pain

Old painter wisdom: *plops roller into paint bucket loudly* "Hear that? That's what good pussy sounds like".

>>22029711
Uncivilized behavior being glorified, how very 2020 of you.

>>22021122
Recently made unemployed from software developer job. Going all in on the game I’ve been making. Will put out a Kickstarter by the end of September, and either I’ll finally be on the road to doing what I’ve always wanted with my life or I’ll just kill myself, but either way my wageslaving days are over.

>>22021122
>salesman
>can't stand the public but really good at my job regardless
>make toilberg a fortune
>use my basic to live
>split my commission between savings/investing/prostitutes
>slowly working my way into being sales manager

>>22021707
>£40k for a factory worker
Fuck’s sake I was a software engineer at a London firm and I was getting £35k

>>22029769
People love to (over)romanticize blue collar work and pretend it's noble or some shit, but god damn I worked as a student in a warehouse of a company that sells bathrooms, dragging around sinks, toilets, radiators all day. The job itself was ok for a student, but I could not relate at all to the regular staff there. There definitely is a grain of truth to the 30 IQ point gap

>>22022222
Holy check. KEK loves you anon.

>>22025981
Nah, audit is terrible. I can't imagine corporate accounting possibly being any better than tax, either.

>late 20s with bachelors degree working dead end pathetic job in hospital for 5 years because i didn't get into medical grad school after 5 years of trying, even community colleges
>get paid under 20/hr even in one of the most expensive COL areas in america but do very little all day, nothing of any real substance, most of day is spent pissing around
>have learned very few transferable skills
>zero opportunity for upward movement because like everything in healthcare you have to have a specialized degree to do anything

i don't even know what to do anymore. maybe i will try to get an associates degree in nursing at a community college or something, but considering i failed to get into community college programs in my field i dont have much hope. i cannot fathom or face going back to get another bachelor's in anything, college was a miserable experience for me and im a loser in everything else in life anyway so theres no reason for me to do that.

>>22022953
Nice job, very jealous

Not a wagie, never will be.

Started own business when 15, at 200k USD in assets owned now (stocks,cash etc)
22

Back in the cage you.

>>22031008
what business is that

>>22023154
How do I become a hacker? And get a similar job? I know this is a retarded question. I’ve built computers and taught myself basic C then got distracted by bullshit and had to get a delivery job to make rent. Knowing what you know now, what steps would you take to go from zero to where you are now or where you would like to be? What skills, technology, etc would you learn in what order in order to get into the industry and making money as soon as possible? Would appreciate advice. If you give me a serious response I’ll follow it. Recently got fired and tired of wasting my time. Want to work hard and get the fuck out of here. Thanks in advance.

Sincerely,
Dickchode Nightingale

>>22023305
This is good advice

>>22031229
Oscp
>>22025526
>>22025572

>>22023345
>have a wife and a baby boy
Sound fucking awesome from my perspective

>>22031212
Gaming Community

Take money for VIP features etc, makes about 75k a year, its comfy as fuck since I just sit here and watch the money come in at this point.

I bless my blessings

>>22021364
Based

>>22023495
Seriously, start cooming in her pussy daily or abort. What’s the point otherwise?

>>22029711
imagine being so petty you LARP as a BLM supporter just to get the noble white man to seethe

>>22030068
Mate you are getting fucking robbed

>>22022953
Very based

>>22024830
Brother, GTFO ASAP. It’s not worth living at home unless you have a very good reason/high paying job. It stunts your growth as a man.

>>22023307
>xlm
>bat
Bro..

-31
-security guard wagie
-37k/year pre-tax lol
-31k in stocks, 20k in PMs, 1500 in crypto, 20-25k gun/ammo stash which i plan to sell after it's banned and moons in value (mostly high cap mags/assault-looking things).
-house paid off, zillow says it's worth 215k but i doubt i'd get that much.
-plan is to sell everything at 50, put every penny into shit like general mills, etc, and live off dividends like a neet while growing sum bud and playing battlefield lol.
-house getting sold too, literally going to live in some trailer as far into bumfuck as i can get while still having highspeed internet.

> software engineer
> have fun programming but meetings and deadlines suck the energy out if it
> colleagues are somewhat cool but they are leaving the company
> will be left with the autists
The job pays way too less for what I do and what my qualifications are. I’m thinking about changing the field since it is over saturated and a rat race. However, I can’t find energy to apply for another job

>>22030328
I work in commercial HVAC, no college degree $30 an hour, 27 years old. I don't recommend going back to college because it will just put you further into the hole, the best thing you can do for yourself is try to beat the devaluation of the dollar and protect your financial assets. You can do suicide stacks on shilled biz coins or calls/puts on robinhood, you can put your savings in the bank and get screwed over by inflation, ultimately it’s up to you, but I’ll throw you my 2 cents on my due diligence, and it’s up to you to read the white papers and understand what I’m saying or continue with your life after reading this post. One of my hedged positions is the Jarvis Network, they're the only protocol implementing UMA which has a superior protocol to synthetix network (which has some fundamental scaling problems involving liquidity being pulled from its pool), though UMA lacks a frontend. in Q3 Jarvis is rolling out their test market, and if they succeed and don’t have any funky bugs or hacks then they'll be directly competing with Synthetix network in the field of synthetic asset ownership with a superior protocol. There is not a single protocol in DeFi in the top 100 by market cap that is implementing this shit because you have to build the platform around UMA for it to work, and it takes a lot of time & effort, but these guys have been doing it since february before UMA was even listed. Now that the market's shown it likes UMA (given the traction its had these last few weeks), there will be demand for a protocol that can actually implement it. I've allocated about 15% of my portfolio on this because it is risky, there is risk involved with a protocol that has yet to roll out its product, as well as the token of Jarvis will experience dilution in a couple months and again in like 2 years when a bunch of tokens sold earlier for liquidity to fund the development of the project becomes unlocked, but it won't matter if they succeed.
gl in life

>just graduated from uni with degree in Management Information Systems, minor in Computer Science in may
>trying to study for A+ cert but have no motivation
>want entry level IT job
>job from uni finished up in may (was getting stipend from uni till i graduated since i couldn't come to work)

>>22031740
You went to uni for an it degree, are studying for an A+ and are hoping for entry level? Boy you sound retarded

22
Got addicted to drugs halfway through my computer science degree
Do horrible
Realize I’m a piece of shit, get clean
Forced to discontinue for a year
I actually feel suicidal. I know it’s my fault and I’m a fucking retard.

>>22021122
>Architect
>$70k
>Super liberal city
>Boss and company always talking about BLM and how we’re doing a token donation to po’ black chillun to help them go to architecture school lmao. This is at the same time these same “vibrant youths” throw bricks through our downtown lobby windows.
The benefits are good, and 4 weeks pto and healthcare are nice, but I just can’t get over that so many well educated and adjusted people can’t seem to realize the dissonance and irony they are participating in.
My friend’s firm across town just cut everybody’s pay and hours 20% so I guess I’ll just stay where I am for the moment. The economy is looking very uncertain in this industry.

>>22021122
>be me
>white as snow
>wagecuck in the hot sun 10hr 6x pr/wk
>compensation $18 pr/hr
>boss always pushing me to get more done, corporate setting unrealistic productivity goals which keep increasing month after month
>if don't get enough done get sent home
I've been doing this for 8 months. Words cannot describe the anger I feel.

>it support engineer
>company i work at tries to be hip with all the expensive veggy shit they buy
>manipulating colleagues
>feels like im on the edge of choking one of them bare hands

hi there, how can i help you with your problem?

>>22031964
At least you quit. There are plenty of CS jobs out there, you can get one!

>>22032161
Are you in construction, anon?

>>22032161
Go somewhere else are you applying to other jobs?

>>22021364
based

>>22024043
That's about what I make. There are certain things that if I fuck them up it will cost the company 7-8 figures, and if I fuck up hard enough it could cause a lawsuit that results in a 9 or maybe even 10 figure payout from the company.

>>22031960
what do you mean?

>>22032243
I'm a utility locator
>>22032250
I can't do any better atm. I've got 36 credits and a 4.0 at a community college and no real certifications whatsoever. I took this job for the OT so I can invest in crypto and then figure something else out. But I have no spare time for research so all I do is wage slave and recover. I just funneled 10k into shekelbase with another 10k on the way. If I dobt make it I'll kms myself.

>>22032470
>>22031701
also read up on high yield services & early resolution protocols, tokenized liquidity protocols & token exchange networks, and DeFi Oracle protocols & high network saturation solutions. Read white papers in your spare time, look at who's behind the protocols on linkedin, whether they're leading their sector or just copying code from another protocol, etc etc. If you need somewhere to start then do research into these.
Aave, UMA, Band/Loopring/Omg, Ren, Kleros. and if you're too lazy and can't be bothered to read a lot, then just read about Aave and the field it covers (collateralized token loans), since they're the most well established in DeFi atm.

>>22029769
Damn bro, I'm in painting too but it's mostly new home build contracts or repainting nice homes. I also work for myself, so there's no cracksters in my crew

>>22032470
what i meant to say in the last post was to read my earlier post >>22031701
also don't assume what I've said is true or false, do your own research and look into it and make financial decisions for yourself, i'm giving you direction since that's what you're asking for.

>state government worker
>work from home due to shutdowns
>sleep

>>22022222
These digits are sexy

>>22032797
Thanks, anon. I was doing hvac too as a helper but couldnt stand the fucking fiberglass

>>22032406
Okay 1. You don't need a college degree for it. You picked a useless major.
2. A toddler can get an A+. I got the security+ and dropped out my freshman year of college and that also was a joke.

>>22023993
Based bro

>>22021122
>work at medium sides medical company as a manager
>Boss is cool
>Get to work remotely
>Person under me is an absolute fucking moron and doesn't have a clue
>Keep asking them if they understand what they're doing
>They keep saying yes
>Keep handing me stuff that's wrong, I mean like they just keep copy and pasting stuff and when I tell them it's wrong they say our boss reviewed
>They literally send me an email confirming that they copy and pasted stuff
>Tell them do not hand me stuff that is incorrect any more
>They haven't spoke to me in weeks

And this could be your life all for 80k

>>22032161
Brother get out. I was doing delivery 12h/day in southern CA. Also super white. Sun was killing me even though I covered up and was in a van half the time. Any exposed skin was constantly mildly burned. Unless you are at a high latitude you can’t be on the sun all day unless you get a good tan. I like being outside all day but I’m currently in the wrong southernly latitude atm. Got let go recently and transitioning into IT. Don’t kill yourself for the man brother.

>>22032984
what do you mean "Useless Major"?

>>22032964
yeah it's a pain, the trick is to use tape to get the stuff off your arms.

>>22021122
> self-taught software developer
> make ~50k a year freelancing
> argie
> average salary here is 4.2k per year
> 4bed apartment is city center is 230$ a month
> mfw I'm rich here
> mfw with 1 year of work and can live 10 years here
> mfw I was poor a autistic neet a few years ago
> mfw I'm now a comfy autistic neet

>>22033094
Somebody with a cs or ce physics degree or even somebody with enough industry certifications can do your job just as good if not better but you can't do theirs

>>22033460
Which country is this?

>>22033501
the whitest country on earth

>>22033489
who says I can't do their job? maybe i want the A+ cert so i can put it on my resume?

>>22033091
I know. I just need to wagecuck till the end of the season, and maybe half next season till its over. Also transitioning to IT.

>>22023953
>I have my days to lift with less people in the gym and run errands easily
>biggest upside is I only hire White people and maybe the occasional latina as a smoke screen
Based /biz/raeli

>>22028354

you are so german, it's amazing

>>22030328
Can you get a associate's/cert for a radiology, sonography, or MRI tech job? They make pretty good money.

>>22021122
oh wow it really do be like that huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoR5sniTnv4

>>22029769
>Old painter wisdom: *plops roller into paint bucket loudly* "Hear that? That's what good pussy sounds like".
To be fair, pretty based and true.

>>22033460
where do you get 50k out of freelancing?

>>22034043
frontend pays well, but I always take long-term projects, so it's the same as wagecucking. I've been working since January in my current project.

>>22033634
Wow, just wow. This is extremely racist and anti Semitic. You MUST let at least 6 million Muslim African males into your country at once. If you do not diversity you will not survive. I have personally called Mexico, Syria, and all of Africa. They said they can send their finest doctors and lawyers and scientist by boat immediately. Israel is willing to take you off their Nazi list if you accept the Shithole Flotilla, which is on its way, into your ports and pay for everything by taxing your own people out of existence. Help fight BLM and accept these future Nobel Laureates in you homes.

>about to do finance masters
>have 2k in crypto

I'm hoping I can make enough money that I can buy a house outright. I also hope that I can do that before I graduate, but that's probably too optimistic

>>22034290
Would you mind answering that other anon’s question with a little more detail? After you self taught how did you start getting freelance jobs? I’ve heard this is very hard. Thanks brother

>>22034290
front-end seems much more outsourceable, I should make the switch
I'm from Brazil and I make 10k/year wagecucking

>34 years old online poker player
>some months I made 20k, some months I lost even 10
>have about 200k€ in index funds, no crypto
>soon will start investing in real estate in eastern europe, probably gonna buy it on margin since banks hate me for my work
>probably getting married soon
>have a sailing license, buying a boat this winter
>life's good in the end

>>22032470
utility locating was the worst fuckin job I've ever had, hard as shit too (had no training)

>>22034290
How do you consistently under-bid the flood of pajeets?

>>22034682
>online poker player
I was doing this, but it's so fucking boring. Went back to my wagecuck job.

>>22021122
>I don't want to give up all my energy for my job
i know that feel, anon... literally feels like your soul is draining from you, if you're not passionate about what you do, its pretty awful.

>>22034913
It's not for everybody, but I just can't stand the corporate world, and I make way more like this anyway.
Feels good to me that I'm kind of ''outside of the system'', even if I'm basically playing/reviewing hands/working with solvers/watching coaching videos all day long I'm way happier like this. I puke at the sole thought of waking up early to go to the office.
The only thing that I could do as an employee without suiciding is working onboard of ships/boat, but I want to become a family guy, have tons of kids and teach them to hate jews

>>22030328
try to branch out to lab analysis maybe, or radiology, something like that

>27
>Cellarman at a craft brewery in major city
>42k
>got a stupid good deal on rent, otherwise could not survive here on that

So much better than office compter-sitting but stressful and not paid nearly enough for the responsibility I have. Love craft beer but hate the labor I just wanna be a linkmade NEET :(

>>22035036
The is most based thing I have ever read. You are not alone. God speed anon

>>22021364
The last implicit stand of white identity

>>22030038
Can you help a bro out who wants to break into sales? I'm a CS junior and my heart isn't in CS anymore. It's not fun at all and I don't enjoy the prospect of working for pozzed companies.

How can I just drop out and start working in tech sales? Right now I think I'm going to start applying for some part-time sales gigs and see what happens.

Tradesman apprentice.
19 an hour.
Warehouse employee
27 an hour.
Putting all of my money into crypto now.
Have the majority of my money still currently in high risk stonks but will never pull out.
See you at 30k or death by end of year.

>>22034485
>started studying by my own during highschool and made some personal projects that didn't work.
>a few years ago I got a junior dev job at a local outsourcing company making 8k a year
> did competitive programming in codeforces after that
> look for startup jobs in angel.co
> did well at many interviews, got multiple offers for >40k yearly remotely
been doing that since then, taking 1-2 year projects from startups

40 yo wagecuck incel. Finally became a manager this year. Suck at my job. Most people my age are making twice what they make. Just waiting to die.

>>22034906
do competitive programming; if you manage to get blue/purple in Codeforces, you certainly stand out a lot. It's not easy but it's worth it.

>>22025474
How was sec+? I have a software job with absolutely no IT background (hired for my grades, not my degree) and they want me to take the exam. I can sorta get the security, but the underlying IT is entirely foreign to me, making it hard to do reading comprehension.

>>22035902
>Codeforces
never heard of it, will check it out
is there a market for webcrawlers and bots?
did a ton of that in my internship

>>22033076
what's your job title, what kind of work is it?

>>22022523
Can confirm my hatred for standup meetings, we do them once a week and leadership just kicks our dick in for 30 mins AT LEAST. Can't wait to get out.
t. Chair Force dude

>>22035036
This man escaped the simulation, bravo

>>22021122
Why does your boss want you to get a worse rating?
And why are your boss and supervisor different people?

How do I get a better job with bad work history? I've been at current one for 4 years but not sure they will give me a good reference because they will be mad when I but in my notice.

>>22021122
>boeing employee
>"electrician"
>not a real electrician, easier but same pay
>worked 10 years to find this job
>love it
i received my layoff notice. i want to kill myself, bros. i'm not qualified to do anything. i can't go back to selling cars, and retail is dead.

>>22035036
Any advice to get started?

>>22022222
fuck one 2 off

alright all my wagecuck brethren im not down stacking this yet but im up 3x in 3days. this is probably a ponzi but it's EARLY AS FUCK. Ride it for a lil while and maybe we can all get closer to escaping office bullshit... Remember to get your rebases from the site.

https://www.timeminer.site/

>>22022953
I just got a job at the census. I hope I can turn this into something permanent, I'm getting paid a ridiculous amount (+$20/hr, compensation for phone and travel, etc.)

>>22032693
>>22032797
>>22033126
Posts like your's is how I got into link at .24 and Ren at .026 . Missed the boat on lend though and will be eternally salty. Thanks for the info.