/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22014431
Kek this is based.

>DO JUST LIVE LIFE LMAO

>>22014431
OK, it's not like it's difficult or anything. Maybe for dumb fucks and niggers?

>bro, just live because someone c000med in a hole instead of sock, lmao

>900k$ worth folio
>poorfag
>seed is in my head I recite it everyday in my head and test it using trezor advanced recovery test once a few months to be sure I remember it
>passphrase in also in my head
tfw have 900k$ but it's nowhere, it's just in my head, if this isn't some schizo shit I don't know what is, I want to buy a gaming pc and a car and a better phone but I can't since if my family sees that I'm not a poorfag they'll ask me for money

>>22014431
Kek

>>22014503
How about you like move away or give them an excuse to make you leave like cum on the kitchen table or somthing

>>22014503
>say you won a gaming pc in a contest (pick some normie-friendly brand like Dell)
>buy a moto l/g whatever that's like $250 and comparable to flagships minus a good camera, display, and processing power
>start saying you're saving up to buy a better car and get it in like 4 months

t. poor family anon

>>22014503
buy them on amazon using giftcards that you buy with crypto and tell them you won some bullshit lottery where prize was pc. problem solved

>>22014588
checked and based, will do this.
Also wtf do I do with 900k$, I have a gf she loves me as a poorfag so she sure deserves a nice life, but I'm happy like this, shitposting on /biz/ and going to /pol/ to refresh my blackpill dose once in a while.
What is there to do in life? Leave good gf and go be a degenerate chasing 10/10 instawhores ? gf wasn't a virgin when we met so some extreme /pol/acks will say I got cucked, but most /biz/ knows you won't find a virgin nice girl gf today especially as a 28 year old...
So just marry and buy a nice house? (I mean when my linkies become 1000$ eoy not now)

Also how the fuck do you trust a girl in today's world? Wherever I look I see liars cucking their husbands no matter how good they were before marriage...
this is all too depressing

>>22014711
Yes. Preferably a house far from all your (and her) relatives

>>22014785
Based, will probably have to convince her to move to Portugal to avoid the tax jew if I finally decide to marry her.

>>22014503
>>seed is in my head I recite it everyday in my head and test it using trezor advanced recovery test once a few months to be sure I remember it
>>passphrase in also in my head
kek
inb4 5 euro wrench attack
this is why I have my seed keys scattered amongst several cases in the Kleros ecosystem and with Omen

$COOM is the only way to make it

>>22014475
we are doing it on hardmode because government fell for the virus larp and killed millions of jerbs + won't stop importing subhumans
thank you politicians

>>22014857
What if a roastie takes you to kleros court and you get a simp jury that gives her half your blockshekels?

>>22014503
This is risky in case of Alzheimer's or memory loss. Have one written down hidden somewhere you hold sacred

>>22014431
based antinatalist

>>22014503
> He doesn't know about bitrefill
> He doesn't know about non custodial debit cards

Ngmi bruh

>>22014503
You honestly believe the risk of forgetting the key is outweighed by the risk of someone finding your keys..?

>>22014711
If a girl's still an actual virgin at 28 it's actually more of a red flag in some regards.

>>22014711
This is me but my stack is a bit higher. Can't wait to reach the make it figure of $8M+
Until then, I'll just shitpost on /biz/ /pol/ and /v/

This >>22015019 takes care of all my materialistic expenses I have like once or twice a month.

>>22014431
>BRO JUST BLAME OTHERS FOR YOUR PROBLEMS

>>22014503
why dont you just put it in a bank account

>>22014785
>>22014820
yes don't build strong community goy spread far and wide so you have zero support from those who actually can care about you and yours

>>22015019
which non custodial debit cards are good?

>>22015162
Plutus, monolith.
They require KYC though so can't do big transactions, but usually all expensive shit you can get on online stores, so bitrefill giftcards should suffice. https://www.bitrefill.com/buy/usa/ecommerce/?hl=en

>>22015240
thanks fren will look into them

>>22015022
If I write the seed down without the passphrase then there is still the risk to forget the passphrase.
If I write the 12 words + passphrase then someone can find them and I'll get rekt.
I wanted to buy that crypto steel thing but as a capsule where you use the letters to write the seed and maybe wear it on my neck but niggers could steal it, and if I leave it at my parents' house then thiefs or even family could find it and get curious as to what it is and enter it into their virus filled computers or something, I prefer to trust my autism on this one.

>>22015030
No I meant I'm 28, my gf is also 28 we met when we were 25 (first gf for me desu but I fucked lots of hookers before).
I want an 18 year old virgin girl to get that teen love chads experience, but I'll probably never get this since I'm autistic in many ways even if ok looking.
But again goodluck finding an 18 year old virgin who will love you as a 28 balding guy, if she loves you because of the shekels then it's not worth it.

>>22014711
>>22015332
based. I am in a similar position. Crypto portfolio is nearing /makeit/ territory, after being buttfucked by selling my ICO link stack

26 years old, gf is a 19 y/o virgin and loves me as a poorfag. I really contemplate going down the wealthy single bachelor route. Feels way too early to settle down living in a college city. She's too sweet for me to hurt her like that though. Fuck life

>>22014528
>cum on the kitchen table or somthing
bless you anon

>>22015426
>26 years old, gf is a 19 y/o virgin and loves me as a poorfag
>She's too sweet for me to hurt her like that though
Meh I wouldn't do it if I were you, 19 year old virgin when you met loves you as a poorfag isn't something you can find everyday, unless you're a super chad in which case go ahead.

theads like this is why i come to biz

>>22014503
You'll never make it until you shake your poorfag mentality. Stop asking people's permission. Stop living under the whims of others when you don't have to. Take out enough to get you your own place, don't feel obligated to explain to anyone why you did it, and move out.

>>22015426
how did you do so well without being in link? its literally the best performing asset for the past 2 years

>>22014528
I used to wonder if the best way to break up with a dangerously clingy girl is to start shitting my pants all the time until she broke up with me.

>>22014431
JEJK
OP has improved the meme.