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Okay faggots how much $$$ do I need to make a satire musical about HODLING? I wonder what soundtrack it should have

>I see everything around me mooning except my own coin. I tell myself it's not a PnD
>I never swing, I only HODL
>Aave did what Chainlink did, but it only took 6 months
>I keep waiting in the wing
>Reassuring myself that I'm hodling Ethereum despite the fact I only invested 1k, but it's fine it will pull a 100000x at the peak because I bought at 15 cents
>YFI already did a 10000x , but it's fine because YFI won't survive after the peak, it will be lucky if it survives 2020
>GOTTA COPE
>GOTTA HODL
>TOO SCARED TO SWING TRADE EVEN IF I WOULD HAVE MADE 10X MY STACK
> I KNOW IT'S SHIT TO HODL, BUT AT LEAST IT'S SAFE, RIGHT?
>Chainlink drops from 20$ to 10$
>AND YET I KEEP ON HODLING I KEEP ON HODLING WITHOUT ANYBODY THANKING YOU MORE THAN A "SWINGERS GET THE ROPE" MEME
> I KEEP ON HODLING LIKE A CHUMP, I WILL MAKE 10000X GURANTEED in 2 years when I could have made it in 6 months and Chad already made it in 2 months.
> I KEEP ON HODLING LIKE A RETARD
>IT'S MY PHILOSOPHY, IT'S WHAT I BELIEVE IN. BEING SQUARE IS COOL, BEING A GOOD BOY IS SAFE AND REWARDING.
>JUST HODL JUST HODL JUST HODLLLLL
>Oh shit a hack happened and I could have bought at below OTC prices. Oh shit the price fell below the ICO
>AND YET I KEEP ON HODLING EVEN WHILE BEING PROVED WRONG EVERY SINGLE TIME
> I KNOW THAT 5X WAS THE TOP, YET I KEEP ON HOPING IT WON'T DUMP THAN 20% scratch that 50% scratch that 80%
>IT'LL GO UP!!! SEEE? NEVERMIND I COULD HAVE BOUGHT THE BOTTOM AND MADE A 100X