/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21984559

>smartcon #0, virtual conference
>All the biggest players in crypto are there
>hosted by Chainlink
>Tons of other crypto teams represented
>almost Gilles turn to speak
>"Alright thank you, that was Paul from Deloitte! Very interesting content. And our Next speaker we will be bringing on is Gilles from iExec..."
>The video conference tries to switch to Gilles
>its a black screen
>"Well it looks like we are having some technical difficulties here, bare in mind Gilles is joining us all the way from Jakarta... Just hang on one seco--"
>video suddenly flips from black screen to live
>its Gilles driving in his beamer
>"DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY" by Aerosmith is blaring on his stereo
>you can see the back seat behind him has 3 attractive "females" rubbing their tits suggestively
>Gilles is clearly wasted while behind the wheel, his face is red, ciggerette dangling out of his mouth
>yells in french accent
>"YEAH BUY MY SHITCOIN, $11,000 EOY, COME TO JAKARTA FOR SUPER TRANNE DELUXE!!!"
>Gets cut off by host of event, screen goes back to black
>Host moves on with conference as if nothing happened
>RLC price begins mooning because /biz/ retards somehow think this is "bullish"
>iExec blacklisted from all events
>RLC delisted from every single exchange the following week
>Price barts down to near zero
>/biz/ loaded with PINK wojacks for the next month

>>21984559
Nobody cares about nothingburgers

Nothing new being shared today. Even the team didn't say anything about this.

>>21984590
citation needed

>>21984777
checked tho

when

>>21985083
10 minutes

>>21984559
C'est fini, Gilles

Gilles is currently snorting coke before going live, get ready guys

>>21985221
kek

>>21985221
Cant wait to see him whip out his baguette.

>>21984559
Golem and Storj. RLC’s competition is mooning and ahead of RLC now while this shit coin just crabs. Absolutely pathetic. Can’t believe I fell for the pajeetry here..

>>21984583
Hahahahahhahahahahaha well done

Can someone please post that hilarious Gilles cyborg story with wires going from his arm?

>>21985371
My name is not important.
There isn't much time left.
I'm a member of iExec RLC's dev team.
I may be terminated but I don't care, this message is important and needs to be heard.
It's Gilles.
He's been acting... crazy lately.
Gilles is a pretty good guy. Funny, smart, courageous, good leader. I started working for iExec in December of 2018. I was so excited and honored to contribute to such an amazing project. If only I had known what was to come...
Late 2019, Gilles had started staying up for days working on the project.
He spent countless hours in the lab, hours stretching into days, stretching into weeks.
Our team noticed Gilles was becoming increasingly manic, and tried to talk to him.
The white of his eyes were yellowing, his teeth dirty from weeks without brushing. His hair was long and unruly, plastered to his forehead with sweat. He reeked of urine.
"Gilles, please come with us. We need to get you help.", I said.
"I need to initialize the liquidity vector for the dynamic work pools!", Gilles exclaimed.
He started speaking in tongues, he was frothing at the mouth.
I noticed wires running down Gilles arm.
“What th-“
WHOOOOOOSH
Gilles shoved me into our team, and sprinted out of the lab. We tried to chase him but couldn’t keep up.
“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Gilles let out a sharp screech.
The blast doors closed, and we were locked inside the lab.

gilles is too busy fucking trannies, lol

>>21985371
>>21985418
We spent hours trying to open the blast doors, but to no avail. We were trapped in the lab.
While searching the computer for a way to hack the doors, I found Gilles’ secret files;
a password protected zip titled “RLCecret”.
Hmmmm..
I typed “password”.
“DENIED”
I typed “admin”.
“DENIED”
Hmmmm.. what would Gilles have for a password?
I typed “trannycocks”
“ACCESS GRANTED”
The zip opened and there were pages and pages of plans that I’d never seen before.
I poured for hours over them, shocked at what I’d found.
How could Gilles keep this from us?
What are his motives?
At last, I found it.
A document titled, “RLC - Real Life Cyborg”
It detailed Gilles plans for world domination using machine integration with his own body to make him more powerful.
RLC was never about developing the first decentralized marketplace for cloud computing resources with blockchain technology used to organize a market network where users can monetize their computing power, applications, and datasets.
RLC was about creating the framework that powers Gilles’ cyborg body.
With the technology iExec developed for RLC, Gilles is nearly unstoppable. As I type this, I can hear the screams of the guards as Gilles shreds them to into ribbons.
“Never selling my digital oil” I hear over the loudspeaker.
It is critical this information gets out immediately. It may already be too late.
Do all you can.
Sell your RLC.
Please.
For the future of humanity.

LMAO GILLES DIDNT EVEN SHOW UP

>>21985453
he overdosed kek

He's literally running late to his laptop and chair.. What the fuck bros..

>>21985431
LOL !

>>21985453
lmao

>>21984559
baka baka baka
nothing will be announced, it's not a presentation

>>21985491
this is just a race of who can summarize what they do the fastest

HES HERE

he's here

there he is

there he is, sexy bitch

>>21985533
checked

He looks like someone who just had a lot of fun with a ladyboy

>>21985570
his smug grinning
kek

>>21985418
>>21985443
Thank you so much my sides are in orbit now

>>21985566
gilles gets the digits

OILY COINY I LOVE YOU
OILY COINY TECHNOLOGY BREAKTHROUGH
OILY COINY BASED AND TRUE
OILY COINY HIGH IQ
OILY COINY FUCK THIS FUCK THAT
OILY COINY BEST I'VE EVER EVER HAD
OILY COINY WORLD COMPUTER IRONCLAD
OILY COINY REAL LIFE CHAD

NEVER EVER SELLING MY OILY COINIES
NEVER EVER SELLING MY DIGITAL OIL

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK THOTS
AND FUCK JANNIES

damn he's handsome

>>21985533
>>21985566
double double dubs
>>21985589
Fuck, guess I have to buy a stack now, right?
>t. 95% link 5% btc, end of list

It's NOT over

>>21985674
top kek faggot look at the marketcap of iexec

>>21985674
>>21985691
i mean iexec is obviously the next link and it has much more potential than other coins now, so yes obviously, you should get a bag if you don't want to be poor

if you hate money you shouldn't buy this

>>21985667
bought 100k

they should let him talk more

>>21985776
I think he just asked gilles but fucked up the pronunciation

>>21985714
Was my get good enough for a tiny spoonfeed? Watching Gilles just cause he's on stage but I typically just skim iExec threads

>>21985937
dyor and see for yourself why iexec is the next chainlink
draw your own answer by comparing the marketcap of link with the marketcap of iexec, then compare supply, and tokenomics

it's the bitcoin of cloud computing unironically

>>21985937
>>21985994
forgot pic

Well, Gilles got there 20 min later and just answered two questions, nothing new.

How many barrels to become a cyborg?

just dumped my stack. gilles is unprofessional and i don't trust him to build out the tech in any meaningful way. frankly, this showing was pathetic.

>>21986024
thanks

>>21985937
Did you watch what he said. Iexec can do a lot. Like world changing shit. But in the short term, for DeFi, it will allow confidential offchain computing as well as interoperability with other networks.

>>21986076
870

>>21984583

This happening would be unironically bullish

Did you also see this happening during the livestream ? I think they cut it out, but I was able to snap a pic of it.

>>21987356
Gilles is a sex machine

It's embarrassing that Golem has a bigger marketcap than iExec. All of the communication and marketing team should be fired.

>>21987356
I thought that I was the only one that saw it.

>>21987420
Just wait.

>>21987540
I've been waiting since 2017. Not selling now.

>>21988149
basado i hope that balance labs connection is real