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they actually did it HAHAHAHAHA

OP actually fucking delivered

holy shit this shit is gonna pump so hard

>>21972392
forgot pic

>>21972303
Lmao that’s impressive. Why did they name it $COOM if they were gonna make it a serious project? Will coomfags actually make it?

>>21972452
because they're based is why

>>21972303
So you can stake your $COOM to get $SRT but you can also trade $SRT on Uniswap? Why the fuck wouldn't I just buy $SRT then? It is family-friendly version of the coom and it's easier to shill to redditors for a big payday.

Can someone explain this to a brainlet?

For me it's COOM

>>21972615
You need COOM to get SRT

You can buy Semen Retention Token on Uniswap but an easier way to get it is to use COOM which is tradeable 1 to 1

>>21972615
Devs posted this little graphic on the discord. This should help explain it for brainlets.

>>21972651
thanks but doesn't it have the same gas price regardless? srt is the superior sibling here

>>21972689
Gas fees are expensive on Uniswap because it actually does 2 transactions and pays a % to liquidity holders. In reality if you swap from COOM to SRT using the website, it's only $1-$2

I was here when this was first advertised and didn't buy it.
I'm here now, and still not buying it.
This all despite the fact that 1 million of the token is only like 200 dollar.
It sunk drastically in value 2 days after it was launched and has not recovered since.
It is current worth less than when it was first advertised.
Everything about this screams scam.

Can anyone change my mind and convince me to waste money on this?

>>21972704
thanks again. uniswap is the only place to buy coom right? I'm just trying to buy $SRT, i'll immediately swap coom with it.

>>21972707
devs locked most of the liquidity, there's no way this could be a scam or rugpull. devs are based

>>21972740
Uniswap is the only place to buy COOM right now

But just like other things the devs delivered on, (Coingecko, Delta, Blockfolio), we are being added to exchanges soon.

>>21972770
they locked 100% of it, not most of it.

>>21972707
Join the discord, community and devs are active there every day

>>21972303
pretty happy with my 1 mil, desu~
as said by others, love the developer and COOMunity

>>21972770
>>21972806
>>21972809
None of these things are convincing.
Other scams had locks and discord too.

Why do people think these things are still a excuse to make it seem legit?

>>21972303
Already stack 1M, dont sleep on this biz !

is it too late for this 30 year old boomer to become a coomer?

>>21972882
What's your criteria of a legit token then?

This token is already over a week old, if they wanted to scam they could have done it anytime and NOT develop anything new. They've been adding us to CoinGecko, Blockfolio, Delta, and are applying to exchanges.

Other tokens didn't even have a whitepaper or ANY development done on it at all

This is a coin being worked on seriously

>>21972882
Dev has been working too hard on this just to rugpull it. He can probably make more money from having it grow to its legit potential, unlike BOMR which shamelessly copied COOM (down to the source code) and actually did exit scam. But how about instead of me trying to prove that it isn't a scam, you give me some proof that it is? I only want what's best for my shekels just like you, Anon, so I'll listen.

>>21972929
Never.

>>21972882
you're letting the name and connotation get to you. this coin has actual functionality now. just check the discord, the devs are active and developing new shit, theres no way this is a scam

Ok I staked my coom. Now what does edging do?

The coom is flowing! I'm... Gunna... SPLOOGE!

>>21972303
what does this update mean? can you explain it as if you were explaining to a golden retriever?

>literal ponzisxhene coin
You have to hold long enouh to generate a good amount while constantly inviting new coomers to maintain liquidity

>>21972973
>>21972996
Other scams have repeatedly had "active" devs and "see this and that on the discord", before they suddenly pulled a exit scam when they made enough money, and nobody "saw" it coming except for all the people who's gut feeling told them not to buy the shitcoins.

>>21973067
explain it please!

>>21973028
Listen careful-close, my dear ratling.
You can now buy $SRT for $COOM, as a 1:1 trade. When someone sells their $SRT before you, they send 10% of it to everyone else. It's a holding incentive, where you can collect the coom from weak hands trying to pnd you. You buy COOM with ETH, trade it for SRT, then trade it back to COOM when you're satisfied with your hodl.

>>21973074
name some examples and what "developments" they had

Literally 1 week old coin and already so much development for COOM

>>21973116
that's based but how does it work? can't I just sell my $SRT on Uniswap and avoid paying %10% to other retards?

>>21973074
>b-b-but muh other scams

Don’t brother with this guy, fellow COOMillionaires. He has no argument.

>>21973116
>Whales force their bags on everyone else holding for the 2nd pump that never comes.
>Realizing they've been had the bag holders shill this scamcoin hoping to get new coomers
>Eventually get enough liquidity in the pool to dump
>Cycle continues
lol this coin is evil

>>21973184
The whole point of SRT is that its a game to hodl and collect rewards from those who sell before you. HOWEVER, you actually could provide SRT/ETH liquidity on Uniswap, in which case you could begin using SRT like COOM.

>>21973067
>>21973240
>You have to hold long enouh to generate a good amount while constantly inviting new coomers to maintain liquidity
You realize that SRT is just an extension of COOM which trades 1:1 with it? It's STEEL but for COOM. COOM has its own liquidity which is doing fine. RTFM

>>21973074
>but muh scam
what will convince you that it's not a scam? do you only buy the top 10 coins because they are "too big to be a scam lol"? this is as legit as it gets
>but muh use cases
don't you really understand this is huge for $COOM as it caters to a new big target audience?

if you actually look at the roadmap here:
https://coomer.cash/
you can see that $COOM has the biggest chance of making it. Buy now or stay poor

>>21972303
i feel my balls growing

>>21973240
This coin marketcap is $130k and it has $30k liquidity. If this coin had $1 million market cap it would have $300k liquidity. Every whale can cash out right now if they wanted.

>>21972303
>hand over all your $COOM faggot
what is your response?

Newfaggot here: Will this increase COOM value? Less COOM in the market = lower market value.

>>21973532
I'm also interested in this. 19 million coom is already retained so that's like burning coom but actually better?

>>21973067
>>21973240
Ponzi ponzi ponzi.
This is what the coin looks like from every angle.

The staking requiring full automated withdraw and deposit access to your metamask wallet for the coin is even more suspicious.
Definitely not the kind of site I would trust with that.

>>21972303
won't this skyrocket the COOM price in the long run? The more people retaining COOM for SRT decreases the COOM in circulation, selling your SRT comes with a punishment. So as more people are locked in on SRT, COOM's price will increase by that amount plus as the amount taken from the circulation. So if SRT succeeds, COOM's price can reach to a point where it was not possible before, even if they tried.

Do I understand this correctly? So it's $STEEL but as you retain your COOM, your price doesn't stabilize but instead increase. Am I missing something here?

>>21973912
Check Fap name code.

Also already linked my Metamask wallet to their website. Am I screwed?

>>21973783
>This is what every coin looks like from every angle

Like I said liquidity is 30% of the market cap, which is very high. If this coin had 1 million market cap, it would have $300k liquidity. This is higher than most coins.

If you are suspicious of the withdraw/deposit permission to metamask, you can just do it on an empty wallet that has some coom/eth for the transactions.

>>21973532
you could apply this logic to bitcoin, if there are fewer bitcoin the price would probably go up rather than down, same with COOM.

>>21973912
Ideally the coom price will go up

>>21973912
FF-FFFF-FFFFFFF-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- IM COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMINNNNNNGGGGG

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>>21973783
>>21973783
I don't think you quite understand crypto. According to your definition, every token in existence is a ponzi scheme. What about gold, is it also a ponzi to you?

I don't think you understand finances in general.

it keeps saying transaction failed on uniswap. why won't you people sell your coom to me?

They have my MM fuuuuu--- I'm too lazy to start a new one.

why the fuck is the gas fee so high?

retard question but wtf does edging do? I already traded coom for srt and clicked on edge but nothing happened

>>21974306
same thing for me. i think someone has to sell before you can edge

this coin has a ridiculous amount of whales who will dump the second this thing gets anywhere close to 0.01

dont waste your money

>>21974360
>>21974306
Edging is collecting accumulated rewards

>>21974361
It takes 1 ETH to get into the top 50 wallets you idiot. Everyone is a freaking whale.

>>21974361
isn't SRT a precaution to prevent that? it already has 20M deposit. I think if people understand what it is, more whales will retain their load as SRT.

I am now a coomer. What can I realistically expect with 100K COOM? $200?

>>21974581
Unironically 1000$

Take the $COOM pill. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't stop the $COOMflow.

We are all gonna make it.

>>21974615
>1000$
>that dollar sign placement
>pls be $USD, and not Zimbabwean

but thanks for the hopium, anon; would be a nice chunk of cash to really get the wheels turning in my portfolio

>>21974670
t-that's a man, right anons?

>>21974725
Yes

>>21974670
bros... I don't feel so good

what's the current make it stack?

>>21974795
100k to make it to mcdonald’s for every meal for 10 years
1m to make it so that every sportsbar is all you can eat wings no matter what day you visit

>>21974893
thanks

Who would have guessed COOM would be the most legit coin of the summer. fuck it. IM COOOOMING

After flash minting is available and some other exchange lists $COOM, they probably will be the top meme coin on the market. Until then all it needs to do is survive.

>>21974678
Yeah USD, sorry I'm used to put currency sign at the end since I'm European

Btw does anyone have the updated whitepaper?

if you read the discord these losers basically coordinate these posts and do their discussion about the coin here

its literally the same fkn ppl everytime

>>21975489
it’s almost as if the discord has over 250 users, who are enthusiastic about the project and all eager at seeing their coin succeed.

>>21975240
i feel you fren; leaf here, did most of elementary school in french and French-leafs put the $ sign at the end too

>>21975489
What do you have against COOM? it has done nothing to you. We are encouraging people to join the community. You can decide to invest or not. We even have staking rewards as of today. Do you, but don't be an asshole.

>>21975489
Sounds like 4chan, but friendly. What's the problem?

>>21972303
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Rolling for free .crypto domain names
>>21975581
>>21975581
>>21975581

It's literally dropping to zero lol.

BUY RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SERIOUSLY. LAST DIP EVER.

This is it guys.
We’re in Blockfolio and SRT is going make us all rich

We’re never going to be this low ever again.

Don’t be one of those faggots who buy high and sell low in a months time

>>21978332
Let’s go

LINK has Marines...COOM has Coomandos

Im holding my COOM for a long time.

...and to nobody's surprise - this ship got torpedoed and sank to the bottom of the ocean.

i'm temporarily financially ruined until this dip is over