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>> No.21954264
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Today is my birthday /smg/! I wish you strong gains. Here, have some cake ..

>> No.21954267
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hope you bought MSFT calls a few days ago when every other tech megacap was mooning and MSFT wasn't

>> No.21954269

I hope you bought the Xpev dip

>> No.21954292

TSLA 2500 split confirmed

>> No.21954314

whats on the schedule for today?

>> No.21954337

>>21954314
TSLA 2400 EOD
XPEV 30$ EOD
AAPL 515 EOD

check em

>> No.21954354

End of day price guess on Apple and Tesla shares?

>> No.21954399
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21954399

Surely Apple will close red today

>> No.21954430

>>21954399
doubt it so many retards will buy beforee split cause retardation. the only things that cucks it is dividend

>> No.21954432

>>21954267
I bought MSFT, does that count?

>> No.21954447

LONG : NTNX, WMT, GRWG,WDAY,HIBB,DELL,ULTA,DPHC,FSLY

SHORT: NIO

>> No.21954453

>could've sold my VXX calls at 90% gain yesterday
>decided to keep them as a hedge
amiretardedorwut?

>> No.21954455

>>21954447
Why?

>> No.21954458

Any TQQQ and FNGU chads in here? Who's holding through the weekend? Curious to see what happens to them with the Tesla and Apple splits

>> No.21954459

buy the morning dip

>> No.21954461
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TSLA $2500 EOD
AAPL $550 EOD

>> No.21954465

>>21954430
Why didn't you buy before the AAPL split?

>> No.21954470

just wike up with the worst hangover of all time

>> No.21954472

>>21954337
>>21954354
>EOD
>End of day price guess

fuck off how about end of month price, end of year price you fucking spazzes

>> No.21954474
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CLSK anons whats the play today? Buy more cheapies and get ready for the moon mission next week?

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>>21954267
>>21954432
What are the chances for a further spike from tiktok today or over the weekend? Was the 3% all?

>> No.21954490

Whats the ideal gamestop call to buy?

>> No.21954503

>>21954465
i'm a poorfag and don't have fractional shares

>> No.21954505

>>21954485
I don't see a spike but I see steady climbs along with NASDAQ for MSFT. It's the least turbulent tech company, after all.

>> No.21954520

I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GOING ALL IN ON AAPL

>> No.21954523

>>21954458
TQQQ, seriously considering holding

>> No.21954524

>no day trades left

Is there a worse feel? Guess I’m jerkn off on the sidelines today

>> No.21954526

why is alibaba dead today

>> No.21954530

>>21954520
go all in tesla because of volatility hold for a couple days. then buy aapl when school starts is my plan

>> No.21954531

>>21954323
I'm going to be holding it until there is another alternative or a market condition that will give people a reason not to keep buying tech and for tech not to keep gapping industrials.
Whether that's next year, 10 years, or never I don't know but there's no reason that some kind of jewish tricks would ever get me to dump my position.

>>21954458
Yes and Yes.

>>21954485
Nice bum.

>> No.21954532

>>21954399
Funny how every attempt to dump it under 500 fails

>> No.21954541

>>21954230
Good morning everyone. Just since the thread is SHLL themed did anyone see that article saying they were being investigated by a law group? Thats prob why they dipped
>>21954264
Happy birthday

>> No.21954557
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>>21954430
>>21954503
>people with more money than me are retards

>> No.21954564

>>21954520
LAST CHANCE TO PRINT MONEY

>> No.21954571

>sandia labs shit going on
>subsidiary of honeywell
Honeywell dump inc.

>> No.21954572

good god why did I sell TSLA already, anyone here buying at open today?
I don't want to feel lonely when fomoing in again

>> No.21954575

>>21954524

What's the actual reason why Robinhood limits/discourages day trades?

>> No.21954581
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21954581

sell my tesla calls at open or wait to see how high it moons?

>> No.21954592

>>21954458
I just bought yesterday at 156 and im still gonna hold through the weekend assuming the split drives it up. I feel like it's going to appreciate, honestly i may long hold it if the split spikes it enough

>> No.21954593

What are you all eating for breakfast, anons?

>> No.21954594
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21954594

BABA chads how we feeling today
Pic related

>> No.21954597

>>21954575
It's not just Robinhood.. look up the SEC rules.

https://www.sec.gov/files/daytrading.pdf

>> No.21954603

>>21954575

It’s a federal deal not just robinhood. I assume it’s to keep idiots from fucking their shit up but I dunno

>> No.21954604

>>21954575
So retards dont get absolutely JUSTed

>> No.21954606

>few more minutes till we see NIO's new price

oh god oh god oh god oh no

>> No.21954607

What's a good paper options trading platform? Preferably one that will later accept my pink and blue leafbucks

>> No.21954612

>>21954531
So I guess the "don't hold leveraged ETFs" advice is out the window with those two? I do want to see what will happen to them after the splits

>>21954523
Same but still sketched out a little bit, big dips really hurt with those

>> No.21954627

>>21954575
The fact that this question is still being asked daily and that new people are flooding this late is the only thing that makes me believe a rug pull could be genuine

>> No.21954636
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>>21954593
coffee

>> No.21954637

>>21954458
Leveraged ETFs are only suited for short term, yes?
I'm asking because in my country there is no capital gains tax on long-term (over 6months) investments, but depending on how the tax office feels, they might classify you as a professional trader if you trade short-term.

>> No.21954640

>>21954593

Eggs n toast

>> No.21954641

>>21954597

I assume it's to stop all of the normie wannabe Gordan Gecko's from losing their shirts on a 'hot tip'.

>> No.21954646

>>21954593
Ezekiel bread toast + legit free range egg + spinach w/ a little seasoning x3

>> No.21954649

>>21954455

lots of reasons man but basically clear entry points good risk reward ratio and good momentum

>> No.21954651

>>21954575
>thinks robinhood regulates this
the absolute state

>> No.21954654

>>21954575
Anon you should of known this by now

>> No.21954658

>>21954485
That’s a man.

>> No.21954659
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>>21954627
Or, the flood of investors who don't even know about day trading rules will drive the markets further up. We'll take their money.

>> No.21954664

>>21954575
They don’t want wagies to make it they need them waging

>> No.21954666

>>21954593
oven heated nuggies

>> No.21954672
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21954672

What happens if I buy Tesla shares right now before the split? Won't I lose equity before the split in Monday since I didn't buy in early enough?

>> No.21954682

>>21954612
Big dips really hurt if you don't have cash to buy more. Normally, I wouldn't say or do this but it's a clown world in a clown market. Suck a dick, buy the dip

>> No.21954693
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>sell MSFT at open
>FOMO AAPL and TSLA and sell at EOD before the inevitable pop on monday
r8 my strat

>>21954658
Noice

>> No.21954700

>>21954666
Satan's breakfast

>> No.21954704

>>21954575
To keep poorfags out

>> No.21954710
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>>21954593

Adderall XR and Dr. Pepper.

>> No.21954713

If robinhood actually wanted to fuck over normies they’d open up shorting

>> No.21954725
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>RHP going up every day

>> No.21954729

>Apple already dumping

fucking hate reruns

>> No.21954731

>>21954693
>inevitable pop on monday
So you think there will be a pop when two wildly popular companies make their shares cheaper???

>> No.21954737

>>21954593
Homemade spaghetti sauce made last night with the last can of crushed tomatoes in my house plus fried eggs

>> No.21954740

I started bussin my morning wood into my early am coffee to recycle my vital essence. I am no longer tired or groggy. Where my cumchads at?

>> No.21954743

>>21954458
Gonna hold TQQQ. I always do and more often than not I make money.

>> No.21954744

>>21954731
Yes. Pop.

>> No.21954753
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>>21954672
>buy 1 share today
>have 5 shares next week
it's that simple. stop overthinking it.

>> No.21954756

>>21954693
>sell MSFT
Shit plan

>> No.21954758

>>21954447

2 points on ULTA already

>> No.21954761

>>21954731
>shares cheaper

This is the mind of a zoomer lmfao

>> No.21954762

>>21954593
instant oatmeal with some flax seeds thrown in and berries with a side of COFFEE

>> No.21954769

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.21954770

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.21954774
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Uhhh Yahoo?

>> No.21954775
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*DING DING DING DING DING*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.21954777

Threads still seem pretty slow

>> No.21954780

ding ding mcfucking ding bitch

>> No.21954782

FOMO day is here boys
DING
>DING
DING

>> No.21954784
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>>21954447
>no LULU
gay

>> No.21954785

DING DING DING DING

>> No.21954788

>>21954769
>>21954770
Based WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT posters

>> No.21954789

>>21954758

5 points

>> No.21954794

>>21954575
I don't know how robinhood works, but day trading requires either huge amounts of funds or a margin account. Both things require a lot of cash of course. When you buy and sell a share, deposits are not in real-time. The only way to simulate real-time is margin. Also regulations, depends on the country.

>> No.21954798

>>21954761
Come on faggot, I mean "cheaper" as in more affordable to anyone that hasn't invested yet. There are probably tons of retail investors that don't want to touch AAPL or TSLA at their current price

>> No.21954803
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21954803

ahem
I HOPE YOU BOUGHT YESTERDAYS DIP
ahem

Thank you.

>> No.21954808

>this market
>he still can't make gains

>> No.21954812

>>21954798
Hey guess what retard it’s still the exact same price. Literally 4 quarters for a dollar

>> No.21954813

Anons, I'm selling half of my Apple stack. I'm scared, everything is overbought. Call me a pussy, but I'd rather walk than being slaughtered

>> No.21954814

Why is amazon such an absolute sandbagging faggot lately??

>> No.21954817
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>>21954664

This is what normies don't understand.

I get NEETbux and when people talk about a UBI I rage because I need poor people and wagies to maintain my current level of buying power.

If everyone gets $2,000 a month, prices will simply increase accordingly.

>> No.21954818

Uhhhh SHLL boys I don't think we're going to make it to 45 today...

>> No.21954820

>>21954713
>shorting
Will nwver understand why those people on stocktwits love shorting. Even buy puts are safer than that.

>> No.21954825

>>21954612
Just look at the longest charts available for the two of them and you tell me.

>> No.21954826
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>TSLA down <2% at open
uh oh here come the doom posters

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>>21954753
Yeah yeah I was wondering more about the relationship with record date. It's just a divvy thing. I'm too poor for those to matter. Guess what I'm buying today

>> No.21954829

>>21954447

7 points WDAY

>> No.21954830

>>21954794
>depends on the country
I'm pretty sure its only US brokers have a PDT rule

>> No.21954832

>>21954812
HURRR DURRR $500 IS THE SAME AS $2500

jesus fucking christ get over yourself

>> No.21954836

green day boys
let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21954838
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HOLY SHIT SPY RUGPULL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.21954841

MSFT 230.

>> No.21954845

>>21954575
because equities markets are limited on amount of supply compared to futures, forex, crypto.. etc... they need to make sure your shares that were sold and bought are settled and that the process is complete... very old school but thats the way it is... they can't have every retard day trading shorting more stock than exist.. losing all their money and complaining that the system is rigged... equity markets has its limits.. theres a reason they close and open for long periods compared to other markets... they gotta close the books, wrap up trades because if not.. everything would be a mess and people would lose their shit........ but for some reason.. they think that over 25k makes you more knowledgeable ... but really.. that shit was made awhile back and soon everyone is going to be making 25k a month due to hyper inflation... so ... i dont even know what i'm talking about... this K is really pissing me off either i'm in a k hole or im not.. fuck.. wtf

>> No.21954849

>the real dip is today

O fugg

>> No.21954851

I have 500$ give me a good play

>> No.21954855

Is today the day workhorse makes me rich?

>> No.21954861

>>21954851
not too late to get into AMD or WDC

>> No.21954864

Best companies to sell covered calls for under $10? GE and F seem like easy money.

>> No.21954866

what will AAPL dip to today?

>> No.21954868

>>21954841
I fucking love MSFT.
Steady, nice gains.

>> No.21954873

>>21954855
you retards ask this every fuckin day

>> No.21954879

>>21954851
OTM long call on aapl

>> No.21954880 [DELETED] 

>>21954758
>points
Who actually talks like this? Have heard of people who say that but why? Are they trying to sound esoteric and like their super intelligent about stocks just like when lawyers and doctors nowadays use different words in place of layman terms to say the same thing but sound like there is a huge gap in knowledge?

>> No.21954885

buy the wkhs dip?

>> No.21954889

>>21954458
I've been holding TQQQ and FNGU since early June and I'm up 53% and 91% respectively

>> No.21954890

>>21954864
For whoever answers this, best $45~ stock?

>> No.21954891

>>21954575
If you have 25k to spend on the stock market you have to be doing something right unless you won it in a Casino or lottery

>> No.21954894

>>21954851

unironically lci under 5.50 currently beat earnings beat revenue oversold low float heavily shorted price target was upped to $11

>> No.21954900

>>21954474
Same question, should we just baghold?

>> No.21954909

QQQ calls
MSFT calls

Steady comfy

>> No.21954923

Got $200 and no day trades, what do i hold over the weekend

>> No.21954927

>>21954803
Anyone here got the one where his eyes are glowing?

>> No.21954931

>>21954873
Stfu you stupid faggot

>> No.21954936

>>21954593
Granola with yogurt and blueberries and a banana on the side

>> No.21954939

>>21954594
bought ath baba, turns out

>> No.21954940

Buy treasuries. Thank me later.

>> No.21954943

>>21954873
THEN JUST TELL ME WHEN ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT I BOUGHT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

>> No.21954946
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>>21954923
LULU clearly

>> No.21954947

>>21954832
Hmmm I can get 5 cheeseburgers for $500 each next week or I can get 5 cheeseburgers for $2500 today...
>BETTER WAIT TIL I CAN GET 5 FOR $500 EACH

>> No.21954958

>>21954943
we literally tell you never buy when its in the green
horse chads bought at the very least sub 15

>> No.21954970

>>21954880
No one really uses it in the context of stocks.

>> No.21954974

>>21954485
It's a long hold for sure, even if it dips down I imagine it has room to grow as per the other MANNFAG

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>>21954931
show me your -50% bags
>>21954943
>buying things based off what strangers tell you on the internet
truly the culmination of 200,000 years of evolution.

>> No.21954981

Just buy QQQ/MSFT calls when there's a red tech day. That's all there is to it.

>> No.21954983

>>21954894
I got 10$ 1/21 calls for .25

>> No.21954986

>>21954958
I’m just worried about dphc mooning instead of wkhs

>> No.21954988

>set 5 staggered tqqq buys at decreasing price from premarket
>only the highest two have executed

Green Day boys

>> No.21954995

>>21954890
From what I understand you just want a company that won't have a significant price increase before the option expires. T looks like it's going to crab and it shits a nice divvy on it's own while you hold.

>> No.21955000

>>21954817
Lol imagine thinking the amount of circulating currency actually affects prices, welcome to clown economy

>> No.21955008

>>21954983

Should print nicely gonna make it

>> No.21955010
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is tesla going to hit 2350 today?

>> No.21955014

i bought ETSY
womn stocks are always good

>> No.21955021
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FUCK freetrade jesus FUCKING christ

>> No.21955024

thafuck is that massive red candle on BAC chart?
t. newb

>> No.21955041

who's holding FB?

>> No.21955043

>>21955010
2500* because we are in a simulation and Elon controls it

>> No.21955049

>>21955024
It's called rotating out of financials back into tech today.
BAC goes up when tech is bleeding red.
BAC bleeds red when tech is mooning.

>> No.21955066

>>21954940
no

>> No.21955070

>>21954890
INTC I'd say
It got hammered down when they admitted their new chip was delayed.

>> No.21955073

SOOooo glad I dumped CLSK yesterday any idea on why it dropped?

>> No.21955078

>>21954868
I played around and got burned on so many pennies. Making everything back with MSFT is justice.

>> No.21955080

I gotta buss againbros. Time to make another coffee

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DON'T BUY DELL ANON
IT'S TOO LATE ANON

>> No.21955091

>>21955049
thx

>> No.21955095

>>21954784
wow
it's nothing

>> No.21955096

>>21955073
>any idea on why it dropped?
because /biz/raelis here shilled it.

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What happened to Big Lots? They've got an earnings report on Monday. Seems like it could moon if things are good

>> No.21955102

>>21954988
>staggered TQQQ buys
What is a staggered buy?

>> No.21955114

>>21955043
pretty sure the simulation controls elon.. were just low ranking rn

>> No.21955118

DPHC WHAT
Go back to 13 so I can buy!

>> No.21955120

>>21955095
>betting against the whore index
ngmi

>> No.21955124

>>21955102
you get drunk with baggie and buy bullshit that's guaranteed to go down

>> No.21955137

>>21955041
I have a single FB ITM call for November.

>> No.21955138

>>21955073
A huge percentage of shareholders were robinniggers, it was just everyone taking profits.

>> No.21955146

>>21955089
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21955150

>>21955120
i'm referring to the fact that those models have no ass at all

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holy fugg my ROKU call is up 400%

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I HATE ADMA SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21955176

>>21955089
How are they going up? Their newer pc's are lower quality than years back. Bought a new pc to replace the dell premade that supposedly was higher quality. It's gotten to the point that if I want a pc that simply runs decently without issue, I have to make my own which is annoying as it takes time.

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aw cmon man we had a dip already why aren't i 50 dollars ahead

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21955178

when will tesla reach its peak

>> No.21955203

>>21955178
Never, we're past the point of a TSLA moon, we're shooting for mars now, bitch.

>> No.21955206

>>21955124
Sounds like a really great time

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MSFT will close over $230 today. Its going to keep going to catch up with all the other tech sector movement it was asleep on over past few days/weeks.

>> No.21955214

Imagine the reaction to Tesla stock if this man actually shows something worthwhile in the upcoming presentation. He's been memed on hard for this shit since it sounds like a fucking ridiculous science fiction impossibility, but if he shows off even something as simple as a brain command opening Facebook messenger and typing "fuck niggers" then it'd be revolutionary. Zoomers don't give a fuck that TSLA isn't Neuralink or SpaceX.

>> No.21955220
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>>21955150
>N-
it's just the right amount of ass
round, firm, and tight, indicative of a subtly proper structural compliance for wobble

>> No.21955228

Fuck you AAPL don't go red on me now

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>>21955214
Dropped pic.

>> No.21955242

>>21955213
that's one sexy man

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>>21954761
>This is the mind of a zoomer lmfao

This is why they will continue to go up after the split.

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Why the fuck did Abe resign, really? I don't want Japan to change, I'm invested there now and I need stability

>> No.21955283
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I HATE APPLE SO MUCH BROS

>> No.21955291

>GameStop pumping
>amazon going down

I don’t feel so good

>> No.21955295

>>21955176
Most likely schools reopening, more parents and schools buying the most affordable laptops they can for the kids. But fuck me that's a 7% increase already.

>> No.21955301
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21955301

why is Qnny dripping again?

Is it Tesla or Apple? what's the cause of this?

>> No.21955306

any bros wanna give me a qrd of tastyworks? is it good then? I'm in the EU is this the way to trade options on american stocks?

dunno what the referral code gets you but if anyone here wants to drop one I might end up using it

>> No.21955307

>>21955283
zoom out zoomer

>> No.21955309

>>21955259
He was sick, apparently. NeoLibs pls dont replace him. I don't even live there but it seems like it's the last place that hasn't been hit hard by tranny/blm garbage.

>> No.21955310

INB4 FINANCIALLY RUINED posts start

>> No.21955311
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Lmao clsk literally $7 next week

>> No.21955316

COP AAPL AT 500 OR WAIT FOR 496????!

>> No.21955317

Can we just crab steadily up today instead of having rollercoasters and VIX going to 28? Come on..

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aaaaaaagghhh it's going down
I am financially ruined

>> No.21955332

>>21955310

Called it

>>21955323

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how is roku still going up im scared frens

>> No.21955352

>>21955323
Refresh. We back over 290.

>> No.21955355

>>21955213
I wonder why so mqny men allow their daughters to go down that route?

Is she physically attractive? Yes.
If i was her father would i be disappointed in her? Yes.

Why the heck would i marry a woman whose own behavior would be a disappointment to me if it was my own daughter?

At this rate I might never have a wife

>> No.21955359

>>21954447

up 4400$

>> No.21955361

>buying puts right before a split
I wanna short TSLA but don;t even know how to that would work

>> No.21955364
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21955364

>tfw my biggest position is jpow bucks
Someone shill me a play

>> No.21955367

phew

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NAIL

>> No.21955376

>>21955291
i'm sure brokers are going through some shit with GME right now... had some short positions that they were only leveraging GME for trying to get me to close out one or the other... about to put majority of all GME in all cash account and tell them they can't lend it out. I gave them that hint in the email and then they spread it out amongst my equity....

>> No.21955381

>>21955355

Chances are he tried hard to stop her. The harder you try to reign them in the harder they pull away.

>> No.21955383

>>21955309
Japan is fucked regardless, its just a matter of time

>> No.21955384

>>21955361
it wouldn't

>> No.21955385

is there actually going to be a livestream for neuralink?

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>>21955259
He literally resigned because he was painful poops

>> No.21955399

>>21955355
>Why the heck would i marry a woman whose own behavior would be a disappointment to me if it was my own daughter?
>At this rate I might never have a wife
You'll settle in a few years look at how its wearing you down already

>> No.21955401

>>21955301
>Qnny
>Cue nnny
>cunny
nice

>> No.21955404

>>21955364
buy AMD it just broke above VWAP on volume

>> No.21955411

everyone is going to be taking cheap meds and playing video games for atleast another year

LCI and GME it is

>> No.21955429

TSLA over $2300

>> No.21955464

>>21955355
>its an "anon doesnt understand women are people, their own individuals with their own will and desires, and not property of their dads or husbands" post

>> No.21955467

>>21955411
the video game play is AMD not GME you fucking retard. also looks like LCI just posted shit earnings and dropped from 6.44 all the way down to 5.03, how much money are you down?

honestly feel bad for anyone who actually takes financial advice from dumb tripfags such as yourself.

>> No.21955470

>>21955411
Unironically regret not just grabbing a grand of LCI when it plummeted to 5

>> No.21955480

Guys anyone ever torn a rotator cuff? I cant lift my arm and am gonna have surgery im scared.

>> No.21955484

>>21955464
>false dichotomy

>> No.21955487

Ok I'm considering buying TSLA before close today, when should I buy? closer to noon or like 15-30 minutes before close?

>> No.21955490

>>21955361
It’s easy money bruh. Tsla splits 1:5. Tsla
Price is 2200/5=440. Now buy a 28aug 450p. Bam, Easier than your mom at a thug life bbc party.

>> No.21955503

>>21955470

Big brain play was puts on their earnings. Prints every quarter like clockwork.

>> No.21955511

apple probably won't pump for a week after the split because they know a million zoomers bought weekly calls on it and they're waiting for those to expire to pump it

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Stocks tanked 20 percent today?
Good.

>> No.21955516

>>21955467
GME is a good pick but I don't expect you to be able to understand the situation.
LCI is shit though

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>>21953254
IM TOO LATE IT MOONED UP 9% ALREADY


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21955525

>>21955480
I keep my arm jacked and max flexibility by masturbating 8xday bruh.

>> No.21955529

>>21955484
>i wonder why so many men allow women free will
hurr durrr

>> No.21955546

>>21955467
>the video game play is AMD not GME
More or less the truth. Everyone buys their games digitally now (even prior to COVID) No one really goes into GameStop for anything other than maybe an old used game.

AMD are the ones supplying the processors for the PS5/XSX. They're going to win no matter what.

>> No.21955559

>>21955464
>their own individuals
>women
women are the ultimate NPC's out there and they only do what society tells them is right. They are the farthest they can be from having free will, they are incapable of having it.

>> No.21955560

>>21955480
tore both of them
no insurance so i just live with it
it sucks forever

>> No.21955562

>>21955503
It dropped to 5 before getting back to 6.20 in like a month before earnings. Would have just been a clean and easy 20% and I don't do options because I'm too dumb but not too dumb to know my limitations

>> No.21955567

Realistic to expect MSFT at 293 anytime today?

>> No.21955580

Any info on SHLL lawsuit?

>> No.21955588

>>21955516
>GME is a good pick but I don't expect you to be able to understand the situation.

you're hoping for a short squeeze, right?

>> No.21955601

>>21955567
Err fuck *233

>> No.21955604

>>21955546
Plus AMD is gonna BTFO Intel for the next many years and soon will be coming for Nvidia.

>> No.21955603

>>21955567
Not trying to be rude, but why would they shoot up $60? I know there's the Tik Tok thing, but I don't think even that would make it moon that hard.

>> No.21955609

>>21955567
Meant 233? 27% wtf

>> No.21955621

>>21955580
WeissLaw is investigating whether SHLL's board acted in the best interest of SHLL's public shareholders in agreeing to the proposed transaction, whether the board was fully informed as to the valuation of Hyliion, whether the deal's equity split is fair to SHLL shareholders, and whether all information regarding the valuation of the transaction is fully and fairly disclosed to SHLL public shareholders.

>> No.21955626

>>21955546
>old used games
Most of them don't even have that. Luckily there are still retro shops for that. Miss the days of buying physical pc games though.

>> No.21955627

>>21955567
no

>> No.21955629

>>21955601
Oh, in that case, It's possible lol.

>> No.21955639

>>21955588
Yes, but that's not the only thing they have going for them.

>> No.21955643

>>21955621
Thanks anon

>> No.21955646

I’m down 20% on XOM and down £600. Would selling half and chucking it into AMD be a good play or should I continue to hold? I don’t mind holding XOM for a long time but I don’t want to miss out on other potential plays.

>> No.21955647

>>21955381
Until u break them. They’re wild animals until taught. If u give up too soon then yes they will run

>> No.21955661

>>21955309
Yeah, I read that he was sick but it has to be something on the side. Leaving the third largest economy in a power play during these times is just weird. Also, don't talk about BLM spreading their tranny wings into Japan.. you will freak people out on here, especially me

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>inveseting in tsla when you could be leveraging tsla

>> No.21955671

>>21955176
I bought a Dell Inspiron 13 7000 last month and it's super nice. Really nice metal body, high quality keyboard, and the CPU is powerful for such a cheap laptop. It even has a graphics card. Maybe their laptops are driving sales.

>> No.21955685

>>21955467
shit earnings?? they beat both eps and revenue.. do some DD kiddo..watch whats happening with the options... control is changing... you might be too new to understand how that works...

LCI to $60

AMD is a different catagory... but both AMD and GME will benefit from next cycle of gaming imo... there are people that play games that actually like going into stores to get posters and figurines and all that other stuff people like to grab and feel for that later on nostalgic feel

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He hasn't invested in VSTO expecting a Biden win and far right political instability

>> No.21955706

>>21955562

I meant on the earnings report just 2 days ago. Was 6.18 or so before earnings dumped to 5 the day after. I loaded up on 6 and 7 dollar puts and made off like a fat dirty cat. Happens 4 times a year just like that

>> No.21955718

Any reason to NOT buy Carnival Cruise? Before lockdown it was 3x what it is today, and the worst is over for them, recovery 2021 for sure.

>> No.21955720

I sold a covered call on Tqqq and it’s now DEEP in the money...

>> No.21955721

>>21955643
You got it bud. I tried to talk about it at the start of the SHLL themed thread but you're the only one interested so far ha. But honestly the dip yesterday seems to be the worst of it so far. It would at least appear that they've got reasonable support in the 35s

>> No.21955722

>>21955560
Thats fucked man. How do u not have insurance? I cant live with this shit i need to be physically active. U know itll get worse and worse and youll lose mobility in those joints forever? U have to get surgery

>> No.21955728

>>21955220
I have a bigger ass than this.

>> No.21955729

>>21955516
>LCI is shit though
how? they just launched and started marketing one of the most common prescribed drugs in the u.s. and after november won't have any major debt till 2022....

does this thread never do DD?

>> No.21955732

>>21955666
>Not doing both

>> No.21955740

>>21955666
satan is correct on this one

>> No.21955741

>>21955728
of course you have, you FUCKING fat FUCK

>> No.21955744

Anyone know of a place to look at an options order book, so i can see what prices an option is trading for just like stocks?

>> No.21955751

>>21955718

If you don’t mind holding it’s a great buy with a lot of upside. Still got a ways to go though.

>> No.21955753

>>21955706
pretty based if you ask me. I just don't even have options lol

>> No.21955769

stocks only go up

>> No.21955772

>>21955722
it's been over 10 years
they aren't getting worse

>> No.21955774

>>21955718
Yeah. It's not FNGU or TQQQ

>> No.21955777

My portfolio is half apple and half AMD and one share of GLD
am i doing it rite?

>> No.21955780

>>21955220
>>21955728
He does, I've seen it

>> No.21955782

>>21955646
I sold my 2 year long, very heavy XOM bags yesterday. Most freeing thing I’ve done. Figured it’ll be easier to make back the $1000 that I lost by buying Actual good stocks and not bagholding exxon for years

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I market bought HQU

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for me, it's the royal red robin burger

>> No.21955815

I can see why VIX is still so high.. the jitters UP or DOWN are so big. What the fuck is this WWWW market.

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>>21954593
beer and fish

>> No.21955818

>>21955782

Jesus what price did you buy in at?

>> No.21955831

>>21955685
>For nostalgic feels
not really sometime you need something today not in two days with amazon shipping
Like me with a broken controller that I only had 1 and GameStop was just 5 mins 10 mins if I am unlucky
Most people I see their are single dads or moms buying their kids a birthday gift

>> No.21955846

>>21955399
>You'll settle in a few years look at how its wearing you down already
Ehh idk it's been over half a decade just tiresome to see this behavior growing.

>>21955464
You're a woman arent you lmao

>> No.21955850

>>21955782
I made back everything I lost in AGQ in 1 day of holding FNGU / TQQQ. There's no reason to hold anything else at this point.

>> No.21955860

>>21955819
You can't fool me. I know you're that based Kaiji poster.

>> No.21955863

>>21955772
Do u not exercise? Deterioration of a tear in the shoulder joint is almost guaranteed unless you just sit around all day

>> No.21955869

>>21955815

For boomers trying to retire it’s terrifying for people looking to make money the more volatility the better enjoy it while it lasts the market feels like a theme park right now but there’s times when it’s god awful boring too

>> No.21955880

>>21955846
>women
>actual women
>on 4chan

>> No.21955887

>>21955703
Stick to stocks if you believe we will get a biden win. Trumps gonna win and GEO will moon

>> No.21955892

How does one triggers other people stop loss?

>> No.21955893

>>21955831
similar experiences.. but there are those people out there that want certain things and they want to hole and touch them first.. like a ritual

>> No.21955894

>>21955863
i have toddlers
it isn't getting worse i just can't play football/baseball anymore
and that shit was getting pretty faggy anyway

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>>21954593

>> No.21955896

>>21955560
> America is the greatest country in the world>>21955562

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>>21955811

>> No.21955903

>>21955729
>how? t
I don't follow them all too much. Seems like their major problem is shrinking margin and too much debt. I listened to the last er(the one before this one) and the question section was pretty awkward.
>2022
That's not a long time.
I suspect a big junk of their short interest is bond holders hedging and I don't see anyone stepping in and ending their price suppression. Price could go back up a bit after they paid off their debt.

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new

>>21955861
>>21955861
>>21955861
>>21955861

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21955907

Never bought options for TQQQ before. This one have a decent chance of netting a small profit?

>> No.21955925

>>21954593
Sitting in a restaurant in Münster now

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>>21955490
Maybe I'm an idiot but it don't seem that easy.
TSLA is gonna under perform next week I'm calling it now.

>> No.21955929

>>21955892
Own like $1bil of the company's shares and sell.

>> No.21955937

>>21955860
Im not that anon but I had Asahi beer yesterday

>> No.21955938

>>21955846
To be far the other poster was right too. You want a subservient 1800s wife and they just don't exist anymore

>> No.21955952

>>21955782
>>21955818
Yeah, i bought in at 47 with the intention of holding until 2021/2022. I’m still happy doing that but feel I’d rather have this money in AMD or tech. Only reason ive not moved this money there is because I don’t want to recognise a loss of 600

>> No.21955963

>>21955907
Just sell premium, Anon

>> No.21956041

>>21955896
Lmao

>> No.21956052

>>21955560
>tore both of them
i feel you brother, but in my knees, i have been diagnosed with osteoarthritis and i am not even 30 yet. Can't squat anymore. Best i can do is step ups or quarter-half squats, otherwise my knees will feel like they have been stabbed by a rusting knife.

>> No.21956074

>>21955646
Sell it

>> No.21956236

just put 950 in my account do i buy apple or amd?

>> No.21956352

>>21956236
>buying high

>> No.21956373

>>21956236
you missed the dip exactly an hour ago when it immediately opened for AMD

>> No.21956395

>>21956352
You shouldn't be high when you're buying and selling stocks

https://youtu.be/Uq_TdmX--_o

>> No.21956709

Tesla call at 2265? Is the last hour today gonna be a buying spree when ppl try to get in before the split?

>> No.21957012

>There are people who bought TSLA at 2315

>> No.21957340

GPVRF is on Robinhood now as GP