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This is the official thread for SmartCon #0.
Come chat, get cozy, speak your thoughts.

>> No.21949282

First for anime

>> No.21949290
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21949290

What are you guys eating? Just got these, gonna order more pizza in the evening + go get some more beer and smokes

>> No.21949294
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21949294

Second for Ace Attorney
Also buy link or stay poor

>> No.21949296

>>21949282
Anime is only for cucks

>> No.21949303

>>21949273
>there are people who think this wont be another nothingburger

>> No.21949312

>>21949273
When does it start?

>> No.21949314

In how many hours is it starting?

>> No.21949316

>>21949290
Just ate a nice thicc burger

>> No.21949317
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>>21949273
>oopsie, almost forgot to dump that 500k today
>now where are the toilets?

>> No.21949318

Fuck niggers. Sergey better not betray us, again

>> No.21949320

>>21949273
Israel has no right to exist

>> No.21949331

>>21949320
This. Thread can be closed now

>> No.21949336

>>21949273
This is now a Ripple (XRP, the STANDARD) thread

>> No.21949337

>>21949290
I usually don't eat, but to celebrate smartcon I'm going to go McDonald's for lunch during the most boring panel and get 2 spicy chicken sandwiches and maybe some French fries. I haven't eaten in a few days so it will be nice

>> No.21949340

>>21949290
you're disgusting

>> No.21949342
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>>21949290
>*Your country*'s cuisine
Do *your countries population* really?

>> No.21949343
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21949343

Hello fren. Nice thread. Any drinks provided or should I bring my own bottle? Happy to share it with other anons if you guys want some

>> No.21949354
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>>21949312
>>21949314
TONIGHT!

>> No.21949359

>>21949314
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20200828T0810&p0=179&msg=Smartcon%21&font=sanserif

>> No.21949364
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>>21949282
based

>> No.21949411
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21949411

feeling pretty comfy lads, glad to be w you bros

>> No.21949418

>>21949273

About 4 hours too early you uppity nigger.

>> No.21949425

>>21949273
I've been in link since October 2017, adding periodically as it continued to prove itself.

Haven't sold a single one.

Comfy as can be.

>> No.21949432

>tfw it starts at 5 am where i am

>> No.21949474
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anyone else nervous as fuck?

this is literally make or break for me as a 10k stacklet. I'll either make it or go to zero after today

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>>21949290
pic rel, and that's just breakfast

>> No.21949582
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21949582

Won't be able to watch it live today or tomorrow, does anyone know if there will be a recording of the stream afterwards?
Also post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH19Wqr26Ck

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>>21949273
SAME
L
I
D
E
S

>> No.21949704

>>21949582
Based musak

>> No.21949706

gonna try to nap before it starts, I don’t wanna miss rory and adelyn

>> No.21949715

>>21949492
Are you eating dogshit in the topleft

>> No.21949768
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>>21949273
Sup dudes. Been stinky for almost 3 years now. Going to enjoy this event with a pack of camel blues, some weed, fine whiskey, and good eats. Even if there is no pump and even a dump I will be happy. I personally am most interested to hear tiger mommy speak about AI. If Ari Jules does not speak about assassination contracts I will be very disappointed. A normie friend of mine bought in at $8 and is super excited for the conference, I told him who to look for and stuff and told him not to expect any crazy price action, and that it is possible we will even dump after this. This way he will be excited if we do pump, and not panic if we dump. It has been a pleasure to meme with you all for the past 3 years. Our time is sooner than we think. Kek be with all of you.

>> No.21949776

Where will the stream be frens?

>> No.21949784

>> 21949418

Suck my wiggly dick, gayboy

>> No.21949789

Staking announcement tomorrow

>> No.21949805
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>>21949290

>> No.21949825

>>21949273
What time is this at?

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>>21949805

>> No.21949855

>>21949805
are you eating at your great grandma's house wtf is that furniture

>> No.21949870

>>21949805
>lapin kansa

based

>> No.21949877

>>21949805
wtf anon
>>21949855
wtf is this, THIS IS WHOS GETTING RICH OFF LINK?

>> No.21949886
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>>21949273
OXT to the moon after waterchad speaks

>> No.21949947
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21949947

Been holding for over three years
I feel like Andy Dufrense Shadshank Prison 1948
I hope we see a pump today and after the conference
I hope Sergey doesn’t give the same toilet slide show presentation for the 537th time
I hope Google Microsoft Swift and DocuSign partnerships are finally officially announced
I hope staking is announced
I hope Sergey signs the genesis block
I hope we all make it frens
I hope

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>>21949776

>> No.21949971
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>>21949273
Do we plan to troll the conference chat? I presume so. (remember to create an account with a nice profile picture)

>> No.21949983

>>21949768
Basde

>> No.21949988

>>21949768
Good stuff bro. Why are you interested in the AI talk if I may ask. Always felt like a meme to me (I mean the blockchain +AI combination). What good use cases do you have in mind?

>> No.21950031
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>>21949273
>>21949970
>>21949776

https://www.smartcontractsummit.io/
You have to register.
2 hours left.
$40 EOD

>> No.21950043

>>21949273
send link to smartcon website

>> No.21950051

>>21950031
thank you

>> No.21950057
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21950057

In how many hours from now does it start?

>> No.21950059
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21950059

It's been over a year Yorke. I'm ready to smile.

>> No.21950068
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>>21950057
>>21950031 <----

>> No.21950072
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>>21949273
This is the real sleeper.

>> No.21950090

>>21950072
You are the real sleeper faggot

>> No.21950096
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>>21950031
will there be a youtube stream of it, or this only?

>> No.21950111
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>>21950031
ty anon

>> No.21950118

>>21949273
U guys are all retarded

>> No.21950127
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21950127

>>21950068
Based

>> No.21950135
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21950135

>>21950031
I'm in

>> No.21950138
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>>21950096
I dunno

>>21949971
Remember the rules, goyim. (pic related)

>> No.21950140
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21950140

>>21949273
Finally

>> No.21950144

>>21950135
lmao you are gonna get banned the moment rory wakes up

>> No.21950148

>>21950111
>Fallout 4
>111
Holy based why the fuck is it so hard to optimize this piece of shit game

>> No.21950149

>>21949805
What is this pedo spiral on those pies? Mayonnaise?

>> No.21950211

It appears there are only developer tickets left. Anyone planning to stream it? Or are people just signing up as developers now?

>> No.21950225

He doesn't even speak today.

>> No.21950229

>>21950111
Those digits are scary relevant to your image. Checked.

>> No.21950239

>>21949273
Sold half my stack anticipating a dump. This shitcoin WILL crash. Not even fudding.

>> No.21950246
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21950246

What did they mean by this?

>> No.21950259

It either..

1. Dumps and we buy the dip-ski
2. We get an amazing announcement about ms or swift and we fly

Either way seems like a good weekend for Sergey and the lads

>> No.21950268

>>21949290
>>21949805
post body

>> No.21950289

>>21949317
kek

>> No.21950302

>>21950246
I was able to get a dev ticket 2 or 3 hours ago. Didn't try to get a gen admission ticket so don't know if those were availible

>> No.21950305

>>21949805
are you unironically eating pedo pizza

>> No.21950315

>>21950302
Cool. Looks like i'm going to have to larp as the developer of hitlercoin again.

>> No.21950321

>>21950259
what if we crab?

>> No.21950336

>>21950315
They didn't ask for any info other than your job role, name, and email iirc.

>> No.21950338

>>21949805
Sminem? Is that you?

>> No.21950346

>>21949290
usso taunta

>> No.21950360

>>21949805
Torille

>> No.21950376

>>21949290
that setup looks great

>> No.21950390

can this be the day where our dreams come true? i want to leave to asia and fuck cuties raw

>> No.21950394

>>21949337
get at least one big mac anon
for the memes

>> No.21950406

>>21950315
Why larp tho

>> No.21950417

>>21949273
Is it true that Link is going to crash after this?

>> No.21950419

Fucking hell, reading through the comments in the chat is just depressing. It's probably a negative thing having these spergs associated with the project. Imagine if you were on there as a legitimate business/developer.

>> No.21950443

>>21950149
Probably garlic sauce

>> No.21950448

>>21949805
Pöytä katettu pastalla

>> No.21950453

>>21950419
Sorry Rory, but if you didn't want autists spamming the chat, you shouldn't have taken part in ushering in the fourth industrial revolution.

>> No.21950476

>>21949474
>this is literally make or break for me as a 10k stacklet
iktf

>> No.21950482
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I can feel it.

>> No.21950490
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>>21950390
Tomorrow is the critical day.

>> No.21950497

>>21950031
NOOOOOOOOO IT'S SOLD OUT WHAT DO I DO?

>> No.21950508

>>21950419
>>21950453
How can i access the chat?

>> No.21950533

>>21950508
Get dev tickets. You just have to give them a name and an email address.

>> No.21950540

>>21950508
Not opened yet

>> No.21950542

>>21950533
I have an account already, where can i find the chat? or is it dev only :(

>> No.21950548

where is the chat on the website?

>> No.21950555

With what pasta are we going to spam the chat?

>> No.21950556

>>21950540
I literally just did it

>> No.21950559
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>>21950497
Can't even get a dev ticket?
Just pretend you're the CEO of based.

>> No.21950583
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>>21950497
>WHAT DO I DO?
Buy 2 more link instead.

>> No.21950588
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>>21950540
It's open, bro.

>> No.21950596

>>21950556
I have a general account and the chat isn't opened. Is the chat dev only?

>> No.21950598

>>21950542
Doesn't matter, there is some guy named BTC Astrologist, another named Art van der Lay, another called Biz raeli.
Needless to say you don't need to be a dev

>> No.21950613

>>21950596
>Is the chat dev only?
no

>> No.21950619

>>21950596
Not sure. You're not missing much though.

>> No.21950628

>>21950588
Fuck. Do you have a dev or general account?

>> No.21950639

>>21949273
>OFFICIAL SMARTCON THREAD
Hits reply limit before even start

>> No.21950645

>>21950628
general account

>> No.21950650
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>>21949273
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

>> No.21950654

>tfw /biz/ will never get a rolling sticky

>> No.21950656

>>21950588
where is the chat bro?

>> No.21950669

>>21950619
OK. Found it
You have to go to /reception if anyone wonders

>> No.21950670
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>> No.21950672

>>21950211
this
anyone stream for anons so we can shittalk in that chat while watching?

also how the FUCK does a "digital conference" run out of goddamn tickets

>> No.21950679

will someone restream it somewhere?

>> No.21950700

>>21950559
shit i hate having to lie though
>>21950583
i'll make it 3 just for good luck

>> No.21950708

>>21950654
now would be a great time for a sticky
we got one for negative oil we can get one for fucking chainlink conference

>> No.21950739

Anyone planning on longing the conference? or not feeling that confident?

>> No.21950745

>>21950679
I'll try

>> No.21950754
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>>21950656
On the right side of the screen. KEK
I dunno, click on things.
Are you sure you know how to use a computer, bro?

>> No.21950763

>>21950739
What part of never fucking selling do you not understand?

>> No.21950766

>>21950656
>>21950669 <---

>> No.21950774

https://app.hopin.to/events/smart-contract-summit-0/reception
Here's a chat link

>> No.21950780

>>21950739
I'm about to long that shit 75x

>> No.21950790

>>21950497
get a dev one

>> No.21950793

Cringe already when I see the chat

>> No.21950802

>>21950793
what did you expect?

>> No.21950805

>>21950739
Oh, I don't mean touching your stack. I'm considering putting a $450 into a x5 margin long. Make it all a little bit more exciting short term.

>> No.21950808

Ready to spam the chat with n-word and swastikas

>> No.21950816

>>21950790
i got one now, ty

>> No.21950824

>>21950754
>>21950766
>Are you sure you know how to use a computer, bro?
how the fuck am I supposed to know that I have to add /reception to the URL?
fuckin hopin shit

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Try not to get banned before the conference even starts ...

>> No.21950828
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>>21950808
>you

>> No.21950832

>>21950824
>>21950774

>> No.21950834

>>21950805
I don't fuck with margin, but by all means go ahead. I'd say there's a very good chance nothing big is announced though. Doesn't mean I won't be watching the whole thing.

>> No.21950847

>>21950827
I am a little concerned about this. Thinking I might stay out of the chat before Rory culls everyone that is shitting it up.

>> No.21950863

>>21950588
So no one is starting the N train?

>> No.21950873

>>21950588
Someone post an N.

>> No.21950877

>>21950863
choo choo

>> No.21950882
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>>21950138
> Link moons
> Rory permabans you for celebrating
Kek

>> No.21950884

>>21950834
Its the only way I can still feel involved. Seeing as I would only be able to buy 20-30 more link with the same amount and there isn't a huge point when I already have >10k. Plus, a little profit taking from the margin trade might be nice. Or I might just sit on it and buy more if we dump.

>> No.21950898

>>21950863
Just behave , this event is not the place to give us a bad name , say what you want here just not there

>> No.21950900

>>21950824
>I have to add /reception to the URL
Weird, I didn't have to do this.

>> No.21950903

>>21950884
Well Sergey isn't speaking until tomorrow, so I'd maybe hold off until then.

>> No.21950910

>>21950882
The banning has already started it seems. A dude said 'bizraelis assemble' earlier. His posts are now gone.

>> No.21950913

i'm taking a screenshot of my portfolio for a before and after so i can see the gain (or pain)

>> No.21950917

>>21950898
>>21950873
>>21950877
There will probably be a YouTube livestream for us to do that without getting banned by this nazi >>21950138

>> No.21950918

>>21950588
>Fatoshi Betrayoto
Kek

>> No.21950931

>>21950816
no worries mate i had to pay $20 for my dev ticket hope the prices didnt go up on you buying late

>> No.21950932

>>21950910
I still see him

>> No.21950939

>>21950910
>His posts are now gone.
oof
he's getting them early

>> No.21950945

>>21950917
a stream with chatbox we can shit talk and call eachother niggers would be most comfy

>> No.21950949

>>21950827
>>21950847
you can make burner accounts using 5 min mail :)

>> No.21950951

>>21950945
this

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>>21950910
> Rory delet
Kek he knows you autists too well

>> No.21950971
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>Sergey waddles onto the stage to introduce the next speaker
>"Uh yeah, so, fundamentally... We invited Spencer to talk about how blockchain technology and smart contracts can help level the playing field for the poorest communities in America in an era of unjust socio-economic inequality"
>50 Cent - "in the club" plays
>Sergey gets down on one knee
>Spencer Dindu swaggers onto the stage in a haze of weed smoke, pants sagging
>"YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAS RITE! WHATS GOOD SMART CON"
>The livechat is flooded with 'N' letters, Rory can't delete and block fast enough
>"AYO HOL UP WE DEM BLOCK CHAINS NOW"
>"SHIIIIIIEEEEEET WE GOT DEM CHAIN LINKS TOO, NAMSAYIN?"
>"BLACK LIVES MATTER WATERMELON ASS BITCH NIGGA"
>LINK dumps to zero on all pairs in an instant
>mass neet suicides EOY

>> No.21950972

>>21949290
Suoraan sanottuna samit setit

>> No.21950998
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It's a sign lads.

>> No.21951002

restream check, never streamed before so it might be awful
https://dlive.tv/GhostTPWaifu

>> No.21951005

>>21950998
tf, polkadot is finally unlocked?

>> No.21951006

>>21950971
>>The livechat is flooded with 'N' letters, Rory can't delete and block fast enough
kek

>> No.21951026

>>21951005
You been living under a rock?

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>> No.21951034

>>21951002
WTF MY LINKIES ARE GONE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21951042

>>21949273
There is literally nothing in today's agenda that will move the price. If anything, it will be tomorrow, but more likely it will take a week or two more of crabbing before any effect, beyond a catastrophic dump, is felt.

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Today is just foreplay

>> No.21951045

>>21951002
NOOOOOOOO MY LINKIES

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>>21950971
> Sergey waddle
> Rory delet
Just needs some more Adelyn spell check

>> No.21951081

>>21951043
The three boomers are up soon anon this will be huge

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>>21950998
Just bought 50 more.

>> No.21951086

>>21951002
this seems to work

>> No.21951091

>>21951002
>I ain't clicking that shit, nigga.png

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>>21950031
We are in, gentlemen

>> No.21951122

who is josef

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>>21950588
Great job lads

>> No.21951148

>>21951043
AAAAAH SELL SELL SELL

>> No.21951185

>>21949971
damn wtf that nigga is a minister in turkey

>> No.21951212

>>21949971
>>21951185

i cant tell who is a larp or who is real in here

>> No.21951249

>>21951212
when the memes blend into reality

>> No.21951261

>smart contract summit #0
https://youtu.be/HPXHRX8Q2hs

>> No.21951270

>>21951212
Pretty sure everyone in that chat is either a larp or a pajeet. There is no in-between.

>> No.21951279

>>21950031

>How do you know chainlink?

WHERE DO I SELECT 4CHAN?

>> No.21951283

>>21951279
Internet forum. They keep it at the bottom.

>> No.21951290

>>21951249
The fourth wall is really being broken in the chat.
>>21951270
Poe's law incarnate.


Is Rajesh Puri from here?

>> No.21951293
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21951293

Jannies should make a sticky, unironically

>> No.21951294

>>21951279
"""internet forum"""

>>21951270
>>21951212
>>21951185
It was very early, so the LARP chances are low IMHO.

>> No.21951322

>>21951293
Too bad the jannies are fags

>> No.21951330

>>21951293
this t.b.h.

>> No.21951341

Thread theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0RKpmjjpLQ

>> No.21951347
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21951347

T-30 minutes

>> No.21951350

>>21951294
lmao imagine Rory autobanning everyone that has selected internet forum at once while the event starts

>> No.21951356

>>21949337
>I usually don't eat

>> No.21951366
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21951366

>>21949290

>> No.21951372

>>21950745

k, keep us posted

>> No.21951374

>>21951341
Pretty sure its this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJztXj2GPfk

>> No.21951393

>>21951366

Thanks. Just market sold everything.

>> No.21951394

>>21951374
Seems we have a dispute on our hands...
I am going to take you to Kleros court Sir!

>> No.21951399

>>21951372
kept you waiting huh? https://dlive.tv/GhostTPWaifu

>> No.21951404

>>21951294
I guess as long as you follow rory's sticky rules you're fine. They must expect some banter, it's all good

>> No.21951412
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21951412

>>21951374
Abdul, Rajesh, Mitesh lets go

>> No.21951413

>>21950863

nigger people will get out if chainlink gets linked politically

>> No.21951416

>>21951394
Pls sirss just exchange many bobs and vagene on blockchain

>> No.21951435
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21951435

>>21951350
Oh fuck! No no noooo

>> No.21951436

$19 EOD.

>> No.21951440
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21951440

>>21951394
Nothing beats listening to some Panjabi and larping as a pajeet.

>> No.21951451
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21951451

>>21951350
Hahaha incels btfo

>> No.21951453

I can't hold myself anymore I want to call Rory a ni

>> No.21951465

I'm scared bros.
Should I sell my linkies?

>> No.21951469

N

>> No.21951471

>>21951416
please post this in chat the moment a female speaker comes on

>> No.21951474
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21951474

>>21950971
Thank you all for attending our virtual SmartCon. Today is a special day, we are announcing ALL our partners!
>Thousands of logos flash on the screen, literally every company you heard of is partnered with LINK
But we are especially proud to announce our final partner. Final solution, if you please.
>Giant swastika flashes on the screen.
That's RIGHT! WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT CHAINLINK IS OFFICIAL PARTNER OF THE FORTH REICH
>Giant oven heats up behind Sergey
Feeding real data to a blockchain is not enough! We are going to feed them REAL PEOPLE!
>You hear muffled "Please let me out!" coming out of the oven
>Camera switches to inside view of the oven, there are people with huge nasal features chainlinked to the floor
Guys, please, can you be quite for a minute? We are all in this together!
To limit our supply, and create additional demand for our token, we announce that, starting from NOW, you can STAKE your tokens, but fuck with this DeFi bullshit, because now you can also BURN your LINK! I know you all gonna ask - why would I ever want to burn my linkies? The answer lies in the burn contract - for every LINK burned, we gonna burn one of the jews, niggers, trannies, and if we ever run out of them, we still have chinks, spics, women, and paje-- *oh, they are our major holders? Fuck* ahem-- pakistanis!
>even though it's a virtual conference, you hear loud applause coming from somewhere
To spice things up...
>Sergey opens his 650mil LINK wallet
...i'm gonna commence the cleansing of which the world never seen before
>he sends them all to burn contract
>ground shakes beneath you, you hear distant explosions, there are fires and people screeming outside your house
>huge 100 ft Sergey crashes the city, erupting fire out of his mouth
>you open CMC
>LINK skyrockets to $1488
>You go to bed and sleep with a happy smile on your face. For the first time in your life, you are sure the future is gonna be alright.

>> No.21951481

>>21951474
I love this time traveler so much.

>> No.21951484

>>21951474
based

>> No.21951489

>>21951471
kek, the second we see Adelyn

>> No.21951493

>>21951471
But I don't have an Indian themed account... Someone else will

>> No.21951497
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21951497

>>21951465
>And for tonights entertainment, brought to you by "DJ Ari G"
>"It's Project Pat!"

>> No.21951505
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21951505

I've registered as a marketing director from Israel.

>> No.21951508

lmao whoever is loading up the bong

>> No.21951516
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21951516

Link pasta to flood the chat?

>> No.21951524

sunbathing on the same balcony as two years ago when we dipped below 0.20, this is our year

>> No.21951533

>>21951474
>You hear muffled "Please let me out!" coming out of the oven
lost it

>> No.21951538

Someone make an account called "Nick Ger"

>> No.21951548
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21951548

> Sanjay Dunlop Sir
Kek

>> No.21951554

>>21951474

top kek,

jezus christ biz really does host some of the best writing talent

>> No.21951555

>>21951508
what's happening

>> No.21951575
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21951575

>> No.21951584

>>21951555
trips

make an account with a burner takes 2 secs my dude

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21951600

>>21951538
Or Nate Higgers

>> No.21951606

>>21951575
god

>> No.21951615
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21951615

$1000 EOY MOTHERFUCKERS
https://chainlink.ytmnd.com/

>> No.21951635
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21951635

Virtual events are comfy as fuck anons

>> No.21951642

>>21951600
Oh shit. Made me properly kek just then. Had to muffle it with my hand.

>> No.21951644

There is a pretty good chance we hear more about yvaults with insurance i think right? Some anon linked a tweet from some insider implying some promising news regarding that.
That is pretty exciting on its own. If we can safely earn yield on our stacks life will be even more comfy

>> No.21951657

>>21951575
How do you get in to see chat? Says you can access it 5 mins before start

>> No.21951661

one glance at the chat tells me that crypto has a very, very bright future

>> No.21951663

>>21951644
Yep, the second it has insurance ill be putting 1k in. So far the risk is the only thing stopping me.

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21951666

>>21951642
Pls sirs this is library

>> No.21951668

>>21950971

what the fuck I was reading this in a typical ghetto nigger voice while my wife looks at me from across the room but i hadn't read ahead so when it hit "WATERMELON ASS BITCH NIGGA" i started losing it at myself saying WATUHMELONE and as i'm busting a gut laughign my wife is chuckling and shaking her head

kek

>> No.21951670

>>21951657
>>21950774

>> No.21951673

Anyone trolling smartcon will be booted and their email barred from future events. Best wishes, Sergey

>> No.21951676

>>21951642
You in a dial in meeting anon?

>> No.21951682

>>21951673
Sergey betrayed us once again

>> No.21951684

>>21951673
Nice try, Rory. We all know Sergey is far too important to post here.

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21951687

>>21951673

>> No.21951693
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21951693

>>21951673
Dude just make another email addy lmao!

>> No.21951704

>>21951474
>Jews/niggers/trannies
>Real people

>> No.21951708

>>21951670
Thanks bruh

>> No.21951711

I can't use chat, why?

>> No.21951717

>>21951711
You're probably not signed in. Sign in and you should be able to chat.

>> No.21951727

>>21951711
You need a keyboard

>> No.21951732

>>21951711
Sergey shadowbanned you

>> No.21951734

you don't even need to put a real email adress btw

>> No.21951735

>>21951727
kek

>> No.21951736

Can you still register after the even starts?

>> No.21951742

>>21951676
Public transport at the moment. Don't want to be seen as that one weirdo on the train laughing to himself.

>> No.21951757

>>21951717
>>21951727
>>21951732
t was adblocker lel

>> No.21951761

> toaster tech
Is that the real toaster?

>> No.21951768
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21951768

just sold my chainlink, godpseed you mongos

>> No.21951775
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21951775

Which one of you is registered as
>Jeanjacques Kadaoghlanian
Gave me a good kek

>> No.21951782

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD

>> No.21951794

>>21951761
>toaster tech
Literally who?

>> No.21951795
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21951795

>>21951768
I just bought your chainlink. L8r sk8r.

>> No.21951798

had a dream last night that some fagot talked shit about me in front of my family and I kicked his ass so hard he shit himself and had to go to the hospital
I think its a sign telling me my struggle is completed

>> No.21951805

>>21951782
What's the bump limit on biz?

>> No.21951810
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21951810

Nick Ger up in here top kek

>> No.21951811

>>21951798
Very bullish.

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21951812

Oh no. It begins.

>> No.21951813
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21951813

Kek

>> No.21951816

>>21951805
300?

>> No.21951819

jesus the chat is popping off.

>> No.21951820

I see /biz/ in the chat already

>> No.21951824

rip

>> No.21951825
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21951825

>>21951812
>>21951813

>> No.21951828

>>21951812
>>21951813
honestly unfunny

>> No.21951830

>>21951794
She's an autist who live streamed and sperged when chatting to Ari and Sergey

>> No.21951832

>>21951813
This is bullish for enterprise adoption!

>> No.21951833

BETRAYAAAL
BE-TRAYAL
BETRAYED ME

BETRAYAAAL
BE-TRAYAL
Fuck you Sergey, you killed Ultima, FUCK YOU

>> No.21951843

Is it starting or what?

>> No.21951855
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21951855

>>21951812
>>21951813
Kek well done marines we will make it
Also
> Rory Patel

>> No.21951857

>>21951843
chat is live but the video starts at 10 after

>> No.21951862

>>21951857
How long is that? Its 7 right now.

>> No.21951864

>>21951843
Yes, in 1d:12h:57m

>> No.21951870
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21951870

I am fucking wheezing lmaoo

>> No.21951874

Volatility low.

>> No.21951875

>>21951673
Sees posts by Nick Ger

>> No.21951877

>>21951813
This is why they opened chat an hour early.
How are we all in this together if you fucker spam the chat with shite?

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21951879

>>21951813
>>21951812
doing god's work anon.
>>21951828
faggot

>> No.21951887

Honestly this chat is embarrassing...

>> No.21951888

Jesus christ you cunts are going to get the chat shut down. Its been 10 mins of a multi day event and its already overrun.

>> No.21951894

>>21951828
Yep, no subtlety. Would have been better to just post with Nick Ger as your name throughout.

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21951896

>>21951870
Oh lord here we go.

>> No.21951913
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21951913

>there is networking button which works just like chatroulette

>> No.21951917

>>21951877
>>21951870
>>21951812
>>21951813
They should have added a $10-15 fee to sign up. Would have kept this sort of shit out.

>> No.21951930

Nick Ger calm your shit bro

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21951932

More

>> No.21951931

>>21951913
holy crap it wanted my webcam wtf haha

>> No.21951934

>>21951913
How many dicks do you think you will see on that?

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21951937

>>21951913

>> No.21951943

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW

PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW
>PLEASE SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD NOW

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21951949

>>21951913
We're crashing this plane with no survivors, aren't we

>> No.21951951

STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDS IN THE OFFICIAL CHAT. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
IT'S OBVIOUSLY A BIGE EVEN FOR LINK. WE NEED TO BE ADULT PROFESSIONALS. GODDAMIT, I HATE NULINKERS SO FUCKING MUCH

>> No.21951966

Scott is going to delet. Where is Rory
>>21951931
Literally wearing pants
T. No pants

>> No.21951972

STOP ACTING LIKE FUCKING RETARDS IN THE CHAT

>> No.21951976

They still haven't banned Nick Ger

>> No.21951978

>>21951966
big mod scotty

>> No.21951991

Nick Ger now has nothing to lose

>> No.21951993

If you're going to be offensive in the chat at least be funny.

If you're just going to be blatantly offensive, so you can show the world how much of an edgelord teenager you are, then you are a fucking retard. And you are giving chainlink a bad reputation for no gain whatsoever.

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21951999

>>21951951
thanks nick

>> No.21952002

Nick Ger please kill yourself
low effort troll that would have been funny back in 2012
you arent remotely funny to anyone above the age of 12

>> No.21952007

20% of the population, 80% of low quality posts

>> No.21952009

Hello NICK are you in here champ?

>> No.21952013

Nick Ger is a mess

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21952015

>>21951999

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21952019

>>21951966

>> No.21952029

I know some of you guys are joking, but the rascist comments are really going to get this chat shut down.

>> No.21952038

oh no they banned nick ger!

>> No.21952041

New fred her
>>21952011

>> No.21952045

someone pls record the part with andre cronje

>> No.21952048

>>21952038
WTF he is back. Honestly they wont be able to baby sit the chat if you keep doing that and they will just shut it off.

>> No.21952049
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21952049

we're pumping

>> No.21952054

Nick Ger, Thanks for the keks, had to blow my nose I laughed so bountifully

>> No.21952063

>Chainlink up in last 5 minutes
>Racist spam

There's a correlation

>> No.21952065

>>21952041
I kind of want to boycot that one because the Nick Ger guy is actually pretty lame.

>> No.21952069

>>21952038
They let him run for a long time.
Proof Sirgay is one of us.

>> No.21952149

Would price manipulating in the chat be big enough to have an effect on LINK's price?

>> No.21952211

only funny thing in chat is people larping as indians. you got to be brain dead to think nigger being spammed is funny

>> No.21952437

>>21952211
Checked and based.

>> No.21952448

>>21951896
fu

>> No.21952475
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21952475

>>21951896
I need to keep my mom alive until she sees I made with link

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21952592

>>21952211
Checked, it is funny but now might not be the time bros