/biz/ - Business & Finance

Should I buy GE stock? Seems cheap right now.

>can't buy SLV because I already fell for the physical meme

>>21943208
>energizing midnight rape
Subtle

>>21943208
Buy SLV
I did.

why is everything super green, what I miss?

Trump mentioned going to Mars
Absolutely BULLISH for Tesla

>SLV

Very slow. Something feels off

>>21945799
everything IS fine for Amazon, Wallmart, Apple, Microsoft
they're making massive profits in the middle of an economic recession

Tesla on the other hand, relies on green credits to finish the quarter in the red

>>21945910
*to NOT finish the quarter in the red

How dare you steal a /pmg/ image to shill SLV

>>21943264
It's got a very good rating among stock analysts, but there is a very high level of uncertainty surrounding GE. Nobody really knows of they are gonna make it.

Can dollar general be stopped

How long do you guys think tech is gonna Keep up its gains at this rate? I think apple is gonna keep this momentum till IOS12 is our for a while Microsoft announced that team up with Walmart for tiktok so that’ll stay strong and I dont know shit about Tesla but whatever they’re doing seems to be working

>>21945910
I'm convinced at this point that Tesla simply cannot be stopped. There might be a pull back eventually, but Tesla is doing things nobody else is willing to put the time or money into. Elon musk is a successful version of Ted kaczynski.

>>21946054
I think they will get government money at the very least. Are things that bad for GE that they may not survive?

Buy AUY
It’s like TQQQ but for gold
If GOLD goes up 1%, AUY goes up 2%
Same shit if it goes down
Gold is going g to ducking g moon because the fed literally told everyone today that they will keep printing like there’s no tomorrrow
Also buy VIX at 10-20 usd range and hold until whatever happened event happens and sell

>>21946127
Banking on a bailout is a boom or bust move. Not necessarily a bad investment, but a risky one. They are also involved in he airline sector so consider that.

>>21945910
i wonder what is going to happen when they run out of credits to put on their earnings. they basically brought the credits forward so the could show a profit last quarter to be eligible to get into the s&p.

you fuckers better be for a golden bull on nov 3rd

WHERE'S THE WORKHORSE NEWS.

IM HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK

>>21946070
I work there and yes

>>21946149
Thanks, will buy! I have shares of GDX and GDXJ aleady.

>>21946170
lmao im waiting on it to drop to 15 before stocking up on january calls in anticipation for the usps deal

>Why is TSLA so high?
Real money is in autonomous trucking. Reducing the cost to deliver goods across the world by 50% and increasing the speed and frequency of delivery around the clock would be an unbelievable revolution in transport. Our lives will literally be changed over night. Many goods only cost so much because thats how much it cost to transport them. Many household items could see 50% drops in prices from it. If TSLA is the first to market with this technology, they might become the most valuable company in the world.

>>21946170
>He doesn't know the decision was put off until after the election because the Postmaster General said they didn't want to make any decisions that could be considered political

>>21946149
*happooner event I meant
>>21946230
You gonna make it fren
Compare AUY with GOLD (Barrick gold) and look at how they move up and down
Literally TQQQ but with gold
Wait until the normies catch up on this shit

Anyone else holding RKT to their earnings release on September 2nd?

>>21946253
This was meant for you >>21946209

>>21946253
What's the inverse of AUY

I'm balls deep in gold at 187 on spdr gold trust how do I know I haven't been niggered out of my money

>>21946274
I'll probably buy a call option or two but that's it.

>>21945821
You know where they run the bulls, right?

>>21946299
I wish you the best bro. Here's hoping.

>>21946248
WKHS is apolitical. Literally tailwinds from all sides.

>>21946237
>what is volvo

>>21946338
Nobody buys Volvo shit, it's b list.

>>21946338
Literally who?

what happens here

>>21946274
I'm waiting until it dips a little lower, then I will

>>21946292
sell it and withdraw your paper from the brokerage

i mean seriously what other answer do you want, you're obviously not gonna redeem it directly for gold because if you had enough shares for that you wouldn't be on a manchurian textile manufacturing forum

>>21946338
You mean the Chinese company Geely Automobile?

>>21946237
They don't even run trains autonomously, and they actually have all the systems to do it in place. Engineers literally watch the autopilot, and conductors just mark signals down. There's a lot of caveats to deal with insofar as public interfacing safety is concerned that will warrant extensive testing in the realm of trucking. Moreover, inclement conditions will be inordinately difficult to teach to a machine, no matter how fast it can adapt to the conditions, people have precognition when it comes to hazards to some extent.

Stock market and commodities dump soon?
Looking a little like we might experience that soon, could be a real correction.

>>21946368
Are you thinking this will happen before the 2nd?

>buy the dip
But I don't keep liquid cash in my account most of the time
>>21946405
Yes

>>21943208
>purple ID
>Midnight (G)RAPE
Baste

>>21946393

They don’t even mark signals down anymore. Line a switch every once in a while in a yard if you’re on a junk train or in and out a siding if the dispatcher can’t do it remotely and that’s it

what happens here

SHRMF

Guys what's the prognosis?

>>21946393
You can have people monitor trucks remotely if needed. The entire point of self driving cars is they can run without a human onboard. I'm tired of idiots being against technology that would revolutionize our lives. Just fucking shit up and watch CNN or FOX.

>>21946464
Why bother asking about things that will never happen?

>>21946464
That won't happen. One side will fraud their way to victory.

>>21946464

They climb in one of those fruity mma cage deals and fight it out

Threadly reminder to buy the dip caused by boomers selling near the election because they think who wins fucking matters in the slightest for the markets.

>>21946464
trial by combat, trump wins by default when biden says he won't fight because he's afraid of catching the covid.

>>21946393
You can have people monitor trucks remotely if needed. The entire point of self driving cars is they can run without a human onboard. I'm tired of idiots being against technology that would revolutionize our lives. Just fucking shut up and watch CNN or FOX or whatever.

>>21943208
>be me
>buy deep in the money SLV calls a few days ago knowing JPowell would restart the printer
>make out with 600% percent gains
>cash out
>don't buy actual physical PMs with money
>buy TSLA calls instead

How mad are you metal bugs?

Is PNC bank fine for trading?

>>21946495
Joe Biden already came out months ago and told all the billionaires that nothing will change under his presidency and their wallets are safe.

>>21946464
Puerto Rico gets a vote

>>21946507
Tech and metals are literally bros4life right now since they are things to hold instead of icky poopoo peepee USD

>>21946393
>They don't even run trains autonomously,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automated_train_systems

AI isn't excluded from becoming extremely good at driving in inclement weather conditions.

>>21946509

Supposedly they’re pretty shady but buffet has a huge stake in them wouldn’t be a bad idea to follow him in if you’re looking to start a bank position

>>21946486
>Jared, what's the scouter say about his Fraud Level
>it's... EXACTLY THE SAME AS OURS!!

>>21946522

Those are all passenger trains in cucked big cities and black brown n yellow countries

>>21946506
Also consider the fact that there a powerful politicians already discussing the realistic possiblity of UBI. Tech is not a bubble, it's the future.

>>21946510
So? Presidents don't pass tax laws. Both boomers with dementia are pro printing, they just argue about it being for the social welfare state or corporate welfare state.
If Volcker came back from the dead and was looking like he was running for president and could win then you run into the deepest bunker you can find.

>>21946522
I grew up with Skytrain and never understood why most other trains had conductors still

>>21946522
What retards don't realize is that AI just has to better at driving than HUMAN DRIVERS. Thats a pretty low fucking bar.

Tomorrow I'm going to view life as a pure capitalist and money and value will be my only intentions in life. I hope I make it... All I want is nice things and to be able to leave the country if I need too...

God bless you all were all going to make it...idk what I'm doing it but I'm going to try

People would probably get run over more often with ai cars honestly

>>21946561

A conductor is needed on a freight train because every once in a while you do work in route or the engineer breaks the train.

>>21946551
The point being, the type of politicians the DNC want to run for president are corporate Democrats. There will be no socialist revolution. Both parties are pro business. That's all you need to know.

NAIL bros hold me

>>21946608
Just use reliable grade separated electric trains

>>21946614
Goddamn the margin requirements for NAIL are higher than TSLA. That's telling...

>>21946549
See the part about Rio Tinto Mining Company in Australia, they run 1,700 km worth of automated railways.

Automating railways is simple to do, they're just slow to adopt it because paying one engineer is nothing compared to the millions of dollars worth of goods that a train can move.

>>21946461
Windowlickers.

>>21946475
>fuck shit up
>eliminate several million jobs

>>21946522
I don't think you're grasping my point, they have literally every means to do it, but they haven't. That should key you in on something considering how margin hungry railroads are. They can't even get one-man crews instated. Swinging into an industry like trucking would presumably be even more difficult despite their lack of unionization. Same shit with airplanes as well, they can more or less run untouched and yet here we are.

OH NONONONO

>>21946608
This photo is illegal in so many ways.

>>21946649
zoom out, also dollar down stocks up is good

>>21946666
Based digits we're all gonna make it.

>>21946614
I went ITB instead. Considered NAIL, but got spooked.

>>21946666
It’s not “good”, it’s just relative you mong

>>21946679
well if I start seeing a huge dollar spike overnight and futures limit down I'm selling everything because it's GFC3

so by virtue of that not happening, stocks up dollar down is good

>>21946646
>NO YOU CANT MAKE THE COTTON GIN THEN WHAT DO I DO WITH MY SLAVES?
>NO YOU CANT MAKE AUTOMOBILES WHAT ABOUT MY HORSE CARRIAGES?
>NO YOU CANT MAKE REFRIGERATORS WHAT ABOUT MY ICE BLOCKS?
>NO YOU CANT MAKE TRACTORS WHAT ABOUT MY ILLEGAL FOREIGN WORKERS?
>NO YOU CANT USE TELEPHONES WHAT ABOUT MY MORSE CODE?
>NO YOU CANT USE PRINTERS WHAT ABOUT MY GUTENBERG PRESS?
>NO YOU CANT USE COMPUTERS WHAT ABOUT MY TYPEWRITERS?
Fuck off retard.

>>21946699

SCIENCE IS SOOO COOL I JUST LOVE IT

>>21946726
Yes.

>>21946726
>>21946699
>the duality of man

>>21946646
No, what I'm saying is that there are trains that literally don't have anyone even watching them, they are fully autonomous. The other companies have the ability to switch as well but they are willing to pay for someone to look after the train for liability reasons and the cost isn't all that great. Their labor cost is nothing compared to trucking where it can be as high as 50% of the operational costs, which is why there will be much more pressure to automate trucking.

>>21946767

If you think the money the company saves on shipping is going to trickle down to the common man saving money in the store you’re a gullible jackass with your head up in mars already. Those kikes will jack up the prices further and tell you “well we had to pay to roll out the self driving trucks the network doesn’t pay for itself”

>>21946699
You're bad at critical thinking.

I'll give you the gin, I suppose. Automobiles were a desirable improvement, and actually produced jobs while eliminating the huge public burden of shit strewn in every avenue. Ice blocks were inefficient, and I'd estimate there was a gross increase in jobs due to the numerous components and engineering required by refrigeration while jointly decreasing spoilage, especially once refrigerated transport became viable which ostensibly reduces demand and thus acts in a beneficial deflationary manner insofar as food commodities are concerned. Tractors follow both the refrigeration and automobile model, which has also produced jobs internationally, directly and in support industries like mechanics and custom installations. Telephones produced jobs, they had people manually switching lines, installing poles and line, maintaining all of it, and building phones while jointly implementing a highly desirable means of communication. Printers increased the volume, and anybody in the publishing industry could readily adopt them, having said that, woodcuts are still employed in an artisanal fashion. Computers aren't comparable to typewriters. The closest comparison would be word processors, which drastically improved upon the typewriter by allowing virtual drafting in lieu of hardcopy drafts.

Retard.

>>21946859
read this with a nasally text to speech sounding zoomer nerd voice and laughed

>ABE RESIGNED
>NDX FUTURES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21946845
I don't care about the coooooonsumer, I'm able to make money through investing in autonomous driving companies and get a share of the profits. However, shipping and delivery costs will eventually be lower for consumers because the industry will still be competitive and companies moving the goods will have no real moat to sustain really high margins from not having to pay a driver.

>CLSK down another 10%
It's over, bros, we're on suicide watch

>>21946859
>You're bad at critical thinking.
>wall of text that proves my point
>but self driving cars bad
>retard
How can people be this stupid? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

You fags are going to science your way right out of the gene pool. It’ll be great for what 5-10 years tops? Taking in your UBI incel tendie bucks and then when it’s more convenient to just cull the useless goy cattle you’ll be gone. Won’t even be a person doing you in either it’ll be the fucking robot you scifi rpg playing cucks jerked off to so hard and advocated for. Musk isn’t taking you bunch of niggers to Mars with them.

>>21946965
It's the /smg/ shill curse. Anytime I see a shill of whatever meme company get too cocky, I know it's going to crash.

BLNK
tomorrow
thank me later

today is going to be a fucking blood bath

>>21947020
why

>>21946997
I knew it would go down until the next big news, but I didnt think the $7 meme was real. Fuck., I am financially ruined.

>>21946994
This is the next generations problem. I'm going to sacrifice zoomers futures for quick cash now. The boomers did the same to us, get over it.

>>21943208
That stuff is rape on your teeth can confirm

>>21946974
You're talking about eliminating a huge swath of well paying jobs to the decrement of the financial wellbeing of people around the world without benefit. As >>21946845 said, the corporate modalities employed today won't introduce any benefit to anybody but the C-suite at the institutions that employ the technology. It's regressive all around insofar as the economy is concerned. This as opposed to countless innovations which have created economies around them, automation is the inverse, which has been seen in numerous other industries where it has been implemented.

>>21946962
Or they start colluding like ISPs and keep prices jacked up while pumping money into the C-suite's pockets.

>NKY
this is it, isn't it?

>>21947056
CA EV deal
Huge short covering (9 million tomorrow)

>>>/fit/57158970

>>21947028
>>21947056

>>21947128
>against automation
You are literal fucking scum. You are the worst kind of person. You are literal trash. You are the cause of evil in this world. You are the source of societies degeneration. You are at the heart of malice that destroys creation. You sacrifice our future for regression and chaos. You want to doom us to annihilation over scraps of meat. You usher oblivion on our heads for a piece of silver. You betray the light of innovation. I do not have the words to truly describe what an intolerable, ignorant, pathetic, vile subhuman fucking piece of shit you are.

>>21947141
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21946994
Why does it bother you so much? You can't stop technological progress and delaying it just extends a state where most people are unhappy and their lives are already very artificial. Even if you nuke most of the planet, civilization would reform and get back to a similar state within a few thousand years.

The end goal of all this is to either be able to alter your brain chemistry so that you're fulfilled and happy or you can get sent into a simulation of your choice. Both states are better than living as a caveman and dying young from an infection after some nigger threw a stick at you. The idea that rich people are going to wipe out most of the population is a meme, they already know how to get birth rates down to below replacement and we are quickly reaching the point of resource abundance.

I started trading options Friday on Robin Hood
Posted my OSTK 93 Put with 22,000% return the other day.
Today I sold my UVXY 21 and 22 calls for almost an 8,000% return that I bought yesterday.
Opened a NIO 15 put right before close today. NIO dropped about 10% after hours, but it doesn't show any increase in my put price yet. Is there any way to check my after hours options prices?
Started with 100 and already way above 10k form first 2 trades. No idea what I am doing but I am batting 3 for 3 and am curious if my nio puts will put me at 100k and I think that will be enough for me.

>>21946096
It's going keep pumping, going parabolic in early December, and crashing massively mid-December, starting Great Depression 2.0.

>>21947227
That person just has a pilonidal cyst. You can get them removed but they usually take out a huge chuck of flesh and you're butt hurt for weeks.

>Shinzo Abe to resign

>>21947141
>>21947268

>>21947250
Aw poor baby. I don't give a shit one way or the other. I outlined the fact that it'll destroy jobs and it most probably won't benefit anybody by the highest echelon of society, which neither of us are a part of. The latter part can be evidenced by the comparison of income of workers against the income of C-suite execs and prices of practically all goods escalating beyond inflation since '71.

Take your shitty TSLA gains and your rationalizations to the shitty hell you're constructing as the common man is denigrated back to the position of lowly serf.

>>21947315
>due to his health

>>21947279
>Is there any way to check my after hours options prices?
Unlike stocks, options are only traded during market hours.
>No idea what I am doing but I am batting 3 for 3 and am curious if my nio puts will put me at 100k and I think that will be enough for me.
Typical options experience, you get overconfident than get absolutely burned at some point.

>>21947308
this is something you can only get when you're a fat, disgusting, hairy unwashed hambeast right

Bros, anyone know what month the 1oz Britannia gold bars get released every year? I'm craving one hard but they are all sold out.

>THERE IS ALWAYS A RUNUP UP TO EARNINGS, ANON
>EVERYONE DUMPS BEFORE EARNINGS, ANON
>IT ALWAYS DIPS TO HELL AFTER EARNINGS, ANON
>YOU'RE RETARDED, ANON

>>21947385
I had to get my cousin an Ulta gift card for Christmas a few years ago. I was literally in line for over an hour. Fuck Ulta.

>>21946237
And then all of the millions of truckers with no real trade skills are unemployed

>>21947385
https://www.tradingview.com/

>>21947407
what are you showing me?

>>21946274
I've been holding since $20, seems like a great long term stock.

*pop*

>>21947414
How to avoid looking like a retard.

>>21947439
What? Because I posted a chart from google along with earnings news, not some fancy pansy pro(tm) chart?

>>21947279
Cash out.

>>21947333
that's why I am out after this NIO drop. I have never had this luck.
My normie friend was bragging to me about how much money he made on overstocks pump so the put buy was obvious bought 93 because at the time the stock was 120 at it was the first put option that was 0.01 cent though I ended up having to pay 0.05 cents for them. Sold them at 4 per put because they're going to probably expire worthless tomorrow. Yesterday, was too good of a day to be true so I rotated into a UVXY calls. On days like yesterday that are too good to be true or after a huge run like 8 green days in a row I normally buy UVXY shares and hold them for at most 2 more days. Did calls instead and fuck is it way better. Then I bought 15 NIO puts for 9-11 at close cause it was pumped today and trending on stocktwits. If it's up 1,000% I'll have made it.

>>21947459
>not some fancy pansy pro(tm) chart?
you have no idea how retarded you sound

>>21947466
>inversing absolute idiots
Good man. Whatever you do, don't try doing that to the absolute idiots of TSLA.

>>21947427
BUY THE FUCKING DIP

>>21947459
ngmi

>>21947497
You still haven't explained how I sound "retarded"
Get fucked, retard

>>21947342
They apparently develop because of ingrown hairs, being fat, disgusting, and sitting on your ass all day just exacerbates them and then people realize they have one because of the pain. Some of them don't require being popped or surgery because they have a hole to the outside of the body that drains them. The downside is that you're expelling pus and basically have a tiny second asshole.

>>21947427
This happened in 2017, you fool. Teslas are pretty secure because they have a bug bounty program that pays up to 150k if you can hack into one.

>>21947519
Tight clothing also doesn't help. Hardcore bicyclists can get them.

>>21947519
god what is it with americans and being unable to wash their asses

please can we get this thread back on track to ooooohhhing and aaaaaaahing over small futures moves please?

Shit is MOONING holy fuck. FUTURES GREEN.

Convince me not to replace my iPad Air 3 with a 12.9 pro

>>21947575
Sitting to shit was a mistake. We all know it's wrong. Science has proven multiple times it's wrong to sit.

Yet we still sit. For the nonsensical reason we got used to it. It causes a host of anal problems in modern humans.

Sitting is bad
Sitting to poop is unhealthy and fucks up your ass.

>>21947603
Because a Samsung Galaxy Tab S5e is a straight upgrade if you aren't literally addicted to a stylus

Wtf it took me hours to realize this isn't /pmg/ fuck this OP

>>21947459
Don't listen to these autistic retards, Google is fine for checking the price.

>>21947615
if we swapped back to squatting to poop like "third worlders"

time to shit decreases
its more hygenic less clean up required
its easier on the ass and less problems caused by decades of shitting wrong

This is all 10000000% proven over and over by scientific study and yet we sit to shit.

Use this an example to realize 99.999% of things we do in society or as humans are wrong.

>>21947497
he sounds absolutely based, foregoing all charts fancier than investing.com or google cuts away noise

>>21947497
>>21947518
Christ, can you guys say any other word other than retarded? Guess how I know you're american.

>>21947064
goddamn i hate that we are so selfish. this is how rome falls.

>>21947516
Nice "your level" there, retard

>>21947652
Fuck off, retard

>>21947639
aka an obvious action we all take everyday is largely done wrong.

Every scientific study without a doubt proves it is done wrong.

Tomorrow everyone will still shit sitting down.

That is the gist of society. Once you understand this idea and synthesize to every perception of the world you will get it

>>21947652 (You)

>>21947630
I am though since I draw a fuck lot

>>21947635
lmao

>>21947658
Send me a thumbs up plz.

>>21947250
Fucking this.

>>21947658
>becky fund
THEY STOLE THE THOT INDEX

The people you are trading against. Largely shit in an inefficient unhealthy way. They will not change this behavior. This behavior is 100% proven to be unhealthy and worse in every way. It leaves more of a mess. It takes longer. It hurts your ass and causes health complications over time.

Tomorrow. All wall street traders will probably sit to shit.

It's like playing a game against people who don't understand germs. If they can't even correct the simplest behavior to a more optimal way. How in the world can they beat you at stock market after you have optimizing 100000000x levels above them in thought?

>>21947658
Die a cancerous death you fat cunt :)

Fucking kikes

>>21947315
That's a bummer. I like Abe.

>>21947716
Squating on a normal American style shitter is unsafe, and replacing a toilet costs hundreds of dollars, thousands for a nice smart toilet.

>>21947731
Welcome to PDX, retard

So look at this

You have been conditioned to shit in an obvious bad way. This is normal and you will be praised for sitting to shit. You will feel conformal need to not fix this bad way to shit with every downside obviously associated with it and zero upside.

In this way you might ask. What if everything almost was this same way? What if you just found a different way, slightly different way after self-reflection to do something else a bit different? What if it was your thought patterns?

Again. All these hedge funds. The brilliant traders. Probably all sit to shit still.

Is there no other low-hanging fruit? Is it all gone? What do you think?

>the SLV shill stole yukari bro’s image and baked an /smg/ thread
Why is this nigger allowed on this site?

>>21947794
You're Russian psyops doesn't work on /biz/ we have mandatory IDs. Getouttahere Grevchenko.

>>21947776
Way more based than I expected from Paradox's public communication, I might buy another copy of Victoria II after reading that

fellow TQQQ friends, do you sell at the end of the day? isn't it risky to leave it sit there after hours?

>>21947796
He baked before I did or we would have had floodchan again

>>21946649
I don't care until it breaks below the red line.

>>21947854
TQQQ is a long hold in a bull market. If we start violently sawtoothing or drop 10% while the dollar goes up, dump it.

>>21947860
He is a cancer to /pmg/ and I want his Pajeet ass off this fucking board

>>21947815
He makes a strong argument for squat shitting, it is technically healthier and we mostly continue euroshitting out of cultural inertia

Bidets are another neat bathroom thing we don't do here.

>>21946649
>>21947877
Also in play is the bottom side of bullish channel USDEUR has occupied since 08. If it breaks I'll be back in to shinies pronto!

>>21947885
>while the dollar goes up
see /biz/ uses dollar index to gauge this but dollar index means nothing as all fiat could strengthen or lose value together

look at interest rates, if you think interest rates will rise, drop TQQQ like it's radioactive.

>>21947709
At least they haven't stolen the pet and animal fund we used to talk about
>>21947315
W..what's gonna happen with Abenomics :o

Hahaha I fucking told you about xiaomi but you didnt listen
>muh chink stocks

Im so fucking green right now

>>21947930
What do you think CAD will do if USD eats shit? Back to par, or will CAD ride USD down like the whore she is?

>>21947934
I use the broad trade weighted dollar. And why would interest rates rise? I'd rather be on -0.5% than 0.5% a year from now.

>>21947748
Yep. Investing.com won't let you even sign up for an account without giving them your phone number.
>it's for account security, citizen
Yeah no. Go fuck yourselves.

i hope u bought the dip earlier today when VIX was 26 for a brief 30 minutes. we're crabbing 12000 on nasdaq at the very least from now on.

>>21947977
*bet on a

>>21947977
That's a mystery. I'm surprised how well the CAD has performed against USD in recent months. Leafland has some serious problems of its own thanks to spendy mccorruptionpants out there in Ottawa and now corona chan. Nevertheless, it's bullish against USD for the time being.

Rural retard anon here, im trying to cook porkchops with seasoning how does it look?

>>21948141
Waayyyy too much grease

>>21948161
I wanted to “fry” them so put extra oil, its not going into the plate

>>21948141
Looks like a hungry man dinner

>>21948168
Does hungryman have fresh cooked pork steaks in peanut oil

>>21948175
Yes

europe red
gold up
yikes

>>21948167
In future only use enough oil to put a thin even shine on the base of the pan. Thin coating. Not puddle of oil. You're not deep fat frying here.

When will housing prices start to fall?

>>21948141
Man, you need to start rationing your food. It doesn't look healthy at all and you are probably very sad right now

>>21948141
Also your skillet in the background there is crying out for attention. Please clean it and season it. Cast iron chan will serve you loyally for a lifetime if you take care of her.

>>21948167
You don't add more oil. You add more butter (or whatever substitute) instead, ideally with the seasonings you want.

plant based food is unironically the next big "green new deal" frontier after renewable energy

>>21948246
apparently never

I'm going to make like $1250 on slack tommorow but I'll also lose like $1k on RKT

>>21948141
Did you even clean the pan from last night?

>>21948309
If Impossible Foods ever gets an IPO, go all in on that and short the SHIT out of BYND

>>21948309
>>21948336
I TOLD you bros about FMCI last week and nobody even gave me a (you).

>>21948141
You should deglaze whatever is in the pan with some flour and stock to make a gravy, this is when you should top it with the sauce. that is never sauce the meat before you cook it ( unless it's a stew or slow cooked stuff like pulled pork). Meat going into a pan should only have salt, pepper, your favorite spice, and one oil whether that be the fat on the meat or butter/a cooking oil

>>21947128
A harvester is automation.

>>21948141
Deglaze your pan with some white wine! It looks like you have 2 much oil like they said, splash some heavy cream and add some black pepper to make pseudo peppercorn sauce
>>21948311
Hopefully never :<

>>21948378
>deflaze pan with flour and stock
If you like a lumpy shitty gravy
Jesus there is some shitty cooks in here.

>>21948246
Why would they fall?

>>21948408
Corn starch is the way to go.

what's our friday plays fellas?

>>21948396
to expand:
automating the job of probably hundreds of thousands in the past (harvesting): ok
automating the job of a few thousand people through self-driving harvesters: omg the world is ending

/ck/ please go.

>>21948311
>>21948432
The only reason it hasnt crashed yet is because evictions are illegal right now.

>>21948449
>thats a man

>>21948408
The key is bread flour and completely cooking the rue before adding the stock. Also if you have flour clumps in your gravy that is technique mishap and not because of the ingredients. Corn starch and potato flour are good alternatives

>>21948449
Back into WKHS

>>21948472
If you think ck even talks about cooking on this level you are mistaken

>>21948486
>he doesn’t know

>>21948449
Pic related. Going all in

>>21948487
Noice

My thesis: this anon is wrong about how to actually make gravy, likely due to what his parents or some figure imparted to him. Technique and understanding the underlying chemistry is more important than word of mouth. Slack (work) is mooning next week but it's too late to buy calls , RKT will crab and maybe hit $30 but cash out as soon you see green

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc7news.com/amp/foster-farms-livingston-covid-19-central-valley-factory-outbreak-merced-county/6392736/

How do i profit from this?

>european markets deep in the red

Things look really bad. I am pulling out I think by next week. The last time Abe resigned was in 2007 right before the last global financial crisis... also “for health reasons” — something smells off

POOOOOOMP EEEETT

Wtf this isn’t /pmg, fuck you guys and your clown college bubble investing.

>hurrdurr buy Tesla

>>21948584
>implying magic rocks aren't just as speculative and devoid of actual value as Tesla

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Futures doing a Bartholomew maneuver.

>>21948449
I'd suck her penis

>>21943208
God Damnit OP, got fooled by that pic, couldn’t find /smg/ and was wondering since when there are two /pmg/s

Anyway, if everything is red today, and I mean everything. Gold, stocks, so where the fuck does the cash flow? They can’t withdraw money from investments if the inflation will be increased, you NEED TO invest. But it doesnt seem like there is an asset that gets pumped with money now. Will Real Estate skyrocket for the next 5 years? Is gold manipulated that heavily that the spot price means nothing? I don’t even fucking know anymore what are the big players doing with their Fiat. It has to go somewhere, why not Tech Stocks as usual? At least it’s pandemic-resistant and future-proof.

>>21948400
Does some retard living in a shed seem like the type of person who would have white wine on hand?

Will pigs get slaughtered in the coming weeks?

>>21948896
Hopefully. Baruch hashem, brother.

>>21948902
Oy vey

https://twitter.com/search?q=sims&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
BUY THE MOUSE
>BUY THE MOUSE
BUY THE MOUSE
>BUY THE MOUSE

>>21947279
i did the same thing earlier in april then lost all my money buying options on piece of shit oil stocks like xom

bought Stratec SE at -12%
these will be some easy money when the market realises that the company is not just covid tests

>Using a /pmg/ image to shill SLV
That's low.

>xpev pumping PM
i i didn't panic sell and it's pumping

what do you call this pattern?

Shinzo Abe just resigned!

SOXX or nasdaq etf?

>>21949332
good

>>21949332
How do we profit off Sengoku II?

KLANG KLANG KLANG

premarket open. These are green day premarket numbers. Looks fine so far.
https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket

Lol

>>21949355
>nooooo, it's too late to get in dell, anon
>you're retarded, anon

ALPP

Chart is bottomed. Big fomo multiplier here. Small float. 3 acquisitions coming. Growing and making good revs for the market cap, even through the pandemic.

>>21949355
>hp is boomer tech, anon

>>21949332
Gwim!
>>21949355
Good morning! Futures action looking strange, we bounced off the... thin volume o_O

>>21949403
i was thinking about getting dell because laptop sales are up 40%

>>21949403
Dude! Ur getting a Dell!

>>21948616
If it was the same I wouldn’t be making fun of you, retard

>futures

anybody else dumping the fuck out of TSLA on monday? should i wait till tuesday?

TSLA 2300 EOD

GOOG or GOOGL? Is there any significant difference?

>>21949695
GOOGL is A shares and you get voting rights

>>21949695
One is good and one is bad

>>21949658
On what is this huge growth based on? Is Tesla really such a good company or have easily impressed retards created a huge bubble?

Up 3500 for the first time since beginning to invest in April, lads.

>>21949750
Noice

>>21949750
Thought of switching to t212? Freetrade slaps on a gay hidden 0.45% forex charge on US stocks and other fees for UK stocks.

>>21949719
Retards are betting on future growth and MUH ELECTRIC CARS ARE THE FUTURE
Interestingly, that sentiment is not reflected by any major global mining company's capex in terms of meeting the demand that would be required for the future they're envisaging

>>21946237
>autonomous trucking.
I just had an idea for solving the protesters-blocking-the-street problem.

>>21946237
This is true, autonomous logistics has lots of potential but tesla doesn't give a fuck about trucking, thats why their autonomous driving is a meme
They want to create yet another jewish rent instead of owning service for cars with it plus they sell subpar "luxury" cars

>>21949851
have sex, incel

Anybody invested in Gallium Nitride at all?

>>21949713
i never understood the whole voting rights thing do i get stuff to vote on or something

>>21947747
Best Abe since Lincoln.

>>21949924
>(((((((Abe)))))))

>>21949895
“Common stock shareholders in a publicly-traded company have certain rights pertaining to their equity investment, and among the more important of these is the right to vote on certain corporate matters. Shareholders typically have the right to vote in elections for the board of directors and on proposed operational alterations such as shifts of corporate aims and goals or fundamental structural changes.

Shareholders also have the right to vote on matters that directly affect their stock ownership, such as the company doing a stock split or a proposed merger or acquisition. They may also have the right to vote on executive compensation packages and other administrative issues.” Source Investopedia ....check them out to learn more on it. You get one vote per share.

>>21949953
i did use investopedia but i never really understood the whole voting bit. i assume i would get like an email from my broker or google or something idfk

>>21949719
FOMO mostly, and retards. Tesla fanboys are pricing in tesla world domination on all sectors from medical equipment to insurance. "More than a car company bruh"

Another red day here in Europe, bros...

>>21947575
Sometimes it is hard to reach. So you just hope the shower gets it all. Before corona you could use gym pools to clean everything, but that's no longer an option.

>>21950015
the fed will never let the market crash 2 times in a year. they're gonna keep pumping cash

https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket
I miss premarket guy :(

>>21950036
Hopefully.
I fear they want to fuck over retailers

>>21950015
Europe is doomed for the next 10 years. Tourism was the best thing we had, and that suffered the most. At least USA has the natural resources and the means of production, we have shit, we provide services when no one wants to or can afford them.
UK is boned, no gold reserves, no resources, almost no production, imports 50% of all the food and our business focus are Pubs and Cafes.

We ARE in a bear market, guys. Everything besides strong tech stocks are red every day.

>>21950077
Only way forward for us is ESA and G E K O L O N I S E E R D

>>21950077
Yes but at german exchanges AAPL , BABA , TSM etc are all down this morning.

am i going to regret not getting AAPL and TSLA before the split since i spent my money today on TQQQ instead?

I’m literally going to kill myself today if this doesn’t run

>>21950066
It's the opposite. They want to print as much as they can to inflate debt and leverage that to buy positions. They don't want to fuck over retailers, they want to own the retailers.

>>21950100
buy STRATEC

>>21950139
why

>>21950015
The reason we're red is because Germany's Wageslave Insectoidality Index was worse than expected. FUCK Germany

If there's any fellow UK anons here using a S&S ISA holding TSM, we have to sell up:
https://helpcentre.trading212.com/hc/en-us/articles/360012425357/
Absolutely livid

>>21950126
You fucked up. Why would you think there was a market for this? You saw the spike and Fomo'd hard.

>>21949999
Checked. Nice quads.

You can vote in person at the company’s annual general meeting or other special meetings that are needed for voting purposes. Also you can vote by Proxy. Proxy forms will be sent to you either by email or by letter through the mail service provider.

>>21950191
I actually bought at open before the spike I had no idea it would crash so hard and close only 5% up when chink stocks and Tesla moon every day for no reason at all

>>21949579
>>21949658
>>21949794
TSLA and Apple will pump purely because of the splits.
Apple always pumps post split even in 20000 crash just diddnt as much

>>21950191
It was also huge news of online ordering and I expected it to close nicely. I sure did fuck up

>>21950230
Ah yes, the massive market of 25-30 yo hipster urban vegans living in Portland.

The fuck is gold doing?
Seems to be up premarket but tank at open lately.

I can't do options. Can I still get rich?

>>21950230
It doesn't do much for your calls, but if you already bought it, just hold it. Long term, it's not a bad buy because we're going to transition into fake meat at some point, but it's not going to be tomorrow.

>>21950283
My calls expire literally today


I’m fucked

>>21950276
Absolutely can get rich without options.

>>21950271
Ignore the market prices for precious metals, they've never been more heavily manipulated than in the last 6 months.

>>21950276
Buy Tesla and hold for 5 years.

If I buy 0.25 $aapl tomorrow it’ll turn into 1 share on Monday right

Retard here. If you buy this Nasdaq 100 option which expires late 2021 for 1500 dollars, and nasdaq goes from 12000 to 13000 by then, do you make a 100*1000=100k?

>>21944210
it even has electrolytes

>>21950332
Retard here. Ifyou buy this Nasdaq 100 option which expires late 2021 for 1500 dollars, and nasdaq goes from 12000 to 13000 by then, do you make a 100*1000=100k?

>>21950283
I don't think plant-based substitutes will ever be the majority of the market.
Farms have huge lobbying power, and we'll move to lab grown meat before farms give up.

>>21950332
Depends on delta which depends on the current strike which you didn't list

>>21950276
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/get-there/the-remarkable-life-and-lessons-of-ronald-read/2015/04/24/7c12a26a-e944-11e4-9a6a-c1ab95a0600b_story.html

A janitor amassed an 8 million dollar fortune just buying and holding stocks he knew.

Heck even just putting 15% of each paycheque in a total stock market index basically guarantees you will become rich eventually.

There are also ways to really make money just picking stocks. Some stocks in their heyday (Phillip Morris, Disney) achieved extended periods of 30% growth. Even a few years of that compounding builds real wealth. 10 years turns $5k into $60.

Leverage, Options, margin etc... just allow you to make money on assets you don't own using money you don't have. Powerful tools, but a lot of people just want a risk free and easy way to secure their future.

I can’t ever make money. All I do is lose with every fucking investment. Time to kms?

>>21950349
You need to check the Greeks and figure it out what’d it’d be and this will just be an estimate because you’re not going to know what the IV will be to calculate your Vega.

>>21950146
they supply instruments and systems for testing, not tests per se
the market is wrong for beating them because of the Abbott news

>>21950430
I'm very reluctant do go into biotech. Plus it's European and everything is going to shit here.

>>21950396
Admirable, but sad story desu. No point dying a millionaire.

>>21950412
Nah. Make low risk investments in only good companies from here on out. Then, watch the market and learn.

>>21950412
Get a source of income
Buy index ETFs
???
Profit

>>21950455
it's okay, i will just add moar...but first I have to take my mom's debit card and deposit more funds in my trading212

>>21950412
Watch out for biotech pennystock IPOs. They always go up 40-60%

>>21950396
>eventually
Bitch you don't have time for "eventually" unless you're a highlander.

>>21950396
You should copy and paste this to every newfag retard that comes into these threads, but they still probably wouldn't listen and proceed to waste their money gambling on meme pump and dumps.

>>21943208
do stop losses work pre-market?

>>21950566
It makes people think of scrooge.
>I'm 80 and a millionaire, now what? Get an article written about me that will get passed around some shrimp farming forum?

>>21950481
I lost all my saved money this year trying to do options and buying shares. Next year the market will probably not be bullish right? Things can’t just keep going up forever.... I just hate myself for not choosing the obvious winners like Tesla, I had no idea at all that it would be this fucking high

>dell is up 4% in the premarket
g-d I hate this place

>>21950126
when did you buy these? last minute? this is literally how i lost all my money in May. stop buying options the day before they expire just cause theyre cheap. if you bought it a while back, stop being retarded and holding them for so long

>>21950615
No stop losses do not work pre-market or After Hours. If you place them during extended hours the order will queue for market open

>>21950630
Options aren't an investment you fuck. You gambled and lost your money.

>>21950615
Silly Goyim

>>21950630
If you seriously lost your savings, then stay away from options permanently.
Tesla is NOT an obvious winner.
Focus on increasing your income (education, extra hours, side job), and slowly building a portfolio of index funds (VOO, for example) at a few hundred a month.

>>21950667
wait wut. so if the price crash after/before it won't trigger?

>>21950727
never used it before but thinking I should after taking a hit

>>21950744
It will trigger at market open, and will sell at whatever price the market be will give you.
Might be exactly the price you want to sell at, or much lower.

>>21950801
fuck

Tesla is reminding me of the Hydrogen craze in the early 2000's, anyone else?

>>21950271
Burgers for some reason still think the dollar has value, rest of the world knows

>>21950120
Just go TQQQ for now and pick up some Tesla and Apple after the split.
t. guy who missed the Tesla pump and has a few Apple who has to constantly restrain himself from FOMOing his money away.

>>21950879
only one of those companies had a billionaire pop culture icon

>>21950994
lol

What happened to Goga Gola in August last year? Since then they are basically on a downtrend. Wut hapun?

I have £500 to put into the market. Do I buy more apple or buy something like TSM/AMD/MSFT. I’m longing all my stocks. At the moment I’m thinking of increasing my stake in Apple.

>>21951113
Poor earnings maybe? Less than target a few quarters in a row, even two can cut the legs from under a position's value.
t. ACB bag holder

shorting gold is comfy

If you don't jack off to ugly bastard you are never going to make it

What are you savvy businessmen’s thoughts on WMT and MSFT going in together to buy TikToc?

>>21949851
Would tesla be in trouble if that happened? It sounds like a cool idea