/biz/ - Business & Finance

>racemixing house

>>21943419
Muy basaso

This.

>>21943392

>>21943434
Why even wait til you get rich to live out of a van

>>21943456
Fuck off Elon

>>21943392
That is the single most disgusting piece of architecture I've seen in recent times. Jfc anon.

>>21943392
A New York apartment to seduce Khazar Milker women.

>>21943507
How so

40 acres in a warm climate with few natural disasters so i can grow enough food to sustain myself and family plus enough to sell and provide fresh goods to my community

also ideally another property in a city somewhere: maybe a restaurant or venue of some type along with a place for me and my family to stay when we visit the city

>>21943434
fuck yes this guy gets it. pic related is my dream abode.

>>21943392
im not spending a small fortune on a house...so close to normies and other houses...that when i fucking look out my window, i can make eye contact with fucking strangers
what
the
fuck

>>21943515
Spooky.

>>21943392
I’m happy in my suburbs of NYC sort of condo with a little yard I have now. I’d just want to soundproof it to death.

Whichever city has the most winks with low standards.

>>21943782
*twinks

>>21943620
where is such a warm and fertile place?
all the wide open spaces are frigid.

>>21943662
That looks comfy until that river gets 2ft deeper and washes away your house and tools, and ruins your generator and internet satellite. No more shit posting for you anon.

>>21943392
im just going to live at the bellagio

>>21943392

This, on 40+ acres with the home right in the middle. Nobody would even know where to start looking

Y'all niggas jelly?

>>21943392
>house

That's a shack.

This house

>>21943392

>>21943852
Based modern monk
>>21943872
Based and tedpilled
>>21943899
Barbie’s AvPD Dream House

>>21943971
Is that...is that pedophile island?

>>21943971

You want to live in Far Cry 8?

>>21944002
Clinton and Trump would feel right at home.

I don't know yet
whatever Quinlan Terry do for me will be fine

>>21943515
is it a visualization or existing building?

>>21943976
This is peak comfy. Where is this? Northeast coast of the US?

>>21944257
Cape Cod. Best location in the US imo.

>>21944590
Based mongol poster

>>21943899
that really frightens me. I mean, one weird noise at night and suddenly all comfort is eliminated and you're very aware of your isolation. it would be amazing until suddenly it wasn't.

>>21943392

>>21943824
That's fair. Guess I'll just have to build uphill or on top of some raised platform then push it all back a couple hundred feet from the river. Could also build some kind of hydroelectric mote too to utilize runoff.
>>21944590
based and yert pilled

>>21944775
I actually really like this good taste Anon

>>21944720
Own many guns. Place certain traps around your property. No trespassing or you get shot signs everywhere. Security cameras with thermal. Stadium lighting in a 100ft radius around the house.
But most importantly.
Just don't be a bitch

>>21943392

>>21943419
>them oh so fluffy towels

>>21943392
are those the slave quarters?

>>21944837
>Just don't be a bitch
words to live by

>>21943456
is this from something? looks like a pretty based video game, tb QUITE h

>>21943899
what i always wondered about these type of houses is how the fuck they get trucks in there to deliver the trusses, the cement for the foundation, heavy equipment to dig wells, etc

>>21943976
houses/property that big require hiring daily help

>>21944720
That's what weapons are for bro. I'd be more worried about bushfires tbqh

>>21944775
maintenance for that would be such a pain in the dick youd have to hire the best mexican gardener

>>21945484
DR;NS

>>21943899
I would love a house like this somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, next to a lake. Doesn't have to be too isolated

>>21943976
Very nice. The only thing I would change are those balconies that have the stone support, the stone doesn't fit, would rather have the whole siding be the shingles above the first floor.

>>21943808
Fuck off we're full

>>21945358
Concept art from SpaceX I believe, for a possible city of Mars

>>21943899
That's the dream, except I would want it to be on the edge of a little meadow so I could have solar panels and graze goats.

I found my perfect house the other day. 2 beds, 1.5 baths, a little bit of land but the grass looked easy to cut, not very far from other houses, but not smack up against. Had a shed in the back, an integral garage, a nice little finished basement with a family room. Only 118k in a good area. Only negatives are bad carpet and paint. Nothing looks that big of a problem from the pictures. But it is like 30k cheaper than other houses. But it has a pool!

But someone already put money down. Fuck.

>>21946583
Kek they photoshopped that sky in. Same cloud pattern in both photos

>>21946583
It still hurts

>>21943392

>>21946583
Nevada?

>>21943852
Based Diogenes poster
>>21943976
like anon said, too much maintenance
>>21944775
damn, thats so fuckin cool, but a lot of maintenance
>>21946702
sweet, man. I hope you get there

>>21943392
A nice manageable loft win Portland Oregon that I can watch the riots from.

>>21946980
what happens when peaceful protestors burn it down?

>>21943899
Who do you think will be looking for you and why?

>>21943620
this guy gets it. I would just add a RV to the equation. So you can travel.

>>21944878
Based

>>21944590
based

>>21943620
Yes good, the city for me is a riverfront warehouse with a water garage.

>>21943540
nice desu you just need a subzero fridge
also that art isnt abstract or morbid enough

>>21946671
Idk, maybe the clouds we’re moving in that direction. Why waste all that time to photoshop in a sky??

>>21943392

>>21943392
i don't have a picture but basically I want to buy a decent sized house and a smaller house and spend my free time after I made it repeating and making the bigger house as comfy as possible while living in the smaller one. i also want a warehouse for working on other hobbies like repeating cars and random garbage I find on ebay to flip them after which is how I make a lil money atm

>>21943392
i have no intentions of getting a lambo or a fancy house, i just want a comfy cabin in the woods bros

>>21946681
Carpet should be changed when you move into a new home anyways and painting a home that size can be done over a week for less the $1000.

>>21946980
I collect insurance money move to a mcmansion in the suburbs.

>>21944054
Well, the Clintons would, anyway. Trump never went there.

>>21947295
I hope you make it bro, having attainable goals is always smart.

>>21947229
based

Buy a $3million in Shibuya.
Bang Japanese bitches until my dick falls off.
Vist America to give my bruised dick a vacation and remind me why Japanese sluts are better.

>>21947007
It's not an idle concern. They burned down my niece's apartment building in Portland a few years ago.

Stealth wealth

>>21946671
ayy lmao

>>21946862

you could sit at your big window and watch birds bash their brains out all day for entertainment.

>>21947421
that's what $3 mil buys in Shibuya? wtf

>>21946861
Like an hour or two East of Pittsburgh.

>>21947766
Japan is the size of California with 3 times the population of California, $3million isn't a bad price. The house is big 3,476 square feet. Shibuya is a cool/fun yet laidback part of Tokyo.

>>21946862
Cameron Frye, is that you?

>>21943392
Should I get a single family home or a high rise condo, /biz/? On the one hand I could have a valet, city life, and amenities, whereas the other hand I have my own backyard, neighbors who actually want to interact, and solitude.

>>21946980
Open shelving like that looks very modern and minimalist but imagine the dust. Your clean dishes wouldn't stay that way.

>>21948198
Condos require condo and HOA fees that sometimes cost as much as renting. It sucks because I like urban condos but don't want a big recurring expense on something I presumably already own.

>>21947007
Part and parcel

>>21947608
right?

>>21945457
Money

Oooyyyyy!!!!! Fruperto Longaniza!!!! Come, we get coconut and make Lots of money!!! You get sweet brown puss, too, eh??

>>21949117
"Ex Machina" is set in a house which looks REALLY similar to that

>>21949117
Oh nevermind, it actually is that place lol.

>>21943456
this looks like a closeup of a disease. earth has infected mars.

>>21944775
Enjoy having a fucking zooful of insects and critters in your house lol

the house in which i grew up. only place i feel at home. based in high wycombe, my parents bought it in the 80's for 80 grand, and it last sold in 2019 for 5.4 million. feelsbadman.

>>21947421
Are underage or low IQ? It's people like you who end up roping after making it because what you dream of won't bring you any happiness

>>21943662
kek, yeah i also want to go shit in the woods and have no 20th century luxury items. enjoy cholera.

>>21949968
You on the other hand sound/write like a person who is well adjusted and totally has his shit together