/biz/ - Business & Finance

i can't remember why i'm holding this meme penny stock, so i'm selling it for break even.

it will undoubtedly quadruple in a few weeks, now.

What happens to TQQQ and FNGU after the Apple and Tesla splits? Should I hold through the weekend or sell tomorrow at close?

Even if I had bought SPY at the Feb 19 precipice, I still would've been up today. Sub-200, MY ASS. Falling for the Bobo FUD was a YUUUUUGE mistake.

>>21935974
*ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyone else feel worse losing $50 than they do $2k?

>no matter what i do, no matter how much i make, i will never be as beloved as this fucking nerd

I want to kill myself

are robinhoodlums even going to be able to afford TSLA after the split?

>>21936050
i cant kek

>>21936043
You have a gambling addiction

>bought XPEV at 24
>now it's under 22
FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS

>sold half my stack yesterday
>gap up today
such is life

can someone give me a quick rundown on Jeromes speech today?

GIVE ME 500 GODDAMMIT REEE REEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>21936123
>buying IPOs at open
retard

>>21936160
>Jerome: We want higher inflation
>Market: ok

>>21936048
HES A GOOD BOY HE DINDUNUFFIN
*smacks lips*

>>21936160
"Buy buy buy or lose your savings BRRRRRRRRRRRRR t. jeromy"

>>21936180
>Jerome: We want higher inflation
>Market: not good enough
That's how it felt to my portfolio.

>>21935974
I thought tiday was pretty gud tbhfamtbh.

>>21936160
"By golly, we'll keep the cash flowing even if it means trampling the lower classes and everyone that doesn't own capital! Fuck the poor and don't forget to kick their ladder on the way up!!! Also BLM? lol wut"

>>21936043
life becomes a lot easier when you just buy good companies like AAPL and you decide to lose time instead of money. i'll just fucking wait if it goes down, maybe buy some more. it's fucking AAPL ffs. i still feel like i made the right decision selling at 507 yesterday before the JPow speech but other than those sort of events... yeah.

How come R*binhoodlums havent coordinated a pump n dump lately? I want some cheap and easy gains.

today red crab day.
tomorrow confirmed large poomp day

>>21936180
Did they give any targets for inflation?

>>21936243
someone give me a rundown of the JPow speech today because i still don't understand what happened and why it didn't tank the market like we all thought it would.

>>21936185
YES

How we feeling about SAVA now?

>>21936048
He's flavor of the week media story and also may wind up doing some kind of jail time even if he beats the 1st degree homocide rap. I do not envy. You want to be that kid with the maga hat who successfully sued CNN for defamation.

What do you buy with your dividend money?

>>21936279
>>21936287
"Average inflation" target of 2%, meaning if inflation is under that for a time, they will allow it to go above that for a time. Basically "we're going to let inflation happen on purpose for a minute"

>>21935713
yeah I saw it and it resonated with me, inspired me to fight to make sure I didn't end up like sato when I turned 22.
I'll be in my mid-30's soon. Everything is worse than it was then, and much worse than being a 22 year old Sato.

Misaki was awful, I read the manga. She was awful and she's better than anything I could ever hope for. She would also prefer him over me.

>>21935709
>I don't think you truly understand how great the power of thought is.
no no no, I do, that's 100% true

But the groundwork is laid before you're even 5 years old. If your parents are very critical of you and do nothing when others abuse your trust, hit you, and tell you that you're worthless, that thought gets put in your mind very deep and underlies everything you do.

>>21935930
That's not the best metaphor. But if I am using it then I'd say that many times when I approached that water tough, someone forced me to the ground, overextended and pinned my arm, then had someone else stomp me in the testicles as hard as they could manage.
My parents saw this and made him say he was sorry but they were laughing the whole time.

>>21936048
when does the race war start?

>>21936343
More dividends!

>>21935713
yeah I saw it and it resonated with me, inspired me to fight to make sure I didn't end up like sato when I turned 22.
I'll be in my mid-30's soon. Everything is worse than it was then, and much worse than being a 22 year old Sato.

Misaki was awful, I read the manga. She was awful and she's better than anything I could ever hope for. She would also prefer him over me.

>>21935709
>I don't think you truly understand how great the power of thought is.
no no no, I do, that's 100% true

But the groundwork is laid before you're even 5 years old. If your parents are very critical of you and do nothing when others abuse your trust, hit you, and tell you that you're worthless, that thought gets put in your mind very deep and underlies everything you do.

>>21935930
That's not the best metaphor. But if I am using it then I'd say that many times when I approached that water tough, someone forced me to the ground, overextended and pinned my arm, then had someone else stomp me in the testicles as hard as they could manage.
My parents saw this and made him say he was sorry but they were laughing the whole time.

>>21936287
>we like to keep a 2% annual inflation
>since previous years were under 2%(bullshit), we're going to ramp it up so it averages out
Makes sense?

>>21936160
Non meme answer
>interest rates will stay low
>aiming for 2% average inflation rate
>will attempt to keep inflation at 2% at all times
>if it dips under 2%, he will force it far above 2% to correct it
>this should avoid a negative inflation cycle

>>21936343
Those look tasty.

>>21936279
>>21936243
>>21936180
>>21936160
he did just talk about 2% or (((higher than 2%))), without actually saying a higher number
also i didnt say shit about HOW he wants to do it

>>21936257
Not if you sold your TQQQ and FNGU near the top yesterday then re-bought this morning at the "dip" then got fugged the rest of the day. Feels bad

>>21936357
is that good or bad for the markets? i don't really understand the role inflation plays in these things. i also don't understand why the nasdaq went up in the morning after JPow's speech (9:10AM right?) and then proceeded to take a huge dump at noon, not in the morning?

>>21936343
>not reinvesting
how old are you

Should I panicsell my BABA stack?
I don’t want to lose my gains.

>>21936403
It's hard to explain, and I know how easy it is to say I'm choosing to think this way. I will try to figure out how to explain it.

Rough day for builders, but:
>housing starts are up 22.6% from July last year
>singlefamily building permit authorizations up 18.8% from July, and 9.4% from same month last year
>D H Horton's inventory/sales ratio decreased 2.66% - this moves inversely to stock basis points
Also
>hurricane
Just HODL if you have, or BTFD if you don't.

>>21936426
It's supposed to be good, but we'll just have to see. More inflation probably (hopefully) means more people will put money into the market to keep it from stagnating in savings accounts or something else with stupid low interest

>>21936426
$DXY will crab down while stonks crab up

>>21936343
I'm getting about $60 a year, so not much yet

>>21936035
He fell for the CLSK meme

>>21936033
The value of apple and tesla stays the same over the weekend. It'll still be 8% or so of the etf. Everything will stay the same and the stocks will moon

>>21936368
you get beat up a lot when you were a kid or something?

>>21936491
Pretty sad about my LL and NAIL today, I was up around 5% on both before they shat the bed. I think you're right though, they'll go back up

>>21936043
No?

>>21936048
3 Konfirmed Kills Kyle aka The Kenosha Kid rides again.

>>21936506
ah okay good thing im net long then.

>>21936338
I literally do want to be that kid. He could put half that money into SPY never looking again and just day trade the other half shitposting here with you guys

>>21936557
NAIL is volatile as fuck, just hodl

>>21936536
So hold over the weekend? And forever?

>>21936403
>yeah I saw it and it resonated with me, inspired me to fight to make sure I didn't end up like sato when I turned 22.
>I'll be in my mid-30's soon
woah we depressed /smg/ now? I'm in the same boat anon. Obviously I can't say I know what you've gone through but I'm an abject failure at life and I absolutely despise getting up each morning. I'm almost mid-thirties and I'm so much worse off than anyone I get compared to it burns. I wouldn't even care if I had anything at all to be happy about.

I hope your life gets better. I have been trying to hold on to the hope that "tomorrow can be better than today" but I haven't had a good day in a really *really* long time.

>>21936582
Yeah I like NAIL overall, I sold some last month for a 50% gain, hoping to keep riding it but I'm betting it has some resistance around $90 going off the longer term charts

>>21936587
Until you time your election exit

>>21936532
CLSK is not a meme.

Treasuries didnt like the news from j pow. missed that boat today

>>21936568
It's kinda bull shit, dude kills a convicted sex offender and a guy with a history of domestic violence in self defense. Gets charged with murder, and then the go fund me for his legal defense gets removed... I fucking hate liberals.

>>21936539
not that much, but I was constantly belittled and if I ever tried to fight back I got my ass kicked. My father told me not to fight back because I can't win, that if I throw a punch he'll punch me back harder ten times , if I bring a knife he'll bring a gun. That's one of the earliest things I can remember, I had to have been 5-7 at the time.

>>21936601
nah he got deleted by the mods lmao. also unironically accept jesus christ into your heart, it's way better than kys at least.

I'm hoping those fucks in congress will pass the 2nd check bill and get those checks out by October. Right in time for another dip this fall/winter due to flu and virus fear. Dump another load into my SWTSX fund during the dip.

I really don't know what to think of this market anymore.
Yesterday the trend was bullish, we just focus on the companies that are future-proof, but today this dumb fuck obviously had to open his mouth and dump the market again. Where will it all go in 2 years? Do we really have tow ait till the elections and the """second wave""" to even have any idea? What is smart money doing if everything is dumping, clearly not crypto, not gold and not the stock market except the Big Tech.
I need non-autistic ideas...

>>21936700
I deleted it myself because I forgot my pic

>>21936629
It's a mistake to pay attention to the resistance level of a leveraged ETF. Look at the underlying DJSHMB and you'll see that it's near ATH. NAIL magnifies it's movements, so what we're betting on right now is actually a better-than ever building market.

COVID's effects on housing patterns are a good thing though.

Pretty sure if you plotted all the holdings of hedgies and robinzoomers they'd be nearly identical with outliers maybe in airlines, cruise lines, and casinos (hedgies are short, robinzoomies are long).
What a joke of a sector LOL

>>21936690
What does he bring if you bring a gun?

>>21936644
Dude said $7 this week last week and if we have one more day like today that's true. Less than 2 full years ago they were a nearly $60 stock and now they trade sub 10. Sounds like a meme

>>21936491
>Just HODL if you have, or BTFD if you don't.
I already sold my NAIL and FNGU
you think I should buy em back?

>>21936788
I don't know, I don't even know why he used those examples. I wonder why he thought he could help his son by telling him he shouldn't fight back.

>>21936581
Right? Be kid on fieldtrip wearing baseball in support of current president. Feather protestor tries to intimidate you. You just stand there. Lugenpresse tries to pin you as the instigator despite having access to the complete footage of the incident and knowing they were being disingenuous. Get pro bono representation because it's a juicy payout if lawsuit wins. Get mega juicy payout. That is an extraordinary serving of luck from the ethers bestowed upon you. I am jelly.

>>21936788
His dick

>>21936788
if you bring a gun to a knife fight you win

>>21936763
Post yours

>>21936724

Market didn’t slip til we’ll after the speech and inflation is supposed to benefit the market. It was a shakeout dump was over nothing at all. Possibly worse tomorrow but it’ll be flying high again as soon as Monday.

>>21936043
No. I don't feel anything, ever.

>>21936654
I'm thinking murder 1 gets dropped pending evidence to the contrary and they hem him up on possession <18 which is fine in many states and on private property but I don't know how it'll effect the case since he crossed state lines. Personally, I hope we'll get yet another out of left field federal decision, the first being the 9th's mag ban ruling. Only time will tell though.

>>21936838
yes there was that kind of shaming too

>>21936800
It's a bit of a YOLO. If you do, don't put too much in it.

>>21936690
i mean like i said, you can lead a horse to water but you can't force it to drink. if you maintain a self-defeating attitude, it doesn't matter what anyone tells you, you're just going to think of ways to continue self-defeating. besides this is /smg/ and wildly off-topic, this has nothing to do with stonks, take it to /adv/ or something. guess i gave mods too much credit.

the only one who can change your life, ultimately, is you. that's the point. feel free to keep the self-defeating attitude up, not like i or anyone else can stop you.

>>21936243
>not holding apple tesla and salesforce exclusively

>>21936848

>>21936180
>>21936160
>>21936243
>Jerome: We want higher inflation
>Market: I don't believe you

>>21936818
hope you ok now anon

>>21936763
why am I 29 and managed these all already except for the second to last? Idgaf about society, I want no children, just a comfy life with my gf, but im also completely prepared to die and have no problems with who I am or my past? Wheres Erik Erikson to tell me that huh?

>>21936902
here's hoping for a friday selloff of AAPL so i can get in a bit cheaper. it's friday after all, happens pretty often.

>>21936902
40% of my portfolio is apple. Cost average is 428.

>>21936338
The kid has a liter billion dollar defense team working for free, the same one that got sandman rich. Hes set for life.

I lost over $500 buying the top of BIGC. I wanna die

>>21936930
thought monday was apple crap day and Friday was poompday

>>21936953
Sandman?

>>21936818
It could be that he didn't want you to subvert his power one day through force which has been a fairly common occurrence in history. My father refused to teach me how to fight and then blamed me for instigating one after I was attacked by someone else.

Regardless, dwelling on such events is worthless even if your father is the sole fault for why you turned out this way and no amount of talking about it will transcend it. Unironically consider taking mushrooms and stop brewing in your victimhood.

11 shares of ulta. any other hard dicks out there?

>>21936938
That's pretty good desu, better than most /biz/ probably, that would be around $500 I bet. If not for that split, it would be retarded to buy this top right now.

>>21936872
The volume isn't there for bear side to really turn the screws. If i were whale i think i would try to gap up premarket to gap up open and try to force a squeeze.

>>21936971

I could see it pump up again next week some today was a shit day in general but damn dude it was up 111% in a week and you fomo in at the top??

>>21936994
>it would be retarded to buy this top right now.

do I have to post it AGAIN

sigh
>stocks rises 10%
>"cool but I'm gonna wait for a dip"
>+15%
>+20%
>+40%
>-10%
>"that's it! this is my chance!"
>+2%
>"I'm a trading genius"

>>21936818
is your dad still alive? Have you ever asked him why he was such a twat? Why don't you just kick the shit out of him. My dads less than 20 years older than me, still young enough to fight and if he does something I don't like i tell him ill beat the shit out of him and so far it works like a fucking charm

>>21936979
He means the kid who smiled at the native guy beating a drum in his face and was ripped apart by the media. They settled for a huge sum of money.

>>21936403
I haven't read the manga, I hear it's worse than both the anime and the LN. I bought the LN in japanese and will probably read it in about 6 months (the vocab is a bit above my level still).

Anyway, it sounds like you've given up. Nobody can force you to keep trying. If you're resigned that you are shit, your life is shit, and you're a bad person, that won't change. It might change if you have a different attitude (but isn't guaranteed). If you're suicidal just give yourself a couple weeks to mull over it in case a new perspective presents itself. No point in pulling the trigger early, what's another 2 weeks anyway?

>watch interview of tesla bear hedgefund manager
>it's boomer that literally spouts the same flawed arguments against the company
no wonder the stock is going up with retarded bears like this that eventually have to cover all the time

>>21937042
the kid's name is sandman

>>21937035
Can't you read? If he punches his dad he'll get punched back 10 times harder. Shits been confirmed

Reminder that Mahindra is out of the running for USPS contract and it's now a three-way competition.

Horsies please just hodl.

>>21937152
Audibly chuckled all the way through capcha

>Sold GSI.V at 0.61 this week
>Up to 0.87 now
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>21936900
>>21937077
>it sounds like you've given up.
>the only one who can change your life, ultimately, is you.
I just discovered that the person I thought I had a special bond with didn't care for me at all, and highly valued the person who destroyed me when I was that little boy.

Your view is the same that society has. "Everything bad that happened to you is your fault so shut the fuck up." It's "The Secret" ideology.

>>21937077
>If you're suicidal just give yourself a couple weeks to mull over it
I'm not suicidal, but this is the first time I've realized just how bad it is. I've lost in every way. Suicide would give a thrill to the people who feel good about what they did to me.

It would confirm they're just as powerful as they thought they were.

why did everything dump halfway through the day before recovering? what news did i miss?

>>21936649
>constantly posting thinkorswim poorfag software for attention
no one cares

if everyone predicts a red day and are correct it matters a lot less than a red day out of nowhere... right?

reminder to sell at opening tomorrow

>>21937034
If anyone is worried about a crash they ought to hedge their position in case of bears

>>21937186
>Your view is the same that society has. "Everything bad that happened to you is your fault so shut the fuck up."
Actually he's saying that a majority of it likely isn't your fault but it is your job to fix it. From the point on where you became an individual, or at least an independent one, the onus is on you to make life better, dummy. Now answer my question>>21937035

>>21936409
>>21936180
>>21936417


thanks guys

>>21937240
I only have Apple and Microsoft, they won't dump that hard, not with the split for Apple and the TikTok takeover for Microsoft.
But Tesla is fucking begging for that bubble to be popped by something pointy.

>>21937240
You should always be buying the close, and selling the open

>>21937186
take it somewhere else dude, this is the stock market general not the whiny bitch general (although sometimes it seems like that during red days).

my 3 apple contracts will set me to zero tomorrow if apple does not close at or above 510. i have learned the depths of my folly. i aint even mad.

>>21936799
It's not a meme because some idiots benefit from getting some losses

>>21937219
red days are just more opportunities to buy. the key is picking good companies instead of penny stocks and understanding how best to split up your money to DCA in.

>>21935974
After SHLL moons, I need another SPAC to dump all my money into. Should I go with SPAQ or DPHC?

longing WDAY

>>21937296
>>21937319
Fine just so that it relates to stock cause this guy is technically right. Answer my question about beating up your dad, and ill beat him up for you for 2 shares of pre split apple if you can't

>>21937311
So should we be buying puts every open and then buying calls every close?

I dunno why you're all freaking out, I'm almost dead flat on the day that was supposed to be the Next Leg Down(tm)

I fully expect TSLA to go +10% tomorrow

why is everyone saying tomorrow will be red?

>>21937158
Had a Froze Roze today. Wasn’t great.

>>21937186
Whatever you do, do it in November after you vote for Trump so we can have more gains.

>>21937215
>poorfag
hows your year going so far?

>>21937343
What? It took a moonshot with a lot of EV shit and is now dumping when it was worth like 7x what it is now 2 years ago. Its absolutely a fucking meme what are you talking about just take your profits already dude and if you lost on it guess what? Your portfolio is a meme too

>>21937158
Sounds like a weak gamble desu. Shit will go down -50% if they don't get it. But if they get it it might go up 25%?

>>21937186
What about murder suicide in minecraft?

>>21937158
Drinking these makes me feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.

>>21937396

I love this image and the other one. They’re lewd but somehow wholesome at the same time.

>>21936050
>>21936050
GIMME CAKE

>>21937419
Fuck this, don't vote for Trump. His trade war will be bad for stonks long term.
And I really, really want a Green New Deal because that would make my FSLR go to the moon :^)
>>21937186
Ok, fair enough. I have one other thought: since you've realized *why* you have your negative thoughts (implanted by your shitty ass dad), you now recognize they're not inherent to you, just super well ingrained, right?
That means there's a chance to improve it. I don't know anything about child psychology though so maybe I'm wrong.

I'm sorry about your bonded person, that sucks. If you live in NC we could drink some beers if you want.

>>21937419
If Biden wins can we just all in on green energy shit for a month until everyone realizes that a senile boomer doesn't give half a tin shit about the planet? Seems like ezpz 50% gains

>>21937035
he is still alive
he says he didn't want to baby me
he thought that's what boys did and I was okay

he would never say admit it, but he probably didn't notice me. My brothers were louder and demanded more attention.

>>21937383
>this guy is technically right
this is the only social outlet I have, and it's constantly filled with offtopic shitposts.
See:
>>21936048
>>21936185
>>21936312
>>21936338
>>21936370
>>21936568
>>21936654
>>21936837
>>21936885
Shit at least someone here might actually relate

Stocks are usually the only thing I enjoy lately.
He's much wealthier than I am and was basically all in AMZN 2008.

Did someone type 2326 instead of 2226? kek

>>21937397
Sounds good. I've accumulated to my limit on today's dips so I'm good for a rocky hodl. Guess we'll see tomorrow.

>>21937545

Seems silly but yeah stuff like that happens pretty often

>>21937529
this has to be bait

>>21937542
So why don't you kick his ass dummy?

>>21937577
Which part? It's genuinely not.
- China sucks but Trump is a retard and his sledgehammer approach to a trade war will not be a good thing. I haven't followed the news on it much though so I'm not sure the current state.
- I want climate change to be addressed so that these freak hurricanes dont increase in intensity, and so that I can make money on my energy holdings.
- I think that anon has a chance to feel better
- I would drink beer with that anon if he lives near me

>>21937579
Who, the guy who took everything? He was just a kid when he did the worst of all this to me.

I would get thrown in prison for assault and probably a hate crime (he's a gay)
I would lose the understanding and support with the only family I really have left.
I would just be reinforcing how much he ruined my life, and I think he would actually feel very powerful to know for sure how much of an effect he had.

There may have been an S&M element for him, at least when we were a bit older.

>>21937449
pretty damn good

>>21937545
if you do enough orders you'll fuck one up eventually. the other day i accidently doubled my position instead of closing it.

>>21937529
fuck you, fuck SJW's, and fuck trannies. Trump 2020.

>>21937542
>Kenosha Kid
>Shitpost
How dare you. To keep it on topic, I'm jealous of my dad as well. 100 or so of Apple at 97 ish plus a bunch of other pics, he's been pretty prescient about.

>>21937485
The word you're looking for is "tasteful". It's a thing white people used to do before multiculturalism.

>>21937684
YOUR DAD YOU MONGOLOID

Price predictions for AAPL after split?

>>21937718

That’s a man

>>21937453
blah blah blah
Get a haircut, hippy

>>21937681
Fuck China and Fuck You. MAGA.

Trump biden betting markets will be 53-48 in 30 days

>>21937691
that's good. trump 2020

>>21937700
ur dum lol
>>21937778
ur dum lol

Dems are basically doing everything possible to lose rn

Why did the jannies delete my anime girl op picture from last night's thread? Are they gay or something?

>tfw I’ll never accumulate as much wealth as this guy:

https://youtu.be/SFjRSuYwvTI

>MSFT $300c 10/16, bought at $1.29
Will I make it??

>>21937892
the chair i'm sitting right now on costs more than all of that combined

I'm going home. Remember to do your part to MAGA and like fuck commies and commie sympathizers. All lives matter (including the unborn children). Criminals destroying property and looting belong in jail. Make sure to watch the convention tonight, it's been really good so far.

No comment

>>21936048
Kyle "the commie decreaser"Rittenhouse

>>21937916
I hope you don't because that'll mean I wont't

>>21937930
as long as the SJW's, trannies, and other degenerate filth lose, we all win.

>>21937684
You really need to look at yourself from a 3rd person perspective and realize that dwelling on all this is just worsening your situation and no amount of talking about it will help you. You likely consider this normalfag advice but it's completely true. It's like getting raped, there is a certain point where you just have to admit that something truly awful has happened to you and that obsessing over the person who did it isn't helpful. You need a healthy amount of stoicism that is exceedingly rare in this society.

Also take mushrooms. They changed my personality and I'm now less angry and less neurotic than before. My situation itself hasn't changed much but they're still very worthwhile for treatment of PTSD like symptoms.

>>21937936
These polls are probably heavily skewed as well

>>21937681
>why are there hurricanes in hurricane season??????????

>>21937892
but he'll get no pussy. i mean pussy is worth losing some wealth for.

>>21937947
Wait, that's confusing. I'm betting that they'll go down.

>>21937936

Where’s the bar that measures the fuck black people sentiment? Because that’s where I’m at

>>21937916
Yes

>>21938000
Oppose

>>21937529
of course the suicidal cuck hates trump.
MAGA BABY

>>21937984
>the global warming deniers are still here
lol

>>21937963
lead a horse to water, etc...

>>21937892
I'll never understand why idiots obsess over shiny objects and small amounts of fiat currency that the average person could show from just withdrawing their bank balance. These people are literal animals.

I just want the splits to happen again so we can get back to our regularly scheduled upgapping instead of "what will it do????"

>>21936048
Kyle "time to delouse" Rittenhouse

>>21936048
The kid's a hero. Stepped up when no one else did. America is fucked if common citizens sit back and hide from evil as it rampages through the country.

>>21937741
1100
>B-but Anon, I said aft-
1100

>>21938056
Buy a house already! (Aka have a huge debt)
Go to college (aka have a huge debt)
Get a nice car and go to bars/clubs (aka have a huge debt)

Notice something about common people sense and what they do?

My friend says tesla is going to tank after battery day so he bought a bunch of gm to long term hold because “they’re also working in ev” is he smart money?

>>21936654
This I don't not understand, why GoFundMe can have accounts up for BLM killers and criminals etc, but when it comes to someone who is more conservative and who literally acted in self-defense and in defense of innocent businesses, they removed that account. Wtf. That said, this is SMG, and not POL.

>>21938181
It won't tank, they'll announce the new generation of batteries that will allow Tesla to construct electric airplanes in the next few years. They might dip cause Boomers think they're always supposed to "sell the news", but unless Elon dies in a car accident, nothing can stop Tesla. The memes are just too good.

>>21938054
>>>/r/eddit
this is worse than than boomers pointing to snow in the winter to prove climate isn't changing.

>>21938185
The cultural revolution going on in usa and its businesses and institutions is important to follow.

Its a critical investment point.

Are covered calls free money? I just snowballed like 8 contracts into each other.

>>21938162
isn't it strange how living at home with your parents and living minimalistically while saving your money and doing "boring investing" is looked down upon by normies, yet it's exactly the thing that most easily leads to early retirement and the most important thing of all in life: escaping the rat race?

>>21938054
Fuck off Club of Rome shill. Keep pushing your hockey stick meme graphs

>>21938181
I wouldn't bet on modern car manufacturers until someone can produce a genuine, reliable, low cost, electric truck. Basically, the F-150 (even though those might be overpriced, they're massively popular and have staying power) or Tacoma (I need a Hilux) of electric trucks.

Reminder it doesn't matter if you "make it" because you will never know what true love is and will only be surrounded by gold digging whores who will divorce rape you

>>21938292
Yes or generational help. I plan to start any child off with 100k and then inheritence minimum

>>21938220
The potential for a vicious sell-off on battery day is real, regardless of positive news, but TSLA will still pump post-split and overall post-battery-day with time. The new batteries being the second-coming of Christ are a bonus, everything else is propped by Elon's cult. In other words, pic-related after any drop-offs 9/22.

what do you think is the most retarded stock/industry to buy in right now?

>>21938327
100k is not a lot if you have 20 years to plan

Wtf was that?
Manipulative derivate liquidator or a real fuck up?

Well there goes all my O gains for the day...

>>21938346
Yeah its a conservative minimum per.

>>21935974
>apple and tesla down after market now

I really am going to lose everything I put on these calls huh? Fuck

>>21938327
the only way im bothering with children is if i somehow seriously "make it" to the point where im so financially successful that i don't have to work a day job and can afford to just stay home and raise my children. and that's even assuming i get to a point in my life where i want to give up my own life to care for children in the first place, which i highly doubt, and find the right woman on top of all of that which is increasingly difficult in this day and age.

>>21938181
>>21938220
>>21938341
greed is near ath for TSLA
in my humble opinion all you need is a small push to get this boulder moving
>>21937833
>trump 2020
redeemed

>>21938372
hey thanks for the heads up, looks like i got my fill for 50 shares of AAPL at $500/share, feels fucking good man. JPow day is over, now we hodl for 2 months or more. honestly wasn't sure if i'd get it AH today.

>>21938067
I just want the market to cool off for a bit so people stop freaking out about possible crashes and we resume the steady upward march that will make most of the people here rich even without beating the market.
>>21938162
It's scary to wonder what would happen if people were rational and they didn't waste money on trivial things they didn't need. The economy would instantly collapse and I would actually have to try to find a job outside speculating on stocks. In a sense our existence is subsidized by the retard masses.
>>21938220
I still think the market may react negatively to battery day just like the luke warm reaction to the announcement that Tesla would get into robotaxis. The biggest thing people need understand about batteries is that the battery costs have decreased so much that it's now possible to create electric vehicles for less than that of internal combustion engines, all things equal. Falling costs have opened up cheap energy storage that fuels rapid growth of renewable industry and collapse of oil demand. EVs are confirmed to be the future, they're better in nearly every way that matters.

>>21938380
> don't have to work a day job and can afford to just stay home
mortgage a multifamily apartment and rent out the units. instead of being a money pit your home pays you and your mortgage. thats what my grandparents did

>>21938372
how fucking high did you make those calls?

>TQQQ closed red
Bros

>>21938372
TSLA is down just -0.04%. If you lose money it's not because of the after market but because you bought calls on something that jumped 30%+ in a very short period of time and expected there would be zero pullback.

>>21935974
I sold TQQQ on open, and bought TSM near closing.
im not sure if i made the correct choice but i can't handle the stress of holding leveraged stocks with VIX this high

is TSLA going to $5,000 tomorrow?

AAAAAAAAAAAA STOP ELON I'LL NEVER SHORT TESLA AGAIN I PROMISE

Midwit Traps of 2020:
Zoomies: Airlines, Cruise Lines, Casinos
Boomers: Oil, REITs, Boeing/RTX

>>21938456
It is 100% subsidized but also the avg would be way higher.

There is an alternate reality with immortal humans on mars thousands of years ago that all have their shit together. Its just boring so they make crazy sim experiences like ours for entertainment.

literally how can anyone lose money in this market? i'm a fucking uneducated wagecuck ape and made 38% since may

>>21938312
lol don't you have some Qanon posts to uncritically believe

>>21938241
while you're correct in that it's difficult/impossible to attribute any given weather event to climate change, the rate of extreme weather events has pretty definitively been accelerating

>>21938451
Nice! How much does a terminal cost you in a year? i was considering the upgrade if it was worth it

>>21938162
Yes debt is how we grow the economy as we are a debt based system. Only reason we want immigrants is because americans are maxed out on debt. Also muh cheap labor. Need them credit lines flowing sir.

>>21938513
i still don't like TSLA even though i made over a grand off of it this week. long term i'm still afraid of when the other shoe will drop, everyone knows it's gonna happen but no one knows when or what will cause it.

AAPL will also moon but feels far safer. i just put 25k in there and im gonna let the bitch ride, maybe for a whole year even for tax purposes if not just hodl it until retirement. why take the risk on TSLA?

>>21938505
Yes?

do we have a decent stock discord

>>21938567
i love this market. i really do. it is so easy to make money. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

>>21938567
how did you make your 38%? i lost money on options trading now im back to stocks and making comfy but slow as fuck gains

>>21937984
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>>21938625
No, discord is inherently gay and stock discords are inherently gay fake pump and dump scams

>>21938567
Because they get greedy, see a couple people on wallstreetbets who won the roulette wheel and want to make 3,800%, not 38%. So they end up losing money, and continually trying to get back to where they started

>>21937449
what's your strat been so far if you don't mind me asking? i hope to get those sorts of gains some day, im at a measly $60 so far.

>>21938697
*$60k whoops

>>21938641
i bought shares of tech stocks

>>21938718
this guy gets it.

>>21935974
any div stocks you guys recommend to buy right now? I'm tired of sitting on cash

I've been a long-time holder of NRZ, though i sold close to the top and rebought close to the bottom this year, I expect the div is going to bounce back soon enough(as in if its back to what it was in 2 years I'll be happy).

today/yesterday I bought SDIV, CEQP, BPYU, KREF, DHT, and REML. I also have OMP from a few months ago. I don't know much about them

>>21938663
ah

>>21938716
>24 posts by this ID
let's see your portfolio you spastic

>>21938753
BUY FAGMAN

>>21938753
TSMC is a dividend stock

>>21938798
>1 post by this ID

no.

I'm going to drink some beers and masturbate my dick off and go to work feeling like shit tomorrow. What's this investment strategy called?

>>21938753
Div growth
>tech
Divvies now
>real estate, oil, banks

>>21938834
depression

>>21938825
>TSMC
are those the guys that supply AMD?

>>21938598
There is no other shoe. TSLA has too many positive events that keeps driving the price upwards and any dips just get bought up. It's more volatile than AAPL but it will definitely outperform it even if you buy the top of TSLA and it immediately drops 30%.

If you think things are crazy now, just wait until TSLA releases the new update to their autopilot and 99%+ of driving is instantly automated. Good luck slowing down the stock when people get a taste of the soon to be trillion dollar plus robotaxi market.

>>21938857
Fair enough. Cheers!

>>21938859
Yes, and Nvidia, and now Intel because Intel forgot how to do research and instead did diversity memes. Everyone who wants to make a competitive top of the line chip MUST go through either Samsung or TSMC, and you would much rather go with TSMC.

>>21938857
I am all in then

>>21938625
Eww.

>>21938883
>If you think things are crazy now, just wait until TSLA releases the new update to their autopilot and 99%+ of driving is instantly automated
TSLA literally scrapped and started over with their self driving Meme-I this very year.

>>21938883
All this compared to what, muh regulatory credits despite TSLA being profitable even without regulatory credits before Covid-19?

I feel that we're finally going down.

>>21938899
fuck, I'm afraid. Tech has been going off the charts, but surely corona is going to have a heavy impact on their consumption if shit doesnt go back to normal and people start barely remaining solvent. why is shit skyrocketing right now?

>>21938570
Global warming by human means was created by Club of Rome, it's right in their fucking agenda reports. The climagate emails showed how they fake all their data and peer review each other while hiding their data. Go peddle your carbon credit shit elsewhere kike. Meanwhile the ice caps are growing, and they have to damage control on why it's cooling.

>>21938830
>posts like this
>>21937778
I am absolutely wealthier than you, eat glass

>>21938834
>>21938857
>>21938895
why am i laughing so fucking hard???

>>21938568
>How much does a terminal cost you in a year?
about 25k

>>21938854
any banks to recommend in particular? I think im pretty well-covered on real estate and oil.

>>21938984
Trust in the PE and dividend ratios. A dividend of 3% and a forward P/E of 26 is a good deal in any market.

>>21938987
lol you invest in your delusions with XOM calls, I'll keep investing in solar. Check back in ten years.

>>21938753
NLY is posting 11 yield. I've been holding it a while. It's alright.

>>21938948
Without calling you a retard, none of that is true. Statistically their autopilot is already much safer than a human driver and it shows rapid improvement. People are going to start pricing in robotaxis long before they get here and the market will be far larger than the automakers market.

>>21938859
everyone is thirsty for TSM's chips. They're one of the few semiconductor companies that aren't cyclical right now because fluctuating demand is not the issue at all. I'm anticipating the next quarters will be a huge spike when we eventually learn how much Intel paid to get 180,000 orders out of nowhere (similar to AMD's volume). Oh and AAPL also wants TSM's chips.

no one else has a roadmap to sub 3 nm. Samsung has plans for 3 nm but it's bullshit when they can't even get enough yields on 5 nm to satisfy Qualcomm.

If my TA and digits are correct, AAPL is going to 530 tomorrow. Check em

>>21939029
>Trust in the PE and dividend ratios
alright, thanks brah. how much do you have invested in them? what percent of your port is that?

>>21935974
>today sucked
I made 7% idk what you’re bitching about.

>>21938697
selling weekly credit spreads 1-2 weeks out while hedging with puts. If the stock is a cheap FAGMAN ill buy calls too. what strategies have you used? congrats on the gains too anon they're pretty damn good

>>21937963
>Also take mushrooms. They changed my personality and I'm now less angry and less neurotic than before. My situation itself hasn't changed much but they're still very worthwhile for treatment of PTSD like symptoms.
I had been researching those, and even found a source. But I think I this is an important discovery of why things always felt wrong and why life is always so painful for me when I know it isn't for those around me. I don't want to trigger that transformation with this fresh wound

>It's like getting raped, there is a certain point where you just have to admit that something truly awful has happened to you
I guess there's a component of that

>>21938055
>lead a horse to water, etc...
oh fuck off
your advice isn't the equivalent to leading a horse to water
>jus b urself
>lol well if you don't b urslf then it's ur fault

>>21939029
XOM is proof that investing based on P/E and dividends doesn't work and that you have to consider future growth.

>>21936050
You do know how a split works right?

>>21938984
Well in apple's case this year is the first one where they had 5G support (new model end of this year). Thanks to the virus people are sucking up bandwidth like never before. All those 1080p/4k films streamed, all those 1080p/4k video chats, plus regular ho hum stuff. All sucking it up. Never mind if the average fuck don't need it, just cause "it's there" they'll get it anyway.

>>21938834
Got any good porn recommendations? You seem like a guy who's got it all figured out.

>>21939075
I split my tech allocation (45% rn) pretty evenly between AAPL, MSFT, NET and TSM

Might dump Apple for more TSM after the split idk

>>21939015
Thanks anon

>>21939057
>TA
retard

>>21937860
No wonder your dad beat you. Might as well kys now.

>>21939014
BAC, C, JPM are all good. Buffett is big in BAC if that means anything to you.

>>21939111
I'm into the classics bro. Gauge, Tianna Lynn, Gianna Michaels, Tiffany Rayne, Shyla Stylez, Shy Love.... But recently I just put on some degenerate "PMV" and go to town.

I've spent about $300 on assorted pharma shitcoin memestocks and they're all obviously considerably in the red. I learned my lesson and it's a very small chunk of the portfolio, it was only ever to satisfy a muggy gambling itch.
Should I sell at about 50% loss overall and take the money, or just leave it in and go down with the ship hoping for miracles? I don't really care either way but seeing the red numbers on my portfolio is annoying sometimes

Thoughts on TQQQ EoW

>>21938753
ET
MPLX

The one survivor of the shooting in Kenosha apparently claimed that his only regret after rushing the teenager with a pistol is not killing him. I'm going to wager the teen will get off on self defense charges and only be penalized for underage possession of a firearm. People will probably riot more after this, thus driving the price of weapons stocks higher. I'm in on RGR right now. Thoughts?

Source: https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1299086141329563648?s=19

Apparently the KTOS pop today was due to the second successful test flight of the joint Dynetics/Kratos Gremlin drone

>>21939252
>People will probably riot more after this, thus driving the price of weapons stocks higher
you're a fucking retard

>>21939092
>Given a bunch of good will and decent advice
>actively refutes all of it while revealing a habit of constantly dwelling on underlying issues
>Given strategies to avoid said unhealthy dwelling
>Lead a horse to water is a meme
I feel for you bro, but this is text book why you can lead a horse to water etc...

>>21939214
many people commit the mistake of wanting to collect "victories" instead of accumulating wealth

for example, instead of cutting their losses and investing in something else with more potential, they are willing to leave that money on some bad plays for years until it "breaks even" and they can call it a "victory". Completely ignoring the opportunity cost, how much they would have made had they sold and made better investments.

>>21939218
wouldn't be surprised if it keeps dropping until monday

>>21938632
Wtf is this video

>>21939212
Good tastes anon

>>21937681
While I think a lot of people agree with you on most of these points, Biden will not address any of it. Joe is nothing more than a sock puppet of the elites who run the DNC, he's worse than Hillary. Hillary is a corrupt, scheming aristocrat who wants more power but at least she's smart enough to play the game, Biden isn't, he won't fight for the people's interests because he can barely tie his shoes at this point.

On top of that, four years of directionless corruption from the Democrats will only serve to create an opportunity for another trump who actually knows what they're doing this time. If trump wins 2020 things will be bad but in 2024 the dems will have found someone fitting for the role of president and things will stabilize. If Biden wins there will be a brief calm before his impotency allows the social.l tensions to boil over into catastrophe in 2024.... assuming it takes that long.

>>21939283
You know what to do in that case

>>21939075
not him but I'm 100% TSM right now with a $5K portfolio. I'm just a poor student playing with corona NEET bux though, but I'd have done the same had I been wageslaving full-time. My friend is $100K+ and 50:50 into TSM and AMD right now, and i just parrot his DD onto /smg/.

Why is gold tanking after Powell unironically said that inflation is about to go up?
>>21939252
Lol

>>21939276
have we not seen this happening in every case of a right winger being acquitted in a controversial case

>believing polls

>>21939212
Yeah I'm a Gauge fan myself. Also Bree Olson. Shame these "newer" stars just don't do a proper gang-bang anymore (Dillon Harper,Dani Daniels; I like them to but no real gangbang scenes aka GB #32)

>>21939355
Because Jerome Powell is a liar and the Fed cannot create inflation. The central bank is not central and the Fed has limited to no control over the US dollar.

>>21939002
>he likes China and hates America

unironically kys commie scum

I don't fucking get it man. How does a stock split increase the value of a stock? It doesn't add any value to the company, the share price just seems lower but there are more of them. Are there really that many brainlets that just buy it just because the price is lower?

Also why is Apple at a PE ratio of almost 40 when it's not even growing that much. I thought PE ratios like that were for growth stocks? Apple's net income and revenue has barely grown since 2015. I don't understand anything but I'm sitting on kind of a lot of cash (in USD even though im in EU) and I'm losing money every day and with today's JPOW speech I feel like it's only going to get worse.

Is there something I can buy and hold that's not hugely overvalued? Or am I just looking at it wrong and is Tesla not overvalued at a PE of fucking 1200 something and Apple not overvalued at 2 trillion mcap and almost 40 PE?

>>21939462
>Are there really that many brainlets that just buy it just because the price is lower?
The SEC had to suspend trading in the defunct Chinese stock ZOOM because people were confusing it with ZM and had driven the price up like 800%.

Yes, the market is stupid.

My 50-60 year old Philippine coworker is buying TQQQ now
I want the memes to end

>>21939462
you don't understand PE

>>21939414
>the Fed has limited to no control over the dollar
This is the most retarded thing I've read all day. They literally control the money supply. Read a fucking book someday.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/faqs/money_12845.htm

>>21939462
because now you can obtain more shares while they are cheaper before they split and become expensive again. and then hold for some amount of time and they 10x again
also, you are thinking too much. just buy big companies, tech, that actually do shit and have value

>>21939462
why do you think /smg/ loves TSM so much

>>21939462
>Are there really that many brainlets that just buy it just because the price is lower?
It definately expresses an optimism that the share price will rise. The opposite is certainly true. Reverse splits ususally fuck a company's share price.

>>21939392
Too bad we never got a true Bree Olson gangbang. I don't even think she went DP

>>21939462
also
>I'm sitting on a bunch of cash
So is Apple desu, Apple has enough cash on hand to launch a private space station or buy out almost any company, Apple has Berkshire money in cash on hand

>what should I buy and hold
Given that you like tech but care about fundamentals, TSMC

>>21939518
>the Fed says they control the dollar so they control the dollar
>pay no attention to the utter ineffectiveness of the Fed's attempts to actually do so, like the fact almost every cent of the foreign dollar swap line ended up back in America

>>21939517
What book is this and is it worth reading the whole thing?

>>21939355
Biden chances are decreasing quickly and dems want to inflate more

>>21939574
Oh wow, I guess lowering the supply of something has no effect on its value. Thanks for setting me straight you colossal retard.

>>21939574
shill me on TSMC, what's the DD and future expected share price based on growth? do they have any hype events coming up in the next year or two or are they just a stealth mode good company? i feel like AMD has more hype.

>>21939462
TSM and AMD for holding. Doordash when it finally IPOs and can show profitability for a decent growth stock as they sold like 45%, the majority, of online food orders during the corona-pocalypse and have extensive last mile deliver deals with a bunch of companies. Apple is unironically a decent play though at around 100 during the split, they're set to take advantage of a decent amount of the 5G that is becoming available and they're moving to putting their own chips in Macs and probably move to do the same with their phones once that works out. Plus they have a literal cult following, cults always make money.

>>21935974
Am I totally safe doing amazon Tesla and Apple? It seems like they’ve just been up for years

>>21939598
honestly have no idea, some anon posted that pic once and i saved it because so many people are obsessed specifically with PE of companies and don't understand how they can keep mooning despite the high PE. as someone who has been in and out of AMD for a long time i've dealth with it a lot before the covid crash, bears saying "yeah im a buyer when it gets to $20" or some shit, now it's over $80/share. even in 1953-1999 this was true with PE in relation to what the best companies were, as described, so it's not even a new thing how they should be interpreted yet some anons are like "MUH PE IS TOO HIGH WTF WHY IT KEEP GO UP???"

>>21939627
The Federal Reserve does not control the supply of money. Offshore banks do. The repo market is more directly involved in the price of the dollar than the Fed.

>>21939629
If you want to do a bunch of valuation math go play with the 10-K.

uuuuhhh nio chads?

>>21939658
Amazon has a high chance

Apple and Tesla are pump and dumps from genius robin niggers trying to outsmart other robin niggers.

Some niggers are going to end up with incredibly heavy bags by EoW desu

>>21939658
TSLA isn't safe, it's high risk high reward. but AMZN and AAPL, yeah. they actually have revenue and strong economic moats.

>>21939722
..why have you still not sold

How did you niggers do today? I’m still up $1k. I’m thinking tomorrow is going to be better. Holding FNGU, TQQQ, and SPXL

>>21939731
>apple
>pump and dump
apple has more cash on hand alone than the entire GDP of Ecuador

>>21939619
Gold should be skyrocketing then and it’s not
That’s what I’m asking

>>21939750
because TSLA is over $2k

>>21939598
Looks like a page from the Intelligent Investor. I read it years ago (didn't trade stocks then), so not sure how valuable it is.

>>21939722
As a former NIO holder, I'm surprised it didn't tank at opening.

I sold my $13 bags for $18.

I'll buy back in at $13-15 and repeat

Is anyone baking? I'll bake if nobody's about to

>>21939788
Make it anime

>>21939629
soon to be a monopoly on bleeding edge semiconductors because the market doesn't recognize Samsung is about to fuck up more trying to skip to 3 nm. Their yields are likely going to be terrible. If you think jumping TSM jumping from $65 to $80 was crazy (when Intel shit the bed), imagine what happens when the only other competitor (Samsung) falls behind too far.

also do your own DD, don't trust randoms online. Your keywords are yields, transistor density, EUVL, etc.
Don't worry about commie china semiconductors because they will never catch up to TSM. There is only one supplier for EUVL equipment and they will not trade with mainland China which means China is limited to immersion lithography.

>>21939721
>the fed doesn't control the discount rate which drives the repo market
..... ffs

Fresh bread
>>21939826
Baked in an oven
>>21939826
Over six million man hours of labor

>>21938451
Based actual analysis, richfag.
All these post-march zoomerhood newfags keep screaming the same shit "DUH TSLA GO UP UP UP NEVER DOWN DUHHHHHHH IM SO SMART TSLA NOT A BUBBLE DUHHHH IM GOING TO FLOSS LIKE DA FORTNITE DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT MY 35K IM SO RICH AT 19 DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" fucking retards can't look beyond their own asshole to see the writing on the wall

>>21939856
kek

If the market is generally priced in forward looking, how forward are we talking? 6 months? 5 years?

>>21939731
Yeah but they have literally been going up and steady the entire time like a ramp

>>21939731
TSLA is a pump and dump but AAPL is solid, everyone knows this. take advantage of the free hype money while you still can.

>>21939889
stuff like AMD is priced in for the next 3 years (since its dominance over Intel is certain for that long)

>>21939801
thanks. i have a position in AMD and want to take one in TSM too.

>>21939638
is it just me or is AAPL basically TSLA but with an actual solid revenue source and economic moat? still have the cult status but they sell so many fucking iPhones unlike TSLA's cars.

>>21939932
It seems like all Apple has done is go up since 2007. What could go wrong

>>21939976
wtf are you doing
you have a position in AMD but not in TSM??? You should already know all the DD on TSM then.
heck I'm bullish on AMD but the beta scares me so I'm basically buying TSM as an indirect and more stable investment in AMD.

>>21939342
BUY NVDA YOU IGNORAMUS

>>21940073
i'd sooner buy AMD than NVDA desu, not because i think AMD is better but because I already know so much about AMD and am pretty confident in it.

the fuck happened to my PHUN? I was at a solid $1.68 a few days ago and now I'm barely scraping a dollar?

>>21940099
>not buying into the CUDA walled garden and completely dominated GPU compute space
Ngmi

>>21938533
next friday

>>21940143
it's ok, I already have TSM which neither AMD or NVDA could function without. Only reason NVDA even got the weaker Samsung chips was because Samsung undercutted (at their own expense) so much just to stay relevant.

>>21939932
>TSLA is a pump and dump
unbelievable we have people this retarded in smg

Why the Amazon slump lately? Just everyone else stealing their thunder or what?

>>21940402
If I had to guess, people bought in AMZN thinking they're next in line for a stock split.

>>21940190
Blame AAPL for developing iphones