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>> No.21927673

>Buy TQQQ call expiring 9/4
>Up to $33 profit
>it "tanks"
>down to $27
>barely goes up, doesn't reach anywhere near where the high was
>profit is now $35
Why? I mean, I'll take it, but why does this happen?

>> No.21927677
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21927677

"With unrivalled scale, prodigious procurement strength,
a strong brand, and a growing e-commerce platform, we believe Walmart is the only American retailer that can compete
comprehensively with Amazon’s retail offering"

WMT is the investment of the next 5 years scrubs.

>> No.21927691
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PELOSI:
>I don't think there should be any debates. I do not think that the President of the United States has comported himself in a way that has any association with truth, evidence data and facts. I wouldn't legitimize a conversation with him, nor a debate.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.21927694
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21927694

TQQQ GONNA HIT 160

>> No.21927697

when will TSLA go down?

>> No.21927698

>>21927673
because it's based upon bids and asks, not just automatically tabulated by an algo

>> No.21927702
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21927702

Opened this five minutes ago wtf. Literally making more trading stocks at work than working

>> No.21927707

>FOMO'd into OSTK at ATH
>CLSK tanking hard

I AM FUCKING UNIRONICALLY NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
EVEN MY TSLA GAINS WON'T BREAK ME EVEN WTF

>> No.21927709

>tfw I went all in FB instead of TSLA

>> No.21927710

>>21927698
based

>> No.21927714
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https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/27/walmart-is-teaming-up-with-microsoft-on-tiktok-bid.html

>Walmart is teaming up with Microsoft on TikTok bid
>Walmart is teaming up with Microsoft on TikTok bid
>Walmart is teaming up with Microsoft on TikTok bid

>> No.21927726

>>21927697
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

>> No.21927731

>>21927691
45 states vote for 45 this election change my mind

>> No.21927737
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>>21927702
Yeah I did that a few weeks ago on the dips. Was making like $400 in 5 minutes lmao

>> No.21927745
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21927745

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/microsoft-brings-back-halo-veteran-021343950.html

>Microsoft Brings Back Halo Veteran to Get Delayed Game Back on Track
>Microsoft Brings Back Halo Veteran to Get Delayed Game Back on Track
>Microsoft Brings Back Halo Veteran to Get Delayed Game Back on Track

>> No.21927750
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21927750

I'm Rob Lowe, neat

>> No.21927753

Just a reminder that a lot of investment firms purchase assets near the end of month. Tomorrow is gonna be insane.

>> No.21927755

So FNGU and TQQQ are lagging a bit today because Netflix and Twitter shat the bed a bit? I'm thinking tomorrow will be decently green if today stays this way but who knows anymore. Why is crypto down right now though?

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>>21927714

>> No.21927767

i thought tiktok was banned why is literally all news FAKE

>> No.21927771

sold some tqqq calls before the dump at 160
what now? 900 to spend

>> No.21927773

FX is untradeable this morning. Don't trade FX.

>> No.21927779

>>21927691
Bullish

>> No.21927796
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>>21927707
Me too, CLSK bro. I just hope the worst is over now and there’s only up from here. Fuck why didn’t I buy more TSLA.

>> No.21927799

holy shit TSLA

>> No.21927800

whats the longterm potential of TikTok? I just don't see it remaining popular for long.

>> No.21927806

>>21927621
Can I get a Powel speech QRD?

>> No.21927809
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21927809

EBAY looking juicy, opened some 11 SEP 20 at 57

>> No.21927815
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21927815

>there are actual non Americans in this thread

>> No.21927825
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21927825

Q

Q

Q

>> No.21927829

>>21927771
Load up on TQQQ?

>> No.21927831

So when can I buy xpev and is it worth buying it today?

>> No.21927836

>>21927691
They are so fucking lost it's ridiculous. In sane countries, the democrats would be the extreme left-wing party that has like 4% of the votes, that constantly cries about shit and that the vast majority just ignores

>> No.21927843

APPLE JUST SCREWED OVER EVERY SINGLE SOFTWARE COMPANY HOLY SHIT EVERY APP ON THE APP STORE HAS TO ALLOW THEM TO OPT OUT OF DATA COLLECTION FACEBOOK IS GOING TO SHIT THE BED

>> No.21927846

WHEN THE FUCK IS JEROME TALKING?

>> No.21927850
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21927850

When will the madness stop? This is more than 40% compounded growth a month for 3 months. It's just retarded. Why didn't I buy at 1300 at such a nice dip

>> No.21927859

>>21927815
>Complains about non-Americans
>Posts pic of an illegal immigrant
Typical Burger IQ at work

>> No.21927863

>>21927771
>>21927829
>flip TQQQ calls for profit
>use profits to buy more TQQQ
Yes, this is the way

>> No.21927875
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21927875

Denny!

>>21927677
Fuck wally world.

>>21927691
God this woman has become such a cunt in recent years.

>> No.21927895

>>21927850
I think we are all kicking ourselves for not buying TSLA at $400 in March.
Imagine buying calls on it. You'd be a millionaire.

>> No.21927903
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21927903

I only need to do this like 17 more times and I'm a millionaire.

>> No.21927907

>>21927875
go DENN go!

>> No.21927908

>literally third day in a row I get bogged by not selling before murica opens and somehow dumps every euro market into crab hell after they've spent half the day slowly climbing up
STOP IT
FUCKING STOP

>> No.21927911
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>>21927621
if apple could stop going sideways that would be great

>> No.21927913

>>21927850
Don't worry anon, no one could have predicted the levels of meme magic we're experiencing. I almost bought a share at around $850 when SpaceX launched the manned flight, then it mooned to $1000+. Kicking myself but also cashing in bigly on FNGU and TQQQ gains either way. Also definitely buying after the split.

>> No.21927915

bought some amd $86 8/28 calls

>> No.21927917

>>21927843
yeah I don't like that as an app developer, ad revenue is already down so much due to covid. tim apple fucking me over.

>> No.21927920
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21927920

All the pizza places by me ended every good deal they had. Was $6 larges at papa js. How the fuck is jpow not doing anything about this?

>> No.21927924
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21927924

Made over 20k on TSLA calls, I’m done for the day.

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>>21927825
Anyone got this pic but with lawfull good etc? Will pump sp500 tomorrow if i get it

>> No.21927928

>>21927850

>why didn't I buy at 1300

because it's overvalued at 1300 and you are a sane person.

>> No.21927945

>>21927085
why trade futures instead of stock?

>> No.21927949
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>>21927859
GET OUT

>> No.21927974

>>21927691
As on point for her as this seems, I can't find a source anywhere. Where/when did she say this?

>> No.21927977

Guys. Workhorse will go up when contract is announced right? And not lordstown? We’re in the right stock yea?

>> No.21927980

>>21927771
Don't forget to stash whatever % of those gains in cash because that will be going to the IRS.

>> No.21927981

>>21927859
i havent seen it in forever but wasn’t he technically born on earth? i guess he’s more of an anchor baby

>> No.21927994

>>21927697
when I become millionaire and you still ask when is right time to buy

>> No.21927998
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21927998

R8 pls

>> No.21927999

>>21927945
>open whole day
>hence more robust technical signals
>like forex but relatively safer

>> No.21928006

>>21927977
WKHS will be the one that pumps and dumps when the contract is announced

>> No.21928031

Subway is a scam. They said $5 any sub EXCEPT the fine print says you have to order online. Wtf you still have to come in person. Costs you more doing it there in person. Wonder how many people they scammed with that "deal" by getting them to walk in.

>> No.21928036
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21928036

can QQQ stop going up before I can dump 30k into it. I'd like 100 shares thanks

>> No.21928044

>2 days before split
>aapl red
>crabbing
>low volume
y tho

>> No.21928046

How do I profit from crossing state lines with an AR 15 and shooting some nogs?

>> No.21928047
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>>21927974
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1299008597456760834

>> No.21928049

Why the fuck is DKNG going up when sports are canceled again?????? Seriously what the fuck.

>> No.21928055

I'm not gonna complain about my TQQQ gains, but I'd be cooming right now if TSLA was in TQQQ.

>> No.21928063
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21928063

doubling down on my facebook 300 calls

>> No.21928072

>>21928047
god shes intolerable

>> No.21928073

>>21928049
not cancelled. NBA just voted to continue the playoffs

>> No.21928077

>>21928047
Everyone and their mother knows Joe doesnt have the mental capacity to keep up with a debate. Joe just needs to hide and run out the clock

>> No.21928082

peak euphoria, this will be end badly for the bagholders

>> No.21928085

>>21928049
football wont be cancelling over the next justified cop shooting and no1 cares about basketball betting

>> No.21928086
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21928086

I dont like paying more taxes than most people make in a year :^(

>> No.21928088

>>21927999
the risk is also higher though, no? i know at least on the /ES 1 point is worth $50 for a single contract.

>> No.21928091

>>21928031
Wtf r u talking about

You get $2 points eventually doing app
No line
Same price

>> No.21928092

>>21927977
you should be in both of them

>> No.21928094

>>21928082
we haven't even split yet

>> No.21928107

>>21928044
Because people are taking profits today after an absurd run up yesterday. Tomorrow will probably be green if today continues like this, people will think it's "oversold"

>>21928047
nice. jesus christ she's so out of touch. probably will get reelected though, again

>>21928055
That's what FNGU is for you dingus

>> No.21928111

>>21927913
I remember that. I felt compelled to buy as well. Then at 1300 I felt like if be FOMOing

>> No.21928118

>>21928073
They had -35% pay cut if they stop. Nba players just showing but none will lose that $$$$ for this. Its all to sell nikes and be more than an athlete for pr purposes

>> No.21928132
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Fuck it, dump AMZN and go in WMT and MSFT? Surely the tiktok deal will go through and give off gainz?

>> No.21928142
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21928142

Kek, gonna hold these till I die, give my heirs a nasty surprise, the old man was loaded they'll say. Surprise, you greedy fucks, your not getting a dime. Give them a screwing from the grave.

>> No.21928146

>>21927691
>>21928047
Imagine if Trump went ahead with the debate anyway. They could put a cardboard cut-out of Biden at the other podium

Then attach a voicebox with a pull-string to it for on-demand malarkey

>> No.21928151
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21928151

What is Amazon thinking?
They want people to upload half naked images of themselves to the cloud just to find out a body fat percentage.

The images aren't just processed. They stay with Amazon until you delete them.

>> No.21928155

>>21928092
Fuck I don’t have the money to be in both

>> No.21928158

>>21928036
TQQQ IS DIPPING RIGHT NOW ANON, NOW YOUR CHANCE.

>> No.21928162

>>21927707
>>21927796
Clsk unironically $7 next week

>> No.21928166

>>21928132
>buy when things are up
>sell when things are low
take a look at yourself in the mirror and wonder why you are even trading in the first place

>> No.21928177

So this entire covid hoax is to keep Joe Biden from having to debate? I'm actually impressed.

>> No.21928185

Where the DPHC chads at?

>> No.21928188

>>21928132
WMT was already a good long buy before tiktok news. i dont understand why they want tiktok

>> No.21928187

>>21928166
Because I'm retarded. How is that a question?

>> No.21928189

>>21928151
People give their nudes to everyone these days

>> No.21928190

>>21928107
>FNGU
Thanks anon

>> No.21928192
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21928192

Any AMC bros in the chat?

>> No.21928193

>>21928088
Try it out even with a virtual account, you'll see. This is assuming you're reasonably decent with your TA.

>> No.21928194

>>21928055
Tqqq does hold Tesla doesn't it? About 65000 shares right? Or was that another etf I looked uo

>> No.21928202
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>>21928151
>half naked pics of themselves

So, Amazon is starting its own social media platform? Nice

>> No.21928214

>>21928188
ecom

>> No.21928216
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how much you guys think tesla is going to moon tomorrow with the whole split thing going on?

>> No.21928218
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>>21928151
>users must be 13 and up

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>>21928162
youve been saying this for a month

>> No.21928225

>>21927998
no point diversifying such a small account. But you have decent picks

>> No.21928228
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>>21928158
I don't have the 30k in my account yet. It'd almost feel like FOMOing right now even if I plan to hold long term. I was hoping for a pullback in the markets but it may not come and I should just do the time in the market > timing the market thing,

>> No.21928233

>>21928187
how many trades do you do in a week? I think you'd be better off loading up on red days and just forgetting about your portfolio for a while.

>> No.21928253

>>21928185
Here since the merger announcement bro

>> No.21928256

I have a 1000 usd. What should I buy?

>> No.21928258
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21928258

Go norwegian bote slut!! Go go go go!

>>21928146
I approve of this.

>> No.21928263

>>21928192
Bill and Ted tomorrow bud!

>> No.21928264

>>21928223
Not true

>> No.21928275

>>21927843
Based

>> No.21928279

>>21928194
It does, it just didn't show on yahoo finance. Excuse me I'm retarded.

>> No.21928281

>buy
>it goes down
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based i'm based
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21928283
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>didn't buy TSLA last few days because I thought it would dip below 1900
>thought it would dip below 2100 at open
>thought it would go under 2200 at lunch
>FOMO in at 2240
I am NEVER paying $200+ to try and save $20 again

>> No.21928285

>>21928228
I'm not sure when/if the Q's will tank. My best guess it's on the off chance we crash again before the election, but other wise it's just steady upwards growth.

>> No.21928291
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i'm cooming

>> No.21928295
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>>21927702
I know anon I literally sold a trade during a wage cuck meeting. I felt superior to the normies. The trick is to find a strategie(s) that can bring consistent gains.

>> No.21928301

>>21928256
Lunch

>> No.21928302

>>21928256
CLSK good entry point

>> No.21928308

I have a sep 18 25.50c on VXX
shits doing pretty alright today, sell or hold?

>> No.21928309

>>21927846
Already did

>> No.21928319

Buy CLF Cheapies

Buy CLF Cheapies

Buy CLF Cheapies

>> No.21928325
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>>21928218
Long rope

>> No.21928326

>>21928283
You know what's coming boy
see >>21928283

>> No.21928330
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21928330

APPLE PLEASE JUST GO BACK UP

>> No.21928336

>>21928256
FB

>> No.21928337

>>21928253
Same here, feelsgud

>> No.21928344

>>21927924
Awesome! I have two that are killing it. I'm gonna sell later today, then go eat pizza!

>> No.21928350
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>>21928185
+64% here i wish we had options

>> No.21928355

>>21927846
Too late
>>21927806
>Average inflation over the years should be 2%
>Said last few years had less than 2%
>Didn't say if inflation should catch up for the last years or not
>Didn't say what he will do to make shure inflation reaches the level he wishes for, just that he do
>Wants to save jobs, especially those of minorities (this is what props up the dow i guess)
>Didn't say how he wants to do it
Just lots of informationless blabbering really

>> No.21928365

i hate to repeat myself but
holy shit TSLA

>> No.21928375
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21928375

Imagine not buying SPY long calls when it dipped last week to 335. You'd be up 25000% if you bought SPY 350c.

>> No.21928382

>>21928006
when is this contract

>> No.21928385

>>21928325
Baruch hashem, brother. Also thanks for the tip. Did you happen to misspell, because I can't find the $ROPE ticker?

>> No.21928403
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soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

>> No.21928404

VIX is skyrocketing. People are getting spooke even as all markets are green.

>> No.21928416

>>21928256
Almost anything but at open today so too late

>> No.21928417

>>21928151
Jeff Bezos is an unironic based autist. His vision for the future is one I can get behind.

Bezos 2024!

>> No.21928418

>>21928382
very likely before sept 30

>> No.21928421

>>21928285
that's why I'm afraid waiting will be for nothing. I don't believe it'd be a huge pullback either and it'd recover in a few months again anyway. Plus I keep reading that historically the president/election doesn't really effect the stock market as much as you'd think

>> No.21928427

>>21928302
>>21928256
Better entry point will be $7 next week....

>> No.21928431

>>21928375
I would if they weren't worth $80,000

>> No.21928447

>>21928192
That's a short squeeze lad. Don't get too cocky.

>> No.21928448
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21928448

>>21928365
I can’t believe it either, honestly don’t expect it to last but watching “funny number go up” is enjoyable now

>> No.21928449

>>21928403
now that's the /biz/ way

>> No.21928452

>>21928404
Up 2%
>skyrocketing

>> No.21928460

>when you forgot that dividends are due
ah yes like christmas

>> No.21928462

>>21928421
I don't think you're missing out, for what it's worth. The Q's will go up for a long time it seems. Really, it's always a good time to get in, it just so happens that you might get a very slightly better deal if you catch a crab day.

>> No.21928463

>>21928326
what

>> No.21928468

>>21928344
Congrats, it actually looks like it’ll break 2300.

>> No.21928476

>>21928452
It's up 5% and VXX up 4%. Where the fuck did you get 2% from?

>> No.21928477

>>21928403
Based. Absolutely based.

>> No.21928480
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21928480

why is it, the less fear there is, the more afraid i am

>> No.21928481

>>21928452
>>21928404
What about UVXY?? It's up 5%+ today, doesn't seem great. Why does it seem to completely inverse TQQQ and FNGU?

>> No.21928482

>>21928463
>>21928281

>> No.21928486

>>21928256
slv

>> No.21928487

this is officially the age of the weak dollar

>> No.21928492

>>21928404
wow fuck me, sold all my calls at break even this morning

>> No.21928501

>>21928151
"hydro tanks and pods" didn't even work, the results were terrible

>> No.21928514

>>21928462
long term I know it'll go up, but it'd be nice to catch a good dip for sure. and getting in before 300 would get me 100 shares if I wanted to do covered calls or something. also kind of hoping for a split after 300

>> No.21928518

>>21928487
>now

>> No.21928526

Wake up apple! All my other stocks are leaving you behind today

>> No.21928528

>>21927875
>God this woman has become such a cunt in recent years.
When was she not a cunt? She's always been a fucking cunt.

>> No.21928531

>>21928193
alright i will, i'll see how it goes for a couple of weeks.

>> No.21928532

Did I get fucked buying Citigroup?

>> No.21928541

>>21928480
you have the right instincts unless you are some retard who buys weeklies. the old saying really does work, "be cautious when others are greedy, and greedy when others are cautious."
It's just about turning your sentiment/fear into a trading strategy that you execute according to plan.

>> No.21928556

>>21928480
cause you're retarded. this thing is going to fucking proxima centauri b

>> No.21928557
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can someone explain how this is possible?

>> No.21928559

Vix is spiking

>> No.21928565

>>21928404
You do realise VIX tracks volatility both ways, right? And that it will go up when people are rushing into the market? I know it's called the Fear Index, but you can also call it the Fear of Missing Out Index.

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>>21928468
It is kind of surreal. I'm not rich rich by any stretch, but to see and later realize gains like these...Will be sweet. I'm gonna get extra cheese.

>> No.21928569

>TSLA up 6%
>APPL down
What is this

>> No.21928576

Taiwan and the US have pledged to only use 'clean' 5G (only NSA & CIA backdoors). What should I be purchasing for this?
Cisco? Nokia? Samsung?

>> No.21928579
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>>21928487
As long as stocks go up i can accumulate

>> No.21928598

>>21927875
>pelosi
Living evidence of the need for term limits

>> No.21928602
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21928602

Is it worth shorting tesla after the split?

>> No.21928619

>>21928557
Its really quite simple you just press the power and sound buttons down and then you can take a screen shot

>> No.21928621

>>21928602
no it's going to fucking skyrocket

>> No.21928622

>>21928579
Where do you get physical bars? I have a nice safe and it's incomplete without some.

>> No.21928639

>>21928569
someone explain TSLA to me because i don't get it. how is the stock so high when they don't make shit for revenue?

>> No.21928640

>>21928565
Sure, but when it literally inverses stuff like TQQQ and FNGU it seems to be more of a "Fear index". Otherwise, if people were rushing into tech, wouldn't TQQQ and FNGU also be mooning?

>>21928569
Boomers and normie investors taking profits from yesterday/this week

>>21928576
I've had FIVG on my watchlist, it's been having an incredibly hard time getting above $29 but once it does I'm sure it has the potential to be another SOXL or something similar

>> No.21928642

>>21928031
We have a subway in town that's run by some Russian dude that literally refuses to take company printed coupons

>> No.21928656

>>21927697
i think a couple weeks after the stock split split should see a huge sell off. source: my ass

>> No.21928657

which one of you assholes bought TSLA at 2290

>> No.21928658

>>21928602
You need mountains of money to even begin to try to time the bubble pop on TSLA. Like lose a billion dollars to than make 20 million kind of money.

>> No.21928665

BUY THE TQQQ DIP
BUY THE TQQQ DIP
BUY THE TQQQ DIP
BUY THE TQQQ DIP

>> No.21928670

Uh oh 9:30AM dip
Are you brave enough to hold? VIX is up to 24.18.

>> No.21928673

>>21928565
Yeah but it's not spiking because of going too high, the market's actually sin waving today instead of moving in steps or keeping a constant velocity. I haven'r seen SPY look this spiky in a long time.

>> No.21928674

>go to sleep at 5am
"its, ok, the market is probably gonna crab
>wake up to tsla @ 2300
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21928675
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Holy shit. Apple is taking an absolute shit. It's gonna close sub $500

>> No.21928676

>>21928621
>>21928602
when even is the split?

>> No.21928682

Quick question:
What are "calls" and can I do them on the robinhood app?

>> No.21928683

>>21928640
>I've had FIVG on my watchlist
Thanks anon. I'll look into this further.

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>>21928482
welp there it is

>> No.21928685

AAPL is at 500 mark, a bunch of bears are shorting it

>> No.21928689

>>21928639
This is like saying
>Why are people freaking out about Ford?? They're nearly bankrupt and no one I know even has a fucking car
in like 1920. Also, Tesla is NOT just a car company

>> No.21928693

>>21928658
20 billion*
I NEED COFFEE

>> No.21928694

>>21928639
Speculation.

>> No.21928696

>>21928642
Lmao. I hate it when these companies some small print stipulation. Its like when a lot of these brokerages claim to be free but then you read the fine print and realize what the heck is the point of leaving robinhood.

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EVERYTHING IS DUMPING

>> No.21928706

>>21927863
This is literally 80% of my strategy since March. I’m up like 20k lol

>> No.21928712

>>21928675
What's in his hand? Is he legit an alien?

>> No.21928717

>>21928639
TSLA is fueled by Musk, memes, and the future. There is no point in trying to value it from any technical standpoint.

>> No.21928718

>>21928676
monday

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fb cheapies
tqqq cheapies

>> No.21928727

>>21928622
I got mine from APMEX. You can snipe some good deals at or below spot on Ebay but they banned me so fuck them go with apmex

>> No.21928729

>>21928718
so I guess theres going to be a lot of friday hype over it?

>> No.21928735

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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BUY THE DIPS IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT

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>>21928480
You know what they say: when everyone stops believing that there'll be a crash, that's when you better invest in some Depends because the crash is coming.

>> No.21928744

So uh why is stuff suddenly dumping. Delayed reaction to powell? Also reeeeeeeee had i held my wmt calls id be up 100% rather than selling them for about 25% to 75%.

>> No.21928745

>>21928689
>Also, Tesla is NOT just a car company
They are going to buy TIKTOK and the stock is going to Mars.
That's what Elon meant by going to Mars.
It's already past the moon.

>> No.21928755

>>21928682
yes, you buy calls to lose money and if you loose enough of tsla musk personally "calls" you to thank you, hence calls. on the other hand you do not want to know what "puts" are.

>> No.21928758

>>21928557
Barely any volume, just random low volume trade. Could unironically be a missclick

>> No.21928759

>>21928729
i don't think anybody knows whether or not to sell or if it really is going to trick retail into buying a shitload of it

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>> No.21928767

>>21928744
Lunch break :)

>> No.21928771

>>21928744
>It wasn't enough
AHHhaaHAAaHhhhAHHHaaAAAAaaa!!!!!!!

>> No.21928772

>>21928745
holy fuck this may actually be true, Elon loves to send cryptic messages early like when he told us about the stock split

>> No.21928775
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21928775

Grabbed a final round of more TSLA. Now to watch it tumble down.

>> No.21928778

>>21927621
Imagine buying right now! Shit is obviously a bubble. Prep the crash

>> No.21928789

>>21927694
Split, when? They typically split between 150 to 200

>> No.21928795

>>21928727
Nice. How do you know you aren't getting ripped? I assume ampex is a legit company?

>> No.21928809

>people angry about AAPL
thank god. you retards want +3% every day. that is unsustainable. when the correction happens AAPL/MSFT will be fine, tesla and others will shit themselves

>> No.21928812

>>21928767
This. East Coast market makers and movers are logging off and letting it coast or handing it over fully to the algos. Shit's gonna get interesting in 1-1.5 hours. STAY TUNED

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>>21927750
Hi Rob. You seem pretty cool desu

>> No.21928823

>>21927809
Ehh, they are at ATH that is was above the moving average.

>> No.21928824

TSLA will stop making cars since the margins are awful and be a company that mostly makes deep OTM calls on its own stock.
Is this the purest ticker for Wall St. in existence?

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21928826

>finally buy tesla
>it starts going down

>> No.21928838

>>21928421
I’m holding 100 shares now and sitting on another 12k or so (10% of my portfolio) as an emergency fund that I’ll use to double my position if it does take a dive. In the meantime I’m daytrading with that 12k so it’s not completely sitting fallow for months/years

>> No.21928854

>>21928047
this is so pathetically transparent. They know Biden' mind is running on fumes.

>> No.21928857

>>21928763
Based

>> No.21928863

>>21928809
>even the CEO cashed out and still in denial of the bubble

Ngmi

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>>21928824
KEK

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>>21928697

>> No.21928871

>>21928812
>Stock goes up Pre-Market, rallies high
>Normies FOMO and futher exacerbate the normal daily morning dip and sell the bottom
>/smg/ thinks that this is finally it, the crash (literally every day btw)
>Stock crabs around here for an hour or so, gently returns to the mean from the prior trading day
>Is more or less normal, maybe a dip at lunch
>If it dips at lunch:
>/smg/ thinks that this is finally it, the crash (literally every day btw)
>stock rallies at Power Hour/After Hours
>The cycle repeats, everyday.

>> No.21928877

VIX nearing 25..

>> No.21928887
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>>21928775
>we bought the top
Oh well, it will probably hit 2500 EOD tomorrow

>> No.21928894

>>21928826
>post anime
>get btfo
pottery

>> No.21928907

>>21928132

>dump AMZN...

not gonna make it. it broke ATH yesterday and it's closing way above SMA50 every day.
We are going way higher still.

>> No.21928913
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>>21927895
But.. I did buy TSLA in March
I bought it and you all laughed at me

>> No.21928927

>>21928877
Vix buyers are wrong. Just relax.

>> No.21928932

>>21928913
Good work, keep it up.

>> No.21928933

>>21928151

Good feature, I'd use it.

>> No.21928935

where my amrn bros at?

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all my stocks are red, welp this sucks

>> No.21928950

>>21928789
We're definitely due for one, I hope it comes soon, I wanna fuck around with covered calls

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21928968

any IVR baggies still holding on

>> No.21928969

>>21928927
Its a v common idea to buy puts through election right now etc. Its natural.

This is a HATED rally and thr mechanics will reflect that aka vix spikes on new highs, pullback attempts, rotation attempts.

You should be locked into these facts by now. June and july lessons

>> No.21928981

>Financially RUIN myself on some shit calls
>Drop from 3k to 800 on RH.
>Say fuck it all and buy a half share of tesla at 1,500
>Back to 1200 in a week

Such is life in poverty town.

>> No.21928996

Just bought the TQQQ dip, no chance of a massive nasdaq crash before the election right?


Right?

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>>21928939
rolling for friday redemption

>> No.21929015
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21929015

post a picture of you trading stocks

>> No.21929020

>>21928968
Sell at a loss and move on, Real Estate will take 10 years to recover, especially IVR.

>> No.21929024

>Powell makes statement
>general bullish sentimet drives non-tech up
>market realizes non-tech is still fucked
>Sells non-tech for more tech
>tech catches up and zooms past non-tech

Wait for it

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>>21929015

>> No.21929043

really feels bad man not being able to buy options on tech companies from Europe. fuck

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>>21928686
>>21928283
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>>21929015

>> No.21929062
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>>21928907
Yep still lots of upside though i wouldn't go all in

>> No.21929065

HOLD TSLA BROS

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>>21929015

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>>21929015

>> No.21929074

>>21928996
When election goes into overdrive is the perfect time for a dip.

That being said this dip seems more like a correction considering the market push was just based off of split hype on AAPL and TSLA (for QQQ at least). Trending back up by end of next week.

>> No.21929079
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>>21929015
Smile and Miku included.

>> No.21929082

>>21928968
Just go into RHP, more expensive but will still 3x with recovery, things already looking good for the future too

>> No.21929092

>>21929051
damn i need to get on of these for my dog

>> No.21929095

Were just getting started. Bulls are too euphoric, one day of red and see wojacks . This will be very ugly

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>>21929015

>> No.21929102
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>>21929015

>> No.21929105

when is xpev going to open im tired of waiting, about to just buy the tqqq dip

>> No.21929108

sell this dip, triple dipper = big dipper

>> No.21929122

>qqq/tqqq is down
wtf, i thought this was suppose to be illegal now

>> No.21929124

>>21929015
>when you go all in on BYND

>> No.21929140

>VIX not stopping
oh boy this is the rugpull everyone has been talking about for months

>> No.21929141

>>21929095
im waiting on a strong pink wojak spam day to buy the dip. haven't seen many today unfortunately so guess i'll keep waiting.

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what do bobos seek to achieve when they short shit, why does it seem they WANT a economic depression

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when do i short this ponzi?

>> No.21929152

VIX GOING PARABOLIC
THIS IS GETTING SCARY

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what the-

why is Nasdaqnny collapsing?

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>>21929015

>> No.21929165

>>21929148
Probably now unironically.

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>>21929015
Not really lol

>> No.21929176

What the fuck just happened to TSLA

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>>21929015

>> No.21929185

>>21929148
Wayfair doesn't even have a meme con man CEO at the head of it and its chart is very similar over the past few months

>> No.21929186

TSLA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.21929188

>>21929141
Yeah its going to be several days of pain

>> No.21929193

well
at least my SQQQ is finally making money

>> No.21929195

>>21929062
You set these lines up manually every time or are some/all automated?

>> No.21929198

>>21929122
Don't hide, just buy.

>> No.21929197

>>21929176
profit taking

>> No.21929202

>>21929160
To vindicate the bears.

>> No.21929209

>>21929140
>>21929152
glad i got out yesterday and have returned to day trading tbhwy. high VIX is always a good time to day trade instead of hold long term.

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>>21929015

tfw no daytrader gf

>> No.21929214

>>21928291
Chapo faggot

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>>21929176
blow off top

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>>21929015

>> No.21929223

market makers came back from lunch, saw their gains, and said WOAH NELLY

>> No.21929225

>>21928763
Lol

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>Apple puts I've been bag holding for a few weeks now finally start printing
Well shit

>> No.21929233

>>21929144
I didn't buy puts because I want it to dump but it's all a giant shitshow and not buying puts is retarded. I'd rather want it to go up and have the next 10 years like the last 10 years because then I could make infinite money on by trading. I don't want a bear market. But that's not on me to decide.

>> No.21929230

>>21929211
What is this?

>> No.21929234

>QQQ put gains offsetting my EBAY losses exactly
ebay stop

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21929236

>market crashes my second day of trading options

>> No.21929238

>>21929211
wtf there is a manga about stock trading?

>> No.21929260

>>21927806
Real negative interest rates.

>> No.21929261

>>21929185
wayfair makes their money as a launderer for child trafficking, but now that maxwell isn't giving them any more product, their revenues are going to start to dry up. just short them.

>> No.21929266
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21929266

what is this pattern called?

>> No.21929267

If I DCA $1k a month into TQQQ I'm gonna make it, right?

>> No.21929278
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21929278

boy am I getting fucked today by my retarded decision making

>> No.21929284

Bought the tqqq dip twice. Feels good

>> No.21929291

I'm not sure if I want to sell now, this seems like a bear trap. It's the end of month soon and there will be equity buying. If VIX hits 26 today though, I'm getting out..

>> No.21929295

I hope you guys bought the TSLA dip

>> No.21929298

>>21929266
The fractal. If you zoom out, TSLA is at 12:00.

>> No.21929301

>>21929267
Over the long run yeah. Just don't pussy out along the way.

>> No.21929307

Any news on FB?

>> No.21929313

Nooo, we got too cocky CLSK bros.

>> No.21929315

>AAPL below 500
Uh oh.

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>>21929278

>> No.21929320

>>21929230
>>21929238

it's billionaire girl (by spice & wolf author)

desu it's shit and only really good for meme panel caps

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CASH GANG WW@???

>> No.21929336

>>21929315
Should I buy?

>> No.21929342

>>21929328
this nigga holdin cash lmao

>> No.21929345

Ok I bought the dip, you can correct now

>> No.21929346
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Sp500 at record off the 200ma
Everyone and their mom is trading
Tech stocks weekly chart looks like the Empire State Building being built


Yup time to run and wait with a pile of cash

>> No.21929348

>>21929315
my cost basis is in the 300's I don't give a shit

>> No.21929351

>>21929336
How long are you willing to wait to make it back?

>> No.21929353

>>21929313
MAKE IT STOP JESUS PLEASE WHAT EVEN FUCKING HAPPENED

>> No.21929354

Apple bros I dont feel so good. I used the rest of my settled cash to just grab tqqq and now I can't buy the dip...

>> No.21929355

>>21929229
>few weeks
Anon how are they printing if you bought a few weeks ago? A few weeks ago they were at like 440. If you bought puts then you're still losing.

>> No.21929361
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21929361

APPLE SUB $500.

I REPEAT

APPLE SUB $500

>> No.21929368
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>>21929195
manually

>> No.21929373

>I thought I bought the bottom

What an absolute fucking rookie maneuver

>> No.21929376

why the fuck is everything going red?

>> No.21929378

i am egregiously stressed out

>> No.21929385

>>21929336
isnt there are tradewar going on with the US not allowing china to get apple products? that would be massive

>> No.21929387

>>21929320
post some more meme panel caps then. (in the next thread probably because this one is almost over)

>> No.21929392

>>21929260
Wait then why dont stocks go up hard as heck then?

>> No.21929394

>>21929376
its a buy signal

>> No.21929400
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>The fake green opening, into the fake dip, into the fake rally, into the real dip

>> No.21929404

>>21929346
>points, not percentage
>TA metric that throws out an unprecedented disruptive event
I sleep

>> No.21929407

>>21929355
VIX is driving options premium up

>> No.21929417

SELL AAPL SELL TSLA GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL SELL AAPL SELL TSLA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21929424

>>21929315
Cost basis is under $450 lmao not scared. If it dumps to 450 I'll buy more probably.

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>>21929355
I know. They're suddenly up %50 on the day. A few days of premium decay have been recovered.

Silver linings.

>> No.21929435

FUCK MY NET WORTH IS FALLING OFF A CLIFF

>> No.21929454

Shitty last hour.

>> No.21929455

>>21929400
noooooo im gonna be financially ruined

>> No.21929456

Oh come on I was happily in green before AAPL decided to shit itself

>> No.21929457

ha ha entire barket go mrrr

>> No.21929459

when tf will SRNE hit the bottom?

I want cheapies

>> No.21929460

>>21929346
If you dont have money working both sides your NGMI

>> No.21929465

next week will be big green, you only need to sell if you're playing weekly options

>> No.21929470

TSLA holds 2200

tommorow pump 2300 before split

>> No.21929478

HOLD
WE STILL HAVE 3 HOURS TIL MARKET CLOSE

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>My singular QQQ put is printing after that fake rally

You simply can't escape how overbought tech is right now

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i literally have no idea why everything turned red, is this some jewish trickery so the big boys can buy in since its the end of the month?

>> No.21929505

>>21929496
>>21929496
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>> No.21929506

Is anyone gonna make a thread? I dont want to do that awkward thing where I make one and then someone else makes one and then my autism goes haywire and I feel weird

>> No.21929516

>>21929434
Wait a second how long ago did you actually buy these?

>> No.21929526
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VIX TWENTY SIX

>> No.21929532

>>21929502
use your brain. apple and tesla are about to split. You think they want us goyim to own those shares when it happens?

>> No.21929543

B U Y T H E D I P

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>Not just a car company!
>muh future
>apple also wins

Ara, ara. You didn't buy the top of the bubble, did you anon?

>> No.21929623

>>21929557
huh

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I evacuated from longs on Nasdaq on time so I only lost 70k this month

>> No.21929752

>>21929502
The Fed said literally anything

>> No.21929780

>>21929313
I thought $7 was just a meme I was just fooling around come on

>> No.21929942

I love how they gave us a sense of hope this morning just to fuck us