/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21925485
People don't know what is good for them. Thank G-d there are others much smarter than us who know and are benevolent enough to guide us despite our transgressions. Bezos will bring us peace and prosperity.

BUY AMZN

many people posting here missed out on yesterdays gains because they thought the market was going to crash

REEEEEE WHY CHINA FUNNY MONEY GO DOWN

IT'S TIME TO BUY
JUST KEEP BUYING
ALMOST NOTHING CAN STOP THIS RALLY
CORRECTION IS COMING, BUY IT
DON'T HIDE JUST BUY

This didn't age well.

Gimme some good option plays lads

The pump is back on the menu boys.
G-d bless JPow

Can ant TAfags explain the W pattern?

I’m 25 and still a virgin

FB COME BACK TO LIFE BITCH, $310 eod or I lose some more hair!!!!

>>21925699
As long as you make money it doesn't matter anon

BUY XPEV

>>21925697
the W pattern is caused by a buy/sell phenomenon where people sell, then buy, and then people sell, and then there is more buying

Is there a website or tool the tracks what big insiders are buying/selling?

>>21925688
Calls on TSLA expiring any time before battery day, name your price, it genuinely doesn't matter

>>21925699
I had sex for the first time when I was 26. Its not that deep bro. Relax.

Psst
Psst
Hey kid, yeah you! You wanna make some easy cash?
Short $FLEX. ,
>Electronics manufacturing company based out of CHYNA
>female CEO
>Firing people by the boat load
They're going down quick.

>>21925699
i fucked a lot of women in uni anon, its not everything its cracked up to be

Options for today. Notice the volume for puts.

>>21925731
How does p*ssy taste like?

I bough the top, didn't I?

>>21925697
It's an homage to George W. Bush for everything he did for the Jews.

>>21925742
The fuck do you mean small? I'm clearly above average

>dying in crypto
>baba down 2% today already

end my goddamn suffering!

Anyone getting banned constantly by faggot jannies? One tried to give me a fucking month global ban for talking about the time i pounded a twink weeaboo because it “violated the law” like what the fuck is this reddit now?

>>21925725
If they told you their position it wouldn't work. If you find a whale position it's because he wants you to find it. Either to fuck you over or to buy his bags.

>>21925766
The first top, yes.

someone kill ontx bod

thanks

>>21925753
you ever find this true about uni?
>women from big towns satisfy the penis
>women from small towns satisfy the heart

>>21925753
>>21925699
>i fucked a lot of women in uni anon, its not everything its cracked up to be
This is correct.

>>21925757
So buy calls then

>>21925629
my dad just sent me 500€ to invest in stock, any suggestions?

>>21925783
Being gay does violate God's law, the highest of all laws.

Do i buy Lam Research on this dip?

HOW the fuck was the TikTok acquisition not priced into msft's price already?
Why did it pump today? Help I'm stoopid

>>21925812
This post is a recession indicator

>my whole watchlist is green except for AMZN
>I put everything in AMZN

>>21925742
Probably always short companies with Women CEOs unless they're major players.

Women aren't good leaders. I'm not being sexist, there just happens to be things that each sex is better at. We aren't equal but rather complimentary.

>>21925783
Fags deserve the rope

Trump got Powell on a leash. The strong dollar is no more, the Fed now actively seeks a weaker dollar.

>>21925817
Shut the fuck up protestant scum

You bought the BIGC dip today, right anon?

>>21925766
>>21925795
I meant BABA.

>>21925812
Tesla, we are going to mars.

>>21925810
Wouldn't it be bearish when put volume is higher than call volume?

>>21925841
hold steady lad

can someone summarize Jeromes speech? I slept through it and awoke to no dump, making me very angry

>>21925804
Honestly man, the penis is never satisfied. The heart wants money.

>>21925629
guys im tired of sitting on the fucking sidelines. i wanna get in on this kike casino. I just bought a 275 page book on technical analysis. Do you guys know any good resources or materials to learn how to do options/long/short whatever the fuck. I want my funny money too :(.

I'm a doomsday schiff PM fag and while I do believe my gold is a good investment long term, I'm just tired of investing like the world is going to end. I need to diversify my strategy

>>21925699
Don't fall for the FOMO, sex is more overrated than TSLA

>>21925825
That's not how things work anon even if it did jump a bit you will very soon end up in a state of disillusion when it doesn't mean shit other than it being in there.
Moreover expect the sp500 to fall a lot and be way more volatile if that piece of shit Zoomer stock is included

>>21925858
i dont believe in (((elon musk)))

How do I make those comfy pie charts that are always being posted?

>>21925895
i just go gung ho on tech stocks bro

>>21925895
unironically there are some decent youtube videos out there.

Theta gang for "advanced" options trades (Iron condors, etc): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0J8drGAJS4

This Moby lookin' dude has some pretty "lucid" videos on the basics of options: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bELT5FZCic

Good luck with the TA.

>TA

>>21925887
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>BRRRRRRRR
>BRRR
>brrrrrrr brrrrr
>brr
>br
>god bless niggers

What happens to a 3x ETF after one of it's holdings goes through a stock split?

For example what would happen to TECL price next week after AAPL share split is finalized?

What the fuck is up with apple bros?

>>21925629
I wonder how much of this shit will fix itself before week end

>>21925893
>diversify, go 30% apple, 50% tesla and 20% MSFT
This is as minimal as diversification can get my god

>>21925887
"we aint doing shit, make that money"
honestly anon, it was a 3% dip on most my portfolio. Who knows

>>21925924
this whole portfolio can be simplified with a 2x ITM SPY call

>>21925858
Elon Musk really is going to Mars

>>21925834
Wait, Microsoft wants to buy TikTok too? Everyone seems to want to buy it these days, where the fuck do I invest, who is going to win this trade war?

>>21925699
My sex life started at 23 it's not a huge deal. When you're older you can have more natural confidence and know what you like, and if you get yourself good life gains then you can still fuck (whatever legal age) girls so you've not even really missed out.
Sex is one of the least important and worthwhile things to worry about in terms of improving your life, once you start getting it you'll probably realise that

So I bought DPHC at what i thought was the peak at $14 and only put in £100 but i had £17k available and shouldve just dumped it all in for an easy 20% gain

What the fuck bros is DPHC gonna keep poooooomping or what.
Im still down 10% on WHKS which i bought at the same time

W. We all needed a dub today.

>TSLA

Elon Musk Neuralink video tomorrow, don't forget. 6pm EST.

>the future

>>21925684
If Tim Cook didn't dump his shares Aug 24/25 MAYBE it could have been possible, but not likely.

https://youtu.be/Ro7lrA781To

>>21925978
unironically based.

>>21925961
This general is full of retards, but it's entertaining.

>>21925893
20-50 individual stocks is the sweet spot, or get some broad market etfs.

Why is NAIL dumping?

>>21926008
Yeah, he did definitely take some air out of the sails of AAPL. Prick

I randomly went all in on MSFT yesterday and now MSFT just keeps going higher. When do I sell?

>>21925988
Either one is fine. Like I said last thread, lordstown motors was featured in the RNC propaganda piece. They're getting the contract. Don't stress about it, literally just hold for another month. In fact, I bought more WKHS today on the dip.

>>21926055
Never. Keep holding.

What price should I get into for XPEV smg? They're pricing it at 16-18.

>>21925697
It's called a whip saw, It's evidence of da jooz attempting to knock out both longs and shorts in an attempt to acquire more wealth.

Theoretically (and let me make this clear, this is clearly THEORETICAL and I would never take action to ensure such outcomes myself) how far would TSLA crash if Elon Musk was assassinated on battery day?

>>21926077
Bags these QQQ puts are getting heavy ...

>>21925978
Mine was at 21 but I haven't had sex again since I broke up with that gf at 23. I'm 27 now and I disagree: I have a good job, live in a nice place and have good investment gains, but I still crave love+sex everyday, and I get instahard at random pretty girls with full butts.

>>21925978
100%, lost my card at 21. Angels didn't descend from the heavens playing harps. I'll take my hand and a pizza over 90% of these thots, the pool is shit.

>>21926087
Delisted in a month. The con needs its con front man.

>>21925978
Are you me?

Any non-FAGTMAN stocks worth a buy?

>>21926087
it'd go to 5k

>>21925699
I was in the same boat as you until I decided to call up an escort. It's been almost 2 years now and I've consistently slept with at least 1 hooker a week since. Prostitutes are cheaper than girlfriends and wives, this is the true red pill.

>>21925996
No matter how many years go by, this pic is still incredible, what a perfect specimen.

>>21926087
Below $200, there is no Tesla without Elon. Funny enough, the entire tech market would crash with it, everyone is counting on their new battery technology. Apple would recover quickly, they don't care if it's Elon designing the batteries or some nameless Engineer Drone working for Tesla. But the Tesla Company itself would be finished. Buy NIO if you ever see Musk's head blown to little pieces.

>>21926116
Answer still the same since fucking April: No
AMZN alone is an index.

I made $8 on a $5000 swing trade.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm a professional day trader now.

What happens to a 3x ETF after one of it's holdings goes through a stock split?

For example what would happen to TECL price next week after AAPL share split is finalized?

>>21926087
>Tfw you heard of people that that went into NYC to spread covid and crash the market because they were loaded on puts
>>21926121
>Prostitutes are cheaper than girlfriends
I can guarantee you this is not the case at all, how in earth do you spend so much on your girlfriend and why did you spend anymore than like 50$ at most

>Nasdaq
DIOS MIO

>>21926153
That's a free lunch where I come from.

>>21926161
Not a damn thing since stock splits don't chance the market cap (and thus its weighting).

>>21925887
They're going to do whatever it takes to keep inflation above 2%.

what's next friday going to be like for me

>>21926091
QQQ is acting like a nigger trying to tread water while you've got your foot on its head. QQQ won't stay afloat forever and will sink soon.

>>21926121
Imagine not having a gf that makes more than you

tech is down, CROX is up

>>21926169
Nigga I literally fucked that colombian broad in the pic for 60 bucks. You mean to tell me that puta is more expensive than a gf? GTFOH

>>21926121
fucking with a condom feels almost the same as jacking off you incel

>>21925965
I don’t like options

>come home
>TSLA up almost 3% once again
>apple doing jackshit
JUST

>>21926128
>No matter how many years go by, this pic is still incredible, what a perfect specimen.
>tattoo and tragus piercing
No thanks.

I thought the stock market was going to crash today? I sold everything but everything I sold just keeps going up

>>21926153
You could by two cheeseburgers and reinvest the rest.
Next time you can make like $10.

>>21926121
Honestly I can see then appeal of taking the whorepill. If my wife ever leaves me I’m never dating again, just whores and hobbies.

i can't believe this market is never going to fucking crash again. the fact i missed the fucking bottom of the greatest market buying opportunity in the last 100+ years makes me feel so fucking bad, holy fuck

>>21925699
Same.
I just started using Seeking

>>21926146
>Elon
>designing batteries
10/10

>>21926198
Yes it is
I don't spend any money in my gf almost aside from the occasional treat or something small I picked up at the train station, everything we do together we split 50/50 what are you on about how having a gf is expensive

>>21926205
Tesla bubble will pop, Apple will not. Appreciate that when you see the Pink Fields next time.

im in red with apple calls expiring tomorrow. how fucked am I? Is this shit going to go back up you think?

>>21926210
>he listened to alcoholic bobos spreading FUD

>>21926201
lol this

>>21926230
oh great, you found a UNICORN! good for you..

>>21926240
How much did you pay on premium, what's the strike price?

TQQQ about to moon. Look at that tiny dip and instant recovery

How many bobos have killed themselves so far?

>>21926243
>>21926201
>he never had a gf that was an athelete or ballerina that did kegels and could control her vaginal walls
Lol

CLSK bros, I don't think I'm gonna make it... this may be my last entry...

>>21926240
RIP

>>21926266
they were $520 calls. got 4 at $365 each

>>21926265
This isn't a unicorn situation it's very normal where I live (Netherlands) that couples pay everything 50/50 almost all of the time.

>WKHS correcting
good, i want my 15.5

Status update:
Still a tad fucked from handling my first legitimate suicidal call from volunteering.
I sincerely think it rewired my brain a tad.
I completely forgot to check my stocks all week while my portfolio grew about 8k.
I just sold about 15k in SPXL; planning to cash out the 25k I injected for corona

>>21926277
Also
>being circumsiced

This threads so slow it feels like all the bulls when out to have a nice green field day. Meanwhile the bears are left here.

i know it's not a lot but i'm really happy with this, we're all gonna make it anons

>>21926277
>athlete
mudshark
>ballerina
slut

Not worth it

>>21926218
You should be doing it regardless, let's face it you're gonna get bored with the wife and look for a little change from time to time. Do you know how many married dudes I see at my local AMP? It would fucking blow your mind. I'm fortunate enough that I live in a densely populated area with casa de putas (colombian doll house) and AMPs (asian massage parlors). I can literally pick and choose what I want on any given day whenever I get the urge. Puritans will never know that feel.

>>21925731
>not that deep
pedo spotted

>>21926292
>Strike price of 520$
>Need the price to break at least 523.65$ to break even by tomorrow
They'll expire worthless if not for a miracle

>>21926303
nice blog faggot

>>21926292
Break even at close tomorrow would be 523.65 then. Good luck anon, we're all rooting for you.

>>21926303
>Snapchat, American Express and Tinder notifications.
The modern male disgusts me.

Why is GLD fucked right now?!?!

>>21926094
Job and wealth isn't everything anon, maybe you should socialise more and make good friends and connections with people to practice on controlling yourself a bit more and brush up the charisma.
If you can make people laugh and enjoy being in your company then all you need to do is keep meeting girls and you will get laid, it's that easy
>>21926107
Yeah I'm in a dry spell this summer and the only thing I miss is the physical connection I had with my ex in bed, being intimate and familiar is the best bit not just banging. I wanted to I could just go hit up two girls I've been sexting for fun and get laid but it'd just be meaningless and boring
>>21926111
Yes buddy, I'm your psyche's id manifested on a Szechuan yak milking forum

>>21926325
Just find one that is a virgin bro.
Worked on my machine.

>>21926128
if it's brown, flush it down

>should have sold NIO at 20+

I wish my broker gave me free stocks...

>>21926292
>$520

0% chance. Let this be a lesson to not buy OTM calls less than a week from expiry

>>21926356
This unironically

>>21926366
Jews

>>21926399
yeah I'm selling it once it goes back up a bit to minimize loss

if it does

SHOULD'VE SOLD WKHS AT 18.20
FUCKKK AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>21926366
Didn't Buffet buy a lot of it? The second he buys it the masses sell it, I dunno why it just happens.

>>21926366
Metals are grounds for kike manipulation. Should be rising, but nooooo

>S&P 3500 PARTY
S&P 3500 PARTY
>S&P 3500 PARTY
S&P 3500 PARTY
>S&P 3500 PARTY
S&P 3500 PARTY
>S&P 3500 PARTY
S&P 3500 PARTY
>S&P 3500 PARTY

>>21926381
I appreciate the advice, but while I understand your assumption, I actually am reasonably social, even though I am introverted.
Also, I'm not looking to get laid, I have actually rejected some girls and I have had another short lived gf that I never ended up having sex with. I am looking for love, unironically.
But I was just saying that my body stills craves for sex immensely on its own.

I can't believe I went all in on MSFT the day before TikTok CEO quitting (possible acquisition) AND they onboard a Halo veteran.

I'm LITERALLY insider trading.

MSFT OTM calls went up fucking 4000% today.

>>21926394
Stop trying to catch the top.

>>21926277
Kegels aren't special these days mate every sexually active girl is aware of it
There's probably countless 13 year olds looking up what they are and practicing them

GDXJ double bottom, if you wanted to get in now is a good time

>>21926468
What a faggot

>>21926386
That's brown for you?
Then I, as a southern european, must be like a senegalese to you.

Going to buy a Toyota Sprinter Trueno AE86 with my gains eventually

>>21926468
pussy is a commodity bro. This isn't some one-off work of art. This is getting pussy and not investing into that shit.

GET YOUR PARTY HATS

>>21926488
... of a chinese pnd

my scalping skills have been improving, made a quick $100 today. feels bad though, could have been $1000 but im too much of a pussy to buy/short more shares

>>21926277
I find the clit is good at controlling her vaginal walls too

AMZN green

>>21926502
Got my eyes on a Ferrari Testarossa with these tech and crypto gains this year

TECH
>TECH
TECH
>TECH
TECH
>TECH

Apple double bottom in. 510 soon

>>21926491
I've only had sex with a single girl, but whenever I tell anyone how my gf was able to squeeze my dick inside her no one seems to believe it. They all complan exactly the same as you nuggers where saying "it's not that special, fapping is almost as good"
Lol, no.

microsoft literally prints money
Bill Gates still bangs kids tho..

r8 my TA
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21926467
I already have NASDAQ calls. Should I buy SPY calls as well?

>>21926550
I've always liked the Testarossa. What Crypto were you/are you in?

>>21926203
well any portfolio manager would laugh at your positions nonetheless

>>21926580
>uses red
you literally had one job

>>21926504
Coomer hedonist

>>21926533
Never saw that as controllable, ny ex would just get random steong spams whenever having an orgasm (clitoral or vaginal).

3

5

0

0

NAIL is fucking my all green dashboard.

>>21926573
>randomly buy Microsoft a month ago
>Gates starts posing as the savior of the World
>suddenly TikTok acquisition rumors
I have made the right choice. I hate Libtards and I hate Bill, but if it prints, it prints.

>>21926468
Oh well then just carry on as you are my dude. Love just had a way of finding people and it's unironically as dumb as girls say with that 'when you know you know' shit
Why are you rejecting sex if you crave for it though?

>>21926193
t-thanks..

Lessons from Fed and 2009:
Long Tech, American misery, analog or digital rocks
Short USD, middle class, and boomer stocks

why did gold & BTC spike for a few minutes and now trend lower?
shouldnt inflation averaging benefit their longterm value?

We got too cocky CLSK bros.

Whatever your convictions are, hold your fucking ground. I bought MSFT 215c the other day and got out at a loss, I was scared of the red. Could have made like 300% now. jesus fuckin christ

>want to sell a put
>don't get filled for ages
>go nearer to the bid price
>bid prices goes down further
>chase it and get filled
>bid prices goes up again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21926700
>doubting MSFT

Ι don't know anything about investing. What should I do?

>>21926381
>being intimate and familiar is the best bit not just banging
Having some girl whose last name you dont know suck your dick like a porn star is unironically better. The amount of chores I get from my gf dwarfs the amount of blowjobs by an exponential figure, the last dumb whore that swallowed my load took maybe 2 beers out of my fridge after asking politely. Id like to trade back honestly

>>21926686
>long term value
you don't exactly need to stock up today, but but dips overtime.

>>21926697
>dows $300 on a $900 position
bros...

>>21926716
go long on tech.

>>21926596
Handful, less so the rugpulls though. I jumped out of Ampleforth at the right time and pushed everything into Statera. Very comfy gains, I'll take profit soon but I'm keeping a bag since I see potential in it long

>>21926647
Because my belief that sex is the natural progression of love, and that I always want it to keep be something special that is the ultimate form of physical affection is stronger than my animalistic urges.
Whenever I have those super strong urges I just fap and immediately feel terrible and think "good thing I fapped, I would definitely have regretted it if I had just tried to wet my pencil".

I am obviously not satisfied and feel very lonely, but this belief is something I wholeheartedly defend, even after much introspection.

>fed announces it will tolerate greater inflation than ever before
>treasury yields go up

jesus fucking christ, we are in full on clown market

Msft sure is comfy bros

>>21926618
>that webm

kek

>>21926716
Watch videos and learn before you start so you dont lose all your money

>>21926570
Well my post was probably a little hyperbole, a lot of people are just shit at sex
But amongst sexually active people these days it's really not that special, most of the girls I've fucked have bragged about it and every single one has been aware of kegels and the idea of them
It feels bretty gud yeah but that's part of my original point, best part of sex isn't just fucking or the sensation but learning someone else's body and having complete trust and fun with them. Like when you go inside a girl and it overwhelmingly feels like you just belong there, that's the real shit not just cooming from benis in bagina

>>21926745
I might go into Statera eventually. I remember when Link was at like $5. Was going to put like $1.5k in just because but anons told me it would never reach $10. Hit $20 a few weeks later lol.

TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

im a new lurker to /biz/. Why is this the only good thread? I thought this board would be 50/50 stock market and crypto not 90% crypto. Is everyone just trying to find the next bitcoin? why would there be another

this would be worth $20g as long as TSLA closes above $2,235 next friday, right?

almost sold tesla yesterday because of you fuckers

>>21925658
Found the jew

>>21926721
That sounds extremely empty and depressing. When I had a gf, doing things for her, and her doing things for me was just something that felt good, because it's like a companionship with someone that always has your back, no matter what. It's not really about exchanging favors for sex, that's just an evolved form of prostitution.

>>21926794
Chasing dopamin. We use options instead.

>>21926758
You sound like a fag

>>21926038
>>21925961
it was just a prank brosephs, theres the camera

>>21926818
Baruch hashem, brother

>>21926618
LL finna blow me up. Send help.

>>21926794
/biz/ was only created to get rid of the crypto shit from /g/

Will i make it bros?

>>21925947
This

Wait so did powell increase inflation? I thiught he said it was fine for the foreseeable future. Anyone got some sauce to make sure of this?

>>21926356
same i hate guys who have friends or fuck women. what a bunch of fags

>>21925947
he. actually said the n word (nig*er) on live tv???

>>21926863
Yeah that's bulletproof

>>21926782
Then I guess we are 100% in agreement.

>>21926366
Somebody dumped loads of paper on the futures to suppress prices.

>>21926580
peak delusion

>>21926858
>>21926618
How are NAIL and LL down when home sales and construction are irrationally high?? Profit taking? I think LL has a pretty hard barrier around $29 but NAIL I don't understand

Prostitutes are for niggers. Marriage and children are the true way. My son was born 2 weeks ago, I just made $1300 in gains while I rocked him to sleep and my wife is cooking breakfast. Maximum comfy.
Obviously don’t marry a shit woman. Find a debt free virgin without tattoos.

>>21926697
Lol i bought at 3 and sold at 6. Idgaf

Did JP talk already? I missed the links if he did.

>>21926912
Unironically?

>>21926302
(((Circumcision)))

>>21926863
Flawless no reason why this wouldn't work

>>21926598
>well any portfolio manager would laugh at your positions nonetheless
I don’t care

>>21926992
What is she eating?

>>21926959
>Obviously don’t marry a shit woman. Find a debt free virgin without tattoos.
This is probably the most important thing. And have lots of babies.

I don't think gfs are more expensive than prostitutes/escorts after you live together. Living together and sharing resources/combining income is huge net reduction in expenses.

if TSLA is above $2,235 next Friday, i have fixed an entire year of fucking up

>>21926721
Idk man fair play but I'm speaking from my own experience of having an ex that would unironically let me do anything to her and actively enjoyed being degraded. That seemed to scratch my itch for that so I don't really look for it with girls now. I would worry if I was that it would just end up leaving me feeling lonely though

>>21926903
As far as I understand he said the Fed would target an "average inflation" of 2%, meaning they would let it run higher than that if it has been under 2% for a time. Correct me if I'm wrong tho

>>21926959
>Find a debt free virgin without tattoos
Basically a unicorn unless they're about 18.

>>21926618
this is bullying

PRPO Baggie reporting in

>>21926903
He said he would let inflation run above 2% if it was below for a certain time. It was below 2%, so he essentially said above 2% is on the table short term.

At the moment nobody seems to be confident that inflation will actually be above 2%.

>>21926824
Relationships are just evolved forms of prostitution you nonce. It goes against just about every animal instinct

>>21926906
>have friends
Snapchat niggers aren’t real friends.
>fuck women
Only used up roasties use Tinder.

>>21926994
because your brain is small

any other daytraders here? i mostly just do this for fun but it's nice for beer money. that reversal was so obvious it hurts. i usually sell half for a quick profit and let the rest ride or get stopped out at break even. now im gonna go eat some lunch. thanks MSFT thanks jared from livetraders for teaching me how to read price action and volume successfully.

Kek, bought more T today. Just 2 shy of 100.

>>21926431
Go all in in DPHC now!

>>21926973
Precisely.

>>21927021
Mine was 19 when I met her. Nothing is impossible, fren.

Will rkt run up before earnings or should I close off my 15%ers

I'm up 1% today. And if tech went back to yesterday's prices if be up 2% so in fact I'm up 2% how's your day guys

>>21926959
>debt free
check
>no tattoos
check
>virgin
fuck almost

>>21927057
Trade futures, in your case NASDAQ futures.

>>21926697
Bros what the fuck happened

>>21927082
down on FB

Anyone buy that DG? Made a quick 500 before I got out of bed

>>21926431
if only tons of anons were telling /smg/ that the rally was based on nothing and it would correct shortly, just like every other wkhs rally since july.

>>21927084
Try again, you can do better next time. Virginity is unironically the most important trait in a woman.

>>21927044
Maybe in your limited sad experience.
I have first hand experience that proved to me that isn't the case.

>>21927094
these bags are getting heavy anon. This dip isn't going to last all day I hope

>>21927109
and in a man?

>>21927020
I've dated loads of women, short and long term. In the end (personally) no amount of love or subservient behavior makes me as happy as doing what I want, spending money how I want, and getting a brand new chick to choke it down.

>>21926903
No.
>>21926831

>>21926807
You'll be singing a different story tomorrow ON SPLIT DAY when you still haven't sold.

Also should I fomo into MSFT?

>>21926863
bagholder/10

>>21927060
Why?

anyone buying or holding some SPY calls? what dates

>>21927155
Never FOMO

>>21927120
sounds like youve had exactly that experience and no others. Sounds like you got obsessed with a girl, lost her and are desperately chasing that attention again. Oh noooo my experience is so sad I've fucked a number of different women and enjoyed myself and im not crying for attention on an anonymous cartoon board wahhhh

>>21927142
Depart from me, sodomite

>>21925697
Volatility in the underlying assets, essentially people just rebalancing on open before prices .

>>21926758
You sound quite conflicted desu. Sexual satisfaction is a minor part of the overall picture of human needs but it's still a part. You should definitely not feel terrible for it or regret it, that's not particularly healthy
Also love is an immensely misleading idea and you shouldn't bank things on it, it's shockingly and stupidly easy to get that rush of hormones and emotions with someone

>>21926959
>my way is the best way, dont be retarded - be like me instead!

god i want to punch people like this

>>21927109
Not going to happen unless she’s religious or autistic. I lowered my standards.
>debt free
>no tattoos
>never touched a nigger
>sexual partners <= boyfriends
>wants kids
>likes cooking

>>21927155
Buy MSFT because you judge it to be a sound business. Not because of FOMO.
That's just speculation.

>>21926394
Sold this morning at like 19.9. fuck it I made money, time to flip it into tesla heyoo

>>21927155
eh, it's probably about 2/3rds done with the breakout, limited update in the short term but it's golden long term.

WMT chads riiise

>>21927218
“My way” has been the most successful throughout human history. I can smell the soi through your post.

>>21927155
No. It's probably just tik tock speculation

>>21926570
the best is a creampie where she squeezes the load out in sync with ur thrusts. ethereal feeling

CLSK STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Well, well, well. Looks like this rally's out of gas, kiddos.

I'm fucking tired of seeing Tesla going up. I was going to buy at 1300 and I regret it severely

>>21927143
Fair fucks then, more power to you
Just curious but do you not have or foresee any desire to raise kids?

XPENG BROS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.barrons.com/articles/xpeng-ipo-goes-really-really-well-where-will-it-open-51598531605?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

>>21927289
I'm still massively up today from Tesla and Microsoft.

>>21927289
everything except TSLA it seems. Crazy

>>21927304
When the fuck is it going to show up on my broker? I want to flip this shit. I wonder if it'll drop from people selling at the start, or if it'll just go up.

Anyone here betting that Big Lots will skyrocket on earnings?

I switched up my options bros. Will i make it now?

Will I be able to close above 9000?

>>21927352
it hasn't started actually trading yet

350 SPY by EOD or else.

Also picking up a 300 FB and 230 MSFT call to sell my EOD. Buy the dips.

>>21927367
Buy TQQQ calls.

>>21927304
Y'all buying or selling?

>>21927273
>(-5% everyday)
Someone fucking hold me I’m tired of holding this bag

>>21927386
who gives a shit until you close at 100,000 desu senpai

I SERIOUSLY hope you guys bought the dip this morning

>>21927391
Whats tqqq?

>>21927367
this TSLA frenzy is unreal
i wish i had started playing it earlier

The s&p 3500 happened kek. Just as plannes

Alright i'm back in airplanes. Went with Skywest this time.

>>21926153
Solid.

>>21925851
I did earlier this week, think it’s going to drop any time soon?

>>21927273
>>21927417
I will literally never recover from these loses unless I just FOMO in more money into my portfolio.

>>21927430
Yea bro just bought that tesla call im already up $200. Shits wack

>>21926366
Dollar doing a rally.

>>21927427
TQQQ is a an ETF. It's pretty much exclusively gone up since forever ignoring Covid. It's leveraged so people will tell you calls are bad, but it's fine. Just make sure to buy calls a few weeks out.

>>21927256
its not about the fuckin "wife or not" debate, it's the general smug approach that people have when they praise themselves and mask it as arguing for a certain decision

>I chose renting instead of getting into debt to buy a house, now I have tons of money (enought to buy a house) and my friends, who bought houses are all like "QQ my credit payments are horrible and the house costs me money and I stress" while I sit on my throne and give them a pitiful stare. Be like me not like them
>I bought a house instead of renting. It's better, rent is throwing money away, but me (ME) I have my own property now, and credit rate is the same as rent, and when you go old and I have my house and you have nothing you'll be like "im old and poor and failure at life" and I'll be like "tsk tsk you should have been like me". Be like me not like them.
>Marriage and children are the true way. My son was born 2 weeks ago, I just made $1300 in gains while I rocked him to sleep and my wife is cooking breakfast. Maximum comfy. Be like me not like them.

These people need a punch in the face.

>>21927459
i bought a debit spread x20 that pretty much instantly went ITM
just need it to at least hold this level until next friday

>>21927420
I'm a techy too :(
If I close above 9000 we all make money

>BYND moons
Yea let me pay $5 for a $.25 blend of vegetables that were too old/ugly for the grocery store

Thanks papa elon

get in TSLA friday it will be crazy

>>21927516
is this chart thing something your brokerage does?

>>21927527
Most software was typed by an H1B pajeet on at $25k salary with a $10 logitech keyboard. What's your point?

Where is the top for Tesla? Does it have a top? Will it hit $3k? Wtf is going on?

>>21927295
Buy after the split and jump on the train, it's coming back around for another circuit

>OSTK
yep yep yep fuck that taking my loses

DENN
MMMM
LOVE ME GAINZ

>>21926716
go to investopedia

>>21927297
Nope and when i do choose partners that I see long term viability in im very up front with them about that. I genuinely do not want any children and I don't think it's fair to the kids to have them just to maintain status quo if you don't want to be an active daily participant in a child's life. I just don't like kids that much lol.

>>21927567
It's an app. My stocks portfolio
Best app you can download

just fomo'd into TSLA, have fun bears

Fuck Tesla I'm buying Amazon tomorrow. Fuck

New
>>21927621
>>21927621

>>21927574
No point really, I'm just surprised noone was holding that meme stock stock here

>>21927297
>>21927615
What’s even the point of having kids. Wanting to live with money and do what you want is far better than having to raise some life for, that isn’t a bunny or turtle

>>21927534
My portfolio is currently 70% $TSLA (was 100% until I bought $AMD , $NVDA and $MSFT a month ago)

>>21927191
>retard
im asking you what value you bring to ask for a virgin woman.
>inb4 muh money
"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

>>21927596
go denn go!

>>21927667
Besides the natural predisposition, nothing

>>21927085
why?

>>21927881
Thought so

>TSLA
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

>>21927667
When you get older your kids can take care of you

>>21926292
Ur fucked kid