/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21908613
RKT to $50

>>21908650
You're beginning to sound like those WKHS and PRPL guys

Why does Nintendo do this

All you anons with in the money TQQQ calls, sell some OTM calls for the amount of premium you originally bought the TQQQ calls for and hold your trade risk free to expiration

How long have you been buying stocks and how much money have you made?
>3 weeks
>$1700 —> $4200
I think I’m good at this so far

>>21908674
Because they're bros, and want you to be able to Wheel effectively.

Lol remember zomedica?
Piece of shit

>>21908686
Started in June. $12,000 --> $30,000 as of today. I could have made a lot more.

invest in solar and air conditioning

>>21908715
----->/ptg/

Msft just broke out of bullish pennant. V broke out of cup and handle. Lots of wagyu a5 meat still left in them bones.

>>21908732
Not found

>>21908635
That's a good idea, no reason not to do it. Whatever i do is going to be situational because who the fuck knows what this market will do

This scared the fuck out of me. Honestly this should be put at the top of the OP

https://youtu.be/u8u_J1JJvH4

>>21908674
its OTC thats why

>>21908746
Don't hide, just buy.

>>21908686
9 months in options, 200k-400k

>>21908722
You know the planet is like, a billion years old, right?

That anon who was holding 43k worth of TQQQ i hope you know that you can just sell portions of your holdings until you are completely liqd

>>21908746
>Boomers telling everyone to buy gold
Boooooring

>>21908686
6 weeks
-$1850

>>21908746
Lmao that’s the doomer line up for winter music festival. What do you expect for them to talk about?

>>21908799
I have $30k in GLD 9/18 calls.
Up 44.18% today.

>>21908787
Yes, and?

>>21908814
Great, but I don't want to watch boomers talk about gold for 40 minutes

>>21908814
short term calls on practically anything went up today, TQQQ guy was up 300% on some shitty OTM weekly call

>>21908674
pic related

>>21908686
>3 months
>Up $10k
Could be better honestly. Chased pumps when I shouldn't have.

>>21908686
2 months

>40k to
>38k to
>41k now

I wish I would have discovered tech earlier

>>21908846
How about listening to boomers talk about the shadow money system and TIC report for 48 minutes?
https://youtu.be/0RWUwEcZEng

R8. I'm buying into TQQQ next time it dips

>>21908857
Yeah but that's tech. Most of non-tech wasn't up today.

Insiders just bought 2.5 million shares of MU. You know what to do

Anyone sell covered calls? Is it worth it? I might try to get 100 apple to try it

>>21908948
Air conditioning and solar went up today, CARR was up 2%

>>21908845
Just making sure.

>>21908948
Why would anyone buy anything except tech

>>21908953
i'd buy MU if i didn't already have my "safe bet" into TSM and the rest of my money is already in TQQQ which will probably outperform both MU and TSM.

>>21908953
Bullshit...

>>21908974
You said it like you actually had an argument, glad we've cleared that up.

Anyone that thinks workhorse isn't getting 75% of USPS contract is delusional. If you don't act accordingly you hate money. This is the /smg version of link. I'm serious guys.

WHERE CAN I WATCH J POWELL SPEAK LIVE? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21908953
Where did you see this? Got a link?

>>21909042
Probably CSPAN, CNBC, YouTube, and a bunch of other places. Just fucking google "Powell speech" ten minutes beforehand. Why do people struggle so hard to find streams?

>>21909066
Arigatou Anon-sama

>>21909043
I'm not holding through the contract award because if they get little or no contract from USPS they'll dump like a motherfucker

And I'll buy it back afterwards regardless, on dip or pump

>>21909082
They are getting it though

>>21908977
Because when money flows out of tech from time to time, they flow to other parts. I'm trying to time that.

Why is this pattern

>>21908746
>Robert kiyosaki
>the ultimate boomer

We all know it’s a bubble but that doesn’t mean we can’t make money in it

>>21909096
They'll probably get some of it. I have no idea whether that's 10% or 80%, and nobody outside USPS does either.

Anyone here use roboinvestors like Betterment? they have this one socially responsibly strategy that I'm thinking of trying out, what kind of returns have you guys gotten with that?

https://www.betterment.com/resources/socially-responsible-investing-portfolio-methodology/

>>21909043
USPS is fucking hopeless. I would not be surprised if whatever contract they were expected to have is significantly sized down. How the fuck are they doing worse in lockdown reality when FedEx and UPS have shown postal services have become very lucrative? That 25 billion they got recently is probably getting embezzled or some similar bullshit right now.

im sure you'll go back to $20 so you can breakeven, but how will it feel to be outperformed by the fucking market index lol. Just buy a fucking ETF next time

>>21909183
>socially responsibly

CLOs collapsing could cause another GFC, and they're going to be under a lot of stress from Corona bankruptcies.

Hi smg

Rural retard anon here, i want to make some tortillas but i only have flour and water. How do

Also im still using a travel skillet

>>21909194
Okay I miss typed, there's no edit button on this site but still you understand what I mean

>>21909009
No arguments here. This is comfy pre-bedtime hours.

>>21909183
(You)

>>21909183
>socially responsible
social responsibility is one step above investing blindly based on TA and fundamentals but one step below investing based on scientifically proven macro trends

you basically arrive at the same conclusion (solar, air conditioning) but "socjus" investing will keep you out of companies that will absolutely profit off human suffering in the mid term, like defense and big data harvesting

you also weigh yourself down with a bunch of junk just because a nigger owns it or whatever

Who here has Robinhood gold for higher instant deposits? $1000 instant for regular is trash.

>>21909225
Oh ok I thought you were the guy from last thread who was really angry other people acknowledged global warming

I don't care whether you do or not, but all the data I've seen supports shit getting much worse over the next couple decades and I invest accordingly - long on conflict, human suffering, the unstoppable march of tech, alternative energy and air conditioning

>>21909246
But aren't like clean energy stocks also considered "socially responsible"?

By all accounts there's going to be a huge boom in solar and other green energy and electric vehicles soon.

>>21908613
Anyone fucking stressed the fuck out for this retard opening his mouth? I have my stops set but I still feel like he is going to rock the fucking boat big time.

>>21909205
Use luke warm water, heat the skillet hot as absolute fuck for like a full 90 seconds before you pour the mix in. It won't be great but it can be done

I got 280 stock in CCL. Any idea when it's going to start to jump?

>>21908686
2 months
£5,407 to £7,408

>>21909291
I should have sold my options on Monday morning. Now POW is going to wreck my bank stock.

Tomorrow we moon, boys.

Will the market value of these contracts be over/under $1,000 at the close tomorrow?

>>21909287
social responsibility is a bad investing thesis that occasionally produces the right end result anyways, what I'm saying is that you should look at the macro trends of WHAT the world is doing rather than what you think the world SHOULD be doing

solar and EVs and such are a good investment because of global warming and the shifting political landscape, not because it "feels good to do good" or whatever

SocJus investing would tell you defense stocks are bad because they make lefties feel bad. Macro trend investing would tell you that any period of scarce resources, changing climates, and the handover of superpower status inevitably results in armed conflict. Macro investing would tell you the future is drone warfare. SocJus investing would say "drones bad, Palestine good" or whatever.

Guys I'm 37 and wageslaved my whole life and I never got into market until 45 days and even though I could only put in very little I can already see I'm well on my way to financial freedom with a few grand. How do I not hate myself for not doing this sooner?

>>21909318
>>21909205
Why not just go the store? Everyone sells tortillas.

>>21909318
How do you mix flour without a bowl

imagine thinking stocks can go down LMAO

>>21909355
I cant afford processed foods

Only 4 days till the Apple split is effective. Be there to watch history rewind back to 2014 and the stock price was just a touch over 100 per. (new price is 125ish). Only in this "new" timeline we won't have to wait 6 years before 300+ is back with us thanks to the virus fear this fall/winter and the new iphone launch. Could be hitting 300 by 12-31-20 if things turn nasty (in a good way).

Anyone buying sqqq?

>>21909353
Just forgive yourself and make up for the lost time. We have all made it.

>>21909356
You will never get them thin enough even with a bowl. Better off making homemade noodles. Don't need a bowl just a table, knife, boiling water, and some butter to put on them.

>>21909355
Hes poor and very stupid, did yoy see what he made last night?
>>21909356
Find a container of some sort, any sort and clean it to the best of your ability. You cannot whisk this in your cooking pan, the pan legitimately needs to be piping hot to pull this off. Why do you fuckin live like this man?

im not going to put a stop loss on my TQQQ gains, how stupid am i
i resolved that i should hold until Halloween (right before elections) but VIX is starting to creep towards 25 oh fuck

>>21909343
I honestly think SLV/GLD will moon hard as fuck through next week. Especially if JPOW mentions another stimulus.

>>21909366
>a fractional shares pleb

>>21909390
I sold the last of my SQQQ in early April and felt that I stayed short way too long after the bottom.

>>21909353
It's too late for you, do us all a favor and hang yourself

>>21908722
Now expand the graph a little

>>21909355
Store bought tortillas are garbage. I don't even mean this in an elitist way. Store bought tortillas are incredibly bad.

>>21909410
I was too busy making potato pancakes last night to check in the thread.

>>21909386
Stupid wishful thinking. Zoom out on whatever chart you're looking at. We're parabolic. This WILL have a bloody ending. It' will be sooner rather than later.

>>21909426
I meant for jpow bullshit tomorrow

>>21908714
>frankly i'd stay away from semiconductors as an industry outside of a few solid picks like TSM, AMD, and NVDA.

wait...

hold on a sec...

...there are semiconductor picks anyone considers outside of TSM, AMD, and NVDA?

>maybe INTC

kek, no. even their $50 buyback couldn't save them.

>>21909442
It was a nightmarish gulash

>>21908686
1month
11.2k -> 11.3k
atleast i'm not negative

>>21909441
Is this /biz/ or /ck/. Nothing wrong with store bought tortillas. Just need a little prep work. Fry them in a pan and brown them a little on both sides. Put them on a plate with paper towels between each of them until you are ready for them.

>>21909277
Nah that wasn't me. I'm not smart enough to be a horse doctor, but I think it's pretty ridiculous to think dumping literally thousands of tons of gaseous byproduct into the air in a relatively short amount of time wouldn't be at the least a net negative for the environment.
>Human suffering
I'm going to watch palantir(sp?) when they finally IPO around their first earnings. Depending on price on its opening, I might edge in a little at first too.

>>21909456
You could have bought SLV or GLD. You still have time to queue up an order and hope it gets filled in pre-market hours at a good price.

>>21909436
Notice how everything has suddenly started going fucking exponential in the last 100 years? That's not a coincidence.

>>21908941
Looks like excel

>>21909443
>Not realizing we aren't parabolic but are merely correcting to pre-covid levels

>>21908686
>5 months
>$7000 ---> $7,600

would've had more but I was fucking around with penny stocks and lost a bunch in my first few months.

My new strategy is to only but stocks that go up

>>21909413
you're right i should just wait for the splits

You've gotta be crazy if you're not investing in Western Canadian select

>>21909485
I'm the first person who's fine with cheap processed food, but tortillas are different. They just kinda suck..

I BOUGHT MORE GOLD DID I BLOWN IT???

>>21909413
DRIPping long holds is fun! It's probably the only way I'll keep building my NTDOY and MA positions. They're just so far above my basis it's a crime to buy more.

>>21908674
ARD, you're seeing nikkei movement as gaps

I went all in on BABA today. Am i fucked?

>>21909577
Tortillas aren't even all that processed. Not many ingredients.

I'm dumping 40k into my robinhood account

this is basically my life savings lmao. i'll have a small emergency fund just in case. was thinking of going 50/50 on AAPL and TQQQ, mayybe save 10% to fuck around with latest IPO's with /biz/

thoughts?

>>21909549
>crude so obnoxiously hard to export they're shipping it from Vancouver, by the fucking Panama Canal to Halifax

>>21909613
People like you are why tsla and apple are crazy high. But you my friend are 5 months late to the party.

5+ years of ZIRP. Time to go all in max leverage on DPZ.

>>21909613
OTOH Warren Buffet is like 46% AAPL right now so you're in good company
OTOH, Apple has very little room left to grow and you'd be better off with something like Cloudflare, Crowdstrike, etc. Maybe TSMC for boomer long holding.

>>21909475
TSM, AMD, NVDA, MU, QCOM, AVGO all good.

>>21909613
If this isn't a sell signal I don't know what is. You're literally buying the top and won't know when/if to get out when the next pull back occurs.

>he doesn't hold POOL
lol retard

>>21909617
Blame Quebec, bunch of fruits.

>>21909613
Something something oil and airlines... Something something something get yerself some GE.... Something something something they don't make stocks like they used to.

>>21909509
No shit there's too many people in the world.
>>21909613
Are you an idiot? Don't fomo your life savings into stonks. Keep some for expenses at least.

>>21909475
it'd be retarded to overlook INTC. The market doesn't even understand semiconductor DD and they will still have their money and momentum to keep them afloat while they're slacking. Just like TSM and Samsung, they have access to ASML's EUVL equipment. Their chip and transistor designs still have some hope to them if they could just stop insisting on immersion lithography. Though, I wouldn't touch INTC until we get some info on what's coming 2021 with the TSM orders.

the share buyback is fucking terrible. I was hoping it'd keep dipping since I'd definitely have picked up some shares closer to $40.

>>21909613
STOP.
Close your Robin Hood account and uninstall the app.
Then open an account on a REAL broker.

>>21909277
the question isn't if climate change exists, the question is if man made climate change exists in an significant capacity compared to just what nature is doing itself. and the worst part is that even if it does, and even if the West complied with doing everything it could to abate it, you'd still have China and India to contend with. but whatever you say, zoomer.

Anyone else got money in TQQQ? Thinking about dca'ing into it every month. Only way for it to lose would be if the stock market dropped 33% in a single day and i dont think that would happen.

>>21909694
>wahhh overpopulation wahh
You're failing the is-ought gap. Just because you want there to be fewer chinks and pajeets doesn't make it reality. You're right that modern agriculture, overpopulation and climate change are all closely related. You're wrong that whining about it will make it go away.

is this a sustainable trend? or will it crash and burn?

>>21909741
>Only way for it to lose would be if the stock market dropped 33% in a single day and i dont think that would happen.
literally impossible

>>21909741
Even then you won't. It only took 4 months for TQQQ to recover.

>>21909597
No.

>>21909741
Circuit breakers are there for a reason

>>21909689
I have a feeling this is going to be @ $400/share EOY. What fucking timeline are we living in?

>>21909740
Of course climate change and global warming is happening. Anyone that says it isn't shouldn't be indulged. The question is how bad will it be (scientists are working on this) and what to do about it (and this is all politics).

>>21909740
This entire post is a cascade of cope
>ACTUALLY it's happening but not for the reasons the data says
>ACTUALLY sure the data might be right but we can't stop it because China
How about actually basing your views and investments on reality? Because of both China and retards like you in denial, we're locked in to a world that will at minimum be 5-8°C warmer than today. This will cause mass migration, war, droughts, famine, diseases, and increase demand for air conditioners. Why not invest accordingly?

>>21909771
He's right. It's a game of chicken now.

>>21909828
>how bad will it be
We're already totally fucked because permafrost melting and burning releases massive amounts of methane and CO2, possibly on par with anthropogenic sources. The goal is mitigation and preventing some society ending 10-12° scenario.

>>21909755
>Not even as warm as the bronze age and classical period
>Wahhhh climate change
Fuck off. I only care about making money.

>>21909350
>what I'm saying is that you should look at the macro trends of WHAT the world is doing rather than what you think the world SHOULD be doing

i can't THIS this hard enough.

It was as if investors everywhere just threw their hands in the air, and said “all in.”

How else to explain a day when Salesforce.com (CRM) gained 26%, Facebook (FB) rose 8.2% and Netflix (NFLX) advanced 12%. Stocks of that size are not supposed to move that much. For anyone that’s doubted the tech rally, it feels like it’s time to just hang it up and go home.

>>21908921
Depends if the sentiment is bear or bull, time is on your side with spreads so you can afford to be patient. If it hits my breakeven a week before expiration and is still trending bullish in the channel ill let it ride at least another day.

>>21909713
>Then open an account on a REAL broker.
why lmao

>>21909861
>refuses to acknowledge macro trends
>making money
yeah go all in on XOM like a retard see if I care

I still don't get why I'm expected to spend 50,000 on a 20% down payment to buy a house.

Are we dumping tomorrow?

>>21909877
Blue chips are the best shit on the market

>>21909877
holy shit salesforce is CRM? how the fuck does that symbol match with that name? i had no idea it just came up on livetraders's watchlist and i scalped a couple of breakouts on it for a couple hundred bucks. i keep hearing people meme about "holy fuck why is this dot com meme up so much?" but i had no idea. great volume today though intraday.

>>21909263
Just get a real broker account, TD has instant deposits (least for buying equities)

Momentum is real. But momentum comes to a stop someday. I'm thinking we can continue this tech rally while ping ponging off of different companies until maybe late September. After that, I'm going cash for a week or two just to see what happens. I don't mind missing out on a week or two of bull gains, just in the slight chance that the political atmosphere fucks the market up.

Since Apple, Tesla, Netflix, Facebook have had their massive runs this week, I think Microsoft and Google may be due for a run up of their own. Maybe Amazon as well. I'm talking like, $3600 Amazon by Friday. And $1700 Google by Friday. $230 Microsoft by next week. Or do people not jump into less fancy megacaps like Microsoft and Google?

What's the unloved tech giant right now that could use a pump? No, not retarded dinosaurs like IBM, Intel. I'm talking loved ones like Microsoft.

>>21909828
>Of course climate change and global warming is happening. Anyone that says it isn't shouldn't be indulged.
There is 0 evidence climate fluctuations are manmade. We have 100k years of CO2 data and the earth is 4.6 billion years old. For all we know, our record CO2 levels might be perfectly normal throughout the earth's history, but we have know way of knowing since we only have a .0000001% sample size.

>>21909510
That's not what I meant...

Will I make it?

Ibio is fucking making me angry but I had to average down when it went under 2. Glad I did. But also I'm dumb for not selling at 2.70, its such a fickle bitch

what is the realistic end goal for nvda? it's 50% of my portfolio and I'm starting to get nervous.

>leftypol makes 21 posts by this ID itt and is nearly 1/4th of the entire thread himself bitching about global climate shift heating
But why

>>21909410
>>21909404
I put too much water i think

>>21909893
Because RH is literally stealing your money.
And they will randomly "turn off" during trading
And they don't offer various basic services.

>>21909921
>stocks reaching new ATH's
>rallies super extended
>JPow gonna make a speech which historically has proven fatal to market rallies

nah im sure we'll just keep going up and the HFT's will pay no mind :^)

>>21909708
It sure fucking feels like we're having another tech bubble reminiscent of the dot com boom. I'm old enough to remember my cool money hungry and tech savvy Gen-X uncles day trading in the late 90's through 2000 and making a killing. I learned what limit orders and stop losses were when I was 6. Kek.

keeeeeeeek

>>21908722
Unironically this.

>BUY SUNPOWER FOR EASY GAINS

>fags think CRM is somehow comparable to dot com bubble

Man. Maybe we actually are at the top.

>>21909949
Microsoft is a great midway between your AAPL/TSLA spikes and your slow MA/V gains
It's never really boomed for me but I just hold and hold and watch it rise

>>21909949
it is making me nervous.

If the tech bullring stops, everything will tank. Like how bitcoin controls all the shitcoins underneath it.

Tbh the stock market feels like crypto to me. And i swore to myself never to touch crypto again.

>>21909990
Based

>>21909782
>>21909801
>>21909805
Yeah thats what im saying, theres no way it would crash 33% in a day. How else would TQQQ fail and why wouldnt you invest in it? other than a war breaking out or something.

>>21909974
Should be 2 cups flour 3/4 cup lukewarm water. Post pics

>>21909350
>solar and EVs and such are a good investment because of global warming and the shifting political landscape
No. Solar and EV are good long term investments because the technology is/has reaching/reached the point that they're superior to fossil fuels

>>21909758
It'll crash. Tesla is unironically operating under a farce. Already established mega cap car companies are going to fill the rest of the EV niche this decade.

>inb4 BUT MUH BATTERY DAY!!! TESLA IS MORE THAN A CAR COMPANY. IT'S A TECH COMPANY

t. Tesla holder who bought in last year and will sell post split

>>21909949
all i know is that ultimately AAPL and TSLA should still print based on the split and for TSLA, battery day (which is sept 22nd so less than a month away now), but besides that i have no idea. i'd still be hodling AAPL and TSLA if not for the JPow speech and honestly i hope to get back into them cheaper after a dump tomorrow.

>>21909977
>Because RH is literally stealing your money.
How so? What alternative should I use? The zero commission seemed ideal

I bought a lot of oil today but I have the feeling that instead of a day where people rotate to value is just going to be a red day across the board. Not a bad one though. Just -.2% to take a breather

>>21909943
CRM means Customer relationship management
That's exactly what salesforce is.

>>21909921
depends if the market like what powell has to say

>>21910044
this is true as well, the reason first gen modern EVs didn't take off isn't "hurr durr big oil", but rather because they used fucking lead acid batteries

>>21910063
Everyone has that now.

>>21908686
4 months
4K to 16.5k
I took out 9k so I’m only playing with 7.5k now and I’m not that really sure what I’m doing but do get lucky sometimes
I got really lucky with GNUS

>>21910044
Imagine believing this. Call me when tesla cars aren't expensive rocks when it's barely cold enough to snow outside.

>>21910017
Salesforce deserves a spot on the Dow 30 but not at a price of nearly $300 with 20% gap up days.

>>21910067
We're rapidly approaching a point where you could make a fully functional shell company using nothing but bots
>Salesforce for CRM
>AWS or Cloudflare for serverless hosting
>Shopify for sales
>Alibaba for buying the cheap shit you resell
>Tweetdeck for social media management

>>21910063
I like Fidelity

>>21910045
hahaha alright man

What do you have to say about this statement?

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1298620026585591809

It's kind of true right now..

Anyone use Merrill Edge?

>>21909949
It's gonna crab sideways 2 weeks and then surge on bad news.

>>21910099
So what should I user rather than Robinhood? Tried Webull and it was shit

>selling & holding cash when JPOW announces higher inflation

>>21909829
the point is that if the manmade side of thing is ultimately insignificant, it really doesn't matter what you do law-wise, shit is "fucked" as it were regardless, it's just what nature does. and even if it is, try telling that to China and India. if you can't stop them from polluting, from going through their own version of the industrial revolution, then it doesn't matter what the West does, you're still fucked. and since obviously you can't stop them from being dicks about pollution, there's no point in your CO2 credits or whatever you liberals harp on.

>Why not invest accordingly?
i do, i invest in tech and semiconductors. fuck social justice bullshit. as was said by one wise anon,
>what I'm saying is that you should look at the macro trends of WHAT the world is doing rather than what you think the world SHOULD be doing

>>21910042
Boomer crybabies say leverage is bad but whatever. They'll be holding their bags until they're 80.

Just don't buy calls until we know what the JP speech does. If it tanks GO IN HARD. It'll correct itself within a few months and you'll print.

>>21910114
Trying to unlatch Tesla cultists from Elon's cock is not a worthwhile endeavor. Read, hide, move on.

>>21910131
I mean, most endeavors that would work under that format have already done that for almost 2 decades. There was never a need to rely on these things, and some of them (like cloudflare and arguably cloud bullshit aws et al.) invented a problem so they could fill the fake niche, mafia-style.

TQQQ split when

DROP DROP DROP I NEEEEEDDDDD MY CHEEAAAAPIESS AAAAAA

>>21910166
TD Ameritrade, Fidelity, Charles Schwab are some common ones. You can just go look up reviews and videos to see how the platform looks.

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/facebook-apple-ios-14-damage-audience-network-ad-business-2020-8

Is it time to sell FB calls? But FB just hit ATH today off of Facebook Shops official main-app launch.

This market.. I don't know..

>>21910178
>he thinks Powell will say something bad during plandemic hoax.

Are penny stocks ever worth it? I kind fo want to risk a few hundred on some of them, the return potential is an evil temptress.

>>21910171
>if the man made side is insignificant
This becomes less likely every year

>shits fucked regardless
You don't seem to understand "bad" is already guaranteed and we're trying to avoid "bronze age collapse" level of fucked, and that these two outcomes are wildly different

>b-b-but chyna
The rest of the world isn't just going to sit around seething like you while tens of millions of niggers flood away from the uninhabitable equator and I'm pretty sure we'll be at war with China within 10 years anyways

>you're still fucked
You still struggle to grasp the concept that "bad" and "worse" are different things

>whatever you liberals
Oh, you're a retarded American partisan who doesn't listen to science because you're scared of gays taking your guns or whatever. Thanks for clarifying your position is based entirely on partisan politics and not facts.

Tech and semiconductors are based. Pretending climate change won't have significant impacts on the market is wishful, magical thinking on par with Your President's "coronavirus will magically go away" bullshit.

>>21910237
Thoughts on Merrill Edge?

>>21910262
Depends on how greedy you are, I fucked around with penny stocks and lost more than I won, no more for me too many pnds and shitty biopharm companies

>>21910206
I'd really like that so I could sell covered calls

>>21910292
No idea, I use Fidelity.

>>21910280
>Oh, you're a retarded American partisan who doesn't listen to science because you're scared of gays taking your guns or whatever. Thanks for clarifying your position is based entirely on partisan politics and not facts.

*sigh* don't even know why i give people like you the time of day in all honesty, 2/10 got me to respond i guess.

>>21910262
Arent penny stocks the main reason most people think the stock market is a scam

Took the AAPL pill

>>21910226
When ratfaggot is bullish. That son-of-a-bitch.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHEEEEMMMMMM...
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MUMU.......
>CSFB
THAT IS ALL.

>>21910360
Do you feel like you deserve more? You randomly accused me of being "duh libruhls" because I don't subscribe to your cascade of coping delusions. So I called you out, and it looks like I hit a nerve.

>>21910382
based

What happened here?

>>21910280
>because you're scared of gays taking your guns or whatever
Hyperbolic and condescending

>>21910292
Unless Merrill is gifting you a few thousand $ after your initial deposit, go with TDA or Schwab. No need to complicate it.

>>21910340
Fidelity is another good option.

Tech bubble is finally crashing tomorrow, all signs point to it. Jpow speech today, blow off top in NFLX, FB, CRM, etc, general FUD, everyone planning to sell their shares the day after the split which means the jews are gonna rugpull a day or two before

>>21910433
DOW inclusion and irrational exuberance. If you look at the stocks removed they're down 1-2% on the day, so obviously pumping 26% on inclusion is retarded.

>>21910438
That was exactly the point, though. You'd think the fact I've repeatedly stated one of the major downsides of climate change is mass migration and open warfare would have clued him in that I'm not "a librul" but apparently acknowledging climate change makes you liberal by default.

>>21910462
Why won't schwab just make an app as good as the other guys. Then they'd be perfect. You can trade in the regular banking app of their's but it's absolutely not the same.

>>21910398
the point still stands that whether or not climate change is natural or significantly impacted by man is in question, and even under the assumption that it is significantly impacted by man (which isn't a given), if you can't stop the largest populations on the planet with the most egregious offenders from polluting, it makes no difference what the rest of the world does. this has nothing to do with right vs. left, this is just fact, you're the asshole in this equation and im not gonna keep fighting with you over it.

good luck solving either of those 2 problems though.

US futures slowly bleeding red. VIX was up 5% at close. Permabulls and euphoric gambling addicts are getting shaky. Better have diamond hands or good exit strategies in play. :^)

>>21910382
a bit late to the party there, pal. especially before the JPow speech.

Thoughts on Ally Invest?

>>21910462
It's just that I had some funds with them already, so I'm rolling into an IRA - but their investment options are limited (apparently can't invest in stuff like FNGU or NRGU) so I wanted to switch out unless they have something over the rest

>>21910505
>DOW inclusion and irrational exuberance. If you look at the stocks removed they're down 1-2% on the day, so obviously pumping 26% on inclusion is retarded.

nice. i'll keep this in mind for when TSLA gets S&P inclusion.

>>21910552
Better late than never

>>21910530
We went over this already, this argument is literally just cope cascade to avoid addressing the issue, the fact you think I'm "an asshole" for repeatedly tearing your dumb climate denial apart shows you have a vested interest pretending it isn't real.

Again, if you're so convinced by your own arguments, go all in on XOM LEAPS for 2021.

>>21910507
Yeah. Schwab is definitely aimed at an older less tech savvy crowd. My retirement account is with them. Can confirm that the app is shit.

Are we going negative interest yet I have loans to refinance

>>21910562
Ally is going bankrupt lol

Global warming is real but it's HEAVILY exaggerated. No, it won't kill us. China is the main contributor of it. Even if everyone else stopped, China would still keep the levels high. They don't want to stop because they know it'd hurt their labor factories.

I mean, COME ON. One of their ways on combatting "climate change" is by telling us we have to stop eating meat. Why is that? Their reasoning is LITERALLY "yea guys cows fart a lot and all the cows on earth fart and release methane lol let's just go eat bugs instead."

It's almost 100% a scam backed by a little bit of science.

>>21910618
China is literally a cancer killing the earth

>>21910562
They still charge you stupid commissions per trade. Robo advisors they provide are no good either in my opinion.
>charging a fee so you can't even be on par with the SPX

>>21910618
If you take their argument at face value a small industrializing island called the UK managed to destabilize the entire world's climate. Either it's bullshit and the industrial revolution happened to coincide with an end to a relatively cool period OR there is literally nothing to be done because the world has 600% more people than it did then.

>>21910583
>We went over this already, this argument is literally just cope

im not whoever you were apparently fight with before, but the point still stands. you just sound like a douche by saying cope all the time instead of actually addressing the points provided, but go ahead keep making a fool of yourself, i don't mind.

>>21908686
Started with 5k Monday.
Went all in on the apple dip on Tuesday.
Waiting for it to go up

>>21910614
Source? I was thinking of opening up a savings account with them for that high % yield.

>>21910579
I mean that's not true if you subscribe to the bubble argument, but Apple probably won't dump dramatically

>>21910618
>but CHYNA
And? Fucking nuke the chinks if we have to. The nuclear winter would be welcome right now.
>but THEY
Oh we're back to raging at strawman and "duh libruhs". Fantastic!

The reason we won't deal with climate change and we'll have to shoot millions of refugees instead isn't just China, it's mostly retards like you who refuse to acknowledge reality because "the other side" does.

>>21910685
I don't really care that you think I said mean words to you on 4chan.

And yes, you are "the guy from before" retard, do you a short term memory condition?
>>21910171
>>21910530
These two posts are identical arguments. It was a cope cascade the first time and it was still a cope cascade the second time. You just keep adding more "but but buts".

>>21910697
Lel. I hate seeing newbies get hurt but you're gonna have a hard time. You bought the top. Don't mean to FUD you.

>>21908957
its ok. I get in and out of positions frequently so I find it stifling.

Bottom line is only do it on stocks that are fairly low volatility and that youre long hodling

>>21908957
I do. And cash covered puts. Pick a stock you'd like to own or already own and like for the long haul. I do this with MSFT

>>21910749
We're probably not far off the top, but people have been saying we're at the top since June

>>21910724
Its not an official thing, but they have a lot of bad debt in car loans that people are not paying.

>>21909441
>>21909485
>>21909577
>>21909609
tortillas? Tortillas? TORTILLAS?!!

>>21910809
That was only 3 months ago. Remember that this isn't crypto and moves are slower. We've been at the top, unironically, for the last year or two. Enough is enough

>>21910262
You holding or trading?

Is it true that MSFT and GOOGL are the safest FAGMAN stocks right now?

>>21910809
I'm already up like 5% prob gonna sell and reinvest in something else post split

>>21910724
hes exaggerating

theyre still paying me high yeild payout on my savings. doubt theyd be doin that if they wre really broke.

Why didn't you buy UTZ chips?

>>21910861
Cut out 1981 to 2005 and you have a more accurate picture

>>21910868
Attempting to Trade. Holding seems like a bad idea.

>>21910829
Makes sense. Their mortgage division filled for bankruptcy a few years during the post-2008 meltdown recovery for the same reason.

>>21910883
yes retard.

are people really this isolated from the tech world? what percentage of this thread are boomers that type with two fingers? 40%?

>>21910861
I can make a bunch of money on a 3 month timescale. Zooming to 1981 and not using a log scale is silly.

Anyone else invest(aka hold long term) vs trade here?

>>21909183
All my stocks are socially responsible for making sure I fucking print

>>21910262
there are people who make their livelihoods trading penny stocks.

However, most lose more than they make. For me it was boom or bust. I'd make 1000, then turn around and lose 1000.

With the reach options give you, in my personal opinion, there is no reason why you should mess around with penny stocks .

just my """2 cents"""

ill show my self out.

>>21910618
It will contribute to population displacement increasing the tide of third worlders clawing their way into your country

>>21909613
This is (You) in 3 weeks time.

>>21910909
Modern day security analysis, ladies and gents. You have a future at Goldman Sachs. Kek.

>>21909191
>That 25 billion they got recently is probably getting embezzled or some similar bullshit right now.
This is very likely, don't ask how I'm so sure.

>>21910861
>doubting apple
eh...

>>21910968
The world is also not the same as back then. Maybe that's why Goldman employees are rich and you're not.

>>21910957
Why's that?

>>21909291
You mean excited? I have $4,000 in cash I’m looking to dump into FNGU. If I can scoop it below $190 I’m stoked

>>21910549
How many times do we need to teach you this lesson bobo?

>>21910911
For you trading, just gotta accept the risk and volatility. Otherwise depends if you believe in the company or not.

>>21909291
If you didn't sell already get ready for long HODL

Powell is going to announce a reverse split on the USD so 1 USD will become 10 USD and everyone will have an extra zero added to their bank account. Stocks of course will perpetually go up.

$540 12/18 apple call.

i bought yesterday during the "dip" and am up 20%.

when do i fucking sell this thing?
is apple just going to pump for the entire next month based off the split and the india expansion?

>>21910549
>euphoric gambling addicts
>shaky
I'll have you know if we get a circuit breaker I'm selling everything and going balls deep in SQQQ

>>21910292
I use Merrill Edge, its only worth it if you have a BofA account you can link with for the cross compatibility. For me having over 100k lets me get a Platinum Honors credit card with BofA and better cash rewards and discounts.

>>21909291
sold at (hopefully) the top at the end of the day today on TSLA and AAPL. hoping for some cheapies at this point, 100% cash atm. 0 stress i'll probably just do some day trades in the mean time :^)

>>21911109
Apparently yes. Tech is so euphoric right now.

>>21911095
>reverse split
>1 becomes 10
that's just a regular split, reverse is 10 becomes 1

>>21911095
im confused, can you explain it like a pizza?

>>21910950
I bought my first serious long holds this month and they are 4/5 of my money. Keeping 3k to gamble and trade on

>>21911134
yes, forward split would be the correct term i believe. too many penny stock gambling addicts here it seems.

>>21909613
TQQQ just hit new ATHs today and had a huge rally. I would suggest just dollar cost averaging in and if it dips spend an extra couple thousand directly.

>>21911148
If you leave pizza in your fridge too long it goes moldly and becomes worthless. This stimulates you to consume your pizza before that points, which is why inflation is economic stimulus (NOT low interest rates like that liar Jay Powpow says)

>>21911112
>200% unrealized gain
Bruh, that sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

>>21911012
>This time is different! I swear!
Fuck out of here, Zoomer.
>Maybe that's why Goldman employees are rich and you're not
Unironically, I have friends and friends of friends at bulge bracket IBs and my one man band e-commerce business and real estate holdings put me in a higher tax bracket and net worth than they are. Your run of the mill Analyst or Associate grunt making 150k-250k a year isn't the same as your Managing Director pulling in $3-6 million+ a year pre-bonus.

>>21911240
Yeah like paying taxes instead of borrowing against gains

>>21911275
every time IS different – 2008 and March were both global liquidity crises. In 2008, the stock bear market lasted for years. In 2020, it lasted less than a month.

South korea is having a big covid spike. Europe will be joining them over the next 2-3 months in not hit areas.

>>21911275
And my friend's friend is Jeff Wilke. What's your point?

This isn't Pets.com. This isn't no name companies mooning. This is brand names with a strong business model mooning. Sure, multi billion companies rocketing up 10% in a day is not normal. I'm not denying that. But gains are justified. People are starting to realize old dinosaurs are not the innovators they used to be. Exxon? GE? IBM? Old news. Apple? Innovating. Flashy and sleek. What's not to love? You're not going to tell me 1.7+ billion active devices with vertical integration is a .com bubble.

>>21911312
We are still fucked. Doombull just meant tech did okay. People are misinterpreting stock market strength because complex reasoning in a lot harder than

Why stock high buy econ bad???!??! Huh grugg?

>>21911317
good, time to finish off all the small businesses in the world my FAGMAN stocks can ascend to complete market dominance

>>21910280
Climate change is a hoax and youre a faggot, though not necessarily in that order.

>>21911312
Let me clear it up for you: The sentiment among "investors" during times like these is always the same and they usher in wildly liberal accounting practices. Rational valuations get thrown out the window and it's every man for himself until the music stops.

TL;DR: Get it while it's hot and lasts.

>>21911358
I think the original doombull thesis had a critical flaw. It assumes that the dollar will collapse, based on how DXY acted from April through July.

But if you look at the broad trade weighted dollar, it's still historically high. Possibly high enough to cause more liquidity problems. The TIC report showed that all those dollar swap lines the Fed created in March ended up BACK IN AMERICA – American subsidiaries of foreign banks got loans in dollars from their parent company, using the dollar swap lines from the ECB and BoC.

So there's still a global dollar shortage, despite Powell's alleged pumps.

>>21911344
how is apple innovating in all honesty? im here for the split but honestly they worry me a bit long term. im more interested in stuff like NVDA and AMD in terms of actual innovation. im profiting off of TSLA and AAPL recently but i see them more as cult stocks than anything, but yes they are certainly big name-brand companies in tech.

>>21911391
Yeah. Eu and asia trying to contain a respiratory virus for another 6 months including flu season is gonna be tough on economy or health

Some will succeed but its gonna be hard

America covid is now predictable and priced in

We are seeing the big companies grow beyond expectations because of the wave of new traders and investors, not because of some over hyped meme bubble

>>21911240
its just longs i've held for a few years, amzn nvda and amd plus some apple i bought in march/april. no options and no plan to sell for at least a decade.

>>21909475
Synopsys is a good company, they design develop Intellectual property semiconductors and software for a bunch different industries. Just did nicely on earnings.

https://www.synopsys.com/

>>21911426
Yes. I was short the dollar through the big decline and still hold it.

It helps against dem sweep. The market will sniff out dollar policy probabilities for a year into future. The failure of stimulus passing is gamed by future expectations

>>21911440
Look up Apple silicon. Have a nice day.

>>21911425
Apple's PE is in line with historic market leaders, even after all the recent pumping. There ARE stocks that are dramatically overvalued right now (lol Tesla) but applying that to the entire NASDAQ like it's 1999 is silly.

>>21911494
No, not shortage as in "shorting the dollar", shortage as in "a literal lack of actual dollars". Which is why the price remains inflated.

>>21911496
can i get a quick summary since im about to go to bed? i basically googled it and have it bookmarked, i'll be researching it more deeply tomorrow though since i'd still like to ride the AAPL hype train for at least a month or two after the split. anything besides the silicon?

what do you guys think of KNDI? and are there any small time stocks worth putting some money into and holding?

>be me
>shitposting anon
>invest a mere $500 in stocks
>manage it to $550 in 3 months
>proud as fuck tbqh
>talking to coworkers
>one says she dumped $1k into Spirit Airways
>sold for 150% gain
>another says he bought fractional Tesla like a month ago
>made $800 last month and $100 today

Feels bad man. I got bills and shit. If I lived frugally, I could probably invest $200 a month. But that’s chump change to what my friends have.

>>21911501
Yeah. Its a mix of insane hype, bubble, and just deserved pe expansion due to interest rates and inflation

>>21911344
>pets.com
>it's always a reference to pets.com
That's how I know you're a cocksure zoomer with a newly minted Robinhood account. You weren't there. The euphoria towards tech stocks is the same. The starry eyed vision for the intangible V A P O R W A V E T E CH N O L O G Y 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 is there. There shitty accounting is all there. The "tomorrow is now" is all there.

You're dense simply because you want to be. Literally no one is making the argument that a new pets.com is IPOing every week.

>>21911554
Don't forget you have to pay taxes on that $50 dollars gain, ppl will call me a boomer for this but you are better off investing and holding long term

>>21911440
They're making their own ARM chips and have ways to run x86 on them without much of a performance hit.

how is this cain gonna effect GUSH and DRIP?

>>21911554
Don't compare yourself to others. There are people on biz will hundreds of thousands and millions. If you compare yourself to them, you're gonna have a bad time. Just do you and one day your efforts may bear fruit.

>>21911554
>>21911591
only applies if he makes more than 47k a year though (assuming he makes less than given his recent entry to investing)

>>21911536
We need inflation too bad worldwide. Stimulus will continue. Someone will pump tech.

>>21911554
just buy TQQQ. and hold forever. and buy over and over.

>>21909943
Salesforce sucks as a CRM

>>21910242
Hahaha nah, give it one more day, then Imma sell out of my calls too

>>21911568
Yeah. Tech’s fundamentals are 100x stronger now than back then but that doesn’t mean it can’t be a bubble. Just that the bubble will be even bigger before it pops.

>>21911542
He doesn't know shit. He still thinks oil companies simply provide the commodity so it can then be turned into fuel. Even if his thesis is that we'll move on from fossil fuels eventually, he fails to realize that this won't happen anytime soon. Not in the next decade, two, three, four, or five. He then wants to shift to a fundamental analysis of things and fails to realize that the shitty plastic coverings, chassis, cases, and components for all of the products Apple makes are made of plastic which comes from oil. Literally everything on earth is plastic. Oil is here to stay. Everything is plastic. Everything is oil. Big dinosaurs multinationals don't go down without a fight or bringing down the house with them.

>>21911626
The Fed can't actually create inflation, not using the tools it's been using (QE, bond buying, etc)

To create inflation we would need the Fedcoin meme to become unironic reality. Give citizens a Federal Reserve Line of Credit. Citizen Credit Facility. Whatever you want to call it. $2000/mo, no interest.

>>21911568
You are fucking stupid. The list of companies people are investing into do not even compare to these companies.

Even SaaS ~hot topic stocks~ like Fastly and Datadog actually have services. Same with services that keep losing money like Uber and Lyft. Same with vaporwave tech you mention like Snapchat and Grubhub. They actually have a business model.

Please kill yourself my man. I regularly talk to coworkers who were there for the bubble and we all agree the fundamentals are different and we shouldn't compare the current bullrun to the dot com bubble. We don't have no name .com companies skyrocketing 400% for no real reason.

>>21911464
Thats good, I was worried it was options. Just a reminder, you can claim up to 3k losses per year, so if you had some bad trades, make sure to balance it out by selling green, too.

>>21911672
Well said.

>>21911677
And electricity is here to stay too. Why aren't you all in on General Electric or PCG? You fucking moron. Stop shitting up /smg/ with retarded logic.

>>21911697
What do you think of Cloudflare and Azure?

>>21909183
Responsibility’s cool, but there’s more things in life… like getting your dick rode all fucking night.

>>21911721
>Why aren't you all in on General Electric or PCG?
Uhhh, because I'm not a retard?

>>21911677
>oilbug starts sperging about how XOM will totally be around forever, unprompted

>>21911730
Azure has a bit more room to grow versus other providers.

Cloudflare is solid but I wouldn't go in on them too hard, just like Datadog and Fastly. I would only buy LEAPs on these and only when they have over-corrections (like Datadog at mid $70s after initial drop).

>>21909183
>First thing I see is a fucking rainbow
Gonna pass

>>21911770
I'm not and I don't.

>>21910131
Bots already do mass email and social media outreach. This could be done

Baking

>>21909509
realclimatescience.com
They're cooking the books on temperature

Bread
>>21911853

>>21911554
This is your first lesson.
Stop listening to others.
People only talk when they win.
Are you jealous of lottery winners, too?
Don't give in to fear.
Don't be greedy.

I have 2k sitting here collecting dust.
Should I buy a share of TSLA for the Sep22 announcement?

>>21912034
the fuck is that pic

>>21912163
Brendan Swab

>>21912034
Sure. Just be sure to sell the day before the announcement.

>>21912034
He seems like a beaner but has a non beaner last name. I don’t get it.