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21906201 No.21906201 [Reply] [Original]

All you morons who want to have a piece of shit gen 0 brain chip implanted into your brain realize that nothing will be private? Including your thoughts.

>store a billion dollars in your brain with private key either by visual photographic memory, auditory eidetic memory, or kinetic eidetic memory
>has neuralink brain chip implant
>checks wallet
>zero balance
>wonders how this is possible
Stupid fucks

>> No.21906268

>>21906201
Please sir take your medications sir thank you

>> No.21906442

>>21906268
if it can't fetch something as simple as a seed phrase then it's not a very good brain chip

>> No.21907098
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21907098

>>21906442
Oh, it will fetch all. Can’t wait to see what kind of glitches it ships with as well. You thought software and or hardware bugs were a problem with a new phone? Hahaha gonna be a shitshow NOT to be missed!

>> No.21907140

>>21906442
Turn of your trip and take your medication scott

>> No.21907268

>>21906201
That's OK, wallet access soon isn't going to be granted through private keys but by smart contracts that hold your funds for you and ask Chainlink oracles to verify that you are you.

>> No.21908313

>>21907268
I like to be the one in control of my keys

>> No.21908373

I've never anyone that actually wants this, not even on 4chan.

>> No.21908531

>>21908373
You’re glitching bro

>> No.21908582

>>21906201
If you don't memorize your key it's not a problem.

>> No.21908703

>>21906201
The first neurallink implant will most likely have no more capability than a TI85 calculator. The truth is that we don't understand the brain to the point where we can interface the neurons to a complex processor. I'd imagine the interface would be something like activating a part of your brain by thinking of a math problem, then a sensor can interpret that as ON/OFF for some predetermined function that you program. Like those addons for your phone that plug into the audio jack.

>> No.21908899

>>21906201
is picrelated a subliminal neuralink ad for xdai stake?

>> No.21908931

>>21908313
i know you like to, but you didn’t buy enough link

>> No.21909102

>>21908931
Sitting on a suistack of 10k for a couple years now.
>22 BTC
>1320 ETH
>10000 LINK
>1000000 PNK
I’m all set, bud

>> No.21909153

>>21906201
>inb4 muh giving humans a chance to compete with AI
I fucking hate neurofaggots

>> No.21909168

>>21908703
this is somewhat correct, good job anon
first implants will be similar to pacemakers in that they 'keep the brain on'
i genuinely believe the first computer interface brain software is going to actually just tell you 'you should get some sleep fren' so that you can operate more efficiently
this idea of having a graphics card in your fucking skull is like assuming we can regrow your lungs and legs at this point. it's a hundred years off, if that.
the brain is so stupid complex it's like exploring fucking space.
we more or less know nothing about how the brain *actually* works
>>21908931
the skeleton needs clothes
chainlink is the shirt
stake is the hat
>>21909102
>>22 BTC
>>1320 ETH
>>10000 LINK
can unironically not even imagine the level of your comfort my friend

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>>21908703
This makes perfect sense to me, but I can see rapid, exponential evolution with every iteration. By 2030, forget about it. There’s no fuckin’ way I’m getting on board with this shit.
>>21909168
Very comfy, still sitting on a somewhat substantial amount of cash that I’m now thinking about dumping into my folio. But I see the election being contested, I see a second ‘wave’ push, and see the left essentially taking hostage the economy and markets which will bring down everything again. Perhaps best to hold some dollars. But inflation is going to be brutal in the coming couple years.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/powell-faces-complete-nightmare-convincing-public-higher-inflation-good-them