/biz/ - Business & Finance

put it in monero, write down passcode and keep it secret

>>21896205
Go on Maury

>>21896205
post picture of baby and a selfie

Just take a hair and get a DNA test, retard. Don’t be so quick to jump to conclusions. I look nothing like my dad but almost identical to my grandfather.

>>21896205
I have an old roommate on snap and his kids has blue eyes but he or the chick doesn't.... should I tell him?

>>21896205
Dna test or walk

>>21896423
Ooffff could be IVF or something

>>21896423
Are you retarded? Do you know what a recessive gene is? Two browns can make a blue, two blues can’t make a brown.

>>21896205

A baby isnt fat with rotten teeth and glasses out of the box..

>>21896205
Listen to these guys anon
>>21896382
>>21896460
As the kid grows they will look more and less like the two parents. My kid looked more like me as a baby then looked like their mother for a bit, now they just look like my mom.

>>21896205
babies are just potatoes with limbs dude

>>21896423
That you are retardet? 1. Pigmentation can and often changes over your first years. 2. Do you know how genetic recombination works? 3. Eye colors are not that clear cut because allel activation plays a part in final eye color.

>>21896205
>imagine an alien that just came out of a small vagina looks like anything other than an alien
Bro, babies never look like the parents when they first pop out. But, like any sane man, I would highly recommend a paternity test for any new father. Not because it doesn't look like you. But because these hos ain't loyal.

>>21896205
if it's not urs.. u can prove she cheated and give her nothing. law son.

>>21896382
>>21896460
If he already signed the birth certificate he stills the daddy for life.

>>21896517
kek btfo

>>21896654
Wrong. Thanks for playing.

>>21896654
100% not true. If the kid comes back as not his on paternity test, he signed under false pretences due to the mother telling him it was his and he might be married with is a social contract for the kids to be his. That argument of "muh birth certificate" doesn't hold up in court unless the kid is like already 3-4 and knows who he is.

>>21896205
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>>21896205
you have a pepe in your files.Of course you're not the dad

>>21896382
>>21896460

I don't need a fucking DNA test the baby is a different color from me

>>21897082
you and your wife have latent black genes

>>21896205
DNA test first then make your decision
You can get it done secretly by getting the swab tests and sending them in, get the results sent to a rented postbox

>>21896704
Not how it works anymore goy. You sign you the daddy and bonquisha getting to motherfucking paycheck.

>>21897082
You mean your baby is not a frog like you?

>>21897082
kek, cucked

>>21897082
looooooooooooool
Ohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo

>>21897082

>>21896642
True dat, I supported a bitch for 2 years thinkig it was my bby until has the dna test done.
I got to be honest, was very hard to find out it was not my dauther, I gave her all of my life for those 2 years, but at the same time I felt so happy. I was 22 at that moment so imagine going from dad to single Chad in a matter of days.
I had the vasectomy done 6 Months later and as today on my 29s I couldn't be happier with what happend, I was lucky thou, the bitch was so embarrased that didn't even try to keep any monetary support (local laws that states if you take care of an infant for certain period of time, it becomes your responsability as a provider) and the kid still calls me from time to time but Im not very interested in taking to her desu

>>21896205
Take a DNA test if the baby is not yours you can divorce without paying anything you stupid retard. READ THE FUCKING POSTS EVERY ANON RECOMMENDED YOU THIS SHIT YOU UTTER FUCKING RETARDED FUCK. NO WONDER YOU GOT KEKED FUCK YOU

>>21896382
And you're certain the old man didn't cuck your dad?

>>21897188
Hello Seth

>>21897203
depends on the state laws you mong. there's no fault divorces where infidelity do not factor into divorces. and also laws where even if you're not the biological father, you're still responsible for your wife's son. where do you think all those memes came from.
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>>21897132

>>21897082
get a DNA test to be 100% sure. If you and your girl have common latent genes it can affect baby appearance. Even if you are sure the baby isnt yours, having the piece a paper that proves it will only help your case.

>>21897345
That's not how it works you retarded nigger.
If he didn't know beforehand it's not his child DNA wise he can still divorce via court with more than enough proof. Fuck you.

>>21897082
huehuheuhe I was gonna ask yknow, is the baby black?

>>21897376
Divorce sure. Child support is still that faggots burden.

>>21897489
Not really, depends on a lot of different factors as well. He shouldn't be forced to pay anything in most cases.

>>21897362
>reacting seriously to a /pol/ LARP

>>21897203
ITS NOT FUCKING MINE. WE BOTH HAVE BLUE EYES AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS. IM WHITE AS SNOW AND SO IS SHE

pic related

>>21896205
Monero

>>21897376
>>21897489
you can divorce for any reason you don't need DNA evidence to divorce. you still need to pay the alimony if she disagrees or decides to lawyer up that's the main problem.
Look it up - no fault divorce

Cook Island Trust. Google it

>>21897082
t. Dale Gribble

>>21897710
KEK

>>21897710
Were you cucked by a nigger?

>>21897082
>Go get a DNA test
>break it off with your whore wife
>???
>PROFIT
try not to be a cuck next time

>>21897710
dude this could very well be your child and your hating on it for just having baby features.

>>21897710
just get a test before you nuke everything. i thought my dad was cucked since i have bleach blonde hair and his is black, my moms is dark brown. caused some fights. we both did 23andme and we are 100% father/son

>>21897962
I still kinda feel like this is a larp why would he still be there and just thinking about it now? That kid is 2 years old

>>21896423
Have you heard of recessive genes where both parents are carriers?

DR + DR = DD, DR, RD, or RR

You can end up with a blue eyed kid when both parents are carriers of the recessive gene

>>21897962
>>21897710
the average "white" american is 56% mutt the kid is his

>>21897991
He's 10 months old and I just got home from a long overseas deployment and whenever I saw him I was a bit suspicious but she always used bright Snapchat and Instagram filters on him but seeing him in real life he's definitely NOT FUVKING MINE

>>21897991
are you blind or just bad with babies. the kid is more than 3 months old, probably less than 1 year.

>>21897710
Fake as fuck faggot

>>21898082
Oh shit man you fell for that military meme bull shit. Should be able to just get a dna test bring it to court and say that’s why you’re divorcing and be off the hook.

>>21896382
The baby is half nigger

>>21898082
Post hand

>>21897983
>23andme
Nobody tell him

>>21898161
Looks more puerto rican to me. reminds me of an old friend, he was straight Italian Dutch, she was blonde and their child was born a ginger. Dude is still in total denial.

>>21897710
>That nigger nose
> tyronne eyes
> LAQUISHA lips

It is not only a nigglet, but obviously gay.
Do you really want to raise a black gay kid from the dude that bangs your bottom hoe while you risk your life for her to spend your money on nails and henessy bottles for jamal?

>>21898355
Lmao, sure. Just look at those wide nose flaps. Looks like a nigger goblin mutt.

>>21898082
>leaves wife alone for many months to serve Israel
See where you went wrong?

>>21897710
Dude, the baby has light skin with green eyes. Not sure what your're mad about. Childrens eyes and skin color can change until around age 5 -7ish. Get a DNA test just to be sure but calm the fuck down

>>21897082
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>>21898082
Meh you're lucky she cucked you with a nigger, the worst is getting cucked with someone who looks like you and not realizing the kid isn't yours.
I always say it, with today's roasties you have to take a dna test even if the baby looks like your twin, you can't trust women raised in the age of tv and nigger tier music videos.

>>21897836
But that's a different situation entirely. Joseph's father is an alien

>>21897710

>>21897082
KEKED

>>21898924
Based take, anon. All modern women are thots.