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Hey /biz/ do you guys ever lie about how much money you have?

>> No.21890952

>>21890932
Yes, i always tell people i'm broke so they don't bother me.

>> No.21891015

Never.

>> No.21891038
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>>21890932
I'm 20yo and have never worked a job, but I have $280k in LINK and $10k in BZRX. My family knows I got like maybe $7k in crypto. My friends know I used to be in crypto and had about $10k. One of my friends who was in crypto with me as well, but later got out knows that I bought LINK at about $0.4. Last time he checked LINK it was at $1.8 and I don't think he has checked the price again. Problem is I'm planning to move out and then I'd have to explain my mother and family where I got the money. I'll say I have like $70k max.

>> No.21891072

>>21890932
Saucey pls

>> No.21891085

>>21890932
Everyday. I live in a shithole area because my rent is only $800/month and I can save/invest like 75% of my wage. But anyways, literally every time I go outside there's tons of bums everywhere begging for change/cigarettes. I always just say I'm broke.

A few times I've been called out and they'll say something like "I don't believe you", or last week a woman followed me down the street calling me a fucking asshole, piece of shit, etc because I wouldn't give her a cigarette.

>> No.21891107

>>21890932
No I do not.

>> No.21891194

>>21891085

Smoking is bad, you should quit as I did

>> No.21891240

>>21891038
I hope they aren't claiming you as a dependent. That might get complicated.

>> No.21891242

>>21891194
Ya I know, I don't even really know why I started.

>> No.21891437

>>21890932
O NAMAE WA NAN DESU KA ?

>> No.21891940

>>21891038
just be careful anon when telling them about money

>> No.21892013

>>21891085
ur an asshole for not giving her a cigarette

>> No.21892154

>>21892013
Smokes are almost $20CAD/pack here, and if I gave a smoke to everyone that asked in this garbage area I would literally have no cigarettes.

>Go outside
>2 homeless outside my building asking for cigarettes
>Go to 7-11
>Group of 3-4 homeless natives all asking for smokes
>Go to the bank
>Some fucker is literally set up there in a sleeping bag, rolls over, opens one eye
>'hey bro-mmfpgyougottacigarette brah'
>Go across the street to grocery store
>2 natives with bottles of stone cold and empty Listerine sample bottles all over around them
>They also want free cigarettes

I literally can't go 2 steps anywhere without people trying to get my cigarettes. That shits expensive and I work hard to afford my habits. I don't work hard to support other people's bad habits

>> No.21892205

>>21890932
Never tell anyone how much you have and never say you have more. That’s how my brother got two kids and a divorce. If a chick will fuck you because she thinks you have money, she’s going to fuck you out of your money. If you have a lot of money hire an asset protection lawyer and set up some trusts.

>> No.21892255

>>21890932
I've got like £70k now in savings stocks and crypto, my parents think I have like 30k. Friends know just because my company (wall st firm) that I make bank. GF has no idea about any of it be she too knows I make more money than her

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>>21892013
It should be legal to shoot bums in self defence if they ask you for cash or cigarettes.

>> No.21892289

>>21892154
>typing all that
Baited

>> No.21892382

>>21892289
It's not like I'm doing anything right now other than watching youtube videos and skimming through charts. I might as well greentext some cigarette shitposts

>> No.21892488

>>21892154
Vancouver?

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>>21890932
I lie daily I keep my (((bank account))) at zero often times a little negative, nothing that will charge me though. I’ll actually show family my bank account when they ask for money
>as for the investing account nobody except my frens on biz get to know about that

>> No.21892607

>>21892488
Winnipeg.

>> No.21892644

>>21890932
Only to get bussy.

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>>21892607
Is it bad that your description describes every major Canadian city

>> No.21892751

>>21892668
It's the same shit everywhere. I've travelled extensively for work, literally to every major city in Canada and most small towns in Alberta, Sask, Manitoba and Ontario. Its literally the same everywhere, there's really good and really bad parts of every city. The only exceptions are East Hastings in Vancouver, and northern reserves. They're basically indistinguishable from 3rd world countries

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>>21892751
When ever I have guests visiting me from out of town. I like to take a little drive through East Hastings. Every single one of them absolutely stunned that people in Canada live like that.
>kek even my Mexican friend thought it was terrible

>> No.21893714

>>21892946
Yes. PM Trudeau will make leaf land the communist paradise the citizen so desperately want. And they are so dumb they will thank him for it.

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>>21892607
Brandon reporting in
Fuck natives

>> No.21894512

>>21890932
I never talk about how much money I have