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Just write down key words on a piece of paper, a bit like a mindmap but not really, then do the rest at the spot so to speak

>>21889542
I'd use the same slides

>>21889542
Hi sergay

>>21889542
Let waterhouse speak mostly and ride his orchid oxt ship when yours sinks

>>21889542
It's gonna be alright Serg, just bee yourself, we got you

>>21889542
Bullish

>>21889542
Cancel the event due to social distancing concerns, blaming your chink employees for intentionally spreading the wuhanic plague in the office because you called them zipperhead gooks one too many times.

>>21889609
Proven time and again, what could possibly go wrong

>>21889589
OK, let's help Serg and get him started:
> ETH = token
> Need external data
> Solution: get data from multiple sources and make them pay for it
> price go up

Oh shit, it's the same slides, we're running in circles here someone help me

>>21889542
kek

>you don't write a speech. improvise on the spot

>>21889714
>just pee yourself
Good advice anon.

>>21889864
They get paid for providing the data? What happens if there are too many providers?

>>21889864
>new paradigm
>partnerships
>decentralized
>let’s take a step back
>high level, what are we achieving here
>new way of thinking
>imagine a world where
>making the world a BETTER PLACE

There's people on this board already preparing their fud for multiple outcomes of Smartcon. Regardless of the bullish announcement, they'll have some weak fud prepared. They're guaranteed to put "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" before the fud, to hopefully add impact, and distract from the weakness of the fud point.
You know it.

When is the date?

>>21890044
Checked. You know the trannies too well. They will keep trying but it will only affect the nufags and the weak-minded.

You position yourself near the toilets so that the constant flushing will drown out anything you say.

>>21889864
>fundamentally

Join as many key words that usher in a crypto hype bubble of enthusiasm like : Yield farming,Zk Rollups, scalling, Web4.8, SmartER contracts.... mumble in between those words and hold your gaze powerfully, standing tall.
Hire some QT hookers (and a couple of 18yo fit rent boys (cater for all tastes!) to hang around at the coffee stall which is positioned just far enough away from the speach so as people watching there cannot focus on you any longer. Have the hookers wear revealing clothes making flirtatious eye contact at anyone who may seem a threat to your Chad levels.
Also spike them with high quality LSD abuot 45 minutes before your talk.
Then give them free Burgers pic related.
The acid really works and is a lot of fun. Spiked our entire lecture at uni ,many years ago. It was an incredible experience.

Walk out on stage
"Swift confirmed"
*mic drop*

>>21889542
https://www.swipe.io/Whitepaper.pdf
Why the fuck arent you integrated in Swipe Wallet but the shitcoin LTC is Sergey

>>21891000
Link's purpose is not digital money. Fucking retard

>>21889542
How much LOKI does Sergey hold?

>>21890596
You seem to have deep insights into human psychology and social dynamics, not only from a theoretical but also practical approach. Please tech us your ways

>>21891493
Thanks, but its the universe that does the teaching.. and its the LSD that opens the doors.

>>21889864
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>>21889542
hi sergay <3

>SmartCon

>SmartCon

>SmartCon

>SmartCon

>>21889542
just stick to the fundamentals as long as those are good you should be fine.

>>21890044
Uh oh pissed off tranny’s incoming

>>21889542
just use your old slides and start talking about about how smart contracts are great, but limited to tokenization. You’ll remember the lines once you say the opening. Remember to use the slide with the swiss army knife, always gives me a chuckle when those dumb linkies realize it’s the same speech for the 3rd year in a row.

>>21889542
Sergs... $1K by Sunday.

just picture everyone in their underwear

>>21889589
>Decentralized speechwriting

>>21889542
In school id always take some papers with random shit printed out on them to make it look like I prepared, then I'd just go up and totally wing it. This only works if you're good at public speaking though, if you say stuff confidently, normies will just take your word for it

>>21891936
What happened in that lecture?

>>21891681

Guys am worried, Serg looks tired. I hope he's not over working himself.

>>21892727
Its okey anon, he will show the same fucking powerpoint he have showed since the start.

>>21892727
LOL, do not worry, absolutely no risk of Sergay over working himself

> so hum fundamentally

Bee yourself my dude

>>21890044
This.
Also - reminder. All speculation about it thus far has come from this board. No promises have been made by the team. Fudders, in advance, will be trying to seize on any "failed" predictions. More often than not, they're the ones trying to set these up. Kind of like a rabbi spraying a swastika on a synagogue before calling the cops the next morning.

>>21894263
Hey! No need for antisemitism, pal

>>21889542
Tell them fundamentally we are all made out of cheese

>>21889542
Sign the genesis wallet, shit your pants, and drop the mic.

>>21889542
BIG MACS AND BOG STACKS. Its all you need.

>>21894520
Yeah, but they can't stop spraying spaztikas everywhere
Really odd, oy vey

>>21889542
>how would you

>>21889542
just go with old slides, people love it.

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Don't worry buddy it'll be fine