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What would zyzz buy in this market?

>> No.21889288

Who?

>> No.21889798

>>21889257
Nothing because he spent all his money on steroids, acid, and prostitutes.

>> No.21889825

>>21889257
sauce

>> No.21890357

>>21889257
>tattoos
0/10 fag

>> No.21890393

>>21889798
And sweat lodges.

>> No.21890529
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>>21889257
Zyzz would buy $ROIDS

>> No.21890772

>>21889257
>Zyzz a chad
he was a spoiled rich kid that was already born with god-tier genetics, that just got roided up and left the computer. he was never an incel. There was never an underdog story with Zyzz at all and the obsession /fit/ has with zyzz is borderline homosexual
>what coins would he hold
none. his father had him set for life

>> No.21891083

I didnt get the hype around him back then , just another gym rat.
Also he would be busy lifting weights to impress thots.

>> No.21891130

>>21890357
>newfag

>> No.21891169

>>21889257
First serious answer.

BTC
ETH
LINK
BAT
PNK


F.

>> No.21891180

>>21889257
LOKI

>> No.21891212

>>21889798
>become the most aesthetic of the aesthetic
>still have to pay for sex
Is this true?
If so, why is this timeline the way it is?

>> No.21891239

>>21889257
>sbree

>> No.21891244

>>21891212
he still had the pajeet phentotype face. theres no helpinga currycell

>> No.21891283

>>21890772
Friend, it is well over the border.
But the /fit/ obsession around zyzz is really just about his physical transformation. Yes he was no incel but he was a skinny, weak kid. He decided to get jacked and did exactly that. That his family had money or he used roids doesn’t matter, there are loads of fat doughy rich kids and no one cares about using gear.

>> No.21891323

>>21890772
>his father had him set for life
not difficult at all considering it's only ~20 years

>> No.21891400
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>>21889257

>> No.21891421

>>21890772
/fit/'s obsession about anything is borderline homosexual
Used to spend all my time there in 2014-2017 and got really swole but then found biz in 2017, got some link, started swinging for more link, watching charts 24/7, caffeine, back smoking, shit sleep and diet, lost all my gains to become dyel once again.
The real superman is the one who can balance /fit/ and /biz/, never seemed to balance /v/ /fit/ and /biz/, it's either constant lifting or constant swinging or constant wow.
It's autism maybe

>> No.21891424

>>21891283
>is really just about his physical transformation.
Wow, fat rich mutt takes roids and gets huge. WOW. Such a daring feat. No one in the entire world can just take roids, and get big. Only Zyzz could do it.
>skinny, weak kid
face>height>dick length>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

>That his family had money or he used roids doesn’t matter,

>be /fit/
>do nothing but hype up Zyzz as one of us and make it seem like hes the biggest inspirational story of all time
>oh wait
>hes just a rich fag that got roided up
>nevermind

>>21891323
You think Zyzz would actually end up rich on his own, LOL?

>> No.21891443

>>21891421
Don't forget to visit /pol/ lulz

>> No.21891488

>>21891323
>My sides

>> No.21891880

>>21889257
2020 zyzz would be the most based oldfag of all time and therefore would be all in LINK without question. end of thread.

>> No.21891956

>>21891212
big difference between having to and just doing it for fun anon. think of any wealthy good looking male celebrity there is a 90% chance he has banged hookers because why wouldn’t you. not sure why 4chan incels can’t grasp this.

>> No.21891992

Zyzz would be shilling ZINC because u know he's popping them for fat loads.

>> No.21892491

>>21891130
Why, are you fag? Kek.

>> No.21892729

>>21891443
That's my original board it goes without saying

>> No.21892765

>>21889257
A ticket to Bangkok so he can have gay sex in a sauna and have a heart attack most likely. That’s how he died.

>> No.21892804

>>21892765

I dunno about the gay part, maybe ladieboys? The rest is 100% true

>> No.21892837

>>21892804
The exact sauna he was at (name eludes me) ain’t about the ladyboys. It’s a spa for random sex with dudes