/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>21869181
1st for fuck baggie

HORSE BROS WTF IS GOING ON AFTER HOURS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PUMPING NOT DUMPING

Have a good evening everyone. Boring ass day.

3k in NAIL.

TSLA bears on suicide watch

$35k waiting to settle feels bad man

First for horse swingies all killing themselves

So then will NIO keep going up?

If you are an American who doesen't understand the difference between China and NIO please do not respond

>>21869181
Are there any apps that will do the valuation of companies for you? I’ll do it myself if I have to but it’d be nice if there’s an app that saves me a little bit of time. Any stock market apps in ge

>>21869205
I'm autistically upset about you stealing my post.

>>21869225
robinhood niggers selling without knowing there are 0 buyers

Can a non tripfag make a thread?

So i just shorted a put of workhorse. If it goes below the strike, it gets excercised and i need to pay for 100 shares? Or do i need to buy the contract

>>21869240
yeah man
once WKHS pumps it never ever comes back down to $15.50 ever

HOW TO PROFIT 150% BY END OF WEEK???

>>21869247
*Or any good apps for stock market Info In general would be nice

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.16%, pretty okay! Gold continues to vacillate, pretty surprised the dow is down (hopefully bcuz they abandoned so many good stocks!) and that the daq beat poor spx. S n' p closing below the high established in futures could be better but hey it's still a pretty nice extension up. Kinda more of a boring day than I expected

>>21869247
>Are there any apps that will do valuation for you

DING DING DING DING

How did j'all famalamskis be doing in yo accounts today?
>0.72% up in TFSA
>2.7% up in my fun account, mostly on WKHS, which I sold

How the hell is LL down 5% today with all the storm coverage?

>>21869295
Glorious. You're gonna lose all your money with leveraged ETFs they said.
>We are coming in waves

>>21869295
NOT comfy.

>>21869279
>PROFIT
KTOV son

>>21869279
You dont want to know

I'd just like to say that posting with smg has made the past few days better. I'm looking forward to partying with my fellow Horsechads.

>>21869255
they can't sell after hours though

>DENN

green again

>>21869247
>>21869289
you sound like you want a gimmicky auto-advisor like simplywallstreet

>>21869295
up 0.16% but intraday low of -2.63

>>21869305
which leveraged ETF anon? TQQQ?

>>21869295
I'm down
and not in a good way

>>21869295
Up 11 dollars. Shameful. I'm at the moon and I want to go to Jupiter.

>>21869295
Started off the day down 2.6k on leveraged ETFs, but my horsies saved my ass and I ended up green.

Thanks hors.

>>21869247
Just use the same app that does sport betting odds for you

>>21869336
they can for another 25 minutes though

>>21869350
SOXL

>>21869258
You can buy the contract before it expires to even out your position and take a loss or you could never do that and end in the red with you owing him a 100 stocks of the agreed upon price eg the exercise price, or you could settle for a cash difference where you pay him what the value of the exercise price minus the then price of the stock times 100

>>21869258
please dont do options trading until you understand how they work. is this a hypothetical?

>>21869295
down 25 dollars

>>21869258
>plays options
>doesn't know what they do

>>21869276
lol ngl im sweating bc this is the first time ive bought puts but im hoping for a big sell off tmr

>>21869295
Up 6.1%, comfy

CRM POOMP
HERE WE ARE BOYS
SALESFORCE TO THE MOON

>>21869311
LMFAO rekt

>>21869364
oh i don't use robinhood so i didn't know

>>21869295
Up 5.7% thanks to WKHS. First time I've been this green in a while so I'm ready to go -5% tomorrow.

>>21869311
Sucks.

What happened to SHLL? When’s the merger?

>>21869350
Combination of TQQQ, TECL, and SOXL but those and FNGU all have been nuts so either or

>>21869389
yeah they get a half hour on each side of the bell, i would know because i am one of them

>>21869295
up half a percent for the day, almost up 5 all time in my rh poorfolio :)

>>21869242
Want to know too to decide if I should fomo at the top or keep watching it grow on the sidelines

>>21869295
+half percent because SJM

>tfw i tried to buy TSLA
>my orders won't fill for some reason
>market closes

Are there any defense companies /smg/ actually likes? I know you guys hate RTX because it's the crab master. What about LDOS? They own Dynetics and they've got a neat drone ship program. I like drones.

I already hold KTOS.

>>21869295
Up 0.81% today. Pretty decent. Hoping for another decent day tomorrow.
Only need a few thousand decent days and I'll have made it!

>>21869388
not really lol

>>21869381
if this pump doesn't dump it'll be the first time in months

>>21869295
VERY comfy +2.02% today! Nothing really interesting to report except that I love leveraged ETFs. Been a very comfy month.

>>21869410
i get to trade for all of AH so rip you also get to trade starting at 7:30 PM

>>21869427
lolololol with my luck it might just dump and usps contract somehow magically announced a month early

>>21869365
In fairness, yeah mostly SOXL

>>21869255

DENN DENN DENN! How's everyone doing this evening? The special today is a slight green day up 0.18% just under 11 dollars for Denn. S&P ends green at .36%. I lost about 100 bucks but its all in longs so no worries here. I'll just leave the check here and yall have a wonderful evening!

>>21869295
I made a dollar today

First time I've been green since starting in the beginning of August. Fuck penny stocks.

>>21869181
>The virgin Liberland
>The chad Iran

>>21869061
I don't mean setting it up, doing the research, etc I am talking more about how much maintenance time goes into monitoring the option once you've initiated it.

>>21869295
Bought the dips in FNGU and TQQQ. FNGU is up over 3% when it started down over 2%.

>>21869295
i am down 75% unironically

>>21869295
up 2.54%

Since nobody is answering me can someone tell me if pancakes are supposed to look like this?

Fyi 40 year old virgin who just moved out last month

>Sold CRM at 217.50 because I didn't want to play earnings
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>21869440
REEEEE you’re supposed to have the guy in the koi pond with your post

>>21869458
*pump

>>21869346
That seems good, I’ll check it out.
>>21869301
Why do something yourself if there’s an easier and faster way to do it?

>>21869462
based /biz/nessmen

Did the FED make their announcement?

>>21869480
The fuk did you do, anon? Puts?

>>21869501
>>21869458
ask yourself if it would be good optics for USPS to announce they're spending $6B right now

>>21869489
Wish you were my friend bc I could've told you it would've been the easiest earnings play of your life. Salesforce has been killing it because of the pandemic. Not only that, there was no huge lead up into earnings like with NVDA, no big hype. everyone was focused on TSLA and APPL.

>>21869485
The closest thing I make to ban cakes is latkes, but i mean that only looks like one giant pancake.

>>21869416
Good lord they're finally escaping the bad range :OO
>>21869466
Hehe hello mr. Denn
>>21869480
be careful wtf

WHY ISN'T RTK GOING UUUUUUUUP YOU SAID IT WAS A SURE THING

>>21869508
Because gimmicky advisorbots are easy and fast but not anywhere close to a replacement for listening to quarterly calls and reading all the investor material.

>>21869485
kek

>>21869305
What they said was that they're not worth the risk given the current market conditions.

>>21869485
Bro wtf just get this and you can easily make pancakes

>S&P 500 cumulative advance-decline line is starting to fall apart
>30 day correlation fell to the 2003 internet bubble levels
You robinhood day traders have no idea what is about to happen, do you?

/smg/, what can I do with $1.4M of government bond buying power?

I'm green looking at green like CRM now with the 4:05 announcement.

How do I best capitalize on this being an immediate after hours surge?

>/biz/ NEETs don't know about Salesforce
once again i'm glad to be a wagecuck

>>21869295
My citi calls went break even yesterday, so today was pure profit.

You can subtract $1600 from this number because my stupid ass sold a covered call on CRM but other than that super comfy in GOOG and FB calls.

>>21869495
The first post in this thread cucked me out of it :(

>>21869529
on an upgraded fleet and more equipment? yes

>>21869485
mf is that a travel stove on top of a regular stove

>>21869485
You fucked up

>>21869546
In fairness they were telling me that in March and April

>>21869576
Yes i dont have power or water so i use a generator

>>21869485
What the hell did you do? How do you fuck that up?

>>21869418
You can buy after hours if your broker let's you do extended hours trading. Did you set a limit buy that just didn't get triggered? Anyway, good luck.

>>21869554
I thought the internet bubble popped in '01 not '03?
what does it all mean anon?

>>21869554
I bought two puts for SPY 10/16 with an exercise price of 250$ just in case.
Only paid 140 dollars in total for it

>>21869529
ask yourself if it's good optics for them to announce they are taking their business model into the future to regain future profitability on the back of a new fleet of eco friendly vehicles

>>21869571
lol ok

>>21869560
My business professor told me Salesforce will be the death of middle management and make my degree worthless

>>21869295
Only +0.62% because of moving shit around. Once I get out of college and get a solid job I'm going to put a bunch in. I also have 1k in cash so that's a nice % considering that

>>21869466
based.... Dennys is on a good run

>>21869586
are you like a sex offender that has to live in a trailer in the woods or some shit?

>>21869466
DENN really is based

>>21869485
How do you fuck up pancakes wtf that looks like chicken stock.

>>21869586
>or water
......... what is the liquid in that pancake

>>21869554
Powell is going to speak on Thursday. He'll announce full money printing. It won't have any actual effect, but the market trusts Powell so stocks will go up.

>>21869626
Im literally a rural retard

>>21869612
What's your degree?
I recently finished an MS in Finance and will start to work my first job out of uni next week and can't wait to start

>>21869295
I hate all you faggots because after learning finance I have learned you are full of shit and bitter at anyone who succeeds.

My fellow poorfags, how do you cope?

>>21869612
it will, that's why it's extremely undervalued compared to Apple and Tesla, which are literally just retailers if you think about it for more than five seconds.

>>21869634
I buy ten gallon jugs of water in town

>>21869606
ok dude
i'm sure they'll announce a $6.3B expenditure tomorrow morning, right after the postmaster general wakes up the day after testifying to congress about how he cut overtime to save money and that's why he needs billions in cash

>>21869586
based

spending money on jewish utilities takes up your money for stocks

>NAK
OH NO NO NO NO BAGGIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>21869650
bachelor of business administration, general management

literally the most generic degree you could possibly imagine

>>21869586
What are you living out of? A cabin? A shack?

>>21869555
Go all in on KTOV but leveraged 10x

i'm never buying stock again except in multiples of 100

>>21869696
I build sheds

>>21869662
Dressing up in black face and going around committing crime and never getting caught.

Who else 5 figure gains today?

>>21869606
do you have any idea why we’re poomping today just curious how you can be so bullish lmao

>>21869643
My Powell experiences is any time he opens his maw everything tanks...

>>21869713
>"My friend, you must never respect a woman."

>CRM AH

>>21869596
>I thought the internet bubble popped in '01 not '03?
This is what I mean when I say that you zoomerhood fags have no idea.
>>21869643
Unless he is going to announce a forced correction for AAPL or TSLA there is no way out of this one.
FUCK I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO IT.

>>21869735
Not everything. But banks always do.

>>21869295
Up a pathetic
Fuck tiny dicked
$30

Still down $1500 on my fun account
Immeasurably massive on my real account

I hate this game
It used to be so easy and fun before the crash and now it’s full retard.

>>21869735
Powell literally caused the bottom on March 23 with his ridiculous 0% reserve ratio bullshit

so the consensus is that powell will announce unlimited money printing or whatever on thursday. i'm thinking that's the cause for todays pump, and probably tomorrow will be a medium pump too. i'm wondering if this is a "buy the rumor sell the news" situation where the conference will already be priced in.

>>21869735
>>21869643
Powell is such an idiot, he is going to argue how we aren't going to go into full hyperinflation death spiral even though we totally are. We have been printing Trillions of dollars and it's gay as hell.

>>21869485
What the fuck are those black bits in there, also don't rest your spatula in the middle retard what do you think it gonna happen when it happens

>>21869738
Yeah women get really surprised when they see my black face but see my white dick before surprise rape.

>>21869756
If you think you know exactly what will happen, tell us so we can laugh at you when you're wrong

>>21869692
Dude I want this shit to stay low until I finish accumulating my position. All the whales are creating artificial trends and fudding the crap out of it so we can get cheap shares, then they're going to launch their big media blitz and pump the price to new highs and we're going to bail leaving everybody who bought in behind us holding the bag. Stay the fuck out and don't pump this shit until I have at least 100k shares.

>>21869710
Maybe get a small battery bank so you don't have to run the generator every time you need a bit of electricity or switch to propane for your burner.

>>21869295
Still up 17% Across the board so not too bad. Finally seeing some positive movement on SLV again which makes me happy.

My Apple position took a -21.65% hit from yesterday but I’m still at a +21.65% return on investment. The exact number symmetry here is spooky but I’m planning to hold until the top of Thursday’s run before the split. Still kicking myself for not properly setting my sell order for Monday’s open when I was up 160%.

I think I’ll take it easy tonight and work on some design projects and read a book. I’m tired, Anon.

Why they mad tho?

>>21869673
You're supposed to use MILK not water.

Here's an easy recipe for pancakes

300 grams of flour
1 tablespoon of salt
2 medium sized eggs
500 ml of milk

Step 1: add all flour, the two eggs and half of the milk together and stir until it's smooth.
Step 2: add the remaining milk until it's smooth again
Step 3: heat up pan to medium/high heat and melt a small piece of butter
Step 4: fry/cook a normal amount (thin and not a lot of it that would create a lake of pancake mix) pancake mix in the pan the until the top part is showing bubbles and is hardening somewhat
Step 5: flip pancake and fry for one minute until done

>>21869782
The money being printed is literally just a digital paperweight sitting on bank balance sheets. It does nothing. It inflates nothing. If banks don't lend, giving them more reserves won't make them lend.

NAK ATTACK

>>21869814
>I want this shit to stay low
it sure seems to be cooperating

>>21869695
>Bachelors of business administration
That better be a BSc and not a BA

>>21869295

Up a cheeky 4% bully day

>>21869295
Up 0.13%

>>21869700
but Ktov has already pumped, and for really no reason

>>21869846
I cant afford milk

>>21869846
question

why would you add milk and flour

just make two eggs and have a bagel and a glass of milk on the side

>>21869850
That money has to get paid back via taxes you retard. It's more than just numbers on a screen you idiot! It's the blood, sweat, and tears of Americans.

>>21869846
I learned the metric system from buying drugs so I'm pretty sure I could eyeball the grams part. Not so sure about 500 ml though. Is that like half a gallon?

When the SHLL merger is about to happen will we know? How long in advance do they usually tell these things?

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>>21869850
Go to your local stores.
Look at the prices.
Come back and tell me they aren't higher than a few months ago.
>That's for a different reason though

It's all connected.

that was smart to long Nasdaq on last 10 minutes

>>21869859
kek I had to go check my degree to see what it was. Not him but mine is a BSBA and it makes no fucking difference in the real world.

>>21869850
>Injecting liquidity does nothing to inflation levels
Don't only look at the CPI for inflation take into account housing and other assets since that's where the money is flowing to

>>21869885
Why buy groceries? McDonalds is still open.

>>21869907
WE DID IT NIO NIGGERS
RECESSION PROOF

>>21869855
>mannarino says market is pricing in a Biden win
Well it certainly is in NAK

>>21869891
1/8th

>>21869295
This doesn't seem like the usual dingbro

>>21869889
It isn't though. Powell creates bank reserves. These go to the Fed partner banks. These banks aren't lending. So the reserves do nothing. There's no velocity, no spending, no taxation. Literally just numbers on a screen.

>>21869922
I like my bagels done a certain way

>>21869912
I bought TQQQ calls at 3:50

>>21869885
You want pancakes don't you?
>>21869891
500ml is about an eight of a gallon moron

>>21869876
Fine fuck you then punk guess I'll have to buy Jew Biopharma stocks myself in an endless spiral of red and depression

>>21869700
Do you know what a government bond is

>>21869846
How do you make cute anime faces in them?

>>21869917
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DTWEXBGS
We're still at 2016 levels of USD value, the recent drop is mostly correcting the spike in March from GFC2

>>21869891
It's a little more than two cups or the size of a normal plastic water bottle.

I decided to put pepper and olives on it, i think its done

>>21869531
I wanted to daytrade it and made a nice 2.2% profit, but I didn't know anything about the company. If there's a sell off tomorrow, i'll get back in

>>21869917
>>21869910
This shit isn't even funny, everywhere the price has gone up while wages have taken a hit. Salaries aren't keeping up with the inflation of prices. I'm dead serious when we could get trapped in a hyperinflation death spiral. You are going to see hookers and escorts wanting 500 dollars for an hour while food becomes more expensive and we all know a good sandwich is better than a good blowjob when you are starving.

>>21869529
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR MONTHS

FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY HAVE BEEN DRIVING THE SAME PIECES OF SHIT FOREVER WELL PAST THEIR SERVICE AGE

For fucks sake

>>21869997
what the fuck is that

>>21869891
>half a gallon
>you-got-pranked.wmv

>>21870005
>accidentally finding a company that's a good long term hold because you were daytrading it
feels good man

>>21869967
In theory yes

>>21869846
you need to add 1 tsp of baking powder to that or else you're gonna get crepes instead

>>21869947
> These banks aren't lending. So the reserves do nothing. There's no velocity, no spending, no taxation. Literally just numbers on a screen.
Do you realize how retarded that sounds, if this banks weren't lending they wouldn't even need to print the money in the first place.

>>21870020
>Trading time for money instead of selling theta for money
NGMI

>>21869997
Based shed anon.

>>21869974
I don't know get a sieve and use any cacao powder or powdered sugar

>>21869997
>>21870027
Anon you've made gruel. That's not pancakes. That's not even bannock. That's gruel.

Bannock might be more your skill level.

>>21870020
Bruh we are already at 500/hr and that's old used up ones well past their prime (who write too fucking much about theater on their website)

A friend told me this

>>21869997
Omfg that looks terrible, just please give up on life already and stop posting here you shameless motherless son of a whore.

>>21869997
>Be anon
>Be shitty cook
>Live in Australia
My condolences

>>21869997
Holy fuck it’s a doo wop cake
https://youtu.be/-JULXMlxmAM

>>21869997
What sort of disgusting slurry is that?

>>21870096
It tastes good and my mom would be proud of me for trying

>>21870067
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/03/banks-say-they-are-tightening-lending-standards-even-as-demand-for-money-falls.html

The Fed is desperately throwing reserves at the banks to make them lend. But in March, the Fed moved the bank reserve requirement to 0. They don't even need reserves to lend. Banks themselves can literally print money right now. BUT THEY AREN'T DOING IT.

>>21870020
>Salaries aren't keeping up with inflation
They are still going up in real terms so yes they are, even the median wages and not just the averages.
>>21870064
I don't like fluffy pancakes I'm Dutch I make Dutch pancakes and they're like this

XOM Chads how we coping?

Yo wtf is Berkshire Hathaway

>>21870093
It's absolute bullshit, for 500 you should be getting fresh top of the line freaky pussy. I see young Asian thots charging as much as 700 for an hr. 700 might as well be a life changing experience equivalent of a sexual dmt trip that forever changes your life instead of just the typical dead fish and blowjob combo.

>>21869295
Pettanko flat. Several moral victories as all my stuff rejected the morning sell off attempt.

redpill me on The Wheel. im still researching into it (watching the video anon provided last thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRYBh6dtxjY ) but it seems too good to be true, surely you can't generate an income to avoid wage slavery so easily? i've got $50k in AAPL btw.

>>21869960
Honestly I'm just pissed I didn't grab a suicide stack of Ktov at 50¢. It wasn't meant to be personal

>>21869997
This actually just makes me feel bad for him

>>21869337
The Denny redemption arch will be glorious.

>>21869779
Doesn't seem likely, otherwise metals and Dollar Index would have moved as well.

>>21870085
Oh you can use fruit and berries. Recipe in link below.

https://thejewishkitchen.com/pancakes-with-berries/

>>21870151
If you have to ask, you can't afford it playa

>>21870151
A conglomerate of literally whatever Buffet thought was a good buy at the time. Geico, a bunch of rail companies, a huge chunk of Apple, insurance, some other shit. Some companies like Geico they own outright, others they just own shares.

>>21869295
Up 2.5% technically, but I sold covered calls on the horse for 17 yesterday. Luckily, I got assigned on my DHT calls, before it took a shit.

How long until TQQQ splits?

>>21869997
What the fuck. Are you eating pig slop?

why the fuck do we keep having split threads this isn't apple

>>21870093
Whores have websites where they write about theater and stuff now? I spend too much time on this god forsaken shithole. Need to get out more

>>21869420
I like LMT and NOC.

>>21869521
It's YahooFinance. One dude is literally tripping out of his ass over there, calling me "the evil one" and I think he's serious with how mad he is. It's whack man.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CODX/community?p=CODX%3Fbcmt%3D1

>>21868504
WKHS HOLDERS we're breaking out of the descending triangle pattern again. The buy volume was pretty high today so I'm guessing there will be a dip, but betting on this going to $19 - $20 within the next two weeks is not a bad idea imo. I'm buying calls for a month down the line.

>>21869295
Holy fuck what happened!? I thought today would be a crab day. Instead I'm up nearly 1% and finally hit $60k.

>>21870161
Yeah I'm not into it I was considering doing it one time and did a lot of research but honestly for the risks involved and the damage to my eternal soul when I am judged before God for my sins an the damage to my family and reputation if caught I'm fucking good on that. Ugly used up bitches aren't worth that shit

>>21870132
I'm proud of you, shed anon. Living on your own, learning how to cook, being independent. Don't let the fags bring you down.

CAN ToS NOT do after hours for CRM?

Then what's my best response to the current poomp?

>>21870161
>$700 for asian chick in her 20s

The rate in Texas is $150.

If you go to Chinatown or college is free. Only viet chicks though desu

>>21870218
TQQQ splitting won't affect the price. It's not like Apple or Tesla where increased demand will increase the price. TQQQ's value is based on the underlying securities and leverage. If something wild happens like TQQQ trading way above it's NAV then something is really fucked.

>surely creating trillions of dollars out of literal thin air and handing out all but literal helicopter money won't affect the value of currency
Look at where DXY is and remember that's with Europe ALSO printing.

>>21870020
Good thing I ordered more silver last week.

>>21869612
People in teaching positions do not speak the truth anymore than anyone else.
Mine told me no serious website uses PHP, look where FB is now
...
I would have made more holding TSLA for less time, maybe he was right?

>>21870234
Yeah it's the best option I was considering. 41 year old 5'2'' art bitch with tattoos into kink shit. Eh.

>>21869485
Looks like too much water not enough flour. Also use a whisk to add flour a bit at a time so you don't get those clumps. Alternately buy pancake mix.

>>21870271
Will Vietnamese chicks let me LARP as an American doughboy conscripted to fight a foreign war

What can we expect tomorrow, Horsechads?
More people will be hearing of WKHS after this run, and Jim Cramer might be covering it tonight.

>>21870199
>https://thejewishkitchen.com/pancakes-with-berries/

>>21869997

Looks like a sloppa shit

>>21870325
Cant afford a whisk or real mix i just have flour water and cans of years old stuff

>>21869181
FUCK YOU I JUST GOT BOGGED ON URBN. HOW TF DOES A SHIT STOCK LIKE THAT SHOOT UP 2 DOLLARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21869855
Surely NAK cannot go any lower.

>>21869295
-0.38%, a tad down. I bought more shares of HP and MTCH today. My penny stock is up today surprisingly, but Sony is still dragging me down.

>>21869295
Okay. Got enough for half an hour with an Asian escort, not in Texas
according to Biz

>>21870271
Dude I live in Houston Texas and I'm talking off of eros website. If you go on sketchier websites you are getting cheap whores where you have a higher risk of catching a disease or just overall having a shitty experience. I like doing the two girl experience but you are right, young dumb college Asian thots are easier to bang than the shit on escort sites. Ironically though, the only people I have known who have gotten std is always through hoes you meet at bars and bring back home. Hell, I have even banged a Thai milf and even made her squirt and we met up again and banged. Sometimes older women are a good experience too.

Fuck me I wish I was in on CRM

>>21870173
It still comes with risks, like if the stock rises or falls super quickly and you get exercised for more than you bargained for, or it goes bankrupt, or you get fomo because you could have made more by just buying options. If you have enough capital then go for it, it's a pretty solid strat on safe stuff like big tech

>everything up again after hours
this really chuffs my pickle

>>21870337
If you find one with enough daddy issues I'm sure she will.

>>21870338
every run is a nothingburger until we get the contract and cramer can only make things worse i'd prefer that faggot keep away

Should I grab LI and NIO tomorrow?
I've been wanting to go in but thought they'd dip lower before a spike like today.

>>21869181
I fucking hate the BOGS. How just in what fucking world would Urban outfitters shoot 2 fucking dollars after hours. My puts have been devoured by the BOGS. I'm gonna go invest in rope

>>21870137
>Real terms

Okay. I'll bite. What the fuck does this mean?
Here's a real world example:
>I earn the same salary as I did last year, maybe with a 1.5% or 2% bump annual
>My rent goes up by 4%
>My groceries go up by 8%
>Takeout goes up by 20%

>"Well, in REAL terms, you're beating inflation! :)"

Stop it with the jew fuzzy math. It doesn't take an economics major to know that every dollar I earn is getting less and less valuable. My co-workers are all complaining about how the prices of everything is going up, so go ahead and explain to them how AKSHUALLY they're "real" wage is keeping up just fine while their accounts bleed faster.

>>21870435
i just want to do it on AAPL or maybe AMD or anything else that's safe for the long run. i just want to make consistent profits and avoid the wagie cagie, im FOMO proof as i have been day trading for 2 years now and have developed strong discipline and risk management. i've accumulated enough money now that im looking into safer and easier options, so the wheel looks appealing. im just thinking "what's the catch?" you know what i mean? im skeptical.

>>21870458

Literally had a chick with daddy issues beg me to fart on her head.

>>21870489
> puts
When will bears learn

>>21870533
Lol, how did she even bring that up with you?

>>21870491
>Jew fuzzy math
If you don't understand the basic concept of real wages and real GDP you shouldn't have any opinion about it if you don't want to come across like a retard
Real wages mean wage development after accounting for inflation using CPI

>>21870484
>Buying the all time high because of FOMO
Just stay out.

NAK BABY!
What a shitty stock. Fuck

https://finance.yahoo.com/video/unicorns-gear-public-mellow-summer-201748062.html

Watch this bros these IPOs are going to be insane

>>21870518
>im FOMO proof as i have been day trading for 2 years now and have developed strong discipline and risk management

how do i profit from this?

>>21870457
It's the volume, stupid!

>>21870373
You can buy a whisk for a dollar at dollar store. Also why are you posting on stock market thread if you cannot afford kitchen utensils?

>>21870550
>If you don't understand how jews manipulate numbers to make everything look good when they're not then you have no opinion on the objective evidence of you and everyone you know getting their bank accounts drained

57 shekels have been deposited into your account.

>>21870407
I've been to Houston. They have an interesting underground Asian vag market.

I went to a place near sharpstown and I thought I was walking into an asian slot machine den since it was a shoddy building in the middle of nowhere with a big ass asian body guard and a ton of cars parked.

It turned out to be a host club. You have 20-30 really young asian chicks in lingerie sitting next to the host stand and you pick her to hang out with you. I think it was like $50/hour.

You buy her drinks, play pool, etc but you can't fuck them there. Theyre supposed to be just a friend.

I obviously fucked her after her shift.

>>21869997
get this poorfag outta here

>>21869941
Bullish on this ass wow

>>21870518
>the wheel looks appealing. im just thinking "what's the catch?"
The catch is selling covered calls and selling naked puts are exactly the same thing so the wheel is a very elaborate construct for a really simple strategy that in the long run by itself does not have an edge over the market. Seriously, look into it. The wheel sounds like the holy grail when you first hear about it but a little research (not youtube and random blogs) will dispel that myth.

>>21870608
idk how you expect someone to day trade for 2 years and be profitable if they aren't like that consistently, anon. i did a lot of paper trading before i even started, and worked my way up from starting with $10 risk, too. best way to do it.

>>21869997
>this is your average robinhood user

>>21869941
It seems a little odd that Brock said "Charmander might be weak against water Pokemon" in this scene, since Damian never mentioned water Pokemon. However this is the fault of the dub. In Japanese, Damian says that Charmander lost to a poliwag.

>>21870697
Cumbrain, wow.

>>21870646
Careful what that shit, girls there are notorious for having venereal diseases. Biggest one going around here is chlamydia but yeah I like living here for the most part since it's a buffet of whatever type pussy you are looking for. The weather is just bullshit though.

>>21870550
Hey man, it's okay. Just admit that you don't know either and are just parroting what that charismatic economist PhD dude said on CNN last week. It's alright, man.

>>21870783
>Cumbrain
t. 34 YO with erectile dysfunction

That ass is world class.

>>21870783
Calls on thick loads

>>21870373
People are being a bit mean on here, I hope things get better for you fren

>>21869997
God this looks like such hot shit that I feel like commenting again at how shitty it looks. Your cooking skills are terrible. This is like food gore.

>tfw ytd up bigly just holding S&P500 tracking ETFs and big tech ETFs.

literally feels good just sitting on my ass all day watching you guys scurry for whatever scam penny stock or whatever arbitrage bullshit you think you see and I'm making like +1% every day. Now I know how boomers feel.

>>21870775
What kind of gay shit is this

>>21870846
Shut up nigger

>>21870320
Mine told me no serious website uses PHP, look where FB is now

A better example would be wordpress/shopify

FB "uses PHP" but they have their own compilation engine that basically they dont even use PHP like everyone knows anymore.

>>21870135
Banks won't even consider you for a mortgage unless you pay 40% up front so I can believe that.

>>21870814
I have a degree in economics retard
>>21870639
It's very tiresome to keep staying in your own bubble so you can blame your problems on other people just not knowing the truth as you perceive it isn't it anon?

I'm not even a Jew but sure try to think I am so you can believe your fantasies that it's all a conspiracy to keep the masses uninformed whereas you can just search up the definition of real wages and how cpi is calculated it's not hidden

Down $1.80 today boys I think the big dip is coming

>>21869941
you dipshits realize nak dumped because army corp engineers denied the permit to build the mine right?

>>21869485
lmao bro you gotta whisk that better or use a fork maybe. Why are you so broke friend?

>>21870283
I didn't mean to imply that it'd rally from a split. I meant that psychologically it feels uneasy buying more TQQQ at these prices and I'd rather they break it up. I but TQQQ every week and get more and more uneasy even with tight stop losses set.

>>21870892
PHP7 is really fast now. I haven't looked at benchmarks but it's probably pretty close to hiphop VM or whatever FB is calling their shit

>>21870842
I bet it would be good if he added some onions and mushrooms and served it over sour dough toast.

>>21870137
I prefer poffertjes.

>>21870914
ok jew

>>21870945
Baggie you know he is just mixed in water with egg and flour and it's totally not mixed well at all. Can you imagine chomping down on some sourdough and wet pockets of flower with mushrooms and onions the consistency of diarrhea? If he had made a rue with the flower using some butter and mixed in chicken stock or something sure but I know kids in middle school who cook better than this.

>>21871010
I'm not one keep being deluded
>>21870962
Same but I can't make them myself so I don't eat them that often

>>21870824
>THAT HECKIN' ASS IS WORLD CLASS DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 OMG I WOULD LUV 2 FUK IT U KNOW WHAT IM SAYING?!

>>21869997
LMAO baste. Post you eating it plz

give me something to watch

>>21870914
>Last year
>Paid $45,000
>Bread costs $1


>This year
>Paid $45,200
>Bread costs $6

Hey man, you aren't REALLY losing out to inflation. Just check out this calculation to see how! It's definitely not fuzzy math. Trust me, I studied economics. You can make that $1 turn into $6 if you tell the store owner than in terms of REAL inflation, that dollar is now $6!

WHY AM I FUCKING SO FUCKING BADD ATTT THISSSS AAAAAAAAAAA

>>21871082
seething incel

>>21871143
The same bread doesn't cost 6$ I'm not going to argue with someone that doesn't understand how CPI is calculated or how real wages work
It's not the case that for everyone real wages go up but the median is and so is the average meaning at least 50% of American incomes have gone up in real terms

daily reminder that it's near impossible for you to beat simply buying and holding good companies long term.

>>21871188
Load up on ARKW and relax. Leveraged ETF style gains without the leverage and inherent decay so you can relax

>>21870914
>I have a degree in economics
But you still find yourself in an /smg/ thread. Trust me buddy this is the last place you want to be if you know anything about money or economics. Nominal wages have not been keeping up with inflation.

>18.38
NIO is mooning in postmarket

>>21871196
All the comments you have made on Pornhub seems to indicate that you're projecting.

>>21871272
It's time to short that gay piece of shit.

>>21870646
>I obviously fucked her after her shift.
I assume that was extra, chadsan?

>>21870929
Really?
After their report said all systems go?

>he still doesn't realize Apple dips during the day and pumps near close

>>21871213
Go ahead and keep using your hypothetical fantasy world math. In the real world, we deal with actual money being exchanged and actual price tags on the store shelves. You've yet to explain a thing.

Prices are up on everything.
Wages are the same across the board.
Magically in "REAL" terms it doesn't hurt anyone. Yet REAL people are out on the streets rioting. Maybe you should explain to them how to see their REAL bank accounts where their additional wages are secretly being deposited.

>>21869181
I hope you bought the oil today

>>21870151
how are you niggers this new

>>21869941
Nice ass.. to bad there ain't more.

>>21871250

I know, I'm having trouble finding companies I like though.

45% of my portfolio is two companies.
Another 5 companies make up 30 rest and the rest is index funds.

NONONONO WHEN IS NIO DIPPING AGAIN

>>21871259
>Nominale wages have not been keeping up with inflation
>Yet real wages are still up
>>21871321
>Hypothetical fantasy world math
>Wages are the same across the board
>Real wages aren't growing but REAL people are rioting
You're pissing me off with you not understanding what real wage development means and you're actively choosing to not get informed because you think you're right.
It's both sad and making me laugh as well

>>21871371
Just go with tech companies like NVDA, TSLA, AMD, and microsoft and apple. It's all just a gay techno shit fest waiting for us in the future.

>>21871035
He could have just mixed the eggs and the flour and then boiled it in the water... You're right this is retarded get it out of here.

Its really hard to eat, it was too wet so i put piece of a hamburger bun top in it and now its really dense

>>21870775
Amazing.
They had to literally spell out “WATER IS GOOD AGAINST ROCK” for the American audience.
They really think waito piggu dumb.

>>21871321
Real people were out rioting before they stopped getting free money though, and they’re rioting all over the fucking world. Merckle just came out this week warning officials not to start new lockdowns because of unrest.
This isn’t just a “printing too much dollar” thing.

>>21871282
literally have sex incel

>>21871398
Dude show me where real wages have gone up? Where are you even getting your data from?
>https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2018/08/07/for-most-us-workers-real-wages-have-barely-budged-for-decades/
You might be cherry picking your data or something kid.

>>21871413
KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS

I hope you did buy that oil today

>>21870407
Tell me how to i to this shit now.

But I don’t want herpes and I don’t want to have to buy less stocks. And I really don’t want to get arrested or anything illegal.

>>21871442
>You might be cherry picking your data or something kid
You sound very obnoxious and you have no idea about real wages or anything related to what you argued about het you hold a very strong conviction about it

Here:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/LES1252881600Q

>down 18%

>>21871481
No one wants your delisted oily bags nigger

>>21871297
Nah, I picked her up after her shift, took her to dinner in Chinatown then drove to her place to get a drink and hang out.

She lived in shit hole apartments so I asked her if she wanted to come to my hotel room instead.

She spoke broken English but seemed down to earth so we fucked no money involved outside the $50 paid to hang out back in the host club, drinks and the dinner.

Asian chicks love average white guys i guess. Never had an issue picking one up.

>>21871442
Your link is counting inflation, retard. Purchasing power has gone up marginally, which means wages have risen slightly faster than inflation.

>>21871441
Sweetie, paying for some whore's OnlyFans isn't the same as sex. You're confused again.

>>21871404
>my entire portfolio right now is AAPL, TSLA, and AMD

Based techchads, tech is coronaproof, tech is the future. nasdaq to 90k

>>21869485
The saddest part of this post is when you realize that not even that stove works

>>21871481
No
I bought an entire block of PE yesterday, and now I feel like an asshole.

>>21870797
Anything I read about chlamydia in Houston points to 70% of black people having it there along with a ridiculous number of herpes and aids.

I'll never bang a black chick, and asians hate black people so an asian chick is probably one of the safest bets desu

>>21869941
I want to lick her anus

>>21871642
>asians hate black people
>yellow pussy Doesn’t the same freakishly large ducks white thots do
Doubt

>>21871626
Can you explain the car fragrance? Is it meant to be an air freshener that smells like a girl? Or a fragrance that smells like a new car? Something else?

>>21871626
>fragrance
do incel weebs really buy cheap womens body spray so they can feel like theres a woman nearby?

>>21871511
It's not complicated just look up escorts in your area. I mean if you go onto a site like eros you usually get classier broads and I mean you get what you pay for experience wise, meaning that it's better sometimes to pay more. You have to just call them up or text if that's what you prefer and ask for incall, meaning you are going to their place so you don't have to rent a hotel and they don't charge you more unless outcall is all they do. Make sure to wear a rain coat when you do it but trust me sex workers tend to be safer since they get themselves tested more than your regular off the street college thot. I have never been arrested and I have done this well over 30 different times. Just don't go for anything that looks too good to be true or doesn't have reviews attached to it. You can usually do some research into these hoes before you commit to anything. Overall I'd say it's not worth it except maybe once half a year or something and make sure you go all out, like multiple girls for a couple of hours doing some seriously heinous and degenerate shit. I have done two black, two latinas, two middle eastern girls, and 2 asian girls. DESU imo asian girls are over valued and if you want to go really wild it make more sense to save up 5 grand and go to thailand or phillipines where you can have a constant orgy going in your hotel room. 5 grand will still get you a lot even in places like Mainland China.

I remember seeing an anon shilling LL for hurricanes. Which would be better LL or NAIL?

>>21871626
Disgusting

>>21871626
It was up today nigger. And will moon for the next few days. You've been advised

>>21871546
I studied economics too your ass hole and thanks for the non-answer after showing you data that shows barely a budge in real wages.

>>21871730
I'm thinking both but probably 70/30 in favor of NAIL

>>21871626
Based AF.

You beat the women game anon. By not spending it in 3D women you'll probably save a $ million sooner or later

>>21871642
Nah trust me I know two asian skanks thatt have gotten chlamydia and they hang out with that shitty ass hipster crowd of people. It's really just asian thots who are into hook up culture.

>>21871398
Alright dude, maybe you can make an MMO where your fantasy economics matter. I'm going to buy my $5 half gallon of milk now in the real world.

>That's not the SAME milk as last year!!

>>21871705
>>21871689
that’s why I took the pics, I’ve never seen that before

I think it’s like the “new car smell” fragrances you can buy or they offer you after a car wash.

>here’s your car sir, for scent I see you selected Fresh Young Pussy

>>21871763
You clearly haven't studied economics because you don't even understand basic terminology and can't read a fucking graph
>>21871819
5$ for a gallon of milk isn't something out of the ordinary and you can thank tariffs and subsidies for that, also Walmart sells a gallon for less than 3.50$ after searching Google for the price of a gallon of milk

>>21871814
Yeah but don’t you spend all yours on wigs, makeup, and titty skittles?

>>21871297
u guys ever research anything or u just shitpost on biz all day?

>>21871685
Not trying to be a dick, but back in college they were very open about it.

Its borderline bestiality in their eyes and extremely looked down upon.

Asian coworkers are cool with blacks but would never hang out with them outside of work or work events.

Ded thread

>>21871511
>>21871711
You might be better off going onto a website like fetlife and trying to find asian skanks with extreme daddy issues in Asia and fostering a long distance relationship and going over to bang them. I did this when I traveled for work a lot to Asia and since Covid-19 happened I'm stuck with just my gf in America. Shit sucks bro but sometimes it just be like that.

What should I gamble $150 on tomorrow?

>>21871883
Ad homs aren't an argument you idiot, they are just insults. I showed you that you were wrong with data that goes against what you claim, it's up to you to craft a real argument as to why you believe what you do.

>>21871819
Holy shit, this is like 1.70 in bongland

>>21871949
BKU

>>21871883
64oz is a HALF gallon, not s full fucking gallon. But maybe by your math it's REALLY 128oz!!! Because only it's NOMINAL value is 64oz but REAL inflation makes it 128!!!

>>21871949
NIO, LI, WKHS

>>21871985
Puts of calls? Why'd they shoot up AH?

>>21871551
I'm beating my Amazon and shopify stocks based on that XIRR metric so I gotta be doing something right
I only missed those two legs up because I was too busy with my real time, wage slaving job at the bank

>>21872020
calls
they're being included in the S&P smallcap 600

>>21871904
Basically any chick regardless of race that are into black dudes are garbage.

>>21871956
You didn't show me I was wrong you disproved yourself by showing a graph with real wages that already accounts for inflation where it showed wages have gone up even after accounting for inflation you have done nothing but disprove your own statements
>>21871997
Retard

>>21872063
Based.

>>21872078
That milk is garbage. If you aren't buying organic milk you might as well be drinking hormonal puss.

bought TSLA at 1992, you guys think it will reach 2100 before split?

>>21872114
>If you aren't buying organic
Then don't complain about 5$ for a gallon of milk that's not a high price at all for organic milk

>>21872123
2300 eow

Should I buy Ford and hold for 5 years? If I zoom out they're at cheapie tier.

>>21872171
No

>>21872171
Never buy car shares

>>21872158
Dude you don't know jack about real wages or real milk. It's true Americans have gotten a bigger paycheck over the years but it hasn't kept up with the cost of living. People didn't even pay for shit like cell phones, car insurance, or the internet back in the recession.

>>21872114
I don't drink homo'd anything because I'm not a faggot.

See, you guys are all just dumb. I have a degree in dairy farming. 64oz is actually not calculated properly, but if you take into account the CMI (Consumer milk index) calculations and then plug the differential into the real developmental udder production you'll see that it's actually 128oz in the end. If you don't understand, you're stupid. Don't believe your eyes.

>>21872078
What is this picture showing me? That you still don't know what a half gallon is? I'm literally in the store right fuckin now, dude. You want me to get my milk delivered to me from Walmart? This isn't even organic milk.

>>21872114
>he doesn't raw milk
I bet you haven't induced lactation in all your female acquaintances either?

>>21872063
are they a shit company though?

>>21871552
>Never had an issue picking one up.
you and I are clearly not in the bracket

>>21872171
depends if you think the future cars are shit hot.

>>21872187
>>21872213
Cool thanks desu

>>21872232
>I bet you haven't induced lactation in all your female acquaintances either?
Damn, I guess I have another thing I need to get done to get it off my degenerate sex bucket list. Thanks for reminding me.

>>21872226
Based.

Someone milk new thread??

>>21871921
>I'm stuck with just my gf in America. Shit sucks bro but sometimes it just be like that.
so you just go abroad and fuck around on her with broads from fetish sites? Do you know shit about bdsm and shibari ahead of time or something, or just find the hottest girls and pretend you're into whatever they're into?

>>21872232
in the same bracket I meant

>>21872213
>>21872263
You'd be better off holding financials like jpm or C. But even that I don't really recommend

>>21872217

Hasn't kept up with the cost of living
Housing isn't included in the CPI so perhaps in some areas wages have not been keeping up with overall costs of living, yet for the median and average American this isn't the case and real wages have gone up over time.
>>21872227
5$ for 64 Oz of milk is somewhat expensive but this is not a great representation of the average or median cost for a gallon of milk whatsoever. My picture shows that 5$ for half a gallon of milk isn't an accurate representation of reality for the majority of people

>>21872232
>are they a shit company though?
its a bank for poor cubans in south florida
so yes