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Got my test today. How do I profit from it?

>> No.21845052

>>21845028
Nice try libtard we know it's not real. Go back to Tumblr.

>> No.21845059

fuck off larper. covid is unironically a hoax

>> No.21845072

How dare you post on this board when you know you’re infected. Have you no thought for your fellow anons?

>> No.21845175

>>21845052
>>21845059
Stfu /pol/, my brother had it 2 weeks ago and he still can't walk the stairs without running out of breath. Hope I will handle it better
>>21845072
I have my mask on so it's fine right?

>> No.21845233

>>21845175
Ok CIA

>> No.21845338

>>21845233
>muh CIA wants me to wear a mask!!!

kill yourself

>> No.21845483

>>21845338
You're dealing with the biggest dopes in the world, no better than Africans throwing rocks at people trying to fight Ebola. Cut from the same ignorant conspiratard cloth.

>> No.21845571
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>>21845028
In addition to unemployment insurance and extended unemployment insurance Pandemic Emergency Unemployment Compensation (PEUC), you're eligible for Pandemic Unemployment Compensation (PUA). There used to be the extra $600 Federal Pandemic Unemployment Compensation (FPUC) but that ended at the end of last month. Your state may be halfway bringing it back soon for 5 weeks.

>> No.21845596

>>21845028
By dying, congrats lad.

>> No.21845602

>>21845028
That sucks, get well anon. I just found out I am anemic. Not too sure what to make of it. I eat a lot of beans..what gives?

>> No.21845652

>>21845175
1. this isn't business related
2. COVID IS A FUCKING HOAX, you fucking spook

>> No.21845676

>>21845338
>>21845483
Ok CIA

>> No.21845835

>>21845028
Sell your plasma. Not even kidding.

>> No.21845884

>>21845059
Not true. Gf’s whole family had it. They’re all okay but its actually real or we wouldn’t have shut down the whole country

>> No.21845936

>>21845028
What symptoms are you experiencing? asking for a friend

>> No.21845977

You ever notice how fags like this >>21845884 and >>21845175 always utilize the same writing style? Note how the first sentence in both is "My [insert family member] had it, it's real" and the second sentence in both ends without a period? Literally the same fucking CIA niggers/bots.

>> No.21846004

>be europoor
>covid 5 months ago
> still get exhausted from small walks

Good luck anon

>> No.21846061

>>21845028
There is no test for covid19 idiot

>> No.21846121
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>>21845884
>we wouldn’t have shut down the whole country
>we wouldn't have
>we
When your posting on here Mr. CIA, you are supposed to refer to the government as 'they'.

>> No.21846174

>>21845028
>go to the gym every other day for the last 4 weeks where no one wears masks, breathes heavily and doesn't wipe down equipment
>still no Covid
nice try larper.

>> No.21846222

>>21846061
>>21846121
>>21846174

Eat a dick, faggots. Ram a big dick up your retarded asses. You're retarded. You're retards. This is the level of conversation you deserve.

>> No.21846281

>>21845571
I am not living in the US

>>21845602
Thanks, wish you well too. Beans are one of the healthiest things you can eat, especially the dark ones.

>>21845652
>>21845676
>>21845977
>>21846061
>>21846121

Holy fuck you guys are retarded.

>>21845835
I will look into it, thanks.

>>21845936
None (so far)

>>21846004
This makes me scared, I am a stoner with a bad lung

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>>21846222
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUT ON YOUR HECKIN' MASKERINOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>> No.21846324

>>21846222

Who brought the rope?

>> No.21846417

>>21845028
every faucet
every soap dispenser
every doorknob
every light switch
every keyboard
every tp roll
every coin

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21846454

>>21845028
lick stamps and send to isreal

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21846461

>>21845052
>>21845059
>>21845233
>>21845652
>>21845977
>>21846061
>>21846121
>>21846174
>>21846293

>> No.21846496

>>21845977
yes, their glow is bright
>>21846222
Ok CIA

>> No.21846521

>>21846222
Why so angry fren? Do you not like it when people refuse to follow the narrative? Should everybody just believe everything they are told? When was the last time you allowed yourself to have a critical thought about the information you are being fed and what the people feeding it to you may have to gain?
I am sure that the US government has your best interests at heart.

>> No.21846560

>>21845977
based grammar schizo

>> No.21846587
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>>21845028
coof on your neighbors and when they're in the hospital pillage their homes

>> No.21846845

>>21846521
Yea better believe some random youtubers and 4chan pajeets

>> No.21847039

>>21846521
You do live in a world of scams, so I understand where the mentality comes from. Somebody's often trying to sell someone else things that aren't in their best interest. That sort of environment gives rise to conspiracy theories, so the system really does this to itself and should blame itself. But yeah, it does get frustrating living in the results. You just have to be good at differentiating real from fake and I don't know how to explain it. I'm not a good teacher. Somebody could do it with time, effort and ability, but it isn't me.

>> No.21847065

>>21845028
GoFundMe

>> No.21847071

>>21846845
>Better to believe the MSM
>Better to believe the government
The first thing you should be doing when the MSM or government pushes a narrative is search for alternative views and opinions. It is only through the search for knowledge that critical thought can be maintained. There is nothing wrong with people voicing skepticism regarding covid, much in the same way that people were right to voice skepticism about the US starting a war over Iraq's WMD's. Even when skepticism is missplaced, or incorrect, it is still important that it occurs.
Or you can just continue to follow the piper and do what you are told by those who give themselves authority over you.

>> No.21847098

>>21845028
Go around threatening to coof on people unless they pay you not to

>> No.21847124

>>21845028
Die then collect the life insurance.

>> No.21847292

>>21845028
Spread it around so we can keep getting unemployment

>> No.21847326

Not getting a lung infection is a good profit

>> No.21847343

>>21847039
How many conspiracy theories have been proven correct through the passage of time?
Calling an idea a conspiracy theory is just a way to degrade a theory that is alternative to your own/the majority, through the use negative connotations.

>> No.21847365

>>21845175
I couldn't walk up the stairs without being out of breath before to when I had the flu two years ago. I don't give a shit about some corona virus that can give you pneumonia.

>> No.21847406

every time there are technological advances that are electrical in nature a new “disease” is created, imagine the lawsuits and hysteria aimed at the controllers if the plebs had any sense

>> No.21847418

>>21845028
F

Just dump everything, you won't live long enough to enjoy your gains.