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Why does this board hate money? Start an indoor fish farm.

>> No.21843695

>>21843660
there is a dead fish

>> No.21843707

>>21843660
>imagine the smell
At least mushroom anon gets a nice coconut smell

>> No.21843713

>>21843660
Kek
Those dead are fish.

>> No.21843719
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>>21843660
Because my chicken farm is much more profitable.

>> No.21843721

>>21843695
He is just asleep dude. I can tell from the gills

>> No.21843734

Can I breed goldfish in my goldfish bowl?

>> No.21843741

Where is the REQ integration?

>> No.21843751
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The jew fears the indoor chicken farmer

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>>21843660

>> No.21843764

>>21843719
>dead body rolled in the rug
nice

>> No.21843785

>>21843660
Imagine the smell

>> No.21843868
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21843868

Anybody have the fridge fish? Asking for a business partner

>> No.21843885

>>21843660
half of them are dead, sell it at the Asian super market

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Bullish Vibes in this thread. We’re gonna make it bro’s!

>> No.21844023

I have a large detached garage

How easy would it be to turn it into a fish farm?

How much money could I make?

>> No.21844033

this is not healthy for the fish, they need a much larger volume of water

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>>21843719
>>21843751
The real money is in indoor buffalo farming

>> No.21844139

>>21843868
Wtfs going on here?

>> No.21844149

>>21843785
Just like your Mom taking a shower

>> No.21844206

>>21843868
holy shit that is such a cruel setup

>> No.21845007

I think I would bond so much with the fishes that I could never part with them.

>> No.21845299

>>21844088
>>21844033
dubs of truth

>> No.21845361

Microgreens. Make $2000/mo in your walk in closet. You tube it.

>> No.21845462

What can I grow in the Northern Montana that's high worth per acre?

>> No.21845587

>>21844023
unironically a nice amount of money with not too much effort. The feds are gonna come for you though.

>> No.21845704

>>21845587
im canadian

can you give me resources on this?

>> No.21845796

>>21845587
what they gonna do, take my fishes?

>> No.21845834

>>21845796
Yes and fine and jail you.

>>21845704
I could but you're on the internet. youtube it

>> No.21845869

>>21845834
I want to know if it's profitable or not
what fish do I raise
Who do I sell them to?

>> No.21845879

I breed catfish for food and Spotted gar for pet shops and use the profits to invest in shitcoin.

AMA

>> No.21846212

>>21845879
Is this legal? How much money do you make a month?

>> No.21846351

>>21843660
who are you selling your bathtub fish to!?!

>> No.21846394

>>21846212
Well the catfish is for me and my family and friends who want some.

They’re kept in a 20000 gallon concrete pool at a small office I rented.

The gar are in a seperate pool and the babies are kept in a 300 gallon acrylic aquarium.

It’s not illegal, you just need a commercial water account with your town.
Selling the gars you just call up fish stores, see if they need any. No license needed.

>> No.21846466

>>21846212
Also the gars are only capable of being sold twice a year. Usually nets 15k a year of passive income.

>> No.21846620

>>21846394
>>21846466
meh, my garage isnt big enough, I'll pass

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>>21843868

It's the reasonable way to do it.

>> No.21846730

>>21843660
Those fish are dead.

>> No.21846754

>>21846620
If you’re just gonna do food fish, it’s more than enough space.

Making them breed involves injecting hormone and mixing fish cum and eggs in a cup and spreading them in an empty tank.

>> No.21846819

>>21846754
How do you extract fish coom

>> No.21846877

>>21846819
Have to induce fish reproduction with hormones.

Give it 2 weeks, and it’ll be full of coom. You then take them out the water and squeeze bellow their belly and it’ll come spraying out.

It’s brown.

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>>21844088
I make twice as much with rhinos

>> No.21846977

>>21846754
who exactly do you sell to? How do you advertise?

>> No.21847010

>>21846466
What is passive about a 300 gallon aquarium

>> No.21847012

>>21846877
>and squeeze bellow their belly
How do i make them coom without hurting them?

>> No.21847078

>>21845834
why is it a crime to raise fishies?

>> No.21847085

>>21843719
why would you have an indoor chicken farm. they poop and they stink up the entire house. 0/10 did not think it through.

>> No.21847118

>>21847078
Because we live in a commie dictatorship, the government doesn't let you do shit.

>> No.21847125

>>21847085
ngmi

>> No.21847146

>>21846977
For food, talk to management at small restaurants for a contract.

For pets, as soon as you know one person in the exotic fish industry, everyone knows you.

>>21847010
Put it in your basement and don’t even focus on it. Go once every 2 weeks to petsmart, but 10 dollars worth of minnows or goldfish and dump them in with the babies and let them eat and grow.

>>21847012
It doesn’t hurt them, my breeding pair of cats and 2 breeding pair of gars have bred for me past 6 years and large, healthy, and fat.

>> No.21847195

>>21847146
how many catfish do you have?
how long do they live?

>> No.21847253

>>21847195
I have my breeding pair right now.

Last week I filleted 24 of them and kept a few bags for my family in the freezer, sold some to my neighbor and a friend.

>> No.21847279

>>21847195
And age, depends on water quality

Shitty water, 8 years
Clean water, 20

>> No.21847316

>>21847253
man catfish sounds gross as fuck I would never eat that

>> No.21847355

>>21847316
They’re delicious, have you even tried it?

>> No.21847390

>>21847253
How do you make sure they dont have parasites and shit

>> No.21847435
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The Jew fears the indoor rancher.

>> No.21847445

>>21847355
no but I wouldn't because of what they look like live
call me a pussy, it's still gross to think about eating one

>>21847390
probably because they're in a controlled environment

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>>21847435

>> No.21847458

>>21847316
You have probably eaten it and not even realized it.

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>>21847446

>> No.21847466

>>21847390
They’re home bred and raised.

And even if they’re wild caught, you cook them all the way through.

That goes for any animal, even store bought chicken.

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>>21847460

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>>21847473

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>>21847487

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>>21847501
7/7

>> No.21847520

>>21847458
Yeah anyone who’s ever eaten a po’boy has eaten catfish.

Or eaten any fish south of Kentucky.

>> No.21847525

>>21847435
I thought this pic was a room full of spiders and you farm spiders.

>> No.21847540

>>21845462
How north, farther north than great falls?

>> No.21847557

>>21847520
Whats the most profitable fish to farm

>>21847146
>For food, talk to management at small restaurants for a contract.
Wont they ask for your license or something

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>>21847525
weed growers have taken to printing "spider farmer" on the front of their grow tents, in the hope that no noobs will open it for a look.
just sayin'

>> No.21847597

>>21847085
>letting something like the smell of chicken shit get in the way of success
ngmi anon

>> No.21847615

>>21843660
lmfao retard

>> No.21847619

>>21847557
Catfish, almost every restaurant serves it.

And that’s why I said small restaurant, most people won’t question it as long as they save money. Just don’t do it in the city and you’re good.

>> No.21847688

>>21847586
Ur unironically not gonna make it

>> No.21847923

>>21847619
this is such a fucking good idea lol if i had a bathtub i would try it

>> No.21847971

>>21846662