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me panic sold short this morning

AAPL

HORSE RIDE

MARQETA IPO FUCKING WHEN
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21827472
The King of Kings.

You DID bought the dip, right?

>>21827472
Unfathomably based

>SLV

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Why is silver shit again rrrrreeeeeeeeeee

my long term investment has been making me more money than ive been loosing blowing shit on memestocks
Am i just a complete shitter?

>>21827481
YEE HAW

How do you monitor your portfolio?

i love stocks so much bros

>>21827481
>HORSE RIDE
>HORSE GOING DOWN NOOOOOOOOOOO
>HORSE RIDE
>HORSE GOING DOWN NOOOOOOOOOOO
It's been fucking weeks of this same shit.

Do I sell my tesla shares before battery day and dump it all into apple?

>>21827472

>>21827546
I don't

sold my TSLA this morning, going to put it in more stable things like TQQQ AAPL and GOOGL, imo the TSLA bull run is over,

Should I just keep holding it feels good today but some days it hurts to see red

>>21827567
Short term volatility is pretty boss.

>>21827512
JP Morgan is getting sloppy with this obvious price hammering, either people pull their orders out or COMEX will go bust this year.

>>21827584
big brain move

>>21827561
My only complaint is not enough quality companies. It leaves very few choices and a little easy to pick.

>>21827584
Yeah its like 2x too expensive at least

>>21827623
>Not getting Shell
Stay poor dividendlet

Reminder you are buying the top of tech

TSLA is a $25 stock at best

From Bank of America. what does this mean?

Who here
>drive fast
>eat ass

>>21827623
Quality is out there but it doesn't yield the kind of gains people are chasing right now. In fact quality has been very underwhelming and not recovered much since March.

>>21827471

>crab

it's closing 10% above SMA(50). If you call that crabbing then I suggest you try penny stock for some "real" action.

Any undervalued tech companies around? I'm pretty jaded after selling nvda and amd during the panic in june.

>>21827677
buy high sell higher

>>21827695
Quality like innovative in the right sectors and focusing on teach

>>21827691
I drive fast but eating ass is for niggers and faggots

>>21827691
Me but I drive slow and JO

>>21827688
Something about end game and thanos getting the stones, so buy Citi and get rich before it happens.

>>21827688
did a doomer write this

>>21827688
All in BAC

tfw up 40k on my boomer index fund portfolio I bought in March and April

It really is just this fucking easy

>>21827727
You want tech cheapies? You get what you pay for. Intc

Want some nice ones? Msft

>>21827759
Good let it burn i want zoomers to be the generation that fucked their own financial situation because of bets on stocks

>>21827546
TSLA is going to pump until battery day and then dip hard after. so i don't look at it except for the memes until like sept 14th at the earliest. days like today where everyone panic sold in the morning and lost money, i just laugh.

>>21827567
You've been selling ICs and Straddles after you noticed that pattern, right anon?

>>21827688
>trusting bank research

wew lad

>>21827727

>undervalued tech companies

Amazon is cheap. Other stuff I don't like.

>>21827766
No... bank of america

Bears really do think they can just write straight red lines and call themselves market genuises.

>>21827766
no a realist wrote this that doesn't look at the stock market alone to determine sentiment in the overall population
Enjoy SPY at 250 again this time by November and a financial crisis on top

>>21827801
>When you're still up for the day because you bought the FNGU dip this morning
feels gud

>>21827388
Reeeeeeee no this isn't to end well for my game development. I know how this shit goes. Company goes public, board of directors screw stuff up. This really shortens the deadline on my game development.

>>21827688

In April they told me to sell, I didn't.
Now they tell me to sell, I still won't.

When Goldman and BoA is bullish I'm exiting all markets.

>>21827805
Strangles*
I actually plan on opening WKHS Straddles near the end of September.

>>21827808
Dude sounds practically suicidal. They can’t even hide it anymore, just full on doom stream of consciousness. We are 6 months away from mass suicides of Bankers

>>21827677
SHORT
IT
THEN
YOU
FUCK

>>21827805
>Selling Straddles
>When the stock is volatile and doesn't remain stable in price
Anon...

>>21827857
Goldman and BOFA were bullish in April/May... in fact, Goldman was bullish late March.

>>21827759

>Ash nazg durbatulûk
>Ash nazg gimbatul
>Ash nazg thrakatulûk
>Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

Buy the Palantir IPO.

>>21827857
inverse bank analyst ETF when?

>>21827518
nope
dividends are garbage

>>21827876

Shorting is too risky. It is a bubble and I will be right in the end but it might go to 3000 first.
There's no saying WHEN it's gonna pop I just know it's gonna pop.

Let me put it this way; if I could short it with no liquidation price then I would. But I can't.

>>21827688
Nothing as hedge funds and banks likely have ulterior motives. Looks at all the articles citing banks and or hedge funds and or news stations saying "stocks only go up" as well as "market crash!!!"

>He still doesnt have a RKT position
Literally last chance to get on this train before we go to 35-40. Whats youre excuse?

>>21827857
100% for sure inverse whatever Goldman publicly says absolute snakes and con artist scum

I got scared and sold all my TSLA at the lowest of the dip this morning. I'm not gonna make it am I?

>>21827458
I'm that faggot who started last Wednesday or so.

How have I been doing?

>>21827852
i bought my TSLA and AAPL last week and im still way up. and yet the true pump has not even begun yet (post-split), the pink wojaks this morning were absolutely hilarious.

>>21827947
They are going to say a broken clock is right twice a day, but I agree with you. You don't have to bet at all times.

>>21827950
Because my strategy is making money. No need to trust a random anon who might just be shilling me a stock he wants going up.

>>21827948
I think it’s pretty reasonable to say you shouldn’t start from here. You’d be buying the top.

Anyone here buy first edition or first printing books? Id lovea run down on where and how to buy. Theres first edition and first ed hardcover etc. Any book collectors that have a rundown or best places to buy from

>>21827950
Playing a mortgage company during a housing bubble during an unemployment crisis seems like a real fucking stupid idea

That said I bought the IPO and dumped it when I went up 10%

I bought 1 TQQQ today

My accounts:
Checking: $28,000
CD: $18,000
"""High Yield""" Savings: $15,000
Mutual Funds Portfolio: $94,000 (grows about 10% every year)
401k: $78,000
Most of that money came from my salary or growth from the mutual funds, although the mutual fund started with like $30k from parents/grandparents.
The above are all my "safe" accounts. I have a lot saved up and a decently paying job. So why do I still feel guilty for putting $29k on the stock market?

>>21827753
Kekd
>>21827743
Undeniably ngmi

>>21827876
>Having to pay these insanely high premiums on options for a meme stock just because it moves 5% each day in value.
>Having to pay 6% interest rate per annum on loans to short sell a stock that has more retards buying it then people realizing its proper value

the market can remain irrational more than i can remain solvent
Still bearish on tesla for the end of the year tho

>>21827948
They want greed and fear. They dont want thoughtful.

>>21827947
then fuck off, if you have no skin in the game you have no right to talk shit. i'll start worrying when i start actually seeing bears posting their massive short positions but until then im just going to keep collecting my free money thanks.

>>21827968
Goldman’s Tesla bear case is $1300... I agree, Tesla bear case should be $25 at best

>>21827984
cash is an unlevered short position when you think about it

>>21827870
Shit yeah, I want to get a cushy banking job with my math minor.

>>21828013
Anime girls and TQQQ is the key to making it

Its going to crab down all day into a power hour pump to end basically where we started this morning, BORING

>>21827950
put in 2k, and now I am approaching 3k. Good times ahead. UNTIL OCTOBER, EXIT ALL POSITIONS LATE SEPTEMBER

>>21827659
more like "shll"

>>21828055
>Math minor
>Getting into banking
What is your major, gpa and where do you do your degree?
T. will start as a quant trader next week

>>21827743
based and but I poop from there pilled

>>21828013
if you do this once a week for the next ten years you'll have approximately a bunch of money

>>21827974
i warned you not to look at it until a week before Battery Day at the earliest, but you didn't listen. you retards never fucking listen.

>>21827922
B U R Z U M

>>21828086
What happens in October

>>21828104

>>21828039
>buying stock to hold long term with no fees or premiums attached

feels fucking good

>>21827916
>crash
>still 1800
lmao
also this kind of dip would be bought up so violently and fast

>>21828104
Hes predicting a coordinated market crash in an attempt to hurt trump reelection

>>21828083
I hope so, I din't panic sell hoping that scenario will happen.

>>21827950
>Buying a finance company at ATH during house bubble and shit economy
>evictions in less than a week will make homelessness ath
>not waiting for the drop under the $18 which will be lower than the original IPO price

Mgmi

>>21828136
i can't wait for the memes after the split happens and bears try to pretend like the crash has happened.

>>21828104
uncertain pre-election market that's overvalued. I foresee a dirty bobo play for the entire month

>>21827546
By the color of the wojacks on /smg/.

Happy August 24th.

On this day in 1929 (see attached), people thought the worst of the stock market was over, and scrambled to buy stocks at all-time-highs. The only perceived risk was not being in the market...

What proceeded shortly after in October was a large collapse and Great Depression.

Huh. Seems familiar...

A friendly reminder to buy oil this week

>>21827916
It if would "crash", it would crash from 2100 to 1500 in a day. Then pump to 1600 and crash to 1000. What we saw today was pretty much nothing. Unless there is no more coordinated dumps, it will be 2100 EoW.

>>21828176
Are you joking? Zoomers are going to lose 80% of the valuation of their meme stock overnight. The tears will be glorious.

>>21828223
ill put in 500, what oil company do you reckon? I like Exxon but am open to suggestions

>>21828223
all you retards should have bought wti in april after the dip. and be up 300% or more now.

>>21828093
Lol I fell for the CS meme at a for-profit university, got out at 3.9 and never worked in the industry.
However if 50% of the banking workforce goes aneros I'm all about filling that gap in a low-responsibility high-oversight position for the mid 5 digits.

>>21828222
>the date
>those digits
oh fuck me

>goodyear keeps going up

>>21828222
i'ma get some nasdaq calls. free money is free money.

>>21828222
trips of truth. exiting all of my positions before battery day on sept 22nd crashes the market with no survivors.

>>21828222
Not to shit on your theory because i do believe we are in for another correction but the conditions aren't the same now as they were in the 1920s and 1930s given the incompetence of central bankers in the US to do literally everything you can do wrong in every case and being stuck on the gold standard to limit your effectiveness.
T. Econ major with published papers

>>21827753
same bro

>>21828278
Donald Pump gave you a slight Dump from MAGABoomers
Now eat their lunch

>>21827975
first time is always free

>>21828299
based dubs saves the day

Give it to me straight bros:

Is Trump's "weak dollar policy" a thing? Does he want a weak dollar on purpose?

>>21828261
>CS meme
>3.9
If you had gone to a reputational school you'd be ok but it really depends on your school in this case and the specific positions you would apply for at a bank and at what type of bank.
This is very much so the case in the US and the UK to my knowledge.
Don't expect to do any front office work though, you're best bet is to apply for quant positions or developer positions at prop trading firms if you want a nice salary and normal working hours

>>21828254
XOM for upstream
MMP for midstream

Is TSM ever going above $80 or should I free up the capital and realize the gains

>>21828332
Jimmy, pull up the New Gold Standard Conspiracy Theory.

>>21828332
Trump has never been consistent about wanting a strong or weak dollar.

>>21828332
He wants a weak doll, her. Aka female opponent to ensure another victory

>>21828261
Learn COBOL and work for Fidelity's backend lmao

“Despite the dangers of speculation, it was widely believed that the stock market would continue to rise forever...

Despite all the economic warning signs and the market breaks in March and May 1929, stocks resumed their advance in June and the gains continued almost unabated until early September 1929 (the Dow Jones average gained more than 20% between June and September). The market had been on a nine-year run that saw the Dow Jones Industrial Average increase in value tenfold, peaking in September.”

“On September 20, the London Stock Exchange crashed when top British investor Clarence Hatry and many of his associates were jailed for fraud and forgery.”

Isn’t Battery day September 22nd? What if Musk is just this century’s Hatry?

>>21827975

Show your positions, senpai.

>>21828403
fed couldn't pump back then

>>21828332
He thinks more exports means more money and thus a richer country whereas the opposite is the case.
If you import more than before while producing the same you have become richer relative to the world because you can obtain more goods at the same income you had before.
Anyone who thinks Exports are positive and imports are inherently negative is a retard that doesn't understand basic economics and shouldn't try to pretend to know what's good for an economy or people in general

what is this line called?

>>21828254
CVX has the best balance sheet in oil & gas, PSX is a low cost producer.

if I had to choose one, it'd be CVX

>>21828332
World can't handle a strong dollar for variety of reasons

>>21828440
The Oil "Big Green Wad" Boomer

I am going to crash this market.
With no survivors. (gonna sell a SPY bear credit spread).
Play with this information as you will.

bros, what's your thought on blink? Safe after this huge dip?

>>21828299
so when do you recommend people gtfo of the markets and wait to see what unfolds mr. econ major?

>I'd like people's thoughts on tesla, they mostly produce luxury vehicles. And they're anticipating money making after a pandemic which has three major factors:
>1. Working from home is the norm, lessened demand for cars
>2. Massive recession. Luxury goods are de-prioritised as consumer expenses
>3. skyrocketing wealth inequality, pumped by fed printing and massive corp bailouts, making purchasing power lower and therefore luxuries more expensive.
>My view is: Lost capital. Capital is being forcably pumped into the system by the fed, and understandably investors NEED to invest because every dollar the fed prints takes away from the value these investment companies hold. They cannot hold USD and they are forced into stocks and markets. So stocks rise, in a massively speculative way, as speculation is now mandatory.
>How this won't end in disaster is beyond me.

Why would Tesla be affected by the poor people who were most heavily hit by the pandemic? You said yourself: Its a luxury brand. This pandemic has shifted even more wealth from the poor to the middle class that owns capital (potential Tesla buyers)

>>21828332
Yeah. It makes labor relatively cheaper and exports relatively cheaper to importers. Currency inflation can be played by producers, it allows them to charge relatively higher prices against stagnated wages.

>>21828361
My guess is, it probably will, but slowly, and possibly after some downturns. It seems like it will be a strong but slow grow. It may be worth selling some of your position if you want the money, but I don't see it going down longterm.

>>21828222
what was the maximum market drawdown in the year preceding august 24th?

pretty sure it wasn't 30%

“ We are reaping the natural fruit of the orgy of speculation in which millions of people have indulged. It was inevitable, because of the tremendous increase in the number of stockholders in recent years, that the number of sellers would be greater than ever when the boom ended and selling took the place of buying."

>>21828403
You know the fed actively pursued a contractionary monetary policy at that time during the crisis as well right?
Moreover the added import tariffs of president Hoover that limited any potential to get out of the depression faster.
Smoot-Hawley combined with a retarded fed made your depression way way worse than it should have been

>>21828500
>This pandemic has shifted even more wealth from the poor to the middle class that owns capital
The Fed slammed the middle class because of its actions in 2009. I don't think there will be much of a middle class left this time around.

>he didn't buy the AAPL dip
ngmi

>>21828513
20%

APPLE BROS HOLD ME!

>>21828500
all the more reason to import 50 million third world immigrants!

>>21828378
>>21828438
I know, that why I'm saying this. Trump has repeatedly said that a strong dollar is bad for trade.
Maybe he wants a weaker dollar so his corporate buddies can compete better with China.

>>21828463
The main question is if the US can handle a weak dollar. Also there's the risk that the dollar's weakening affects other currencies negatively first.

>>21828498
I have been out since the beginning of July I am not going to try and time the market specifically.
I do have some long strangle positions of some major indexes here and there that expire in October and November but that's it.

Anyone here use Questrade? I want to start investing in stocks and I see this one recommended a lot

>>21828403
differences in time period and circumstances aside, im gonna laugh so fucking hard if my idea to exit a week or so before battery day ends up literally calling "the top", lmao

>>21828621
Read the OP

>>21828585
A weakening dollar affects global bank reserves negatively and at the same time makes confidence go down significantly. However, it does make emerging market debt cheaper as it is mostly denominated in US dollars but at the same time hurts their economies by a growing negative sentiment which hurts demand were the dollar to weaken as heavily as sometimes implied by Trump and his associates.

When times get tough EM's are the first to shit the bed

>>21828299
>I have a degree
>they fed me the status quo
>I ate it

I bet you expect a Gaussian distribution and when your models get shaken outside the realm of probability you paper over it and say "it couldn't be predicted!"

>>21828585
There was murmurings going into 2020 about challenging the USD as the global reserve currency. Simply because countries are tired of being forced to import US inflation.
A weak USD would almost certainly be a bullish pressure for adopting the Euro or Yuan instead.
>that feel when I type this I know there is that angry "YOU THINK THESE CARRIERS ARE FOR SHOW" boomer will feel compelled to respond

>>21828621
yup
>>21828651
OP is not leaf friendly

>>21827876
>rebbit spacing

We are in the delusion stage

>>21828585
so much dollar denominated debt that weaker dollar would be a good thing, also Chinese have systematically kept their currency low for 20 years

>>21828583
WHY AREN'T WE RICH YET REEEEEEEEE

>>21828402
lol I should have tried to autism my way into hand writing assembly.
My school was basically "Java, C#, HTML, LISP. Congratulations on your BS!".
I shoulda majored in math, that was the fun part.

get ur shit together tesla

>>21828666
You know nothing of me and my degree do you know the conditions of the end of the 1920s and the 1930s when the fed was being retarded by contracting the circulating money supply by a fucking third during the height of the depression?
Circumstances are greatly different now compared to then, denying that is as ignorant and misinformed as you can get

>>21828696
So then what should we do? Not invest?

>>21828223
>buy my oil bags

Keep trying kiddo. You going to be holding those bags for eternity.

>>21828696
Cope

>>21828548
wait there was a dip on AAPL? im so in the green i didn't even notice

>>21828546
The middle class is a sliding definition. What does it mean these days? Any cohort that has had a few (5+) years of career growth, enough to own a home and is relatively comfortable. America still has a massive middle class, and most of them have benefited from the pandemic. Really anyone that owns sufficient capital will benefit massively, it'll be the people that can't afford to invest in anything that will be destroyed. I'm bullish on Tesla because the people who are going to be wiped out are way to poor to effect even secondary markets related to Tesla. Solar panels, roofing, electrical cars, these are all luxuries through and through.

>>21828741
any good youtube videos/documentaries on this you'd recommend?

>>21828738
That selloff today was not as bad as I expected, wonder if we'll have Round 2 in an hour.

>>21828651
I am a leaf
>>21828681
do you have a TFSA set up with them? that's the route I was planning to take

>>21828666
Ah, a fellow brother in arms. PRAISE TALEB

>>21828681
>OP is not leaf friendly
Don't invest in damn Canada
get a tasty trade account

>>21828771
Kind of, but not really. People here were screaming blood red, though. Apple went up to $515 in the pre-market and dropped back down to Friday's closing when the market opened back up. and now it's steadily growing again.

>>21828771
Based. Buy&Hold wins again!

>>21828827
*tastyworks

>>21828827
Cucknadians can't get tasty.

>>21828741
Getting awfully defensive anon. You sound like the type that shorted the bottom and now you're buying the top.

>>21828679
I've read that the Chinese actually pushed for the IMF's Special Drawing Rights to replace the USD as the reserve currency after 2008. I don't think the yuan is liberalized enough to become the new reserve currency, nor that the Chinese actually want that yet.
But what would happen to the current US debt with a weak dollar? Also what would that mean for future recessions?

>>21828790
>The middle class is a sliding definition
It is a sliding definition because as the Fed destroys it, it chooses to redefine it to make it seem not as bad. They have been doing that with the CPI for decades.
Really the best play for years has been to short the middle class. Long the ultra wealthy and luxury.

bought apple today to ride with the split. bought tesla too. checked their split page. had to buy it on the 21st. sold that shit asap. lost only 45$.

>>21828816
Ya I have a TFSA with them
>>21828827
Isn't that for people from Europe?

>>21828844
>age 37
>start earning 40k a year

holy fucking BASED

>>21828885
>But what would happen to the current US debt with a weak dollar? Also what would that mean for future recessions?
We wouldn't be able to try printing out of our problems with such impunity. Look at the Lira for a recent example of this.

>>21828844
What year is this from

>>21828566
see, we're fine, crash is over

>>21828704
There is literally nothing wrong with the US importing more than exporting on the basis of a floating exchange rate.
DO people not understand the dollars that are offered to foreign producers for their goods by americans offers a greater supply than demand of us dollars on the world currency market thus weakening the dollar the more the US imports?
Moreover, the foreigners who have now obtained US dollars by exporting to the US, have to do something with the dollars, which is mostly done by foreign investment.

>>21828880
I don't short i don't like to take unnecessary risk that i can easily avoid

Lmao can anyone tell me what the fuck happened to ONTX?

>>21828731
>Cyber security
>Reverse engineering
>Malware
I am in one of the few industries that actually reads and writes assembly on a daily basis. I always get a giggle out of people asking assembly questions and the top reply being "Why would you need to know assembly? Nobody does that anymore. This is pointless."

>>21828299
>mmt is completely sound policy
>the FED is making loans
>USD is sound money
Anything else to add, ivory tower?

>>21828844
i'd blow my brains out so fast if someone told me this was how mundane my future was going to be

>>21827659
the oil company?

>>21828844
>waiting til 15 for first kiss
Is this how things work in Utah?

>>21828896
in other words... buy AAPL buy TSLA ?

>>21828741
What are your thoughts on Eurodollar University on Youtube

>>21828988
p3 failed

>>21829004
>mmt is completely sound policy
Never said this and do not agree with this one bit
>Fed is making loans
>USD is sound money

You must recognize the situation then and now are vastly different and cannot be compared to each other at all, most of all because of an absence of the gold standard and a fed that did the exact opposite of what is being done now

Up 2500 on AAPL calls today. But was up 4500 this morning

>>21829007
how exciting is your life now in comparison, anon? hmmm?

Why aren't you buying blink?

>>21829024
AAPL yes. TSLA, no. Whatever market TSLA could tap in 2010 is smaller now because of the Fed. And it will get worse going forward. AAPL is at least just barely luxury for most people.
But I unironically expect to see finance plans for IPhones become a standard thing going forward.

I made a killing on CLSK. Idk why I'm still bagholding, it's been a crabwalk the past week. Should I sell at this point and reinvest? My only fear is that this stock will hit $20 soon, not really sure what to do.

>>21829058
Same ;_;
Holding though. Expecting to be up at least $10k by friday!

Still waiting on that Rugpull
Still waiting for the crash
All of the CLACK CLACK CLACK and I'm still waiting
Markets should be falling in
Second great depression should start any moment now
Bobo where are you??

>>21828844
>37
>finally make 40k

>>21828844
>age 22
>numbers autism put me in the 0.5% of my age group
>own 3 cars and a house in palm beach
>never have to wage again
god boomers and normalfags are so stupid

>>21829028
Don't know them specifically but i'll check them out

>>21829108
Finance plans for iPhones were already the standard.

>>21829133
what kind of lotto did you win

>>21829124
BRRR
that's the sound of bobo being shot

>>21829124
Bobos have been saying for months that nothing will happen until September at the latest.

>>21829179
aspergers

>>21828801
I quite like the channel libertypen in some videos, not all, and i loved the channel called commonsensecapitalism but they haven't uploaded as much as they used to about 6 years ago unfortunately.
Also AVROTROS Klassiek for music

>>21828987
Too strong of dollar pretty much makes you offshore your entire manufacturing base in China

>>21829108
>But I unironically expect to see finance plans for IPhones become a standard thing going forward.
Do you live in a 3rd world country or something? Finance plans have been the standard for every modern smartphone since like 2010 dude

>>21829133
w-wanna hang out

If im beginner who have just read a book about stock market and i want to learn how to invest and make monet, from what should i start with low budget? Shares, options, obligations, etf, future contracts, cfd or Forex?

>>21827458
>BLNK terrible fundamentals accused of committing fraud
Almost up a dollar. Fuck I give up bros

>>21829194
keep your eyes on Battery Day. that's when the rugpull of the century will happen. screencap this if you want. think domino effect.

>>21829280
Kys

>>21829200
got any tips rainman?

There will be no crash this year.
R-right bros?

>>21829284
From your lips to God’s ears, anon...

>>21829215
>implying we dont gain from trade because we lose some overly expensive jobs that were already heavily subsidized.

You win in one department and lose in almost all other departments with an artificial weakening of the dollar by losing out on the stuff you import now.
Also, China is already facing that a lot of their factories are moving towards lower wage countries because as always when productivity rises, overall wages rise too and now they've become too expensive for some industries even, clothing for example.

I just bought the calls on the nasdaq etf fucker qqq and the futures contract on the nq. if you guys don't like me making money I guess you can suck my big 5 inch cock.

>>21829209
link me to something that will explain what went so wrong in the stock market crash and subsequent great depression

>>21829050
>Never said this and do not agree with this one bit
Based. I'm shitting. /smg/ has been a fucking dumpster fire for months. You're likely right about it not playing out the same way. I'd be very surprised. Contraction would probably be good. Fuck 'em ch. 11 for these moral/morale hazards. Sovereign debt can fuck itself too.

>>21829280
Turn around and dont look back

>>21828844
Hold up I think I'm doing this backwards, I haven't had a kiss but I have a mortgage.

>>21829121
I would have sold at least half the profit but at this point it's holding pretty well with a possible cup and handle forming, the only concern is that its 99.99% of your portfolio lmfao

>>21829313
>big 5 inch cock
so that's why your GF is asian

Reminder to never ever enter if the shape of the graph looks like this. This is the shape of a pump and dump. If you are thinking of buying, and the shape of the graph looks like this, it's over, you missed it, move on.

>>21828844
Is this how high-end middle-class normie women see the world? Clearly a woman had to write all this.

>>21829303
There might be a crash tomorrow

>>21829280
Go all in on AAPL

>>21829133
Based sperg.
>>21829280
Buy JPM, X and C

>>21829377
Post positions

Why did the jews pull a switchajoo on us? This morning everything was greener than a green bean and now its like were in jew market crash hell.

>>21829280
Buy SPY puts 1 year out @ $250 strike

Tesla to 87$
https://sports.yahoo.com/tesla-bear-says-stock-is-detached-from-reality-predicts-87-price-target-180905935.html

>>21829377
Why do all the crash prophets get dubs in this thread?
I am concerned

>>21829062
its not exciting thats why im going to blow my brains out if it continues like that chart

>>21828844
>no kiss until 25
>first full time job at 22
>driving test at 18
>first holiday with friends never ever
>move out at 25
>first car never
>holiday with partner probably never I'm not a millionaires yet
>best man never ever
>rent since 25
>engaged at 26
>married at 27
>first child maybe at 32 if I can finally afford it
>first house maybe when I can retire at 65
>have been in top 5% country-wide earners since 24 or so
>manager never ever
>second house never ever EVER
>more than one holiday per 5 years never
>look at more than 0 properties never
>retire: probably never
How the world has changed.

>>21829360
contrary to popular belief asian women have larger vaginas so they can pass larger brained children

>>21829432
Keep dreaming. See you at 2500$

ONTX is gonna go up all week isn't it

>>21829446
Who told u life should be exciting, or even enjoyable? Youve been lied to. Part of growing up is realizing this. You have no right to happiness, comfort, or love.

>>21829309
That would be fine if you weren't competing with a communist government who tries to establish monopolies over complete global supply chain systematically, you can't simple look at it in pure econ terms. The Chinese understand this and that's why they keep their currency super low and yeah some of the manufacturing is moving to Vietman but that's essentially Chinese control

>>21829432
Elon and his higher-ups would have to sell half of their stacks for the price to go below $200.

>>21829402
>X
I think NUE, VALE, and CLF are better choices.
>jpm, c
Following boomer King and assuming bac is likely a better option.

>>21828990
>Reverse engineering
based

This is so gross. Bankers exert a lot of pressure into Jpow to keep stocks up... wonder how much pressure goes on behind the scenes

AudioEye guy where you at man I just wanna talk.

>>21827475
Shorting in this environment.

Come here you retard, let me smack some IQ into you.

fucks the guy shilling SLV calls, show yourself

>>21829348

I sold my other stocks that I felt weren't as solid as clsk to put into chainlink. I got in at $8 so it was a better investment overall, this was my last stock I was holding because it had significant growth, good news, and analyst projections of $18

But at this point, I may sell and invest in other things. I was thinking of throwing some money into aapl but isn't there a stock split soon? Should I wait until then?

>>21829432
Tesla at $87 is on par with its current capabilities desu

Imagine buying at $2100 lmao

>>21829316

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjFsbePubTrAhUI2KQKHQR2CdEQFjAAegQIAxAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffraser.stlouisfed.org%2Ffiles%2Fdocs%2Fmeltzer%2Fwhemon92.pdf&usg=AOvVaw2OpilanMzP5tpKJFPwcYmR

here

>>21829121
And miss out on it hitting 14-15 this week? I've been since 4.30 and been enjoying the weekly patterns of dipping before hitting a new ATH. Having said that, walking away with a 115% gain is more than good enough. Up to you, brother.

>>21829050
The issue was the fed's interventions in general, not the direction or volume. If anything the current actions are worsening conditions in every direction by inoculating dying industries and companies with farcical amounts of liquidity which will further extend their lifespans without their overdue restructuring or liquidation. We didn't even approach true value with this crash and it should've been allowed to play out so the market could adapt and overcome. Instead we had a heavily manipulated swing up into a V and all the liquidity from questionable or damaged sectors are being injected into a sliver of companies which have increasingly limited upside potential as their market caps and real-term volatility become increasingly frightening. A -1% day on the NDX is worth $100bn. A -30% from here would erase $3tn in it's valuation.

Every time somebody tries to pull some bullshit out of the economics field and apply it to real world scenarios there are consequences that go totally unforeseen and destroy the wealth of the population. All this QE, all the liquidity swaps, all the bond buying is going to fuck shit up beyond what it previously was.

>>21829301
I do but if you're not a turbojew with your bookkeeping then you're not gonna understand the more technical stuff. The key is organization and removing emotions from purchases. Don't think of money as "money", think of it as if it was points in a game.

Last chance to buy SWBI. Its down today because they are handing out special distribution of AOUT shares.

>>21829446
Dude just smoke some weed man it'll be alright just toke some bud dude just hit this doob man

>>21829121
Also, check your messages. He wants a word.

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>>21829560
Agreed and good effort post friend

Deck chairs on the Titanic etc etc

>>21829490
Are you suggesting the Chinese have not suffered from their own policy and haven't missed out on a large amount of potential economic growth because of it? Because they did.

>>21829560
>the issue was the feds intervention in general
No the main issue was a huge fucking contraction in the money supply from 1929 all the way until the beginning of the 1930s which worsened the already bad crisis

How does a 2020 used Tesla mode 3 have a FPP of $50k, when you can get a brand new one for 40k?

>>21829579
The declaration of independence was pretty based. God bless America.

>>21829635
No supply , same shit as Prius a decade ago

>>21827975
What are you trading

>>21829635
Fuck you that's how just buy it you fucking faggot stop asking dumb questions or I will come over to your place of business and pull down your pants and fuck you and high five your boss afterwards

guys why is the nasdaq dropping... i have such bad luck with this fucking market.

Buy poots. Now. The market is at all time high.

>>21829560
>Every time somebody tries to pull some bullshit out of the economics field and apply it to real world scenarios there are consequences that go totally unforeseen and destroy the wealth of the population

I dont neccesarily disagree with this fact but you cannot forget that the monetary contraction, which also was fed intervention but the other way around, made things a lot worse than they could have been if they didnt do anything or if they did the opposite of what they did at the time.
Again, I am not in favor of so much central bank intervention low interest rates are almost impossible to get out of, see the situation Europe has been in since the Euro sovereign debt crisis and Japan since the 90s

>>21829546
thanks, saved.

TSLA's going to crab in the 1950-2050 range until Friday isn't it?

>>21829626
>>21829626
You sounds like someone who just completed their first year in economics and is now parroting the same standardized bullshit his ECON 1000 professors parroted.

Contracting Money supply isn’t the sole cause for the 1929 crash, maybe arguably only prolonged it and kept it going. What we are dealing with here is worse: because the next time something causes a crash, it will be completely 100% because of a loss of consumer confidence and nothing that the Fed does will help.

Threadly reminder to cast off your material possessions, sell your tesla, and buy a bike

>>21829451
NGMI

>>21829757
I think it'll crab there until Thursday and then it'll start climbing back up until the split. After that, who knows.

>>21829635
Buy one new, immediately sell it for $10k profit. Become the new WB in a year.

>>21829763
I never said it was the sole cause, I only said it made the depression far worse than it should have been and prolonged it.
I don't disagree with you that the fed now has no instrumental policy tools left to help if something were to go wrong now, where exactly do we disagree on?

>>21829757
Nah. It'll plummet back to $1700 like it did last time.

I don't deserve to make it. I panic sold TQQQ and and RKT which i got at amazing prices. I should just go into appl and tsla and leave it for 9 months for next summer

>>21829757
how many times do i have to keep telling you, anon? literally don't even look at it until Sept. 17th. thank me later. the drop this morning was likely just dumb money getting out thinking they "made it" not realizing that the pump party hasn't even begun yet. because they're dumb and will buy back in higher (relatively speaking) after the split pump begins and they FOMO again.

TSLA 8/28 $2550 C

>>21829833
Uhhh, 9 months? Everyone here realises this is a bubble, the only question is when to get in and when to get out.

>>21829876
Brave, but foolish.

>>21829784
there's no air conditioning or internet outside though. also my concept2 rowing machine provides the superior workout, indoors.

>>21829369
Nah

Them
>he has to be funny, rich, powerful, buy the house I want, be over 6' tall, and also dreamy

Then they hit 28 and wonder why no rich guy wants them

GUYS IT'S NOT GOING UP! GET THAT FUCKING KIKE STEVE MERCHANT ON THE PHONE! I WANT ANSWERS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

>>21829931
leo doesn't date anyone over 25

>>21829808
based

>>21829904
i know this is a bubble to it's just i probably won't be able to trade as vigilantly during school so i'm just gonna go into decent long term holds

Out of all things real estate is green today, clown market.

>>21829938
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>21829532
Lol ur the same anon posting this pic since last week arent u when the rat doomer posted. Ur funny in the posts ive seen thus far

>>21829784
>Cast off your material possessions and then buy a $7,500 bicycle.

>>21830002
Fed is just going to buy all their MBS's so their liabilities just magically dissolve into the aether.

should i invest in china?

anyone else waiting eagerly for the next stock market crash? my IRA has doubled in value since march and it's too damn high. all I want is for it to crash down again so I can scoop up more deals.

>>21829983
The only important thing to do during a bubble is to get out fast, if you can't do that then getting in is foolish.

Rate my most recent trade.
>I made it because imagine the smell, of sweaty asssss bro

>>21830081
10% trailing stop loss. thats my way out

>>21830047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGFsSPV-jWU

>>21830071
>not buying nasdaq on margin and taking the free money.

this bubble isn't big enough to pop.

How to capitalize on getting gaped by bbc?????

>>21830071
nope. crashes are for fags

>>21829904
Wrong

I think its a little ahead of itself but longterm fine. Not looking to sell everything. Just going to hold for years and the momentum up and down will even out

>>21830121

Get aids also as a bonus and maybe get beaten a little bit

>>21829789
what play do I need to do to make it? I have 60k, which is 1/4th of what I need for a downpayment.

>>21829018
Yes

anyone got their crystal ball out? please tell me MSFT isn't going to crab all week

>>21829966
Most rich/well off dont. Whats the point when a young 20s is just as mature and less partners?

>>21830152
Depends when you bought. If you got in last year, staying in is fine. The bubble pops, the mean comes back and your investment holds long term. Investing now and holding for 20 years is also an option.

>>21828104
My brother is dating some rich girl (from Russia). He said to me that I need to exit all positions in autumn, says its insider info from the girl's family

Funny thing is, yes, they have jewish ancestors, I'm not joking

>>21830047

If you want to invest in a people whos endgame is to castrate you throw you in a concentration camp and harvest your organs then sure.

>>21830002
>people are refinancing
>why is the REITS green?

>>21830120
i was making 25% profit on every single trade for march/april and want it to happen again. stocks are overpriced af, but so is gold and bitcoin, and i already have enough bonds, so there are no deals to be had. bored of paying my student loan.

>>21830127
they're great fun, because all the idiot fags who think a market downturn somehow reduces their wealth

>>21830201
Yeah I got in at lows so its easier psychologically. Even then trying to time this with the liquidity, stimulus, interest rates is nuts

AAPL will have a slow crab upwards today, tomorrow, and maybe Wednesday. Maybe +$2 a day. But just like Thursday and Friday last week?. Anons...

>>21829574
If money was just points in a game you wouldn't care about losing it and probably lose all of it as a result

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If AAPL keeps going down I am financially ruined.

>>21828222
>Not comparing the Wuhan Flu Pandemic to the Spanish Flu Pandemic.

Wrong. Boomers panic sold in March 2020 because they were being confronted by the looming reality of their untimely death.

>>21830350
thats how i do it, anon.
made a killing when i started in october 2016
i put it all in cash and now play with the market for fun
its all a giant game to me.

>>21830449
How do I make it if I'm not a sperg?