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How are you going to celebrate once you make it?

>> No.21794099

Donate it all to BLM

>> No.21794101

>>21794062
I’ll celebrate by starting an assassination market for all coomposters with Chainlink and resolve any dispute with ShadowKleros

>> No.21794107

going to marry my gf. i dont believe in prenups

>> No.21794113
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>>21794062

>> No.21794123

>>21794107
Faggot

>> No.21794127

>>21794062
dunno, spend it all on cocaine?

>> No.21794135

>>21794123
nigger

>> No.21794144

>>21794101
Dangerously based

>> No.21794148

>>21794113
This.

>> No.21794155

>>21794062
Buy Antifa

>> No.21794165

>>21794107
Ngmi

>> No.21794172

>>21794062
Same way I always celebrate, grab a nice bottle of whisky, shitpost on /biz/, trade some shitcoins, and play whatever video game of the week I feel like.

might make a trip somewhere and go hunt for some nice rocks tho

>> No.21794190

>>21794062
celebrate by living normally like nothing has changed except not wage slaving

>> No.21794194

>>21794062
Have IG thots debase themselves to me while I travel. After that I'm going to buy/develop a plot of land in Oregon and start a small farm/co-op and a couple restaurant/bars in Portland.

>> No.21794198

killing normalfags

>> No.21794200

>>21794062
go to south america and binge on stimulants and 10/10 hookers with large, beautiful, natural tits.

>> No.21794201

>>21794123
>>21794165
Seconded, you're a cuck >>21794107.

>> No.21794202

>>21794062
why the fuck isn't he fucking her crazy

>> No.21794251

are you a pastaboy?

>> No.21794257

>>21794165
>>21794201
if you cant marry your gf without prenups, you never loved her in the first place

>> No.21794318

>>21794062
unironically going to hire these type of thots off instagram to brap and shit in my mouth

>> No.21794359

>>21794062
by sleeping all day and watching movies for entire month.

>> No.21794389

>>21794318
Based and Saudi-pilled

>> No.21794404

>>21794200
lmao

you'll get stabbed in the first hour

>> No.21794413

>>21794257
Clueless

>> No.21794426

>>21794404
might be worth it if i get a week of cooming in sluts bareback

>> No.21794430
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>>21794062
buy a shit shack like pic related and live a comfy peaceful life
I just want to be left alone

>> No.21794434

>>21794404
>stabbed
brazilians cartel do more than just "stab" people.

>> No.21794510

>>21794062
I suppose I'll take a trip to Japan because I'd like to go there again.

>> No.21794703

>>21794062
I prob won't celebrate too much outside of just going out but I'd buy myself a nice house with a home gym and a VR Headset.

>> No.21794742

>>21794430
Based anon. Never want to have to live with a flatmate again.

>> No.21794759

>>21794062
By getting as far away from people like the ones in that video

>> No.21794909

>>21794430
damn that looks nice. i always wanted a forest home, but the sea looks cool too.

>> No.21794913

Honestly? I just want to buy CHEESE. I really love cheese bros. Mature, creamy, moldy, stinky, flaky, hard, soft, crumbly... I just fucking love eating cheese. High calorie, high fat, good source of protein, great taste and so volatile you can use cheese for almost anything and in any way you like. I often go to the shop and stand in the cheese aisle for 45 minutes admiring all the different cheeses. From all over the world it seems like mankind has come together in its love for cheese. If there were more types of cheese the world would be a better place. Don't you guys also love cheese? When I make it I just want to be able to buy all the cheese I want. See a new cheese? Buy it! I wonder what it will taste like? Go to the market to buy local cheese from farms and farmers and have a good time sharing the cheese with my friends. It's all I want bros, no lambos, no yachts, no plastic bimbos, just a nice plate of cheese to excite my taste buds with in the evening. Just one small piece and you feel immediately rejuvenated. People with depression should be proscribed cheese. A cheese platter should be present during every international negotiation. There would never be another war again. I just want to make it so I can eat cheese bros.

>> No.21794928

>>21794430
this

>> No.21794944

How much of a cuck do you have to be to white out your GF like this on ZoomTok?

>> No.21795264

>>21794062
by masterbating and surfing shitty message boards

>> No.21795325

Play pc games and browser /biz/.

>> No.21795470

>>21794913
this man is without a doubt white

>> No.21795762

>>21794257


>>21794257
Did she tell you that?

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>>21794107
holy fuck, godspeed you absolute mad man

>> No.21795991

>>21795762
Kek

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21796014

I wanna go experience zero gravity desu

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>>21794062
i'll take my gf on a trip. She doesn't know how much i'm worth, and I'll never tell her. We'll just live comfortably together, get married and enjoy true fuck you money.

>> No.21796149

>>21796073
she knows

>> No.21796177

>>21794257
this, marriage is forever
everyone who doesn't go into it with that mindset is degenerate

Mark 10:2-9

>> No.21796208

>>21794430
what if you had a medical emergency out there.

>> No.21796209

>>21794107
Prenups are obsolute now that Kleros kourt is in session

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>>21794062
>walk into local McDonalds
>"What would you like anon?"
>One Big Mac please!
>sit down at table
>eat Big Mac with tears rolling down my eyes
>go into bathroom and masturbate furiously
>coom all over sink and mirror
>leave

>> No.21796281

>>21796208
your private doctor would get you going.

>> No.21796321

>>21796276
You know how I know you're American?

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>>21794913
Based Cheeseposter

>> No.21796931

>>21796321
you know how I know you're a newfag?

>> No.21796942
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>>21794062
Buy big fucking ass bill board and hang it from a highest town in a city.
What picture you might ask, yes it's pic related. big ass text in teh bottom will say "MANIACS"!

>> No.21796991

>>21796942
This, but its the mainboard of Times Square

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>>21794062
urge to drill rising

>> No.21797047
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>>21796991
Whole month, half of billboards of Sergey smug face looking down on npcs!
shit will be cash!

>> No.21797068

>>21794913
Sometimes I dream of cheese

>> No.21797182

>>21795470
this man is without a doubt a redditor

>> No.21797208

>>21794062
by killing myself.

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>>21794107

>> No.21797377

>>21794430
woaa i know exactly where that is, used to hike that coast and smoke weed with gf and frens

>> No.21797438

>>21794913
Kek really hope you will make it.

>> No.21797555

>>21794062
Buy property far away from city. Build fence around it. Barbecue some steaks.

>> No.21797621
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>>21794155
>Buy Antifa
Put out a memo that membership will be contingent on passing a basic physical fitness test.

>> No.21797717

>>21794062
>those fake balloon tits

Gross.

>> No.21797733

>>21794062
Buy a cheap new sports car and take my gf to japan. Maybe Italy too. Link $100 eoy.

>> No.21797794

>>21794101
This. Exactly this.

>> No.21797804

>>21794062
Coke fueled blow bang

>> No.21797810

>>21794107
You're not stupid at all considering prenups get thrown out all the time by judges, it's basically just there to make men feel better in the moment. If you don't think you need one then go for it.

>> No.21797847

>>21794062
it doesn't get any more fake than that, that dude's gotta be a homo

>> No.21797886

>>21794062
Well I tried to buy a Rolex but their factory is still COVID.

>> No.21797899

>>21794062
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

>> No.21797926

>>21794107
Does she have any idea how to sell crypto?
Actually, how would this work for a will? Do you write her a little whitepaper that explains how to sell?

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>>21794062
Dickbutt. Lambo.

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>>21794062
buying some FUCKING bananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
ITS MONKEY SEASON
>>21794107
faggot

>> No.21798159

Buy my mom a car and give my friend $10k so he can pay for barber college