/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21786364
p e r k y p u f f i e s !!!!

>>21786364
that's a woman

Buy AUY

sauce? unironically who is she

>>21786278
name some. i want to keep some money around for day trading but im interested in where to park my money long term if you can convince me there is a better option than AAPL.

also daily reminder that if you seriously think a forward split is going to cause the most successful and popular companies in America to dump, you're a dumb motherfucker and deserve to lose whatever money you put into shorting them. history will repeat itself.

>>21786402

So for how long do I hold this? Im all in nvda.

Reminder that I love you all, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS APPLE!!

>>21786428

GME
>100% short interest
>new consoles
>Dr. Burry’s largest position

>>21786311
Stock split isn’t going to pump Tesla or apple. Every retail monkey already has access to fractional shares aka YOU. You are the dumb money you’re talking about.

>>21786364
>>21786423
i have yet to see a tranny that actually looks like a legit woman yet in my whole life. they universally look like dudes with tits. sometimes they just look like dudes with a wig, even worse.

So now that Trump is announcing a treatment are we going green on Monday?

>>21786499
call me when they announce a forward split and i'll dump all of my money into them, with leverage.

>>21786428
selling apple to pay for school in 2011 was the biggest mistake of my life

>>21786519
Romany happens?

>>21786519
Some can pass really well when they’re like 18-21 but usually can’t maintain it as they age

>>21786514
>he fell for the fractional shares meme

kek

>>21786551
Don't worry you'll make plenty more before the end.

>>21786429
learn to google newfriend

>>21786514
Honestly I'm just very enthusiastic to watch what happens. Especially with TSLA. I just can't imagine it can go anywhere from here, the pricing is literally astronomical. Same with AAPL, but at least they have an established competitive business and shit.

>>21786364
My sister's got bigger tits and she's 13

>>21786624
>man ass

gross.

>>21786653
Prove it

>>21786682
unfathomably based

>>21786666
not to mention the man cock

>>21786653
Pics?

>>21786653
i don't believe your sister is the 0.1% of the 13 year old population that have proportionally huge cleavage
gotta post pics first man..

SHOULD I BUY MORE APPLE OR IS IT AT THE TOP. JUST TELL ME

>>21786640
AAPL is AAPL. TSLA im just making a quick buck off of with the split and battery day hype pushing it into the stratosphere. then im gonna take that money and put it into more AAPL to hold in perpetuity. then i'll probably sell that in november before the election and buy back in after the results. i don't think i can make this plan any more efficient than that.

i've also got a quarter of my portfolio left over to ride the NVDA and AMD hype trains with their graphics cards and the new consoles and other such things.

>>21786549
I'm afraid that's not gonna happen. Bezos said on record that AMZN high price demonstrates the company's strength. However, he loves money, so everything is possible.

Anyway, there is litterally no reason to invest in a fucking rds.b

>>21786728
>>21786428

GBTC
ETHE
GDLC

>>21786728
Yes i'm certain this is the tope of a 20 year bull run

>>21786728
>Apple
>Top

>>21786364
this girl use to be cute. what happened?

I'm gonna do a split on one my accounts, and then unironically hold harder than I ever have.

>>21786666
got the satan quads of truth, sweet

>>21786519
Many of them have a autism face.

>>21786721
Dicks are ok but man ass is always gross

what da fugg

>>21786818
i know.

But what if apple announces some new I Screen that performs below expectations and everyone realizes it's overvalued?

>>21786873
Apple product fags are in too deep to admit the entire ecosystem is overrated locked down trash.

This makes me want the market to crash so bad

>>21786834

>>21786873
still won't really do anything to their moat of value. people will also still buy it.

>>21786931
I respect his hustle, but I agree with you. The people jumping in because of people like this are gonna get burned bad.

>>21786624
>google
and what am I supposed to type into google if I dont have the name? all I have is an image fucking retard

>>21786873
the only fud i'm even slightly concerned about is the fortnite bullshit trying to say apple has a "monopoly" over its own products. Apple always seems to lose lawsuits.

>>21786931
>young dumb money enters the market
>pumps my stocks

i don't see the downside. if dumb money wasn't dumb we wouldn't make any money.

>>21786931
that makes me want to sell everything

Should I buy a few ounces of silver for the hell of it? me like shiny things

>>21786534
If there is a treatment, we're crashing.

>>21787035
Yes. Worse case scenario, you have some wealth to pass down the next generation.

>>21787035
And what are you going to do with it? Your assets should be liquid

>>21786987
google has reverse image search you absolute ape, it's even fucking built into the site you're using
please go back

>>21786995

This, the stock market isn't a magical machine that you put money in and get more money out, you make profit because other people buy stocks higher than you did. The smart ones need more help than ever, and the dumb ones will pump everyone else

I'm new and have 1.37 shares of apple I bought at 495.

How much can I reasonably sell this for? I'm up like, 6 dollars on my 680+ dollar bet.

>>21787080
Put it in my safe and look at it once every 3 years

>>21787119
>selling Apple
>ever

buy apple calls and pray to satan

When does theta decay starting fucking an OTM option? Google points to 1 week away from expiration. Is that the case?

>>21787080
PSLV has a silver ounce equivalent calculator on the Sprott homepage.

You have to own 1k Oz worth to get delivery though, iirc. Their gold reserves are based on those retarded 700lbs London bars.

It seems like sentiment is too bullish on apple. Time to bog.

My boomer coworker and his boomer wife want to get into stocks. And my grandmas book club literally wants me to give them advice on stocks. Are we about to hit a blowout top? Getting kind of scared.. i found out a bunch of my coworkers bought cruises and airlines too. Like wtf. Personally I've been long apple and amazon with some non meta tickers like Fdx and ups but damn, if we have a leg down. A real one since march, and these boomers sell.. its gonna be bad.

>>21787282

Eh, just buy more if we have a hard crash. The ups and downs are all artificial and reactionary, just buy as low as you can and once the vaccine happens in like 2 weeks, we'll start recovering handily

>>21787282
Yeah we’ll probably have a leg down but so what? Shit may drop by 5% or so then it’ll just start up again as people buy the dip. No big deal.

>>21787193
Theta decay is always happening. It accelerates to happen much faster around one week or so out.

>>21787098
and that's why the split is guaranteed money. people like us are looking for this sort of news all the time, and so we buy in BEFORE the split. dumb money finds out and buys AFTER the split, pumping the stock higher. we find out about battery day and buy long BEFORE it, and we ride the hype momentum and we sell BEFORE battery day even happens. dumb money buys probably just before battery day and holds through it, and even if the news is good it still dumps and they wonder why and lose all this money, not knowing the expectations were set incredibly high and already priced in during the hype wave leading up to the event. because they're dumb.

don't be dumb money. instead, learn their psychology and predictable reactions to things and take advantage of them.

>>21787265
that's not how it works. AAPL is not a shitcoin or penny meme that no one has ever heard of. it's a household name that everyone wants to own for decades now. it's one of the best companies in existence currently. huge difference, you've probably been trading penny memes for too logn to know it.

>>21787516
I hope you're right man.

Buy cop and xle for 10% gains next week

Anyone able to accumulate a large amount (>100k) of savings/investments while working a middle class or worse job? It seems like everyone with big accounts works IT/software and makes 6 figures already.

Am I like 20 years too late to be on the Coke train? It's been crabbing hard. Part of me feels like it's free dividends now and will jump back up to pre corona 60 soon, but maybe coke is just failing to compete with pepsi?

>>21787282

This sort of thing is expected especially with Robinhood abd Webull giving out shares for referrals. The more dumb money in the market the better because smart money and the market itself thrives on it. Normies don’t have the attention span or autism for the market most will lose money right off the bat and quit or realize it’s not fast slot machine money like they imagined and would rather put their money into normie things like tattoos and physical items instead.

>>21786364
What’s the gigachad stock SHLL gonna do this week? I’m surprised more of you guys didn’t buy in earlier. I bought in at 12 sold at 30 and got back in at 19

Look at history. Apple did a split in 2014. The stock was over 600 then. After split it fell to under 100. What is apple stock today? damn near 500.. History will repeat. Only this time it may not take 6 years before the rebound due to the virus fear and iphone hype.

>>21787667
I'm at 70,000 savings working 1.5 years now at around 60k a year.

I live like a hermit though, I have cheap rent with 2 roommates, spend like 40 a week on food, 100 dollars in monthly expenses for EVERYTHING else. Just saving up as much as I can until a housing market crash then I'll pay with cash

>>21787667
I work at an Amazon warehouse for 16 bucks an hour but I've managed to get to 95k with saving and trading in the past 3 yrs. Hoping it grows to 7 figures by 2025

>>21787473
>buy in BEFORE the split
What about those of us without $2,000 available to buy a single dang share? I'm hoping to buy a share or two after the split ASAP but we'll see how that goes on a Monday

>>21787667
>Middle class or worse job
What's the salary range here?
I'm going to start working at my first job out of uni in September but I'll be able to easily out away 1000 dollars each month into my savings and investments

what calls should I buy I monday? I've got $1k to lose.

>>21787376
Um, no.

Compare these maps, attend to the size of all of the components. Consider the FAGMAN relationship with everything else. Recognize FAGMAN+ only contributes some 10-15% of our GDP despite being trillion dollar companies.

So much of the rally up was controlled using the weight of these equities ALONE. They singularly moved the whole fucking market up in their wake. Their market caps have extended in such a fashion I wonder if there's even a historical precedence to model this shit against.

Once a vaccine hits, all that mcap is going to deflate, and there's a big fucking hurt range, and a lot of people could find themselves tied up in losses for years. Other sectors are going to offer better returns with less risk. But there's so much unappealing risk that goes in hand with what exists as the value market right now...

Money velocity has plunged off a cliff. Printed money is just going straight into assets. In 2009, only the wealthy dumped printed money into the markets. Now its the general populace.
Don't know what the end result will be but its going to be painful whatever it is.

>>21786519
Life has many doors.

>>21787704
This. also we either recover or the world ends, there really isn't an in-between here, and im certainly not betting on the world ending because that doesn't benefit me at all. the best you can do is profit from the situation and hope the world governments and society as a whole "figure it out" eventually. which they likely will, historically they always have one way or the other.

learn how to take advantage of the dumb money. you're already here on /smg/, you're probably already educated or educating yourself on finance and financial history and stock trading strategies and looking at charts all the time. reading financial news on a regular basis and keeping up with world events and how they effect the stock market. understanding the FED. if so you're already most of the way there in all honesty. like 99% of people have no clue and at best end up as gamblers. just don't feel too bad for them when you're buying in early, selling near the top before the big selloff, and leaving them holding the bags. because you know shit they don't.

>>21787667
I'm middle class

>>21787747
That's what I did when I was in my early 20's. Friends and me rented a house. Then the housing market shat. My monthly mortgage payment is just 400.. for a 3 bed,1.5 bath, w/garage & basement house in a smallish city.

>>21787825
>Once a vaccine hits, all that mcap is going to deflate, and there's a big fucking hurt range, and a lot of people could find themselves tied up in losses for years.
The virus did its damage. A vaccine, which is unlikely for a respiratory RNA virus, only delays continued pain. The Fed's response and the entry of a new generation of traders/investors is going to keep pumping tech megacaps unless they are physically broken apart.
We are seeing the 2008-2020 "bull market" that super concentrated wealth and value into a handful of companies just in an accelerated form now. The Fed printed us through a tech rotation.

>>21787781
>doesn't even have $2k available

you're not ready for the stock market yet. get a good degree (at least an associates in STEM especially engineering) and work for a couple of years while saving like a madman. THEN you can trade.

>>21787412
I know it decays daily, but at some point it accelerates exponentially towards 0.01. General consensus seems to be about a week out, but just wanted to know if any anons experienced differently

>>21787923
Yeah, I'm sure institutions are going to be happy holding on to AAPL waiting for somebody to take first movers advantage and run into something that has near-true pricing so they can capitalize on massive upside. I'm sure they're seeing these valuations and deciding they're absolutely realistic and sustainable.

We'll see.

>>21786551
Hopefully you acquired a good degree with easily marketable skills...right?

>>21786364
guys what the hell is happening with WDC? I am ultra tempted to go all in. there is no reason for them to go this low. they sell storage and data centers are all the rage nowadays.

>>21787985
Shut the fuck up, 2/10. I'm not throwing $2,000 at a SINGLE SHARE of a fairly volatile stock when I can buy several shares of TQQQ and FNGU for that kind of money and see very similar gains. I'm specifically talking about buying before or after the TSLA split; is there some reason not to wait until after the split so I can buy full shares for ~$400-500 and watch them ride?

>>21787667
I make just 27,000 a year. However I'm currently sitting on 80,000 with my only debt being a house. Secure job. Retirement is just 11 - 12 years away. Due to being smart in my 20s, taking advantage of opportunities when they came up, and landing a job that lets me retire w/no screwing me over a hell of a lot sooner than most jobs do. (under age 50 and free)

>>21786364
HOLY SHIT ELVES ARE REAL !??!

>>21787080
>Your assets should be liquid
hmm, then probably i should consider gold as it is easier to melt.

>>21787923
This. also i don't want a vaccine i want a treatment like an anti-viral or something. we can't stop these things, we should instead focus on "yeah you'll get it once in a while but then you just take these drugs and feel shitty for a couple of weeks and you're fine" instead. feels like with how rushed they are on this thing they could easily just give you a mostly untested vaccine and it actually ends up giving you covid and some people die and they just go "lol whoops" but that whoops won't undo you dying or at least having permanent organ damage of some sort.

personally right now i just focus on avoiding people as much as possible, staying inside/around my yard as much as possible, and whenever i go out for groceries or to get take out which i minimize i always wear a mask and gloves, and wash my hands religiously. i also drink a glass of orange juice every day for the vitamin C (how effective that is idk but it's something at least). just doing the best i can to avoid it if at all possible. thank God i have the means to do this currently and only go into work twice a week where there are few people around now anyways.

OOF, NAK bagholders are about to get hosed.

>>21788047
Well I make six figures now, so yes. But if I had just kept working and buying apple I would have saved myself a ton of headache and would probably be a millionaire already

>>21788229
Vitamin D(3) shortcomings are correlated with worse outcomes, so include sunshine in your lifestyle. Or supplement it.

>>21788089
you'll very likely get a better price buying before the split rather than after, because there's a very high chance as soon as the split happens a lot of dumb money is going to flood in which will bid the price up. ideally you want to be in before the pump not after, but you can likely make money either way, i'd just say the probability is high that you'd miss out on gains by buying in later. up to you though. price moves in waves either way im sure there will also be ups and downs along the way but the general direction will be up.

if you do get into TSLA i highly recommend you hold and sell a couple of days before battery day (sept 22) because i expect a huge selloff then unless elon somehow manages to exceed the already stellar expectations that are going to be priced in all the way leading up to it. that's my plan at least, again your money you can do what you want.

>>21788066

The market currently has zero patience for stocks that don't immediately perform. Why would they when they could hop on AAPL momentum and make 5% a day?

Also the new CEO cut the dividend and lowballed guidance.

>>21787866
hey man this is really inspiring, all i have been doing is losing money and now at a 30% loss of my initial invesment. id like to think this is the lowest point for me and its all up hill from here. I only started trading a few months ago. you think im just too retarted or am just catching the falling knife

>>21786519
There are two trannys in my town and both of them look like men in wigs with tits that do a lot of meth. Watched one get beat up for feeling up some dude at the bar. Good times.

>>21788066
>there is no reason why they should be this low!
>*stock goes lower*
>there is no reason why they should be this high!
>*stock goes higher*

seeing a lot of this lately, lmao. i remember some anon getting rekt on WDC recently, be careful anon.

SHLL chads rise up

>>21786510
I tried to enter on a put but I don't think it'll happen.

fell SLEEP darning movie

>>21788272
>around my yard

that's the sunshine part. also i drink a 16oz glass of 1% milk every day. still, good point for other anons.

>>21788342
>>21788368
what if i am in it for long term though? i mean, i can't imagine WDC, STX or any other storage supplier going bust in this economy specially with the increasing demand in data centers.

>>21788344
this is more or less why it's commonly said that you should spend at least a year doing paper trading before using real money, and then when you start using real money you should only be making like $10 risk bets until you can prove you're profitable for at least a couple of months in a row before slowly increasing your risk on trades. you're the dumb money currently.

>>21787667
Yes? I worked in a warehouse for 5 years (age 19-24), made roughly ~$3.9k monthly working 8 hours a day, + weekends, holidays AND as much in the freezer as possible. Saved around $26k a year by living cheap, not owning a car and not doing anything other than work. Sure it was depressing as hell especially since I was so young, but it's all about sacrificing shit for better shit. Not to mention that the company gave us free company shares every year (outside of the shares we bought) and doubled what we had after working there for 5 years, so got a nice "bonus" when I quit aswell

>>21788342
>lowballed guidance
Does that mean potential for pump after next earnings?

>>21788336
So what about putting the money I would put into post-split shares ($400-500) into fractional shares now? What would happen to the fractions after the split, just a 1-5 split?

>>21787667
I make $64k/year and save about half that. $65k networth. I live very simply and my gf also works so we split expenses and save a ton.

>>21788512
Not worth it since you will probably be assessed a bunch of fees per share to perform the conversions needed.

>>21788463
idk, just do your DD if you think that. i know pic related about MU at least for example which is why it's still dropping. idk if this also applies to WDC. also if you're looking on the level of years you may be right if WDC management is strong, idk if it is but that's up to you. if you can handle it potentially still going down on you, maybe focusing on DCA'ing into it, then you would probably be right in say 5-10 years after covid is over and things recover. depends on your time frame. i also dont know what their balance sheet or debt look like. personally i'd ride the momentum on shit like AAPL and TSLA now and when the recovery actually happens, THEN you get into WDC or whatever, instead of trying to get in early and being underwater for years potentially.

I'm 100% in the market right now guys. I am considering selling ~30% and buying a couple acres of some investment undeveloped land. Yes or no? I can't decide if the market is about to really get going due to all the new liquidity.

>>21787667
Make 40k , sitting on ~200k through strict saving. 32 y/o

>>21788492
ah yea prehaps, or prehaps i would have lost out on corona recovery by then

>>21788512
i have no idea about fractional shares, im not a poorfag. i grew a $30k brokerage account into over $50k over the past year, and continue to grow it. i also have a cushy technician job. the key is that you need an education and an actual career that can give you a good couple of years of savings before you actually start messing with the stock market, you're what we would call "under capitalized". ever hear the term "it takes money to make money"? that applies here.

>>21788596
>personally i'd ride the momentum on shit like AAPL and TSLA now and when the recovery actually happens
i have been burnt on pumps in the past and i promised myself to only buy stocks with good fundamentals. i am a patient man.

>>21788673
>i would have lost out on corona recovery
>now at a 30% loss of my initial investment

???? if you somehow took advantage of the covid crash you should be way up now? clearly that didn't work out for you.

>>21788698
then just buy AAPL. "good fundamentals" aren't what they used to be, you really need to read up on how the market works nowadays with the FED. tech and semiconductors are where you want to be for the foreseeable future.

>>21788507

Probably, guidance was ridiculously low after a really good quarter which leads me to expect the new CEO is trying to underpromise and overdeliver, as opposed to making big promises and getting torched

>>21788229
> Be russian
> Taking a vaccine, which was tested on 85 "volunteers" from the army, will be a mandate by october
> Has to bribe a doc in order to not be vaccinated.

Bros, why post-commie live is so shit?

>>21788604
Investing in undeveloped land? Seems like a fucking hassle to me

>>21787282
Whenever anyone asks how to invest you say "I just buy stocks from companies whose products I use" and leave it at that. Its the best advice for normies and it allows them to make their own decisions.

>>21788806
>post-commie
>post

lol

>>21787610
I’m hoping XLE can return to 40$ I’ve got 2021 contracts that would pay handsomely if I saw that plus the OI on the call side is enormous for 2021. How is it possible that in an inflation environment energy isn’t soaring? Covid aside there really isn’t any reason gold is worth more than oil

>>21787282
dont worry, most of new traders are retarded and try to buy "discount" stocks like airliners, oil, retail, etc. that will all surely pump up 2x in 1-2 years with a vaccine. Debt and stock dilution won't do shit to stock price after all.

new traders are too scared to buy into shit with good fundamentals because they see they're at or almost at ATHs. Outside of retarded shit like Zoom, a lot of tech are still reasonably valued considering they grow MUCH faster than traditional sector (even AMD's 100+ PE ratio is sort of reasonable when you consider they continue to have free reign against Intel for the next 4 years).

Basically. just buy QQQ, VGT, and/or SOXX. Stick to only 1-3 individual stock picks you actually did proper DD on with good fundamentals, no price memory bullshit. Trading on fundamentals still works in a clown market

>>21786429
>she

>>21788862
You realize the dollar is the reason for the current asset valuations right? When the dollar comes back above 95 watch as everyone starts dumping because they’ve been trading inflation this whole time

please tell me if im retarded. im begging you. im still learning about options

AAPL 2 C 9/28 $510

>>21788856
Strangely, US is a more commie regime right now, then Putin's Russia. He didn't fuck around and let business eat shit without any gibbs

>>21787667
I earn minimum wage in an expensive city and I'm up to 45k. I cheated though. I bought Chainlink for under a dollar. Feels too easy. I'm going to cash out at 25 dollars and pay for three years rent so I can invest every penny I earn.

20 year old anon here. Pill me on TQQQ before I dump half of my college savings into it

>>21788492
i disagree, paper trading doesn't give you the emotions that we all crave for. My first year trading was with weed stocks and i really learned the hard way when I saw unrealized losses of like 40% on my $10k ""investment"" (gambling) with no DD, only to eventually gain it all back just holding like a retard and tumbling though other shit until I realized that ETFs and tech/semiconductor picks are so low-risk and high-reward that it's retarded to touch anything else unless you have insider information.

i cant believe I didn't buy FedEx stock though when so many of my family and friends work at FedEx (nepotism) and it was clear they were thriving even in March/April. FedEx outperformed my tech picks and were still close to the bottom in fucking May. The one moment I had something close to insider information and i overlooked it.

Stop being poor.

>>21789014
Bad fucking moment to join the market, I'd wait for some major corrections or when everyone realizes we'll have a financial depression for the next few years.

>>21789127
Based

>>21786519

How would you know? If they passed you wouldn't know that they're trans.

>>21788089
Stocks are how much you have invested vs % change. If you buy 1 share of tesla 2k and it goes up 20% you make $400. If you buy 14 shares of TQQQ for 2k and it goes up 20% you make $400. The amount of shares does not matter. Just look for the highest potential for a positive percent change and throw your money into it.

>>21788862
daily reminder that PE is a shit, buy AAPL

>>21789149
The economy can crash but the markets will never ever ever have a crash again. The Fed will instantly POOMP up a new stock market bubble with free money

>>21788948
okay coomrade.

>>21788938
probably an excellent chance it will be in the money by expiration
hopefully, you didn't just buy it at close yesterday and are already massively up

>>21788512
I called my broker to ask them (leaf) and they said during a split, fractional shares are sold. At least with them, its probably similar with others, but that's how it is with mine.

Is pic related any good?

>>21789202
>The Fed will instantly POOMP up a new stock market
That's a meme. They do nothing but creating bank reserves.

>>21788089
Also, if you buy $2000 of Tesla tomorrow, you guarantee yourself around 5 shares of post split tesla. If you wait one week and throw $2000 in Tesla you'll probably end up with around 3-4 shares. Had you thrown that $2000 in Tesla on 8/14 you would have over 6 shares post split

>>21787985
>2003
>"Hey kids, when you grow up you need to go to college. No, it's seriously a requirement. If you don't go to college you will never ever make any respectable amount of money and will be forced into a cycle of low paying jobs that only barely satisfy the bills. It doesn't matter the cost, it will easily be paid back in full when you graduate with a good jobm It doesn't matter whar the degree is, you just need a degree. Most people don't even have them, you will be the cream of the crop. Trust us, we are your teachers, heroes, family members, and are all adults with decades of life experience and wisdom over you."

>2013
>"Yea, why the he would you get a degree in anything other than STEM? STEM is all that counts. There's a shortage of STEM because they're the REAL HARD degrees to get. If you get one of those you will get a good life. Just go to school and get STEM, you'll be just fine. Only reason people get burned by college is because they didn't get STEM. It's impossible for STEM to get oversaturated because it's so difficult."

>2016
>"Yea why the fuck would retards go to college in the first place? Just learn a trade. Everyone has a degree now so they're worthless. Trades are where the real jobs are."

Hey boomer, your wordly advice is a few years old. You may wanna update to the latest Jew firmware upgrade. If you want, you can wait until 2023 where the next upgrade happens after we all flood trade schools following your advice and oversaturated that market too.

>>21789264
It's not
They actively buy up ETFs and government bonds you moron

>>21789048
paper trading is supposed to be about developing a strategy and using it in real time without knowing the future and seeing how well it actually performs. it's also to learn how your platform works and how to place orders and do all that sort of stuff.

the emotions come in with real money but that's why you start with small money first. you learn with that and if successful you slowly increase your risk tolerance as you gain experience. the reason why over 90% of traders blow up their accounts is because they risk too much too soon when they have fuck-all for experience. experience has to be earned and if you risk everything on your first trade then you will have no money and literally can't even play the game anymore. "survive to trade another day" as the saying goes. a traders first job should always be capital preservation, your first step is to just break even, honestly. most people can't even accomplish that, see: the guy down 30% already. only once you can protect your capital can you even begin to consider actually making money.

remember that plenty of people have made 1 million only to then lose 2 million afterwards. there's no point if you give it all back and then some. jared on livetraders has a "when will the insanity stop?" segment he's been doing pretty regularly in his videos on this, watch some of them sometime to know what i mean. but again, i like the dumb money gamblers, they are who i profit off of the most. you have to work hard to educate yourself and practice so you git gud and take advantage of dumb money instead of being dumb money. patience is a virtue so few people have nowadays.

>>21789384
How much of it?
How does that pump stocks?
It's all a meme.

>>21788938
If what everyone thinks will happen post-split (line go up), you'll be ITM. Just decide when you want to take profit. Is 100% enough? 200%? etc. Currently up 300% on my calls, but they're deep OTM so I might sell them sooner than latter depending on the price action post-split.

>>21789229
Really though your perception of communism is a meme, even though you know that your government is bailing out failed businesses and provides free gibbs to people. That's communism 1or1. You stopped being capitalists after 2008

>>21786728
There is no fucking top. We are heading to a time of multi-trillion dollar companies who eat up everything. Apple will build a death star and Tesla will colonize mars. There will be future wars with Amazon death drones. There is no fucking top we are going full cyber punk. Load up on ammunition and stocks.

>>21789382
STEM isn't a trade. being an electrician or plumber doesn't require college, it requires trade school and on the job training. source: i used to be an electrician and it sucked.

I am going to split all of my money between NVDA, SKWS and SPLK come monday.
These three stocks will turn my life around, or end it. Give me lambo or give me death.

>>21789382
I sure do love how many STEM jobs there are. Easy wealth to be found here

Imagine if Apple builds a working Holodeck (as seen in ST TNG). Considering they make niche products (apple watch) its not out of the realm of possibility.

>>21789427
it's not communism, it's crony capitalism, get it right.

>>21786931
>>21787022
I would be ok with my entire stock portfolio going to 0 if it meant every one of these zoomer niggers got wiped completely out.

>>21789515
that's misleading because nowadays degrees are handed out like candy with federally guaranteed loans and low standards for success. not all grads are considered equal, and it also doesn't take into account how those grads actually perform in the workplace vs. the academic system. keep seething though.

>>21789575
I hope I live long enough to see fully immersive VR, and that I have enough money by then to drop out of life and spend all my time in it

>>21787667
Yeah. I had a $100k portfolio balance in Vanguard before I divested it elsewhere. I did in a gay boomer vanguard index too.
I also save about 40-50% of my take home income. It's defintiely doable but you need to focus on getting your income up.
Can't save your way to wealth.

>>21789397
>the emotions come in with real money but that's why you start with small money first
i agree, i think they should skip paper trading entirely or only use it for a couple weeks just to be familiar with system (so they don't accidentally buy the "same" ticker on the wrong exchange or something like that).
I admit that going all in with $10K at once was really retarded when I first started out, I'm just glad I managed to break even and had a hell of an emotional ride. Now I just stick to ETFs and individual picks with actual fundamentals. Switching QQQ to TQQQ momentarily is as crazy as I get with risk.

I work for a state govt. Yeah the job ain't glamorous and I make less than I would in the private sector but the benefits, job security (untouchable; you gotta actually try to get fired), and the early retirement ability is fucking sweet. (27 yrs in - then you walk w/zero fuckary and a set pension for life till you die + a sep 401k and medical). Also loopholes to use to cut down your time you gotta put in. Sick time can be used as credit. Vacation time they pay you for it at retirement.

>>21789576
Oh no no

>>21789450
I never said STEM is a trade. I'm saying that the current round of advice boomers are giving younger generations now is this horse shit. They realized that there are no STEM jobs because the kid who served them a Vente Caramel Mochiatto at Starbucks holds a degree in CompSci. They spent their whole lives giving bad "make it" advice based off their misconceptions of the job markets that they're disconnected from.

They refuse to admit that getting a good paying job in a vast majority of cases is not about hard work, but about being in the right place at the right time. They always chalk it up to "they didn't work as hard as me that's why they have no money."

>>21789693
dont worry i know that feel. the first trade i ever made was on SGMO and due to the trade war i was down around 30% or so for 5 months, averaging down and eventually coming out with a decent profit of a couple of grand by ASH that december and getting out before the rugpull (sell the news). ended up with all of my $30k in it eventually, it was really scary. but it motivated me to spend a lot of time educating myself on the markets and how to trade, so ultimately it was like i got paid to get a financial education from the internet. idk if i would have ever been so motivated if not for that experience. really taught me the value of a dollar too because it took me years to save that money and it could have been gone in the blink of an eye because of one retarded mistake.

>>21789515
fuck I really should to learn to code..

>>21789515
Job openings are misleading for compsci - They open job positions with rediculous requirements with the intention of saying that no-one can fill the position, then get H1B workers. The big advantage is that the H1B's residence in the country relies on the job so they're practically slaves. It should go without saying that they're cheaper.

>>21789794
>electrical engineering 1.9%
I feel slightly relieved

>>21789962
Trump's H1-B ban is kind of useless since it is temporary,
companies are just going to wait it out.

>>21789998
Meant to reply to >>21789809

>>21789998
you still have to ask what kind of jobs they have,
I mean I have an electrical engineering degree, work in a warehouse cleaning medical waste and I'm still counted in that statistic.

>>21789809
i can agree with that. i'd also say that getting a good paying job is about putting in the effort instead of expecting everything to be handed to you from the get-go. i started off as a temp, getting my foot into a major corporation on the bottom as a test operator. over the years i worked my way up and learned a bunch of stuff working for different groups in the company and educating myself in my free time, eventually worked my way up to a tech and then got a permanent position and just keep it growing from there. i initially started out only making $30k/year with no health benefits. now i have a stellar resume and lots of great references and years of experience from a highly lauded multinational semiconductor corp. after this corona mess is over i'll likely leave and find a better job elsewhere and get paid a lot more, too.

but all of this took a lot of hard work and dedication, well beyond that of what college gave me. the "soft skills" i developed with learning how "the system" works and how to deal with people socially in the workplace was also a crucial lesson to learn, something lost on a lot of these zoomers. i guess my main point is that it's not just the degree it's the person behind it that makes all the difference. tech just has a shitload of opportunities especially now in WFH covid era. but literally a degree is just the most basic qualifying factor in regards to whether you get a good job or not, know what i mean? that's all im saying. even trades are the same way, they're incredibly difficult and physically exhausting, i did it for a year and eventually quit and went back to school, best decision i ever made. great learning experience though.

>>21789635
It's not misleading. This is EXACTLY what I mean, I kinda don't understand how you do t see that you're falling into the mindset of the person I outlined in 2016. An oversaturated market where resumes are filtered out by algorithms en masse and given to HR Stacy (who doesn't understand a thing about STEM but looks pretty enough for the boss to keep around) to review and determine who should and shouldn't be forwarded to the hiring manager, personal merit is utterly meaningless. You're not understanding my point and this is goalpost moving; the initial advice given of "get STEM" lead to an abundance of meaningless STEM degrees. Employers aren't going to know the difference just because you can pass a fizzbuzz; regardless of how good your skills in the field are, you will have difficulty finding a job and have to rely on luck.

In admitting that degrees don't really matter because they're handed out like candy, you're unintentionally agreeing with my point. Jobs are flooded with resumes literally from around the world (especially India, for CompSci jobs), you think it doesn't take luck to get a position given the ratio of jobs openings for degree holders?

Sold my tesla calls with big profits holding 10 shares at 1888 got 5k in $700 11/20 and $600 9/18 calls. Will i make it? Idk how to do options i refuse to learn that greek faggot shit

>>21790066
Fuck. GE and raytheon have big labs near my school and they apparently hire a lot of students from here. Crossing my fingers but I'm keeping other avenues open. Really I wish I hadn't gone to college, honestly. I also speak japanese, so maybe I can do technical translation

>>21790123
>raytheon
I remember going to a job fair and seeing just how long the line for the raytheon booth was.

>>21789635
>>21789809
>>21789962

FUD STEM all you want but the fact remains that if you're a competent engineer/dev in an in demand niche you can bid up your salary to ridiculously high levels by getting multiple offers and bidding yourself up (in the US at least). If you're long leveraged tech you should realize why this is the case.

You have to actually be competent though, the degree alone is not a free pass.

just reminding you that engineering is the degree field that produces the most millionaires

So with hurricanes Marco and Laura coming back to back, should I invest in NAIL and oil?

>>21790246
LL

>>21790085
i don't think a degree qualifies you to be something beyond the most basic of qualifications for it. what matters is what you have done. i also don't think it's about luck, it's more about being willing to take a lesser position and work your way up and proving yourself to get to where you want to be, instead of expecting to be given everything right out of college with no experience when you've never done anything of merit yet. it's what we call "entitlement", big problem with this new generation of zoomers.

like i said: yes there are an overabundance of STEM degrees, but not all STEM degree holders are created equal. basically a degree is a piece of paper that lets you even begin to get into that career in the first place. after that you actually have to prove yourself in the real world, which a lot of people aren't capable of because they have no work ethic. you also have to learn the system and how to take advantage of it instead of letting it take advantage of you (or at least minimize that as much as you can). you can't just think because you work hard that you will be rewarded, it doesn't work that way similar to how just because a company has good fundamentals doesn't automatically mean it will go up in value.

basically it's more complicated than simply having a STEM degree or not having one, is my point. a degree is just the most basic qualification to having an engineering job, there are plenty of other barriers you need to get through to be successful, that's why that chart is misleading.

>>21790242?
what kind of engineering?

10% RPL on stonks YTD, 30+% YTD on precious metals, 190% YTD UPL on creeptoe

Why do I even bother with stocks again theyre not even safest asset class anymore...

>>21790444
Deep OTM calls on TSLA will print money as long as the market manipulators want to keep doing it.

>>21790470
Well theyre not gonna want it going far and Im not playing options for some time rn

>>21786519
That thing this faggot is simping for is disgusting. Be a faggot if that’s what you are but this is just a disgusting fetish for men disfiguring themselves with exogenous hormones and voluntary surgical mangling.

>>21787516
Yeah, AAPL is still in the hype phase. I give it 1-2 years for its crash.

>>21788002
exponential decay happens around 2 weeks out. you can literally just google "theta decay graph" for yourself

>>21790545
that's fine. plenty of money to be made in that time.

>>21790271
You think all the Starbucks barristas with degrees aren't taking lower positions and trying to work their way up? You think someone with a degree in CompSci will look at a level 1 helpdesk position and say "no, I'm worth more than that" and then end up instead taking the job at Dick's Sporting Goods because they want to? You think resume sorting algorithms are going to know the difference between you and the hundreds of other applicants when lying on your resume is the standard?

Challenge your misconceptions. What you're outlining right now is luck, but you're unable to put the pieces together to understand that. Review the data I provided in the graphs above and ask yourself if there is perhaps a misconception you are holding. You're not really wrong, as it does make your chances better to actually be competent; but you also aren't right because employers don't have the time or resources to dig through piles of shit to find the hidden gem. Then you have other factors such as boomer hiring managers who don't even know how to use Excel but are in charge for the final decision on who gets the Data Analyst role, affirmative action, foreign candidates who will work for chump change, etc.

All this aside, I'd still like to point out that this is still goalpost moving and really just confirms my initial point anyway. To review:

>Anon tells other Anon to just get a degree in STEM, pull himself by the bootstraps, and then try stocks
>I retort that his advice is outdated, it was commonly used in the early to mid 2010's and lead to an oversaturation of STEM as impressionable millenials took the advice to heart
>Now that the fields are oversaturated, the same people who gave this advice are historically revising it to include footnotes and saying STEM isn't worth getting into unless you're competent (not really true either, many people in STEM positions aren't even qualified for it but know how to exert charisma in interviews; a rarity for STEM autists)

>>21790566
>theta decay graph
Thanks anon

My opinion on TSLA is as follows: Elon boy has some jew frens in one of banks/funds, he's been painting """profits""" for 4 Qs through credits on unsold cars but its gonna give him green light to SnP. Jew frens know this so theyll be boosting TSLA as much as possible piling it on their balance sheets till inclusion. At the moment of inclusion all the funds and minorities holding SnP have to automatically buy TSLA stock which basically gives them buyer to sell against, at the fucking top. Perfect play honeslty

>>21790545
I'd give it less time. I think 2 quarters of sales/revenue figures are going to cause a crash, if not 1. Luxury goods, recession, eventually someone is going to notice that they aren't actually selling any iphones any more.

>>21790679
Yes. This is a play to dump on market cap weighted indexes.

I'm looking to stick a portion of my account into various good long term holdings. Opinions on the set up?

1. Stocks (Total 55%)

>30% semiconductors
3x ETFs, regular ETF's, and/or maybe NVDA. Any particular choice's you'd recommend for long term holding?

>20% "tech"
Don't feel strongly about these companies but they do yield good returns. 3x ETFs, regular ETF's, and/or maybe regular shares you recommend for long term holding? (No netflix and prefarably little to none of them in an etf)

>5% REITs
Nothing much to say here I already made my choice and if everything on my choice pans out I'll be making about $700 a month in dividends.

>10% ???
Have any fields you recommend or stocks perhaps that hold future potential?

2. Options (Total 15%)
>Nothing to say here, implemented a strategy that is seemingly returning good value.

3. Cash (Total 20%)
>I'm unemployed so if cheapies come by or another crash I want to have money already on standby in my brokerage account.

>>21789508
Pls tell me how smart i am, i need this to work, give me bravery by acknowledging it

>>21790709
>they aren't actually selling any iphones any more

My social sphere is fairly diverse and everyone I know has at least an iPhone/Macbook/iPad/AppleWatch. Sometimes all four. iPhones are sometimes fine to miss out a year or two but the latter three devices are always upgraded.

>>21786441
Until you die

>>21790661
believe what you want, anon. i prefer to take personal responsibility for my life instead of playing the victim card all the time. continue wallowing in self pity i guess, i'll keep making money and moving up in my career. a career i've made many many sacrifices for to achieve. if you want to talk about luck i'd say it's more about being lucky to have my personality and my intelligence in the first place which not everyone is gifted with (many smart people are lazy, many hard working people are stupid). that i could agree with to a certain degree. also i'm a white straight male who is 6' tall, i guess that could also be construed as luck?

just sounds like most kids these days want to blame everyone else for their problems because they don't want to work hard, but YMMV. how many people working at Dick's Sporting Goods or Starbucks do you think are still actively working on improving themselves instead of just dissolving into self-pity with a victim complex? cause i'd bet very few.

>>21786364
that's somebody's son

>>21790679
so basically hodl TSLA until they get added to the S&P?

>>21790902
I wish I could do that but yeah I dont see anything stopping this unless boosting chads gonna have 99 problems and TSLA aint gonna be one

This year I've made more money trading stocks (57k) vs my job (43k). When is it time to quit my job to trade stocks full time? Is it better to get a mortgage first because the banks probably want a job for the loan?

>>21790855
You have dumb friends. But you may have noticed that people aren't paying rent. They gonna buy iPhones?
they're gonna be upgraded every 4-5 years instead of every 2, and the big drop in sales will happen this year, probably after november (you know when trump wins again)

>>21790679
fucking based, fuck ETFs

>>21790845
>Have any fields you recommend or stocks perhaps that hold future potential?
This should be where your interest/expertise/experience comes in. There is an intrinsic, difficult to quantify, pleasure to picking tickers that are winners not because everyone is fucking buying them already but because you know that what they do is produce quality products and services. Or at least something you'd like to follow up on news of what they are doing or planning for the future
Like working in the refrigeration industry and realizing that CARR was the best bet of the RTX, CARR, OTIS post UTX merger split.

>>21790886
Not anymore.

>>21790174
Every job fair at my school there's a big student protest because raytheon is there

>>21790943
>But you may have noticed that people aren't paying rent. They gonna buy iPhones?

>>21790943
>are consumers retarded?
Yes.

>>21790943
I just changed my 6S plus battery for the third time. I'm also on the second screen. Pretty cheap to fix it, but the reality is it is on its last legs. Probably buying a new phone next year. Just bought an iPad mini on sale for $350. It replaces my old crappy kindle fire hd 8.

>>21790866
I gotcha right here senpai:
>>21789809

>They refuse to admit that getting a good paying job in a vast majority of cases is not about hard work, but about being in the right place at the right time. They always chalk it up to "they didn't work as hard as me that's why they have no money."

The mentality of "I worked hard and it worked for me, so everyone else must be doing something wrong" is one you'll find with almost anyone who's made it. It's very damaging to ones ego to admit that others may be working just as hard or even harder than them and are still working the entry level job to "get their foot in the door" for years without process. People must just take shitty foot soldier jobs because they're lazy, entitled, and play the victim card; not because of various factors outside of their control working as hurdles towards their career advancements. There's no way someone can work hard, make sacrifices, build their resumes, and continue to grow their skillset outside of school and STILL not succeed, because if such a person existed it would shatter my perception of myself...

>>21790943
When landlords start getting killed in minecraft the rent will suddenly become affordable

>>21787667
I make 38.5k base, OTE with commission is double that but with virus situation I'll make 65ish this year. So I'm being single and 24 I'd say I'm lower middle class. I have 50k in my brokerage, 20k between retirement accounts. no debt. Hopefully I'm on track.

>>21790679
this is so crazy it just might work

>>21789809
>Imagine not getting a Finance MSc

>>21790943
Unironically yes. They now have about $1000 more a month to buy iphones. Where are renters going to find an army of people to kick out 30 million americans?

>>21791316
I guess I'm assuming logical consumers, which is probably a mistake.

>>21791316
>Where are renters going to find an army of people to kick out 30 million americans?
I'm assuming something like the pinkerton detective agency but on a larger scale.

>>21791230
>are still working the entry level job to "get their foot in the door" for years without process
IF this is the case, the person is mistaking that there are other skills to rising higher in the ranks than just your official job. You need to start forming relationships with people you work with and work for, because people want to work with people they like, not the autist who sits alone, no matter how good he is at his job

If the Fed is beginning to purchase corporate bonds with a BBB rating or lower as of March 30, would that pump stock like GE, Ford or even Tesla (even further)?

>Moshi mosh~
>What? OP made this thread just to force his disgusting faggotry on others?
>He shills one stock and leaves after 2 posts?

>>21791443
Yes because that ensures liquidity for shitty companies with a BBB rating and regains trust in their ability to service their debt at a low rate

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Yeah I think iPhones are here to stay

>>21790845
>REIT
If you want dividends and returns consider SDYL. It's an ETN so it's more risky holding it than an ETF or though.

It's fuckin GLOBAL
Smartphones bring the world to you

>>21791235
>When landlords start getting killed
edgy
when my tenants stop paying they get kicked the fuck out
fuck freeloading squatters

>>21790886
*daughter

>>21791502
>majority is porn on phone
Why

BUT I wouldn't count out google just yet...

>>21791526
makes jerking off into the toilet easier I guess

>>21791230
i mean we're talking in abstracts and generalities here, so ultimately this conversation is kinda pointless at the end of the day. it's hard to know who's really getting unlucky and who's actually lazy/entitled on an individual basis. the only point i was trying to make to you at the end of the day was that just having an engineering degree doesn't entitle you to being an engineer, you have to work hard and prove yourself and accomplish things over years. and EVEN THEN you might still be unsuccessful, because life isn't fair. also the Matthew Effect exists. luck is a component but it's probably one of the smaller ones in the grand scheme of things.

i distinctly disagree with the point of "getting a good paying job in a VAST MAJORITY OF CASES is not about hard work", because it is about that a vast majority of the time. sometimes good people get fucked because life isn't fair, that's life, but by and large i'd say it's very hard to not be successful if you continue to work hard and improve yourself and keep moving forward. the more things you succeed at the more opportunities will be given to you, which if you succeed at them will grant you even more opportunities, and so on. the more things you fail at, the fewer opportunities will be given, and so on. the Matthew Effect.

you can't just say "yeah most people are just lucky it's not about hard work", when in reality the luck is created through success, so to speak. you just interpret it as luck when in reality it's a series of successes that lead to greater opportunities vs. other people who fail and are given fewer and fewer opportunities until they ultimately become losers who can't progress no matter what they do. at the end of the day it still comes down to what you are able to accomplish in life building upon itself.

How should I change this? Have ~1k cash as well.

>>21791432
a.k.a. like i said, it's more complicated than just "has degree vs. doesn't have degree", there are plenty of other qualifications and social skills ("soft skills") is one of them.

>Gamers won't pay for that new expensive playstation!!
hmm I wonder...

>>21791525
hang yourself fat

>>21791526
hard to say but it is a strong trend
A lot of internet traffic in general must be going through smartphones these days.

>>21791511
Face against the wall joomer

>>21790866
Checked and fucking based.

As somebody who made my own business, it really is up to the individual and life isn't fair. Shit gets thrown at most of us (some just get lucky forever lol)

>>21787843
>>21787843
>its going to be painful whatever it is.

why

>>21791684
You're right, I apologize. I got too excited to respond after reading that sentence instead of finishing the rest of your piece. Good day, fren

Has anyone looked into AYX? What's going on there?

>>21790886
He has a new daddy now.

>>21790866
A lot of the people at Starbucks refuse to face their actual issues and plug the hole with consooming. Remember those articles when the pandemic started about people who started to meditate and they couldn't take being alone with their own thoughts? They have serious issues, but instead of living in a society that actively encourages people to face their problems head on, they live in a society that tells them to give up and buy something instead.

I unironically want people to be happy, and it sucks to see so many people refuse to take initiative and responsibility for themselves. But maybe they are just cows chewing cud, after all

>>21791649
Dump it all and buy TSLA and AAPL

based jannies deleting the tranny OP

>>21791649
You're really missing out on the big tech right now, sell this shit and buy Nvidia, Apple and Tesla.

>>21791769
Catch 22: If printed money just goes into saving investments, it doesn't actually drive economic growth. You have to amp up the money printing to compensate. That is why QE had to be "infinite" this time while it was hard capped in 2009. The longer this goes on, the more "pooled" money there is in equities. This has the benefit of inflating equities and causing lagging inflation in the economy. Destroys the middle class (health care, education, real estate costs) and amplifies wealth inequalities
If money velocity reverses, all that pooled money gets dumped into the economy and now everything gets hit by inflation.

>>21791715
you reddit commie transplants are really cringewothy
i don't give a FUCK about whatever tranny hormones you need to buy
nor do i care if there is a single mother with 4 kids who "needs" the money to feed her mutt children
we entered a financial contract where you get to use my personal asset in exchange for a monthly payment.
can't pay? get the fuck out. its not my problem if you sleep under a bridge, you should have thought about that before.

>>21791892
hopefully the tranny deletes himself

Price after split?

>>21791925
Based rentseeking parasite
That is how one truly makes it. By becoming the landjew.

>>21791925
*kills you and your family for being a selfish inhuman kikes*

stay mad, im not paying

>>21791982
$500

>>21791925
You should get your psychopathy checked nog. You sound like you're going to die early from a homicide.

This is Johnny Roman from the IRS remember to pay your fucking taxes you anime pedo freaks.

>no one reads the long posts
>just here to post my fetishized mentally ill cripples
>why yes, I do fantasize about putting my tongue in the shithole of a man who ruined his penis in testicles with large doses of female hormones
>Why yes, I do love cripples that choose to rip apart their body to make it non-functional

>>21791016
Lol i know what you mean. One of picks mooned by 50%, already sold it. Seems like market makers are pumping it slowly however as volume hasnt increased but it keeps going up, not fomoing back in. My other pick went up 16%, sold it at a gain has crabbed since then. Another in the same field mooned but yeld on too long, sold at a small gain. May just use that 10% to play with these stocks and their options as I made a 100% return on one of them. Thx for the advice.

>>21791489
Oh no that's just something I already have in my portfolio, might consider taking a look if it can give a better price to dividend ratio as the current one I have seems undervalued and a return to former dividends would yield a great return on what I dumped in.

>>21792102
How can people stand the fucked up pheremones trannies put out? It's literally revolting and offputting. Like, your subconscious knows their is just something WRONG when you stand next to them

>>21791888
>>21791907
Why has big tech shit surged so fucking hard over the last 3 months? Fuck me I've already missed out.

How many hours till Trump's announcement/speech again ? 4 ?

>>21792088
daddy trump is gonna suspend all taxes so suck my dick

>>21791892
WTF, I LOVE JANNIES NOW

B
A
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D

For the record. You were notified.

>>21792140
It hasn't even started yet, it will start next month with share splits and stimulus. Google Trends doesn't lie, there is no bubble YET. Jump in, buy stuff on Monday dip and hold till the Elections.

High yield dividends

>>21788243
Literal fake news kys

If you got a good job, making enough to cover your bills + extra, no bullshit nor stress to deal with during said job why the hell wouldn't you just stay where you were at and just ride it out till you retired?. Sure you could move on to another job and make more but you'd also get more stress and bullshit tossed at you as well plus dealing with paperwork out the ass most likely as a bonus. Looks to me the lower you can get your stress and bullshit level the happier and longer you'll live..

>>21792051
>>21792001
>NOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO FEEL BAD FOR FREELOADING CATTLE NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T KICK OUT A 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN FOR SQUATTING ON YOUR PROPERTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're being immature, stop mixing business and emotion

>>21792260
>making noise into a signal
This is how people die.

>>21786364
Corn bro checking in. Still shitting corn

when's the last day I can buy AAPL and TSLA before split?

keeeeek Trump moved his press conference up to 5:30 SHARP

>>21792386
last Friday

>>21792366
Oh no man, I don't give a fuck what you do, but you might get murdered since you're a tactless faggot, that's all I'm saying. But you're actually just a trolling larper acting like you're a hard ass nigga, you're really just a skinny beta NEET fronting tough for (you)'s.

>>21792399
It's not gonna be positive

>>21792415
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW

FUCK CAMPING

FUCK FRIENDS

MY PROOOOOFFFFIIIITTSSSSSS

>>21791888
>>21791907
>sell low buy high

>>21792443
*next Friday

>>21792366
Based. Fuck poorfags.
>>21792422
>nigga
nice job ousting yourself, subhuman.

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>>21791525
>t.

>>21792505
Called out, bitch.

>>21792366
you're larping, but there are legit people like you're pretending to be out there and they might just get lynched soon

>>21792399
I'm from the UK, how many hours from now?

>>21792161
Isn't it just the HCQ will be available over the counter? Either way, it's 6pm Eastern

>>21788243
No risk, no reward. I accept my defeat with honor.

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>>21792606
5:30pm ET to UK time google it

>>21791634
I hate that nu4chan allows obvious underageb& retards like yourself who've clearly never worked a day in your life to come here. Back in the days, your ilk would be banned on sight.

>>21792606
about 7 bongs from now

>>21792386
The 27th for TSLA. Your new shares will still get transferred to you, don't listen to the unfunny retards here.

>>21792648
Cheers mate, nice of you to use our traditional time unit.

>>21787774
dude, good shit. You're going to make it as long as you don't stop.

>>21792624
>mfw landlord acts aggressively toward tenant
>gets murdered
>tenant pleads not guilty, self-defense
>scot-free

Who does he pay now?

>>21792677
It's at 22:30pm your time

>>21791526
Fapping sitting before a pc is worse than fapping in bed and unpractical compared to fapping in bathroom

Reminder to buy every dip.

>>21792767
How so?

>>21792767
in bed master race

Bull lives matter

>>21792422
Seethings.

He has every right to remove ppl from his property if they not paying. Suck it up faggot

>>21787667
I mean I’m working like 3 years and am already at 35k
Yes, easily

>>21792859
>Fapping while lying down is far more comfortable that fapping while sitting, just worlds better
>Fapping in the bathroom allows for a fast and easy disposal of ejaculate, also if you don't live alone you are shure to not be harassed midfap

>>21787781

Margin. You just want to keep margin usage minimal. Personally, I'm expecting a surge back to 1k per share within a week or two of the split.

>>21792505
Based

>>21792991
I just don't' want my room to stink

>>21793018
what

>>21793099
Even if you don't notice it your room will smell

>>21792991
>lying down
What am I going to fap to, my fucking ceiling?
>the bathroom
I guess I'll just fap to tiles then.

>>21793018
I'll count that as the easy cleanup argument

>>21793161
Thats what the smartphone is for nigger

Fuck.
This movie is actually kind of difficult, I keep having to rewind to make sure I understand when my attention starts to wander.

>>21793154
...like what? Sweat?

>>21793198
splunk

>>21793198
bleach

>>21786519

Idk why you guys don't masterbate outside like a normal person. The local park is the best. Zero cleanup just dump wherever in the grass and go on with your day

>>21793249
thats a woman

>>21793198
Salty milk and a bag of coins. Yes, I'm female, how could you tell?

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>>21793185
What am I, an ant? I can just relax at my PC and enjoy myself for my 6-12 hour fap session, instead of staring at a tiny screen.

just masturbate into your girlfriend nerds

>>21793161
Imagination.

>>21793198
It is very big brain especially the more you watch it.

Plus I like its aesthetic and background music
>>>/wsg/3594706

>>21793291
That is obviously a tranny. There isn't a single tranny in existence that passes outside of photoshopped images taken with great lighting and clever angles.

>>21793302
Try moving the smartphone near to your face
You'll notice it will appear bigger

>>21793154
how have I gone my entire life not knowing this

>thread has devolved into tranny faggotry

alright that's it for me lads see you next weekend i guess

>>21793333
I've tried, it doesn't always work.
>>21793378
It's a phone screen, what do you expect?

>>21793161
use your imagination and reference material right before the act, don't actually fap with porn in front of you, it fucks up your expectations and performance for the real thing

no fap is retarded but no porn is legit,

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>>21793248
only if you don't finish into something that you can throw away or flush... Or if you miss

>>21792399
big kek at him saying sharp just so he can keep everyone waiting like always

>>21793337
based

>>21793403
we finally bumped this shit thread to limit, next thread will be better.

>>21793431
i'll give it a chance but i doubt it.

>>21793407
My phone has a higher resolution than my 2k monitor

>>21786423
Consistently profitable at lower prices. New pricing and future outlook for gold and silver mean it just gets that much more profitable. Currently P/E ratio of 21 at 1,800 gold. Q3 earnings will be tremendous. Same for Barrick Gold. As soon as RH guys get a whiff of miners, shit will explode, and deservedly. Most undervalued sector with the rosiest future outlook.

>>21790259
>buy LL
>it drops
>it drops
>keeps dropping
>sell
>has an 8% up day
Twice now. Can't fool me a third time.

>>21793470
Your phone is also less than six inches long, just like your penis. Unless you have VR goggles and your phone is directly up to your eyes, doing anything on it is terrible.

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>>21793548
If it keeps happening, clearly it means your method is wrong. You're the kind of trader who eats like a bird and shits like an elephant aren't you?

New bread
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>>21788861
>Covid aside there really isn’t any reason gold is worth more than oil
Except thousands of years of human history. The people running the world at central banks reclassified it as a tier 1 asset and have been buying it excessively. They understand it’s value, even if Zoomers dont.

>>21793569
My phone is 6.3 inches long, but thats nothing compared to the magnificent 8 inches of my cock
Also >>21793419 watch porn, then fap afterwards