/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21786296
LARP

>>21786317
This actually happened, i was shocked that she knew about it. Idk how to prove this isn’t a LARP. I’m not a bullshitter like 90% of the people on this shitty fucking website

>>21786411
oh, ok then I believe you

>>21786482
kek

>>21786296
and everybody clapped

>>21786296
BULLISH

>>21786411
post a pic of your mom and I'll believe you

I can confirm OPs story. I'm banging his mom on a regular basis and she told me similar things.

>>21786411
Holy shit this is breaking news. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LET REDDIT GET HOLD OF THIS INFORMATION. I still need six months to accumulate and if anyone finds out about your mom we will instantly all be wrecked with green dildos to over $1000

>>21786664
Get rekt noobs. We all know this was a FUD.
We all know that his mom got the information from THE DAD.
Dad works at the NSA and found classifies documents which will try to stop "linkmarines" on 4chan from "making it"

>>21786296
Is you're mom Ytheblaster?

>>21786296
Shit OPs mom actually DOES work for nintendo

>>21786590
This. Show us a photo of your mom. Nothing leud needed, just a candid shot of her in your home.

my dad works at nintendo in the contract divison buying and selling both smart and dumb contracts for all the janitors. hes essentially master chief janitor

he said we're 3 years out from adoption too and that nintendo is "very aware" and "minitoring the situation" of the links. bullish!

>>21786296
Send proof of having a mother or larp

>>21786893
Yeah let me get right on sending a pic of mom to you coomers

>>21786888
Checked
She works for a large company on the senior leadership team, that’s all i’ll say

>>21786999
Like I said, photo needed for proof. Otherwise it's all just another larp.

>>21786296
>be me
>21
>mom is driving me home from Wendy's because of chicken tendies
>shes sleeping with a chad who works in client finance and is primarily focused on writing contracts for a large company
>ask her to ask chad if he knows about smart contracts and chainlink
>says no because she doesn't want to embarrass herself
>she says that she is onboard with investing my goodboi points on internet money, but doesn't want me rambling on about it front of others because they think it's odd
>I tell her my chicken tendies are gonna be on a blockchain
>I tell her there are going to be smart contracts for my chicken tendies
>I tell her my chicken tendies are going to be tamperproof and trustless
>I slap her in the fucking face
>I tell this is the reason why dad never came back from the convicence store
>I tell her she's a stupid whore
>she pulls over and breaks down crying
>I'm munching on my tendies
>with tendies in my mouth I tell her we're about 2-3 years out from adoption

Do what you will with this information

Thanks karen for the info

>>21787059
I keked

>>21786411
>>21786590
>>21786893
better still, write today's date & the time there on a piece of paper with "link 1000 eoy" next to it. get your mum to hold the paper up & take a picture of her (crop her head out if necessary) & post result here, then we'll believe you

>>21786296
Nudes of mom?

>>21787059
That was sad anon.

>>21786968
Larp

>>21786296
Zoomer only holding LINK

>>21787141
>MOM I need you to do this thing for me for 4chins
>MOM I need to prove myself to internet strangers

>>21786296
Live with mum and thinking about making it one day by buying LINK?

>>21787189
Its funny knowing this isn’t a larp and people are shouting “LARP” lmao
Could also be fudders trying to get cheaper linkies before mass adoption

>>21787059
lmoa

>>21787189
>live action role playing
>on the internet
wew

I need some kind of proof it’s your mum to believe this, isn’t there a picture or something you can post of hers?

>>21786296
>woman
sell signal

>>21786968
Send us a pic of your mom's bewwwbs

Is your mom hot OP? We need to know this quick.

>>21787059
Ah yes, a wild based lad in it's natural habitat, watch as he eats his natural food, the redpill

>>21786296
Hey anon, I'm a gullible bastard.
>ft I bought tons of chainlink because /biz/ brainwashed me to a year ago.
So I believe you. I just wanna know how much your mom makes roughly a year. Above 50K? Above 100K? Also is she an HR lady or on a board of directors? I haven't skimmed the thread to see anything else you've said, this is simply my initial reply to your post. Thank you!

>>21787239
Already have 13k link, you are just full of shit

>>21786999
don't be coy, what company

>>21786296
using grant/scholarship money in a smartcontract to automatically pay for classes that a student passes based on their grade is a pretty good use case. even if this is a larp

>>21786296
Does your mom have big fat tits?

>>21787369
Senior leadership team
Around $200k a year

>>21787391
All i wanna say is that they’re big, hundred million+ dollar spending

>>21787239
I don't know what else you expected coming from /biz/. It's just a bunch of retards. I believe you OP, I want to, at least. I guess we'll wait and see. Thanks for the information. I hope it's true. Godspeed anon.

Fuck chinks stupid ass bat eating betacucks

>>21787544

Arigatōgozaimashita.

>>21787544
>>21787711
>>21787722
>>21787344
>>21787100
>>21786999
>>21786922
>>21786888
>>21786522
>>21786411

Kek is with us.

>>21786296
Ask her to take a picture of a sharpie in her pooper or this is a nothing nigger larp

>ywn play Twister with your sexy mommy at the beach

why live?

My dad works at Nintendo

>>21786296
yeah agreed. i live in trenton nj. bought a candy bar at a gas station last night and i overheard 2 niggers talking about chainlink.

>>21787777
ayyyyy these noooombers

>>21787777
can't argue with those quads
not even your mom can't

>>21787239
Just a bunch of faggot NuLinkers who are worried cause they had three years and only "found out" about link once it hit the top five.
Their pee brains couldn't grasp that it's possible that the link network is literally poised to transform industry
Youre a good boy anon, and your mother is beautiful

>>21786296
you thought we were joking when we said literally everyone would be using chainlink?

Pitiful.

>>21787911
Companies know about it already, adoption literally is coming

>>21786296
she work in the USA?

>>21788153
Yes

So basically 10k is enough to retire within 2 years, I guess retiring at 30 aint too bad

>>21788004
As I said before,

you thought we were joking when we said literally everyone would be using chainlink?

Pitiful. Start watching conferences and you'd know what people are using blockchain tech right now for.

>>21786296
>2 to 3 years
Nice Fud bruh

it's all so tiresome

>>21786893
in her dirty panties... please..... *hard to type one handed when other hand is busy rubbing...*

One question Anon, how did you leap from your mother mentioning that she had heard about it too 11k in 2 years?
Why will it be 11k? (i like 11k btw).

>>21788398
Need more practice typing left handed fren.
>My other hand is ALWAYS busy

>>21787059
Based

>>21786296
>Typical larp post structure
>punctuated with "Do what you will with this information."

The probability of there being an Anon who is familiar enough to make a typical Larp-structured post that only found out that his mother is familiar with Chainlink coincidentally a week before Smart Con is so low that I find it incredible that posts like this still get 50+ replies. Hopium addiction is a terrible affliction.

>>21786296
It is already known that link will be $81,000 EOY, larpman.

>>21788578
Stop asking stupid questions. How on earth can you possibly view this situation as having a probability of being true? I'm serious, what in your brain allows you to continually believe these posts regarding Chainlink have any validity? Every week there are hundreds or thousands of these posts, why do you think this one is valid?

going to be fun watching biz go down holding this shit token

>>21788949
Hold your breath.

>>21788868
Maybe link was on my mind bc of that and i was talking to my mom in the car about work and her job?

>>21788578
11k is 4 trillion mc

>>21787777
Anon those digits.

I will give 0.07777 link for this

>Be me
>44 year-old woman working mid-level management at local bank
>have autistic 19 year-old son
>driving him home from uni because he's too fucking retarded to pass a driving test
>he asks, again, if I know about smart contracts and chainlink
>sigh
>tell him yes, to shut him up, I've known about it for a while
>actually have no idea
>he presses me for more information
>desperate to avoid another dismal tantrum quickly make something up about it being crucial to our bank
>he starts screaming about his 'stinky linkies'
>why can't he be normal?

>>21789271
Lool proper description of what happened, and poor anon will keep holding his shitcoin

>>21789153
Just stop it faggot. Nothing about your post is remotely convincing. It is a shitty, stupid larp. Every aspect of it down to the price prediction.

>>21786411
Dubs and grammar of truth confirms. Based defimom.

>>21787059
keked hard

>>21789712
11k is a meme price prediction, but that conversation actually took place

>>21789271
The probability of this scenario is much higher than the one in OP being considerable for validity. It's like comparing the probability of me being Jeff Bezos vs the probability of me being a bored inconsequential anon killing time at work. What I can't understand is why people spend time for which they are not being paid to do things like make shitty larps then spend hours replying to them. It is such a waste of time.

>>21789614
I must clarify that I am all in Chainlink. I just don't believe for a second that OP's mum has ever heard of chainlink and what I wrote is far more likely to be the case.

>>21786411
>>21786999
>>21787544
Fucking nice, bro.
But just because a person in the industry says "2-3 years until adoption" doesn't mean a whole lot. It's encouraging but it's far from a promise.

>>21789814
You do realize that not everyone here is a college-aged retard with no real world experience, right? You know some of us might actually work tangentially to projects like Chainlink and understand the current state of it, right?

>>21787141
This. Come on do it anon.

>>21786296
>be OP
>larp because bags are getting heavy
>bags get heavier
>and heavier
>financial ruin
>homelessness
>an hero

Im 16 so I plan on holding until like 2030 can I just never look back until I finish my studies or is that retarded.

>>21789814
If you're mom knows, then why doesn't she own thousands of Link already?

>>21789997
Its literally a convo i had with my mom lol no need to get bent out of shape

>>21790111
Checked. I'm writing a little program to plot incidence of the words "chainlink and larp" in the archives against time, and so far, from what I can tell, there is clear correlation of these terms with price action. Trying to think of other terms too and to determine what parameters to use to measure correlation. Suggestions welcome. I will post the charts and analyses if anyone is interested.

linkies getting more desperate every new day making big claims based on thin air trying anything to regain the old hype....not working

>>21789838
I didn’t really believe it either but she said she had. She could have been lying to shut my ass up but she said she did. Take what she said with a grain of salt, but i just thought it was interesting that someone who works with contracts has heard of link, that’s all

LINK IS KILL
LOOK at a CHART

>>21790289
Looks pretty good to me...

Man, I'm sad that this is what biz has become :(

>>21790184
I actually completely believe you OP. Early 2018 I told my grandma about chainlink and she had already heard of it. Apparently my mother's cousin's husband is a developer for a small Canadian finance company that will be using chainlink for something (?). I'm guessing people deep in the finance world have known about chainlink for a while. 81k 2026

>>21786411
checked. My girlfriend's Stacy friend who works at Oracle brought up Link the other day as well. This is the next phase--normies who work in relevant industries will realize Link's potential because it's relevant to their job. At that point Link will be just 40x to $1000, equivalent to buying Microsoft in 1991.

>>21790352
She said that they’ve known about it since 2015. Link has been known in the professional contract world it seems

>>21789910
Exactly. Just nice to know its on people’s radars

>>21786590
Cleavage at least

Swipe (chainlink old partner) even stated clearly that chainlink
is slow, expensive, and has a horrible turn around time and all gets better with BAND

>>21790631
i dont think sergey would deny the current iteration of chainlink is slow and expensive

>>21787059
yes

People keep focusing on the gay larp and ignoring the fact that my Stinky's are still going up to like $100 someday

>>21790427
They knew about Chainlink before it came out? That's intriguing.

>>21789189
what’s mc

>>21787059
>with tendies in my mouth I tell her we're about 2-3 years out from adoption
Top kek

Steph curry told me that oracle arena is gonna be an chainlink arena now

>>21787059
i blew tendies out my nose

>>21789997
bro shut the fuck up lol lots of people in industry know about link op just said his moms company is on board with it. most likely a larp but you have no reason to be seething so hard

>>21787141
This but ya know tits as well

>>21790427
How many linkies does your mom have? I believe you anon

>>21787059
made me kek anon

>>21790111
>probably holding since under a dollar and shitposting cause bored
>duuhhh heavy bags anon linkie cope!
You newfags glow in the dark. Fuck off back to Twitter

>>21790427
Welp - there goes all the credibility.

>>21786296
Fuck “tits or gtfo”. How about post your moms “Stinky linky asshole or gtfo”.

It's a sign.