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>>21784818
No because we’re literally crashing right now. Insiders know its a nothingburger

>>21784818
It's going to be another nothingburger isn't it

>>21784818
Nothing important will be announced, enjoy that big fat red dildo up your ass as soon as smartcon ends.

>>21784818
This fucker better say something new to look forward to.

> and now we're happy to present Sergey Nazarov!
> Sergey waddles onto stage
> Fundamentally ummm decentralized!
> Sergey does his best Nixon impersonation
> I wanted to thank everyone fundamentally for being part of our little project
> But ummm
> He turns away to hide a malicious grin
> I had better let our special guest handle this...
> Suddenly Adelyn comes out on stage in a clown suit with a banner that says tokens not required
> That's right folk we've sold our tokens and now have figured out a better way that doesn't use 'em
> At Sergey's cue the whole team appear on stage with cream pies and begin throwing them at the audience as Sergey makes his escape

>>21784818
I'm refreshing threads loving this FUD, some entities are desperate to keep people out. I though this would stop when we broke $10 as most normies would be priced out, starting to think it will go on forever which is fine by me. Still buying even at 15 which feels dirty but I have a LINK buying addiction.

>He waddles on stage
>spotlight shines on him
>He frantically reaches into his pocket for his smart-clicker
>"So, chainlink oracles..."
>the crowd leans closer
>"Chainlink oracles are going to be empowering smart contracts
>same slides he's shown at every presentation ever
>"You see smart contracts"
>Vitalik is cackling in the background and crawling on all fours like a roach
>"Smart contracts need quality data, so chainlink nodes"
>a loud fart is heard and the smell of big macs wafts to the front row
>Everyone pukes
>Chainlink does a 99% nosedive
>everyone on the livestream is pic related

>>21784929
lmfao

>Sergey waddles onto the stage to introduce the next speaker
>"Uh yeah, so, fundamentally... We invited Spencer to talk about how blockchain technology and smart contracts can help level the playing field for the poorest communities in America in an era of unjust socio-economic inequality"
>50 Cent - "in the club" plays
>Sergey gets down on one knee
>Spencer Dindu swaggers onto the stage in a haze of weed smoke, pants sagging
>"YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAS RITE! WHATS GOOD SMART CON"
>The livechat is flooded with 'N' letters, Rory can't delete and block fast enough
>"AYO HOL UP WE DEM BLOCK CHAINS NOW"
>"SHIIIIIIEEEEEET WE GOT DEM CHAIN LINKS TOO, NAMSAYIN?"
>"BLACK LIVES MATTER WATERMELON ASS BITCH NIGGA"
>LINK dumps to zero on all pairs in an instant
>mass neet suicides EOY

>>21784818
I am just looking forwards to watching the presentations. Have the two days off, so hopefully I can just chill out and listen to people smarter then me talk about stuff I don't truly understand while I shitpost on here.
Also, hopefully Sergey says something that makes me money.

>>21784818
insider here

there will be new powerpoint slides

>>21785041
that would be an interesting development, IF IT WERE TRUE

>>21784984

sadly this is what we can expect

>>21785041
Dubs if true.

>>21785041
True if big

>>21784929
kek

>Sunday till Monday
Greed spam, went all out
>Tuesday till Friday
Fear spam, going all-in
>Saturday
Fomo spam, all-out again
>Sunday
Fear spam, buying in again

You suck, and its great to see that the reporting works, looks like the majority of your shill group is afk for a month

>>21785041
Non insider here

I don’t believe you

Were there any larp threads with predictions? Feels like it's been ages since we had a decent larp or insider.

>>21784840
No Sergey has a surprise
New price feeds will be announced

>>21785411
prediction, this fucker for no reason whatsoever hits 2$ after the conference. if dubs that is

>>21785438
>brown Id
Wow I can smell you through my shitty dsl connection

>>21785489

>>21785489
don't smell it, report it, off topic

I remember mainnet launch announcement, price soared

Actual launch, price crashed and recovered well.

Coinbase listing price soared so fast it crashed soon after.

>>21785041

Huge if honest.

>>21784884

Chainlink oracles may be used in the election

SmartCon is upon us

but when is DumbCon?

Chainlink sucks donkey dicks

>>21785544
Kek dumbcon soon™

>>21785534
Lol theyre gonna vote by mail

>the audience is nice and settled in, there’s a buzz of excitement wafting around the air
>”aand up next! we’re delighted to present Sergey Nazarov of Chainlink” says Rory
>loud shouting and banging can be heard in the back
>Adelyn runs on stage and whispers into Rory’s ear
>”err, my humblest apologies, I meant his EMINENCE Mr Sergey Nazarov of SMART CONTRACT LTD” he says with a tired expression
>Sergey waddles onto the stage, a long piece of toilet paper stuck to his left shoe trailing in his wake
>”i know you peasants are fundamentally incapable of a single coherent thought, but STOP BUYING ALL THE BLUE PLAID SHIRTS! GET YOUR OWN STYLE! THEY’RE ALL SOLD OUT AGAIN!”
>Sergey exits the stage
>price of Chainlink rockets to $1000 usd

>>21785544
More like Dumpcon heh

is it an actual event or just a bunch of people talking through zoom?

>>21785856
Anon a bunch of people talking is an actual event regardless if no one is listening. It's like if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it really make a noise?

>>21785737

Not true, too much corruption Trump won't allow it

>>21784984
I just bought LINK at $14.93 and this still made me lol

>>21785041
Large if correct

>>21785856
I also want top know that
>>21785907
Not it's not you mong. The whole networking aspects (the actual value of events like that is not the fucking PowerPoint presentation you fuckimg retard) goes to shit that way

>>21784818
>Sergey walks on stage with a bigmac in his hands
>Goes infront of the microphone and starts eating the bigmac
>Turn on a big screen and continues to unlock the 650 million links and send them to binance
>Crowd in complete shock
>Sergey logs into binance and and unloads the whole stack

>>21785804
kek

>>21784884
>as soon as smartcon ends.

as soon as it starts you mean

>>21786318
>sends 650m on Binance
>LINK dumps 99%
>transfers the 650m LINKs from spot to margin
>borrows a shit ton of BTC
>health factor 1.5
>Market buys all the LINK he can
>LINK shoots up to $81k

>>21784818
They could announce tsigs, Mixicles, VRF, and staking are all life and we will still dump without enterprise adoption.

>>21785534
take your meds

>>21785041
Also insider here and can confirm

>>21786726

Haha, I nailed it, that's the response I always get when I hit on things really going on

>>21786751
haha yeah you totally nailed it bro you're so smart or you have secret insider knowledge or whatever it is you believe

Waterhouse speaking is going to blow orchid price up if you want to get in early. The future isn't waiting

Xrp is gonna moon after.

>>21784884
Screenshotted

>>21786815

Explain the US post office blockchain patent using oracles then?

>>21786815

I never said I have secret insider knowledge

>>21785497
thank you sir for this image
many blessings

>>21786751
Schitzos come up with the best ways to spy and oppress others

>>21784840
Obviously. It was originally intended for May, if they had huge news it's doubtful they would have delayed it months and it would have naturally emerged anyway if it was material.

Meaning they were happy to have a con as just a general catch up, their standards weren't ground breaking news.

>>21787012
It’s fake
Also Trump is going block us

>>21784929
You forgot
> Steve and Dimitri will be 2 girls 1 cupping Ari Juels exrecement

>>21785411
One larper who encrypted something saying google and edited a webpage for a 'screengrab'.

>>21785856
It's being held in VR chat. Avatars to be chosen by sergey.

>>21787307
lmao

>>21787214

Its not fake, its on legit news websites and it refers to oracles. What else could it be but chainlink?

the fact that Tim Apple and Elon Tesla are speaking is beyond bizarre for me

>>21787439
Photoshopped

>>21784984
>Vitalik is cackling in the background and crawling on all fours like a roach


Fucking kek

>>21787506

The words chainlink were photishopped but not the row of oracles

More like smart con.

>>21784836
>Insiders know its a nothingburger
OR WE CAN IMMGINE THAT WHALES ARE SHAKING OUT BEFOOO THE MOON

>>21788577
Yeah let's do that please. I'm already sad enough.

>>21784818
Sameslides.exe

>>21784818
Let me tell you something: as an og muhreen who's hodled thru *two* sibos dumps, I can feel the dump coming.

It's gonna be a bad dump. There'll be a mini bull rally leading up to Sergey's next public performance, but it'll turn decidedly bear from the moment that the Absolute Plaid Man clears his throat on the mic after presenting the third slide -- it's the same exact slides again for the umpteenth fucking time -- a sure signal for every woke whale to dump like a truck at the landfill.

By the time he says "thank you," LINK will already be at $10... the high intensity "painsaw" will give false hope of a rally before *every* recipient of LINK directly from the dev wallets dumps about 67% of their zero-cost completely free tokens.

You're gonna see 88% losses from ATH, a complete retracement all the way back down below $5.

Get ready.

>we're still going to $1k & beyond in future years