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based coomposter

IM COOOOOOOOOMING

Coomin all over the world

Yo, is this for real?

I COOM in peace

BASED UPDATED GENERAL

coom home white man

>>21784335
This is real.

>>21784335
NO. DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU ARE GONNA GET RICH WITH A CUM TOKEN? JESUS THESE NEWFAGS. I SWEAR

>>21784176
i'm never fucking selling

This can't be real, it looks like a scam token!

Don't give up your Coom boys, they want your gainz

>>21784399
You really need to calm your tits bro.

>>21784399
A waste of dubs on a faggot

>>21784399
NGMI

>>21784434
That's a meme token to increase male fertility. Liquidity is locked 100%

>>21784543
>>21784557
>>21784559
fucking newCOOMers

Coom coins got many things in the pipe line great community. Many charities already contacted like movember.
Soon to be listed on more exchanges get in while you can still fill your bags with coom!

I’m fucking coooooming !!!! Meme coin of 2020 $69 eoy!!!!

How to buy COOM, sirs:
https://twitter.com/PBandGebbe/status/1297248217940103168
https://twitter.com/CryptoGogo3/status/1297275585102848001
Also, look who's cooming too:
https://twitter.com/yungmonki1/status/1297463817228685314

Currently in a small DIP. good time to invest

>>21784176
lads lambos are not enough, what's a Greg Lansky stack gonna cost me???

>>21784822
Its dipping right now so its best time to buy.

Probably like $6000 - $1000K but most people investing about $100-$400

pretty good DIP. considering to buy more COOM. is it safe?

>>21784822
10M if you want to dethrone Jeff Bezos

>>21785147
Dip right now is real good.
If your Unsure join the community and judge for yourself on Discord. Its Comfy in here

>>21784822
CHECKED and Greg Lansky stack is above 20M cooms but is extremely risky (1000x gains)

obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wdRQW8WmVI

>>21785264
i am already part of both the discord and telegram. /comfy/ af

>less than a week old
>just listed on coingecko
>dev's working on getting it to more exchanges
>going to the moon baby
WHAT R U DOING ANON? INVEST IN COOM ITS NEVER TOO LATE!

>>21785298

>>21785298
Welll it dipped now so theres deffinetly an opening to Invest heavily

>>21785404
okay, will definitely buy some in a bit

should I buy now it seems to be dipped? or wait a little bit more? help a coomplet out

>>21785504
buy now, it's better than being a COOMlet

>>21785504
I'd wait a bit.

Someone please make a gif of it:
https://twitter.com/ohboi47419190/status/1297139637299937280

Can this shitcoin pump more or was that it?

>N-NO, anon. I can't let our children grow up with that kind of money
>I don't care that you have made tens of millions, it is not right
>we are doing just fine on our own
>$COOM money is haram
how do you respond in this situation?

Any other Sperm whales (10M+) in da house? COOM is gonna be yuge. I'm thinking we can get to 1c easily if we get some ethots on board.

>>21786170
Slap her and force her into prostitution. Then buy $COOM with that money.

>>21786170
Stone her, damn heretic

>>21785374
Sauce

How have you guys still not learned

>>21786170
>Habib that's my personal digital coom load, there's no haram. Now bend let's make another Muhammad or i'll trade you for another $WAIF, shukran.

why are u retards still shilling this shitcoin, its going nowhere

>>21786554
>>21786765
how have you guys still not learned yet? doesn't it bother you that you can't even pay rent while people are making it with a coin called $COOM
>muh buzzwords
>muh new paradigm
>muh fundamentals
it seems to me you guys actually don't want to make any money, you just like wasting your time watching other people make it

>>21787011
Checked
Big news tonight according to devs on discord

the future is now

>>21787011

If you are making mony on thins coin then Im drinking cum all day.

>>21787905
it's settled then

Best time to get in before COOM news

>I will defend OUR coom with my life
how do I explain to this stupid bitch it's not "our" COOM but mine, without breaking up

>>21789480
COOMfront her

>>21786765
Stay poor

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh i love cum

What was that!?!?!

>>21787905
I hope you eat lots of pineapple

>>21785298
Couldn't agree more, fucking awesome discord.

>>21784603
Based

>>21784399
Cringe

>>21789002


Advice to newfriends! Whenever these kinds of threads tell you HOW to buy a coin it's a scam targeted at new people. These threads are always filled with fomo and memes. Don't get fooled.

>>21790410
If you actually knew what you were talking about, you would know that these infographics are made by the COOMunity as part of a contest to win 1 MIL COOMS.

It is a sincere attempt at getting more people on the bandwagon by advising the product.

>>21790410
I'm not new I never bought any ICO I never bought anything else than btc/eth and this is only coin i had to get

>>21787811
Checked and COOMpilled

>>21790488
Based

>>21790410
oh who invited the faggot. you're ngmi and you are still trying to keep people from making it. what's your end goal?

COOM IS THE ONLY COIN THAT HASNT TAKEN MY SOUL IN THE LAST 24 HOURS

THIS SHIT IS GONNA MAKE IT, THE DISCORD IS VALHALLA THESE GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE IT

500K coomer checking in let's moon

admiral coomer checking in, this shit gonna coom so hard

Where buy

buy on uni here's address - 0x31024a4c3e9aeeb256b825790f5cb7ac645e7cd5

this is 200k marketcap lol prob blow off coomload at 4 million

>>21791196
4M is still premature ejaculation

>>21791112
check out coomer.cash

>>21791196
Nice try, fucker.

https://etherscan.io/token/0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb#balances

here's the actual uni address from the etherscan link above: 0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb

If you're in doubt, join our Discord and we will help you.

>>21784176
Stop shilling scams and buy LOKI.

Over 1m COOMcoin over hurr

Official link boys
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

>>21784335
YES IVE BEEN COOMING FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT

>>21791630
>Fuck kikes
>Fuck Jannies
>Fuck niggers

>>21784176
ONCE COOM TO RULE THEM ALL

>>21791630
what a stupid faggot. $COOM has great dev team, great community on discord and a huge potential to moon while you are shilling a dead coin.

>>21790410
Weak fud. We made infographics because we're going to be using the tokens to spread awareness about male virility issues as well as ethot promotion and tipping. Aside from the tippers (who no doubt made their ability to tip 10g per day via BTC), most of this audience is going to be unfamiliar with Crypto. We're changing that.

>>21784176

>>21792341
>Vrrmm vrrmmm*

>>21790410
If you think I’d miss out on spending money on a uniswap coin called coomcoin, you’re the newest newfag here

>>21790410
Everyone has to learn somewhere, Anon. If you're already experienced and know how to buy on your own, then good for you. We have many crypto oldfags hodling. The how-to information is for convenience to those who wish to buy but don't want to figure out Metamask (and alternatives) and Uni all on their own.

>>21788061
Show me your profits and ill start drinking buckets of coom via live stream.

>>21784399
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21792725
Dont bother engaging with him, anon. He hasn't looked at the stats of COOM yet.

It's got gold backing for such a new coin, and I can't name another one with such a dedicated meme family community

>>21792337
Fucking really? BASED

I hope 2m is enough

>>21784176
BOMR BTFOs you disgusting COOMers

>>21792778
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>21792778
Not him but here were all of the easily accessible profit points in the past 24 hours. Only highlighted those that other anons, including myself, have predicted and sold on.

>>21792901
Might get a bag of that too. What's the graph looking like?

>>21792992
>predicted and sold on

Bought or sold, I mean. My bad.

How is liquidity holding up i really need some assurances that its not just another bitconnect ponzi.

>>21793134
100% dev liquidity locked in

>>21793150
What does this mean? Elaborate Anon!

>>21784176
SHITSTREEEETER ALERT
STAY OUT

>>21793233
devs can't sell/rugpull to make money and scam

>>21790410
obvious newfag reddit cancer is obivous. go back to feggot land get ur pp punished by sjw's, you like that.

>>21793281
if you remember old threads of the coins that made it, you remember they were filled with retards like these.
these faggots have been calling everything that is new shit, thinking they are smart. $COOM ticks all the boxes to make it.

>>21792901
>look at the delusion of this old infertile fag
Even $Milkers mogs you boomer

Price is good now maybe I can mak an profit if i buy now. What you think Anons?

Fuck I should have bought the dip now instead of the earlier one, it went up when I bought, then down again and dipped. Now it’s stable I guess.

>>21794137
dip now, fren.

when can we expect $COOM ATMs lads?

>>21794758
You already have them, They are called coom banks. You go in and take your coom or give them your coom.

just came

You guys did the Nu-LINK, didn't you? Admirable coordination.

>>21795479
that would be a great integration, you donate sperm and they pay you in $COOM
This is how crypto is reshaping the world

It wouldnt hurt to throw in some coins anon. Get In quick before we launch. You dont want to regret it.

>COOMlets seething
did the dev team announce the roadmap yet?

>>21786168
Just the beginning

>>21796041
You say this as a meme but it could actually happen lmao

>>21796915
Yes, they announced a technical features roadmap.

4 days ago: Launch
2 Weeks: CoomChainProtocolToken
4 Weeks: FlashWrappedCoom
6 Weeks: DAO
8 Weeks: COOM staking

Aside from this, they're contacting every exchange they can that will accept us, and emails have already been sent out to several men's health organizations, as promised. Most /biz/ fags probably won't care, but I believe in this coin becoming this becoming a champion for male fertility and actually making some positive impact in the world. $coom will simply allow us to do it at a profit.

>>21797093
never happening unless the dev reveals his final form and after he milks the coomer memes, he rebrands $COOM to something more family friendly and futuristic sounding. which might be his goal

>>21797300
>I believe in this coin becoming this becoming a champion
>biden.mp3

I believe in this coin becoming a champion for male fertility and having a positive impact on the world, is what I meant to say before having a fucking stroke.

Only early days still cobbers get in while it’s cheap. Gonna moon once it gets listed on more exchanges.

Gonna buy myself more when I get paid this week. Can’t believe I’m gonna get rich off a memecoin

I you know, you know

>>21784176
OPERATION SAVE MONKE FROM WAGE SLAVERY

Not really, i rather be comfy

I'm COOMing

We coooooommmming!!!!!!!

Time to fill your bags with coom before it moons and you can’t afford even 1k coom

coomfy 100k stack to the moon

I'm ready, frens.

Am I a brainlet or a genius for holding 10M of these?

>>21800568
I don’t know but you are definitely gonna make it

>>21800568
i have 13M so im going with geniuses

>>21800568
Put some of that in liquidity pool if you're gonna hold, Anon. At least 500K

How much do you gain off of pooling? Say pool 1mil

yeaaaaaaaaaa

This is all well and good but how the fuck do I generate a wallet? I've never used uniswap

>>21800909
For now the way it works is that 0.3% of every transaction is sent to the pool. When you pool, you receive uniswap tokens that represent your % share, the value of which increases with trade volume. Liquidity will help the coin grow and support your main wallet's investment, but you may redeem your pool shares whenever you wish.

In future, dev will add additional rewards and staking for pool holders on top of the existing system.

tl;dr: You get a share of the pool which receives 0.3% of trades and that gets you shekels.

>>21801019
You need a metamask wallet, once you got that you can connect it to uniswap and add a token

>>21801063
Basigly copy paste the contract address of the coin which you can find on etherescan into uniswap, and if you wanna see the coom in your wallet you click add token and do the same thing on metamask >:DDD

>>21801057
Cool, thanks anon

>>21800520
>I'm ready, frens.
me too fren

>>21786433
Sperm Whale here. COOM COIN sits comfy in my sack. No other project has made me laugh like this one at least.

>HALT, hand over all your coomies weakling
how do you respond?

YA SHITS THAT DONT BUY YOUR COOM STACK WILL BOW TO YOUR COOMER OVERLORDS IN 2 YEARS, SERGEY WILL LITERALLY MARKET SELL AS SOON AS HE FINDS KING COOM COIN

what do you think eoy will be? no meme answers. I think $1 or above is doable

>>21801981
no meme answer ? 0.01$ maybe 0.1$, not 1$ thats too much maybe next year

>>21802022

>>21802022
checked
thanks

>>21784176
Strapped in fellas, let's goooooooooooo!

what is the best way to check your coom wallet? metamask doesnt seem to have any coom although the transaction said sucessful and when I tried again its still pending since yesterday? Any help appriciated thanks.

For the COOM

>>21802809
copy the "contract" address
0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

and paste it into meta mask. Open meta mask, add token, custom token, paste contract into contract address

>>21802809
you have to add custom token in metamask to see it. you can use the contract here:
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

it's 0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb

Coom is gonna be $1 eom!!!!
Got my coomies today

I think best way to buy it is uni swap just link you wallet and paste the address. All done after that. Easy to pool that way to

>>21802898
>>21802894
when converting do I paste my own adress here or do i use the adress it gives me? maybe this is what im getting wrong.

dingo reporting in

if green $1 EOY

>>21803364
we're gonna make it

>>21803364
win

>>21803364
Fucking based, what the fuck

>>21803364
witnessed

The only coin I'm unironicaly feel good to own

>>21803364
Based

>>21803321
Paste the addresse there where it says contract addresse the one I provided

>>21803634
>>21802898
thanks for the help, I was finally to get it working.

I’m liking the memes coming out from this meme. Gotta give em that great meme magic

Memes aside, what exactly is the appeal of this coin? Why is Coomcoin's tech worth investing in, and what are the dev's prior history?

>>21804806
*Coin few beers down eye sight not so good

>>21804818
it's a defi coin, check out the website coomer.cash

Token launched 5 days ago, it went from literally zero to $0.0005 already. Whoever doesn't grab a bag of this is retarded,

What’s a make it stack of coomies do you guys think? 1 million?

>>21805034
1 million at this point

Have any of you read the white paper?

>>21803364
People lurking rn get in NOW bros... you dont want to miss out. All you have to do is put in a few and your good.

>>21805193
it's pearly white if you catch my drift. wdywk?

>>21803634
>>21804168
frens help each other out

can anyone post a prediction graph?

I still have millions of worthless brabs, what makes COOM better than BRAP?

>>21784176
I would proof read white paper it has spelling error: "propserity" should be "prosperity"

>>21806447
It’s like rock paper scissors. COOM goes inside your brapper so COOM wins

Grab your self a decent stake before it MOOOONS

looks like it's gonna be a big night for COOM

>>21807054
there's also this lol. COOM is the one

COOM RELEASED GITHUB
https://github.com/CoomCoin/CoomChain

>>21807534
called it. huge news...
big pomp incoming in the following days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaxYetbFGuI

>>21807534
I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!

It is good to have COOM

God damn you fucking faggots. Alright.
Bought 0.5 eth just to be part of the memes.

I bought $69 worth of COOM and I don’t care if it increases in value or not I just like to COOM

So what's the point of the token, what problem does it solve? Or is it just a silly name? The white paper is two pages long and says nothing of value.

I set up a metamask wallet and bought about $60 worth of COOM but its not showing up in my wallet?

I never purchase like this before and I already feel scammed

You faggots literally stole my COOM wtf is happening

>>21808892
refresh page or just go directly here again

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

>>21808892
Scratch that I figured it out although I am painfully retarded

>>21808579
>Bought 0.5 eth just to be part of the memes
same, anon! wait..... no, I forgot I'm not fucking retarded

>>21808951
I had to manually add the token to the wallet for it to show my balance of COOM.

I'm just never going to touch this wallet and hope it moons one day.

I wonder how long it will be till we see the Pink Wojak posts about $COOM's rug getting pulled and exit scamed. I can see it now... I mean come on... you think any well know corporation is gonna tweet "So and So is proud to announce our partnership with $COOM!! We are so excited, we COOMED ourselves!"

>>21809261
Sounds like you want to invest

We have started shilling an idea in the discord about developing an app that uses COOM for NNN

Meme magic boosted trump into the white house

Meme magic turned a fentanyl addicted, pegnant woman shooting jogger into a martyr around the world

Meme magic will, for no reason other than it simply can, propel a meme coin to the moon

"The network aims to facilitate semen retention through ERC721-"

WTF is this supposed to mean??

>>21810111
Aims to facilitate Coom Retention to ensure maximum moonage. Read between the lines

Starting to get blue balls from all this coom

>>21792778
>>21784399

fucking EXCELLENT time to buy coom. im buying up this dip

BUY THE DIPPP

>>21808869
It solves the WAIFU pregnancy problem

What u guys know about this?

https://uniswap.info/pair/0x9ff2eac7487bab53f37cba828f09fa87af466fd5

>>21810111
CHECKED