/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21776835
They either learn, leave, or neck, so one way or another it works itself out.

>>21776835
>sitting on a paper million
soon to be a paper thousand

>>21776835
>t. haven't sold a single link in over 2 years and sitting on a paper million
ooofff
imagine not taking profits for DIA

>>21776835
I got dumped on in the Orbi fiasco the other night. The guys in the thread were so nice, they showed me how to get my Eth onto uniswap so I could pump their bags and they kept assuring me all the dips were getting eaten up.
It was nice, I felt like a rape-victim who somehow enjoyed it. At least now I am jaded and will never fall for it again. Also I only put in 0.7 eth. A valuable lesson.

>>21776835
optimism is a hell of a drug

>>21777035
>>21777057
kys uniswap rug-pulling poorfags

>>21776835
it doesn't make sense

>>21776835
It’s actually mind blowing watching this train wreck of stupid scams crash and burn on this scale.

>>21777116
Xrp

>>21776835
Oh yeah? Explain how you can check people into a hotel without cryptocurrency? You can't. It'll take forever. You have to use Tranquility. How can you invest in multiple cryptocoins without Statera? You can't. You need STA to manage them for you or you'll do it wrong. Statera makes it so money comes from somewhere and everybody who has some STA gets it. That makes sense. Everybody gets money. What do you mean, where does it come from? Just print more, fucking retard lmao ngmi

>undecent whitepaper?
>no team visibility?
>no github or hiding code?
>nobody backing up the project?
>funds not locked?
>sudden coingecko and coinmarketcap appeareance with little media?

There, and i hope you learned something.
This coming from a dumbass that spent 0.2 eth on NEXE.
Glad I caught up right after.

>>21777407
Telegram hiring pajeets from Fiverr to shill it on /biz/.

>>21776835
I dunno but I used to point out obvious scams, but now I tell people to invest in them so they'll get rekt. I assume everyone who didn't just wander in here in the last couple months is doing this.

>>21777466
yeah pretty much. Its a good filter, I tell all newfags whatever shitcoin theyre investing in is a great idea, if they go through with it they lose everything and never come back here, or they learn a good lesson and stop shilling scams. cant lose

>>21776835
It's pretty fucking hilarious anon... Just recently came back to this board to see what was going on with it... Did not disappoint. I can tell any time something is a scam... It usually involves the word "uniswap"

>>21777466
Yeah it's exhausting trying to inform people. I'm getting to the point where I'm thinking survival of the fittest, and they aren't even close to being fit if they can't take 10 min to do a little research

It depends on if the newfag is a Chan user or not, I’ll usually help but if they don’t say I’ll tell them to invest in a scam.

>>21777368
I've been all in on link for over 2 years and don't read about any of the new shit. Is this literally the "selling" point for these coins?

>>21776835
the problem is there's very few good opportunities for newfags these days. in 2016-2018 you had a good shot of finding a good coin by pure luck.
>t. all in link from 2017

Literally all crypto is a scam OP, and you know it. You don't even know what Link does but you don't care. We're in it for the money so who gives a fuck if we're buying into retarded concepts. Nobody will ever use crypto for anything, its just fun to gamble. NGMI

>>21777165
Extremely based

More link

Link $77 EOY

>>21777777
checked

>>21777777
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>21777777
This is getting tiresome

>>21777777

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>>21777777
When will shitcoiners learn top kek this is a link subreddit

>>21777777
checked, but those were my digits
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>>21776835
New kids don't read.

>>21777777
FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>21777777
More STA you mean

>>21777777
Based link get

>>21777777
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>>21777777
Checked

>>21777777
Spam != Meme Magic

>>21777753
link already provides offchain data for over $2bill worth of loans and derivatives via aave & synthetix, and yes I know what chainlink does, ive watched every single Sergey interview since oct 2017. Not to mention enterprise integration happening this year.

Stop projecting your retardation onto others

>>21777777
BASED

>>21777777
Praise KEK.

>>21777777

>>21777777
LINK = CRYPTO
EVERYTHING ELSE IS NOISE.
/BIZ/ WILL WIN

>>21777777
it’s link every time and link always goes up. I don’t get why I didn’t see it 3 years ago. A lot of mistakes made frens

>>21777777
It's too late for me. It's gone up too much and I'm too poor to make an significant money on it.

>>21777777
BASADO

>>21777777
Checked and kek’d.

>>21777777
MOM GET THE CAMERA. im going to cOOOOm

Which will perform better? Xrp or link?

>>21777777
based

>>21777035
seethe

op you fail to understand that LINK will power many of these uniswap shittokens as well. we need some to succeed

>>21777992
XRP is like Frodo creeping quietly and silently through middle earth, dragging that ring unnoticed and unregarded.
Link is Aragorn riding across the plains of pelenor with the dunedain and the army of the dead in broad daylight.

>>21777777
HOLY FUYCKING SHIT.

>>21777777
>YES YESSS. PLEASE POZ ME MASTER SERGEY
*there's a knock at the door*
>WHO THE FUCK IS IT
>Sergey pulls out his massive russian cock, dripping clear cum on the floor as it leaves gaping anus.
>It's Thomas, master. I have your next linkie.
>Bring him in Thomas.
*a cute little asian boi walks in. he is shy*
>Where are you from, sergeys buttcheaks still sweaty from his previous session.
>n..niigata...
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL BE YOU BUG? . BEND OVER
*he slowly pulls down his pants and shows sergey his boipussy*
>HERE'S A MIXICLE
*sergey burys his face into the bois asshole*
>ooooo your beard. its hurting me
>SHUT THE FUCK UP.
*sergey stirs his tounge around in circles
>ooooh my godd masterr
*the boy splurts a pathetic amount of cum onto the floor out of his tiny swinging penis*
*sergey takes his face out of the boys ass and takes a long snifff*
>MMMM YEAH. THOMAS GET IN HERE
>yes master?
>IM DONE, REMOVE HIM. LETS GET BACK TO WORK
*sergey checks his wallet of 700 million Link*
>MMM...

Chapter 2

>i love edging to the dev wallet, Thomas. Knowing that I have over a billion dollars i can dump at any moment. It gets me so hard
*Thomas quivers in fear*
>how is staking coming along?
>its ready to be deployed..master…
>Take off your shirt Thomas
*Thomas peels off his shirt, revealing his saggy manteets*
>MM YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN LOYAL TO ME THOMAS
>DANCE FOR ME
>master what if rory finds out
*sergey viciously strokes his cock, edging to the point of explosion*
>master..mm.. I.. I hope rory…
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
*sergey edges to the point where he cant anymore, spilling at first a drop of cum, and then spewing out the last ounces of come possible from his prostate*

>>21777777
CHECKED AND WITNESSED.

>>21776835
>I feel like the new wave of /biz/tards is significantly more retarded than people who came here in 2016-2018.
If you came to /biz/ after 2014 you are a newfag and it’s pathetic to see newfags try to claim oldfag status just because they’re less new relative to other newfags

>>21777777
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>>21777777
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>>21778098
if you came to /biz/ after 1982 you're a newfag

>>21778057
Based and Tolkienian allegorypilled

>>21777777
Checked praise kek

>>21778141
>Le arbitrary year!
If you started posting here when the gook was in the sticky instead of moot, you’re new.
Sorry lad I don’t make the rules just know them. I’m an overall 4chan newfag since I started browsing in 2008, that’s just how it works

>>21778141
>1982
>38 years ago
>If 4chan keeps going much longer we might see posts like this from eldritchfags, in reference to cutoff years like 2008
>4chan is already 17 years old

>>21777777
I just looked at my wallet

BREHS

inb4 >50 link

>>21778182
nothing just works, except for pozi trac on a Plymouth

>>21778279
C H E C K E D

>>21778279
Based whale

>>21777688
That's what Pajeet, Fiverr street shitter hired off Telegram to shill on /biz/, has been telling me.

>>21776835
Newsweek sent all the get-rich-quick 401k fags and the neetbuxians

>>21777777
Checked. Also 1k eoy

>>21777057
You have to go back.

>>21777777
WTFWT

>>21778141
>1982
>38 years ago
>If 4chan keeps going much longer we might see posts like this from eldritchfags, in reference to cutoff years like 2008
>4chan is already 17 years old

>>21777777
Swinglinkers, nulinkers, and redditors irrevocably blown the fuck out

>>21777777
CHAINLINK
You
Just
Win

>>21777530
Ive developed an unhealthy hatred of curryniggers and chinks after having to wade through thousands of their stupid telegram messages just to get single nuggets of information for researching projects. Despite it being tiresome it drives me to call out every scam so they never see a single dollar

>>21777777
Based, praise kek

>>21777777
BASED.

>>21777777
CHECKED

>>21777777
Not investing in LINK isn’t the end of the world, it can be a good motivator.
For me, all the ROI I plotted was against LINK and it kept pushing me.

>>21777777
wtf did he mean with this

>>21777876
Lmao seethe more with your bull shit sergey cock riding

>>21777777

>>21777777
Jesus Christ indeed-y

>>21776835
Lol, me too. I accumulate the wins into btc and laugh at idiots falling for meme coins. $COOOOM

>>21777777
Checked

>>21776835
I pretend to fall for scams just to kill time.
I also lend a hand to those frens that need it.
The truth is that I'm now just longing a few projects I find intersting.

Now and then I swing to increase my stack, and now and then I buy more with fiat, that's about it. Crypto became a kind of MtG for me, I stopped playing and started collecting.

>>21779209
You got fucking shat on from a great height and now you're coping. You should learn to cope less and DYOR more you fucking newfaggot cunt.

>>21777777

>>21777777

>>21777777
wewwwwwww lad

>>21777777
TFW only 3 linkies. never gonna make it.

>>21777777
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>21776835
you're just a fucker, if you were a true 4chan outcast/weirdo you would want your brothers to succeed and normies to fail, transferring wealth to us who have been dealt a worse hand in life.

>>21778057
>>21778168
Lmao, more like XRP is Boromir: already had his time to shine, but ultimately too discredited and dead to do anything anymore.

>>21780349
do you really think the retards who fall for obvious scams are true "4channers"?

if you can't understand the difference between ironic and unironic shitposting, you really shouldn't be taking advice from /biz/ my dude.

>>21777777

>>21777777
Checked
>>21777802
Cope harder nolinker

>>21776835
Life is a rug pull

>>21778057
XRP is like the rings of power
It promises you the world but takes everything from you and turns you into the slave of an ancient evil.

>>21780374
are pinkies a scam sir

>>21777777
checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxhPI-ACYSk
ITS MONKEY SEASON $1000 EOM LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21777777
If only

>>21776835

>>21780482

>>21776903
>Made it out skin in profit with ZCL/BTCP
>Lost a bunch messing with ethcrash
>Make very good profit off of p3d to only lose it in shrimp or turds? Ie eth ponzis
>Just did super well/lucky with Tesla options
>Will now lose that investing in deFi

These suckers you speak of sir

>>21777777
kek blessed.
Each Link token is worth more than $1000 by the end of the year.

>>21777777
Every man is a link in my chain of goodness, fulfilling my wealthy destiny.

WE ARE ALL, ALL IN, IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS TOKEN IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY.
DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>21777777
Checkt 1k eoy

>>21780510
distributed decision making is horrendous. its reddit coin, its communist coin, its totally untenable for anything important or valuable. Every useful and successful thing requires leadership. You would never use bullshit commie tribunals to decide anything in your own life or business. Family, military, business, all have a heirarchy of direct power and decision making. Everyone and their dog jumping on the meme of building some new age everyone decides thing are foolishly short sighted

>>21777777
is it bad that I get more dopamine from posts like this than from Link actually going up in price?

>>21777777 Checked
How should I interpret this? Buy more Link, or there will be more Link to buy?

>>21777777
thank you sergey

>>21781478
thanks just bought some more pinkies