/biz/ - Business & Finance

Keep the current house, just improve it with double glazing, ensuite, new roof, solar panels etc.

>>21777052
this is the type of house that requires multiple staff to maintain, all it takes is one disgruntled employee to drug your meal and torture you until you give up the location of your seed phrase

ngmi

>>21777052
No soul

fuck you im renting, never cashing out in full

>>21777052
Its ok... I don't really like it though. Not a big fan of lots of windows.

I once helped a friend who managed an estate. After doing so, I have to say, I don't really want a big house. The house required large staff of cleaners, gardeners, landscapers, maintenance people, etc. For one day a week the house basically had 15 people over doing things around it. As a NEET, I really couldn't be bothered with that more than once every few months. I really want something that is somewhat large, but doesn't require much maintenance like that house did. I want it to be largely self maintainable.

>>21777052
>floor to ceiling glass

If it's an office building, I get it, but why in your private abode?

>>21777052
I didn't think females were on this board

>>21777470
based bunker chad

>>21777470
Based

>>21777108
All you’d need is a cleaning lady once a week, a pool guy that comes once every couple of weeks and a gardener that comes once a week or every couple of weeks and maybe somebody to pressure wash everything once a year or once every couple of years.

$5M

>>21777851
Post exterior pls

>>21777052
planz on staying in the house im at now and keeping my wealth secret, thanks

500K. Location is perfect for me. I'm going to give the owner an offer they can't refuse.

>>21777052
no one on /biz/ who hasn't already made it is going to make it, retard. run's over.

>>21778416
Got any of inside? Looks lovely.

>>21778451
more coming

it's very catholic, despite not being a catholic I grew up in catholic school so there's an appeal there

>>21777108
I thought I was paranoid

Im only ever going to rent while most of my cash is tied up in investments. I will be flipping property for positive cash flow and the rest will be for high risk small cap investments.

>>21777108
>not hiring slutty maids to clean your house and your dick
ngmi

>>21778542
>>21778565
Not what I expected but looks comfy nonetheless.

it being a tower is really important to me. I've been blessed by this world with PTSD and since heavy soundproofing is quite impractical in most places it's just best if I can live above my housemates so I don't hear anyone while trying to sleep. I'm sure my family wouldn't complain, I'd have the smallest room after all.

>it's not where you live but who you live with

and there's a creek on property too that I'm fond of. Last one, won't flood the thread anymore.

Let's buy castles and do them up. We could live like kangz!

>>21778612
>from the basement to the attic

>>21778416
Absolutely gorgeous. I found the full listing, and i have to say thats good value for money imo. I'll come visit you when you make it ;)

>>21777052

>>21778625
love it thanks for sharing anon, glad you've made it

>>21777108
Wtf ...take your meds.

>>21777052

>>21778633
and I'm gonna say based

>>21778633

>thousands of castles built and abandoned
>too expensive to maintain for the state
>rarely near major cities so not many people interested

You can literally find a chateaux/mansion/castle for less then a million euro in rural France. Can you imagine living the comfy life like that.
https://www.french-property.com/properties-for-sale?property_types_any=chateau

>>21778285

>>21777052
I JUST WANNA LIVE IN FUCKING LA

>>21777052
Nice looking home. I have two tastes. One for this kind of modern home somewhere isolated and something like a European apartment with high ceilings etc in the middle of a capital like Rome or Barcelona. Guess if I make it I can get both.

>>21778807
Why would u want to live in a overpriced, hobo infested, rundown, overtaxed, GIANT PARKING LOT that is LA?

>>21778612
Oh fuck same here. I have ptsd. I almost made it out of my environment and NOPE FUCKING GOD TRAPPED ME IN IT and made it 100x worse. My dad shakes the entire fucking house when he walks fucking neighbors 10 feet away my parents never sleep

I FUCKING HATE FUCKING GOD FUCK GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD

>>21778771
>moving to france
>living in an old shitty house with no insulation
I'm gonna pass. If I pay a million for a house it's gonna be a good house, not one I want to live in because I watched too many Disney movies

upgrade to this when PNK moons sir

>>21777052
Small Japanese cabin in the woods once ARPA 100x's.

>>21778416
Stone is a kino building choice

>>21778612
>making it
>having housemates
For what purpose

>>21778903
well you see anon, when a man and women love each other very very much...

>>21779016
They share a bed and don't refer to each other as housemates.
Fucking spastic.

Any house by the ocean, and I want my own boat bridge.

But too be honest the most important thing is having enough space for a power rack and other lifting equipment.

>>21778903

>>21779053
If you took a moment to read friend you'll notice I said "family" above. Not all couples share beds no. Some nights of course, but not all in my case. Having space is just important as having intimacy for some relationships. In any case, there is no need to be mad. You're going to make it too. Buy ETH, BTC and LINK for a balanced portfolio. When BTC falls LINK goes up/sideways. When BTC goes up LINK goes parabolic. ETH is your money maker, BTC and LINK are there to play off one another and follow the general market.

>>21777052
i would unironically have deep depression if i lived there and i don't mean i want to be poor

>>21778416
not bad anon.

>>21777470
t.josef fritzel

>>21778835
I fucking hate people that don't know how to walk without fee fie foeing

>>21777052
I’ll build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen right in the middle of town. It’ll have one long staircase just going up and one even longer coming down and one more leading nowhere just for show.

>>21778835
that's the worst. Or when for some reason they decide to take a shower and drop things right next your head through the wall at 1am.

>>21777052
I was actually a laborer on this construction project and when I make it im going to buy this loft. I asked the project manager how much one of these lofts were and he told me " it might as well be a billion dollars because you'll never be able to afford one" I started investing about 1 week later.

>>21779189
Except I'll just buy Irish and Slav girls to stock the silo

>>21779364
what the hell is point of larping like this

>>21779364
And that project managers name? Albert Einstein.

>>21779095
based

Just something simple.

OC

WOOD = SOUL

I just want a 600-800k mcmansion in the minnesota suburbs. Get married, have 3 kids, and give the kids an awesome life like mine when i was a kid. Maybe try to buy my childhood house back.

>>21779394
Its not a larp but I forgot to post a pic. The PM is a cunt.

>>21780051
Everyone with anything to lose in this state is moving out because of the tragic death of George of the Jungle and anyone that remains is going to get tax raped to death by our retard governor. Please reconsider.

>>21778824
comfy, I’m also doing the countryside and European apartment approach. Probably Amsterdam on the canals

I live in one of the nicest houses in town, but honestly I'd rather live on a hill with an expansive view.

It's such a kick seeing a proper sunset every single day.
And when the weather's messed up you can see heavy rain on one side, and patches of sun on the other.

>>21778824
Literally same

>>21777419
comfy

>>21777052
I don't want a big ass house. Just a modest house with a basement for aging foodstuffs in the middle of a few acres of land.

>>21777470
it's not going to save you, shlomo

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>>21779833
looks comfy but I hate all the bugs in the forrest

>>21777470
BASED

>>21777401
what about that house needed so much work?

>>21779364
>I asked the project manager how much one of these lofts were and he told me " it might as well be a billion dollars because you'll never be able to afford one"

i have no trouble believing this isn't a larp because cunts like this actually exist

>>21779364
You're going to buy it, anon. Post here when you make it.

>>21779999
that is shit

>>21777052

I'll probably never get married so think something like "apartment/dorm room but in the middle of isolated rural west virginia".

>>21777104
This

>why yes I bought PNK, how could you tell?

>>21777052
Define “make it”.
1mil or 5-10mil (more like fuck you money)

>>21777052
Looks soulless.

>>21778829
lots of whores tho

>>21778796
Too close to neighbours.

>>21777470
Based

>>21778829
the hobos aren't allowed in the parts where people who have MADE IT live and the taxes are mostly against poor people anyway.

>>21778628
>buying castles
Don't, historians are cunts.
Build your own castle if you want one.

>>21778416
Me and the boys finna say hi. GIVE US YO KEYS BITCH

>>21779145
> literally paying for your own cuckattic because your girlfriend is so repulsed by you she can't sleep in the same bed

>>21777052

>>21782749
What the fuck? Is that a waterpark / house / Macchu Picchu?

>>21782761
Lmao reminds me of Parasite

>>21782765
https://www.palaisbulles.com/home.php

the only thing i need.

Lol my house is almost like these. I'll got my million, sell it and remove to somewhere in China

>>21782749

>>21778612
>PTSD
sensory denial
eye movement therapy is very effective, find a competent therapist

>>21777108
That's why you don't tell anyone you hold cryptos.
But yes, it's too big unless you live with your wife and 3-4 kids.

>>21782774
not that far away, the photo was made in hongkong

>>21777052

>>21777108
damn you're paranoid. My family always had multiple staff member and the maids did some great cooking always.
Protip: don't abuse your staff members. Give them reasonable hours and good wages, give them days off when their children get sick and let them take home leftover food so they don't have to pay for their own food and can just give it to their children.

>>21777616
and a chef that's always there in the morning and evening. cooking whatever you want. I rather have a chef than a pool + pool boy.

>>21782824
I wouldn't mind living in a weird place like that. Maybe not quite like that, but similar.

Some small shack in the middle of nowhere, which is actually just a cover up for the massive bunker below it.

>>21777052
Lovely, comfy, based

I don't want anything fancy, I only wanna make it so I can till have the benefits of society without contributing to it(like any rich person already does ofc)

>>21783238
Looks like Finland.

>>21779364
Someone was mean to you and you began investing because of that interaction? Sounds like he's a saint really..

>>21782749

>>21777458
>ensuite
I agree in general but this house has a ten foot wall around it(those windows face the inside of that wall) and is in an area with zero diversity.

>>21778565
>it's very catholic
well no shit it's a rectory lmao

Old American farmhomes are god tier. Especially on 100+ acres.

>>21777310
connoisseur

>>21781143
True, objectively terrible.

I agree with the stem end that woof has soul but sweet Jesus, do it nicely ffs

>>21783531
Not normally a fan of American homes, but this one is nice

>>21777052
Gonna poop in your water filter if you or any anon get a pool. I'm going to gorge on Taco Bell, White Castle, and Horse Laxative before I come over. Pools never going to be swimmable again.

>>21777052

No neighbors close i could do whatever i want. This costs about 250k in finland.

>>21777419
comfy but no guest bedroom

>>21783270
looks more like russia

>>21777052
I want to be a borderline homeless multi millionaire

>>21784305
Too big though unless you're a normalfag with wife and kids.

>>21782749

Very unique, although it rwminds me of a state aquarium or something.

>>21782749
mansions are fucking gay. I like living in squalor. Like frank Reynolds.

>>21778565
Not gonna lie, that looks like absolute shit

I have you all beat.

>>21783901
Im usually the same way but if its well mentained theyre kino. Pic related is from 1773. You can't get lumber like that anymore and will last me generations. I know that shit will last compared to modern, and with enough acrage to support a small village i think its a no-brainer for intergenerational wealth.

>>21777401
What was the square footage roughly on that house

>>21777470
>No underground elevator for your car

Not gonna make it

>>21777419
No counter space good luck prepping a meal on top of your stove

>>21785533

You want to live in a hotel pool?

>>21777052
I just want a place to rest in the middle of the forest.

>>21783243
Based.

>>21785179
here it is boys, the one realistic post in this entire thread.

Why do half of you want to live in a fucking shack in the middle of the woods

>currently accumulating money to buy grandparents house
>once I do that i'll use it as leverage towards buying my childhood home which is on the same property
>then demolish both houses and build a big house
>that or connect the two using underground passages for the memes

>>21782749
Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones they're a modern stone age family yet. From the. Town of bedrock.

>>21786014
Because this is fantasy. People in this thread can't afford their dreams. And even if they eventually could their dreams will change.

>>21777052
A 1:1 replica of the mansion from Konosuba.

>>21782749
It looks like it has a disease...it is repulsive

What the point of buying a big house if I’m just going to die a childless Virgin anyways

>>21777470
ive seen a silo like this on zillow for 400 grand

>>21786397
>eyewash fountain
What's that for?

>>21781576

Jesus christ look at the fucking shape of that monstrosity! Think of the number of robot vacuum cleaners you'd need.

>>21786354
You should get the house you want instead of trying to convince yourself that you want the house someone else wants. Aren't you capable of thought and agency? I don't understand why such a question would even cross your mind yet you went to the trouble of typing it out and then submitted it. That's actually kind of sad. Are you familiar with the NPC meme?

>>21782963
>treating peasants good

>>21786249
What about the ghosts?

>>21777052

>>21786451
So you don't panic when you get rocket fuel in your eyes.

>>21777052

>>21779999
I truly believe I've been in that house before doing work

Imagine waking up not having to wagecuck, go out to the balcony, have this view. And all of it is yours.

>>21777052
>Pic related

Seeing how the US is on the expressway to becoming Brazil 2.0, I'm moving to South America (most likely Uruguay) and building a walled compound when I cash out on my 30k LINK stack. The house itself will be a MCM style home with 5 beds, 4.5 baths, a pool, state of the art home gym, sauna, plenty of space for my dogs to run around, a garage for my motorcycles and trucks, and a full, authentic English style pub so I can watch footie matches the way they were intended to be watched.

Every time I see these threads I'm constantly reminded how shit y'all taste is. Plus I already live in "made it" home. Nothing impressive about paying 7k a month on property taxes.

>>21777419
a jail in denmark

>>21777851
Remind me of one of Pablo Escobars place ..

>>21778619
This. Me personally, a small shed weather proofed, a bed, and a wood stove. I'm good to go.

>>21787679
Would like to hear why you think that of the US? You mean because of hyperinflation?

>>21777419
>have to prep food on top of laundry machine
>window in bedroom conveniently located in a spot where you'll never look out of it
>have to walk past TV to get to the bathroom
>huge amount of unnecessary dead space in the bathroom
>no obvious pathway from the entry hall / kitchen to the living room
>all seating furniture looks uncomfy as fuck
ngmi

>>21788092
no one watches tv. but I'd definitely get a door from the bedroom to the bathroom. would just be annoying to have to walk around to get there.

>>21778726
he's right
you will be spending 20k a month on maintenance
or just about 5 hours a day doing everything yourself

enjoy

>>21782761
Honestly, if I lived in a small place - it would be CLEAN AS FUCK. Less area means cleaning should be easier. why does this place look so dirty?

>>21788411
Japanese style i need to trow away as much junk as possible before my next move.

>the fucking cope going on in this thread

>>21781576
Look at all the people. What a fucking waste...

>>21788411
Dumb af take since you dirty the same spot 10x as fast. More use = more dirt.
Less space to organize = more mess.
This is the main reason why poor people suck: disorganization.

>>21788218
Good call. Rotate the bed and put the door across from the window.

The living space is a mess though and needs to be completely redone.

Put the entertainment stuff against the bedroom sharing wall and face the seating towards that as a start. That way you can also look out the large window easily from your chill spot.
Rotate the entrance cuby to face the kitchen and make the top of it a counter. This way you have a straight shot from the door to the bathroom, or to the living room, and now you have more working space in the kitchen. As a bonus you can prepare drinks or snacks and leave them on the counter for when guests arrive. I'd completely reorganize the bathroom to be more compact, and use the extra space to make a closet or storage area. I think you could safely move the shower toward the toilet without crowding it and make the space occupying it a closet - though I'm not wild about two doors being next to one another, so perhaps a doorless recess with shelf space will do. You could also have this shelf space inside the bathroom and it could be a place for all your towels, toiletry goods and cleaning supplies. And if we're going crazy with the renovation, I'd move the window in the bedroom to somewhere not fucking retarded.

I could probably do more with it, but this is a good start.

>>21782891
amazing retardation on display here

>>21788801
I agree with this take, only insofar as it really depends on the person.

When I cook, I clean while I'm cooking because cooking involves a lot of down time in the kitchen where you can't leave the area for extended periods, but you have nothing else to do. So to ME a space like that would give me the opportunity to fine tune clean the bathroom AND the kitchen at the same time while I'm cooking. Presumably, there's a bedroom really close by and it's also quite small - so the efficiency of cleaning your room while cooking can also increase.

But you're right, people who typically live in those kinds of places probably don't think like me.

>>21786014
Because no matter how nice or expensive you buy your home niggers will eventually overrun your area and make it worthless. That's why pretty much all suburb homes in America are made of carboard.

>>21787957
Hyperinflation is one thing, but it ultimately comes down to demographics. Demographics = Destiny. Since the 1965 Immigration Act and chain-migration, the US has opened its doors to low IQ Latinos, Asians, Arabs, street shitters, and Africans at the expense of Europeans. They are an overall net drain on society, taking more out than they contribute in taxes, have higher crime rates, and vote overwhelmingly for Democrats.

California used to be a lock for Republicans in the presidential election prior to Reagan signing the amnesty act. Since then, it's flipped to arguably the bluest state in the US with some of the highest taxes and most burdensome regulations. The same shit is occurring in states like Texas, Florida, Arizona, Nevada, Virginia, North Carolina, etc. If those states flip to reliable blue states, there's no hope of a Republican ever getting elected president again. Democrats are going to continue to import the same low IQ people to ensure they keep their base and raise taxes, strip away individual and state rights, and expand the government at the expense of middle-class individuals. All of this will eventually result in a brain drain and businesses relocating to another country. Why do business in the US when you can run your operations in another country with significantly less red tape and pay a fraction of the taxes?

To me, the writing is on the walls and it's not a matter of if, but when it will happen. I've got a certain number where I can cash out and have more than enough money to retire without ever having to worry about money ever again. I love the US, but I'm not going to sit by and have my rights stripped and my money taken from me so Pedro the fence jumper and Deshawnda and her 8 kids from 8 different men can sit on their ass and get a check.

>>21789047
This is so true. As long as the federal government exists we will keep becoming more and more of a slave after each term. The only hope for Americans is to have individual states secede and put a stop to all this insanity within their own borders. Sadly the average american is too much of a bootlicker to ever do this. Freedom is dead in America.

>>21778824
Barcelona is the best place to live for me. Plenty of things to do and places to go at a walking distance.

>>21789047
I see Anon good shit. Same here planning my escape. I don’t see myself getting stuck here the government is going to want to take our tendies in the end.

>>21789230
Agreed! Pat Buchannon was ringing the alarm bells and warning us of this in the 90s, but no one was listening. I hope that we do have states succeed in the future to curtail the reckless spending and legislation the federal government continues to push on us. That's far more of a realistic outcome than us ever building a wall on the southern border. How both democrats, republicans, and voters are all okay giving billions of dollars to Israel each year to build a wall and genocide Palestine but find it morally reprehensible to build a wall and stop illegal immigration is beyond me. Especially considering these "liberal utopias" in Europe and Canada all the shitlibs love to praise have significantly stricter immigration policies than the US.

That's why Uruguay is where I'll most likely relocate. It has a stable government, currency, and economy, over 90% of their population is of European descent, and it's politically irrelevant on the global scale so you don't have to worry about any third world invasion.

size of the house dosn’t matter much so long as its away from liberals and niggers

Where would I even start looking to see prices of land and houses?

>>21777310
Gonna make it

>>21777401
>not having a harem of constantly pregnant wives doing everything for you

Ngmi