/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21776968
youre the retarded one for expecting an 80 year old to suddenly be on board with the oracle problem after a single shitty text with no context that isnt even large enough for her to read

>>21776968
>If you hold more than 10,000 pnk you have the potential to change your life
It seems you are the retarded one here op

>>21776999
this

>hard work

>>21776999
pretty much

anon, they don't understand. you need to understand that they grew up with giant pieces of paper certified by "official sources" and TV programs that are overglorified youtube streams by todays stardards giving them all their info. it's not their fault, it's just the fault of their times and lead paint

>>21777040
This just tell them it’s basically a stock but way riskier but way more rewarding but you gave them awful advice.

change your grans life at 80 XD?

>>21776999
Fucking checked and kekd hard

also shilling PNK to your grandpa wtf is wrong with you, you're going to hell for trying to scam your grandpa OP

>>21776999
Lmao checked. If I shilled crypto to veterans and boomers the response would be something like dude that's just words on a screen lmao!
Imagine your grandmother laughing at you for shilling pajeet shit. Kek

>>21776968
You told your grandma about PNK?????????

>>21776968
>>21776979
actual autism

>>21777043
My grandpa unironically retired with over $5 million in 2005 and he put it all in retarded shit like life insurance and a 3% savings bonds lmao

He’s have like $30 million now If just put in an index fund. He doesn’t believe in investing and is extremely risk averse and unironically bought high and sold low on a million dollar condo in Florida during the housing crash in 2008

>>21776968

>>21776999
This. You should rethink your life. You are probably some cringey 18 year old. Lol at sharing this on biz on a Saturday night no less. Don't take your grandparents for granted.

>>21777162
why are you trying to gamble away your inheritance?

>>21777162
>some faggot who's probably a NEET or sub 100k net worth renting an apartment in some shitty major city
>telling someone whos lived 4x as long as you what to do with their wealth they spent their entire life earning
cringe and gay. hope all your coins go to 0

Stop asking your grandparents for investment money and get a job

even if you quit after a couple months you'll have more to work with than you do know

T. That's what I did and I'm still floating things to crypto in precious metals

>>21777162
He could blow it on hookers and Coke if he wanted that's his prerogative

>>21777222
No he literally is a retarded cuck who thinks money only counts if you work for it. He says I just need to do physical labor for my entire life to earn an “honest living” lmao

He told me he already has enough money and even if he could make millions on BTC he doesn’t want to because then its gambling and wouldnt count

>>21776968
You sound retarded to me trying to get grandparents on board

You definitely are a retard

>>some faggot who's probably a NEET or sub 100k net worth renting an apartment in some shitty major city
>>telling someone whos lived 4x as long as you what to do with their wealth they spent their entire life earning
>cringe and gay. hope all your coins go to 0

3

>>21777162
How much does he fucking need he can buy a palace in Florida

>>21777162
your grandpa probably grew up during/after the great depression when there was massive general distrust for "banks" and "investments".

Try not being retarded and actually look at things from their perspective

>>21776968
>>21776979
She'd probably understand better if you show her this meme

>"Alright let me finally check out this here "chained link" my grandboy keeps ranting and raving about. Hopefully it gets me a lambo like he's been saying har har"

>"hold on...what's this? four chan biz? must be his little chat room where his friends talk about business"

>.....

>"Is that a man?"

>>21777284
You’re the retarded cuck for putting your financial well being in the hands of a fat Russian. Being capable of making your own money, even if you don’t have to, is what a free man does.

>>21777162
You fell for fucking PNK and legitimately believe it’s the “next LINK”. As retarded as your boomer grandpa is, he is a thousand fold smarter than you.

>>21777304
He should know after the bailouts in 2009 that the Fed will never let the stock market crash

Hyperinflation will happen long before another Great Depression

>"It says here that chainlink is 1000 end of year"
>"How could that be Eustace?"
>"They reckon that these repeating numbers on the post with that cute little frog guy means it's happening"
>"What's happening Eustace? What does this mean?"
>"Eustace is that a man?"
>"I don't even know Gloria, I don't even know. What in the hells wrong with that boy?"

>>21777312
Kek

>>21777372

>>21777312
kek winrar

>>21776999
kekked and checkked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxhPI-ACYSk
im a retard

>>21777214
This. Go back to r*ddit OP

>>21777284
why would you try to convince him to invest then

>>21777295

>>21777214
>>21777416
I shilled LINK to my grandfather at $0.50 and they bought it at age 71.
You just come from a weak genetic line of low T, post patchy beards.

>>21776968
Holy fuck are you black or just stupid OP. I’ve been explaining this shit to my dad for a year and he still doesn’t get it and won’t buy and he’s in investment banking. And you expect your fucking white haired grandma to have any fucking clue what you are talking about here in this text?

>hey grandma 20$ EOY just uniswap and buy

>>21777495
Cope

>>21777495
You probably don't have autism or asburgers then, and were able to explain it better then just sending them a text of a meme from 4chan like OP did

>>21776968
your Grandma had 3 years faggot

>>21776979
I told my dads based friend about chain link at $1 he bought 50k worth & now comes to me every over day for the next “Link” better than having a retarded grandma I guess

Tell Gma if she isn’t getting her suicide stack then she isn’t going to make it. Also send her this pic

>>21776968

>>21777626
holy shit that's a decent stack

>>21776968
dont EVER involve your family with your financial choices, you fucking greedy disgusting vile ass brainlet cunt

>>21776999
checked and this

>>21777737
I think he thinks he's trying to help them, but you're right. Unless they ask, don't give unsolicited advice to family over finances.

>>21777162
>grandpa spent his whole life working to make a nest egg to retire on and leaves lives off the interest
>snotty little autist of a trans grandson tries to get him to take more risks and potentially ruin grandfather's retirement
I seriously don't wish you well.

>>21777737
>dont EVER involve your family with your financial choices,
>posts an image of a Jew that got rich
What did he mean by this?

Is this a fucking joke? I don't even consider it feasible to sell my parents on the idea of crypto and you're trying to sell it to your grandma? Fuck she's probably like 80 years old! I'm surprised she even knows how to send a text.

>>21777791

>>21777444
Uber checked and based I've been looking for this gif for weeks now I meant to save it last time I saw it

>>21776999
lmao anon is right, op you’re a retard

>>21777793
Shes 93

>>21777793
>"The 4th Industrial-what?"
>"Bobby, what in the hell am I looking at?"

>>21776999
Checked and agreed.
>>21777051
Also, this.

Anon, be nice to your grandparents and have some empathy. If they're in their 80s, they're not even Boomers either. They don't even probably understand the basics of technology.

Also, you do sound autistic trying to shill crypto to your grandma over text. She is trying to listen to you and cares about you and you're just then being nasty behind her back. Show some respect.

>>21776968
>>21776979
>grandparents texting
now that is some fucking weird shit
t. boomer

>>21777843
Nepotism is the only way you make real money.

>>21777885
Holy shit Anon you're autistic. Trying to shill crypto to your 93-year-old grandma who grew up during the Depression and WWII. Her using a smart phone is impressive.

Also, again, not a Boomer. Her kids are probably Boomers.

Quit being retarded.

>>21776979
based granny not falling for pajeet scams

>>21777908
yeah wtf is wrong with OP, who calls their own grandma retarded on the internet?

I taught my father about blockchain, layer 1 and 2 protocols, smart contracts, oracles, importance of secure external real world data, the need for decentralization, liquidity pools recently as well. He wanted to give me a couple grand(he is 70 and my parents were poor their whole lives so its a lot of money to them). I told him not too because in reality if I make it they will make it. Dude is my best friend. Once he understood what Chainlink was he was like "why do people even buy BTC or ETH, they kind of don't do much?" . I know Dad, those are what we call shitcoins. Lmao Well BTC might not be entirely.

The dude is high IQ as fuck though so that probably helped for him to understand, just had problems with vices a little. I can't believe I'm like a 10x from make it money for me and my family unreal.

>>21777976
a sperge

>>21777626
Drop another $50k for 2M RSR

>>21776968
smarter than your dumb ass it seems

>>21776999
checked

>>21776968
she's right

this is all a P&D scam hidden behind technobabble

>>21777885
>>21777886
>>21777950
this is the funniest fucking thread I've been in in ages

>>21777162
and now he’s gonna suddenly change his mind at 80?

>>21776968
>Getting your boomer grandparents to put their hard earned money into silly internet money
OP you are fucking retarded

>>21777162
>Grandparent works his whole life and has 5 million to rest easy with for maybe 5-10 years longer.
>Shitstain grandchild calls him an idiot for not making tons of money he won't even live long enough to spend.

Millennials are really the worst generation.

>trying to scam your 93 yo grandma
This is a new low even for /biz/

>>21777495
Cringe

>>21776968
this might be the dumbest shit i have ever read on biz. congrats for being possibly the biggest autist ive ever seen in crypto. you are worse than the kid screaming buy chainlink on youtube. i cannot fathom the complete and total lack of awareness someone would have to have to text their fucking grandma this shit you absolute subhuman moron. wow im actually amazed.

and i bought 150k pnk in the token sale.

>>21776999
fpbp not account for faggot retard OP

>>21777162
Sold all my PNK, thanks zoomerfag

>>21778715
On the low chance that the grandma bought though they will croak in like 5 years and OP and his parents will get all the gains as inheritance.

>>21777312
>>21777372
>>21777886
Lmfao. Pls moar

>>21779226
>"Adrianna! You've got to see this!"
>"Wot Christafah, wot i'm trying to do my hair"
>"Says here I'm being looked into by the court of Kleros, says here i've been indicted for not having a 'Suicide stack' "
>"Christafah, what does that even mean?"
>"I don't know Ade this is some heavy shit, Indians got this market cornered"
>.....
>"Christafah?"
>"Christifah are you okay?"
>......
>"Is that a man?"

>>21779337
fucking kek

>>21776968
You are retarded op. Buy a ton of link then kys so there's coins that never get claimed

>>21776968
>im just pajeeting grandma to buy my bags

holy fuck OP you are disgusting
the worst thing is that you are shilling Kleros, a project basically guaranteed to fail, to an old man who worked hard for this money. You think you're smart but your grandpa is unironically better with this money than you. Earn your own cash to gamble away maybe you will learn some actual responsibility.

>>21776968
10k PNK will change nobodys life, retard

>>21776979
Your grandma is correct, you are a retard

>>21776999
Checked

>told my mom about chainlink
>she puts in a couple hundred dollars
>check the price this week
>it's worth $17,000
Unironically going to shill her PNK this weekend. But I would never shill to my grandparents. I would only shill to someone who a) can actually understand the technology on some level b) would never hold it against me if they lost everything and c) will just forget about it for a few years instead of selling after a 10% drop. People who are older than about 65 are too risk-adverse to make money in crypto. They've lived through too much deprivation and developed too much distrust of technology they don't understand.
If you want to do something nice for them, put $100 in in their name and don't tell them until it's worth a lot more.

I got a bunch of money from my old father and invested it in a literal scamcoin. Thank God he is now dead because I can't handle the embarrassment.

Imagine pitching any kind of investment to your family. Lmao retard, who do you think they will blame if it doesn't work out?

Fucking inbred mongrels. BUY TNB TIME NEW BANK you stupid retarded pieces of rat shit

>>21777040
this

Where are you kids even getting this Pajeet Nigger Koin?

>>21777284
He sounds like an honest, great man. A literal hero theres so few of especially with these pussy generations running amok which you are a part of OP.

>>21776968
why are you so retarded. you never shill buying ANYTHING to any of your friends or family that you care about. if they get justed, which will happen almost all the time, youre on their blacklist forever

>>21777040
this thread is just a thinly veiled attempt to shill their pajeet scam

>>21777372
I like the name Eustace.

>>21776968
>>21776979
Your grandma's a smart lady, zoomzoom.

Comedy gold post op.

What were you thinking

when zoom met boom

>>21779967
Being right is worse. All of my family I shilled bought and are richer than ever and they're ungrateful and think I made a 100x prediction as a fluke.

>>21776979
Unironically luring your senile grandma in your dogshit pump and dump scheme ULTRABASED AND FERENGIPILLED.

>>21777885
Just con her into giving you power of attorney desu

>>21777990
>calling eth a shitcoin while shilling link
Gr8 b8 m8

>>21776999
CHECKED AND KEKKED

Imagine shilling some shitcoin to your own grandparents. Imagine stooping to such base levels of insidious kikery. Morally and spiritually bankrupt.

>>21779691
Poor girl fell on her knee and his sad now.

>>21776999
/thread

>>21777162
Why risk if you are 80 with 5 milion, you are loaded for life at this point.

>>21777777

>>21781294

Exactly. Win once in life and then de-risk your financial independence stack.

Sounds like that is what they did.

Are you shilling PNK to your family? What an absolute retard

>>21776999
>Invent time machine
>Meet Alexander the Great
>He doesn't even understand singularity
Why are the Greats so retarded

>>21776968
>>21776979
>No, grandpa. All you have to do is buy low and sell high. LISTEN TO ME, YOU OLD FUCK. WE COULD BE RICH. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21776999
OP came here thinking we would dab on his boomer parents without realising the only asshole here is him. Imagine being retired after spending your whole life working hard and trying to enjoy the sunset of your life only to have a spergy grandkid calling you retarded for not immediately grasping a niche topic after hearing about it once in an infographic lmao

>>21776968
>>21776979
That explain the fudders here, fucking boomers

>>21776968
Unironically kill yourself, trying to get your old folks into a game they wouldn't understand. Take out a loan and put your own skin on the line you're so certain of the gains.