/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21766671
This is absolutely disgusting. Also quite insensitive. I am new here and I don't know what this has to do with business and finance. You have problems bro.

>>21766737
kek

>>21766671
You’re scaring the newfags OP

>>21766737
I’m posting anonymously on an anonymous message board with no names revealed, how is this insensitive? I genuinely don’t know what to do or if I should tell her and I’m sure as hell not about to tell/ask anyone I know in real life

>>21766737
lel

Imagine the smell

You should have told hey flat out that her ass was full of shit. Women don't tolerate this from men and you better hold yourself to a higher standard

>>21766671
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21766671

should have licked it clean u fucking idiot

I fell for the BRAP memes and sniffed a girl's butthole about a month ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay.
Help.
I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul-crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other woman since it happened.
I feel like a meme killed my sex drive and I don't know what to do.

>>21766671
yeah this happened except I transitioned to oral instead of sex rip

I broke up with my ex-gf after going in the bathroom after her and smelling the nastiest, foulest, most rancid shit stink I've ever smelled in my life. It literally smelled like a dead necrosis skunk rolled over in dog shit that had been sitting in the sun for 4 hours. To this day I've never smelled anything so rank in my entire life, just imagining it is giving me PTSD and making me want to vomit.

>>21766846
How do I short OP’s relationship?

>>21766737
fpbp

>>21766906
this is now a /biz/ thread

>>21766671
Sometimes they peepee, but this time they poopoo

Where do I buy this?

>>21766794
>how is this insensitive
Because you didnt fucking clean her up, you insensitive shitlord

This is why I married an Asian woman

>>21766671
>do i let her know what really happened
yes
you just gotta be upfront, dont let her think you have ED just be forward tell her she was covered in faeces and the sight and smell of her repulsed you so much you couldnt bring yourself to breed with her

she will likely feel a bit embarrassed but you just explain its natural and then fuck her when shes NOT just taken a massive shit and things will be back to normal
>>21766737
this is 4chan my friend we are like a family, enjoy the anonymity and express yuorself

start leaving packages of baby wipes out in the bathroom and she'll get the hint.

>>21766794
tell her, but nicely. she'll be embarrassed at first but it will both bring you closer & ensure she is 100% clean from now on. now if it happens a second time after that, then you've got problems

>>21766671
>we start hooking up
I fucking hate this retarded expression. Maybe I'm wrong, but didn't it originate in the last couple of decades? I don't recall it being used in the nineties.

>>21766671
Fucking kek. U stupid asshole, if she's ur gf, you tell her str8 up. What, you think this shit never happens when you're married? >>21766891
Top tier retardation. Why in the ever loving fuck would you stick your nose, into the place shit comes from? What did you think you would smell? Enjoy sucking cocks the rest of your life

>>21766970
Asian women take shits too faggot, my ex-gf was an Asian and to this day I've never smelled a nastier shit than the one she took. I swear she was lowkey eating wild birds, skunks and rats or something behind my back because a normal diet shouldn't produce a turd that smells that fucking bad.

>>21766891
it’s probably less the bad smell and more the huge letdown when you discover that the female anus doesn’t possess a transcendently erotic fragrance that upon sniffing dispels all pain and doubt from one’s mind

you will recover fren

>>21766671
i broke up with one of my girlfriends ass smelled like poop when doggied. it completely ruins EVERYTHING. nothing is the same since.

>>21766671
redpill your gf about babywipes

>>21766976
>>21766983
This is the advice I was looking for. Thanks frens

>>21766671
i believe you, fuck man I was doing my gf from behind and just as I pulled out and went to suck her ass cheek she fucking farted - not a quiff - a fucking rancid fart, i could literally taste it. sometimes memes are real, sometimes they are fake, in this case they are definately fake, i would not wish that experience on anyone. I nearly puked.

This is what you stupid Americans get for not using bidets.

>>21766789
not even a sharpie pic, these newfags have weak stomachs

>>21766737
The nigger poo fucker

>>21766671
Just lick her ass and clean her you douchebag, then continue fucking her really hard, that's what a really man would do, you are an absolute disgrace

>>21766671
>he doesn't finger his gfs ass and make her lick it after

>>21767155
good luck fren

>>21766671
Sometimes I'm glad to be a virgin

>>21766671
>Wtf do I do bros?
you shoulda fucked the rest out

>>21766671

dumbass, she was saving that shit for you.

>>21766831
fucking sad it took that long for this comment to appear. I miss the old biz

>>21766671
>Wtf do I do bros?
stop taking estrogen shots you fucking homo. should have told her that she had shitstains in her ass and tell her to go clean herself. the absolute state of this zoomers youre a fucking estrogen queen loser

>>21766671
idc i always say shit like this, it makes everything uncomfortable at first but then you can joke about it and person now will always double check

>>21767072

>>21766671
Ur probably a faggot
High test males eat the poop right out if the brapper

>>21766671
imagine not dry fucking her shitstained asshole to discipline that dumb slut

I thought everyone here was into butt stuff
Good thing it's all a larp kek

>>21766671
>Do I let her know what really happened?
Yes
> I don’t wanna embarrass her,
Why not? She should be embarassed. You want it to happen again?

>>21766737
>I don't know what this has to do with business and finance
you already said you're new

>>21767614
>eat the poop
No

>>21766894
Damn
maybe she was on her period

>>21766671
>this is a finance board, newfag. complain about your poobum slampig on reddit

>>21766894
lmao jesuit crust. this fucking thread

>>21766671
>>21767094

>he doesn't keep tactical wetwipes next to his bed for situations like this

ngmi

same thing happened to my friend with a girl he was hooking up with
he could never fuck her again after that
I think he just ghosted her

Why didn’t you eat her poo? Are you gay?

>>21766671
Imagine not being based enough to be into scat, next time ask her to shit on the bed

Ex was very open to pleasing me, she douched her asshole before anal. The pressure from penetration caused a streaking line of shit water to explode out her ass and onto my white sheets, reminded r of a rail gun, perfect symmetry. Never did anal again.

>>21766836
Kek

I literally begged for my gf to shit on my chest. You only are disgusted because you have low T and your girlfriend is unattractive or average. Although, you want her to be able to control it. If she intends to wipe her ass and it still smells like shit, that's disgusting.

>>21766671
You're a faggot for not being turned on by her sweet speks of dook. Should've licked them off then rammed her like she deserves.

So this is what you do OP. Tell her how you realized how retarded it is to wipe your ass. Instead you step in the shower, squat and spray your anus with water. I've been doing this for years. Once you try it you don't go back. I could literally finger myself right now and my finger wouldn't smell like anything at all.

>>21766671
dumbass

the proper thing to do was to smack her ass and say "go clean your ass up bitch" and then fuck her after she cleans

>>21766831
it must have been beyond pungent

My woman isn’t allowed to fart in front of me. It’s disgusting and vulgar. I reciprocate and don’t do it in front of her either out of respect. She is trained fucking well.

>>21766891
ultimate kek. what kind of nasty bitches are you hooking up with anon? I eat my gf ass all the time and it taste/smell like nothing

>>21766671
When I can smell some shit it actually turns me on

>>21767079
>>21766891
>>21768540
I've only done this after the girl is freshly showered and there is no smell,

it is a sweat smell that the brap memes are truly seeking?
anyone have experience?

>>21766671
>not using wet wipes
ngmi

>>21766671
Shouldve licked the shit off her asshole faggot. Next time you get soft just think of your sweet gains

>>21766976
Good thinking garugamesh!