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Elon Musk is going to speaking at SmartCon about one of his projects utilizing Chainlinks technology. You didn't hear this from me.

>> No.21758404

stfu fernando

>> No.21758411

>>21758392
Big if true

>> No.21758415

>>21758392
narrator: he wasn't

>> No.21758486
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>>21758392
>smart-contract controlled flamethrowers that incinerate a jew everytime LINK pumps a dollar

FINALLY

>> No.21758522

>>21758392
When it's gonna be announced sir

>> No.21758536

>>21758392
No. Fuck Elon Musk. He can't use my linkies.

>> No.21758561

>>21758536
He already owns more LINK than you could ever dream of owning.

>> No.21758566

I feel 90% sure I need to press X on this.

But big if true.

>> No.21758573

>>21758392
It's not Elon Musk it's Alex Jones

>> No.21758632

>>21758392
how does 10 000 EoS (End of SmartCon) sound to you dear gentlesirs?

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It can’t be true because nothing that great ever happens to us.

>> No.21758657

delete this

>> No.21758682

>>21758486
Based German engineering.

>> No.21758733

>>21758392
I'm still accumulating. Up to 302 as of 11:34AM CST

>> No.21758739

>>21758415
hehe

>> No.21758771

>>21758392
Oracles would be good for self driving technology.
Using satellite internet (starlink) to deliver the data to the vehicles.

>> No.21759036

KKMP

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>>21758392
[zalgo] god i'm so excited for you guys [/zalgo]

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STA fud campaign confirmed. Literally confirming STA is the next LINK. IDGAF if I am shilling. I bought link at 20 cents in 2018 and I get to call being an oldfag holding 75k of link. Now go buy STA to hedge the dumps. I spoonfeed you idiots enough, go do what you are fucking told...giant breadcrumb spoonfed idiot babies

>> No.21759359

>>21758392
>Smart con
KEK

>> No.21759546

>>21758392
FUD

>> No.21759762
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>Sergey finishes presenting the same slides again
>lights dim
>the muskrat emerges from a hatch in the floor
>smoke pours over the edge of the podium
>”as part of our partnership, every Tesla will come with one free Big Mac”
>Sergey’s massive gut explodes, killing everyone in the room and cutting off the livestream

>> No.21760134

>>21758392
Papa Elon will attach link to Tesla and literally take me to mars while padding my pockets with gold, what a hero
>Christ is king

>> No.21760509

>>21758392
> is going to speaking
Gtfo and take shit in the street Sandeep

>> No.21760546

I just bought back in, so you guys should sell right about now.

>> No.21760565

Gee wilickers, I'm just so excited for all you kiddos.

>> No.21760641

>>21760546
Thanks for the heads up

>> No.21760663

>>21758411 Chekku
True if big.

>> No.21760709

>>21758655
Based and realistically negative expectation pilled

>> No.21760792

>>21758392
i wonder if it's involving agi and deep learning

>> No.21760994

>>21758392
damn imagine? Man that'd be crazy haha. Link would pump straight to $1000 forsure within a week haha man that'd be crazy

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>>21760994

>> No.21761384

Elon Musk will promote waifu coin and I will make millions

>> No.21761741

>>21758771
im replacing my internet connection with just a chainlink. would rather pay 10 nodes 1 buck each per packet and waiting 2 minutes for said packet. why drive a car when u get get a horsecart pulled by russian jews

>> No.21761783

>>21758392
This is why Tesla is pumping. Iykyk

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>>21758392
what a desperate attempt at making it stop crashing

>> No.21761804

>>21758561
bull shit.

>> No.21761807

Yeah, me too.

>> No.21761823

>>21761786
it already stopped crashing fuckhead

>> No.21761855

>>21761804
>he doesn't know
go back newfag

>> No.21761860

>>21761741
You don't understand what I'm saying.
Self driving technology requires the most accurate and secure (immutable) data possible.

>> No.21762064

>>21761860
https/tls
heard of it?

>> No.21762405

>>21758392
>Elon Musk is going to speaking at SmartCon
what you meant to say is: elon bends the knee to boss man sergey

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>>21758392

>> No.21762472

>>21758392
thanks elon