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COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy:
>https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

>> No.21743483

>>21743439
Haha this coin is funny cause its like when dudes cum

>> No.21743558

COINGECKO WHEN

>> No.21743691

I have over 10M COOM. Don't know if I'm retarded or a genius. Time will tell. Remember you don't outsmart clownworld, you outdumb it.

>> No.21744031

>>21743439
damn 50 percent down from all time. keeping coping bagholders. Hold my sac full of cum fags

>> No.21744066

>>21743691
we either make it or die
no inbetween

>> No.21744110

This has resurrected. Not even coingecko yet. Just imagine what this will be in one or two months...

>> No.21744170

>>21744110
We are talking about sponsoring ethots now. This is only the start.

>> No.21744552

I can’t believe I have 130k of this fucking meme coin

>> No.21744674

>>21744552
congrats sir, you have did the needful

>> No.21745194
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21745194

>>21744066
CHECKED

>> No.21745278

>>21743439
FUCKING (and cooming)THIS!!!

>> No.21745339

WHAT THE FUCK DID JUST HAPPEN? New ATHs as wee speak and volumes skyrocketing

>> No.21745353
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21745353

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE PUMPING

>> No.21745375

>>21745353
>>21745339
WE JUST HIT COINGECKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21745418
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21745418

SOON IS NOW
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coomcoin

>> No.21745438

holder #9 reporting in
strapped in and ready to fucking make it

>> No.21745476

NEW ATH take some profits if you need it and get ready for more

>> No.21745517

>>21744110
CURSED COMMENT

WE JUST FUCKIN...

>> No.21745585

>>21743439
Wow you are right. I will BET a stack, COOM $2 eoy

>> No.21745606

>>21745585
you'll be rich by november anon

>> No.21745648
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21745648

>prostate milking
>Spread your seed.
>Stake your semen.
>Condom-wrapped COOM
$MILKIES INTEGRATION CONFIRMED. $DONUTS AND $WAIFU SOON

>> No.21745862

Don't buy at ATH, COOM NOW, take profits, reacoomulate at dips or ATL, reload and COOM again

>> No.21745873

>>21745648
Wait, where was this announced? That's fucking based

>> No.21745931
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21745931

>>21745873
read the image and you'll just know it's inevitable

>> No.21746030

>>21745931
based

>> No.21746164
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21746164

>>21744066
based

>> No.21746198

>>21743439
Colleague, this better won't be a scam. I'm actually digging into the coin you created with my law firm and eventually you'll receive a nice audit in the next weeks. Better have your numbers prepared or i'll sue your ass into prison.

>> No.21746228

>>21746198
take your meds squizo

>> No.21746394

>>21746198
be honest! you get out and now are crying... but it's not late, join with us and $COOM

>> No.21746470

>>21746394
Don't bother shilling to him. He's schizo

>> No.21746500
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21746500

If you don't hold COOM you ain't gonna make it.

>> No.21746699

Told you to sell at ATH, it's already dipping

>> No.21746736
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21746736

Check out VortEx dudes. An alternative for Uniswap. And also has an asset management platform.
www.vortexchange.org/

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21746748

>>21746500
CHECKED

>> No.21747206

>>21746699
you don't deserve those doubledubs you filthy swing trader

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21747747

>>21747206
>buy low, sell at ATH and increase sperm count is filthy
>literally filthy rich thread
NGMI

>> No.21747841

>>21747206
community is strong here! they sold we bought more we achieve new ATH, easy!

>> No.21747926

Best coommunity I have ever been a part of. We are all gonna make it bros.

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21747959

I can't believe I'm finally gonna make it AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH