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>you get ushered to your seat at smartcon
>excited to hear news from sergey as you own 12,345 LINK

>next to you are these guys

>ones munching on matzo bread, getting crumbs everywhere
>as he eats he simultaneously breathes from his mouth
>you think its weird but then look to the left

>you see theres smug looking twins
>they keep telling you that theyre from harvard and they did crew
>asking if you have any cool website ideas and if they can give you 3 BTC for 99% while you run it for 1%
>you dont want to tell them about your hentai token blockchain network

>you get uncomfortable and get up
>you try finding a better seat
>sergey see you from the corner of his eye, the large mcdonalds coke in your hand obviously caught his attention
>says he can't focus because you're shuffling around
>"yeah erm we're solving the Ouracle problem - uhmm let me tell you why its important" - he barely manages to mutter still visibly distracted
>slides which are clearly from 2018 are shown on the projector screen
>he drops his mic, trys picking it up and trips on his shoe laces - stubbing his toe in the process and visibly rolling his ankle

>the price of link instantly goes down 90% from $10 to $1
>its bad
>the buzz from blockfolio price indicators fill the room
>all the autists make gasping sounds like wild orangatans in sumatra
>the power goes out
>pajeets storm the auditorium and arrest everyone
>"YOU DIDNT DO THE NEEDFUL SIR" Vikram shouts at you and he zipties you hands
>you are put on trial at Kleros highcourt
>your charges read - "SOCIAL INEQUALITY"
>you can't make your 7,500 PNK bail which means you need to spend 750 days in jail
you shouldve bought PNK, this is now a PNK thread

>> No.21744140

>>21744098
Doesn't matter when Nectar is about to 50x.

>> No.21744342
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>>21744098
you mean 75 PNK bail sir?

>> No.21744384

>>21744098
this fag selling made me so happy. we can go back up now frens.

>> No.21744419

>>21744098
isn't it happening via zoom this year? it's literally going to be like one of those /biz/ threads where everyone - oh excuse me for a second - it appears I have to put you on hold....
Hello? Richard? Dave? Is that you? I can't hear you very well? Hello? Is this thing on on on on? Oh! On on on! Looks like there is some echo! Looks like there! Looks like there!

>> No.21744455

>>21744419
It'll be like
> Conferencecall.biz
Kek

>> No.21744466

>>21744384

you're stupid if you dont think he bought in sub 10, pumped and dumped this shit

the only reason he's acting like he took a loss so he doesnt lose the barstool sheep herd he unloaded too

jews dont lose

>> No.21744491

>>21744466
Had the same thought, he's still a fag and i dont care.

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>>21744455

>> No.21744519

>>21744491

biggest faggot in the world - i cant believe I went to the same college as him

to be honest I actually can believe it, 25% of my school was jewish right off the bat. Literally, no exaggeration, 1 in every 4 kids were jewish and they all act exactly like him and sound like him

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>>21744098
>"yeah erm we're solving the Ouracle problem - uhmm let me tell you why its important" - he barely manages to mutter still visibly distracted
God damn that struck me funny, amazing post, fucking love /biz/

>> No.21744562

>>21744519
maybe it's for the best that the people who follow him got fucked.

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>>21744098
>>21744562


>you get released
> after over 2 years its a different world..


>queen Kamala harris has designated PNK as the token of the United States Empire
>the U.S.E has now implemented a caste system based on the amount of PNK you own
>pajeets are the new jews
>Kamala had this planned all along, herself being half pajeet her mother has finally able to see the seed she planted come to fruition

>you see wanted posters for sergey everywhere
>turns out he has a massive PNK stash hidden on a drive somewhere with 1,000,000 PNK literally worth billions now

>homeless, you ask this man for some PNK
>he ignores you and tell you "bloody fuck bastard"

>> No.21744746

>>21744654

new caste system

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>>21744746

blub blub

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>>21744879

frenz

>> No.21745857

>>21744098

save me