/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for purchasing a wendys daves triple burger with a large fry after work

second for funny line go down

HOLD YOU FAGGOTS, I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY PAPER HANDS SELLING IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES

>>21725824
HOLD THE LINE

DO NOT SELL

SAVE FOR NEXT WEEK

me shorting SO HARD over weeking

PUMP IT

xth for stocks only go up

Digits and we crash Monday

>>21725354

>I don't know how people have less than 6 figures before 30
Mostly having kids and a mortgage for a house they could just afford with their salaries.
Most people don't even save 10% of their net income it's actually terrible.
I'll start my job on the 1 of September and after fixed expenses on rent, food, insurance, student debt etc I will be able to put away at least 900 dollars in total each month in savings and investments at the age of 23 just out of uni with a master's degree.

IM DOWN £3
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TSLA AND AAPL TO THE MOON

i'm unironically fucking ride or die now with apple. either this goes tits up and I lose 2k on calls some time next week or I'm fucking rich

you guys memed me

opened robinhood account today for options trading. Been using tdamertitrade for nonoptions trading.

It's FOMO time for AAPL and TSLA.

FUCK JEWS

>>21725882
??

THE FINAL 5 MINUTES
$1.50 TO GO
PAMP IT

IT'S GOING TO TRY AGAIN, WILL IT GET REJECTED?

>>21725870
>implying it won't go to 2100 monday

PUMP HARDER DOGGO

im doing this supid fuckikng dance right now watching apple going up and listening to trap music

>>21725490
Not much longer. Monday or Tuesday.

75 CENTS TO GO

>>21725824
>Cramoor, tell zem not too pooll zer moonee oot uv Tech
>Moonday, we dawmp.

anyone who actually bought, not to cover, TSLA above 2050 is just as retarded as the shorts

>>21725875
car notes

END ABOVE 5 AND LET ME CREAMPIE THIS BITCH AHHHHHHH

Ladies and gentlemen, we are at all time highs.

500 LETS GOOOOOOOOO

One...last...pump...

I bought a put debit spread on TSLA and made a couple hundred/

why is NET constantly dumping AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
At least FSLY flew over my house today.

what platform is the easiest to get approved for options?

>>21726009
:)

Looks like it doesn't have the strenght. 500 not today.

>>21726009
David! What are you doing with my pension?!

why is TSLA not shooting back up?

>>21725984
if you honestly don't think it's going to continue making new ATH's after it splits you're a dumbass.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

its friday, thats Macaroni Grill day baby

IM POOOOOOOOMPING

ITS TANKING AFTER HOURS IM FUCKING RUINED AHHHHHHHH

>>21726009
Fuck off David.

500 REJECTED
https://youtu.be/U1rdAiKUJ6k

CLOSED! HOLY FUCK WHAT A DAY!

>>21726009
>BEING THIS RETARDED
HOLY SHIT DAVID HAHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!??!!?

>>21725972
This is a triangle inside another triangle on the daily chart so it actually might just dump instead but that's no trouble for me. If dump, hold until October. Breakout or collapse will probably be caused by a news update.

Also GET FUCKED TESLA FOMOS, I TOLD YOU THE END WAS NIGH.

Alright we're in the clear now boys. next week we're going to be sitting pretty with these apple calls

how you guys doing?

>>21726009

>>21726009
This you?

bobos jews and profit takers threw everything at TSLA and AAPL today and they still held strong, bullish as FUCK

>RKT ends another day in green 6-8%+

Comfy as fuck. i'm loving this stock

>>21725921
Suck my circumcised dick desu

LEAVE DAVID ALONE

>>21726009
>doxxing yourself

Well played

>>21726105
That last TSLA dip almost got me nervous.
Other than that, great, making money, deep in the green.

>>21726009
KILL YOURSELF DAVID

>>21726062
What are you holding for dividends?

what a day.

David dindu nuffin'. He a gud boi.

>>21726134
damn this kid is spanking right now I bet lmao. Couldn't delete it quite quickly enough eh Davey boy

>CLSK closed green for the day
I'm allowed to cum today

HORSIES HOW LIKELY WILL WE GET THE CONTRACT.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .07% today, kinda bad performances. Strange index price action again, dow up bigly while IWM down, market profile on this makes v little sense. Oil and gold down while natty is up, I'm really not sure what's going on. Let's uhh, see if I can get a GLD order to fill after hours.
This week we're going to the Romano's in Milpitas, California!

>>21726093
What a month, I'm up over $5300!

WILL BUBBLE POP MONDAY???????????????????????

Digits and the market ends next week

>>21726150
The goal was clearly to close below $2000 to have a bearish next week. Guess it didn't work, on Monday they'll have to buy back at a loss.

praying for apple split to get me out of the red!!

>>21726009
RIP your account David. It belongs to the internet now. Fucking idiot.

>>21724706
>is options trading the best way to get rich? does day trading rule apply to options?

Anon, if you're asking if its the easiest and fastest, the answer is yes. But at the same time, it's also the easiest way to lose all your money. You're more likely to lose it all than to profit. Be very weary on options. I'd say never invest 10%-20% of your portfolio into options at any given time.

>>21726265
up 3.63% today
6.67% for the week

>>21726265
Up 1.4% today, and over $5300 for the month overall. Wew

I'm down almost $3k on some retarded bags. Should I liquidate all of them at a loss and go 90/10 AAPL/TSLA?

>>21726265
been there a few times, milpitas is a nice cozy place all around

>all my put spreads expired worthless
>my apple calls are doing great
what a day. +14.5%

>>21726268
I'm sure that we'll get the ominous bobo posting just like every other weekend since April.
We never get any short positions posted though.

>>21726009
>White House Communications Agency
>Personally selected by President Bush
GLOW HARDER DAVID

>>21726265
Apple kept me afloat-ish for the most part, horsie and DPHC dragged me down a bit and I bought some CLSK cheapies

Up almost 11k this week.

>>21726296
What did he post?

I just started trading and boy I never figured 4chan would give me good stock advice out of all places

I sold an apple call this morning and made 300 bucks and bought 2 more at 500 for the 28th. looks like I'm set to potentially make a lot of money. just wanted to say thank you guys I guess if this goes well

>>21726314
You should've done that on Monday Anon...

>>21726265
I am cooming.

>>21726265
>2 promising penny stocks
>WKHS
All down.

>>21726353
Check the archive nigger

>>21726339
An actual proof of a Glownigger lurking here, amazing.

>>21726009
I went to go look at their linked in and I realized they probably saw me as well

oh well.

>>21726353
Doxed himself. Name, broker, account number. Another Anon found employer and city/state. May or may not be handling $50M+. I doubt it though, probably just auto calculation of the cost.

WTF is GME doing?

>>21726401
>2 promising penny stocks
Which?

Ok anons, that ends another week of fun and interesting IPO's, our top IPO of the week (and probably month) was CVAC who went from a low of 36.15 all the way up to a high of 95.5!! congrats to any anon who got in on that one. see you next week anons!

>>21726265
Not holding tsla or appl so I'm down for the week. Feeling good about my NIO calls over the next few weeks though

>>21726265
Up a fresh 2.1% today. It's expiration Friday so I closed a few SOXL calls and opened some fresh ones for September. Only a few extra thousand a month but, hey, free money. Open up some bull call spreads on LABU today too. That one's about to explode. Closed my TLT calls. Feeling less bullish now but they were in profit so good riddance

tomorrow is the week i make my money back

>>21726265

Up around $7k for the week, mostly because of AAPL.

>>21726353
anon posted a trade ticket of a $40M apple buy with his name and account number.

>>21726265
I'm 22% up

I went all in Apple calls at 467.

Is David the new marcus?

>>21726265
+0.12%. Based CLSK saving my portfolio again. Grabbing more dips next week to total 2k shares.

>>21726425
short squeeze and i sold my $5 LEAPS on it yesterday

>>21726265
Smol green. Pared down Ballard Power position size after yesterday's roller coaster cost average in to today's inverse bart straight back up. Defense smol green. Cola drinks and norwegian cruise nominal red. Nirwegian is really coiling up tight for for some kind of move. It's very nervous feel seeing a stock capable of double digit moves for days in a row squeeze down to range of less than 2%.

>>21726265
This was my first week of trading. How did I do?

Never thought I'd get good advice here of all places but I did apherently

>>21726418
Yeah you should disable that on linkedin.

>>21726395
very nice brother!!!

moment of silence for our 8/21/2020 500 AAPL Call bros

>>21725859
You see this is one of the worst breadth on nasdaq green day in... ever o_o

>>21726425
giving some of us bagholders hope. Will be squandered though.

Any chances of EWLL popping to $.01?

moment of silence for our 1/15/21 500 AAPL call bros

wait hold on a second
moment of CELEBRATION

>>21726265
0.7% today as well, NVDA finally pulled through, I avoided the temptation of the BLNK meme and bought myself more brit shares and FB(probably didn't buy enough). Only disappointment was Sony and Adidas losing their steam. Overall, not salty about this week. Might buy more DIS shares next week.

>>21726265
Up 0.82% today. Thank you China for carrying my portfolio.

>>21726521
haha Imma be real I don't really care haha

>>21726529
F

>>21726265
Up 2.44%, great fucking day. All of my portfolio ended green except for my smallest position.

>>21726265
We're up, but had to keep some open positions I'm not super hyped about. Will place some overnight limit orders and reassess next week

>>21726265
Up 0.99% today.

Up 2.69% for the week.

>>21726265
up 1%, 7% on the week. not baaad

Closed at a profit of 13k today.

>>21725881
RIP

>>21726428
>RLFTF
Advancing quickly with covid treatment with aviptadil
>BNGO
Establishing their saphyr system, which maps genomes.
They've been down for the past 3 weeks but their volumes have been increasing at a good rate.

what do you have to say to this beautiful man?

i sold my 4 AAPL to 9/28c 510

>>21726211

>>21726528
Based rajang poster, for once today I was not pic related

>>21726265
Had a nice week thanks to CLSK FCEL and RKT

How are you guys gonna thank Apple for making you rich? Think I’m gonna cop the new iPhone in September. I MUST COOOONSOOOOMMMEEEE

>>21726500
I'm a poorfag and only have 85 shares, but I hope you make it, anon. Not sure if I should snag the last 15 to sell covered calls since it's already almost 20% of my portfolio.

>>21726761
>tfw panic sold RKT

>>21726265
-2% on the week
-4% on the month
-7% on the 3 month

I kind of fucking hate this.
Never gonna get my cosplay qtgf at this rate.

I keep not buying the parabolic pumps only to get fucked by them going up forever.

>>21726265
Up 1,5% in total, pretty good day.
This will pay my fucking rent

>>21726518
You bought RKT?

>>21726764
how much of your gains do you guys put back into investing vs taking out?

>>21726734
Why so many?

Legit got a fear boner holding my TSLA 2100/2000 put credit spread until 3:59 PM.

>>21726265
VERY comfy +2.34% today! I bounced between 1.5 and 2% like a pinball all day before the last hour carried me away. Somehow I'm only up +4.8% on the week despite the fact that I was >+1% every day this week, I'll have to really dig in to the numbers to figure out where that couple tenths of a percent went.
Now the weekend is here and my life is empty and meaningless again. 41.5 hours of staring at the wall awaits. At least I get to post with my comfy weekend /smg/ frens.

>>21726576
Fuggg that’s a cute insect.
What’d you gain from? Baba?

>>21726803
nah. I missed it

>>21726764
aapl didn't make me rich, i'ma consume all over my gf's face.

>>21726265
Up 5% have most of my lifes savings in aapl right now

>>21726518
You made the fatal mistake of making money as a beginner. Don't let it get to your head.

Good money though. Nice
>>21726265
Crab day for me. MSFT pulling me down and BABA put I sold could have been times better.
Otherwise a solid week with some 2% or so gain. No complaints.

>>21726764
>How are you guys gonna thank Apple for making you rich?
by buying a blackberry

when do these puts leave my positions, they should have exercised by now

Saved for all eternity. Posting only illegible thumb so no ban.

In other news, yay me. First profit! 9.69% up before leaf fees. Leaf fees to freedom market kill the entire profit, but meh. Gotta start somewhere. >>21726265

How are your monthly charts looking, bros? I'm up 16.72%, well in the road to making it.

>>21726265
>Macaroni grill
Up about .8% or $500. Getting ever closer to 60k.

>>21726805
>how much of your gains do you guys put back into investing vs taking out?
Majority of my trading is down in tax sheltered accounts. Gains go straight back in to the fire on the next trade. No withdrawals unless it's a dire emergency.

>>21726839
Tencent up 5% today
Huya up 8.24% over the last month.

>>21726794
I did sell at a loss back when the ipo dumped but I'm back again

>>21726720
I love you 1000x more than that bitch Grimes
Call me!

>>21726950
what is tax sheltered accounts? sorry I'm a noob

I love apple more than words

>>21726734
Why not just buy dividend etfs like DIV that give you 9%+ returns

>>21726846
Pretty nice first week anyway

>>21726950
I bring mine to the casino, then put my winnings back in.

>>21726959
i didn't sell at a loss i was even telling myself i'm gonna long it but i still panicked

Guys I sold my first covered call like 3 weeks ago and it expires today. What happens? When do I get the money instead of being short. I sold $58 calls for 40 cents. The stock is $49, so they aren't going to execute. I didn't want to pay commissions to sell it and also lose a penny.

>>21726805
Honestly all of it, I get by fine with my salary/commission job. My trading is just to build wealth

>>21726989
>writing TQQQ puts
absolutely based theta warrior

GDLC up +20% for the week.

>>21726779
We're both gonna make it. This thing's only starting. Plenty of time to make plays/gains.

>>21726880
thanks anon. I'll try not to get a big head about it

>>21726979
I'm a leaf so it's tfsa and rrsp. Cash account (tax exposed) only gets used if i need to dip in to margin for a trade. Equivalent in US would be roth IRA, i think?

>>21727052
Almost bought to cover today just so I could sell two more

Reminder that money can’t buy love

>it goes up a shitload
>bears: ITS GONNA CRASH! IT'S WAY TOO HIGH!
>it goes up even more
>bears: OKAY IT DIDNT CRASH BUT NOW IT WILL IT'S WAY TOO HIGH!
>it explodes even higher than before, way way up
>bears: OKAY IT DIDNT CRASH BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS WOW IT'S REALLY HIGH SURELY IT CAN'T GO HIGHER!
>it does
>bears: THERE'S NO WAY THIS DOESN'T CRASH NOW SURELY IT WILL CRASH
>dips a bit at the end of the day on a friday
>bears: HAH SEE I TOLD YOU SO I TOLD YOU SO

it's all so tiresome. it's like that combo deck player in mtg that loses 9 times but wins 1 game and it so excited, completely forgetting all the times he lost.

buy the fucking dip. buy TSLA buy AAPL. in the long run these companies are going up. hell in the short run these companies are going up too, why the fuck do people get scared of intraday dips as if they matter? it's this how people reacted when it would dip from like $300 to $298 or something, yet now it's over $2k? i don't get it.

>down $75 (1.1%) in my TFSA this week
>up $90 (6.7%) in my shitposting account this week
t-thanks WKHS and SUNM

>>21727132
i don't want love i want a sex slave.

>>21727132
money can buy me busting a fat nut in the hottest girl i can afford and if thats not love i dont know what is

>>21727132
>love exists
Women are whores. Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski and have you ever seen someone crying on a jet ski?

>>21727132
No money can't buy love. But it can buy the time to get fit, the time to eat healthy, the time for dates, the time for vacations. You take a poor girl to some plane ride and a beach and she ain't leaving you.

>>21727071
Hope so. Really wanna see some signs of stability before I buy the last 15, the volatility is pretty scary right now.

>>21727038
You received the money the instant you sold the calls. The collateral was the shares which get released between now and Monday.

>>21727206
hi daniel tosh

>>21727103
TFSA kicks the shit out of a Roth, it's the only bright spot in the hellscape of Canada

>>21727206
Wow, good one. That is very funny

>>21727251
Thanks I know I got the money, but in the account it just looks short I guess until it expires out.

>>21727115
I have a system like that but with SOXL. Free money

>>21727266
Do I have to be a citizen to get one?
Can burgers come up to Canada yet? You must have a thing where we can come if we quarantine for two weeks or something, right?

>>21727252
who's daniel tosh?

>>21727206
I would update this meme to say, "Try not smiling in a Tesla."

>Bought 2 shares of Tesla at 1430
>sold at 2040

Okay so that was the quickest, cleanest money I've ever made on a stock. How does Elon do it?

>>21727336
TFSA requires leaf citizenship, yep.

>>21727132
Women don't love poor men. They settle for them and eventually cheat. If you want a woman to truly love you without remorse you HAVE to make it.

>>21727206
I have. His name is Blaine. He fell off the back while he was riding with his dad. Then his dad put him in his lap and cried "i can't breathe" because he had the wind knocked out of him

If I get to 122k is it worth stopping to trade this year so I can still max my roth ira? 6k

lmao da jooz manipulated NAK so it closed under $1.50 and then they immediately pumped it back over that at close. (they) didn't want to get their shares called away

>be bear
>tell everyone the market will crash because of this new trendy virus in China
>tell people this for 3 months
> every day, just continually spam /smg/
>Market crashes
>"Heh, see we told you."
>"Damn I really wish I could have saw this coming, I would have bought a bunch of shorts!"
>Market slowly starts to recover
>"DON'T BUY IT'S GONNA CRASH EVEN HARDER"
>Spend everyday of the next 5 months spamming /smg/ about how the market crash is immenent
>Market recovers to pre-crash levels
>Bears shill for the crash even harder
>Market continues to grow for sometime
>You are here
>Market eventually falls (albeit not as harshly as March)
>"Heh, see we told you."
>"Damn I really wish I could have saw this coming, I would have bought a bunch of shorts!"
>Market slowly starts to recover
>"DON'T BUY IT'S GONNA CRASH EVEN HARDER"

I fucking hate it god damn...
Do I just buy some ROKU or ARKK or FUCKING WHATTTTT

>>21726265
>Romano's in Milpitas, California!
You sadistic fuck...

>>21727362
>He sold before the split

>>21727132
Money can't buy love but having lots of it can sure make feeling unloved a whole lot easier to deal with

>>21726265
Down 0.52% today, total of down 0.75% this week. PMs dropping off their highs was the main driver - glad I took some off the table Monday. Now I'm just waiting for the QYLD divvies, end of month.

>>21727212
The recent PR wave has certainly been propping it to new ATHs almost on a weekly basis after it dips, so the volatility is indeed scary. I'm gonna wait to see how it consolidates next week and reassess from there.

>>21727336
You don't want to. Canada is California but worse.

I invested my first $100 today.
I’m bored as fuck looking for a new hobby and have way too much disposable income.

I lost .30 cents and I’ve never felt more alive.

>>21727377
How do I into dual citizenship?

>>21727407
I bet there is positive vaccine news over the weekend.

>>21727393
did they put him in jail for mocking that guy floydd?

Biz are there any foreign stocks listed on the nyse nasdaq, or otc, that you think are worth it?

>china is a scam
>germany autos?
>France liquor?
>Great Britain african gold mines?
>Brazil tourism?

we crash next week

>>21727407
it's like it goes up 10% and then drops 1% and they're so happy. meanwhile im still up 9% it makes no sense to me.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY DOPAMINE NOW THAT THE STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED

>>21727407
I'm a misanthropic doomer and I stopped buying puts around June. It''s a bitcoin market now. AMZN to $20k EOY.

>>21727432
So?
The world is a hikki world now, I just need to lrn2code. And the US has some of the worst broadband speeds in the world, I’m assuming it’s way better in Canada.

Anybody else holding Apple calls through the split? Trying to decide if I should dump next week, take profits, then rebuy

>>21727436
If you had way too much disposable income you'd dump a couple dozen mil in KTOV

>>21727482
crypto

>>21727468
Yes retards, please dump it. Give me those bags

>>21727482
Meth

>>21727407
Robert Kumaru demands -50% index drop for the crash to be 'real'. Anything less than that and he will call sucker's rally on the entire rebound and probably try to short it several times. ._.

>>21727412
This bubble can't go on forever anon, I don't want to push my luck.

>>21727468
please short more. we need your squeeze to pump us even higher.

>>21727482
Crypto is open. Or do what you are supposed to in the stock market. Weekend research.

>>21727530
don't cry later

>>21727437
I am dual citizen because mom is a burger.

>>21727496
Have some on the 4th 11th and 18th

>>21727498
Don’t give me trading advice I’ll send you to jail

feels like somebody doxxs themselves once a week on this board

>>21727564
You have to let me cry if it hits 3k, otherwise I'm good.

>>21727390

>Women don't love poor men.

false if you're chad enough

women will literally let deadbeat men freeload off of them and buy them all sorts of shit if they're chad looking enough and the dick game is hitting right

How are you holding out, Oil Chads?

I got pummeled this week, but still keeping diamond hands

>>21727628
wonder what he’s up to now

>>21727667
probably hitting the bong just like he was before he posted

>>21727466
BABA naturally
Euro tourism probably

>>21727653
I know this guy too. Works at Gamestop to buy weed. Lives with his 19yo girlfriend's parents

I wish someone with the knowhow would change KTOV's website bio from "clinical stage pharmaceutical company" to "Jewish money laundering pump and dump scheme"

>>21727461
I'd lol my face off i Trump announced vaccine update and stimulus checks on Sunday. Watch the Bobos neck themselves as they should've long ago.

>>21727390
Nope. Lol

All through college I was broke af but always had 3-4 fuck buddies that I would rotate weekly.

One was even married. Didn't know at the time, and she still wants to bang.

Women are a joke desu. 2D will always be pure and infinitely better

>>21727581
Pay IRS debts

>>21727777
nice quads

>>21727765
Short precious metals if this happens btw

>>21727723
redpill me on ktov please.

>>21727777
That's not love. None of those girls loved you. Being attractive when you're young is definitely important but irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. When you're in your 40s you'll still want to bang 18-year-olds and have 20-year-old girlfriends at their peak. You will not have this until you make it.

>>21727855
jewish penny stock that borderline cultists have invested in

>>21727867
Is it possible to fuck college girls still at 40?

>>21727894
If you have a yatch you can fuck several them all at once.

>>21727390
Lol

Women fuck an alcoholic dead beat if he is manly enough and they are desperate.
Just like men fuck literally everything.
>>21727867
Generally yes, but the prettiest girl from my old graduation class now fucks a 40 year old truck driver after she lost all her money in an MLM

>>21727191
>>21727194
>>21727206
>>21727211
>>21727390
>>21727415

These levels of incel cope are off the radar. Fucking cringe

If you are holding ZOM bags don't forget to vote against stock reverse split so we can dump this on the news of no reserve split and watch it get delisted and the company go bankrupt.

Out of spite just want to watch it burn really.

>>21727894
I see 50 year olds with 20 year old girls all the time. Just own a new BMW and have a vacation home in Greece.

I don't know who is just doing sugar daddy things and who is genuinely a couple though.

>>21727924
lol for real

>>21727495
lol no it isn't we have comcast tier monopolies and our cellular data is literally the worst in the world, $100 for 8GB

>>21727929
>cohen
yikes

>>21727894
Not unless you got money and flash it around. Otherwise nope unless your one of the lucky bastards who runs an apartment complex who caters to college students. Then you could uh "bargain" when the rent comes due.

>>21727132
I have a 2D anime waifu who loves me whatever I do
I don't need your roasties

>>21727959
99% sd

>>21727924

>>21727969
Does that look like the face of a man who sweats?

>>21727702
But anon who goes on tourist trips to europe anymore? I feel like that was a strictly american thing and now that the US is changing shape fiscally not that many people will go to europe for other than cruises.

>>21727924
the only thing im coping with the std's i'll be getting from czech prostitutes when i buy happiness

>>21728002
We're at the point where I genuinely can't tell if 2D-fags are being facetious or not when they say their waifu actually loves them

>>21725824
Freaking SPY going up. Closed my call credit spreads $441/$442 at a small loss of premium but a gain nonetheless. That movement was spooky considering everything else on my watchlist was flat or moving opposite of each other but mainly down. Although spy is an etf I doubt it cometely tracks the value of the underlying as people can sell it for whatever price they want.

>>21728116
bro her snatch tastes like cotton candy

>>21727894
I work out 5 days a week even if I'm sick. That's probably my only edge.

I don't think I'm the best looking guy, but I do get numbers randomly when I'm at bars or restaurants. Some from milfs, some definitely in their 20s.

Prior to the lockdowns, I flirted some with a cashier at a Kroger and she gave me her number. Found out she was 17 from a cart pusher guy as I was going to my car. I destroyed the number on site and I'll never go back to Kroger.

2D is the only answer bros.

How do i invest on 2D?

>>21727495
>Wants faster internet
>Goes to fucking Canada
Wat

>>21726937
I'm averaging about 6% per week since July. This month? Maybe about 14% gain.

So who's ready for the Apple stock rebound from 125 to 300 starting on 8-31-2020?. A 10,000 investment could turn into around 30,000 by Dec 31 if the virus flairs up this fall/winter.

>>21728007
Probably.
>>21728064
>But anon who goes on tourist trips to europe anymore?
Everyone? I live here in a tourist trap. I know how there are more and more tourists every year. Especially Chinese. Americans only make up a small portion of the tourists anyways. Travelling for them is expensive and not too many are interested in coming.

Also WizzAir and Ryanair are the modern way to travel here. I wanted to buy in before Corona desu.

>>21728116
It started as a joke but now I'm serious

You think that AAPL and TSLA pumps are sustainable for the whole next week? -10% won't kill me, but if this shit bursts right before the split, I'm gonna be mad.

>>21727894
wiht money anything is possible, my dad is in was in his 50s when he fucked my brother's college gf

>>21726395
Way to keep the NOG down my dude

NVDA's been good to me

>>21728238
this is your market techies, you need to think about getting defensive soon because the rug pull is going to be devastating and the money can't get much dumber than this

>>21726937
my broker doesn't even support this

>>21726989
TQQQ puts? Wtf anon, cut out those infinity losses first thing monday.

friend sent this to me

>>21728292
defensive as in selling everything?

>>21728268
I can see it dropping before the split because of a Jew trying to outjew the other Jews, but that dip is going to get devoured by retail.

>>21728322
anon, read his position again

all the talk about shorting TSLA on investing sites and /smg/ tells me that there's still upside to this crazy run

>>21728324
Unironically, the US will be this but with black people

ONE LAST PUMP

>>21728324
America is still kind of messed up, but a lot of the poor people are not poor for no reason. They're horrible at managing money many times. How many people have you seen on food stamps who still make their $50/month payment on their newest iPhone? Yeah.

The truth of the matter is that many people would rather have the new iPhone than actually eat. America is greedy, even the poor people.

>>21728324
Boo fucking hoo, idiots spent their entire stimulus on Amazon and forgot they had to cover basic expenses. Lesson learned, hopefully.

>>21726161
>Suck my circumcised dick desu

>>21727412
>sell for gains
>use gains to buy more after split?
>win?

>>21728324
This is literally me and my coworkers lol

I offered to buy one groceries since she is doing awful.

>>21727799
I have never collected US income. So no.

>MSFT AH
What’s going on?

>>21728439
I've literally had bums with newer phones than me come up and ask me for money before. Its maddening

>>21726265
Up 1.29%. NET and SLV are raping my ass, but I'm holding on.

>>21728116
cope and sneed yourself

>>21728337
no just go from 100% leveraged tech to maybe 97%

Was the NET dump because the Chief Security Officer was charged with wire fraud?

>>21728420
bruh

>>21727495
Only in the past 2 years was gbit internet available to actual people instead of large companies who don't mind paying $1000/mo for it lmao.

>>21728557
It's true. I also know many people who sell their own foodstamps to wealthier people because the foodstamps can technically buy more than money can at cheaper prices. It's greed. I really do pray for these people.

>>21728563
I don't know about NET but I'm willing to bet SLV is going to crab between 24/25 until there's any kind of stimulus talks. Just buy calls at 24 and puts at 25 and watch your profits grow as the boomer rocks bounce around the floor and ceiling.

>>21728548

>>21728444
Know some friends who bought lux clothing with it. Made no sense to me but hey you reap what you sow

>>21728548
they are suckling on chink cock so they too can get to 2 trillion

>>21726794
I got RKT at IPO, anticipated the dump so sold at about $2 above my entry price. Re-entered again at $19.50 knowing that the fundementals of the company were solid.

My only regret is not buying more shares.

I'm kinda the opposite; I'm still using the same phone from 2012.. A samsung flip phone. My monthly bill is just $33. It works, does all I need it to do so why "upgrade". Has blu tooth so it syncs up to the car's hands free system just fine. Phone cost me maybe $20 back then lol.

>>21728819
i entered the IPO to got it at 18

>>21728420
Based boomer

>>21726761
I got fucked in the ass by FCEL

RKT and SHLL are the only things that saved me

>>21728866
where's his face mask? he must be a republican or something.

>>21728324
They should've buy TSLA last month and sell today, what's the big deal?

>>21728837
Just really depends on the person. An average person can get by with a mid-tier Smartphone. Seriously, they sell $400 phones that will do everything the brand new ones do, just at lower prices. For enthusiasts, I get that it's not enough because the GPUs are far weaker usually. Most of these people just browse Facebook, Twitter, and maybe watch YouTube. They don't really need a lot. Even $40 smartphones exist and they're actually alright for what they are.

>>21728518
Whats she spend her money on?

>>21728866
He looks like someone who would throw $50kk on ETFs and make a gain.

>>21728866
>Based boomer
Perfect "Lozenge" physique....on his way to Seafood Blvd.

My aunt signed me up for stock tip alerts as a gift since she thinks I’m a completely clueless robinzoomer investing $20.

Anyway, thanks aunt, might as well share it and get your thoughts.

KIRK

>>21727495
>lrn2code
Have fun competing with Rashool.

>>21728683
holy shit really? I'm about to start buying second hand food stamps lmao

>>21728819
I FOMOd on RKT at 23 and have been avg down to 21.

>>21729052
Yes. I know a guy who's brother will buy groceries for his uncle a week or two in advance and then when his food stamps come in, he'll go to the store with his uncle (I think he has to be there?) and buys everything with his food stamps.

>>21728819
>>21728843
>>21729065
How many shares do you guys have?
I only have 50 but will scoop up more if it goes under 20 again.

>>21729065
I've lost $350 on a bank after its YoY came out and I'm stuck bagholding.
I might bite the bullet and use the remaining $2,200 to buy more AAPL though.

>>21729065
my dad works for their competitor. he shit talked rocket all week and during IPO. i fucking got the last laugh buying in at $18. Fuckin old people.

>>21728420
>>21728866
>ONE LAST PUMP
Is he talking about AAPL stock price or the number on the scale?

>>21728387
i told you guys. wait until battery day, like the day just before it to sell. you can count on the retard strength of the RH retards who are going to buy the fuck out of AAPL and TSLA after the split because they're suddenly affordable. it's so obvious it hurts.

>>21729052
We really should just fucking cut more money from food stamps and put it directly into that fruit company aapl. Why even bother making it go through 1000 hands?

>>21729003
Cute. She sounds nice.

>>21727702
Europe is shit after the muslims took over

>>21728518
is she hot?
does she have kids to feed?
How good will it feel to NTR her husband and then stay over for breakfast?

>>21728683
>>21728557
>>21728439
Cell phones aren't that expensive because the wireless companies are willing to fight eachother to get your business. You can resell your old phone, get the new phone with a contract from Verizon, then see if AT&T is willing to buy you out of that contract to get your business.

This bullshit talk about all the money people waste is fucking stupid. I'm frugal but I know full well that starbucks isn't the difference between me and the poor.

The differences are in earnings. If your earnings don't put you in the position to start paying off a mortgage, you're a spender because now you're paying rent instead of building wealth.

>>21728261
>Americans only make up a small portion of the tourists anyways.
but we're literally not allowed...

>>21728203
>Found out she was 17 from a cart pusher guy as I was going to my car. I destroyed the number on site and I'll never go back to Kroger.
fucking kek at you believing the jealous cartpusher

>>21729003
what the fuck service is this?
it's not just a twitter feed, is it?

>>21729168
Definitely sell calls for the run up to Battery Day before everything goes into free fall.

>>21729168
Battery day is priced in and then some.

>>21729122
I wonder if he's sacinf enough to truly make that worth it

>>21729052
About 10 years ago I used to be an Intern (I know, lel) for the local Government Help Centre (Country in Europe, I'd rather not disclose, maybe you can figure it out). We had these monthly support packages, but if the Gov Agent did an interview with the family and he deemed it irresponsible, they didn't get any money. Instead the local shop who got the deal with the Gov got all the money and he was allowed to sell them food cheaper. It was done so they don't spend all that money on beer and vodka.
Genius idea, but what was the result? Bums selling canned food to anyone who'd buy (sometimes even 80% off) just so they can get enough to buy a few cans of the cheapest beer our Country had to offer.
These people deserve no empathy, no one in the first world country starves, unless he chose to.

>>21729128
none because i panic sold

>>21729128
580.
>>21729139
I didn't learn about RKT until /smg/ mentioned it and it was a day in. one good look at the company and I was like "oh shit this is going to rocket"

>>21729168
So you're saying buy back in AFTER battery day?

>>21729229
>wait until battery day, like the day just before it to sell

did i say wait until battery day? no. i said before battery day. but bet your fucking ass that it will rally up to battery day on the hype. buy the rumor sell the news it's so obvious what will happen but weak hands get shaken out all the time.

>>21728973
She claims that her unemployment took months before processing as well as the stimulus check. She allegedly got it recently.

She's a single mom, respectable older lady. Really didn't think she was lying.

>>21728420
lmao poor Dave just trying to ride the hype train with his internet friends and enjoy the end of a green week. Now he's the next Marcus

>>21729200
That, she is. She paid off my credit card without me asking when I was going through a really hard time. Nice to know at least someone loves me.

>>21729211
Supposedly a text message subscription service, so I guess in a way you’re getting this for free if it’s actually worth anything.

>>21729229
Robin Hoodies can't price things in - they don't even know how to research companies before buying. They'll get an update on their Facebook a day or two before and fomo in hard.

The stock market is bouncing back because the retail folks who can afford to invest into the stock market regularly have at least some form of financial planning or common sense.

The niggers and poor retards are the ones who didn't study while in school, the ones who have shit jobs (the ones that got hit by COVID), the ones who will do anything in their power to afford the new iPhone (signing a 2 year contract, paying $XX a month) while scrounging for every penny they can get, the ratchet retards who have a billion babies out of wedlock, and the ones who are always complaining about how unfair the system is.

If you want to stop being poor, do something about it. All I see nowadays are people just COMPLAINING instead of bettering themselves or working towards a better financial future.

Of course the stock market is rebounding but they're still unemployed and in the gutter. Because they're irrelevant members of society. They don't matter. They don't even know what a Roth IRA is. They know what the newest Cardi B music video is though. And they also have the newest iPhone.

>>21729239
>no one in the first world country starves, unless he chose to.
Or is a white man and lives in cucknada.

>>21729239
is it poland?

>Unexpected development at the WH: The WH pool of reporters was just called to gather at the North Portico steps (aka the front of the WH). No reason given.

Time to scare the market

>>21729259
sure if you want but idk what other catalysts tsla has after battery day or how long the selloff will be. i'll leave that to you to decide for yourself.

worst case scenario is you buy back in a bit higher but that's highly unlikely since it's already priced in so hard. for it to go up afterwards it would have to exceed already extremely high expectations, get it? but before the day, no one knows what will happen yet, so the hype will be real. thats when you sell.

>>21729327
who runs it?

>>21729229
At this point the Lunar Base and Mars Colony seem to be priced in as well.

LADS, selling TSLA and buying the dip should be our top priority for the next few weeks. We need to outjew the Jews and figure out when they're planning to dump the market.
Come on people, I need ideas.

>>21729243
Yea, I think people only got shaken out because of Jews pumping and dumping. Rocket had NO reason to be so cheap. It's STILL undervalued as fuck. If I didn't pull out before the dump I may have felt too discouraged to buy more. Now I'm wishing I just went with my gut and got at least 100 shares.

>>21729306
ah okay I pictured zoomerina stringing you along for salads and chicken while she spent her money on trulys and new clothes to gag on chad in but thats a different story

>>21729389
>more "trade tensions"
This has been the biggest signal that we have unironically returned to business as usual.

>>21729243
they've been advertising on tv since i was a kid (been hearing about how they rocked the mortgage industry, by my father, since then too). i figured it was about time they IPOd and i bought in. their market cap is ridiculous, they own quicken loans.

>>21729397
NQ/NDX is a short on a touch of 506 on AAPL through Tuesday of next week. No trade if the setup doesn't materialize by Tuesday's close. Worth >100 NQ, risking 40

>>21729344
Easy to say once you're a grown adult and had years to financially prepare yourself before the pandemic. Try being a zoomer barely making it into the job market. Either I go to a shitty university via zoom or I have to keep looking for jobs. Oh and the jobs around me are only hiring niggers rn because of those faggots in BLM.

>>21729383
Ding Ding Ding, I'd send you a single share of First Majestic Silver as a reward, but I can't so have a Soviet Pepe.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2020/08/20/republican-push-block-controversial-alaskan-gold-mine-gains-white-houses-attention/

Since when do Republicans care more about the environment than profits?

>>21729211
Earnings matter a lot, too. But cell phones are a shining example. Lot of people buy phones, clothes, drugs, etc. they can't afford. Things well beyond their means of living even if it means they can't eat next week.

Minimum wage jobs aren't career jobs. They're for young people. Do you know how much money the average person could make if they just worked a job and high-school and 2-3 years afterwards while they still lived with their parents? If they were really frugal they'd be richer than more than half the country based purely on the virtue of not being in student debt.

>>21729230
Yeah, i'd be curious to see the numbers too.

>>21729394
These people, apparently.

https://tradeplanconsulting.com/worlds-best-market-strategy/

>>21729452
I grew up in Fresno and had to study my way out of this shithole. Everybody else around me had 0 concerns about the stock market or a financial future. Literally like 90% of zoomers are fucking braindead when it comes to financial stability.

>>21729211
The dude seemed legit and like he lifted weights.

Gym bros can trust other gym bros.

Kind of like truck drivers or thieves, there's that honor amongst us gym bros specially of you did team sports like football. Besides, there's women everywhere. No loss there desu

>>21729211
>Cell phones aren't that expensive
The new iPhone financed or not is goinf to be pretty fucking expensive monthly if you're so poor youre asking me for food money save the $600 a year. That $50/month is a week of chicken dinners and turkey lunches

>>21729003
I wrote 3 10p Sept after collecting 0.25/contract. Calls are crazy expensive, and the CEO bought more stock. If my money wasn't locked up in meme stocks I should probably sell, I would just buy the stock and immediately write covered calls, then buy married puts as a hedge since earnings is apparently on the 8th. I'm personally betting that it's not going to drop 20% within a month, but since you're holding the underlying, it's a good idea.

>>21729504
It's impossible to pay your studies by working 2-3 years at minimum wage anymore anon. There are ways to make it easier, like community college -> transfer, but they don't outright mitigate the issue, and they make you far less employable, which can compound your problems.
Staying at home is usually on the parents, not on the child, and the parents usually kick out the child at 18. It wouldn't be particularly plausible to commute 4 hours a day each way for school anyway, so how this can be realized also depend on where the parents live.

>>21729566
Also true. I pay like $40-60 (I don't remember the exact price) a month purely on my Galaxy Note 10+. That's not even including the actual plans.

>>21729003
This looks like some stupid boomer shit. Do your own thinking.

>>21729596
mislink?

>>21727341
Based

>>21729475
lol how did I know. God speed based polebro

Might be a dumb question but is SOXL tied to tech or more of a commodity? When the tech correction happens will soxl suffer bigly?

>>21729617
Fucking duh, I'm not putting in any money yet. I'm just sharing what I got from someone else. I'll just put these tickers in a watch list and see how they perform.

>>21729610
cut out as many of your monthly recurring expenses as possible. ownership is king in a debt based society. stay out of debt, invest in yourself(self teaching is key) and make your money work for you.

>>21729440

Yeah. This lady got cucked by her husband with a younger girl. The husband kept the house after the divorce too. She kept the kid who is like 18.

If it was a zoomerina, I'd probably just advice her to strip online for money or work remotely for Amazon or something and give her like a case of ramen noodles and water

>>21729606
>It's impossible to pay your studies by working 2-3 years at minimum wage anymore anon.
College is a scam and should only be a last resort. Community college and transferring is the way to go if necessary. Even ignoring this, get a part-time job through college and your debt is minimized if you've taken loans.

>Staying at home is usually on the parents, not on the child, and the parents usually kick out the child at 18.
This very much just depends on the family. I don't personally know anyone online or irl who's family does this. It's kind of just a movie cliche anymore. More than anything people just pressure their out of HS kids to get jobs, and that's it. A lot of parents are happy to continually support their children unless their family is super rich to begin with.

>>21729610
Yeah dude same its a massive waste but mines in perfect condition after 2 years so maybe i have the 9? And this is my last payment so I'm just going to use it for abother year or 2

>>21726829
Do the DEW...dividends every week

i'm actually focusing on my core 10 stocks right now (11 if you include KO but I'll probably never add to that position again due to its weight in my portfolio, just keep it as is and reinvest the divvies somewhere else).

>>21729211
>Resell old phone, get new one with contract

Anon...please tell me your educated enough to see the new scam here...

You aren't getting a phone at a discount. You are literally going to be paying more than the phone itself costs due to the contract and fees you will be locked into. Real /biz/ talk here, but if you're the kind of person to upgrade their phone and get locked into contracts, you really need to stop that shit. Buy your own unlocked phone, it's only expensive if you don't know how to do math. Take that phone to any carrier and get the best prepaid plan you can find. I pay $30 a month from T-Mobile for 5GB data (YouTube doesn't count towards data usage), Unlimited text, and 100 minutes. My minutes don't matter because I just use VoIP services. They always try to talk me out of my plan, but it's an old Walmart plan meant for senior citizens there doesn't exist anymore. I'm grandfathered in and will be we give this plan up.

Don't fall for Jew tricks, Anon. When you work out the math, they win in the end. They aren't fighting tooth and nail for your money, they price fix with one another behind closed doors just like cable companies do. The illusion of choice and illusion of discount are their strongest weapons.

>>21729618
No. You wanted to know about KIRK, and I'm telling you my position in it, and various options plays I would do.

>>21729688
It's the 3x leveraged version of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHLX_Semiconductor_Sector

>>21729695
Yeah, for sure. I'm not really poor nor am I in debt (Unless you count the phone but I can pay this at anytime, it's just more convenient to make payments.). I wouldn't even think of of financing anything other than a phone at most.

NEW!!!!
>21729806
21729806
>21729806
21729806

>>21729790
Oh, I understand now. Cool. I don't fuck with options anyway.

>>21729837
cool

>>21728683
>can technically buy more than money can at cheaper prices.
yeah but it's like weird shit
like you can't buy sliced or shredded cheese, but you can buy blocks of cheese and slice them yourself. But you can buy a lot of juice, because america needs to shove sugar into poor people, and fruit juice is somehow considered a fruit.

>>21729566
>a week of chicken dinners and turkey lunches
yeah...
so that's 14 meals I have to skip to get a cell phone? How is that NOT worth it? A cell phone offers you a lot of opportunities. I bet you get more meals than you lose from a cell phone, when your hobo communities

>>21729550
>there's that honor amongst us gym bros
lolno
the realtor that spots you while you bench would let you choke if he thought he'd get a whiff of prime for it.

>>21729695
except debt is an asset in an inflationary environment, and we better be heading towards an inflationary environment. If not, we're probably fucked.

>>21729837
lol

>>21729837
well done retard

>>21729806

>>21729738
Not sure what I'll do next. Smartphones have kind of hit a plateau in terms of features. Unless there's some phone that can genuinely do like 72 hours battery life w/ extensive use, I think I'm just going to keep it for awhile.

>>21729837
lol fuck
>>21729806 my bad

>>21729837
retard

>>21729783
Shouldn't have typed that while flipping my steaks...I'm never giving up my plan.

>>21729703
>This lady got cucked by her husband with a younger girl. The husband kept the house after the divorce too
the fuck?
HOW?

>>21729806
>>21729806
>>21729806
get in here
>>21729806
new

>>21729925
that's great but if you did have to give up your plan, you might consider flipping your old phones and going through the process of finagling a deal by switching providers.

>>21729758
So you're focusing on consistency instead of pure profit? I'd never think about doing it like that unless my divvies covered my expenses. Getting paid every week sound cool but if it's pennies I'd rather just get paid quarterly.