/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for anime

First for Lumber Liquidators Bean

Winning.

First for clown world

buy apple, good bye

>>21722920
You can't hide from me.

TSLA TO 2100 EOD

anime is for trannies and pedophiles, which one are you anon?

Does it make sense to sell tsla here at 2100 since Elon will 100% make sure the post split price is 420 if only for a momentary tweet.

>>21722921
Succubus huh? i got something you can suck RIGHT HERE hahahah

>>21723080

Say that to my face normie Reddit faggot

>>21723037
Good job anon, you made it

>>21723037
Based, a bit late, but still better than a month from now.

If CLSK closes green I'm going to fucking cream.

Its not just that we hate Elon for being African American, but we hate the electric car out of principal. We don't want electric cars to become a big thing because oil and gas is the life blood of the economy. We don't want some African American to be able to fuck up the entire economy, even if we got burned by that Obongo guy once before.

Why are my gun stocks shitting the bed these past few weeks Biden is polling good reeeeee

>>21723080
>>21723125
anime is now normie

>>21722740

I mean it's not a jewish spell (that I know of) but I've done this one on /smg/ five times and it's worked every single time so far. First time was to make sure MVIS never mooned again, most recent was yesterday to cause TSLA to dip.

Anyway -

DORINPA, DORUNPA! NOW WORKHORSE WILL RISE!

WTF happened to NET? It completely shit the bed.

>>21723140
retard

>>21723146
Hillary was polling good, too.

>>21723157
This.

>>21722921
https://strawpoll.com/g64k3p2oo/r

>>21723125
Please don't bring back the memories of that picture. I still can drive by an Arby's without dry heaving.

>>21723125
POST THE ROAST

Also goddamn these threads are moving today.

I feel like I should take profits on at least half of these Apple calls

tim appl oh my g-d

>>21723037
based, we are going to make it anon

>>21723037
Whoa dude you got a lot of monies

>https://www.wsj.com/articles/biden-plans-to-cancel-a-big-portion-of-student-loan-debt-11598031974

how do i profit from this?

>>21723140
>We don't want electric trains to become a big thing because steam engine is the life blood of the economy.

>>21723248
Fuck it, go big or go home. Hold for a couple more weeks.

>>21723159
You just got lucky, spells don't work on the Market unless they're read aloud in Yiddish.

>>21723288
take out student loans

>>21723125
lmao post it

>mfw the Coronavirus quarantine is the best thing that ever happened to me
My net worth is at an all-time high, almost 4x what it was before, while my stress levels have never been lower. I'm in the best shape of my life, and I'm effectively cured from depression. I'm so fucking happy...

...and I can't tell anyone. The best thing that ever happened to me was that 120,000 people fucking died. Including my grandfather. (I dunno if he had corona but he died recently.)

Life's fucked up. Anyway buy AAPL.

>>21723288
Short the USD

Serious question.
What happens to calls after a split?
Let's say I have an apple call for $400 and the stock splits, do I get 4 $100 calls or...?
What happens?

>>21723298
Fuck it, other than a few dips I don’t see this going down. I’m in

>>21723248
I took profit when nvidia started to go down

500 c bros

can you guys make sure that DIA doesn't close above 280 so I don't lose my house
thanks

>>21723288
Vote Trump and sell "ORANGE MAN BAD" t-shirts for another 4 years.

If apple hits 500 today should I just say fuck it and sell my $500 calls I have for the 28th and buy bigger ones next week?

>>21723037
Thanks for pumping the price

>>21723288
sell student loans to people who are taking them out out expecting to never have to pay them back.

>>21723202
E-e-excuse me rabbi... c-c-can I have my foreskin back?

Anons, I have some shares with Tesla, should I sell now, wait for the crash and buy low or just sell and never look back? Thank you for your knowledge... fuck this "battery day" chatter tho

hmmmmmm I wonder what Monday is gonna be like.

BUY APPLE

>>21723450
blood green

>>21723356
>I'm effectively cured from depression. I'm so fucking happy...
Wait until you lose it all in the next crash like the rest of us. You'll be back on Lexapro in no time. Also you'll lose a bunch gambling on options too.

>>21723459
I ran out of money to use for AAPL shares.

>>21723449
>>21723092

>>21723009
B A S E D

>>21723293
to be fair, coal was the lifeblood of some local economies, that either upon being stripped of the coal itself, or the coal stripped of its value have never recovered. The coal industry still has extensive political pull in at least Kentucky and West Virginia where a surprising number of people still vote for people promising to bring the industry back.

>>21723459
>he didn't buy apple years ago
retard!!!!

>>21723321
THATS WHAT (((THEY))) WANT YOU TO THINK

ALL HUMANS HAVE A LIMITED DEGREE OF OMNIPOTENCE. COMBINED COGNITION AFFECTS REALITY. THEY JUST DONT WANT YOU TAPPING INTO YOUR GOD POWERS BECAUSE YOU'LL REALIZE THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR DIVINE HERITAGE. BELIEVE.

>>21723459
Give me my money Robinhood reeeeeee

Rate it boys

I am euphoric. I love Apple so goddamn much bros.

>>21723545
Diversity is strength

LETS GO WE GOING PAST $500 APPLE CHADS

>>21723547
Same. Can anyone show me what the sell wall looks like on AAPL? It must be fucking huge.

AAPL call chads where you at? sittin green

>>21723501
You want to slow down the human progress? Every single person who tried, failed. The biggest success of people with your mindset was burning of the Library of Alexandria. It kicked us back 700 years for no reason.

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://strawpoll.com/xfrbu4pw7

power hour commence.
targeted locked; apple to 500.

>CLSK is green
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21723577
Right fucking here

AAPL WTF

>>21723459
Wish I could buy more but my funds are not settled

Can some one tweet something about niggers and faggots from Apples twitter account so we get a boycott of their products brewing and we basically make a ton of money on the way down?

>>21723573
>>21723547
*at $500, I mean.

there's no way AAPL doesn't close at $460 and TSLA doesn't close at $2100 at this point right?

APPL $500 EOD
DIGITS CONFIRM IT

AAPL to 500. Buy some EOD calls while they're still cheap.

>>21723564
I'm selling other shit off just to buy more and drive this bitch up there

>>21723504
Unironically based and greenpilled

>>21723664
I will never be bearish on AAPL you niggerfaggot

>>21723675
$500*

>up over $800 on my 5 TSLA shares
>up over $1050 on my 40 AAPL shares

feels fucking good bros. buy TSLA buy AAPL

>>21723680
incredibly based anon, we are going to make it

>>21723577
I’m late to the party and a poorfag but this gives me the good chemicals in my brain

>>21723616
> I didn't buy the dip
> AGAIN
I wanted it to go a little bit lower :(

pamp it tim cook, do it for us

>GREEN FRIDAY

More like FriYAY

>>21723740
ANON COME THE FUCK ON YOU'RE ALWAYS SO FUCKING GREEDY

>>21723504
We, as a collective, have real power, albeit unwieldy. An individual trying to manipulate the market directly in a controlled manner must follow the Old Ways though.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

There are 6 MILLION TSLA shares tied up in the 2100c expiring today. If someone wants to inflict that kind of pain, watch the deep OTM calls for next week RIGHT now.

>AAPL
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, BUFFETT BOUGHT MORE?!

FEAR ME BEAR BOY, FOR I ROLF, WILL NOW PUMP THIS MARKET HARDER THAN I PUMPED YOUR MOTHER

>>21723664
Lol even the left wing scum could be turned into Nazis if the threat was taking away their new iturd.

Anyone know why AYX dumped so hard earlier this month? I bought shortly after it did assuming it was a dip, but it's just hanging out at the new value.

Wait.
Who’s line anon, and are they the same as lumber anon?

Holy shit AAPL mooning hard

>>21723788
explain like i'm a retard pls

>>21723092
I'm gonna sell now and buy when it hits a new low, if not, you never lose money beating the market anon

>aapl

holy shit I'm gonna coom

>>21723852
line anon is preaching AEYE
not the same as lumber anon

>>21723288
I wish the leaf libs were keen on this idea. I hate them i want them gone asap but while they're in they could at least do something helpful, for me, by wiping away that particular annoyance. But nooooooo.....

...it's gonna reject $500, is it.

I have a prime number of shares above 5 Ahhhhhh

17 million volume, were gonna do it boys!

3 more dollars

>>21723874
how are those onion rings anon? they look tasty

>>21723740
How many dips is it gonna take for you to take the microgrid pill, anon?

>China made Virus

>NO EFFECTIVE VACCINE
https://www.lifesitenews.com/blogs/renowned-european-scientist-covid-19-was-engineered-in-china-lab-effective-vaccine-unlikely

Looks like global catastrophe is back on the menu bois

the volume for 8/28 aapl $500c is 120k right now

120k volume.

>>21723387
Do a search on this question, there are several articles. As far as i recall it doesn't make much difference to most options positions.

>>21723288
won't happen, debt keeps people complacent from fighting against the gov't and fed.

Is there ANYONE that isn't shorting the USD now?

>>21723965
We are just going to accept that old people can't be outside and we'll move on. We don't need a vaccine.

OK nice, but when the fuck are AMZN gonna split?
Bezos, pls :^)

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP

>>21724001
"Fuck off, degenerates." -Bezos

>>21723943
Really good! Bought them with my AAPL gains.

reminder that people shorted this shit.

>>21723965
I've never understood why boomers always go to news sites and random fucking blogs and have discussions in the comment sections

Small dip Monday from weekend jewing. Followed by a week long fucking green wave. Buy apple buy Tesla and enjoy the gains

Did someone just fucking sell a million shares of CLSK or something?

>>21724069
Finna get some chipolte with mine after the gym

>>21723988
That's what they said last week before that massive short squeeze. It'll probably keep spiking like that until all the overleveraged bears get burned

FUCK IT just bought more AAPL

>>21723459
i'm to poor anon i'm waiting for the split

>>21724001
Bezos doesn't want the poors holding his shares, he's not splitting them for that very reason. So Amazon is an amazing stock to hold for a long time, it's not gonna get dumped like Tesla that's overrun by the Zoomers lately.

>stocks are now just memes instead of actual research and investing

I chose a great time to get into the market this week huh?

>>21724000
I'm a "survival of the fittest" type myself, but no immune longevity has been discovered about this thing. If you catch, and you react bad to it, it can infect you again, and again, and again.

>>21724106
Isn’t today the deadline to buy Apple shares and get included in the split ?

Will this make me rich?

>>21724136
just short it right before the fucking split. timing is everything with this one.

>>21724100
They're a much different generation socially.

>>21724144
higher the price = lower the % gains for new investors

>>21724172
Let me ask you something, retard, what do you think is gonna happen if someone buys AAPL on Monday and not today?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPL HOLY FUCK

i missed the biggest bull run in history

if apple hits my strike price of 500 I'm debating on selling my calls there just in case monday it tanks

>>21724144
>it's not gonna get dumped like Tesla that's overrun by the Zoomers lately.
it doesn't matter how cancerous tesla's fanbase is, you are retarded if you think it's sitting at a 400b market cap

>>21724175
Did you seriously just drop 30k on options?

>>21724202
Their shares won’t be included in the split. Idk I thought I read that there was a cut off for registered share owners being eligible for the split.

>>21724175
Update: am becoming rich

>>21724221
It hasn't even begun, jump in, it's not too late for the Big Tech.

>tfw started trading stocks this week and bought 2 apple calls this morning


holy fucking shit I love you guys

I'm so ready for Monday
Give me cheapies

Looks like (((someone))) doesn't want CLSK to close green today

nvidia next week

APPLE

I want to buy apple, but the mental barrier at $500 as well as limit sells are going to make it bounce back.

Patience is everything

>ONCE THIS BABY HITS $500 ITS GONNA BURST

>>21724272
I x2 my account months ago thanks to /biz/ and it's been downwards ever since because the strategy went stale
Dunning-Kruger, probably. With enough time we will all be experienced investors. And if RH continues to grow, we'll be best suited to the market conditions already.
Just don't get cocky lad

>>21724257
Think about it: why would anyone trade next week if they don't get the post split shares?

Brokers already know about this and take care of sending the split shares to the new owner. I'm going to laugh at all the retards who think they figured out how to game the system by selling on Monday and still get the split shares

If it hits 500 I will go upstairs and drop a load in my gf right fucking NOW I swear to god

Should have bought calls. Already up 100% on AAPL 500 calls, gonna dump most of them soon.

>>21724257
It doesn't matter if you buy before or after the date of record, anon. Nobody is getting muh free shares and nobody gets screwed to the tune of -75%. Not how splits work.

500

>>21724356
based

BOBOS TRYING SO HARD

>>21724325
FUCK GOD I HOPE DAMN

IM SO SICK OF MISSING THE EASY MONEY. I SOLD APPLE IN FUCKING SPRING 2019 BEFORE A TRADEWAR SELLOFF AND NEVER GOT BACK IN LIKE A GODDAMNED RETARD.

NOW WHAT??
SHOULD I JUST BUY THE ALREADY PUMPED TECHS? THE ALREADY PUMPED LL&AEYE????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw Britbong
>tfw no formal options trading
please stop talking about your quick 100% gains on options thank you :^)
post more >100% options losses please

500 REJECTED

>>21724158
do not research and look at fundamentals or you will end up like me
>-5% year to date
just buy whats flying

>>21724356
Gains Fuck Best Fuck
>Yeah bitch, take these calls. Good little slut, secure these gains!

>>21724393
They will just pump more. Stop waiting for a dip that will never come

PAMP IT

>>21724355
>>21724368
So what you’re saying is I should buy shares now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the gains?

Why is everyone so excited for the big three consoomer stocks? Apple, Amazon, and Tesla aren’t announcing anything new, they react HEAVILY to consumer spending which is in decline, yet green line go up so everyone is buying them

Am I too late for AAPL?

APPL will hit $500 then the limit sells will bring it back down to $490

ITS GOING DOWN KEEP SENDING YOUR ENERGY WE NEED TO HIT 500

The linkies are getting really angry boys, watch out. They don't understand why stocks only go up!

>>21724440
consumer spending is separate from brand loyalty, anon

>>21724393
just buy AAPL and TSLA and forget about it for a couple of months to a year and enjoy your free money.

it's literally that easy but you keep overcomplicating things. you aren't going to beat buy and hold, you just aren't, you've already proven that with firsthand knowledge anon.

Buy calls on the dip. It's going back up.

>>21723288
>https://www.wsj.com/articles/biden-plans-to-cancel-a-big-portion-of-student-loan-debt-11598031974

Inb4 Obamacare 2.0 where the bill gets “hijacked” and ends up being worse for the people it tries to help and better for the people it tries to hurt.
>Loans forgiven...but current loans have additional interest added, monthly payments are now garnished from your wages directly, and you also get a hearty tax increase
>Also there are no jobs and now that Trump is out of office we are ending the 0% interest rate he ordered!

Someone blew his load too early on TSLA right now.

AAPL & TSLA split

>>21724349
>x2 my account months ago thanks to /biz/ and it's been downwards ever since because the strategy went stale
Oof. Sorry you got that beginner's roll. Same thing happened to me when i started in 2015. It took a long time and a lot of losses to learn the lesson. The nasty thing about early gains is it gives you wildly inflated confidence and stupid high risk tolerance. This then plays out about how you'd expect it to over time.

>>21724158

Fundamentals only matter, by definition, if the collective actually cares about them.

Right now what matters to buyers is momentum and meme power. Boomer value picks will continue to be bled out as people continue to cash out to put more money into meme stocks, not even a 1 p/e ratio will make them stay if line isn't going up.

Which goes back to nobody having faith in America or the economy, the current underlying sentiment is everybody trying to secure some gains before it all burns down. No patience for anything that doesn't pay out every day

>>21724454
it doesn't matter. when the split happens, the retard strength of RH traders will cause a huge rally for both TSLA and AAPL. just fucking buy and hold it's really simple. just ask yourself when the fuck is anyone really going to not want to own TSLA and AAPL answer never so get your free money while the hype is real

How are you gonna thank Apple for making you rich? For me I’m gonna buy the new iPhone in September.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
should i be buying stock or calls right now aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>21724423
>>21724469
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW CAN I JUST BUY APPLE AFTER THIS SHIT???

>>21723965
Imagine still trusting the gov't

>>21724488
I'm trying to blow my load IN my gf and for aapl jesus pay attention
>>21724376
I wish she looked like that :^( she still a big titty brunette though

>>21724437
I'm saying the split is not important to decision process on whether you should buy or not.

CLSK IS GREEN AG-FUCK WHO'S DOING THIS SHIT

iI'm literally missing the gym right now so I can snipe sell my calls at 500

H O D L
O
D
L

T S L A
S
L
A

>>21724486
>also we're increasing taxes on the middle class to provide reparations for the black lives matter movement specifically.

>>21724542

I just ordered a Mac Pro with Pro Display and the Pro Stand.

>>21723037
Fuck you stop making it go up, I'm getting bankrupted over here.

JUST FUCKING CRASH THE MARKET ALREADY

>>21724440
Big money from 2008-2020 didn't want to touch this fucking economy. So it took its money into speculative pieces of paper that are crypto but backed by a company somewhere.
Now the general public is catching up from boredom and GIBBS

>>21724511
So I should take my losses in MU and just throw them into NVDA and AMD?>>21724545
Yes, probably you should.

>>21724542
by buying AppleHouse TM when they start making houses i will use my gains to buy one

>>21724548
Get over yourself, you are holding yourself back!

I could of made $20k had I bought aapl calls.
Feels bad man

>>21724437
look what happened in the past

That's the biggest selloff that happened today, Jews and Bobos always wait till the end of the day.

>>21724496
yes that's exactly it. It gives you a lot of confidence that you didn't need.
I do miss the days of selling $5,000 - $10,000 gains in a single day, though.

>>21724605
Sorry it only goes up

>>21724630
I don’t know what happened in the last and don’t know what to look up what happened.

Should I buy AAPL or just TQQQ?

>>21724162
From what I understand the stronger a persons reaction to it the longer immunity seems last. Also that those who catch it a second time tend to have a harder time with it.

>>21724486
>Additional tax and wage garnishment is waived if you make minimum wage
>But additional interest is there no matter what
>People can’t into math despite finishing college so they decide to get a lower paying job to avoid the extra taxes and wage garnish
>End up paying more than original loan by the end
>Zoomers who haven’t even entered college yet will have the same regulations in their loans despite never being forgiven

Damn...should I run for office? I think I realized my passion in life...

is options trading the best way to get rich? does day trading rule apply to options?

>>21724605
No

>>21724686
Kinda like getting raped

H O D L
O D L H
D L H O
L H O D

T S L A
S L A T
L A T S
A T S L

>>21724605
Should've bought the dip like everybody here.

>>21724356

Based. Better yet, do it right now and it will hit the milestone as you finish.

I keep seeing mixed information on this.. so today is the last day to secure the tsla/aapl split or can you buy next week and still get the split?

>>21724622
I can't even buy options faggot

>>21724393
Despite what faggits in here say, its not a straight line up. Its the same hype as horse, solo, blnk, etc Lol

There's FUD on no Unemployment extension, dollar weakness, no stimulus, and Coronita-chan, plus no actual news on why the rise of the stock. It can be bought as a fractional share by the target buyers now, so price isn't an issue.

Also the weekend.

There will be a pull back.

Don't let the 499 seller stop AAPL from glory. 500 EOD soon.

>>21724747
If you buy someone's shares before the split their rights to the split shares are transferred to you.

>>21724706
Options can get you very rich but the risk is 100%. PDT dont apply to options trading

>>21724706
best way to homelessness

>>21723125
dios mio

>>21724744
I cant cum without nice even numbers the 00 looks like number boobies and i scream GREEEEEN when i cream. Maybe ill use my gains to pay for therapy

>>21724706
don't take it from us, take it from the RH kiddies who have an hero'd recently.

>>21724771
>PDT dont apply to options trading
It most certainly does.

>>21724605
based

What will AAPL be monday?

>>21724769
thank you fren, hopefully people don't understand that and sell off next week

>>21724825
$475

WHO THE FUCK IS FUCKING SELLING????????????? STOP SELLING EVERYTHING BUT TECH YOU BITCH BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>21724751
Apple hype is not the same as that other speculative shit, there’s no question about whether people will buy the next iPhone or watch or laptop. They will.

>>21724795

Kek.

What happens when Apple hits 500

>>21724677
TQQQ is better since you dont miss out on the MSFT and the occasional AMZN pumps

>>21724855
I cum

>>21724848
How many puts have you bought if you really believe that.

COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>21724855
reset to zero

>>21724855
It will cost $500.

Literally how can the number line just keep going up forever and ever this shit is absolutely ridiculous.

>>21724855
sell orders trigger and it falls to $490

>>21724861
>TQQQ is better since you dont miss out on the MSFT and the occasional AMZN pumps
Buy and hold over the weekend or wait for the 9:30 dip Monday morning?

>>21724892
Because Americans are retards.

Buy ze dip on NET?

>>21724799
Ya ur right my bad, such a gay rule. You can thank the Democrats for that one

60% up on TSLA calls

thank you Elon

>>21724892
Still feeling guilty for not buying TSLA at a reasonable price of $1900? Must feel fucking shit, huh? See our SpaceX-Tesla collab rocket lift off like that and you left behind.

If AAPL dips after split IM GOING ALL IN BITCH!
And by all in I mean buying 100 shares.

So I'm pretty happy that AAPL is going to go $500+ pre-split.

Does anybody else think AAPL will split again within 2 years from now?

>>21724904
it'll dip below $140 monday morning wait.

>>21724855
Steve Apple come back from the dead to reign over the world for the next millenium.

Really having a problem finding something to hold over the weekend and thinking maybe SOXL is it. Nothing is showing a nice enough dip for a bounce back on Monday.

>>21724706
Best way to get rich is to create your own business that captures a gap in the market and scale it up. Easiest way to get rich is get a decent job, live below your means and invest as much as possible until you're 65.

>>21724892
It only be a issue once normies start screaming about how much u can make in the stock market.

For now, only the FEDs, corna chan & USD can stop this.

Clown market, buy whilst u can

>>21724949
jesus christ anon you eat a lot, fucking stop, you're not even high

Some very angry Bobos just blew their potential gains away.

apple stop dipping

I fucking love TQQQ and wish I learned about it sooner. This shit just prints fucking money. Fucking hell. It’s not even scary if you put stop losses above your entry price but below the fucking support.

>>21724486
Man, Obamacare fucked me over so hard when they inminented it. Unironically ruined my life.

>>21724949
Chad back with the hair dryer

Digits and we crash before close

>>21724949
Why do you keep a hairdryer on your computer desk?

>>21724949
diet ginger ale

Here it is for Apple: 24th is record date. Must be on the books as stock holder to get the shares by this date (T+2). So if you bought yesterday you'd be on the books. 28th after close of business is when you'd get the new shares. The 31st is the date the new price is listed on the market.

Why did Lori Laughlin get a 2 month sentence when her husband gets 5 months? That's rhetorical, I already know women get everything easier in life.

why spend time being worried about penny stocks when you can just buy calls for tech and make 30%+ time and time again

>>21724949
Is the blowdrier there to keep your pizza warm?

You guys think this meant anything?

>>21724949
Explain that fucking hairdryer before I find where you live

>>21724971
>the easiest way to get rich is to slave your life away until you're an old and decrepid boomer
lmao

>>21723577
Ready and willing. Account is up 110% for the day.

>>21724706
Do not do this it creates bankruptcy.

>>21724855
A void in the time/space continuum will form.....

and GNUS will perform a simultaneous reverse split and public offering

>>21724949
are you reheating pizza with a hair dryer? absolute unit

Can someone explain to me why people think SPY is going to crash to Covid Crash levels? People say we're bound to crash down. I don't get it. SPY has steadily been climbing to the point it was at prior to COVID. We've reached that point and now we're more or less resuming from where we left off in March. I'm sure it'll dip every now and then but like, why would it crash?

>>21725066
I'd kill myself.

wow, I'm not gonna lie lads, this chart looks fucking spooky. I don't think this parabolic growth is sustainable. The election is gonna wake up the bobos, me thinks.

Sold my MSFT shares this morning to buy AAPL calls. I am the market.

>>21725047
my wife once asked me what animal i'd most like to be
>human woman
... why?
>no consequences for anything ever

STOP SELLING CLSK

>>21723965
>lifesitenews
>petition say NO to vaccine!
>a lot of us were considered "conspiracy theorists" and labeled as "fake news"

sounds legit bro

>>21724949
I feel disgusted knowing I'm sharing a thread with you

>>21725047
>Lori Laughlin get a 2 month sentence when her husband gets 5 months
She obviously wasn't in control of the situation and probably didn't understand that what she was a part of was wrong.

>>21724949
>reddit spacing
>junk food
>windows
>nyanners
>no 4chanx
>gaymer keyboard
>yahoo finance
>chrome
leave and never come back

APPLE WHAT ARE YOU DOIN GO BACK UP

aaaaaand covered my TSLA short from 2090

TESLA DUMPING, LAST CHANCE FOR BUYING THE DIP FAGGOTS

>>21725093
At least I'm not on margin so I can only lose everything.

>>21725114
imagine him loudly chewing American junk food all day, every day, with no end in sight, just a heart waiting to explode.

>>21725101
You suck dick and get fucked in the ass though, so that would be the downside for most desu

>>21725091
Because the virus situation isn’t much different from the bottom of the crash and we’ve essentially fucked our economy nationally and internationally for decades to come.

>>21725091
Well, depends on what you mean. There are like 6 companies pushing SPY to new ATH because of their already large market caps before this. Everything else looks like it wants to retest march lows.

>>21725121
based

>>21725032
No you retard, stop spreading this garbage. If you buy after the 24th but before the 28th your broker will still transfer the new shares to you from the seller. You don't get free shares by selling during that period

BUY THE TSLA DIP

>actually made money shorting TSLA
The options chain literally tells you everything you need to know about where its going. And it was teasing 2100 to bleed 2100c buyers.
I have done what few others have ever tried.

>>21725102
It's barely moving, just relax

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>>21725121

The hairdryer is to dry my hair and is also a critical equipment component for my trading desk.

Peak bubble reached. Circuit Breakers in under a hour.

You don’t get them if you buy today?

>>21723403
Big brain move over here

>>21725151
not if you get married
don't even have to have sex

>>21724971
The market gap I would like to capture is animu sex dolls. Not weird human animu uncanny valley dolls but animu sex dolls that look like figures, scaled up and given joins/soft skin/fuckholes.

Any investors wanna help me?

>>21725208
...please... I’m so tired.... I can’t keep losing 20% every single fucking day...

TESLA DIP IS HERE, HOLD OR BUY

>>21724949
Are you me? Only difference is I'm watching hololive. We're gonna make it fellow cultured bro.

>>21725164
Let the misinformation spread so based retards sell off next week expecting free shares and then we can scoop them up

I've put 3k more on TSLA

lets gooo

FUCK YOU IDIOTS STOP SELLING APPLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>he didn't buy TSLA puts at the top

>>21725151
>Fucked in the ass
Disgusting

500 rejected
2100 rejected

Not today, boys.

>>21724949
>"Gold Bond" taint kreme suspiciously staged in corner of photo

>>21724949
>nyanners: good
>pizza: good
>set up: good
>yahoo finance: ....
>fork: ????

Are you eating pizza with a fucking fork? dafuq is your problem, man?????

Get the fuck outta here, scram!!

No 500 today so no risking a pregnant gf :^) but if it dips below 495 ill kill her alternately. I'm high risk bb

In 10 minutes those who kept their faith will be rewarded.

>>21725276
That was a hard rejection, a lot of bobos were waiting for that one, at the end of the fucking Friday nonetheless.

Lmfao NOBODY SELL. Classic Jewish play right here. Dumping the market to shake paper hands and buying more for cheapies at the last 5 minutes. Buy more.

>>21725062
yeh lmao.
Easiest way to get rich is to not goto uni and get in debt, then be a normie and waste money on trash.

I don't know, making money isn't even that hard, . I don't know how people have less than 6 figures before 30, let alone less 1000 dollars in savings like 50% of Americans.

What the fuck. IMAGINE BEING POOR.

That TSLA dip was on weak-ass volume. Check the candles. Plently of time for FOMO left.

>>21725222
>imblying your husband won't ass rape you and get harder the more you cry

>>21725144
Thankfully he's a tranny planetoid so he's unlikely to last much longer

>>21725302
what so bad about yahoo finance i use that shit to time my buys because tradingview doesn't update as fast as yahoo and my broker doesn't do live price updates

how much returns do you guys expect from TSLA and AAPL?

>>21725342
You'd have to be mentally stunted boomer to sell AAPL or TSLA right now. The guy who just took the profits, probably cashed out like $7,000,000 so he doesn't care. But I don't think that will be enough to start some -40% selloff on Monday.

Shout out to the Robinhoodie that bought my TSLA call at 2090

>>21725316
Sorry about your gf anon but I'm asking the big G to do me a solid and crash AAPL.

Face melting V-shaped recovery incoming.

>>21725436
Bout to make her see the big G if this motherfucker dips another 50 cents nahm sayn

WHAT THE FUCK WORKHORSIES HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO KEEP BLEEDING

>494

Bros I don't feel so good...

>>21725490
Until I decide it's low enough for me to buy in. Sorry.

>>21725480
Might not be today, but I gotta say Bobos had a solid display of power here. Should've waited till the next Friday, but still a respectable dip.

>>21725404
If there is a 40% selloff on monday, you buy the goddam dip

>that fucking dip on TSLA and AAPL
you better not be like the boomers on facebook that are trying to go short on these stocks

It begins

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

I'm sorry i doubted you Elon, should have just bought Tesla

>>21725541
Deal with it.

>>21725541
I bought so long ago I don't care if it goes below $2000, but our FOMO friends might have a nervous weekend.

>>21725560
>already recovering
LOL

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO TESLA AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oil is 10% below what it should. Buy oil or regret it next week!

>>21725603
We can't hit 2100 before the split date. There's a divine mandate stating that the post split price must be $420

>>21725603
It's the rotation to oil and value next week. Smart money knows

Watch AAPL at the :50 mark. You don't want to miss history.

anons will never make it if they see one dip at the end of a friday after a huge rally and sell. you should be holding for at least a few months if not a year. what fucking time frame are you monkeys operating on?

BUY THE FUCKING DIP

>>21725603
Someone decided he wants a Lambo in a different color.

>>21725091
The market is essentially a few companies (apple, microsoft, amazon, tesla, nvdia, netflix, and facebook). If any of these companies come across bad news they will take the whole market down with no survivors.

We have a debt bubble.
We have a student loan bubble.
We a tech bubble.
We have a housing bubble.

If one pops they all pop.

>>21725671
1m chart

>>21725666
Why oil, Satan?

>>21725666
Sorry Satan, but every previous time "smart" money tried to rotate into value stocks they got BTFO

make a new thread preferably non pedo themed

10 MINUTES, IT'S GOING TO TRY AGAIN

>>21725490
I need to buy im at 14.88 on Tuesday so rifht after that its a moonshot bb

>>21725670
And there was a historic nothingburger. Rip and baited.

are you guys holding your calls till next week or nah?

>>21725666
If that was true my autos and steel wouldn't be dumping.

HOLD
If you want to make it

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It's FOMO time.

Why is everyone shouting hold like anyone jumped unto these massive companies to pnd

AAPL IS COMING BACK 500 EOD CONFIRMED

>>21725032
I'm beginning to think these misinformation posts are malicious rather than stupid.

>>21725047
Kid gloves for women in the justice system is a thing.

>>21725154
>Because the virus situation isn’t much different from the bottom of the crash
Isn't it though? We're much closer to vaccines than before. Stock markets are much more about perception than people give it credit for. People will see vaccines and assume everything will be okay.

>>21725199
Elaborate. I think I know what you're saying but I'm curious what you mean.

>>21725302
I eat pizza with fork and knife. Also potato chips and popcorn with chopsticks.

>>21724706
I gained and then lost an amount equivalent to 1/3 of my RH play money balance in a matter of 2 weeks. Was planning a nice little vacay for the senpai a few days ago, but no longer