/biz/ - Business & Finance

I’m having a bad day biz bros;(

>>21717082
clsk $15 next week

>>21717082
first for triple leveraged funds

>>21717082
ah shit i fucked up the title

can someone explain the point of the record date if you still get the additional split shares as long as you purchase the stock by the ex date?

I love green Fridays, especially since they are usually red, so it makes you appreciate it even more.

horse whyyy

Doing good on the TQQQ Apple train

>>21717144
move to AEYE

...am I g-g-gonna make it anon?

>>21717127
you had one job

>>21717082
I'll give ya a friday afternoon you won't forget, COME ER BABY

Say for example you were foolish enough to have stocks in Wirecard. What happens when they start selling parts of it off like is happening now? At what point is there so little company that the exchange decides it no longer exists? What would happen to your stock, even if it's worth basically nothing it's still not worth nothing.

Too late to get into TQQQ today? Woke up late and missed the morning dip buy in and now it's only a dollar off ATH

>>21717171
>9/4
Why you guys do this to yourselves?

Enjoy it while it lasts.

TSLA bros let's pump!!!!

>>21717113
you shorted TSLA didn't you?

>several weeks ago
>sold overpriced tesla and amazon
>went big into rising united microelectronics and nio
>they both stall and drop for NO REASON
>good news only, good reports only, bright future ahead, LOL RED
>double bubble amazon still growing

this semen slurping hobby isnt for me, bizbros. actual gambling on sports makes more sense.

Hello
I have bought one (1) QQQ put
let's see how it goes hehe

>>21717198
Delisted

You still own the stock but good luck finding a buyer, may as well be worthless

>>21717244
Buy big companies and hold, it's that simple. Every single Anon who bought TSLA in the last week is already in the green.

>>21717244
except it makes complete sense. look at the trend and momentum/volume on tesla right now, compared to when it dumped to 1400 before starting this pump.
it's all just volume and what's trending

>>21717244
Sports gambling is more manipulated than the stock market frankly.
t. Sports gambling degenerate.

When the fuck are tesla and apple gonna stop Poooomping

Theyve saved all my losses in other stocks but when the fuck do I sell

OIL bros...

>>21717244
>news
I see your problem

>>21717316
Just before the split is the right time to sell.

>>21717244
Dude, why would you ever invest in something Chinese. Name 1 thing, just 1 fucking thing the Chinese have ever done right. Their shitty wall didn't keep out Mongolians, their shitty virus isn't even on the same level as MERS. Every single they do in the history of forever has been cheap and they cut corners everywhere. They flood their own cities just to keep 1 single dam from bursting. Never ever ever bet on China.

>"TSLA SELLING OFF!"
>look at chart
>it's up even higher
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my fucking sides dude, what a wild ride this is. glad i bought TSLA and bought AAPL

>>21717318
still up 300% on my wti contracts :^)
try not being retarded next time. don't buy shitty oil stocks

Give me my money Robinhood reeeeeee

>>21717316
Do you need money right now? If not then don't sell. If you need to pay rent or something, and you have no savings, then you've fucked up your life.

>>21717316
>Theyve saved all my losses in other stocks but when the fuck do I sell

like 2 months after the split.

>>21717208
A. I don’t really know what I’m doing
B. The gambling gives me an emotional response that nothing else can

Now that reddit and other normie faggots are aware of TQQQ and it’s true power, what are the chances it just gets de-listed or something like TVIX?

>>21717318
'ate tech
'ate growth
'ate gains
'ate china
'ate nothingburgers
luv burgers
luv me oil
luv me divvies
I can wait 20 years.
When I see big gains, I say to meself "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW"
Always a special place in me heart for the king of beverages
*sips*
SIMPLE AS
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>>21717365
>that one bearish post
What fucking retard would short Tesla right now of all times?

Who else killing it with RKT Sep 18 Calls right now? Up 110% the last 3 days

>>21717365
>some faggots start selling, hoping it will start the steep drop
>manlet-size dip gets devoured instantly
>bulls pump just to dub on the bobos who now have to buy back at a loss
I love this clown market so much, can't wait for another stimulus round.

>>21717244
>everyone knows and wants to buy and own TSLA
>everyone knows and wants to buy and own AMZN
>everyone knows and wants to buy and own AAPL

>no one knows wtf united microelectronics is, no one is following it or wants to own it
>no one knows wtf nio is, no one is following it or wants to own it

seethe more

I don't want to buy Tesla at 2k,this is so stupid they tripled in value without releasing new products what the fuck is wrong with stupid money this isn't how investing should work aaaaaAAAAAA

>>21717467
We all FOMO'd triggering more FOMO, and the cycle continues

>TSLA $2090

>>21717144
Horse will crab until USPS news you stupid fuck

>>21717450
honestly part of me wonders if this poomp train has no brakes because bobos are constantly shorting and getting short squeezed then shorting again and getting short squeezed over and over and over screaming ITS OVERVALUED THO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA while im just holding at 1927 and laughing all the way to the bank.

>>21717244
Just go with the robinhood zoomer flow. They're all so retarded, stubborn, and collectively powerful that they've become the only market force that matters.

>>21717467
Nothing about TSLA is investing. People wanted ETFs with cryptos in it.
Now you have one backed by Musk. THE HALVENING/SPLIT IS APPROACHING

>>21717426
Should that sad day come /smg/-raelies can all open futures accounts and manually run the same strategy on the /NQ as direxion does. The bright side is if you're feeling lucky you can do the strategy at 4 or 5x. You can do it with options too but the slippage from the daily rebalancing might be a challenge

>>21717426
You can just do qqq with leverage and options. You can 3x a bunch of great tech stocks yourself too.
Tqqq isnt necessary its just convenient

>>21717281
I hope you bought 10 TQQQ calls to compensate because it's only up from here.

>>21717546
what's "the strategy"?

>>21717532
Bobos are like crack to a bull market, the more there are the more money keeps flowing in from them having to cover

>CLSK
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>21717546
Just do it with LEAPs using Deep ITM calls. It's the same thing.

>>21717426
retard
>>21717546
retard
>>21717549
retard