/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21711932
First for SHLL

first for anime

Third for BABA is exclusive for Chads

I have about $45k sitting in an Ally savings account

i already maxed my roth ira this year. I was thinking of setting aside ~5 for emergency and investing the 40 remaining.

what would you do with it if you were me?

nth for tsla 2100 aapl 500 EOD

TSLA containment thread when?

TESLAS BACK BABY BOOMERS SHORT BTFO HAHAHAHHAHAHA WATCH THE SUICIDE RATE IN THE 50-80 CATEGORY SKYROCKET TODAY LMFAOOOOOO

>>21712005
Dump into TQQQ

>>21711984
is that fish OK ?

>faggot cartoons

boomers all in on tesla shorts sir
dump it to 2030 then pump it to 2100, crush dem

Should I exercise this $10 CLSK call? Or will this drop even lower by itself?

>>21712005
Take some profit and invest half of it

>>21712021
>TSLA moves .5%

>10:08 AM
>TQQQ Volume: 3.5 M

>When every single spread you wrote is about to expire worthless
Thank you Mr. Krabs!

>>21712016
Please. I haven't had this much fun on this board since wkhs. Let us have thissss

>>21712005
SOXL/TECL/FNGU/TQQQ

>>21711639
fucking BASED
i fucking love airplanes

Horsechads... it's not looking too good for us...

Gather around everyone. Let me tell you a story.
>spend everyday on /smg/ 3 years ago
>constantly lose money so leave.
>during those 3 years of absence I make very steady gains
Fast forward to this last 2 weeks
>come back to /smg/
>Lose a third of my portfolio in a week
>lose day trading privileges
>All in TSLA at the top today with margin
>I'm the only person on /smg/ who is actually losing money on TSLA
Well I'm stuck now. I'm just gonna hold until I get margin called and kill myself, or I'll make it.

NAK is dipping. Resist the urge to buy it though, this is a distribution phase.

>>21712140
it's looking the same as it's looked for weeks
go back

>>21711932
sugoi dekai $$

Lost $52 on Tesla today AMA

>>21712140
hold strong, brother. have faith that the horse shall run again :o)

>>21712144
just go QQQ/VOO you clearly are too anxious for this, if you buy on a high wait a least a week for gains, and bear in mind this is a totally atypical market, real life stocks trend up and down all the time short-term

My film and media stocks are falling! REEEEEEEEE why won't people be progressive and let hollywood fuck their kids!!

>>21712144
>he doesn't do the opposite of what biz says

TQQQ fighting that dump. Give in please, I want cheapies.

AEYE doing it again

>>21709567
mind telling me how it feels to be retarded?

>>21712144
>Playing with margin when you don't even have enough to get past PDT requirement
What are you doing man

>>21712144
How the fuck... man I'm sorry. maybe just try ETFs bro

In 2020, TSLA's stock price hits 2000 ushering in the next phase of human evolution. Oil ceases to exist as a commodity, becoming the dinosaurs that were its creation. The wealth of countries become tied to the number of TSLA gigafactories. Their security and prosperity guaranteed by the Dojo network of owned TSLAs which serve as benevolent overseers of their domains. 2020 is also when humanity reaches the singularity, and that singularity is Elon Musk. The inventor of digital payment services (Paypal), the first real electric vehicle (Model S), the first real batteries (Powerwall), the first real solar energy company (Solar City) and first real space travel (SpaceX).
In 2030, The fabled "Model M" turns out to be a single vehicle. The collective AI of the pooled Tesla Vehicles achieves the technological and AI singularity. Elon Musk fuses his consciousness inside the Model M with the help of Neuralink (he also invented AI), achieving immortality as a benevolent overseer to contribute his genius to humanity, now called Muskanity, for all eternity. The truly blessed believers, holders of whole TSLA shares, board the SpaceX genesis ship to create a new TSLAtopia on planets in a far off galaxy.
In 2050, TSLA reports its first quarter of GAAP profit. It moons, but as each share is essentially a national treasure, it is difficult to measure it on analog caveman pre-2020 terms.

When the crash happens it’s gonna be long and hard

>Be me
>Have a rough day yesterday
>be $600 below the $25k requirement

What's the move here? Throw it all into TQQQ, right?

>>21712144
Dollar cost average your current stack into a 60/40 split between TQQQ and TMF, add more money every month from wage cuck remunerations and rebalance every year. DON'T LOOK AT IT EXCEPT THAT YEARLY REBALANCE. Thank me in 20

>>21712197
Lol too late can't sell my Tesla because of day trading limitations. I'm sitting on my Tesla forever.

about to yolo 1/3 of my portfolio on KR, the AAPL of grocery stores

>>21712144
that is michael bolton, his best song would be 'how can we be lovers' ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JvU5w6WX78

Come on horse. Finish above 16 plz

i told you about AEYE and you fuckers ignored me
you're STILL ignoring me

>>21712149
too late I buy I buy

>>21712223
shit i sold that for a loss when it dumped a month ago

Fuck these lefties, literally all their complaints about DeJoy amount to fast-food-manager complaints and anecdotes. Fucking karens, JUST SAY PBI AND WKHS DEJOY THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

SAY IT WITH ME, TRUE CHADS

I. WILL. NOT. BUY. TSLA.
IT'S. TOO. EASY.!!!!!

I have 0.75 shares in Apple as I’m poor. Do I hold through the split or just sell end of day?

Reposting here from prev thread for people who think think a huge TSLA selloff is happening soon:
That comes later.
People don't realize how easy we have it. Permabulls and people wrapped up in politics think there won't be a second "crash" because of corona. The reality is that those at the top have profited greatly from this if they played their cards right. Those who didn't want a shot, and those who did will be more than happy to do so again. All we have to do is pay attention, sell, and buy back at sub 100 when the clueless boomers and greedy zoomers panic sell without intent or guts to buy back in.

Price predictions after split?

>>21712249
i got ya long and hard right here pal

>>21712249
Crash? This is just a small pullback before the December run starts. It won't go 300 in a day. That's not a healthy

Why is every media rat trying to scare newbies out of tech stocks?
They've been at it since late March of course, but it's getting worse every day.

>>21712245
https://youtu.be/o6vVbz7Epsg

>>21712047
fish maybe ok
>>21712220
no

>>21712212
I did do the opposite of /smg/ this week by shorting the market when everyone said go buy, got destroyed because of that too. I'm putting my future into the hands of musk now.
>>21712291
Thanks fren, I like Michael Bolton too.

>>21712174
>>21712144
Just hold it.

>>21712313
probably got buried over these teslaniggers jizzing their pants every time it moves .5%

ryzen... down

so DEGIRO closed the short legs of my bear call spread for no reason
the underlying was 10% away from it being ITM and expiry was October
what the hell? did their risk algorithm shit itself? I don't understand why they did this

Quick someone get their rich Saudi prince friend to market order $50 million TSLA right now.

Remember when you morons insisted that TSL would never breach 420?
Good times. Always do the opposite of what you fags say.

>>21712313
Credit where credit is due, AEYE was shilled over a month ago. I didn't buy in :(

>>21712403
>I'm putting my future into the hands of musk now.
i don't think the TSLA stock is in musk's hands right now, I think it's being manipulated honestly. be careful anon

>>21712428
volume is literally just now hitting AEYE
it's going parabolic TODAY
like right fucking now

>>21712378
They just make shit up dude
If stock guys up half will day BUY BUY BUY while the other half will doomsay and say it's going to crash rapidly

Nobody fucking knows in those kind of media outlets, they just shit out hundreds of articles a week stating the obvious and giving opinions and it's all just garbage.

>>21712249
Holy shit I’m going all in on Pixar milk calls give that fucking milkyyy wahhh wahhhhhh baby wantt miiiiilllkkkyyyyyyy

hey what program do you guys use to watch real time stocks. I use Etrade and the 15min delay is fucking annoying. i heard thinkswim is good.

HORSECHADS MAKE IT STOP

>>21712274
Shows how anxious you are. From now on just hodl tsla and buy ETFs and aapl

>>21712472
I'm hoping the split saves me frankly.

>>21712449
TSLA is painting a bull pattern, probably going off to 2150.

>>21712472
Of course it's in Elon's hands. He's releasing one news after the other. As soon as one pump ends, he reveals the next news. The fact is, all of this was probably finalized months ago and he's just timing the news reveals to have a continuous pump.

>>21712458
Good thing you went all in on tsla calls in April.

I know we are all in and cooming on aapl and tsla right now but is there still room to talk about others? I've made 10% in 15 days of holding a stock that I never see mentioned here. Its a long hold which I know a lot of you guys are mostly on the dope chase of fast trading, but they did an IPO this year and have a competitor that tripled in less than the past 3 years doing the same thing in 2018

KTOV is taking off, everybody is scrambling to cover their shorts but there's less shares to use to cover. KTOV is going to $60

>>21712551
did you intend to mention it or...?

>>21712060
Cancel that, pump it, let them in. Tell the media to talk about the split and tell Trump to hand the stimulus in August.

>>21712534
I am more convinced of this every day that goes by.

>>21712032
>>21712109

Tell me more about TQQQ

Some Wall Street Journal article said it's volatile

>>21712551
I dont give a fuck about your pretend mystery stock

>>21712551
And which stock is that anon?

>>21712615
3x leveraged QQQ so more volatile

>>21712615
It's literally QQQ. NASDAQ.

>>21712551
> Not posting the company
Why?

>>21712551
>and doesn't name the fucking stock
You're an obvious shill

>>21712551
Well you haven't mentioned the actual ticker, so no we can't really talk about it

you ever just buy something ironically and it becomes profitable? haha

now that i've fomo'd into apple, i either cry or wait happily

>>21712591
It's KTOV.

Red mode doesn’t make me feel the good chemicals in my brain. I want the good chems again.

Also, my BABA calls are up 30%.

Woo!

>RKT calls
>AAPL calls
>BLNK puts
>feelsgoodman

Why does Robin hood take to long bros

>>21712551
here's your attention, acting so needy and passive aggressive is very off-putting btw, half of us could assume a woman wrote this

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/chinas-alibaba-offers-olive-branch-032125056.html

>Alibaba has moved to ease tensions with Donald Trump, as the US president continues to threaten Chinese firms.
>Chief executive Daniel Zhang said the online retailer's policies "support American brands, retailers, small businesses and farmers".
>The comments came as the tech giant announced a better-than-expected jump in quarterly sales.

BASED ALIBABA! That's how you ease tensions. Support American brands.

>>21712615
Scared money don't make none. TQQQ has absolutely ridiculous returns over the past decade. Just check this website every day and sell your TQQQ when it tells you to sell it.

https://xivinvestment.com/#myPage

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL CONTINUING TO INSIST ON IGNORING AEYE

I really need to reallocate. I refuse to sell AYX because I think it’s going to break $200 at some point. It can automate a lot of mundane tasks and most normies aren’t willing to learn to program.

$486

Do not bet against America or American-brand Chinese goods (AAPL).

Fuck.

Why are you buying RKT anon? The housing market is supposed to crash soon.

GUYS, BUFFET ISNT IN TSLA

ABORT
B
O
R
T

>>21712724
Webull is faster than that for me, but I guess what really matters is which gives you more buying power.

>>21712733
stop calling trannies women

Confused boomers giving in
>>21712784
He's also on gold and probably lost 5% this week

If you missed Tesla options, grab some Alibaba 1/15/21s or November calls quick!

>>21712784
He said the only reason for that is that he doesn't understand it, he's a Proto-Boomer, you'd have to forgive him that one.

>>21712749
>>21712711

>>21712772
...bro....

>>21712615
Only boomers hate volatility.

MAN I'M GLAD I FOMO'D INTO AAPLE

>>21712591
I asked once before 2 weeks ago and nobody cared so I just figured I'd ask first
>>21712665
>>21712667
>>21712672
See response above
>>21712630
Vertex (Verx) I'm not just shilling this is not a pump and dump and I do have a position of like 1
$1500 I bought in the 24 dollar range. They do sales tax software and they do it better than most. Their competitor Avalara first shares were in the $40 range 2 years ago and now trade at over 120 (not quite tripling so I apologize my math was slightly off) again this isn't something to hold less than a year to see legitimate gains but I genuinely think that we will see solid and steady upward momentum. SaaS is good business

All this People who sold NVDA before earnings call because of that one anon fearmongering about muh rugpull feel like idiots right now

>>21712802
>what's going on? We'll be honest, we don't know
That's basically the absolute state of the markets right now in general

>>21712772
What am I looking at here

>>21712868
position of $1500**

I hate those fucking barcode algo shits so much.

>>21712880
Just sold my NVDA calls feels good.

>CAW CAW CRAWWW YES OR NO IS ORANGE MAN BAD OR NOT ME NO LIKE NUANCED EXPLANATIONS SKRAAAWWW
Women in congress was a mistake, hope this bitch is tied up between 4 WKHS mail trucks and pulled apart when this shit is over

Alibaba rising..

GUYS SEND PAYPAL YOUR ENERGY

>>21712685
For the first time I’m thinking about ditching SLV for tech calls. I wish I had sold the first big pump but overall I still haven’t lost money yet.

Guys if tesla hits 2100 today im going to go jack off to bbc porn in the bathroom here at work and post a photo after i cum on the toilet paper dispenser

aapl is a bigger pajeet-magnet than tsla
seriously once i started thinking of the market as a pajeet rupee transfer machine, things turned around for me

how much longer is this fuckin bubble going to go on for. are they going to crash the economy before the election? is that the point? can it really go on another 4 years? the drop is going to be nuclear. what the hell is going on.

t. too dumb to capitalize on it

>>21712362

No one has any guess?

>TSLA is $400
>"Only an idiot would buy now"
>TSLA is $800
>"Only an idiot would buy now"
>TSLA is $1000
>"Only an idiot would buy now"
>TSLA is $1500
>"Only an idiot would buy now"
>TSLA is $2000
>"Only an idiot would buy now"
>TSLA is $100
>"WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY, BROS?"

Anyone here try leveraged index + leveraged bonds? I'm thinking about trying but seems like it could just be hacking backtests or pennies in front of steamroller
https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=272007
https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=288192

TQQQ 140
>TQQQ 140
TQQQ 140
>TQQQ 140
TQQQ 140
>TQQQ 140

I wish I could program ActiveTrader to run trades based on the Pivot Points indicator

>>21712884
An account balance.

>>21712880
what platform bro
I need a new euro fag broker

>>21712995
Buy the dip would be the right play, it would recover in 2 months.

>>21712752
Thank you. Looks like it says HOLD right now. Should I wait until it says buy?

>>21712954
What did you expect?

>>21712995
I fully expect this. But at least I can look back and say I tried to make it, rather than look back and wonder what could have been.

>>21712998
all you need is tqqq

>>21711932
saved

I bought 10 AAPL stocks a few days ago. Will I make it, frens?

>>21713062
trade republic, only avaible in germany and austria for now though

>>21712880
Wish i hadnt but i felt obligated to consolidate 6% gains and also all in on tsla

Cool I guess TQQQ just goes up parabolic forever. No need to use my brain, just buy it every time I have money to spend.

>>21712762
Stop buying penny stock scams.

>>21713111
ffs why is it impossible to get a decent broker outside of the USA you'd think someone would fill this giant gaping niche in the market

>>21713119
just check between 2010 and 2020. just hope it does that again

Boomers are the scum of the earth, everytime a non boomer stock goes up they go all in on shorts

Did you guys grab your Alibaba calls? It's running towards the moon.

Some Anon told me to buy nvidia. I bought it instantly started to pump.
NVIDIA ALL THE WAY BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>21711932

Thank you Sminem for blessing my TSLA stocks

>>21713136
stay poor

>>21713111
Was that the one where you have to identify you per webcam?

>>21713115
yeah you did good on tsla, the fomo is real but I dont ahve any cash left so I have to wait until split. Same for aapl.

>>21712752
why would they give away this advice for free if it worked that well

>>21713136
how is it a scam if you make easy money on random pumping penny stocks

>>21713182
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with boomers

>>21713186
No calls but 50 shares

>>21713105
You should have about $16,000 in 2-3 years from that.

>>21713196
>AudioEye doesn't even have an options chain
Stay poor

>>21713196
Enjoy getting exit scammed, nigger.

>>21713186
bought a few shares at $248 during the china ban scare and sold puts

>>21712733
So passive aggressive to check if there's room to talk about anything but tsla before typing out a bunch of info oh noooo

Buffett unironically bought the top on gold

>>21712995
Thinking I don't have a stop loss set well into profit

>>21713222
Checked and based

>>21713252
Based

>>21712884
>Wife transferred 10k to put into 2.5% 12 month CD
>Want to put it into Apple instead

>>21713265
Type your faggot retard information then, asshole. Nobody cares about you gauging for interaction like this is your tranny instagram.

>>21712868
I'll look into it, thanks for the tip

>>21713294
>CD
is your wife perhaps a 80 year old woman?

>>21713200
yes

I think im going to rub one out to Geronimo the BVLL fucking an 18 year old sissy white boi. Mmmmmmmm gonna be so hard.
I hope tesla hits 2100 i wanna nuttt

>>21713362
Women dont understand investing.

>>21713265
Congratulations, you're holding RKT, stop attention begging

>>21713295
read the thread

>>21713362
women are literally all averse to risk by definition

>>21713265
yes and every post you've made since then has the same tone. Do you also enter a group of people having a conversation irl and say "oh well if anyone wants to hear what /I/ have to say... let me know... if you have time between talking about this bullshit.." and when they're like uhh ok go ahead bro you're like "well the last group of people I walked up to ignored me when I mumbled something while they were talking so whatever"
Jesus. And yeah, like that other guy said, if it's RKT, half of us are already in on it you're not special or a genius. Learn some people skills.

>>21713362
No, 32 but she's risk averse. She has 125k in a dumb savings account. Luckily I made her max out her Roth IRA and 403b so she has 300k there.

>>21713119
Retard here, can confirm this is what I'm doing

>>21713240
>put up stop loss
>profit if it goes down
>???
you're a fucking retard

>>21712677
Me it was nvda. I bought in 2005 because I liked vidya games and they were the only company that wasn't a total shitshow in terms of drivers / compatibility / shit performance. I sold off my gains in the 2007 split (regret) but its worth over a $1m today.

Did zero research. Just bought it because I liked their shit and have held ever since.

>>21712364

das wum tom bout carl!!! sit and spin, dingbat!

What's this pattern called? I want to go check out their Stocktwits.

>>21713294
Ya'll ngmi

Does anyone elses cum look like spoiled milk? Its all coagulated and kinda yellow

>>21713444
>>21713389
>>21713295
stop replying

>>21713079
No because it's not going to say buy until AFTER it dumps and starts to recover. Who knows how long that is from now? It could be weeks but it could also be months from now. Might as well buy now.

>>21713477
Pump and dump

I wish I was Lumber anon sometimes!

Where my micron chads at I'm up -6.27%
:')

>>21713444
can argue with those trips

Kansas City Cucks amirite

>>21713434
Its by design fag. We wouldn't be here today if they weren't. Infant mortality rates before modern civil engineering were like 25%, not to mention birth complications.

The misogyny on this board is cancer. Its YOUR job to provide for her fag. You do the risky shit. She's the one letting you sleep on her futon when you lose everything on pot stocks.

Idiot.

should i buy aeye rn

>>21713491
Chronic dehydration.

>>21713311
Sure thing. Hoping to just hold it along with a bunch of pre split apple for a couple years.
>>21713389
Wrong, read the thread
>>21713444
in the time time it took you to write all that bullshit babble you could've read the thread and found that it was not RKT or any other shit you typed I didn't bother to read it, and done 5 min of comparison to see if it was worthwhile. You can keep sperging but im trying to help you make money

>>21713548
bro....
same

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>21713597
Im not dehydrated tho i drink alot of water

What's TSLA gonna open at monday?

How do I stop browsing /smg/ watching anime and cooming while working from home?

>>21712437
Probably to do with the flatexbank changeover.

Email them. Or phone them.

what are you guys eyeing for options next week?

>>21713586
>>>/soc/
Cringe, beta.

>>21713595
the answer has been yes for over a month

>>21713617
no you fucking scammer faggot

>>21713625
I think we're reaching the point where it's irresistible to take profits, even with the split on Friday. We'll see, I don't think it will tank, unless it will be a coordinated action of the major holders.

Wait, what the fuck happened with my KTOV stock? Did they reverse split or some shit? I didn't hear any news on this.

>>21712974
I’ll join you.

Not in person mind, no homo, but I will also jack off at my workplace while alone on the toilet.

Bros, when are we selling Tesla? When will the dump be?

AAPL $500 today?

AAPL $490(???)

Another 5000 day if this holds. Thanks Apple

>>21713649
Tell me when you figure it out, I have a gf, yet working from home since March made me COOM to Kuro like I'm a single again.

AAPL 490
>AAPL 490
AAPL 490
>AAPL 490
AAPL 490
>AAPL 490
AAPL 490
>AAPL 490
AAPL 490
>AAPL 490
AAPL 490
>AAPL 490
AAPL 490

I said AAPL 490 EOD but uh.. it's only the start of the day..

BABA IS UN STOPABLE

>>21712586
They just dropped 30% and did a 10-1 reverse split

>>21713692
Never.

>>21713649
Strict self discipline, learn it and you will stop hating yourself

>>21713692
Right about now is appropriate. I haven't been a bagholder in a long time. Only seems fitting it would start now.

>>21713662

alpha = complaining that you are such a fucking low value loser that you don't have enough money to invest on your own and must manipulate a women to give you her cash. Yeah thats real alpha breh.

My beta position of making scads of cash on my own to invest without begging my gf (lol) for her allowance is the loser position.

/biz/ in a nutshell ladies and gents.

>BABA
>TSLA
>AAPL
>Literally all of QQQ
BASED

>>21713561
not only do they play in one of the nations fag capitals, but now they can't wear their face paint and rainbow feather head dresses.

i sold calls to pay for a chicken wing feast tonight and it's not working out.

Boys don't celebrate your AAPL and TSLA just yet, its almost lunch time, you know what that means....

SIP... time to go all in on shorts SIP

>>21713723
Sup stockwatch

>>21713657
apple 500 eom
its juiccyyyy

>>21713692
I think everyone is in a great mood, the dip can be averted, unless the Jews will coordinate it next week. No idea, I'm holding, it will pump after the split anyway, they it will pump from stimulus.

>>21713759
Plz be big dip at $500.
Plz
Plz
Plz

Why would you buy TQQQ when FNGU exists?

>>21712724
Can't you use a card to deposit? I'm using T212 and when I deposit from my card it's instant.

>>21712362
500

>>21713757
I'll be sure to post my commissions when they're done for you anon

>>21713857
Never bet against the Jews, anon. They have too much power, but it's waning

bros..

can someone explain to me how markets become bifurcated? is there an underlying mechanism that causes this phenomenon? can i find historical precedence?

>>21713561

Whole league is fucked anyone who supports nigger ball still is completely brainwashed. I haven’t watched seriously since before 2005 though started to slide downhill when goodell took over

Literally just grab long dated calls for anything megacap tech

LITERALLY cannot lose money
Stop spending money on random shit like KTOV SHLL AEYE RKT, options are leveraged gains. And you know what tech does - it goes up.

>>21713805
Checking Bezos' old pictures you'd think he had a Testosterone Replacement Therapy.

>start fucking with penny stocks
>lose 50% of my portfolio
>stocks arent for me
>buy ETFS
>make $6 in one day
>"yay safe gains"
>see anons say "how can you even lose money in this market, just buy TSLA"
>ask myself why I haven't tried that
>buy AAPL calls
>buy TSLA calls
>up $3500 in an hour and a half
>now I get it

dubs and i sell my pump and dumps at a loss to buy aapl

>>21713841
you mean aug28?

Holy shit, for once FOMOing into a stock paid off. Thank you AAPL!

>>21713835
*cracks open a cold one*
*first sip of the day*
GAAAAAAAAAH! Yup, Tesla will make us rich in 10 years.

>AAPL reaching $500 soon
my hands are slowly getting weaker by the day, should i sell?

>>21712749
Anything to raise their stock price.

>>21713925
I have Sep 4

>>21713919
Fucking pennies man. I've made more money swinging TQQQ.

Nigger hour on CNBC.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM COOMING

>>21712982
> Amazon, Apple, Walmart, Target, etc. profits all up between 40%-80%
> bubble
The stock market is not the “main street” economy, anon. It is the collection of the publicly-traded shares of the largest corporations in the world. This year has been the largest transfer of wealth from small businesses to publicly-traded companies in all of history, but you have clearly not been paying attention.

>AAPL

>>21713904
liquidity issues, although rare these days with all of the arb bots

>>21713950
>selling before split
what are you, retarded?

>>21713950

Nothing wrong with taking profit.

>>21713806
Keep coping beta

>>21713919
Stick to regular, good stocks but once in a while a penny stock comes along that you can make a lot on, I'm currently holding CLIS waiting for the launch.

>>21713871
i've been asking myself this. i get that fang drives qqq higher. idk it's more the psychological pushback of being SO fucking concentrated, tossing the diversification mantra out the window.

Bought some 500 AAPL 8/21 calls just a few minutes ago at .5, already up 200%. Easiest money of my life.

NEVER SELL APPLE EVER

>>21711932
this is now a girls frontline thread

>>21712784
And he wouldn't be in Apple if someone didn't go behind his back and load up on it.
And those Apple shares and the thing keeping Berkshire afloat.

>>21713893
Please, no, I can only produce so much semen. My girlfriend will feel left off.
>>21713919
Good companies only, Anon. That's the entire secret.

>>21712982
no bubble here. These tech companies are printing money. How do some people not understand this. The only way a crash could happen is if the government does something dumb.

>>21711932
guys, what the fuck is happening with WDC? why is it so cheap? i want to go all in this but i want to see what /biz/ says first.

this literal retard on CNBC
they're seriously just pointing the camera at anyone

time apple holy fuck

>>21713913
this is a fucking chad strategy. next down day im loading up: AAPL, TSLA, NVDA long dated calls.

>>21714025
you're gonna be drained anon

>>21713971
could you explain a bit in detail? i'm not a complete newb. i understand liquidity = spread. but i don't follow. thank you

>>21713950
>selling before the split
>it pumped after every single split in the past
>BRRRRR economy
Anon, think for fucks sake.

>>21714020

BNSF keeps Berkshire and Buffet afloat.

>>21714032
They make shit storages.

APPLE TO THE MOON

>>21714051
what site is that

Holy fuck I was so focused on TSLA I didn't noticed AAPL, $500 EoD

>>21714089
>consoomer market
no one cares about that, i am talking about data centers.

>>21713586
>>21713806
What the fuck are you on about? I just pointed out an obvious thing and you blew it up to some extent.
Dilate. Filtered.

>>21714101
Skeb. its a site that lets you commision japanese artists. has an auto translate thing for your commision requests

>>21714115
haha mania!
time for a healthy pullback to get you guys!

>>21712519
retard here

I heard ETFs are ''safe'' but gotta hold for long.
Is it true?

>>21714051
Guess my gf will have to be satisfied with her horse dildo for now.

Kino David Bowie intro on cnbc

>wake up
>RKT green yet again
>up by 8%

as Warren Buffet would say. Buy the dip, faggot.

>>21714135
>Skeb
neat, thanks

>>21713919
Sell that call, fren. Take profit.

His name is Tim Cook! His name is Tim Cook!

>>21714151
I unironically agree, this is too good to be true.

>>21714135
what if something gets lost in translation and your commission ends up being some dude fucking an eel?

all the fucking people who can't afford/to scared to go in on TSLA are going in on AAPL

>>21714219
it shows them the original English too. a lot of the artists seem to understand It I guess because one of my commissions the guy actually wrote dialogue in English. I think English is taught in Japanese schools but I could be wrong

>>21713950
I selling covered calls after the split

Sold my .5 tsla and went all in on aapl calls yesterday

>>21714219
kek

have fun boys, I'm out..

Tesla about to moon

>>21711932
YAMERO

>>21714297
STOP MAKING MONEY GOYIM, GO BACK TO YOUR CAGIE

The absolute state of $KODK

>>21714297
Just deposit more.

>>21714301
*tank

>only got 25 aapl shares
it was $10k but i wish i had put in more

APPLE is really going to 500 next week huh?

>>21714359
today.

>>21714336
>$KODK I went all-i at $40
>breakeven
>lambo soon
Are these stock twit niggers retarded? I mean literally as in uuhhUUUUHHHuhh retarded?

>>21714274
It is but very badly. Most of them only know the engrish phrases used in pop culture. Most English teachers are just native Japanese with bad English.

$KIRK mooning this morning!!! :D

>>21714297
Yeah it happened to me too. Now I have to wait 90 days before I can day trade again.

>>21714359
I'd say $525 EOM, and then it'll come back to the $300 per share by EOY.

>>21714359
500 today 550 this time next week.

>>21713981
>>21714066
why sell right before the split? what makes you so sure that it's going to dump at that exact moment?

>>21714359
*600

>didn't sold AKER when it was green 5 days ago
>could have bought 2 more AAPL shares
Next time I have to listen to my guts.

>>21714359
How does 550 sound?

Fuggg I sold my AAPL calls too early. Please come down so I can buy more on Monday.

>>21714297
What does that mean?

>>21714555
Jews making sure that you go to work instead of making money on the market. Only they are allowed to do that.

>>21714555
It means no more day trades. That's your last warning before they fuck you.

My QQQ and BABA calls are already 40% up and they expire in January. It's such a good feeling bros.

>>21714555
he is too poor to be day trading according to the government.

>>21714614
>>21714614
>>21714614
>>21714614
new thread

>>21714297
This is perhaps 1 good thing about being a Eurofag trader

>>21714153
you can only choose two: liquidity, safety and quick gains
since ETFs and stocks have liquidity, you can only pick one more

Watching these how to trade options youtube videos on robinhood. They have millions of views.

>>21714586
but why did they warn him?
What moves did he do ?

>>21714209
haha idiot

>>21713444
Oh looks this long hold is up an additional 4% from when I told you about it. Maybe if you werent so busy being a cunt you'd have had time to research it

>>21713871
> Implying I don't hold both

I bought

>>21714238
Literally me 2 weeks ago.

>>21714057
https://www.youtube.com/user/EricHunsader/videos

>>21713672
>beating the S&P 500 is a scam

also wtf AAPL you going to 3T soon or what?

>>21714336
>GNUS next KODK runnnnnnnnnnn
Fuck it......I'm going all in on both