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21701533 No.21701533 [Reply] [Original]

Parents are getting divorced, how can I profit from this?

>> No.21701567

>>21701533
Tell one of them to short link and the other to long it
Stay with the one who profits

>> No.21701581

>>21701533
Fuck mom now she's free

>> No.21701700

>>21701567
This

>> No.21701947

>>21701533
Find a new rich stepdad and mom.
It's that easy

>> No.21702058
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21702058

>>21701581
>>21701947
But I love my mom and dad

>> No.21702060

>>21701567
Fucking based idea