/biz/ - Business & Finance

She is right

How the fuck are you getting dates if you're a 23 year old getting cucked by your mom?

>>21699279
>turning down a date
>xbox
gay

>>21699279
lol wut

>>21699279
Based mom.

>>21699340
THIS LADIES DUAGHTER ASKED IF I WANTED TO GO GET DRINKS "ONCE" AND THEN SHE STARTED TO ENJOY MY COMPANY I GUESS IDK BUT WTFFFF I TURNED HER DOWN AFTER SHE ASKED FOR A MOVIE NIGHT!! I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE FRIENDS FUCK MEEEEEEE

>>21699497
I HATE THIS LAST TIME SHE TOOK MY SHIT SHE GAVE IT TO MY LITTLE COUSIN AND I NEVER GOT IT BACK

>>21699570
You better go have sex

Now you have to impregnate the friends daughter retard

>>21699570
Your mom has stolen your shit before and she still has a key to your apartment?

I mean, I'd understand if your mom's friend's daughter is a total dog, but if she is at least a 6 or 7, then yes you deserve to lose your gaming console.
Stop playing video games and grow the fuck up.

>>21699279
>/biz/ - Business & Financ

fuck off kiddo

Just call the police and have her arrested.

my mom is trying to set me up too but i dont know how to tell her i dont find her friends daughter attractive

>>21699604
SHES TOOO ANNOYING IF I PUT MY PEEPEE IN CRAZY SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE TILL I DIE. IM GONNA TAKE HER ON A DATE OUT TO A RESTAURANT AND RACK UP A BILL AND DIP OUT THE BACK DOOR. FUCK HER SHE PROBABLY COMPLAINED BECAUSE I TOLD HER I THINK HER FACE IS TOO SMALL AFTER I SAID NO TO THE DATE

>>21699604
this
cum in that pussy

>>21699279
All in DMG. Move out. Tell them to eat shit. Wait for DMG to 50x and put it into DMM. Never work again.

>>21699681
Im calming down now....fuck me.. shes probably about a 6 at best, the only thing she has going for her is big titties. Shes as dumb as a rock because daddys money.

>>21699724
>I TOLD HER I THINK HER FACE IS TOO SMALL
Kek I take back what I said anon, you're alright

>>21699693
OP here, tell her your not interested and hid your shit

>>21699279
>rejects free pussy

>>21699684
You guys are my fav people thought id share

>>21699798
Pussy is never free, buddy.

>>21699757
If you marry her, then "daddy's money" could eventually become "anon's money".
It's time you started thinking forward and planning out your future.

>>21699627
She only has done this 3 other times when she comes into the area. Its minor stuff like whatever ive been wasting my time doing (games, Ipad, pet shrimps). I think shes trying to get me to have a relationship for grandkids but fuk that, the girls here cant hold convos esily

>>21699757
Destroy her pussy at least once to get your Xbox back

>>21699870
I cant stand anyone other than her dog and her older sister. They never do anything fun, just typical middle class women shit like hobby lobby.

>>21699724
Chad

>>21699924
Maybe I can convince my homeboy to smash and take the attention away from me, I'll be lucky to see that xbox unless i can keep my little shit cousin from asking if he can "borrow" it.

>>21699957
Then just let her do her boring shit while you go do your own boring shit.
It's not like being in a relationship means having to do everything together all the time. How you describe this girl, she seems relatively low-maintenance anyway.
If she wants you to join her, tell her that stuff's just not for you. If she insists or packs a sad, then assert your dominance as man of the house.

You ARE a man, right?

>>21699279
>>21699538
>>21699570
>>21699724
Fuck your mom for wanting you to date, putting peen in is overrated it will never compare to hours of vidya and fapping.

>>21699901
THREE times? You need to establish some fuckin boundaries right now.

>>21700083
FUCK yes im a man! to be honest she would be really low maintenance, but i have known her for a long while, we just barely talked and i think the only reason she likes me is because I enjoy purple and she knows I want to own a plane in the future. She does think im cute becasue she said so when we got drinks but I thought it was an observation not a hint.

>>21699757
>daddy's money
Bro you already know how to profit off of this, why are you making this thread. Marry the big the nice Jewess with the milkers and become rich

>>21700151
YOu are speaking the truth frend

>>21700199
It was my fault for saying she could come whenever she wants tho my dude, ill probably just ask why she thought it was a good idea and ask her to leave my stuff alone.

>>21700263
Take her keys. She's stealing your shit and telling you who to date because you have no boundaries. When she comes over she can ring the doorbell.

>>21699279
get out of my board norman

Guys I have an idea, what if I took her out on a peddle boat, right, and just flipped her off the side and left. Is that enough of a fuck you for having the audacity to cause my xbox to be momlifted?

>>21699757
Fucking retard that's the best kind you get her credit cards

>>21700353
fuck you, I love biz and ill never leave. Finance is a real kings game.

>>21700365
You know now that you mention it, she probably leaves her purse unzipped. maybe ill take a pic and post her for anons to buy crypto, I have no idea the amoun of money she has because I know for a fact shes never worked, but maybe, just maybe.

stop typing save this thread read it back in 5 years and understand how cringe it is. you're cringe and underage. kill yourself and sage

>>21700201
>rich dad
>tells you she wants to bone
This better be a fucking larp, what is your problem faggot just fuck her

>>21699538
>not having dates and sex for months before she asks for exclusivity to which you say no
ngmi

>>21700457
im 23 and Its not cringe, biz is comfy and I can speak my mind to my fellow men here. But if this hoe complains anymore about me then im gonna kms beacause her parents are family friends and ill never hear the end of it

>>21699279
did your post get delayed 8 years?

>>21700464
not larp, just dont want a dull monotonous time. Im also positive if I boned she would expect a commitment and shes boring as hell

>>21700506
you're acting like a 15 year old unironically just kys now no need to wait

>>21700534
Ok I can respect that. Change your locks though wtf are you doing letting your mom have a key to your place. I don't even let my family visit without advance warning beforehand.

>>21700558
hind sight being 2020 that was a terrible idea i will admit, you are correct.

>have literally been rejected by tons of girls, try really hard, but it never seems to be work out
>have traveled the world, learned different languages, done a bunch of shit in the hopes of finding a relationship
>op just gets his mom to hook him up
just fucking kill me senpai

>>21700599
Hey man I know the feels, dad was in the chairforce and we were stationed in england for 7 years and I was too gung ho american so all the girls thought I was weird. I think you would still be happier if you set your own self up and didn't have your 50 something year old mom do it for you.

Just get yo dick wet and then tell your mom her pussy smells like shit

>>21699848
No? After sex you just block them.

>>21700709
kek man, she probably smells sour because lots of gummies and onion rings. She ate them all herself when we went out for drinks

>>21700744
And then 9 months later get 20 years of bills in the mail

>>21700813
>giving them your real name or cumming inside
Never gonna make it.

>enters your apartment uninvited and steals your property
anon, anything pushed on you by your mother is an attempt to sabotage you, no exceptions. work up the balls to tell her to fuck off or she will make it her mission to cuck you for the rest of her life.

>>21700786
Yea anon I would have passed too there is nothing more foul than a girl who eats more than you.

>>21700929
Yeah you're right, I should just tell her to f off and give me the key, but i dont think she'll cuck me, at least not relationship wise. but gaming wise yes itll be a an anger fest next week

Does this place even have mods?

>>21701065
During normal hours yes

>>21700985
Im glad we are on the same page, there wasn't many to begin with but i dont think it occured to her that I may want one or two.

>>21701065
Thread probably wont last much longer, move along partner.

>>21701059
>she won't cuck me
i meant she will cuck your whole life. anything you want for yourself, she will try to fud or shame you out of it. she only took your console this time because that's what you like to do. speaking from experience, you will suffer her bullshit until you make it clear that she is not to treat you like shit.

>>21701213
shit man my bad, I understand what you mean now, tough to hear man, hopefully you nipped it in the butt quicker than i have.

>25 posts by this id
>23 year old told by his mom who to date and taking away his gameconsole

>>21700599
>op's mom hooks him up with an average looking rich as fuck girl
>refuses
my fucking sides

>>21701408
fuck you, i cant sleep and i only have my rage and my computer

your based mome is trying to set you up with a rich titcow and all you retard think aboput is your stupid xbox. who cares if shes onl a 6, we both know you cant do better anyway. go clap them cheeks, start a family and make mommy proud.

>>21699279
>>21699570
What is stopping you from just taking it back from her?

kek'ing at OP

>>21701615
Well,if she did take it then she took it early in the morning while i was gone, and has had time to put it somewhere I cant find. Her basment has lots of boxes so it would take hours to find