/biz/ - Business & Finance

I did it. I finally bought tesla.


Now it can crash to 0. I have released you from your bondage, Mr Musk. Godspeed.

Bobos are furious because they missed out while waiting for a dip that never came

>>21679844
sorry faggot we're going to 3000, enjoy your gains

>he sold off his TQQQ yesterday

I should've just gone all in on TSLA

>>21679844
Thank you. Maybe then I could afford 1 of those.

>>21679844
this is how you buy the top

Elon is going to dump his TSLA stock and fund a Mars colony entirely based on retail bagholders

>>21679844
>He bought at the top

You had 5 months.

I bought 100 LYFT and 100 SPCE today.

>>21679888
ok bobo

why are the jews just giving it away?

FUDGING PIECE OF POOP CUN FUG COCK RETARD PIECE OF DSANLFDJKSANFJKDSN MARKET FKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

FUG YOU FUG YOU FUG YOU FUG YOU DIEDEID DEIDEIDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEDIEIDEIIDEIDIEDIEIDEDE

>>21679844
A Professional Top Buyer I see

>>21679844
>buy high sell low

You have now become the /smg/

>>21679882
I still remember February 4th, and March 18th and wonder if I´m an idiot.

>>21679888
Cope

>>21679844
Welcome aboard.

>>21679844
Did you just crash the entire market with 1 buy?
How could you do this to us..

Remember when smg was only penny stocks? What happened to those guys who used to trade DRYS?

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINNNNEEEEEEDDD

Any upside for 2H as September starts?

D E N N Y S

>>21679861
I mean the dip is coming, when the stock splits.

>>21679984
what the fuck were you thinking man

>>21679940
oh?
on god?

So I sold all my tesla calls before close.....

>>21679984
>10/16 3200c
What are you doing

BOBO'S FAIL TO GET TSLA BELOW 2000 BEFORE CLOSE 3000 CONFIRMED

>>21679940
It's ok kneepad, I was wrong about today too. I hopped on the TQQQ train now
>>21679984
Anon that's a very dangerous option.

>>21680032
Ive never done options and wanted to dabble a bit i think i fucked up?

CLOSED

Bears tried to smack it below $2000, but it didn't work. What a day gentmelen.

Just transferred my the last $10k on my savings account to my broker.
I can just buy whatever and it will go up lol.
I am making tens of thousands just buying the same weekly AAPL and FB calls and if the stock drop gouvernment and Fed just buy my stuff.

Its free money. I may retire next year.

>>21679940
hey if you're going to execute that waifu can I buy her as a slave instead?

tqqq all time high?
dump it

>>21680066
And you started with Tesla out of all things? Lmao retard

>>21680049
fucken A my man

>>21680049
Very nice anon! Make sure to put about 40% of that aside for taxes though.

>>21680066
good, let this be a lesson to you. maybe losing money will smarten you up.

>>21679984
>>21680032
>>21680066
>>21680050
>>21680065
What did he do wrong? He still has time until then and also it looks like TSLA will be 3000 by then.

What industries are going sky high after Trump wins 2020?

I'm looking at energy companies with oil exploration in Alaska

>>21680049
Goddamn nigga how

I haven't been here in awhile.
How are things?
Been building a precious metals position with TQQQ gains to rebalance. The economy is so fucked I just how I am not doing it too slowly.

guys, what happens if you buy Tesla after Aug 21st?
the stock split only applies if you held shares on Aug 21st or earlier. but the split is actually happening on the 31st.
so what happens to anyone who buys in during this time period?

>>21679984
>TSLA break even price: $3200

>It's a crab market.

>>21680049
big dicked gains

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .31%, kinda underwhelming but I really thought we might head down on the indices today. Very strange profile today, don't know what it means. Very strange day, I'm so tired
Also wtf Bannon arrested, what is happening there??

>>21680141
Yea what do i do to fix this? How make money. Plz big brain time frens

>>21680141
there was no need to take such a high risk, that's all. Gains on options are so leveraged that you can go smaller and surer

>>21680151
Thank you for showing me the light

>>21679984
anon just know i love you and you're vaild, don't do anything drastic to yourself when this doesn't work out

>>21680151
All good, also putting some of my gains in metals.

>>21680141
That's a way too optimistic call for such a short time.

>>21680167
then just buy every dip and sell every rip and enjoy your free money.

>>21680175
Ehhhh I’ll take it I guess. Kinda fucked up on a Home Depot call and am down $200 on it so far.

>>21680175
6.5% up tesla all in
May God never give up on me

If you lost money today

You literally should not be doing stocks

>>21680175
up 0.7% today. Not a bad day, still made over $500

>>21680175
up 1.48% finally a green day this week. SOXL was a stinker today though

>>21680049
God I wish that was me. Grats.

>>21680049
Making it.

>>21680175
up 1.82 thanks to TSLA AAPL and ARKW

>>21680175
I got fucking shit on for a second day straight because euro markets are garbage.

tesla will merge with spacex at some point in the next 25 years

>>21680175
Down 2.5% today, most of my long holds took a dip. Big winners for me were appl and CRBP. Thanks to the anon that recommended it last night.

>>21680175

Down 5% I had a bad day ;(

>>21680175
Not a great day but I'll recover

who shilled me into buying gevo and i why did i immediately buy it before close

>>21680175
Been steady gains every day. Up about 1.2% today or $700. Really want to add in more money to get even bigger gains.

>>21680175
-4%. Gonna cash out on one of my positions next week and dumping it in TSLA. Fuck everything.

>>21680264
Im pretty sure europe and japan markets only exist for show

>>21680175
2.03% day boi. Nearly doubled my account value with savings additions. Going to grab some apple and let it split, hold long for 2 years. Keep a small amount for other moves. Also holding vertex long. They are up 5% this month so feeling good. Liquidated my PMs after a tidy profit

>>21679940
Nah.

Elon 2020

>>21680175
VERY comfy +0.9% today. Nothing really interesting to discuss, but I do want to take this time to confess my love for TQQQ and FNGU. If I close green on Friday it'll be my first all green week in a while, pretty excited about it.

>>21680175
1.2%
Made a mistake and could have gotten 1.4%
Meh

>>21680175
6.5% - it’s only $120, but still.

>>21680175
/smg/ is now Tesla General.

>Also wtf Bannon arrested, what is happening there??
He's arrested for scamming dozens of Trump's racist supporters.

>Apple

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Am I the only one red because im holding bank stocks.

>TSLA will split and hit 2000 again by eoy

>>21680175
Generally a crabby down day. -0.5% in my TFSA, much of which is from the TSMC dump. Up 0.7% in my fun account, largely on HQU and SUNM.

>>21680175
Up 0.18%, not awful considering I started the day almost down 2%. TSLA and AAPL kept my head over the water, but CLSK overcorrected and fucked what would have been a deep Green Day.

>>21680175
Total crab of a day but I bought the CLSK dip even though CLSK $7 next week

>>21680378
I am too

What the fuck am I doing wrong

Sold my .6 tsla during the 1990s crab for a bunch of aapl 9/18 calls. Worked out well

>>21680317
Can I write in a Kanye/Elon 2020 vote or do I have to put a WoC on the ballot for it to be counted?

>>21680378
I'm red because TSMC, FSLR and KTOS all dumped 2%+

Still well above my cost averages though

>>21680378
BABA bros are red aswell

>>21679825
is tesla a better buy now or when it splits? Either way I wanna put 2-3k in it

imo it’s a long term hold anyways

>>21680361
>>21680175
Everyone knew Baron was a scum lord, that's why Trump fired him but at the same time this is still Trump's fault.

I bought 1 TSLA share at market yesterday i have enough capital to buy another one should i just buy at market again right now

Whoah look at breadth 2day, so strange o_o
>>21680361
Wtf let him out, if they weren't gonna arrest him for the meth thing why this? I can't imagine this fundraiser bs is their real motivation

>>21680297
At this point every index in the world except QQQ exists only for show lmao

>>21680378
>Am I the only one red because im holding bank stocks.
My TSM calls pooped red all over my house but they are all long-term so I will be fine.

>Intel announces stock buyback
>They end the day red still

There's no hope for them, is there? This is sad.

>>21680215
What about for Dec/Jan?

>>21680461
No as long as the males are based as fuck. And wouldn't that be a fucking combo.

>>21680175
Down because of stupid ballard doing stupid no news sell off this morning. I average down, it rallied throughout the day to reduce the bleed by about half. Cost basis at -2.5% and stop set at hourly lower high. You have one day Ballard! Redeem yourself! 1 (one) day!

Everything else nominal flat. Norwegian cruise is coiling up for something, hope it's upwards direction when it springs.

Up 2.4% and I ask for no more than a humble 2% every day, forever...

>>21680175
id like perspective from other anons. im a poorfag, but is 1% gains in a day good? i made 4.38 today, portfolio value at 429.06. my goal is throw more money into my portfolio when i pay off my debts. am i gonna make it?

>>21680175
-1.78% a set back today.
Biggest loser: SNE down -4%
Winner: DDOG (good boy) +4%
My brit stocks died today too, and NVDA was all over the place. When will I ever experience a comfy market....

>>21680356
Nice. Gains are gains king

>TFW you are living in the golden age of memes

Savor this moment.

>>21680378
My only red position today are my BAC 1/15/21 $20c

new ATH close for TQQQ


boomers confused

>>21680521
huh? they're up 1.7% on the day

>>21680521
If they had announced $10B for a new research center and hiring Jim Keller back I'd have bought in. But instead they're buying back stock. Clearly they have no future.

>>21680189
I have actually seen the doombull thesis be brought up on mainstream financial news sites. Part of the reason for an earlier shift in PMs than expected is because of that.
But no problem, brother.
>>21680204
So far no juniors for me but that might change soon.

>>21680476
>>21680481
Last chance tomorrow. Get in or wait 2 weeks.

>>21680528
I would wait until after the split. Splits tend to fuck up options plays anyway. My USO calls are eternally fucked because of the split.

>>21680565
I miss negative oil, the meme output from those few glorious hours was tremendous

EVERYONE POST YOUR FAVOURITE NEGATIVE OIL MEMES

>>21680175
down .5% due to food tomato tornado. TR is in a buyzone

>>21680532
>hourly lower high
Hourly higher low.

>>21680432
holding bank stocks

T.FAGMAN carried the day, literally everything else sucked ass

>>21680175
Up 1.6%, my portfolio is unstoppable now

>>21680627

>>21680608
I´m waiting until after. TSLA is only going up, so, it doesn´t really matter if you are late to the party, there is buzz and chicks for ya no matter what.

Can we just crash already

I’m up $90 on my AAPL 9/11 505c, should I sell?

>>21680675

>>21680608
That's not how that works.

>>21680627
based

>>21680713
please. I want tqqq cheapies

>>21680713
shut the fuck up you stupid bobo you have LOSTTTT

Post your ytd gains

Guys im not sure why i did this but if tesla moons again tomorrow ill i break even on thsi to be able to sell???kms

how long for aapl to be back where it was before the split?

That nigger shilling LL is in trouble if this doesn’t turn a profit.

>>21680739
Shhh...

>>21680639
Uhhh maybe I'll buy TR in October again, the last time I did that it only took 5 months to become profitable
Only joking u, but doesn't it look like they wanna go at least a dollah lower?

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/08/19/2080943/0/en/SHAREHOLDER-ALERT-Block-Leviton-LLP-Investigating-Blink-Charging-Co-for-Possible-Securities-Laws-Violations-Shareholders-Should-Contact-the-Firm.html

Will you be brave enough to buy the BLNK dip?

>>21680175
Up 1.07%

>>21680791
3 years, maybe 5 if the economy struggles a lot.

>>21680554
That was 2016

>>21680775
If you truly believe that it's going to moon like that, hold it. I would probably dump if first thing tomorrow at open if it were me. That's a reckless option play.

will other companies run these amazing discount deals of getting more stock for a single stock? Isn't that infinite money if too many do it?

>>21680582
Also they're opting to do this even though their debt load has been steadily increasing

Looks to me like they're more interested in pumping their bags then trying to save the business

>>21680175
up 1.9

>>21680858
Reverse those numbers

>>21679844
Oh so that's why it bounced off of 2010

>>21680767
Robinhood is my favorite game

>>21680875
Yea im fucking retarded and really want to kms for that

>>21680767
Got a lil Shakey holding Nail through that late 8 percent dip we had a few months ago. Second massive dump and spike was the REIT spike a couple months ago

>>21680775
I was down 3k this morning on a Tesla call I paid too much for on Monday. This afternoon I sold it for a 2.5k profit. Tesla swings hard

>>21680892
... what?

So have all of the bears died? This is it now, the bulls have won forever?

>>21680922
>>21680924
Well done guys. We’re all gonna make it

>>21680175
Up 1.72%. Still waiting for a crash. Come on, market, crash damn it!

>>21680968
were you not, per chance, here between close yesterday and open today?

how can any sane person look at the market and not think we are in an insane speculative bubble?

>>21680767

>>21680921
It's actually not a big deal at all if you get out at open today. I lost more than that today on shitty put plays.

>>21681026
because green line go up weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>21681026
All of that money would have to find somewhere else to go. Where else could you put it?

>>21681026
Because of the https://brrr.money/ that the entire world agreed on.

Do not buy AAPL between now and the split.
https://theivyinvestor.com/2020/07/31/apple-has-divided-its-share-by-4-3-things-investors-need-to-know/

>>21680767
When WKHS gets the USPS contract it will be at least double this.

>>21681026
We all know we are. And it will continue

Do you want to make money or not

>>21679984
>that brake even price

>>21681058
Why do i have to get out at open? What if i were to sell next week?

>>21681090
ETFs

>>21681026
We are in an insane speculative bubble.

I am using the bubble to make gains.

>>21681124
Suppose it doesn't really matter, it's just a good idea to get out before the split.

>>21681026
Because I see bobo cry about it every day.

>>21681106
>the big green dildo and then the crawl recovery
Are you my big brother

>>21680175
another shitty garbage day with realizing losses and collecting some gains.
I fucking hate this.

And I just bought a BABA but I already don't want it, and some semiconductors I bought. Might take the daytrades to dump that shit too.

>>21680496
>that NASDAQ dump at the end
fugggg
What meth thing again?

>>21679984
This is a good time to ask, how do options work during a stock split? This contract wont expire until october so at the end of the month when the split happens does the break even price/strike price adjust appropriately or is it still at the original price?

>>21680816
dont matter if 1 dollar. The halloween rally is coming soon. Slow and steady wins the race. King me

For Tesla to justify it's current value, it would have to have already achieved it's ultimate vision of ride hail autonomous Teslas all over the world. Nope they just have 3 cars

>>21681181
Ok based ill try. I wasnt sure if theres was some of that greek faggotry that was gonna try and slither into and rape my boi pucci like a bbc. Ill keep everyone updated

>>21680175
I would be up 2% but the exchange rate difference means I'm only up 1%

>>21681205
How could someone don’t want BABA?

>>21680801
Hi

>>21681218

The market isn’t about value it’s about sentiment

>>21680175
not bad bought $25 more today. hopefully i can see 11k before tqqq dumps.

>>21681218
Wait for Starlink to go Online. Also, their scientists and engineers are working with top American brains on creating an actual AI. Limited version of that will most likely use Starlink to coordinate the Tesla Swarm that will be the new type of a Supply Chain that's fully autonomous. Supply chain suffered a lot from CoronaMeme, they'll try to make America immune for that kind of problem in the future very fast.

>>21681245
I don't know that I trust it now that Ma is out. It's like AMZN without bezos, except his replacement is the CCP.

>>21681283
>Average cost $113
You're definitely gonna make it

Bears will never win.

Every time CLSK goes up a few cents I feel really happy and warm inside

>>21681296

How can you talk about replacing people with AI and robots like it’s a good thing?

>>21681105
If someone purchases Apple stock on Monday, August 24, 2020, the trade will settle as of the close of business on Wednesday, August 26, 2020. This new Apple investor will not receive the three additional shares they believed they were entitled to and the value associated with them. In other words, their investment will be reduced by 75%
This is incorrect.

>>21680175
Up 11% to lock in gains. Should have sold my cheapy euro stocks last week for a 30% folio gain but they missed my sell target, then dropped gradually

>>21681026
market is basically flat for the year, $8T is being pumped into the economy. virus is a nothingburger. shit's cheap

>>21681319
be careful this shit is more addictive than videogames

>>21681296
Isn't TSLA like a decade behind Google's, Microsoft's, and Amazon's?

>>21681105
>trusting a darkie-ran blog
that's flat out wrong retard

>>21681014
What happened?

>>21681209
p-pls respond

>>21681105
Fake news

>>21679825
Both surprised and deeply disappointed with TSM's performance the past few weeks, especially with AMD tearing it up. Markets are completely and utterly retarded and nonsensical short - mid term. It's ridiculous.

>>21681305
Or is it more like Apple without Jobs?

>>21681324
As much as I hate socialism, UBI is something we can't escape anymore. It's a long way, but the same thing was said when they created automatization. It's progress, I don't like it but it is what it is.

>>21681319
Be careful this shit is $7 next week

>>21681380
futures were blood red, people were panicking, bears were happy until about 30 minutes premarket

>>21681105#
>If someone purchases Apple stock on Monday, August 24, 2020, the trade will settle as of the close of business on Wednesday, August 26, 2020. This new Apple investor will not receive the three additional shares they believed they were entitled to and the value associated with them. In other words, their investment will be reduced by 75%
This is incorrect.

>>21681353
No, they pool Data and coordinate at MIT to make sure America is the most powerful Country on the planet. It's not something they talk about, but it's something you can Google if you're curious.

>>21679825
It literally was a bubble when the Bitcoin version of this comic was made
http://stonetoss.com/comic/little-bit/
http://stonetoss.com/comic/hodl-on-tight/

>>21681383
Are you too retarded to even google?

https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/what-happens-to-options-when-stock-splits/#:~:text=A%20stock%20split%20means%20that,called%20%22being%20made%20whole.%22

>>21681404

You’ve lost your mind. Fuck you and that kind of “progress”. They’ll pay a ubi until it’s more progressive to just kill you instead pocket them resources and harvest your organs. And you’re the kind of dope that allowed it things to progress that far to begin with.

>>21681496
BitCoin was useless back then, now it's just used for money laundering and paying for CP on DarkWeb and it still can't reach the same levels.

>>21681105
https://www.tdameritrade.com/investment-products/trade-stocks/aapl-tsla-apple-tesla-stock-splits-2020.page

did anybody else in this thread buy more NAK today?

>>21681205
It's a strange market ;_;
During the whole campaign Bannon was registered as a resident of Florida and had a big house there, despite spending 99.9% of his time in NYC or DC. His ex wife was apparently living there and doing astonishingly shady stuff for him, after he sold the house the new owners realized they'd been cooking meth and even stranger the jacuzzi had been melted with some kind of acid. Neighbors always saw slutty women coming too and fro, and the gardener said he saw them filming porn in there. This is the deep Bannon lore (like his Naval intelligence ties) btw, barely anyone reported on this but I'm so fascinated by him, why was he running scuzzy bs meth porn when he was making millions and talking to the most powerful people in the world?
>>21681214
Okay I felt the spirit of Autumn in the air two nights ago, it's gone today but it's coming

>>21681535
Don't worry, this future will come long after we're all dead.

>>21681209
>>21681383
There will just be a separate line in the CBOE for those contracts that now control 500 shares instead of 100. So in the options chain there will be 2 chains for each date, for 100 shares, then for 500

>>21681535
A UBI is literally cheaper than farm and oil subsidies and those haven't lead to a head cutting communist revolt, but sure, let them eat cake bro

>>21681319
Aren't you concerned about the $7 next week thing?

How the fuck can TESLA keep mooning like this? It simply is not worth the price

>>21681572
No, Baggie fake

>>21681641
FOMO and retail buzz

>>21681580
Bannon just looks like a straight up alcoholic who would stay up at night boozing away and watching Q-Anon conspiracy videos. What a complete faggot bitch made nigger.

Goddamnit why? Earnings aren't until pre-market tomorrow. Some people are buying in heavy AH if I get burned by this put, I need to just accept the spirit of the bull into my heart.

>>21681535
I hate ubi too anon. But we've moved way pass the point of return. Socialism for the Rich, Socialism for the poor, all paid for by the Middle Class. Get into PMs, get networked, prepare for Clown World ACT 3.

>>21681641
Tesla is a trillion-dollar company.

>>21681641
you are going to wake up one day and want to murder your past self for thinking this way. If you don't go all in during the next mini crash you hate money

>>21681638
Hey remember when Hinden(((burg))) said WKHS would return to $2 by the end of July

Hey remember when that didn't happen

They have a super simple formula. They wait until something pumps, short it, and post on Twitter that they shorted it. Idiots sell, they make money.

>people buying UBER and LYFT because they think its safe
>Date just got moved to 25th

>>21681555
>https://www.tdameritrade.com/investment-products/trade-stocks/aapl-tsla-apple-tesla-stock-splits-2020.page

>If you buy shares after Aug. 24 but before Aug. 31, you will purchase shares at the pre-split price. Following the split, you will receive the additional shares resulting from the stock split. For example: If on Aug. 26 you buy 100 shares (and hold them through the open on Aug. 31) at $400 per share, you will pay $40,000. You will receive 300 additional shares after the stock split, and the price will be reduced to the post-split price.

so what was the point of fomoing into aapl today?

>>21681641
Is Amazon worth $3000? Is Berkshire worth $300,000? Bezos and Buffett pumped these stocks with their personas as well, so can Elon.

>>21681641
Tesla is the next Apple.

>>21681580
He’s character, I never paid too much attention. He got all his money from MMORPG nerds or something?

I’m also curious about that story and if I can find any corroborating evidence.

>>21681535
I wasn't going to respond to the retard but basically yeah. He's right that it's becoming inevitable though. Pandora's box had been opened now and you can't close it. That nigger cunt is already floating the idea, by 2024 it will probably be one of the main policy platforms of that party and maybe the GOP too. Gibs is a slippery slope unless very strictly controlled in a homogenous society of civic minded and competent adults. We see how Medicare and Medicaid have affected the healthcare industry (ridiculous inflation,) same thing will happen to the entire economy if UBI implemented. Dollar dying too fast already.

>>21681765
Lower price, it will pump non stop for 8 days now.

>>21681755
>the next mini crash
That seems unlikely

got in at the end of April. It's not much in the grand scheme of things but for an autist that didn't finish the 9th grade wage cucking for 12 dollars an hour it's not half bad

>>21681218
Fuck off, retard, autonomous ride hailing will be a multi-trillion dollar market.

>>21681643
I added to my position.

>>21681812
So if I catch a dip tomorrow I'll still get all shares split?

>>21681840
based and didn't gamble everything on yolo options pilled, what are you holding?

>>21681324
Work is a curse desu.

>>21681830
Not good enough. Fire all the pink hair hr cunts and parade them naked through the streets

Why would I buy bitcoin instead of investing into a a total market index? Aren't both totally divorced from intrinsic value at this point?

I think teslas gonna hit 2200 tomorrow. Checkem

>>21681830
goodyear tires suck anyway. nitto all the way

>>21681830
I'ma keep my knee on the neck of this boycott until they come out and say maga hats are aok

>>21681407
>>21681638
>aren’t you concerned about the retarded FUD with zero positions against it?
No.

>FOMO into TSLA yesterday
>pumped 7% since
i didn't know crypto was allowed on the stock market

>>21681840
Thats a nice steady looking upward trend youve got there

>>21681794
They'll create a FEDcoin that will have an expiry date. You have 1-3 months to use your FEDBUX and then it poofs. Enough for basic needs, not possible to stockpile or do anything else except putting it into the stock market (that will cancel the expiry as long as it's in some shares). It will be a clown show, might as well start thinking about currency-free society at this point. I'm so happy I'll die long before I see that.

>>21681769
Derpshire is a joke and retards holding onto it are going to pay dearly when it trades for a penny stock one day.

>Is Amazon worth $3000?
Unironically yes.

>>21681866
Maybe in 100 years. Maybe. For now it's a legal nightmare. I'm amazed TSLA doesn't have a multi billion dollar class action already for the self driving shit.

>>21680291
$1.5B deal, on top of everything else they have going on, is worth a lot more than $1.82 a share.

It may bleed, during which bloodsucking analysts will buy up - and then once they're full they'll release their articles stating... "$1.5B deal is worth more than $1.82 a share".

>>21681870
You can buy next week too, but you'd probably have to pay more.

>>21681840
>dropped out at 9th grade

Jesus, dude.

Get your GED at least. Not finishing high school is the worst investment of your life desu

>>21681769
Amazon is worth at least $5000 lmao. Amazon has never had a stock split since 2000 compared to Apple. If Amazon had splits regularly, they'd be past Apple's market cap for sure.

>>21680102
Imagine how grateful she'd be to you for "saving" her

Will the CRA be mad if I hold a leveraged fund in my TFSA?

>>21681944
look into junior mining stocks. literally the stock market equivalent of shitcoins.

>>21680175
good man. good

>>21682026
She is going to have to use 2 nooses then.

>>21681710
Bannon is more ambitious and intelligent than you could imagine, even now that he's been reduced to Guo Wengui's social media manager. I'm strognly suspect he's actually involved with creating Qanon. The drinking a fifth of bottom shelf rum every night is true though
>>21681793
No he got all his money as an advisor for GS and running HIS OWN INVESTMENT BANK which funded and profited greatly from so much stuff in the 90s. He was a big part of funding Seinfeld and still cashes checks off that today. The MMO gold thing was less about the actual money earned and more about getting close to Brock Pierce (who was molested on the set of The Mighty Ducks and I strongly suspect is a gay pedo bcuz of it ;_;). Pierce also owns Wowhead kekkies, I bet reluctant has given them both ad revenue figuring out how to do quests

>>21681991
I'm fine with that as I have a trading restriction and my margin credit hasn'ts ettled. I took a loss on some pump and dump pennies to FOMO into AAPL

>>21682044
don't compare NAK to a shitcoin, it's literally like buying chainlink at $1.50

>>21681840
How the fuck do you even have that much making 12 bucks an hour

>>21679984
Wtf

>>21680151
Is it time to go full doombull retard and just start buying OTM calls on TQQQ?

>>21681955
The greatest tragedy of our time is how prudent people who save their money and spend/invest conservatively are getting their assholes turned inside out by the nigger enabling government and fed reserve. A mentioned by someone else above, our entire society is being run for the benefit of nigger animals, boomer retirees, and kike elites at the expense of everything and everyone. There is no way out other than complete collapse and revolution

>>21682064
>The drinking a fifth of bottom shelf rum every night is true though
Wtf he shouldn't have many brain cells left after DECADES of doing that.

>>21682025
I fucking wish they split this year, insta Market Buy and hold till all my investments are worth a house.

>>21682125
Better to buy OTM calls on QQQ and swing TQQQ itself

>>21682125
TQQQ is already leveraged, how much leverage do you need

I think I am doing good yet part of me wants Tesla to crash just not to feel so stupid anymore.

>>21682025
>splits increase market cap

>>21682089
I know a few autists like him. They just work and never spend any money. One of my best friends years ago would have 3-5 uncashed paychecks just sitting on his dresser because he couldn't be bothered to go to the bank.

>>21682174
All of it.

>>21682174
>TQQQ is already leveraged, how much leverage do you need
all of it

there needs to be a suicide leveraged ETF that tracks only T.FAGMAN, im talking 5x -10x leverage

>>21682157
Jeff doesn't like retail investors since they are more prone to swing trading or whatever, he only wants long term holders, which is why he doesn't split

I wish he did a 20:1 or 10:1 split at least though. It would get so many retail investors into the AMZN stock and pump it further. Amazon is definitely a $2T company.

>>21682180
literally me. although i did splurge on an electric bike this year, very uncommon for me.

>>21681876
TSLA, AMZN, MSFT, PYPL, GOOG, and TSLA. I bought 4 shares of Tesla at 1.1k and sold 1 at 1.6k and have been riding the wave.

>>21682019
yeah it was a huge mistake and I should at the very least get a GED and try to find a better job but when I get into a routine I have major difficulties changing.

>>21682089
working for 3 years(started at 8 an hour) and I with a friend that only has me pay a bare minimum rent

with the AAPL split
say it goes to $500 next week
>10shares@$500 becomes 40 shares @$125
>robinkiddies can afford the stock and pump it
>other boomers finally decide to buy it because it's cheap
>stock pumps

how long before it gets back to $500?

>>21682178
Yes splits increase market cap over time because of the flood of retail investors bringing price up. As soon as Apple and Tesla splits were announced, the prices go up in a positive momentum because more retail investors will be able to get in on it post-split. People hate fractional shares.

>>21682125
If it were me I would YOLO TQQQ after ~2-3 red days in a row. Entering TQQQ right before a red day is demoralizing.

>>21679876
based falcon poster

>>21682080
>"future miner"
so basically a shitcoin

>>21682224
Bezos is enough of a vindictive asshole that I can see him purposely not doing it just because it would make a lot of peons wealthy.

>>21682246
2nd TSLA was supposed to be AAPL

>>21682223
>there needs to be a suicide leveraged ETF that tracks only T.FAGMAN, im talking 5x -10x leverage
Anon, I..

whats the most comfy stock? for me its BUD

Is there any defense stock that doesn't just crab, or am I stuck with crabby crab stocks if I want defense exposure?

>>21682180
I spend over 20k in rent alone a year, I know not everyone is paying that but like where the fuck can you live to survive on 12 bucks an hour, find 12 bucks an hour, and also save that level. I make 80k a year and his portfolio is my total non 401k net worth lol

>>21682125
Just buy TQQQ. It usually jumps $5-$10 a day. buy at the day low and sell at the day high, or hold for a few days then sell.

>>21682223
There's FNGU but no options.

>>21682246
Whats your rent? Thats astounding

>>21682254
A year.

>>21682362
maybe he just sucks cock for rent

good return on investment desu

>>21679844
Damn the buy high sell low meme has gone too far

>>21682326
You earn it therefore you are able to spend it therefore you do. You have to keep up some middle class lifestyle amirite?

>>21682080
your colored girlfriend called me and said shes upset you dont own Goodyear tire stock. Dont let your prejudice destroy your relationship, less she end up with a real Golden Bull like yours truly

>>21681896
>Not good enough. Fire all the pink hair hr cunts and parade them naked through the streets
Be careful what you wish for, anon...

Sold aapl for the fud. Oh well guess I can pretend I held through the split.

>>21682316
TQQQ

>>21682326
In order to live cheap you generally have to put yourself in unfavorable living conditions or just get lucky. I was able to move into a family property that nobody wanted because its in the middle of fucking nowhere with no access to internet. I make $17 an hour and only have to pay $600 a month to cover basic expenses. I got lucky. If I had to rent I would not be so comfortable and would barely be able to put anything into the market.

>>21682362
just 100 dollars to cover utilities

>>21682462
Yeah I hear baggie us dating a chink. Apparently she's drug free like him
>doubt.png

I just sold my tqqq after market. This was simply because of the initial claims today signaling that the virus recovery isn't over but it's going down pretty good in the past few days. Tomorrow energy and finance will recover a bit and Nasdaq fall a bit. I'll buy tqqq again maybe by end of day

>>21680879

A stock's value comes from representing a portion of a market cap. There's literally no difference between holding 1 stock valued 1000 dollars versus 1000 stocks valued at 1 dollar.

>>21682569
>virus recovery isn't over
bullish

>>21682452
Yeah and to be fair I drive the car I want not the car that would just work so that's on me I'm dumb
>>21682495
That does sound lucky minus the internet thing. I just got a roommate again and I'm still paying 1150 a month ahhhhh
>>21682503
Thats truly outrageous whats in it for him? Not like trying to bust your chops or anything at all here clearly im green with envy

>>21681830
Sounds good enough to buy into them now. Their dividend was hard to pass up.

I make shit a year (27,000). But my only debt is the house. Currently sitting on 80,000. Hell I pay just $400 a month for the house. (Thanks to a market crash,the previous owners incompetence & a big ol down payment). I'm able to fully retire in 11 - 12 more years. Be under age 50 when I do it. My job is secure. No bullshit involved with it either. Currently I'm "semi retired" thanks to the virus. I haven't had this much free time to just relax in damn near 20 years.

>>21682636
he doesn't get anything out of it other than a friend to board games and RPGs with and the satisfaction of helping someone

>>21682700
what state?

>>21682569
I just sold mine too, but why wouldn't you just hold TQQQ long term?

>>21681026

We do. We're just desperately trying to ride it, cash out, and convert our gains into physical property before it's too late.

how do i fix my portfolio?
thoughts?

UP?

>>21682769
KY

Fucking foot locker just spiked AH with what appears to be no volume. Wtf is that all about?

>>21682813
Based. From there. Super low cost of living, beautiful nature, not far from larger cities for concerts and such if that's your thing...one day I'll move back. Job took me away for past several years.

cont.

>>21682842
Dump the other shit and just buy one whole share of AAPL

>TSLA not dumping after hours
Even Jews feelin' extra greedy today?

>>21682868
Anticipating jordan sales with that second stimulus check

>>21682791
Sell everything, all-in SOXL.

>>21682038
Nope. Go for it.

>>21682746
Wow thats a good friend unless you live in a harry Potter closet underneath the steps his opportunity cost give up there has to be considerable. Good for you

make a new thread redditors

Biden accepts the nomination tonight.
Liberal hype is good for green stocks.
TSLA gap up 5% to 2100 tomorrow.

>>21682267
>~2-3 red days in a row
that would be optimal, but unlikely given how the market has acted the past week

>>21682791
sell the apple and buy it back after the split when it's cheaper.

>>21679825
AHHHHHHHHHHH
IM UNDERPERFORMING SPY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>21682937
Well bad things come in 3's. This would be my 3 put to lose me money today. Oh well.

>>21682999
Happened as recently as Aug 7, 10, and 11.

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>>21682937
>Anticipating jordan sales with that second stimulus check
Fucking lel mate

>>21682318
Defense crabs until it doesn't. Historically, using the crab periods to accumulate on these stocks is a wise decision. When defense bestirs itself to advance it often becomes iron bull of 45 degree rise for months.

>>21683152
never mind this, deleted it

>>21683100
literally most retail investors do.

>>21682260
Retail investors are a small part of the market.
If retail investors are increasing the price other stocks instantly become more attractive, therefore everyone else sells, bringing the price down.