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TQQQ is a lie

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Horse rides at 2PM?

>he didnt take the lyft fake dip as an opportunity
>he thinks uber and lyft wont just fuck california government over because the city dwellers cant live without rideshare
>he thinks uber and lyft wont make california give them massive concessions to ensure this wont happen again

Take the /fuck california/ pill.

Looks like I was right about OSTK. Should have fucking bought an hour ago. FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TSLA breaks the laws of economy and everyone just accepts it as the new reality. Elon is controlling the simulation?

Where is the TA anon when we need him?

>>21675150
Wow what an obvious play too.. can't believe I missed that

The bubble will be known as the diversification bubble.

>>21675153
why didn't you set your buy orders at 120? was pretty obvious.

TSLA DIP INCOMING SELL SELL SELL

BOW DOWN TO ME I AM THE MARKET NOW

I can't justify buying TSLA at these prices. Seems like way more downside than upside at this point.
Is TSLA just supposed to trade at 1,000+x earnings it's entire lifespan?
How much of the future can justifiably be priced in?

t. salty af that I sold TSLA before the split and didn't immediately buy back in

That tesla dip was the last chance you ever had to buy into tesla if you haven't yet.

>>21675226
All of the leverage is on uber and lyfts side. California has fucked itself. The city life of west coast doesnt exist without uber. Incels on 4chan and wsb wont know this, though.

And trust me, one thing leftists will never tolerate is inconvenience being foisted on themselves.

>>21675304
That $10 dip ?

>>21675153
do you seriously cry about a tiny tick up like that?
you should have bought at $3.

>>21675304
I'm buying more AAPL thank you

THE END HAS COME

>>21675320
To add to this: even if california pretends to play hardball, then lyft can just focus on other states like texas florida new york.

>>21675320
Youngfag. The City life on the West Coast existed long before Uber and Lyft, and will exist long after

>>21675320
You mean like the power outages they are having right now? Leftists will cut off their foot to support their shit ideology

>>21675366
Ok boomer.

>>21675377
Buy puts then.

>>21675304
This guy who just sold was so fucking cock-sure that his $15,000,000 dip will start the selloff, I bet he watched helplessly as the dip gets devoured.

Do I buy Apple or Tesla after the split?

>>21675383
u mad?

>>21675086
I'm not a retard for buying apple at ath am i?

>>21675279
Millennials don't diversify their portfolios. They think Tesla, Facebook, Google, Amazone, and Apple and a few others only go up. Over 90% of their portfolios are these stocks and the crash, not if but when it happens, is going to wipe them out. They don't have saving accounts anymore. Everything is in the market even their rent money.

>>21675445
Both if you can afford it. AAPL if you want a slow stable growth with dividends, TSLA if you want to take a risk for a bigger and faster potential gains.

>>21675455
Cash is gay and the markets are the best place for your money.

Incel doomer with no real life experience:
>The cities dont need uber, theyll just call a stinky taxi driven by a brown person instead of using an app to get some white guy in a new model car to drive him with reviews and safety integrated

Vs
>reality

>>21675444
Missed a free 8% dip, im not the one coping

>>21675455
No better alternative

Bought a bunch of AYX after the recent plummet. Whats a good price to sell at?
Also post bull memes

>>21675397
I already did the day before earnings and cashed out XD

>>21675086
>Berkeley Farms
They're public? What ticker?

>GNUS
GET IN HERE BOYS.
I don't mean shares. I mean the stocktwits.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>>21675455
Can confirm. My paychecks go immediately into robinhood.

>>21675455
>Gen x and boomers destroy any possibility of millennials having it as easy as them, making millennials perpetual losers
>Haha dumb millenials don't just copy our strats! They are only hurting themselves!

Somebody shill me on RKT, is it worth it? How high can it go?

Imagine betting on millenial consoomers in california not having unbreakable brand loyalty lmao this is gonna be the story of the year when california gets FUCKED by uber and lyft.

What is going on with ZM lately?

>>21675502
Do you honestly believe city life hangs on middle aged retards whose only skill in life is driving an automatic?

>>21675455
Yes the 2 trillion mkt cap AAPL is going to fail irrecoverably

I want to urge you all to boycott Goodyear Tires, they banned MAGA hats, and this is MAGA country. Speaking of MAGA hats, I got a new one colored to look like an American flag. Keep America Great! #NoNiggers

>>21675328
Yes

It doesn't even matter if it's a red or green day to uk people investing in US stocks. Because USD/GBP is almost perfectly hedged against that.

>>21675455
This. I can’t wait for these retards to lose all their money because they bought Tesla at $1850 and apple at $455

>>21675663
I know youve never gone outside so ill help explain to you. City dwellers dont have cars often now because its impossible to find non-paid parking and the commute is hell.

They use rideshare exclusively in high density urban areas.

Thanks for taking time to learn how normies exist

>>21675666
oh no you fucking racist think of the children

when is nak going up

GBTC

>>21675666
trips confirm to h*ck with Badyear!

Tech Cyberpunk Dystopian-future Doombull chads are winning.

Neuromancer
Snow Crash
Diamond Age

10 years ago TSLA was at $20 dollars

help leafbros, I accidentally put too much in my TFSA wat do? I put $24k in but my contribution limit was $23k (I miscalculated it). I took some back out so I'm under the limit now but would I still get the penalty?

>>21675666
>

Is there any reason REITs are up today or is it just because they all dipped hard yesterday?

>>21675502
You have a Designated Driver that you take in turns, who gets his first couple rounds free next time you all go out. Are you all 20 year old incels?

>>21675666
Based

>>21675707
I live in DC literally surrounded by metro and I still own a big dick swinging 500 horsepower V8 because it FEELS GOOD.

>>21675629
their competitor is trading ~$245 iirc. Sooo... you do the math...

>>21675455
Can confirm.

>>21675705
Sit back and cope more.....

>>21675366
taking away convenience is way different than it never existing.

>>21675771
NOO NOT THE HECKIN CAB MAFIA RAN BY TURKS

>>21675771
>drinking
>having friends

What the fuck..

>>21675771
zoomers don't have real life friends

>Funds from operations, or FFO, refers to the figure used by real estate investment trusts (REITs) to define the cash flow from their operations

>removes Amortization and Depreciation
>Amortization and Depreciation are clearly relevant

Why should I pay attention to FFO real estate chads?

>all those fucking single shares being sold on tesla
god these people with their one single share, really feel the need to sell before the split huh.
need to pinch those pennies right

>>21675572
Just any milk, but Berkeley is my favorite.

>>21675448
>ath
Think outside the box man. We're at ATL right now.

>>21675666

>>21675666

>>21675793
Just because youre coping for a small dick doesnt change how the normal person in every major urban center on earth does.

>>21675666
I always knew satan was a perpetual bagholder....

Banks have been telling you that there is no safer alternative. Banks will give you measly returns, not even 1% a year in most cases.

They then use your capital to make riskier investments to make money for themselves.

Don't listen to the people telling you to dump your money into savings accounts or just 401ks. Be smart with your money. You have decades to work off of, don't be complacent.

Of course, we're on /smg/ so I assume that most people here are somewhat concerned about their well beings and their financial futures.

But remember, for every /smg/ member present, there are millions of complacent sheep putting every paycheck into their Bank of America savings account and being happy about 1% returns per year.

Anybody can spend 3 hours studying the basics of the stock market and decide to money into things like VTI or DIA, or even things like selling covered calls on safe blue chip stocks like Microsoft - but for most people even that is too risky.

Stay thirsty, but stay alert. The banks are always out to get us.

>>21675744
They may not even notice. If they do it's barely anything, a 1% penalty tax per month on only on the over-contribution amount. Nothing to worry about.

>>21675795
Price has nothing to do with it look at market cap instead retard

>>21675827
Every anon starts somewhere

>>21675827
You gotta do what you gotta do when the rent is due.

>>21675839
My dick is average thank you very much and I've never had any trouble with it. I drive a fast car because its fun and fun to work on and none of your odd cock projection is going to make me feel bad about it either. 80% or more of my friends in the city have cars

>>21675455
>tfw have stoxx 600 and emerging markets ETFs.

Feels bad, man. 3 years into investing and EM Etf is still in the red. Stoxx is up by like 5 percent.

Whereas if I memed to the max and bought amd, nvda or Tesla I would have gone to the moon.

RIP

>>21675795
Tell me this isn't bait

Can I get a non-retard's input

how are fags planning on flashing your riches to the impoverished masses when the 2nd crash comes?
for me its:
>CLS coupe
>new condo
>new wardrobe
really glad i pulled out at my personal top

>>21675153
OSTK is a pump and dump by marc cohodes.. same guy shorting LCI... straight crook.. careful..

>>21675771
Just drive drunk Jesus fuck. Bring a beer it helps you drive better

TQQQ GO DOWN I NEED MORE CHEAPIEES

SOXL bros what happened...

>>21675835
I looked them up. It's apparently a subsidiary of Dean Foods which filed for bankruptcy in 2019 after reporting 7 quarters of losses in the past 8 quarters.

I can see this happening as non-dairy drinks are super popular now among the mainstream. Although, I don't see them actually disappearing since they are such a staple of the milk/dairy industry. I love Berkeley Farms.

But I have seen some new products like Chobani Oatmilk (fucking delicious..) and if I could bet on product futures, I'd definitely bet a healthy amount of money on oatmilk and oat futures.

Pic related: I drink at least 3 of these every week in the form of a plain old cup, or a smoothie.

>>21675909
EM is a trap. You won't be investing in the best EM stuff via etf. You want land in vacation spots and good luck getting that.

>>21675086
For real tho how is compound interest not making yall motherfuckers billionaires how hard is i to have an average growth of 2% for a year?

>>21675908
Your small dick anecdote does not change how the world operates in urban centers now.

god I fucking love TQQQ.
Really hope it can do a repeat of the past ten years

get in gevo now boys just dipped!! bought in at 60c

>>21675803
Fuck you nigger I sold Tesla at 400% gains and I’m still holding apple I bought years ago. You’re just mad you had to FOMO in well past the top

>>21675859
Why does this graph zig-zag so much

>>21675996
Me too, fren

>>21675983
Started in Summer 2018.

>>21675933
Based. I like to get loaded on the weekends and cruise around town and the countryside with the windows down and some tunes playing. Usually ill stop in a field somewheres near a river and pop open a six pack for an hour or so then go home after sunset

>>21676037
Like already up +50% in just some months. Ridiculous

what is TQQQ

My Based and Redpilled consumer staple stocks are all red today

>>21675988
You talk a lot about dick and change pal, your small dick needs a diaper change hows that? Penny for your thoughts theres some more change, dick.

>>21676034
Weekends

>>21675712
Thats what I'm wondering bro they shilled me this stock and now im just holding it :(

>>21675539
TINA

>>21676040
okay but even shit like gold is able to fluctuate 2% no sweat during a day. how are you not able to matrix this shit and making only 2% per day that's ~52x after 200 days

>>21676110
As he compensates for his tiny dick with a overpriced goytruck

>>21676014
This my friend may be the top for the day. What about tomorrow? What about next month or next year. What about 5 years? It's no where near the top. Also it's not like I'm not here everyday. Set a nice comfy stop loss every couple days and ride the train

What ya'll think about RIG 9/11 2$ Calls?
Lot of people jumping in, and makes sense there's gotta be a rebound.

>>21675086
>coca-cola in the image
when will it actually go up though?

>>21675983
Inflation is at least 2% and even if it wasn't, 2% a year takes a very long time to compound into much.

Don't be racist! Vote Biden!

>>21676081

>>21676168
nah i'm talking 2% day nigga are you reading?

>>21675839
>Just because youre coping for a small dick
Whoa now that's what I call projection famalamadingdong.

>>21676119
200 trading days vs actual days passed is different. Also 2% a day consistent is pretty impossible due to randomness and unknown information.

>>21676146
I dont have a truck. If you weren't a no auto incel you'd know that cars can come with V8 engines as well. Can you even perform an oil change?

>>21675712
hopefully not until I get my 100k shares, I just added a little bit to my position today. I want it to stay low for now so I can keep selling more calls and buying more shares with the money I made selling calls.

I just sold my RKT for a healthy 25% profit. Call me a fool for not holding till ER if you wish but that money is mine now, no backsies.

>>21676210
Cope boomer

Guys I’m pretty crushed. I expected TQQQ to go up today, but I sold at open hoping for a morning dip. It never dipped. Now I’m watching it leave the station without me.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/idbh7m/2020_from_bust_to_boom_in_60_seconds_bubble_chart/

Check out the S&P 500 in bubble format, from the beginning of the year, through the March crashes, and through today.

Literally you can tell which sectors have (still) shat the bed and which sectors are holding up the market.

>>21675581
>IT'S AN INVESTMENT!!!
>THE NEXT NEXT NETFLIX
>HOW CAN YOU SHORTZ DO THAT TO KIDS??

>>21676201
das just an average you don't need to be consistent

>>21676181
NOOO Vote Trump. Only women and Minorities vote for Biden, you're not black or a woman are you?

>>21676181
ONE OF US

>>21676163
Ko is range bound. It may be a while.

>>21676148
I just bought some shares to swing into tomorrow, gracias for the callout.

>>21676014
Nigga, you said "an average growth of 2% for a year". You can't even form coherent sentences, there's a zero percent chance you're going to be able to do 2% daily.

>>21676231
all you can do is make unfounded statements and then resort back to /pol/ buzzwords when mildly challenged. This is the state of zoomers

I did a stint in the hole a few years back and started sucking penis for drugs. Id get a smidge of h for one blowy. I found the black guys usually offered more. However they always had the good shit. The white guys on the other hand were greedy and wanted me to tongue their asses and shit which wasnt my favorite thing in the world, hairballs and such. What i learned from prison was that sometimes life sucks but youve gotta make the most of it frens

>>21675500
>>21675539
This bull market, which won't last forever, HAS been the best place to park your money. Soon as millennials see red they will panic and sell or miss rent and be homeless.

We will repeat what happened to Japan after their crash. Twenty years later and negative interest rates and their market still hasn't recovered. The tech bags are going to be heavy.

>>21676267
So? That's per day which increases randomness especially if you are moving around trying to hit 2% a day.

Longer time scales up to a certain point reduce the risk of your idea generally and increase the consistency.

>>21676269
depends on the day

>>21676231
>he autistically babbles buzzword to defend his femmeboy transexuality and inability to perform rudimentary male typical tasks
Stop taking the hormones, get into therapy, call your father and apologize. Youre not too old to be fixed

>>21676357
Hows those puts boomy

>>21675086

>>21676335
The economy gets Japanified, nontech will be even more in the dumpster than tech.

>>21676335
I'm 33/33/33 gold, crypto and gold. Bring it.

>>21676193
Nigga, you said "an average growth of 2% for a year". You can't even form coherent sentences, there's a zero percent chance you're going to be able to do 2% daily.

>>21676335
The whole world is invested in the S&P500 though

>>21676401

>>21675182
mean reversion doesn't work on meme stocks. tsla only follows meme reversion, which means reverting to going up, so i bought.

>>21676428
>The whole world is invested in the S&P500 though
Why bother with the S and Poopoopeepee when you can grab FAGMAN and be reaching new ATHs daily? FAGMAN is 25% of the market cap of the ENTIRE S and Poopoopeepee

>>21676379
Imagine being this btfo that you spastically tantrum and just shout boom! Boom! You boom! Like a chidl

>>21676385
You know option prices only significantly increase because of a spike in IV right?
Not just a higher price in general of stocks if you're calls are a long time away from expiring

GET IN ON BLINK NOW. V SHAPE RECOVERY

what should I buy before close?

BLNK shorts on this spike?

>>21676471
>FAGMAN

what?

Anyone else ever had to suck prison penis? Looking for some consolation and support here it kinda fucked me up in the head

>>21676447
Sorry, obv meant gold, crypto and stocks.

>>21675666
Bought 10c 10/16.

>>21676471
What's FAGMAN

>>21676473
He's been doing it all thread, it's legitimately hilarious how bad he is at arguing his own point

>>21676181
didn't obama once say something like "dont underestimate biden's ability to fuck things up"?

and when he endorsed biden recently he basically just said that biden will surround himself with good people, didn't put faith into biden himself

>>21676471
SPY is just a worse QQQ. Only reason to hold SPY is diversification once totally crazily overweight tech, and even then it's iffy.

>>21676497
TSLA. buy TSLA now before the split. or don't if you hate money i guess.

Anyone know why $RAD is swinging so hard?

>>21675870
thanks for conveying what i was trying to articulate.
t. at work multi-tasking

>>21676497
SHIP

lads, about to start investing. is charles schwarb a good place to open a broker account? I like the ATM fee refund also

>>21676526
>as he has no arguement

Ok boomer

>>21676428
Inexperience investors can still be forced to sell turning a dip into a crash because they don't have the money set aside for capital gains taxes.

>>21676471
I'm trying to highlight that the world owns American stocks. The world didn't own Japanese stocks as much.

>>21676385
Of course he would cry manipulation, Gordon Johnson is literally retarded and he lost his job because he rated TSLA as a sell since the $300s which embarrassed the company he worked for and angered investors.

This is his hill to die on, his current year end price target is $87.

>>21676532
biden has dementia. everyone knows it. a vote for biden is literally, i mean LITERALLY, just a vote for the deep state. the swamp. you want those corrupt fuckers in there who have been fucking our country for decades to get a hold of the reigns of power again. that's what voting for biden is.

he's effectively an empty shell that the deep state will crawl inside. he'll just go up and read off the prompter what he's told to, with his young VP handler making sure he doesn't spittle too much on his shirt in the process.

>>21676532
>and when he endorsed biden recently he basically just said that biden will surround himself with good people, didn't put faith into biden himself
Oof.

>>21676526
I'm worried for our society...

Where are my TSX bros @? Everything is red but trashmen. They are so green that I am still up for the day. Gotn he whole Canadian market on them shoulders!

>“Actually… someone is buying a LOT of 8/21 $2,100 call options,” GLJ Research founder Gordon Johnson told Benzinga. “This has been going on a LOT (i.e., someone buying way out of the money short-dated call options, which forces the person writing these options to buy stock), which has pushed the stock up consistently.”

On Thursday morning, there were 55,616 contracts worth of volume in Tesla $2,000 call options expiring Friday and 22,892 contracts worth of volume on Friday $2,100 call options. The $2,000 strike price contracts and the $2,100 contracts have open interests of 14,798 and 5,091, respectively.

Upward Spiral: Stanphyl Capital Partners portfolio manager and Tesla short seller Mark Spiegel has also recently noticed the strange trading activity in the Tesla option market.

“Some entity — I don’t know who — was executing a strategy of buying massive quantities of out-of-the-money call options,” Spiegel said of Tesla’s huge run in 2020.

This strategy forced call option sellers to buy Tesla shares to cover their positions, according to Spiegel.

“This thing just kind of spiraled its way up,” he said.

>>21676518
shoulda left it, kek

>>21676566
if you just want to save money and invest, you don't need a broker account
just log into your bank and buy shares in one of the account types you want

>>21676635
He's going to be a signature on whatever schumer and pelosi pass

>>21676512
>he tech bags are going to be he
>>21676522
Facebook Apple GOOGLE Microjew AMAZON Netflix.
FAGMAN
add in T for tesla
FAGTMAN

>>21676635
Yes. Will take over Cheeto man

>>21676336
you want more math huh 2% a day for 20 days is around the same as 50% meaning if you're able to do 50% 10 times over a period of 200 days and it's deffo possible to forsee that in such a period

>>21676656
I use quick stock gains to buy gold. I've been doing that for the last 3 years.

Keep 800 shares of WKHS or switch to Tesla?

>>21675174
This will end very bad and then all the fucking retards and scam artists will still somehow be rewarded. Clownworld accelerates

>>21675366
>Youngfag. The City life on the West Coast existed long before cellphones and will exist long after.

>>21676512
>>21676522
this is your queue to take the profits and run, this market is about to go over the cliff

>>21676709
It's possible, but not something you would want to do stress, exhaustion, etc wise. Setting a higher % chance for never having to worry about money is sorta the point.

>>21676712
Tesla....surely not FOMO at this point kek

>>21676692
S and Poopoopeepee does not currently list TSLA. It isn't yet a bagholder of its shares yet.
>>21675366
Literally just make an app that hails actual taxis jesus christ. Uber and Lyft put premiums to put you in normie cars with sex offenders.

>>21676745
>queue

>>21676719
It's not that easy to time the top this time, that stock split changed everything. Do you sell tomorrow? Or Monday? Or next Friday? Or Monday after the split? Or Friday after the split? Some will get lucky, that's all.

If the market stays up like this how does Biden win the election? I mean I get we have to act like the ball is on our own 20 yard line with 2 minutes on the clock and there's no time outs and we're down by 6, but we've got this.

>>21676745
>queue

>>21676497
GEVO

>>21676770
As long as the big players don't have an alternative to put their money in, it will stay above $1600.

>>21676614
Stocks are going up, but the dollar is dying. Any Australians who timed the market and bought the March bottom has actually lost money because the US dollar has fallen from 1.79 AUS to 1.39 AUS. Add in fees and taxes, which are high and you will see if the dollar continues to die, the US stock market will not longer be appealing to international investors.

IT PUMPS OVER $2000

SELL ORDERS NON EXISTENT ABOVE 2000

It's over

>>21676842
Whats the story on this? Seems like it would gap down at this point

TESLA OVER 2000 WHAT IF FUCK IS GOING ON

>>21676901
And there it goes...WOW

>>21676831
I read somewhere that when the market is up before the election it is very likely that the elected president wins and if the market goes down there will be a change in leadership

>>21676776
That exists in a more structured way in brazil, but the thing is that uber is not "a taxi hailing app". The problem is that taxis are tightly regulated and:
- Their fees are up to 4x what you'd pay for uber
- Their attitude is cancer, they always do their best to scam you especially since you usually have no gps/notion of cost if you don't go out of your way for it (an app could easily fix this)
- Because of regulations, it's virtually impossible to lodge complaints against taxis in most of the world, meanwhile uber resolves issues correctly almost immediately almost always.

DIE MARKEEETTTTTTTTT

I feel bad for you if you didn't buy Tesla when they announced the split.

SEETHING BEARS

>>21676863
wait I thought the dollar going down means that american stocks are cheaper for international buyers, so they will buy more of them.
you're saying that it's the opposite

>sold TSLA right before it got past 2k
I'M GOING TO FUCKING FOMO IN AGAIN

From this
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>>21676920
>>21676921
>>21676901
>>21676909
DUMP EET

>>21676863
>the dollar is dying

>>21676522
>>21676512

>being this new

You should know this even if you don't post on /biz/ as it's common usage on other boards.

>>21677001

https://www.investing.com/equities/tesla-motors
INVESTING DOT COM BOOMERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THE SALT BEGINS AGAIN, SEE YOU FAGS AT 2500 BEFORE THE SPLIT

>>21676987
>All the people who didn't want to buy at $1925 because they thought it was too high

Tesla $2000> options about to fuck everything up and explode everyone. Watch

>>21675086
On March 23 this would have been the best, most rational portfolio
Or simply just tqqq

HORSECHADS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>21676946
>Their fees are up to 4x what you'd pay for uber
Yes, because they make money. Which Uber never did in 44 straight quarters. A business that literally doesn't make money is not a business.
>Their attitude is cancer, they always do their best to scam you especially since you usually have no gps/notion of cost if you don't go out of your way for it (an app could easily fix this)
Which you can integrate into the app. Just make it talk to google maps or something so you see you get the shortest route available. It is how Uber fucking does it.
>Because of regulations, it's virtually impossible to lodge complaints against taxis in most of the world, meanwhile uber resolves issues correctly almost immediately almost always
I'd like a link to this because a lot of the Uber lawsuits have been about the behavior of their drivers. Because after all, they do almost zero screening.

CLSK bros are we at the peak? Do I get out now with my 5% gains or is it a hold?

>>21676856
>as long as people keep buying the price stays high!
This is the kind of insight I keep coming back for

>>21677000
Why are you trying to time the market for a measly few bucks? Buy, Hold, and Enjoy the Ride

>>21677049

>up another $120 because of TSLA
BASED AUTIST.

>>21677048
so is it time to all in tesla putties?

>>21677061
Fuck no, CLSK will be 15 next week

I ain't touching tesla that shit scares me. I'd rather risk shit on calls

>>21677060
t. little zoomzoom nigger never been in a taxi in his life.

>>21677075
This

>>21677057
nothing literally just buy more 10/16 calls

>>21676651
This is so retarded, it doesn't mean they had to buy five million TSLA shares after writing calls, most of what they write is already covered from either from what their clients own or their own position. They can also buy shares from their clients who sell them.

It doesn't even make any sense if they weren't covered because they would be pushing up the price and losing a bunch of money versus waiting and letting the calls stay out of the money so the contracts expire.

SLV WHAT WAS THAT

Disregard economic, embrace memes

>>21677075
I have trailing stops. I don’t trust it.

>>21677057
it's just -1%. what do you mean?
also it dumped from like literally 20 people trading 2000 shares between each other. this shit stock has such tiny volume right now so the % it's at doesn't really matter right now

>>21677061
Clsk $7 next week like 10 people said it

>>21677048
Show your puts. Also, will you say the same when it hits $2100?

>>21677163
its all one person and its you

>>21677167
As in it will explode upwards potentially

>>21677082

>>21677109
I have you fucking ape. There are a lot of great things you can do but if it doesn't make any fucking money it isn't actually a productive service people want to pay for. Uber undercut its rates because they'd be almost identical to taxis anyway. Likely higher because of all the other expenses and cashburn they have.
That was supposed to fuel "growth" and make them solvent. And they didn't in the period of the most absolutely easiest lending in American history.

>>21677082
>Leaf millionaire bro
Congrats

>>21677128
>Average Return -3.9%
Nevermind lmfao

>Cathie
HALFWAY THERE

>>21677180
I saw two people post it in the last thread and neither was me

How low will TSLA dip next week once a million retail buyers realize tomorrow wasn't the cutoff to buy

I'm scared, aroused and amazed of TSLA
>$2000
Absolute madman

>>21677180
He's coping hard, leave him be.

>>21677024
Enjoying your roller-coaster? I'm still tumbling down.

>>21677255
>TSLA
>dip
lmao

>>21677255
They'll be too scared and greedy to sell, potential crabbing all week.

>>21677255
they're just gonna hold until next week are you retarded

I see know way this could possibly go wrong

>Tesla pumps so much Elon has to announce another stock split so its not too pricy for poorfags

SET YOUR FUCKING STOP LOSSES AND RID THE TSLA WAVE, ITS A BUBBLE BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK, DEEEZ GAINSSSSS

>>21677285
mm good point

Please don’t bully, but I am very happy about being able to make a profit off the market. I’ve only be in since the crash, but I’m up 63% of it. It just feels good, especially since I don’t know shit about it.

>>21677135
Memes are more powerful than reality.
Through memetics, the collective unconscious eventually overrides physical law entirely, resulting in an unstable regime of chaos which eventually destroys itself, after which the universe reverts to pure physical law until another conscious mass develops.

>>21676995
It's not that it makes them cheaper, it's that the dollar is losing its value faster than the stocks go up.

See >>21677010
Dollar lost almost 50% of it's value relative to the AUS dollar, so stocks would have to have gone up over 100% for the international investor to break even during that time.

>>21677315
Stop, I can only get so erect

You guys have no idea, the amazing shit show that is coming if tesla remains steady above $2000.
You know all those hundred thousands of $2000+ options sold way back when nobody though it could ever go this retarded?

>>21677315
Can they do that btw? Announce on the weekend that the split will be 6-1? That would only moon the price even more kek

>>21677097
>>21677163
The duality of man

>there are retards on robinhood who will actually try to short the tsla split

>>21677315
>new price target of $1800
>...after the split

>>21677376

You can’t short on Robinhood.

>>21677345
you retard, it's the opposite. learn to read a chart.

>you do have Goodyear in your portfolio right?

>>21677082
Based as fuck

>>21677357
>Be institution
>Write a bunch of calls for $2000 strike when Tesla is at $900 because there's no way Tesla can go up that much by August
>Lmao free money, these retards are paying so much for way OTM calls, gamma abuse time


..
>TSLA hits $2000
P A N I C

>>21677376
>retards on robinhood
lmao have you no idea of the balding seething millionaires shorting it? fund managers literally bankrupting themselves right now still holding onto their tesla shorts

>>21676497
I dunno man... I really fucked myself with MU...
Kinda want to buy more, or buy back ROKU and TDOC

look at these fucking niggers

what are the chances that QQQ does a split soon? it hasn't done one in 20 years

>>21676307
I'm actually thinking buying the stock would be the best play now. Because the IV is spiking ridiculously. Gonna get crushed by IV.

Is now the time to get into TSM for those who haven't yet?

FUCK U NIGGAS IF IT DROPS BELOW 2000 I'M ALL IN AGAIN

>>21675117
What do you mean?

>>21677401
>Elon realized that the Millennials have renting problems, so he just funded them their new houses.
>All you had to do was to buy 2-3 Tesla Shares for a small price of $2000

So you bought tesla at $1900 and made $100 with no news?

It would be a shame for people to take their profits at EoD since stocks tend to plummet after a split, uh?

>>21677458
Nasdaq should have a uniform split for every listing. It raises the market cap and enhances stocks.

>>21677255
I'm never selling it. Dip or not. For the next foreseeable future tech is king

>>21677519
>TSLA
>tech
l-lol?

>>21675304
Hope you bought

TQQQ

All Time High

so much for the dip and volatility destroying a 3x fund.

Clsk below $12
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

POOMP HARD DOGGO

>>21677453
Retards shorting instead of buying calls

Coping boomers missed the best move of the week if not the month right here. Lmao BTFO

>>21676645
I am mildly annoyed by Ballard price action today. Saw entry setup yesterday, bought, this morning lol no news -12% or whatever that low was, waited for it to settle, averaged down at 19.50. Now thinking about whether i want to break even cheese it out if this or stay the course. Entry has not been invalidated yet but this kind of sell pressure is not optimal.

>>21677496
>since stocks tend to plummet after a split, uh?
Uhhh is this true lol I just bought more aapl :^(

>>21677453
You can tell they don't really care about the market, they just hate the company because it made money for the younger investors.

>>21677428
People are dumber than I thought. The market is definitely doomed.
Pay 1.79 AUS dollar to buy stock worth 1 USD. Fast forward 3 months. Stock is still 1 USD but only worth 1.39 AUS dollars. How much money did you make? -0.40 AUS dollars or -22% return.

>>21677519
I wasn't saying people should sell. Just curious what will happen next week.

>>21677519
HAHAHAHAHA
holy shit zoomers are retarded

>>21677551
wait until it drops below $1

>>21677082
Based.

Should I sell out of my gay silver bags and divest into TSLA at absolutely aburd ATHs? Dubs decides

>/smg/ gives terrible advice!!
>/smg/ just tells me to buy TQQQ, how is that good advice? I'm just going to buy random shilled stocks like NAK and KTOV instead..

Meanwhile..

>>21677496
It plummets 20%, it pumps 70% a month later.

LAST H

>>21677519
Gonna make it

>>21677582

You’re stupid if you don’t think it’s crusty old boomers driving the Tesla price up.

>>21675150
Notice how /smg/ ignored this obvious home run lol

>>21677614
it seems the people looking for "picks" never buy msft, nvda, amd, tsm, tqqq, soxl etc and get suckered into pnd then cry about holding 2 weeks too long.

Literally any tech shills have been correct

>>21677519
Gonna make it, you'll have to wait 10 years, but that's a small price to pay for a nice house.

>>21677586
but once the stock is only 1.39 AUD, new buyers are more encouraged to buy US stocks with AussieBucks
So as the dollar devalues against world currencies, it will bring in more outside buyers. it's only a negative if you bought in the past

>>21677614
I thought you weren't supposed to hold leveraged etf long term ahhhh

>>21677586
you claimed the dollar was dying, which is why i zoomed out, to prove your idiocy. you're the only one talking about 3 month timeframes.

>>21677693
>>21677693
>>21677693
>>21677693
new thread

>>21677648
Then who the fuck are these retards? You don't fight the future, you ride with it.

>>21676911
It's a microcap biofuels penny stock that mooned today at open, so they need someone to buy the top before they can dump.

>>21676163
Switch into pepsi my dude. It pains me to say it since coke is such a better drink, but pepsi is the better stonk

>>21677614
TQQQ is literally turbocharging my portfolio, if i wasnt risk adverse i would rebalance and go all in.

>>21677659
Samefagging and then responding in buzzwords. Home run

>>21677747
Im making fun of you seething nigger lover lmao

>>21677611
Yes

>>21677746
I shifted all to TQQQ after the covid crash

>>21677763
7% is a home run in the same way that winning a scratch off is winning the lottery

>>21677668
okay go buy stocks in venezuala and be rich.

>>21677519
Gonna made it.

>>21677814

7% is a solid move I’ve def done worse. Like 700% worse. Don’t be a hater

>>21677445
I got fucked by MU but I'm just gonna treat it as a hold and wait until next year

>>21677343
congrats bro

>>21677666
Pretty much, I gave up on picks and just bought fagman and haven't had any issues since.

I love green days so much. Addicted to that shit.

>>21677893
Only gains that matter are realized gains and im not going hard and burning day trades on 5 to 7%

Suppose I am a terminally retarded eurofag. How do I start investing? As in, what steps need to be taken before actually clicking some buy buttons.

>>21678038
1. Have money
2. Have a broker
3. start clicking buttons

>>21677480
TSM is long term and will crab until next gen releases and Samsung inevitably failing to deliver. TSM is a set it and forget it kinda position, so don't stress on it. Buy now, look at years from now.

>>21678090
I read the list of brokers in the sticky but what are some criteria for choosing one?

>>21677984
yes it's definitely addictive
t. just got into this memery last month

>>21677746
Honestly at this point TQQQ feels less risky than literally anything else in my portfolio. At the same time, it's risky as fuck because I've been saying for weeks now that we surely have reached the top and will recoil...but it never fucking happens. I REAAAAAALLY want another crash like March. I didn't know about TQQQ then, was too scared to touch it by the time I learned about it months ago, and only eased into it about 2 months ago very hesitantly. Now that I'm holding it I'm scratching my head thinking about how something so "risky" outperforms everything by a fucking longshot. It's like the DPS glass cannon except it has a good ass tank and cleric keeping it alive.

>>21677666
>buy msft, nvda, amd, tsm, tqqq, soxl
Based satanic trips of good advice

>>21677676
>I thought you weren't supposed to hold leveraged etf long term
Goys aren't allowed to make money and will be shamed for trying

>>21678431
crashes are rare. It's more likely to start crabing, which would be bad for TQQQ because of the change to the daily basis.

>>21678431
>I REAAAAAALLY want another crash like
Be careful here. People not invested were saying the same thing in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013...

>>21678431
Leverage is great when you go up 80 percent of the time

>>21676064
Hope you get wrapped around a tree faggot.