/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21676949
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how Chainlink works.
Its superiority is only hinted very subtle, and without a solid dose of advanced autism most of the Lambos will go over a typical /biz/tards head. There's also Sergey Nazarovas very nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation, his personal philosophy draws heavily from /biz/ shitposting.
The real frens of course understand this; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realize that it’s not just le funny memes. They know it also says something deep about the society we are living in.
As a consequence people who don’t trust Chainlink truly ARE idiots. Of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Nazarovs iconic catchphrase
"Get in here faggot, we’re gonna save the blockchain"
which itself is a semi-cryptic reference to the amazing russian epic 'Crime and Punishment' or the struggle of life itself.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sergeys genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have my wallet QR Code tattooed. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personnel fren.

>>21676949
more like back to ZERO amirite? get dabbed on epic style linkies lmao POGGERS

See you back at $20 in 1 week

Sell all your shit links and buy FTM

>>21677045
More like back at 9$

>>21677093
moar like back at nine cents ma nigga i got dat linkdown

>>21676984
>>21677045

BTC pumps : Link dumps
BTC goes down: Link dumps
BTC and the whole crypto recovers: Link dumps

Look at the graph chimps, your bubble is over.

>>21677224

>>21677224

Yes I looked the charts. $14 dollar was support and it already bounced.

Do you think people will dump a project like LINK during this bull run?

Again, See you back at $20

>>21676949
2.8 stable coin, the price of a reasonably priced cup of coffee

I once had my mom take me to a Chainlink event so I could meet my idol, Sergey Nazarov and hopefully take a picture with him. I approached him after the speaking event concluded to discuss my appreciation of his work and the incredible potential of the tech he's developing and blockchain in general. He was very rude and dismissive and seemed to only want to talk to my mom. I kept having to get his attention but he kept asking my mom if she wants to "link his chain", whatever that means. Finally I got around to asking about taking a picture with him and of course he agreed, but only if my mom would be in the picture with us. By this point I was getting some seriously weird vibes from the dude, so I decided to stand between him and my mother for the picture. A bystander named Ari was kind enough to take it for us. At the end of the countdown right when Ari said "say cheese!", I felt a sharp pain in my side and yelped, ruining the picture. I pulled up my shirt to see what happened, and there was a tiny pin-sized hole in my side that was bleeding quite a bit. I'm not sure what exactly happened, but I swear Sergey stabbed me with a syringe or something. He then complained loudly about how I ruined the pic and suggested we take another with him in the middle. At this point I just want to be done with this weirdo so I'm like whatever. So we line up again and I shit you not, the guy palms my mom's entire ass cheek and squeezes. Obviously my mom was extremely offended and forcefully removed his hand while walking away. This made Sergey angry and he started yelling profanities at her. We both stormed out of there and my mom grounded me for having her go through something like that. The whole experience made me extremely disillusioned with the space and I decided to sell my Link at a loss.

>>21677744
COPE more.

Bullish trend broke at 18 and then 16. It's just a matter of time that it breaks 14 and it will go straight down to $9. This could be a support but the real one is at $5.

>>21677224
>BTC and the whole crypto recovers: Link dumps
what does this mean?

>>21677843
I tired this pasta but it lacking a pasta sauce

>>21678971
This means Link is going back to $5

Its over linkies, its time to sell your link and buy FTM

>>21678971
It means the price is being artificially suppressed and the money will move from the other currencies into LINK whenever whales feel like it

>>21678971
it means you are a newfag