/biz/ - Business & Finance

Clown world gets closer and closer to a clockwork tomato every day.

>>21667849
>>21667905
I just imagine elites hysterically laughing as they add more and more absurd requirements for the public

Wtf? Just wear a mask instead

>>21667849
Also ban tipping. You know that paper money might have Covid on it so wagies shouldn't touch it incase they infect the guests.

>>21667977
Haha guys, let’s make them wear dog cones!! They’re animals after all!!!! *elitist laughter*

No tip wagie, now wear your cone.

>>21668143
Top kek

>>21668143

>>21667849

I'm surprised there aren't more low wage workers committing mass shootings and stuff

Why is it that every waitress thinks their job is the hardest ever? I worked at a restaurant as a server for a summer when I was in college and it was so fucking easy. You literally just write down what the customer wants and then 20 minutes later bring it to them...

Compared to bricklaying and landscaping that I was doing the summer before (for less money when you include tips), it honestly felt like I was getting a paid vacation where I got free food.

>>21668143
BASADO

>>21668115
Woah cool it with the anti semitism buddy

>>21668257
Have you looked at the prices of weapons and ammunition recently? Wagies are broke and typically in debt. Mass stabbing maybe..

>>21667849
There is only one place that I tip and that is my local breakfast joint. Still today...they don't say shit to anyone about masks and they treat everyone like family. Plus, they know that I like heated syrup with my pancakes instead of the on the table cold shit.

>>21668287
Who the hell do you even responding to?
Guys I think we got a live one!

>>21668284
I’m reporting this thread to the Ashkenazi-Israeli Political Action Comitee. But it’s not foreign influenced and your a BIGOT if you think otherwise.

>>21667849
>2021 restaurant wagies must wear hazmat suits

>>21668143
you tip them by tossing coins in their cone (or straw wrappers if you are based)

If youre basedboy immune system cant fight off the common cold 2.0, then stay the fuck inside. Society is completely bitchmade now. Most these people need to get their ass kicked so they have something real to fear besides "much germs."

>>21668390
We caught a live AI bot boys! It’s a big one!

>>21668390
>>21668242
probably this guy

>>21668433
it's partly because we are protecting the weak, but more because they're using this as cover for another bailout and mega wealth transfer plus a money system reboot of some kind

>>21668488
You know too much and have been deemed dangerous to society. You’re now on a watch list and your access to the FedCoin system has been revoked. Thank you for your understanding.

>>21668554
they already coordinate all payment processors to cancel people, the scenario you described will eventually become reality (unless people fight back)

>>21667849
HAHAHA
I was about to quit my job but the Wuflu came at the perfect time, ive been milking the stimulus and tripled my free gibs with crypto.

I got a new job starting in October when the free gibs are over.

Fucking perfect.

>>21668115
Dirty filthy animals. Make them wear cones, eat bugs and live in boxes. Useless eaters one and all.

This is from an anti-vax doctor, so probably bullshit

>>21668143
Based
>>21668421
Based

>>21668336
>hostess: oh God, here comes anon, not wearing a mask again. he must be pushing 400lbs.
>waitress: can't we just ban him? he creeps us all out and only tips like $2 for 5 stacks of pancakes
>boss: no, he might get a lawyer and sue us for discriminating against a retard. now go heat up his syrup now before he throws another temper tantrum
>waitress: o-okay
anon walks in
>boss: welcome anon! we've saved your favorite seat next to the bathroom -- come on in! your heated syrup is on it's way! did I tell you you're like family to us?