/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21664557
never selling

COOMSHOT COMMENCING AAAAAA IM COOOOMINNNGGG HYNNNNGGGAGGHHHHH

>>21664557

>>21664572
iron claw, never stop jerking off

>>21664557
Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. In this world, men can pretend to be women and go touch children and we all have to pretend its normal. We have to pretend importing millions of people without our morals, values, culture, or history is totally fine and nothing will change. We have to pretend women are exactly the same as men and can compete against them in sports. We have to pretend having a luciferian death cult ruling over us is great. We have to pretend wearing masks 24/7 and getting a mandatory untested vaccine is good for us. This is the reason I invest in COOM. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. Put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

If it was a rug it would've rugged by now. Getting a small bag for the keks.

>>21665573

It's got locked liquidity so it can't be rugpulled. Could get dumped but given it's got some momentum they'd get more money keeping the hype going.

I’m so fucking tired of you hucksters building shoddy new coins and sites like fucking Ed Edd and Eddy trying to siphon all the retard newfags out of their 0.06 eth. I’m going to do something terrible to you if you keep spamming this fucking board with your schemes.

>>21665830
what are you gonna do? do it faggot. i dare you to do whatever faggotry you are hiding in your pants

>>21665830

>>21665830

im gona cume

Sperm Whales with over 1m COOM REPORT!

>>21665830
UH OHHHHHH. MY PANTS ARE DOWN AND I'M STROKING MYSELF, ANON. I CAN'T STOP. MOVE OR I'M GONNA COOM ON YOUR FACE. OH NO... I'M GONNA IM UH I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>21665830
It's organic you nerd. We aren't shilling. We do it for free because it's fun

>>21665573
yes every rug happens inside of 48 hours

>>21666539
I literally have 9M Coomies and I'm not selling until 1 cent

>>21664557
its not a scam, its a gem

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy : >https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF)
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

>>21666812
Based Coom poster. I'm in every thread with ya buddy

we are all going to make it

>>21666961
we're all cooming together, bull

>>21666812
Based. The coom cannon fires on.

>>21666812
you should make COOM generals, it would really put the FUDDER's panties in a twist

>>21667289
I just compiled the info, everyone should add/edit it and spread the coom out